💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

yeah i thought so

maybe i forgot to say

[soft coral]

u forgot

all is forgiven

[remote fox]

@viral egret You coming?

[viral egret]

yeah in a sec

my mom is quizzing me on chem

@remote fox i am here i cant talk atm

[fast garden]

based cclamp

[compact knoll]

bro actually put it in his bio 🥀

[soft coral]

attention seeking disorder

[viral egret]

i thought he was a pillager

[soft coral]

can't wait for summer and everyday to feel like this
@compact knoll @fast garden @keen sparrow

[glacial haven]

did you buy a pack of sights on accident or what happened there

[fast garden]

stripped them off all my val mod 4s

lol

[glacial haven]

ah lmao

[fast garden]

70k rouble worth of irons

for some reason the rs is more than the fs

[glacial haven]

that's probably the case for a lot of them, i honestly have no clue why that is

[fast garden]

randomly generated attachment prices

[viral egret]

i thought the rs adds ergo while the fs doesnt

[fast garden]

what

its the rear sight and front sight

[viral egret]

like 0.5 ergo on some of the rs

[viral egret]

oh alr

[soft coral]

nobody
not a damn soul
dad choosing the most bent rusted blown up by a nuke coffe tin can to use for his bolts
@viral egret @fast garden @glacial haven @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bluffcitylaw-nbc-season-1-episode-bluff-city-law-Rh01tuq8EZVQQxBGFg

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-bleh-vPzbDN4rBxuvtpSpzF

[viral egret]

+6-7mil

unironically

[fast garden]

come

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-bald-hair-gone-disappear-gif-5477673384904900400

"Im making piss and shit 2" tweet summarized

[remote fox]

@stark torrent

[viral egret]

i died to that bruh

[fast garden]

well it was loud

i swapped the supressor on bc greed

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

[viral egret]

scratched his brain a lil

bro is playing subnautica

he heard a reaper and hes screeching

[calm pollen]

thats a sick looking ulach

i got a tiger skin korund and a burned skin tan ulach

also got some earbuds from the pillager so now I can wear my closed helmets and have slightly better hearing

even though it echos

[calm pollen]

did you bonk him with it or did it explode near the head?

[fast garden]

shrapnel often hits head

[calm pollen]

shouldve wore a death shadow or condor

[fast garden]

[calm pollen]

[fast garden]

have you not seen any of these arena things before?

[calm pollen]

I dont play arena

I dont even have it downloaded in the launcher even though i have the edge of darkness edition from way back

so these things are neat to collect for me

since I dont have common access to them (for now because ive seen a lot of bad with arena)

[fast garden]

i see a lot of people complain about cheaters in arena but like

i can probably count on one hand the amount of them ive seen

however

theres also a lot of really, really good players in arena

like, to a degree that would absolutely convince average people on the recieving end they were cheating

myself included, if the amount of random messages and people voiping calling me a cheater is anything to go by

[calm pollen]

I have this knack for being good at maybe 2 pvp sessions and then sucking for the rest of time

its almost daily

[fast garden]

honestly the most infuriating shit ever i know the feeling

[calm pollen]

i get 2 good raids and then ass the rest of the day

I ran my luck by being shot in the face with fmj from an sks and the next raid the same round went right through

[cyan garnet]

Yeah same

Ive played heaps of a arena ive seen like maybe 3 cheaters

Cunts are just super cracked out at it

[fast garden]

I’m sorry you live in a third world country where people feel the need to cheat in arena ig

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cannot-ragebait-me-heart-twitter-reaction-gif-cat-gif-16396486465647525728

[native crypt]

@soft coral @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Bro true, i hate emptying my piss mattress

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden one of the greatest

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizz-horse-good-face-shape-u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E

[soft coral]

tbh some of these are wrong as a similar variant of the gun is present in the game

also the m1a samewith the rpk though we dont have long barrel

[compact knoll]

He mentioned it in the text on the bottom

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

i guess it takes a lot of time to make them since they have insanely detailed animations for all the shit like bolt jam , hard jam etc

[soft coral]

I know but it gets cut off due to the way discord handles multiple pictures

[soft coral]

also this

[stark torrent]

the AWM would be sick

[soft coral]

naw

thor pistol

or w/e the fk its name was

[little flame]

Im crying

[compact knoll]

@little flame @stark torrent @ancient marsh

@ancient marsh https://youtu.be/QPlS1RumiGU?t=1211

timecode

[ancient marsh]

unskippable thumbnail

[ancient marsh]

killing cooldee $5 at a time

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/QPlS1RumiGU?t=1354

@ancient marsh TIMECODE

AHAHHAHA

[ancient marsh]

wtf am i listening to

"BUT IT BEGINS TO LEAK OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE INSTEAD"

1 sentence horror

[little flame]

Bro i cant turn audio on rn but i see the subtitles

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov in an hour or 2?

[viral egret]

sure

[little flame]

When u gonna be on? Home in 10

[little flame]

Gonna make some grub first

[compact knoll]

is tha mango?

[little flame]

Jalapeños

[ancient marsh]

Jallapenos aren't yellow.

They are green

[little flame]

Uhh

Nvm idk what its called in english

Peperoncino

I think

Idk translate sucks

We call em feferoni here

[ancient marsh]

Find it on wikipedia then change the page language to english

[little flame]

Pretty good

[ancient marsh]

So a kid with a cleft palate trying to say pepperoni?

[little flame]

Oh its frigitello jesus christ this shit sucks

Swedish is disgusting

[viral egret]

like soon

ill eat something

@little flame just bought a full kit w/ altyn from fence we eat good today

ill give u the altyn

[little flame]

sheesh

im ready when u are

[viral egret]

ye ill go to the shop rq to buy something so ill be on in abt 10

[tame dawn]

Pepperochini

[little flame]

yes

those

they're good

[tame dawn]

You can make a good beef stew with them

[little flame]

goooooooooooood that shit was bussin

[tame dawn]

https://www.spendwithpennies.com/mississippi-pot-roast/

[little flame]

oooh

where u from btw

[tame dawn]

Southern US 🦅 🇺🇸

[little flame]

ahh nice

[viral egret]

oh i remember these

i eat them along any like soup because i like spicy

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beegeesbabe-daniel-larson

i just roke up

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @remote fox @fast garden @viral egret @little flame

https://giphy.com/gifs/vincent-sU511xfb7ORqw

[little flame]

LMAO

this happened to me almost

yesterday

we were running abandoned marked me and cryon

i tell him im gonna nade it

and he rushes in and i bounce off his bald fucking head

[compact knoll]

so those powerlines

have models

there is also a catwalk up there somewhere that also has a model

[stark torrent]

Yes and weird physics cause it made the nade to a 90 degree mortar strike down instead of bounce back with an angle

[viral egret]

pheer caught that nade in his teeth

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvbByiGJoCRr0zZyY?invite=cr-MSxxc3EsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

i lowkey wanted it to kill him

https://klipy.com/gifs/reaction-meme-funny-gifs

[viral egret]

@little flame

[short cove]

OORAH 9x39 my beloved

[little flame]

stfu

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/kirkified-kirk-jimmy-butler-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-3053660458114596775

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gokittygo

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bruh-mog-mogger-kQwfSHRG190pbaelMw

[little flame]

thats funny ill buy you

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[little flame]

that one please

bros playing call + call

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvz5w1BX3Qgi_-pjd?invite=cr-MSxSRUcsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=6

cryon moment

[soft coral]

how
your aim is shit

that's how

[little flame]

ty for altyn tho

[soft coral]

it didn't go over

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meow-cash-4

[soft coral]

hi

[little flame]

nice protection

btw cryon killed someone who missed out on 2 bitcoins in chek 156

15*

actual retard

bro was just standing there

[viral egret]

2 free bitcoins all he had to do is look in a corner and the free iron gate

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

Event is gonna end tomorrow btw loooool

[stark torrent]

No, smuggleres were the other ones

the ones with the crates

bro wont leave a bad review for all the issues the game has but for that random event

[short cove]

What's the response

[viral egret]

smugglers were ok

pillagers are dogshit

[ancient marsh]

Oh, why? Those were alright

[little flame]

gave it a bad review but ended up playing another 100 hours

gg

[fast garden]

I genuinely don’t even know why dude is whining

Kollontay guards last night all had class 5 armors, 2 rys-t and an altyn

Actual nightmare hell boss guards

[stark torrent]

actual guards

meanwhile sanitar guard with press armor , two kedrs and one SKS with no stock

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvzPAIEV9YyaxQvXu?invite=cr-MSw4SnEsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

this game is great

@stark torrent @fast garden

it just broke itself in real time

the clip

i cant

7n40

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

my health going down like its damage over time

BROOOO

CUCKFEST IN KABAN

2 bs guards

balright

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvAc8pvrgM3UpA2EC?invite=cr-MSw5d2osMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

i sentence u to 5 raids of streets without restarting ur game

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvAcxocZm58H9KtAG?invite=cr-MSxBSkcsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

BROOO

HE ATE THEM

i have evil tarkov installed

game got jumpscared by the jam and froze my game

BROOOOOOO @ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll THAT IS NOT MY LEG

massive fucking cock towering over cryon

@viral egret need a break im bored sry

[viral egret]

ye np

good raids so far

[viral egret]

why'd they even add this feature

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov?

[viral egret]

sure

[little flame]

@remote fox cooome

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bust-yes-king-yourbliss-68L3bCQleHM3lIl58J

[little flame]

GET ON YIDI

get on this dihh

[viral egret]

@stark torrent streetsmax?

[little flame]

cryon killed me

im off

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ye-lawrencebdesign-staring-at-camera-JXtEi78T1z39IzdYPB

[little flame]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

alle runs into my line of sight as im shooting a guard full auto

i will post my pov too

[little flame]

ur literally lying

lmao

ur full of shit

[viral egret]

i clipped it all so

[little flame]

i screamed for help then u spray me instead of the guard

retard

[stark torrent]

i think im good

[viral egret]

i am SPRAYING the guard behind you that is PRONE on the ground

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvDBc1vTD8RtIVtlG?invite=cr-MSxNbHgsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[stark torrent]

humpty and dumbty

[little flame]

u literally werent

iedy check clip audio

hes on the mg shooting those

rofl

or idk

maybe he was shooting him

still

p cryon til i die

the "oh did i kill you" is crazy

[viral egret]

trying to not get killed by mg and trying to help alle

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1493587428131209408/image.gif?ex=69df8330&is=69de31b0&hm=2d6c1dc01f11c9509ec415773bf2c0829ba8bbd7daf7fca4044a7f31288d182c&

oh

u were right

my fart

[viral egret]

legit as i start shooting you run into me

i will get your shit out

[little flame]

join back ill do a few more

😭

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

iedy pls join im losing my sanity

[stark torrent]

Kaban leaning at the end to touch cryon

hahahahahah

[little flame]

i was on my last kaban kill and this mf kaban is literally just standing right next to me menacingly

[viral egret]

i chamberloaded my m16 to kill him

[little flame]

i shat my pants

[viral egret]

i ran out of ammo

[little flame]

had to genuinely apologize to cryon in vc

ahem

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[viral egret]

iedy's alt?

[little flame]

15 kaban kills done

ez

iedy if he locked in just killed cryon

[viral egret]

16k hours 5 prestiges ending

[little flame]

holy fucking demon virgin cocksucker of death

[viral egret]

survivor ending too (500m one)

he didnt do 300m variant

@ancient marsh

what u doing with ur alt bro

[little flame]

67

man this chat is quiet when they are in the afterlife

you all know who

[viral egret]

[little flame]

good timing

[viral egret]

@stark torrent com takov afte dota pls

[little flame]

WATCH OUT IEDY

[viral egret]

streetmax

[little flame]

said it too late

cryon bought a maska instead of 3 altyns

[viral egret]

bought a maska instead of 3 altyns

gg

tell allee to bring my scope last raid load into this raid he iddnt bring it gg

[stark torrent]

i will not

fuck tarkov and fuck dota

[little flame]

fuck me next

[stark torrent]

bruh so they made an achievement for it

AHAHAHAHAH THEY DELAYED THE BATTLEPASS BY 5 DAYS @fast garden @ancient marsh

[little flame]

WE HEARD UR FEEDBACK AND DECIDED TO CUM IN YOUR THROAT

[viral egret]

triple chin

@ancient marsh told me to walk a day in his shoes so im doing it

triple chin 400kg

[little flame]

LMAOOO

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvFtlW6aBdFOFNjN-?invite=cr-MSxQREYsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

RAT ATTACK

[little flame]

sleeper gun

lowkey

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-gif-9389177566264488652

its backwards but whatever

[little flame]

WAIT

I THINK ALLE KILLED US

LMAO

IT WAS

LMAOOOofikadidoesafdski

@stark torrent

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mvFBzJFM1vlVE8HQz?invite=cr-MSxSWmUsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2747850563

3:57

had to change my name after that one

i got violated

game full froze mid jump

lmao

[cyan garnet]

5600 raids holy shit

[little flame]

ye

its alle

the streamer

hes unironically so good at the game

[viral egret]

he instakilled me and allee lmao

hes very nice

[little flame]

w faps

killed this goober

[fast garden]

Bruh

Any achievements unlocks

[viral egret]

they added 2

@little flame another guy at end of hall camping but i got ur shit if i can get it out ill lyk

[little flame]

cool

[stark torrent]

you expect too much

[stark torrent]

Empathy and RU armband is a bit crazy statement

[viral egret]

killed 2 guys @little flame

both 1 tap headshots

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

bro voiped to his teammate to stop running

as i shot him in the head

[little flame]

lmao

[viral egret]

i gotchu ur altyn and proflexes

they killed a guy with mcx that was kitted too lmfao

[little flame]

join up

@viral egret

baaaaalright

insta head eyes by this creature

[viral egret]

fire raid amirite

its the same guy i saw in lobby @little flame

i can bring u sr3ms btw i keep buying em off fence 6 for like 80k full

[remote fox]

Sorry, daddy's sleep schechule is fucked.

[gritty python]

fence 6 market is legit the best

[viral egret]

altyn rys t like every day guaranteed

2-3 a day is usually what i get of one or the either

[gritty python]

it regularly funds my korund hoard

[viral egret]

it funds my class 6 hoard

its so fun

[fast garden]

Why even bother man

Completionists when they see there’s two new achievements they have 5 days and have to reset acc to get

[remote fox]

Could at least let us buy all the masks from Ref.

[fast garden]

“Could at least unlock previous BP rewards”

Idk

[remote fox]

The ones that the Pillagers drop.

[fast garden]

The ones that are previously unlocked from BP

imo

They shoulda made the white louie peeton cqcm the reward

[remote fox]

Arena Season 0

Yeah, ok.

[spice sparrow]

Чисто тест: Есть тут игроки Таркова-Юсеки?

если да, ошибку Юнити, как пофиксили?

[fast garden]

Holy pfp

[whole drift]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-reaction-templeos-terry-davis-gif-12527174332552265625

[spice sparrow]

а ну тихо подстилка прапора!

[viral egret]

it's this guy again

[fast garden]

Who is this guy

[fast garden]

So?

I mean I think some exclusivity is totally fine

It’s not like you would ever use these fucking masks

Useless beyond like, week 2 of a wipe

At that point it’s better to use a shattered mask if nothing else bc it weighs less and has no penalties but with the same Rico chance

[soft coral]

pov: you're the food in the microwave
@fast garden @stark torrent @little flame

[fast garden]

Me looking at my ravioli

??????????

[viral egret]

there's no fucking way

it was 250k yesterday

@little flame

[viral egret]

you need 2

to plant on customs

for skier's quest

[soft coral]

this channel is due for a name change

[viral egret]

china town

[fast garden]

I’m gonna crash the fuck out

“Bro” keeps autocorrecting to “Vro” even though I’ve typed it once every 3 months

[fast garden]

Honest to god skill issue if you can’t just get them yourself

[viral egret]

yeah im having fun making free money

[hallow stream]

tarkov also means mental hospital

so the channels name is mental hospital released

[fast garden]

We have already been mental hospital

💣 dogshit-dead-game

[viral egret]

playing tarkov is fire

i went labs i fought 3 statues

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hospital-mental-gif-5183157189923812343

[blazing basin]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1007244.mp4

[viral egret]

what would my name be if i was black

crime?

[blazing basin]

[fast garden]

https://fixupx.com/cliplug/status/2043822928748286034

Cliplug (@cliplug)

Mizkif gets interrupted by workers installing his new TV😭
︀︀
︀︀“Do you guys mind if I work while you guys do your thing?”

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mom coming to ask me about dinner and this is what she hears when she walks away

@viral egret @hallow stream @stark torrent @ancient marsh @little flame @soft coral @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

only learning about artyom and xals execution a couple hours ago

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

breaking news

ukranian soldier leads russian soldier into field of landmines with bar of chocolate, both found dead

[stark torrent]

Tarkov Raid Series but it was the German border instead of Terminal

[fast garden]

get off arena

boot live

infinite loading into main menu

hm

[stark torrent]

Battlepass delayed pack it up

[fast garden]

retry

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/foxtv-hotel-hell-5xtDarDewDfNyPrYSbe

[fast garden]

infinite loading

what the fuck did arena just break

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

the btr driver side final quest?

unironically yeah

integrity check + clear cache

if i cant load eft after that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179236497426235405/1477898405014671614/twitter_2028251900403941611.gif?ex=69dfc8e5&is=69de7765&hm=be0eb880e519ad78101e34405cf4509799490078bf39638b5c8fdf76c6b5fbfb&

[stark torrent]

apparently the Streets black keycard safe in that Cardinal now spawns bitcoins and it does not use a card use

[fast garden]

for now it doesnt ig

[viral egret]

really

i gotta try this with alle

btw iedy we found alle yesterday

[fast garden]

@little flame

hes right here

[viral egret]

the streamer

alle

hes cracked

[viral egret]

hes pretty friendly tbh

[fast garden]

bosh

[viral egret]

ggs

im still on 51 praying for 52

[fast garden]

guess i better start buying reapirs

[viral egret]

on a sidenote 1 more level

and you can do all on red achievement thing right

it starts 61 or smth

or is it later

[fast garden]

ye 61

[viral egret]

bosh

[fast garden]

dude like

[viral egret]

wtf

[viral egret]

how do u have perceptiom so high

[stark torrent]

play the game

[fast garden]

I HAVE HAD ELITE HEALTH ONE WIPE

[viral egret]

i have it only 38 but attention 50

[stark torrent]

same and it was because an event gave 5 levels from a quest iirc

[viral egret]

i legit loot everything but pwrception i get 0 xp for

[stark torrent]

it it does fuck all

anyway

1.0 btw

[fast garden]

the fracture resist chance is nice icl

[viral egret]

its such a life saver

when it works

[stark torrent]

it is but u also have tigz splint now anyway

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

or u bring a grizzler

[viral egret]

wooah

[fast garden]

i mean

the issue was never getting rid of it

it was having it in the first place

at elite its like what, 80% less likely to fracture or something

60

[spice sparrow]

Сатана, дай мне сил пережить Улицы Таркова...

[stark torrent]

P!ispeak

[torpid sparrow]

⠀

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/iieqny3twj

[stark torrent]

Chevaliergrim defending classic L

That retard never dissapoints with his shit takes

Reverse Xalrider

[fast garden]

I would trade every xalrider mute for a month of no chevalier

[cyan garnet]

Ive got 47 vitality and elite aim drills from countless hours of arena schizomaxxing

The steady aim for 3 seconds no matter stamina is pretty good

[remote fox]

I thought Arena only goes up to 30 or am I schizo?

[cyan garnet]

It caps at 30 in arena games (stims still get you to max)

But you keep leveling the skills

[remote fox]

That...that is not how I thought it would work.

[cyan garnet]

Ill send a screenshot of my skills when get on my pc

Elite aim drills is busted tho

Aim 50% quicker and 50% quieter

So with a decent ergo build i ads near instantly

[viral egret]

damn thats wild

[cyan garnet]

now let's see paul allens skills

[little flame]

4 pings

[viral egret]

yo

[little flame]

[viral egret]

tarkov at like 2 pm?

[little flame]

sure ye

[viral egret]

or idk when i get home

2 3

[little flame]

6 7

[soft coral]

i find it hilarious that tarkob skills are so rpg coded

[viral egret]

strength 27 is

[little flame]

voded

[viral egret]

something

[soft coral]

lv30 and u get a measly +1 recoil or something

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[cyan garnet]

I dont believe in backpacks

I wear a bagerly with no backpack to maximum inconvinience whoever kills me

[glacial haven]

Holy shit are the comments full of retards

[viral egret]

yeah but thw jump is nice on elite str

[cyan garnet]

Tarkov reddit cunts are actual spastics

[viral egret]

i can bunnyhop like slightlywith it

[cyan garnet]

Lowk im always on trimadol so it doesnt matter that much

[remote fox]

27 Strength

[cyan garnet]

My vitality is significantly higher then strength

[low iris]

I DO NOT PLAY TO LOOT, I DO NOT PLAY TO QUEST, I PLAY TO PVP AND PVP ONLY

[cyan garnet]

This but unironically

[low iris]

i hate the questing and looting of tarkov

i love the pvp

[glacial haven]

They actually believe it takes any level of skill to prompt slop like that together, one of them even says you have to tweak the AI 🥀

[low iris]

i usually spam out pvp until im bored then hop off the game for the entire wipe

[glacial haven]

You have a text input field and like 2 sliders, only a rocket scientist could use it

[cyan garnet]

I literally never take a bag unless its labs or labrys

[low iris]

so real king

when seasonal wipes come back im gonna be on a lot more on tarkov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451698055278760071/1453917574051008604/togif.gif

uniroincally i despise questing and looting

its why i couldnt do PVE

like the ai is too retarded

eventho i have a shit kd on wipe i dont really care just the feeling of fighting people gets me pumped

its like i do real questing then die to rats or smth while im out questing because i dont run as good gear

because ofc im questing

[glacial haven]

That pretty much sums up why I just gave up on pve, nothing in this game outside of the pvp aspect is interesting and pve really shows that, all of it is great when you're playing with others but it's really not all that interesting in pve

[low iris]

i legit dont understand it because what? the only special thing would be to finish the story

and what is that? a million different bullshit and you fight at the pier against BD

and then you get an ending you can just watch on yt

i feel genuine rage watching my friends play PVE and not PVP simply because they hate challenge

[glacial haven]

And the story is also not all that special or even interesting, it couldn't motivate me enough to play pve to get it myself

[low iris]

like the most hype moments is clutching a gun fight

[low iris]

the contract wars and all the hidden lore is cool

like the movies and shows are cool

but none of the ingame lore is

[glacial haven]

Some of it is interesting but not interesting enough to keep me playing for what, 100+ hours?

I initially thought that it was boring because none of the progress actually matters, you don't get a prestige level or anything but actually it's just the lack of challenge (and the fact that you don't ruin the mood of someone else by taking their shit)

[cyan garnet]

I'm crashing this raid

https://tenor.com/view/bane-the-dark-knight-rises-no-survivors-with-no-survivors-tom-hardy-gif-21912818

[stark torrent]

Wrong game for u then

[soft coral]

90% of the gameplayu loop ggs

that's like playing forza and saying nah I wanna walk

[hallow stream]

[dull crane]

A good question then is how would it compare to Stalker AI, if I ever get Tarkov I would only personally care about PvE, never bothered with the game yet due to Stalker Anomaly being able to modified so much

[cyan garnet]

idk stalkers ai is better i guess

[cyan garnet]

Tarkov ai is incredibly easy to cheese with basic game knowledge

But ig stalkers is too

[soft coral]

true

[dull crane]

I see, to be fair yeah true on Stalker, camping if you don't want to push is the best strategy in Stalker

[cyan garnet]

there's different types of ai like rogues raiders the goons ect but once you work out how they work they're very easy to deal with

[gritty python]

all the ai in tarkov has a predictability, you just have to learn the curbs

goons will run you down like tarts if you hold them in a door

[cyan garnet]

Yeah goons always tard rush

Death sentance to fight at range

[winged mica]

I genuinely love watching people talking shit about PvE for absolutely no reasons instead of busting their balls in PvP for 100th time

[soft coral]

so does tagilla

[cyan garnet]

night woods btw

[hallow stream]

Skill issue

[cyan garnet]

Oh yeah truly

Arent you the retard whos been filtered by pvp

[stark torrent]

i will tell him to apologise , sorry in the name of CCP

[hallow stream]

Mad cus bad

Maybe if you were better you wouldn't be lashing out

[viral egret]

@little flame tark?

js got home

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/sJU9A2PbPA

[viral egret]

ehh if its a new player that kills me while i play pscav i don't really mind, they probably need it more than me and they will learn eventaully, but if its some fucktard with 2k hours i just hate it

i agree that you lose too little rep but idrc in the end i dont scav anymore

[remote fox]

Just go play PvE, little bro.

[soft coral]

plays pvp game
said pvp game has a mechanic to enter a raid with rng gear which is risky as you might run into pmcs and player scavs
surprised when they die from said mechanic

[little flame]

Wont be home until like an hour and 20

Sry

[little flame]

@viral egret home now if u wanna play

brb

actually ill get on in an hour

need a lil break

long day

[viral egret]

its fine i fel asleep on accident lmao

[little flame]

lol

@viral egret ill do like 2-3 raids then im off

[little flame]

get onn

[little flame]

prolly typa mf to not voip back when you voip at him as a scav

this guy is disgusting

killed his dogshit teammate tho

w

[native crypt]

@soft coral @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

12k hours doesnt know im behind tent fullshoots me thorax

bought account or whatever

[soft coral]

ahahahahahaha

that's a good one

[native crypt]

yeah now i have the mental image of a daedroth in a lowrider stuck in my head

[soft coral]

lowkey

bosmer would also like to ride in lowriders

[native crypt]

true

that little guy in the starting town with the ring quest would put hydraulics and shit in there

[soft coral]

this channel in a nutshell

[compact knoll]

https://fixvx.com/IsThisIceCrem/status/2044370163924140327

IceCream🍦 (@IsThisIceCrem)

https://t.co/CyAB3JHTfv

QRT: cosyposter
https://t.co/iH8JtGfsqI

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 11:00 AM

[glacial haven]

the weather today is quite nice, don't you think so as well?

[stark torrent]

Warriors! Ref speaking!

I’ve got a message for everyone holding the line for the new season of EFT: Arena. I see every one of you — and I don’t forget. Got something special cooking as a thank-you, from me to you.

#TarkovArena

Anything ingame or

[compact knoll]

was really good yes

pretty warm

had a nice walk

[cyan garnet]

Nah

[blazing basin]

I did some updates and now Discord has amnesia every time I close it. Ask to log in and all settings are defaulted

favourited gifs are not gone tho

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-melt-brain-melt-brain-puddle-gif-1099218326410160208

[stark torrent]

yooo retaRd u backk

[blazing basin]

YOU!!!

[little flame]

man im really not liking crimson desert

feels like an actual chore to play

[fast garden]

Has any interesting news shown up for tarkov in the last 16 hours

[viral egret]

he-he-hell nah

[fast garden]

Where’s the second battle pass delay

[viral egret]

soon™

[fast garden]

God that would be so fucking funny

[remote fox]

It's a Korean game alright.

[fast garden]

Autism game

[calm pollen]

Idk how far you're in but I'm on a part that's pissing me off, my character is moving hella slow and input delay is getting me while the AI is zipping

[soft coral]

mid slop

[cyan garnet]

Least schizo ranked player

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/hdwfqTagXn4?si=YCHJLnC_uqueR1M-

[fast garden]

klean

just

shhhh

[fast garden]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16-usjgCmiN0MwOE3FmHWpo3PjzU6PIzhiABpRO7GK98/edit?tab=t.0

dude

i was like

hmmm i will check out the arg for nikitas new game

what the FUCK does he got people doing

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[fast garden]

"arg to get unique access to the game" or some shit like that

nearly 2 hours of tutorials on youtube

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789106617407766548/959115906724810802/0059F6DF-56B5-44D9-958D-9FA0B6927CC4.gif

[fast garden]

fuck it dude

guess ill do it

hardcore mode

god fucking bless the ARG has a hardcore mode

[fast garden]

im getting filtered

[fast garden]

https://fixupx.com/DesmondPilak/status/2044370930936553928

DesmondPilak (@DesmondPilak)

Escape from Jeffery Epstein's Island basement

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FixupX · Apr 15, 2026, 11:03 AM

[viral egret]

jesus

5 cracks is insane

[winged mica]

Damn

I guess the best way to counter cheating is RNG

[fast garden]

rng?

its a fucking altyn against a fresh acc m4

[winged mica]

I mean usually I'd think cheating can just

Crumble you no matter what you have

[fast garden]

thats the glory of tarkov armor

[native crypt]

my favorite dark souls hollow desmond

[cyan garnet]

Nikita really looked at 40 fps streets and said fuck it make a new game

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[stark torrent]

People beleiving Nikita will update Tarkov down the line are kinda coping , i highly doubt it

[remote fox]

Product is done, money has been made.

Time to move on.

[glacial haven]

I doubt he'll drop it that hard but updates will have a lot longer timelines than they already have

[viral egret]

nd be smaller

prob

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't know if that is a blessing or a curse, BSG always introduces something new and then ruins a lot of shit in the process

[cyan garnet]

You must purchase space tarkov: true believer edition

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

this idiot is on twitter too

[little flame]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3JAu2BH8sSI46rJGzQerb6?si=ptI7FDbYRt6neCnVgyPnbg

Absolute banger

[viral egret]

LP is goated

[low iris]

play a single arena match and complete all dailies and win

35 kills 16 deaths

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

almost done with the weekly aswell

ill finish it tmmrow

[soft coral]

play arena
why?

[low iris]

i like the PVP

i like how fast paced it is

[soft coral]

unreal tournament is fast paced.
half life death match is
quake pvp is

arena isn't

[low iris]

arena on checkpoint is

but whatever

"yeah bro instead of playing something fun you should play something a million years old"

[soft coral]

it's not that fast

I didn't say that

what I said isthat arena pvp isn't fast paced

[cyan garnet]

what are you even yapping about

last hero and checkpoint is fast paced

[soft coral]

no.

I've seen enough arena gameplay to know that shit is resident sleeper mode

its not slow gameplay

but its not fast either

[cyan garnet]

retard take

[cyan garnet]

43 kills 15 captures still can't carry the bots to a win

[soft coral]

nah it's the way it is

[cyan garnet]

you're just wrong but whatever mate

[compact knoll]

Nah its not even unique access, it was just to show a timer when the game starts

Sorry when the trailer releases

Oh they continued it

[ancient marsh]

go back to Weenie Hut Jr.

https://tenor.com/view/super-weenie-hot-jrs-weenie-kick-spongebob-squarepants-gif-17028455

[low iris]

okay this is so real

my team did shit kill wise i cant lie

but they did like zerg rush the points

i think i had like 8 captures

like i feel so pissed off because i dropped a 39 kill game with 10 captures and the next guy below had 21 kills and 4 captures like man

what are we doing

its a obj based gamemode

like i will throw myself at a point if it stops the enemy from capping or delays them

because a lot of people (even me tbh) strafe off point

[compact knoll]

I like it when it sucks

One day we went to shoreline to do shooterborn

And it started raining

[low iris]

theres no challenge in it

thats the issue

[compact knoll]

And it was raining for 3 months straight

[winged mica]

wtf

it takes you guys like

nearly 24 hours to reply

[low iris]

i forgot about that message cant lie

[compact knoll]

Nah i saw xal reply, so i replied

[low iris]

until he responded to it

[viral egret]

domt listen to ivan

he doesnt play tarkov

last hero is fastpaced imo

[cyan garnet]

If you're in bay 5 and you see some dipshit with a red arm band, kill him!

[cyan garnet]

I'm super guilty of capping then rushing to spawn camp

[stark torrent]

Fog and Rain, name a better reason to not play this game

And summer weather is coming

[ancient marsh]

you know the saying

you dont realize how much you needed it until it's gone

the FIRST raid after snow was gone

was heavy rain

[viral egret]

went on streets

fog and rain

thick white fog

[keen sparrow]

‘Mileikowsky’

Benjamin Netanyahu is polish, lmfao

And his mother Lithuanian

[keen sparrow]

You’re talking to spergs that were too young to play MW2 deathmatch in 2009

[soft coral]

playing a game for so long u can't help but develop stockholm syndrome

[keen sparrow]

It is what it is mate

[ancient marsh]

is that his dad

[keen sparrow]

Lol yup

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret @little flame @compact knoll @stark torrent @remote fox @fast garden who wanna get groomed? (play tarkov)

[viral egret]

i will play tarkov but in a hr or smtg

getting home

[stark torrent]

I am at work

[keen sparrow]

Iedy with his get-rich-quick schemes again

https://tenor.com/view/sneer-awkward-smile-chewing-laugh-gif-16918258

[cyan garnet]

Never ask an israeli their ethnic background

[keen sparrow]

Because they’re mostly khazars or from spain

[ancient marsh]

i mean, what did you expect the background of a man born in 1910 to be?

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

like its an insanely modern country relatively speaking

i should say "new" not modern

like wtf did you expect his dad to be

israeli?

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

whar

[compact knoll]

Look up "fistula ani" for me real quick

[ancient marsh]

isnt fistula like a cancer of some sort?

i learned that from the binding of isaac

[compact knoll]

Nope

[ancient marsh]

why would you make me google that?

now im gonna get like anal cream ads

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh dont u have uni today

[ancient marsh]

no

[viral egret]

fuh

hop on tarkov when we get a third or duo?

i wil br home soon

[hollow patrol]

collect my hemorrhoids

[soft coral]

they might be but damn copper makes a decent chunk of money

[fast garden]

It’s my favorite part

[fast garden]

Yeah

I think it will go on for some time

I’m just gonna do it because why the fuck not

[ancient marsh]

aare you already home @fast garden

oh wait u woke up

[viral egret]

i just roke up

he has work today aswell if im not wrong

he said either yesterday or tuesday hes going to piss and shit factory for 3 days so

its over

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/internally-screaming-house-md-hugh-laurie-gregory-house-screaming-internally-gif-4594102366283474824

[viral egret]

it's never lupus

[little flame]

@viral egret ill do a few raids if ur on

gonna play with a friend in 1 and a half hours

[viral egret]

ye

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh stream containment breach

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh u joining?

[viral egret]

why my armor misaligned @stark torrent @little flame

@remote fox come tarking it

[fast garden]

9 more hours of work twin

[stark torrent]

NINE

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-18r1CgaLuLhqHgCdy2

[little flame]

nein

hours

[winged mica]

It has been for a bit

Now you have like what

Six-seven hours left?

[fast garden]

If only you waited another 2 hours

Nah it’s 8 more

[stark torrent]

Krill Issue

[viral egret]

se a guy standin still

headshot twice

its a disconnected player

fml

wow

and i die

i am so unlucky

would it have even been a headshot

if i didnt shoot the railings

it wouldn't have been

[fast garden]

They were sent the same image

[remote fox]

Now I'm curious.

[fast garden]

Y’all my president beefing with the literal pope on Twitter dot com

[viral egret]

ggwp djt

he will be stroken down

[hallow stream]

Stroken down

Yes cryon

[viral egret]

i said it on purpose

i hope you get stroked down

[hallow stream]

Do it yourself pussy

You fucking won't

Bitch

[viral egret]

no

[hallow stream]

Exactly

Thats why you are tagillas bitch boy #67

[compact knoll]

Baal's right hand man vs Baal's left hand man

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

gargle on his nuts will you

[hallow stream]

Thats ur job

[calm pollen]

Man what a feat, to gargle tagilla's nuts without him smashing your cranium with his hammer, stand proud cryon

[fast garden]

???????????????

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizz-horse-good-face-shape-u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E

[ancient marsh]

Your President posted himself as Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Son of God bro

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bored-jonah-hill-over-it-3o6ZtokgzQv6ThHzj2

OK BRO BUT WHERE CONTENT FOR UR GAMES

[pseudo storm]

Embezzled to Nikitas Cyprus Mansion

[fast garden]

@ancient marsh what is that second one

[stark torrent]

Orologist

[ancient marsh]

Surgeon

[stark torrent]

Proctologist

[ancient marsh]

Idk why the H is capitalized

[stark torrent]

Chirurg is Surgeon yeah

[ancient marsh]

I guess cause bsg is incompetent

[fast garden]

i dont remember seeing that one on the list gg

[ancient marsh]

No that's the guy from "no country for old men"

[fast garden]

w bsg spellcheck

[ancient marsh]

Anton Chirurg

[stark torrent]

it's Chiurg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stare-anton-bubbathebot-sticker-svqpFFCjYi3AIDMTcS

Me staring at Cryon after we all died to a squad while he is still looting the two teapots in check 15

[ancient marsh]

And then "you guys died?!" like 15 mins later

[viral egret]

i stopped overgreeding

i dintneed the monry as mch snymore

i need pvp

[fast garden]

uh huh

[fast garden]

lol

[stark torrent]

i agree definetely, which is why that quest in particular was just ignored

unless that 1 time they made it kappa required and then removed it a month later cause only streamers were doing it with their twitch chat queue sniping

[low iris]

the worst part is when someone slightly wanders outside of the hard kill zone

[stark torrent]

aight im going to work i wish this guy a poisonous meal

[viral egret]

1.2 mil 50 raids

this guy sucks ass

i make 1.2m in 8 scav raids

[short cove]

Even i make more in like 4 shoreline raids