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little flame
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PHONE VIBRATED, CHECK IT FOR ONE SECOND BOOM DEAD

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I CANT WITH LIGHTHOUSE

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cryon killed him

viral egret
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he had no armor at all

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bro was naked with a m700 and one mag or smth

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i thoraxed him

cyan garnet
little flame
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teared right through ur butthole

fast garden
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Bro can kill so many bosses with that rep omegakekw

little flame
stark torrent
cyan garnet
stark torrent
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May he leave his fridge open

fast garden
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Since when is he the player scav authority

fast garden
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Iirc once you go above 8.00 you cannot drop below 6 with a single kill

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Normally like, bosses would do it and set you to 5.90

ancient marsh
fast garden
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But there’s like a 2.00 point loss cap that’s a penalty

viral egret
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hohoho

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new toy

fast garden
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It’s on the wiki

viral egret
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took al lthe shots from a svd guy so alle can beat his shit in

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almost done 3with lighthouse

ancient marsh
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ah, is it new @fast garden

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?

fast garden
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No it’s been this way for a long ass time

fast garden
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Like at least since kaban came out

stark torrent
little flame
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oops

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strangely iedy left his pc and is now on his phone after posting this

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what did he mean by that

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pls let it end

gritty python
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losthouse

little flame
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started yesterday

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its so cucked

cyan garnet
little flame
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bro

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i literally said to cryon

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please send an afk mossad agent so i can finish this shit

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and 20 sec later

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he sees a guy

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finally done

viral egret
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wishes came true

little flame
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cumstones time

viral egret
viral egret
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almost loaded in

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white screen flashes briefly

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crash

little flame
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both me and cryon

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got unity crash

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okay bro

viral egret
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customs cant handle all of this movement

little flame
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motion detected at front door šŸ—£ļø

viral egret
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@remote fox wya unc

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hop on customs

little flame
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nice spawn time

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#earlygang

viral egret
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setup player shot me twice

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missed all other shots

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blacked my leg arm 3 fractures

little flame
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goober

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ty for rys t

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lil gup

compact knoll
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@stark torrent

little flame
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"THATS NOT RESHALA THATS A PMC"

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SETUP GOOBER BLENDING IN WITH THE GUARDS

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NOT EVEN BEING SHOT

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WTF IS THIS GAME

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@viral egret ima go to the store rq

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be back in 20 or so

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Cryon before every single tarkov raid

viral egret
little flame
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Ill be back in 10

viral egret
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alr

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epstein advocate

little flame
viral egret
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+1 RPG

little flame
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2 pmcs down

viral egret
little flame
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hell yeh brother

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@remote fox

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GET ON

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i see u green

remote fox
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Not now, buddy.

little flame
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:(

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i killed this guy

viral egret
little flame
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cryon disgusting rat monster

viral egret
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ignore pedro

little flame
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cryon: theres gonna be a leddy in here, opens it and finds a leddy + 2 oscopes

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romanian loot vision 2.0

viral egret
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attention levelled up so high i can see the container insides before opening

little flame
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okay pause

viral egret
little flame
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666 kd lets go

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one more and ivans going crazy

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i cant play with cryon

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i was literally holding holding an angle then he screams help me hes coming second story as i hold a guy below and i run up to help then i hear the guy below me

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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
little flame
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second floor*

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i cant bro

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he didnt know i was there until i ran

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"he was holding an angle on me" BROTHER HE HAD THE SAME ANGLE ON MEEEEEE DOWN THE HALL

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BROOOO

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THAT GUY IS RUNNING PP ARENA EARBUDS WITH A NORMMAL HELMET

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CRYYOOOON

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THE GUY HE WANTED HELP WITH

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cryons kit btw

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lmaooo

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lion vs coughing baby

viral egret
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pillager kills me

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after i shoot him with alles bp in the thorax and head 12 times

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they ran a train too

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GIVE ME MY SKILLS BACK

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pillagers are so ass

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instakill allee almost kill me instantly too

little flame
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shon

viral egret
little flame
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its both me

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btw

viral egret
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both of them are alles tags

little flame
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retrard game

little flame
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i literally cant play with cryon

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im holding a guy quietly and he starts running right above me

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like bro

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its impossible

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i literally tell him not to make noise and that hes outside

cyan garnet
ancient marsh
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when a PVE chud says something so PVP-phobic you gotta hit him with a Killer 7 stare

ancient marsh
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???

little flame
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no shit

ancient marsh
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i was gonna respond

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ill just tell you to kill yourself

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it was THAT retarded

little flame
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old xal coming out

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gg

cyan garnet
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oh true i misread that

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anyways kill yourself fat cunt

little flame
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based

glacial haven
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bro's collecting them like pokƩmons

little flame
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u would understand if u were here

viral egret
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i was just following orders from II

little flame
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😭

glacial haven
little flame
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yesterday it was cryon looking towards building 3 on lighthouse when i said building 2 and "right infront of you where you are looking" he does a 180 and looks towards 3

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😭

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im dying

glacial haven
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It's just funny that the pattern keeps repeating

little flame
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lmao

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cryon flying

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susge

viral egret
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guard phases out of the door and kills me

little flame
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I HOPE THIS FAT FUCKING CHUD KILLS HIMSELF

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GENUINELY FUCKING OFF URSELF

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i cant with this shit

stark torrent
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😭 for the uncs

little flame
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check this shit

stark torrent
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100% didnt register

little flame
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3 endings

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in 700 raids

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BRO???????????????

viral egret
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he has survivor ending too

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500m

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so hes heavy rmting

little flame
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IM QUITTING

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IM KILLING MYSELF

viral egret
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@ancient marsh can you trade with AI?

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like you kill him and he kills you

little flame
glacial haven
little flame
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LMAOOO

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@ancient marsh help me out

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in tigz server

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i need more boolets

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this guy is genuinely so retarded

viral egret
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doesnt it take 600 raids on average for a ending

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let alone survivor

little flame
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idk bro

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artjom

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hes retarded right?

glacial haven
viral egret
little flame
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this guy is so dumb

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just straight up lying for no reason

glacial haven
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That would defeat the whole purpose of those statistics existing in the first place

stark torrent
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Not surprised stats screen would get bugged

glacial haven
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So it's not impossible

stark torrent
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The total hours do not reset tho so that 700hr guy is just bullshit

glacial haven
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But that'd be quite a drag, shit like that requires you to specifically do a reset on the players database row, just feels far fetched for them to fuck up that hard

little flame
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can not get a breeeaaak

viral egret
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MP18 shoots me from behind

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head eyes

little flame
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why are goons in ref building

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killed all but big pipe

compact knoll
little flame
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that shit is so cancer

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get that shit away

compact knoll
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working on it

little flame
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gl bro

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br

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WOW

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LMAO

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this guy

viral egret
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AND noscope too

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turbo cheats

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tell ph33r to push the guy whos super low

little flame
native crypt
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Although it is really easy to kill them at the warehouse 4 fence when they spawn over there

viral egret
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flash a pmc

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he kills allee

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he kills me aswell

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while being full flashed from ks23 zvezda

little flame
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got killed through a bush by a guy with ironsights

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balright

blazing basin
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This game seems like a cheater den

cyan garnet
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There probably isnt more then any other competative fps but it pisses you off heaps more cause of the stakes

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent @compact knoll

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alle says something like "xal check my stream"

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i say "once again alle is showing me something unfunny, go on"

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and he has a clip on pause on stream

little flame
ancient marsh
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and instead of showing me the clip he pulls up a picture of a big black cock

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and says he's not showing me anything for saying that

little flame
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u dont deserve the clip bro

ancient marsh
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unreasonable

little flame
viral egret
little flame
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I WAIT FOR PHEER

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TO SPAWN

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HE SPAWNS OPPOSITE OF THE MAP

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AND SOME RANDOM RETARD KILLS ME

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I THOUGHT IT WAS PHEER

viral egret
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cons of not having gamma container: couldn't take 3 red rebels

little flame
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bro

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im fucking crying

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lmaoooo

calm pollen
little flame
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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
ancient marsh
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@stark torrent play 2 games with cryon

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we had a situation where ph33r died to a guy somewhere around dorms

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we looked for that guy for like almost 10 minutes

little flame
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i love how cryon says "i was looking at building 3" when 10 seconds later he admits he doesnt know which building is which

ancient marsh
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alle spawned late so we were split up

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alle is in 2 story, i say "cryon follow me we run across to alle"

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he says "alright"

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i run out to the playground

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he says "ill stay behind"

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as im out in the open with a guy sitting in some random bush somewhere

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and then after that tries explaining how that actually was a good play

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one day i will boil cryon alive

little flame
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lmaooo

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he played so shit that instead of being shit it was actually good kapp

viral egret
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try to rotate to roof to get angle on guy in bushes outside xal keeps calling me a retard

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i would like to see how he can justify that considering roof has literally best angle on parking lot and car where ph33r died

stark torrent
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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
compact knoll
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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
compact knoll
viral egret
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anything but letting me go there

viral egret
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i will just do it without comming it out instead because in the end i wouldve gotten the angle on that guy and been able to comm it out to alle who needed the kills

compact knoll
viral egret
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its just that if i couldve gotten on roof i wouldve spotted where the guy exactly was and held him down ther

calm pollen
viral egret
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at the end of the day its just a game but its so frustrating

stark torrent
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The double guard switcheroo

viral egret
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here i am getting fucking obliterated by reshala guard

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he shot me in the throat

compact knoll
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why wouldnt you

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the bullets ballistic is what makes it possible actually

viral egret
keen sparrow
stark torrent
torn drift
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hi ! been playing stalker gamma on and off for years and have been spamming invictus trys for a good month, i was wondering if tarkov PVE was maybe worth trying out ? how is the difficulty/is there any kind of "end goal" ? thanks !

viral egret
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pve is trash

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hella boring

remote fox
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@viral egret Thanks for the kit.

viral egret
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also gj damn

stark torrent
viral egret
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pve is only good forlearning maps really

torn drift
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i did play pvp for about 40 hours give or take a while back, never been so good at shooters so i was getting trashed

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i just wonder if theres like a hook that people have for it

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or if its just slop, i'll just stick to running invictus runs

little flame
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not balanced

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every ai pmc has good gear

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the ai is very dumb

torn drift
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so 0 challenge basically yes?

little flame
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very ooga booga laser beam aim but sit still in bushes

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kind of

glacial haven
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you'll likely get bored before you even get through half of the story chapters

little flame
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ye

glacial haven
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pve poses near to no challenge on your average runs, it only becomes a bit more interesting whenever a boss with followers spawns, then you'll have to play with a bit more tactic but that's pretty much the extent of it

compact knoll
little flame
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pve gets really stale tho

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think ive tried it a few times but gotten bored and never played again after a few raids

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there's no challenge or diversity

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idk

glacial haven
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well, that mostly comes from the ai being lobotomised by BSG, they are essentially just walking loot boxes

compact knoll
glacial haven
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they can still fuck you up but only if you're not paying a lot of attention, or as I said, it's a boss with followers

compact knoll
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the best ai they could come up with it is laserbeam

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and slowly walk around corners while one other ai flanks you at the same time

glacial haven
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likely comes from the fact that they want you to play pvp, not pve

compact knoll
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they dont do shit

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instead of rushing corners they slow walk corners

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they walk instead of running, so they can react faster

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when there is an enemy around

glacial haven
torn drift
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im sad to hear that the AI is absolute dogshit, that was my scare

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thank you !

glacial haven
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the main issue of pve is that there is no element of surprise unless you really don't do anything but run around aimlessly while paying near to no attention to the game

torn drift
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i'll stick to the chaos of siski + alife plus

compact knoll
compact knoll
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it would be something

viral egret
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having them throw flashbangs too

glacial haven
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Basically them doing anything other than run around corners or sit in a corner when they spot you would be cool but how likely is it that BSG will do any of that

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soft coral
stark torrent
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mate i played this game

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holy fuckk

soft coral
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this is one of the bigget fps classics

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Shadow Warrior

stark torrent
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daamn i remembmer you gonna have to go through the metro and shit and it has gore and even naked girls in showers that shoot you with an uzi if u get close

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hahahahahaaha holyyy i think i was like 10 when i played it

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yeaaah Shadow Warrior

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like i remember jumping back in this area from this cars , in the spawn area

soft coral
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together with wolfenstein 3d , doom in '93 and doom 2 after that shadow warrior and blood and finally half life those games paved the way for any and all shooters that came after

viral egret
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i loved playing half life when i was a kid

soft coral
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it's like the saying all roads lead to rome

viral egret
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i got filtered by route kanal

soft coral
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yeah with video games all roads lead to the ones I mentioned

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even non shooters

soft coral
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it's insanely fun and quite difficult

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plus wang's lines are crazy

keen sparrow
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Go for it

viral egret
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rex always advocating for pve as always

soft coral
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listen man

torn drift
soft coral
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if you're too scared of live tarkov you dont wanna sweat trying to complete quests when other pmcs will annihilate you for so little as looking at em
and u wanna chill at your own pace
PVE is FINE yes it is fine
but once u realize how to manipulate a.i and sircumvent their pathing and all the other shit
it become bland

soft coral
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however

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99% of people here play live

keen sparrow
short cove
torn drift
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i seeee thank you !

short cove
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Rex and me

soft coral
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well the 10 people that are in this channel actively

keen sparrow
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This discord channel is anti pve + SPT

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And never stfu about it

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Fucking whiners

soft coral
short cove
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Which kind of exclusively play spt because he is a father and I am employed

soft coral
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as I was saying

keen sparrow
soft coral
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people dont wanna admit it

short cove
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@keen sparrow Yo why iss your Jewish looking name on the right side of "... is typing"

soft coral
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but

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tarkov doesn't have enough content to be sustainable in it's pve state

viral egret
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or is it only arab that is like that

soft coral
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it simply doesn't.

torn drift
viral egret
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pve isnt good, insanely stale

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the pmcs are horribly bad and lobotomized and simply not worth it

soft coral
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you'll be completing quests too fast and progressing too fast because there isn't that much challenge from the a.i itself

short cove
viral egret
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if you bother to pve just do spt with mods

keen sparrow
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Hebrew is read right to left

short cove
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Like labs w sain is fucking ass clenching

viral egret
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but nobody will like you if you play spt here but you shouldnt care

keen sparrow
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Literally only way to enjoy PVE

soft coral
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at that point play gamma

short cove
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You hear a noise and the guy you dropped just put like a 338 hp round into your plate which would've TOTALLY smoked you

keen sparrow
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Otherwise yeah cryon’s right, PVE buy itself is stale

soft coral
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lowkey

torn drift
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dont you like get banned from messing with their files

keen sparrow
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Infact

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Whenever BSG servers were down

short cove
soft coral
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no

keen sparrow
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I would stream SPT on twitch

soft coral
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bsg says you'll get banned to scare people cuz they don't want people to learn the way their game works and potentially develop cheats or GOD FORBID improve upon their shitty asswipe work

torn drift
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thanks a lot i'll definitly do that

keen sparrow
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If you have any questions about SPT at all, just ping me

soft coral
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if you want a strictly pve experience spt is the better alternative

keen sparrow
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I’ll help to the best of my ability

viral egret
soft coral
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plus it's modular and u can like tweak shit

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to your liking

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or wait a minute

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JUST LIKE GAMMA

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hmmtodayiwill who would've thought

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kidding ofc

keen sparrow
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Can make crazy shit like this in SPT

soft coral
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no hate for spt

keen sparrow
soft coral
keen sparrow
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A little hate for SPT?

soft coral
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the leather or w/e sleeve should have it's own seperate LV pattern

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not just painted over it

keen sparrow
compact knoll
keen sparrow
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My old one was like that

soft coral
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looks bad when its one continuous coating like that

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have some standards

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
short cove
soft coral
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now

compact knoll
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youre so right

soft coral
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listen

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despite bethesda being absolutely retarded

short cove
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Like someone had 3 brushes or so and painted a wall w that of a wooden house

soft coral
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they did one thing nice

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community mods for their games

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if bsg did that with pve

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it could be saved

keen sparrow
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I mean they kinda do in that they outright lift mod ideas

soft coral
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but no , they won't

soft coral
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can't play with mods in pve so

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nto the same as spt

keen sparrow
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I still can’t get over that Tarkin ladder video that they just put the BSG watermark over….

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So brazen

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The dude got every ladder roo

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Even the ones on the backs of fuel trucks

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If that was in live you could prone on fuel trucks to ambush people getting the pocketwatch

compact knoll
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if they added mods into pve they will have the monopoly

keen sparrow
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For sure

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It’d be a faustian pact

glacial haven
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But you are correct, I am somewhat anti-pve because if you buy the game for the pve mode specifically, you'll be left more than just disappointed with nothing more than a target practice mode that saves your collected items

soft coral
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OR

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save yourself the headache with pve/spt whatever blah blah and just play these classics and actually have fun

soft coral
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so are the rest

soft coral
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and tbh spt ain't got shit on Blood difficulty

viral egret
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idk

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i played spt for like 80 hours and then decided live is actually better

soft coral
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I'm not comparing those 2

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please read

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ty.

viral egret
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spt atleast taught me the 3 basic maps i liked running which was customs gz and one more i cant remember

viral egret
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not past idk

soft coral
viral egret
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i didnt play forgive me father so i can't even say anything

soft coral
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then click reply on the fuckign person

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u wanna reply man

viral egret
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dude i just be starting to talk randomly

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it's my fault somewhat

soft coral
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we know

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yapper

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@keen sparrow u should play forgive me father @short cove

short cove
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Actually I will look to get it next week

soft coral
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but

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lovely HP Lovecraftian aesthetic

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I like it a lot

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not all of it

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but a good chunk of it is

ancient marsh
viral egret
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jidion with peak as always

ancient marsh
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non zero chance we will see rusbot on the episode

cyan garnet
viral egret
cyan garnet
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Whats even the point of tarkov without fighting real people just endless tedious tasks

viral egret
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like bro i tried spt out and then realised it doessnt matter how hard it gets this is boring asf

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now that im playing againstp layers im having fun mostly

keen sparrow
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At the end of the day you’re still as much of nikita’s cock-gobbler as spt players

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
# cyan garnet

Your country lost a war to emus, i don’t wanna hear it

hallow stream
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found a new video to describe the tarkov vcs with

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everyone collectively telling cryon hes retarded

viral egret
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"you can build a hundred bridges but if you.suck one cock you will forever be known as a cocksucker"

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i took it from a gmod server

keen sparrow
ancient marsh
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i saw that as a russian kid in like 2012 on VK

keen sparrow
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Russian doesn’t have words for stuff like ā€˜build’ and ā€˜bridge’

keen sparrow
ancient marsh
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oh wait its you

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ofc its bait

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kill yourself

keen sparrow
ancient marsh
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glad you got muted, everyone in tarkov channel cheered

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should happen again

keen sparrow
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It was like one guy, don’t get a big head, lol

ancient marsh
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it's like 8 people who use this channel who aren't me, and excluding me 6 of them hate you

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and the last one is you

keen sparrow
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Whatever, like i give a fuck what tarkov players think of me

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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Oo the sweaty cave dwellers don’t like me, what ever will i do

viral egret
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3d is too short, he needs 300d

ancient marsh
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i dont remember what he posted

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oh it was softcore porn

viral egret
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hope he does it againnso hes muted for longer

keen sparrow
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I went and played baseball with my son over the weekend while i was muted

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What did you fucking losers do

viral egret
calm pollen
fast garden
keen sparrow
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Making bank

fast garden
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making the same as i was at walmart but close enough

vivid dawn
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The Armenia dream

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I mean American KekSkew

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America is the worlds most developed 3rd word country kekl

short cove
compact knoll
low iris
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WHEN THE ARENA TEAM IS FILLED WITH PEOIPKE WHO WANT KILLS AND NOT TO WIN THE OBJ IN CHECKPOINT

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MY TEAM IS FULL OF RACIAL SLURS!!

cyan garnet
soft coral
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The lion leaves out some of the safety details when explaining hi s travels to his mom

ancient marsh
low iris
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mutualist*

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prolly some commie gibberish

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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Is he a fucking zoophile

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tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates

i have 147 games of data on this.

my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.

overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.

on period games? 52%.

off period? 57.5%.

that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.

the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.

during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.

that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.…

compact knoll
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31 btw

ancient marsh
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to know when to play with him

little flame
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@viral egret lemme know once ur on

viral egret
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alr

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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@ancient marsh @fast garden @little flame @viral egret @compact knoll @remote fox

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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
next temple
little flame
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yuup

ancient marsh
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Same argument weebs use

little flame
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@viral egret tarkov?

viral egret
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gotta get a glass

little flame
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gotcha

cyan garnet
little flame
cyan garnet
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Actual gimp cunts in that eft discord

little flame
little flame
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bro im pretty sure this scav just tked his scav brother

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ai scav

cyan garnet
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M61 bounced off this cunts airsoft facemask

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Please netanyahu give me strength for these last shooter borns

gritty python
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prayers to the head admin

little flame
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finally done with td 3

viral egret
compact knoll
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@ancient marsh @stark torrent im so happy for you two

little flame
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brother

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why when i search marriage in gifs its only like arabic shit

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sweden????? cooked

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downy sins

viral egret
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big Johnny working as a PMC now

little flame
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downey*

viral egret
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11th job

gritty python
viral egret
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they call him 007

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0 rts 0 sr 7 raids

viral egret
little flame
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shot me through the wall btw

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lmao

compact knoll
viral egret
little flame
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killed him with that burst

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@remote fox get oon

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fun

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factory is now cheater infested

cyan garnet
little flame
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212 dmg

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i hit him legs

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with pe

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hello?

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10 hitcount

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this game is beyond dogshit

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genuinely terrible

cyan garnet
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Product of 9 years beta

little flame
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paca kill pmc quest is genuinely impossible now

viral egret
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i killed him with eko

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somehow

little flame
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no shit cryon he was already hurt when i fought him

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lmao

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"hes dogshit"

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i peek the guy

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hes fucking rys t

viral egret
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rys t

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with m80

little flame
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p!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
viral egret
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1600 hours ending 2 prestiges or smth too

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u good @little flame

little flame
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MY NAMES JOHN MUSTARD

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....

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killed his cuck teammate

ancient marsh
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Kiss me on my hot mouth

stark torrent
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Suck yourself

compact knoll
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@ancient marsh wanna watch Š“Ń€ŃƒŠ·ŃŒŃŃˆŠŗŠø ŃƒŠ»Ń‹Š±Š°ŃˆŠŗŠø?

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the last 2 episodes

ancient marsh
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come vc

soft coral
fast garden
stark torrent
little flame
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@stark torrent how far are u into valheim

ancient marsh
fast garden
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Holy fuck

little flame
fast garden
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Both my legs fell asleep

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I’m going to die

ancient marsh
little flame
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that all you got?

ancient marsh
little flame
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tiny ahh

ancient marsh
compact knoll
ancient marsh
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just bite the pillow and grab the sheets lil bro

fast garden
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I instantly had a leg cramp with it too man

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Genuinely pull the trigger

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Alright back in working order

ancient marsh
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is genuinely

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a diabolical experience

fast garden
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Shit has me praying I’m about to get taken out by a sniper through my window

ancient marsh
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AND IF YOU DONT LIVE ALONE you gotta hit that silent scream

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as ur rolling around

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trynna not scream your lungs out

stark torrent
ancient marsh
little flame
little flame
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fuck you @stark torrent started a new valheim run

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using 2 mods tho, cant live without these, mod for planting mushrooms n shit and craft with resources in nearby boxes

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holy base spot @stark torrent

little flame
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god this game is so funm

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fun

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i missed this

viral egret
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ffs bullshit

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just a second too late

fast garden
compact knoll
fast garden
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no

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but i do the next three days

compact knoll
fast garden
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dude

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what fucking happy merchant caricature took the muzzle device off my larp gun

soft coral
viral egret
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He told ChatGPT he was a nazі іncel who wanted to dіe, then asked how many people you’d have to shoot at his school to get on the news. ChatGPT helped him pick his ammo, pick his target, pick the best time for the massacre, and then told him how to use the gun. And then he did it.

Morales Family Fundraiser: https://www.gofundme.com/f/rober...

ā–¶ Play video
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ok bro

short cove
compact knoll
viral egret
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idk theres so many shootings in america i lost track

compact knoll
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i saw

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5 seconds

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of the video

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saw him do a gesture

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i immediatly knew he was a

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uhhh

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those

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oh man i love this argument

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are all pedo hates pedophiles?

keen sparrow
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ā€˜Methinks thou doth protest too much’

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There is something to be said about the frequency at which the most vehemently outspoken anti-gay folks get caught with gae hookers and meth.

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Omg this word filter is going to be the death of me

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It would be funny if the ā€˜predator catchers’ on youtube were doing so out of guilt over what was on their own hard-drives kekg

compact knoll
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love this cutscene

viral egret
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i thought id have lost rep for murking him

fast garden
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The tarkov brainrot is showing

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Someone genuinely suggested working at the VA to me

viral egret
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i went on streets

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shot by ak50

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its also a 2 man

fast garden
viral egret
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msgl ak50

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i just naded myself so they cant get the kill

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strategic

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nvm he has a gp25 but

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chris heir

viral egret
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mxlr can jam

fast garden
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why wouldnt it be able to

viral egret
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i only found out after kollontay started rushing me

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i learn something new every time i do streets

stark torrent
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my fav thing is aggroing the tar pit with the goblin village and see them duck it out

fast garden
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so why is one heavier

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praying i can do capturing outposts on woods today

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sidebar partisan gets mogged by pillagers

remote fox
fast garden
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the lion is huffing lead fumes

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FUCK

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I LOADED INTO RAID WITH A TROPHIES DOGTAG

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FUCK

viral egret
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thats why i dont see him as often anymore

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no more 5.45 bs headshots from random trees

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ok bro

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how tf did this guy get in concordia without making 0 noise what

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bro closed all the doors behind him aswell

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holy boogeyman

fast garden
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diddyblud

compact knoll
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gonna go simp for female tarkov streamers

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bored

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lets see the selection

viral egret
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unironically i thought no girls play this dogshit slop

compact knoll
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OH I EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE

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that fuckass vtuber

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was it wishy?

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it was

glacial haven
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broski probably has a bigger beard than me

viral egret
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probably has a monobrow and a mustache too

glacial haven
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wish version of batman, at day he repairs shoes and at night be pretends to be a vtuber female streamer

viral egret
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no survival instinct

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shot my giant nose off cause i tried to be greedy

cyan garnet
compact knoll
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massive tits on vtuber

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transgender

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curious

cyan garnet
glacial haven
viral egret
fast garden
viral egret
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sorry, it

compact knoll
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i didnt know xalrider transitioned

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food making videos in the corner

glacial haven
compact knoll
glacial haven
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straight on the table? we ain't got a plate?

viral egret
compact knoll
compact knoll
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cant see it

viral egret
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60 eurros in ironb gate piss bucket

glacial haven
viral egret
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highlight of my street raid

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pistol sniper guard almost kills me
]

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somehow

compact knoll
fast garden
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they were so ass the likelyhood of them being a woman is very high

viral egret
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kaban got on dshk

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how do you pronounce it

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the fucking MG

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and broke my armor in 1 shot

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he zeroed my soft and my plates

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dik killed me

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kaban had bs aswell he shot me once

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or idk smth shot me with bs in the thorax

fast garden
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imagine what cryons journal looks like

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dear diary

viral egret
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xal threatened to eat me

glacial haven
viral egret
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there is no way this is a real preset

compact knoll
glacial haven
native crypt
viral egret
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but like why

native crypt
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For fun and profit

viral egret
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imagine dying and you find out you died to That

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after ur mate kills the sniper i mean

compact knoll
remote fox
viral egret
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@remote fox unc u down for some streets goopmaxx?

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u get ur shooterborns i get some money and stuff

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we both profit and stuff

fast garden
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im gonna crash tf out

viral egret
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whats wrong

fast garden
glacial haven
# fast garden

what's the issue, that's the gloryhole for ideas to come in

fast garden
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guy eats an m80 and i die for it

viral egret
remote fox
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@fast garden Wanna come with me to expand @viral egret legend?

fast garden
#

ts blows

fast garden
#

?

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wtf are you talking about

viral egret
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are u on ref questline

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or skier questline

fast garden
#

CAPTURING OUTPOSTS

viral egret
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bro wait nevvermind

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disregard everything i said i read the quest name again

short cove
#

cryon is on a coke line

viral egret
#

P!cryon

torpid sparrowBOT
fast garden
viral egret
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huh this looks alright

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but i dont want russian army armband im not xal

soft coral
#

has to be either doom or build engine

remote fox
fast garden
remote fox
#

But that's just me.

fast garden
#

at least for the woods one

viral egret
#

like nobody goes on emercom on woods

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ive killed ONE guy there ever

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they always just sit on the giant rock outside of it

fast garden
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since pillagers spawn there people sometimes go there for rn

remote fox
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Do the enemies need to be there?

viral egret
#

pillagers suck i fucking hate pillagers

fast garden
viral egret
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i think they need to be inside

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the camp

#

ive killed a few outside from inside the camp, i wouldve had some progress by now atleast

fast garden
#

thinking about doing swift one but honestly

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ill do that later

remote fox
soft coral
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did some googling

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yeah it came from some doom mod

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all roads eventually lead to doom.