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he had no armor at all
bro was naked with a m700 and one mag or smth
i thoraxed him
See this retard in a window in ref building hit the head twice with ppbs 34 damage one bounced
Head naped by an ak50
teared right through ur butthole
Bro can kill so many bosses with that rep 
Xal is retarded he thinks u lose all rep after 1 kill
this is common knowledge he's retarded
May he leave his fridge open
Since when is he the player scav authority
tf i do
Iirc once you go above 8.00 you cannot drop below 6 with a single kill
Normally like, bosses would do it and set you to 5.90
bro thinks it's ever closed
But thereās like a 2.00 point loss cap thatās a penalty
prove it
Itās on the wiki
took al lthe shots from a svd guy so alle can beat his shit in
almost done 3with lighthouse
No itās been this way for a long ass time
? 
Like at least since kaban came out
????
ster
oops
strangely iedy left his pc and is now on his phone after posting this
what did he mean by that
pls let it end
4 more assessment pt 1 kills
bro
i literally said to cryon
please send an afk mossad agent so i can finish this shit
and 20 sec later
he sees a guy

finally done
cumstones time
customs cant handle all of this movement
@stark torrent
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"THATS NOT RESHALA THATS A PMC"
SETUP GOOBER BLENDING IN WITH THE GUARDS
NOT EVEN BEING SHOT
WTF IS THIS GAME
@viral egret ima go to the store rq
be back in 20 or so
Cryon before every single tarkov raid
aight
Ill be back in 10
2 more levels
+1 RPG
2 pmcs down

Not now, buddy.
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cryon disgusting rat monster
ignore pedro
cryon: theres gonna be a leddy in here, opens it and finds a leddy + 2 oscopes

romanian loot vision 2.0
attention levelled up so high i can see the container insides before opening
can u see xals insides before opening
okay pause
666 kd lets go
one more and ivans going crazy
i cant play with cryon
i was literally holding holding an angle then he screams help me hes coming second story as i hold a guy below and i run up to help then i hear the guy below me
p!cryon
second floor*
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i cant bro
he didnt know i was there until i ran
"he was holding an angle on me" BROTHER HE HAD THE SAME ANGLE ON MEEEEEE DOWN THE HALL
BROOOO
THAT GUY IS RUNNING PP ARENA EARBUDS WITH A NORMMAL HELMET
CRYYOOOON
THE GUY HE WANTED HELP WITH
cryons kit btw
lmaooo
lion vs coughing baby
pillager kills me
after i shoot him with alles bp in the thorax and head 12 times
they ran a train too
GIVE ME MY SKILLS BACK
pillagers are so ass
instakill allee almost kill me instantly too
shon
tf
both of them are alles tags
retrard game
i literally cant play with cryon
im holding a guy quietly and he starts running right above me
like bro
its impossible
i literally tell him not to make noise and that hes outside
when a PVE chud says something so PVP-phobic you gotta hit him with a Killer 7 stare
I don't play pve retard
???
no shit
based
new day, new cryon complaint š„
bro's collecting them like pokƩmons
u would understand if u were here
i was just following orders from II
š
I was around when you guys played with cryon enough times to know what you're talking about lmao
yesterday it was cryon looking towards building 3 on lighthouse when i said building 2 and "right infront of you where you are looking" he does a 180 and looks towards 3
š
im dying
It's just funny that the pattern keeps repeating
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I HOPE THIS FAT FUCKING CHUD KILLS HIMSELF
GENUINELY FUCKING OFF URSELF
i cant with this shit
@stark torrent how does this not kill
check this shit

LMAOOO
@ancient marsh help me out
in tigz server
i need more boolets
this guy is genuinely so retarded
the fuck you mean "sometimes"
That would defeat the whole purpose of those statistics existing in the first place
Nah he is prob right because it prob 100% bugged for some and it reset their shit while others didnt
Not surprised stats screen would get bugged
To be fair, they managed to fuck up a simple addition calculation in Arena for level experience once
So it's not impossible
The total hours do not reset tho so that 700hr guy is just bullshit
But that'd be quite a drag, shit like that requires you to specifically do a reset on the players database row, just feels far fetched for them to fuck up that hard
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can not get a breeeaaak
working on it
gl bro
br
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WOW
LMAO
lol
this guy
@stark torrent @compact knoll
They really like that building if they don't spawn near crackhouse
Although it is really easy to kill them at the warehouse 4 fence when they spawn over there
flash a pmc
he kills allee
he kills me aswell
while being full flashed from ks23 zvezda

This game seems like a cheater den
Yeah
There probably isnt more then any other competative fps but it pisses you off heaps more cause of the stakes
@stark torrent @compact knoll
alle says something like "xal check my stream"
i say "once again alle is showing me something unfunny, go on"
and he has a clip on pause on stream

and instead of showing me the clip he pulls up a picture of a big black cock
and says he's not showing me anything for saying that
u dont deserve the clip bro
unreasonable

I WAIT FOR PHEER
TO SPAWN
HE SPAWNS OPPOSITE OF THE MAP
AND SOME RANDOM RETARD KILLS ME
I THOUGHT IT WAS PHEER
cons of not having gamma container: couldn't take 3 red rebels
You do die like a hamster
p!cryon
@stark torrent play 2 games with cryon
we had a situation where ph33r died to a guy somewhere around dorms
we looked for that guy for like almost 10 minutes
i love how cryon says "i was looking at building 3" when 10 seconds later he admits he doesnt know which building is which

alle spawned late so we were split up
alle is in 2 story, i say "cryon follow me we run across to alle"
he says "alright"
i run out to the playground
he says "ill stay behind"
as im out in the open with a guy sitting in some random bush somewhere
and then after that tries explaining how that actually was a good play
one day i will boil cryon alive
i was fucking dying at that
lmaooo
he played so shit that instead of being shit it was actually good 
try to rotate to roof to get angle on guy in bushes outside xal keeps calling me a retard
i would like to see how he can justify that considering roof has literally best angle on parking lot and car where ph33r died
p!cryon
p!cryon
no one cared and no one ever said anything about that
no i kept telling him i want to go to roof to see the guy he kept saying random shit
anything but letting me go there
i will just do it without comming it out instead because in the end i wouldve gotten the angle on that guy and been able to comm it out to alle who needed the kills
if you do it without comms, and get your brains splattered on the wall, dont cry
yeah no i understand that
its just that if i couldve gotten on roof i wouldve spotted where the guy exactly was and held him down ther
I'm in here all the time
at the end of the day its just a game but its so frustrating
bro it hought you cant trade deaths in tarkov
here i am getting fucking obliterated by reshala guard
he shot me in the throat
i mean ive had some moments where i shouldve traded deaths with pmc and it didnt happen so i thought
hi ! been playing stalker gamma on and off for years and have been spamming invictus trys for a good month, i was wondering if tarkov PVE was maybe worth trying out ? how is the difficulty/is there any kind of "end goal" ? thanks !
@viral egret Thanks for the kit.
ughhh well , if u have never played PvP i guess it will be interesting nonetheless,, i suggest trying PvE as well instead of PvP if u play for the 1st time
pve is only good forlearning maps really
i did play pvp for about 40 hours give or take a while back, never been so good at shooters so i was getting trashed
i just wonder if theres like a hook that people have for it
or if its just slop, i'll just stick to running invictus runs
its uhhh
not balanced
every ai pmc has good gear
the ai is very dumb
so 0 challenge basically yes?
you'll likely get bored before you even get through half of the story chapters
ye
pve poses near to no challenge on your average runs, it only becomes a bit more interesting whenever a boss with followers spawns, then you'll have to play with a bit more tactic but that's pretty much the extent of it
yeah its very easy if you have any game knowledge
pve gets really stale tho
think ive tried it a few times but gotten bored and never played again after a few raids
there's no challenge or diversity
idk
well, that mostly comes from the ai being lobotomised by BSG, they are essentially just walking loot boxes
they dont have good ai thats the issue
they can still fuck you up but only if you're not paying a lot of attention, or as I said, it's a boss with followers
the best ai they could come up with it is laserbeam
and slowly walk around corners while one other ai flanks you at the same time
well, they have proven that they can make their ai behave at least somewhat functional with black division, they just actively decide not to
likely comes from the fact that they want you to play pvp, not pve
yeah but black division is retarded
they dont do shit
instead of rushing corners they slow walk corners
they walk instead of running, so they can react faster
when there is an enemy around
a mix of both and you suddenly have at least something interesting
the main issue of pve is that there is no element of surprise unless you really don't do anything but run around aimlessly while paying near to no attention to the game
i'll stick to the chaos of siski + alife plus
@ancient marsh the chaos of what?
maybe if they are able to throw nades and do any sort of cqb tactics
it would be something
clearing rooms would be fire to see
having them throw flashbangs too
Basically them doing anything other than run around corners or sit in a corner when they spot you would be cool but how likely is it that BSG will do any of that
200 years ago, humanity was able to stand on the brink of darkness, survive and reverse mutual total destruction. The organization that secretly proclaimed itself the Core was able to gather the remnants of everything human and turn the tide of destruction, convincing and uniting the governments of the world.
Peopl...
@stark torrent
wait a second
mate i played this game
holy fuckk
daamn i remembmer you gonna have to go through the metro and shit and it has gore and even naked girls in showers that shoot you with an uzi if u get close
hahahahahaaha holyyy i think i was like 10 when i played it
yeaaah Shadow Warrior
like i remember jumping back in this area from this cars , in the spawn area
bro remembers only that part

together with wolfenstein 3d , doom in '93 and doom 2 after that shadow warrior and blood and finally half life those games paved the way for any and all shooters that came after
i loved playing half life when i was a kid
it's like the saying all roads lead to rome
i got filtered by route kanal
the redux is quite good basically modernized support and all that high FOV cuz on default fov istg I started getting motion sick
and similar to any 90s and early 2000s shooter u have like 300 million secrets per map
it's insanely fun and quite difficult
plus wang's lines are crazy
I played SPT for thousands of hours, this is not a good place to ask if PVE is any good
Go for it
rex always advocating for pve as always
listen man
oh its an anti pve dc ? 
if you're too scared of live tarkov you dont wanna sweat trying to complete quests when other pmcs will annihilate you for so little as looking at em
and u wanna chill at your own pace
PVE is FINE yes it is fine
but once u realize how to manipulate a.i and sircumvent their pathing and all the other shit
it become bland
nobody said it's anti pve
however
99% of people here play live
I will
Kinda, most are anti spt and pve except like
i seeee thank you !
Rex and me
well the 10 people that are in this channel actively
ahem.
Which kind of exclusively play spt because he is a father and I am employed
as I was saying
If you want a low risk option just incase you hate it, get the 45$ standard edition, install SPT with SAIN
people dont wanna admit it
@keen sparrow Yo why iss your Jewish looking name on the right side of "... is typing"
isnt it read right to left instead of left to right
or is it only arab that is like that
it simply doesn't.
Probably
already got standard, pve is like 30 euro for me from what i saw
pve isnt good, insanely stale
the pmcs are horribly bad and lobotomized and simply not worth it
you'll be completing quests too fast and progressing too fast because there isn't that much challenge from the a.i itself
Pve isent, spt is hype asf
if you bother to pve just do spt with mods
Hebrew is read right to left
Like labs w sain is fucking ass clenching
but nobody will like you if you play spt here but you shouldnt care
Just try SPT
Literally only way to enjoy PVE
buying pve seperately isn't worth it
at that point play gamma
You hear a noise and the guy you dropped just put like a 338 hp round into your plate which would've TOTALLY smoked you
Otherwise yeah cryonās right, PVE buy itself is stale
lowkey
dont you like get banned from messing with their files
Nope
Infact
Whenever BSG servers were down
Unless you tell them Ig
no
I would stream SPT on twitch
bsg says you'll get banned to scare people cuz they don't want people to learn the way their game works and potentially develop cheats or GOD FORBID improve upon their shitty asswipe work

thanks a lot i'll definitly do that
If you have any questions about SPT at all, just ping me
if you want a strictly pve experience spt is the better alternative
Iāll help to the best of my ability
mfw anticheat just doesnt launch
plus it's modular and u can like tweak shit
to your liking
or wait a minute
JUST LIKE GAMMA

who would've thought
kidding ofc
Can make crazy shit like this in SPT
no hate for spt
correction
A little hate for SPT?
the leather or w/e sleeve should have it's own seperate LV pattern
not just painted over it

spt with sain could be challenging, but spt is stuck on pre 1.0 and will most likely never will be updated
Yeah, iād need substance painter for that
My old one was like that
Itās just the way the decal mod works, not my fault
I remember seeing some blender tutorial over how to do something like thaz
now
my face became red, my eyes bloodshot when i saw pve mentioned and i had to use all my willpower to not scream out a slur
youre so right
Like someone had 3 brushes or so and painted a wall w that of a wooden house
they did one thing nice
community mods for their games
if bsg did that with pve
it could be saved
Agreed
I mean they kinda do in that they outright lift mod ideas
but no , they won't
I still canāt get over that Tarkin ladder video that they just put the BSG watermark overā¦.
So brazen
The dude got every ladder roo
Even the ones on the backs of fuel trucks
If that was in live you could prone on fuel trucks to ambush people getting the pocketwatch

if they added mods into pve they will have the monopoly
But you are correct, I am somewhat anti-pve because if you buy the game for the pve mode specifically, you'll be left more than just disappointed with nothing more than a target practice mode that saves your collected items
OR
save yourself the headache with pve/spt whatever blah blah and just play these classics and actually have fun

doom is peak
so are the rest
forgive me father is modern but it's absolutely amazing too
and tbh spt ain't got shit on Blood difficulty
spt atleast taught me the 3 basic maps i liked running which was customs gz and one more i cant remember

i didnt play forgive me father so i can't even say anything
No I have to be sweaty in dbd
Actually I will look to get it next week
fairly short experience
but
lovely HP Lovecraftian aesthetic
I like it a lot
not all of it
but a good chunk of it is
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literally just clicked on it
jidion with peak as always
non zero chance we will see rusbot on the episode
Spt with sain
just admkt you're cheeks at tarkov bro
no amount of ai improvement mmods makes PvE fun
pves trash
Whats even the point of tarkov without fighting real people just endless tedious tasks
0 point
like bro i tried spt out and then realised it doessnt matter how hard it gets this is boring asf
now that im playing againstp layers im having fun mostly
You know in the grand scheme of things, noone cares that youāre good at tarkov either right?
At the end of the day youāre still as much of nikitaās cock-gobbler as spt players
Your country lost a war to emus, i donāt wanna hear it
found a new video to describe the tarkov vcs with
everyone collectively telling cryon hes retarded

im not that retarded but theres a saying
"you can build a hundred bridges but if you.suck one cock you will forever be known as a cocksucker"
i took it from a gmod server
Pretty sure asmongold coined that, lol
no he did not.
i saw that as a russian kid in like 2012 on VK
Russian doesnāt have words for stuff like ābuildā and ābridgeā
???
gotta be bait


It was like one guy, donāt get a big head, lol
yeah that's just false
it's like 8 people who use this channel who aren't me, and excluding me 6 of them hate you
and the last one is you
Whatever, like i give a fuck what tarkov players think of me

i was sad ||that he wasnt muted forever||
3d is too short, he needs 300d
hope he does it againnso hes muted for longer
I went and played baseball with my son over the weekend while i was muted
What did you fucking losers do

easter
12 hour shifts at the piss and shit factory
Making bank
making the same as i was at walmart but close enough
The Armenia dream
I mean American 
America is the worlds most developed 3rd word country 
I got a new place of employment, met w a fella of mine and was cutting floor to lay drain pipes
I hope there isn't any shit and piss today
WHEN THE ARENA TEAM IS FILLED WITH PEOIPKE WHO WANT KILLS AND NOT TO WIN THE OBJ IN CHECKPOINT
MY TEAM IS FULL OF RACIAL SLURS!!
The lion leaves out some of the safety details when explaining hi s travels to his mom
31
5 foot 6
furry
begging for money with cashapp link
probably
Species?
Is he a fucking zoophile
https://fixvx.com/SaskioLoL/status/2043516697542533418?s=20 @ancient marsh
tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates
i have 147 games of data on this.
my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.
overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.
on period games? 52%.
off period? 57.5%.
that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.
the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.
during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.
that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.ā¦
i will now track cryon's period cycle
to know when to play with him
@viral egret lemme know once ur on
alr
Let me know when you're having cramps
@ancient marsh @fast garden @little flame @viral egret @compact knoll @remote fox
p!cryon
In this context? Yes.
yuup
dies of death
He's a furry, he jerks off to cartoons of animal but trust him when he says he will never ever ever jerk off to a real one
Same argument weebs use
just sliding down
@viral egret tarkov?
AHAHAHHAHA
gotcha

M61 bounced off this cunts airsoft facemask
Please netanyahu give me strength for these last shooter borns
prayers to the head admin
finally done with td 3
i shot a pillager 5 times with 5.45 and he bounced it three times

brother
why when i search marriage in gifs its only like arabic shit
sweden????? cooked
downy sins
big Johnny working as a PMC now
downey*
11th job
very cro magnon skull protrusion
z
š
@little flame

killed him with that burst
@remote fox get oon
fun
factory is now cheater infested
1000 hour master of ultra lol
212 dmg
i hit him legs
with pe
hello?
10 hitcount
this game is beyond dogshit
genuinely terrible
paca kill pmc quest is genuinely impossible now
no shit cryon he was already hurt when i fought him
lmao
"hes dogshit"
i peek the guy
hes fucking rys t
p!cryon
Suck yourself
@ancient marsh wanna watch Š“ŃŃŠ·ŃŃŃŠŗŠø ŃŠ»ŃŠ±Š°ŃŠŗŠø?
the last 2 episodes
me to the birth of my child
vs
me to watch smiling friends
come vc


Valheim has consumed him
@stark torrent how far are u into valheim
4 inches
Holy fuck
so funny
THANK YOU
that all you got?

tiny ahh
how old are you?
the numbness will subside in a couple minutes
just bite the pillow and grab the sheets lil bro
I instantly had a leg cramp with it too man
Genuinely pull the trigger
Alright back in working order
wake up into stretch into calf cramp first thing in the morning
is genuinely
a diabolical experience
Shit has me praying Iām about to get taken out by a sniper through my window
AND IF YOU DONT LIVE ALONE you gotta hit that silent scream
as ur rolling around
trynna not scream your lungs out

we are into plains rn
fuck you @stark torrent started a new valheim run

using 2 mods tho, cant live without these, mod for planting mushrooms n shit and craft with resources in nearby boxes
holy base spot @stark torrent

you got a shift at the piss and shit factory today?

dude
what fucking happy merchant caricature took the muzzle device off my larp gun
connections with therapist severed since the 'nam
He told ChatGPT he was a nazŃ Ńncel who wanted to dŃe, then asked how many people youād have to shoot at his school to get on the news. ChatGPT helped him pick his ammo, pick his target, pick the best time for the massacre, and then told him how to use the gun. And then he did it.
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ok bro
Tbh chat would've been the mvp if he told him to slap 300blk in a 556 rifle
who the fuck is this bundle of sticks
idk theres so many shootings in america i lost track
i saw
5 seconds
of the video
saw him do a gesture
i immediatly knew he was a
uhhh
those
oh man i love this argument
are all pedo hates pedophiles?
āMethinks thou doth protest too muchā
There is something to be said about the frequency at which the most vehemently outspoken anti-gay folks get caught with gae hookers and meth.
Omg this word filter is going to be the death of me
It would be funny if the āpredator catchersā on youtube were doing so out of guilt over what was on their own hard-drives 
Best cutscene from Far Cry 3.
Awesome actor in the right role.
Michael Mando!
love this cutscene
The tarkov brainrot is showing
Someone genuinely suggested working at the VA to me
I gave him moonshine already, but he still won't leave.
#EscapefromTarkov #EfT #ćæć«ć³ć
msgl ak50

i just naded myself so they cant get the kill
strategic
nvm he has a gp25 but
chris heir

mxlr can jam
why wouldnt it be able to
idk it never happened to me
i only found out after kollontay started rushing me

i learn something new every time i do streets
my fav thing is aggroing the tar pit with the goblin village and see them duck it out
so why is one heavier
praying i can do capturing outposts on woods today
sidebar partisan gets mogged by pillagers
Lead paint 
the lion is huffing lead fumes
FUCK
I LOADED INTO RAID WITH A TROPHIES DOGTAG
FUCK
ah
thats why i dont see him as often anymore
no more 5.45 bs headshots from random trees
ok bro
how tf did this guy get in concordia without making 0 noise what
bro closed all the doors behind him aswell
holy boogeyman

diddyblud
those exist?
unironically i thought no girls play this dogshit slop
seen a couple
OH I EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE
that fuckass vtuber
was it wishy?
it was
you already know why it's a vtuber instead of a normal webcam
broski probably has a bigger beard than me
probably has a monobrow and a mustache too
wish version of batman, at day he repairs shoes and at night be pretends to be a vtuber female streamer
Wtf was that peek 

looking ass
what she will never have
endra
sorry, it
what the fuck am i even looking at
salad or some shit
straight on the table? we ain't got a plate?
ceensor that word around xal
nah its like on a burger bun
cant see it
60 eurros in ironb gate piss bucket
ah alright, looked like that stuff was on the table lmao
nah too basic
kaban got on dshk
how do you pronounce it
the fucking MG
and broke my armor in 1 shot

he zeroed my soft and my plates
dik killed me
kaban had bs aswell he shot me once
or idk smth shot me with bs in the thorax
dear basketball
there is no way this is a real preset
damn there is absolutely nothing of interest
you're looking at the discarded mixed game crate in some gamestop and expect to find a diamond
Kaban sniper gun iirc
For fun and profit
imagine dying and you find out you died to That
after ur mate kills the sniper i mean
Sorry, I was snoozing.
@remote fox unc u down for some streets goopmaxx?
u get ur shooterborns i get some money and stuff
we both profit and stuff
whats wrong
what's the issue, that's the gloryhole for ideas to come in
guy eats an m80 and i die for it
brain moved out of the way
I'm not doing duo with you 
@fast garden Wanna come with me to expand @viral egret legend?
to what?

im trying to get kills at emercom on woods for capturing outposts but honestly
ts blows
ref path?
CAPTURING OUTPOSTS
cryon is on a coke line
P!cryon

what fucking game is this from
has to be either doom or build engine
I would do it passively.
you kinda cant
But that's just me.
at least for the woods one
like nobody goes on emercom on woods
ive killed ONE guy there ever
they always just sit on the giant rock outside of it
since pillagers spawn there people sometimes go there for rn
Do the enemies need to be there?
pillagers suck i fucking hate pillagers
the pmcs yes
i think they need to be inside
the camp
ive killed a few outside from inside the camp, i wouldve had some progress by now atleast
so what are we doing man
The most sinister thing you can: Gaming.





