💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

Ibeprofen

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @keen sparrow

interesting post

[keen sparrow]

That’s uh… yeah

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven

[glacial haven]

Reading this while hearing some music that could be playing in some Elevator hits different

[little flame]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[soft coral]

why are brides dresed white?
Because it's the color of washing machine.

[glacial haven]

some even got more plastic in their tits than the housing of a washing machine

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-baby-stupid-gif-16228439847622992457

[viral egret]

and/or face in general

or well not plastic but filler material

fucking botox man

[ancient marsh]

????????????????????

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/low-cortisol-level

how life without rex is gonna look like for the next 3 days

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/africa-sunset

[little flame]

@stark torrent

lol

@stark torrent

again

LMAO

[viral egret]

v@stark torrent

new event

[stark torrent]

YO

[little flame]

@stark torrent when u coming back

[hallow stream]

Nikita says this from his new alligator leather seats in his 1 in 1 luxury mercedes

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

I am the one who knocks smells.

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goth-girl-goth-girl-green-hair

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-N0TtscnTopHCY99WkL

[little flame]

p yidi

[little flame]

67

[remote fox]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

bcp fmj into a guys k1-s helmet and he bounces it?

fuck my chud scav life

[fast garden]

how did he get blown up this time

[viral egret]

soft nsfw gif

and we call yidi a gooner

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

this guy is on a whole notha level

straight posting no posing

[fast garden]

bro do we see what gets posted here it must have been something

[viral egret]

it was some girl grinding on a guy

[glacial haven]

That was his mistake, posting his shit outside of this channel

[viral egret]

depraved shit

some furry thing made a report on him with insane detail

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[viral egret]

i guess theyre useful for something after all

[glacial haven]

This channel is pretty much like chernobyl in this day and age, many people are not brave enough to submit themselves to the retarded topics discussed in here

So it kinda flies under the radar

[viral egret]

bro

i just got wallbanged by 5.45 bt

and it instakilled me

from across factory no less

head, nape

but when i shoot my marlin thru a window it doesnt even kill the guy

[glacial haven]

And cryon is like a guard dog that just constantly bites off pieces of the fence

[viral egret]

ion snitch

[fast garden]

coughing like a fucking spas12 for some reason when i wake up

[viral egret]

i'm more lkike that disabled chihuahua that a mexican family owns

[fast garden]

@stark torrent

[viral egret]

on its last leg

[glacial haven]

I told you, that glory hole in the retirement home is not a good idea to use, now you got scurvy or some shit

[viral egret]

Doakes

[fast garden]

the no teeth diff

[viral egret]

hows the foot thee

[fast garden]

less swollen and painful but something still wrong with it

[remote fox]

Looking up the rate of STDs in retirement homes

[fast garden]

good epsom salt soak helped i think

[viral egret]

ehh probably nothing to worry about

you have work today?

[glacial haven]

you on your way out anyways, what difference does it make

[viral egret]

give him like 5-6 more years before he can admit theres probably a minimum age

[fast garden]

i am free man

[viral egret]

god bless

maybe iedy can hop on and with like another goy

new event btw

have u seen

fucking pillagers from minecraft invaded tarkov and theyre cracked

[glacial haven]

I bet that no teeth ride sucked a couple of years out of you

[viral egret]

你好，伊德勒

[stark torrent]

He is like that dumb dog with a spike collar that does only 2 things - lunges at people and eats

[viral egret]

hello iedler

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[glacial haven]

No drywall is safe around cryon

[viral egret]

bro what

[native crypt]

Roger if he was Nigel thornberry

Smashing

[remote fox]

I already know what he sounds like when he barks

[glacial haven]

This is what I imagine trump looked like on the island when that squirrel on his head ran away

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/docspin-bttv-dr-disrespect-twitch-spinning-gif-16447597

[hallow stream]

discussing how many semi truck loads of food xalrider has eaten in the last hour

[native crypt]

PDF jumpscare

[viral egret]

the answer is always never enough

[hallow stream]

if you wish for world hunger to double ever xalrider just eats more food

[hallow stream]

Nothing can satiate the man who stole 12 tons of kit kat

[glacial haven]

winding up the child hunter

[viral egret]

i have 0 class 4 or 5 plates bro how can this happen

i have only class 6

bro what its a DAILY

[fast garden]

these pillagers are kinda hilarious icl

[viral egret]

they have shit ammo but they can rip thru u

i got shot 4-6 times in a row in thorax by a kedr

from afar

ion recall the hit count but my plate was kinda hurt

we also found a guy wwho got torn apart by said kedr one

[fast garden]

yeah they are literally like

bum ass scavs

but with v40 nades

[viral egret]

but they are like cracked tbh

[fast garden]

and ref shit

[viral egret]

they can spawn with model 1s

possibly

we don't know but they use the ref presets

[fast garden]

i really like them so far its funny

[viral egret]

they can spawn with spear too i think

its scary

their masks are cool though

[fast garden]

bc i killed some and they had kedr svt and saiga 9

they aggro scavs too

[fast garden]

[hard heart]

They also spawn with fucking this

[viral egret]

holy

what ammo

[hard heart]

BCP FMJ

[viral egret]

yeah

that will kill u

[hard heart]

yeah with their laser-beam accuracy

[viral egret]

tagilla mask ig

[hard heart]

Pretty roided up not gonna lie

[viral egret]

if they dontb reak it before u kill em

yeah thats ref sks

[hard heart]

FMJ ammo on the Soviet 762

They seem to aggro to every scav, AI or player

[viral egret]

yeah

[hard heart]

I wonder if they drop every mask type, since so far I found balaclavas and the face-rags

And lower half-masks

[viral egret]

i think they do

[hard heart]

Also the Interchange powerplant spawns 3-4, at least found this many so far

[fast garden]

they can have extra stuff like camain plates in their bag as well

stuff from ref

its neat

[viral egret]

we didnt find them

idk

[hard heart]

Once I had them spawn on the roof. Other time behind the fence leading to car extract

bunched up having a circlejerk

[viral egret]

really thats weird

we had a scav mount the mg we thought it was them

ig close eonugh

[hard heart]

Basically if I hear the gunshots coming from powerplants within 5 seconds of the spawn, I know they are there

since they wipe out the AI scavs instantly

[viral egret]

alr

jesus

guy bounces bcp 3 times in a row or smth

i clipped that siht

[fast garden]

ok

[hard heart]

Now I found them inside the powerplant

[viral egret]

hes edging me

[hard heart]

In case you'd need the stash location.

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh u home soon?

[little flame]

might get on rn but i gotta do some arena

[viral egret]

i can join in a sec

help you out a lil

[little flame]

cool

ty

[little flame]

lol wtf

[fast garden]

i was able to stash it above by a shelf

i just finished the transit task tho

[little flame]

ooh

[hard heart]

I wonder if going Ref side we get the ability to buy the gear

I dont want the guns, I want the damn drip

[viral egret]

id hope ref gives us some new drip costumes

actually good shit i mean

not trash dollar stoer tracksuits

[hard heart]

The lowest grade foil tracksuit knight

[fast garden]

doubt anything really interesting happens

this event ends on the 15th

[compact knoll]

you should camp the specific spot on shoreline

[fast garden]

connections up north

camp island with thermal dvl

[viral egret]

it's on the diddy island?

[fast garden]

thats what it says in the text description

[fast garden]

?

[little flame]

idk

havent logged on in ages

and now i got this

for some reason

[viral egret]

vibranium cranium

@little flame @remote fox

Curious

[little flame]

yooooo

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

on shoreline they seem to spawn by gas station beach and on the island

there were two groups in that game, one in each area

wonder where all they can spawn

was able to plant all 4 masks there lol

new event

dudes playing arena

what are we here for

pretty tanky too

[little flame]

120 rounds of ps

retard game for retards

[viral egret]

240

[little flame]

made by retards for retards

[little flame]

even worse

dogshit devs

[hard heart]

Trying to long-range fight those AI's is impossible

[viral egret]

dont cockypeek them or you die instantly or smth

[little flame]

skill issue

[hard heart]

Its not that, they zero on you instantly

Dont even have to peak them

Did night-run, they sniped me from the bridge when I was next to the tank

Customs

[fast garden]

they are threatening because they have increased aggro but they really arent all that bad

idk what it is but my game has been running super shit with LPVOs lately

like performance was really good but now im just perma stuck at 40-50 fps after 10-20 minutes

start of raid is fine though

[viral egret]

@fast garden wanna join us

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

check dms

u gotta slur check

its russian

700 gp but havent done great heights 3

let alone 1

nvm

forgot to clip it

but i shot this guy once

in the leg

and he started screaming

lmao

[little flame]

bro bought eod to not play

gg

[fast garden]

LEAVE ME ALONE

JFC

[little flame]

lmaop

lmao

[viral egret]

killer7

[fast garden]

those last 4 were low level but had meta kits and ak308s

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

chose the ref path

[viral egret]

@fast garden @stark torrent so goons and pillagers will fucking team up we learned

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-csm-stare-anime-rain-gif-17751007222649062258

[fast garden]

ez enough time to murder

[short cove]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zyVa7TM1pHw?feature=share

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/big-yahu-gif-11790524687073004912

[viral egret]

iedy

they can spawn with spears

smuggler with spear almost killed me

[stark torrent]

oh so they spawn with all ref guns that is cool

[viral egret]

98.5

kill

i do not deserve calibration

[fast garden]

theres like a million people on shoreline rn for some reason

good place to get the pmc kills

+4

[ancient marsh]

come stroke it with us in vc

[fast garden]

no

cryon did not stop talking for like 15 straight minutes and it pissed me off

so solo so i can actually get shit done

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

understaddable

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden
i read this and said
"cryon do not check the tarkov channel"
he responds with
"who?"

i so understand you now.

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-mickey-mouse-funhouse-turn-around-staring-at-you-horned-owl-gif-25889843

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

in other news i hope they update all the boss guard kits like they did with reshalas

reshala himself can have some funky ass shit now too

stm with drums of GT

saw a guard with vepr KM defender 2 altyn

[glacial haven]

look, at least it wasn't his brother in the background training for the special olympics

[viral egret]

oh no it was that too

[glacial haven]

really not doing much here to help your case

[viral egret]

i have nothing to like

defend myself

[glacial haven]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExczVxcTFxdncxc3RmOW40YzR4NzM5cmp6aDYydXZudDJ5YXA2ZnRraiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YBaxSUs8OI21HmxP3f/giphy.gif

[viral egret]

because he is literlly just braindead atp

i havent seen him do a action that requires a degree of sentience

[glacial haven]

just like his role model

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[hallow stream]

the greatest yapper

[fast garden]

4 million fucking players on shoreline

hm

and that finishes the questline

[viral egret]

@little flame

will give it to u tmrw

fence 6 op, 3 packs of 100 ssa, bought 2, and a altyn

[stark torrent]

@fast garden go kill smugglers ?

Cryon is forbidden

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @glacial haven @fast garden

[viral egret]

wasn't gonna join anyway i'm gonna do the rest alone

[viral egret]

who am i fighting bro

i guess

nightmare

[viral egret]

what is that aem5 it looks weird

is it even aem5

[blazing basin]

What's wrong with the Irish???

[viral egret]

scope in on a guy shot a coffee machine gg

kollontay wont have coffee

i cleared all of kolontay with a dvl ateast

atleast

i died to a mosin bro i can't

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/rdcworld-gun-angry-glowingeyes-furious-gif-4831274120298257763

[viral egret]

fuck is going on in vc

are yall invoking the soul of king von

[ancient marsh]

sold all my junkbox content and bitcoins (except 40 for main questline) and made 15 mil

gog bles

[viral egret]

god bless

pulled so much goop from fence 6

rys t 2 altyns fngl 300 ssa

like 8 class 6 plates

[short cove]

jason bourne

[fast garden]

cryon obliterator

[viral egret]

can't wait for iedys pov

[viral egret]

yeah and they were shooting em

i was looking for sanitar cause im retarded

and i wore high cut helmet

[calm pollen]

I've been wearing the tan ulach for like 12 raids in a row and not once have I been shot in the head

[viral egret]

bro

the dukber shit

[calm pollen]

Knock on wood but people just keep shooting me in the chest

[viral egret]

if i ran altyn

id get throat hitboxed

[calm pollen]

My VI plates just eat it, I got a lot of them from the cultists thing

[viral egret]

fence just serves em on a platter

i got a rys t altyn and 8 class 6 todzy

[calm pollen]

Yea but I haven't been getting good deals

Most of them are like 12-24 hp

[viral egret]

on fence 6?

i got a pllate box thing full of 6s

i need to buy more tomw

[calm pollen]

I've been been running modified hard-core wipe, I can only use fence and Barter trades

Other than that I have to find everything in raid

I reset my other account a couple months ago

[viral egret]

ah ur pve

[calm pollen]

That one is

I have two account, one for pvp and one for pve

[viral egret]

fair enough

[calm pollen]

I play pve with my brother because he prefers it and it's Honestly a lot more fun

But I do play pvp occasionally

It's not too hard but still challenging enough to make me think

US servers right now, at least the one I'm on is filled with rice farmer ass names and every one of them are cheaters

But it's the only stable server so I'm stuck

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019727118868938922/1491836433496015032/2042134053869252611.mp4?ex=69d92472&is=69d7d2f2&hm=bc16dae03aec3f86e39799b2e1b59994f44e336af076fd949ea9cb1f2698ee43&

[viral egret]

@stark torrent do u have the clip of me being assasinated

by the mp5k

[fast garden]

a reply to this btw

[glacial haven]

posted that with a dead idf solider below the symbol, he means business

[hallow stream]

Here comes 750 dollar edition

Are we ready kids

[fast garden]

???

its the ref crates for season 2

[hallow stream]

Nah man

750 dollar edition

[blazing basin]

They're on that "the West is evil" shit, while pretending to not be basically the same

[hallow stream]

Just realized the reason we were able to send people near moon again is because there is a gravitational force strong enough to pull the space ship back to earth

Xalrider singlehandedly advancing science one meal at a time

[fast garden]

sheer greed container setup

[calm pollen]

Scans living it up with my gear

[soft coral]

maaaaan fk this game

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

new survey

also wtf are these

[ancient marsh]

I was randomly scrolling and see ts bro

Why am I getting flamed

[ancient marsh]

Sonion 🥀 💔

[ancient marsh]

WOOOOOAAAAAHHH

[viral egret]

so

there's a issue

@ancient marsh the new event is bugged

fence pulls the armor inserts from their rigs

i think

[ancient marsh]

Loool

[viral egret]

yeah

you cant do anything with them buty ou can go with them into raid

so

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov?

[viral egret]

tye

[little flame]

fun game

[little flame]

BRO

why are we lapua ap axmc loud on gz

are we retarded

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mtYnzNEUCw9uH5erL?invite=cr-MSxGNjMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

saw the booba and got laid out

[viral egret]

went up headshot axmc guy

he shot me thorax

he lived because trading isnt a thing in this game

[little flame]

@stark torrent hop on we know ur here lil bro

caught by cryon

[viral egret]

open brainfart see ! flop

bro larping

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh when r u home

[viral egret]

@little flame he was up on containers infront bruh

i died awwell he tanked 3 headshots igolnik

[little flame]

gg

ill get on later

this audio is horrendously bad

[viral egret]

mai ap

2 thorax shots

[viral egret]

ye np

[gritty python]

this bullet is disgusting

did a lot of labrynth to farm for it

[viral egret]

thank the gods killa doesnt havei t anymore

in labrys

i heard smth about it being removed from his ak

[gritty python]

oh rly

i havent done more than a single run of that in months

so iunno

last i did i think it was bp so you're prolly right

but that round is also still

762x39 still v good round

[viral egret]

BP isnt as disgusting

i have like 150 mai ap still

streets is good to farm it

[gritty python]

last i used i think i had like 650

[viral egret]

ltx

[gritty python]

that was before i escaped and decided it was tarkov break time

[viral egret]

LowTierXalrider

damn

i can't wait to go turdminal in 4 months

because i cant be arsed to finish all story rn

[gritty python]

genuinely ur not missing much

[viral egret]

good to know

im doing fallen ending anyway

[gritty python]

ull have it better than i did doing it solo

what is that 500m?

[viral egret]

survivor ending is 500m

fallen is 1m usd

160mil

[gritty python]

Not as bad but still gross

[viral egret]

the dogtag is fire

[blazing basin]

Is that what LTG played?

[viral egret]

yes

[ancient marsh]

ltg game list

tekken 8

streetfighter 4-6

MK X and MK11 and MK1

[gritty python]

i experienced most of modern mortal combat through the game movies on yt that are like 14 hrs long

[ancient marsh]

MK is like THE fighting game.

the gold standard

[fast garden]

Mortal kombat

We talking about the same MK

Right

You are suggesting that’s THE fighting game

Anyway

Man I love Waffle House

[ancient marsh]

yes absolutely

MK is THE fighting game franchise

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-syma-notsyma-wiit78RVeMQafFLdsI

Battle Beast when he hears Waffle House is where he will find more war

[gritty python]

the us legitimately uses waffle house to gauge how bad hurricanes are

[gritty python]

those mfs dont close for anything

[hallow stream]

it was whispered to me in a dream

so I woke up and typed it

[fast garden]

Ordered something random off the menu

Swear I got something different entirely

Zero complaints because everything on the menu is good

Sometimes the house chooses for you

[fast garden]

Airwings streamer item is so stupid

Based gigabeef can of spam though

[viral egret]

wait, what's his streamer item

[short cove]

What is it

[fast garden]

Some big ass plane figurine

[viral egret]

oh

fire

another item to take up valuable spawn in relax

atleast its not a giant dumbbel]

[short cove]

Look at this being

Marvelous

[fast garden]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2042574228831027302

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

X · Apr 10, 2026, 12:03 PM

[short cove]

Holy zased

[viral egret]

does vbs have a streamer item

i hope he doesn't

[short cove]

Does peanut?

[viral egret]

nutsack balaclava

trying to do shooterborn, tryna listen for sound

grandma asleep behind me snoring like a t-34 tank

[ancient marsh]

well deserved

[viral egret]

bruh

+1

[fast garden]

Gigabeef and tarkovhelp items are based

[viral egret]

poor guy

all of china is after me now

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh and he tries to rat me in mvd

clip will be posted in like 5 min

what a gun

how did he make no noise btw, is there any spot you can camp near mvd like that

i cleared outside full before opening mvd cause of kollontay being on the left

mags all full of bs he couldve killed me if he was good enough

[fast garden]

Tarkov vc when the “artyom groomed a trans woman” allegations hit

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/scatter-twitch-emote-twitch-emote-7tv-gif-14094131424741016653

Twitter drama is so insane

[viral egret]

real and true

devolves to doxxing one another

[fast garden]

Roblox game devs sexually assault each other and then the guy who got caught or whatever kills himself

[viral egret]

ok bro

pmc acting as kollontay guard wtf?

incredible larp

[little flame]

time to play bioshock for the first time

gaming

[soft coral]

when is plutonia experiment

[viral egret]

iedy says op camping spot in beluga on streets

went there, first spawn to get there

look out the window instnatly got shot by a nl 3 times

[calm pollen]

Why'd you listen?

[viral egret]

iedy has 10k hours

if anything he would know

[soft coral]

just because its a camping spot
that doesnt mean that people won't look there to check the angle

[viral egret]

it's a obscure spot like nobody checks

allegedly

[soft coral]

low chance for someone to check =/= zero chance

lesson learned my dear cryon

[viral egret]

did they shadownerf chek13

i open it to get 4 deagles and a poster tube

not even ammo o nthe ground

there is no way

i just traded with basmach

nope its a guy who killed me and he has tracksuit 4 prestiges gg king

basmach didnt aggro on him

[fast garden]

its a marked room man

gamble

the spear is hysterical man

shoot in someones general direction

legged him to death

???

[viral egret]

third time in the row ig nikita hates me

the last keycard i saw was 21ws

[fast garden]

hm

wonder what plate to use

[viral egret]

[short cove]

nesco 4400 seems nice

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1190183323721535518/joe_biden.gif

[fast garden]

todays streets runs have been corny as hell

only kills i have gotten are from where i have stood still somewhere

keep dying to statues meanwhile

its that time of evening on EU servers were its just all the other westerners playing

which means statue gameplay

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/weeping-angels-doctor-who-whovian-gif-8051126

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iHM7yHTF7MM?si=IbnvZS7k21rGwyUZ

[fast garden]

cag

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mucI4abK969Ie3Xu3?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=dDgxfQ0i1kX7QU

‼️‼️‼️BIGFOOT SIGHTING ‼️‼️‼️

@compact knoll @remote fox @stark torrent @viral egret @little flame @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

Did you guys see that 👀

[compact knoll]

👀

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

He clearly popped some stims

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[compact knoll]

a what joe?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-laughing-nakamistar-d9A3OAEoPMsSEMcRPy

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576066/1492399051650633941/cheaper_than_bullets_2.png?ex=69db306d&is=69d9deed&hm=229f2a22e200cf094c67f35d5e9eaf0d8a6b7997df087c456536198740502ce6&

Rape is cheaper than m80a1

Its really curious how @ancient marsh has ze/zem set up as his pronouns

And has a big Z tattooed on his chest

He even has a white blue red flag with a Z in the middle

What kind of pride flag is that?

[ancient marsh]

Here's how we can cut the defense spending by 500 billion

Strap me to a rocket and send me to an area of Japan with the lowest birthrate

Im ready

[ancient marsh]

Its not a tattoo its a birthmark

I was born to be Putin's strongest soldier

I even broke the 6 month record for biggest baby in the hospital

[compact knoll]

dude i dont care

im a pmc

im going to kill you

[ancient marsh]

Artem put on a mirotvorets list for being peaceful with RUAF forces to escape tarkov

[stark torrent]

STOP

Where are you going with all that gear?

......this is gonna take a while

[stark torrent]

i also love how the PMC kit mimics perfectly the average terminal kit

two 100rnd m4s , raid bag filled with ammo and mags , the nvgs with the respirator , the fucking kerman crate , the alpha rig for the mags

[ancient marsh]

"Oh shit im sorry"

[stark torrent]

the toolset on the back of the backpack

[ancient marsh]

"My prapor told me to never be ashamed of my kit"

Idk if you can post that

[stark torrent]

no he cant

p!slap @compact knoll

[torpid sparrow]

Yìdì (意迪) slaps Arc Raiders #1 Fan

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[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[compact knoll]

p!rob @flat breach

[torpid sparrow]

You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

[compact knoll]

FUCK

[flat breach]

Retard

[ancient marsh]

p!rob @flat breach

[torpid sparrow]

foxdryeternal doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[ancient marsh]

Broke fella alert

[compact knoll]

wait for my wortd

have the command on standby

fuck he lost again

nevermind

[soft coral]

vro doesnt have the sleight of hand perk

go and study with the roma monks to level up

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/DesmondPilak/status/2042762110837624845

DesmondPilak (@DesmondPilak)

Yo! how about you stop speaking about me you disgusting little rat @SheefGG , you won't join discord call during a stream when I showed your user list full of matching ai art bots at the time, all of those which don't follow, matching account creation dates, never typed a

X · Apr 11, 2026, 12:30 AM

[ancient marsh]

I thought this would get at least 3 keks

[ancient marsh]

How I look when im in my pajamas before bed

[compact knoll]

roll back to kitcher xalridero

[hallow stream]

Equivalent of girls telling obese bitches they are beautiful

[ancient marsh]

You missed the joke retard

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov?

[viral egret]

mb late reply but in likr 1 hour

im gonna get a haircut in abt 20

[little flame]

aight

ping me when ur on

[viral egret]

alr

[stark torrent]

p!rob @flat breach

[torpid sparrow]

foxdryeternal doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[stark torrent]

Poor fuck

[flat breach]

p!wd all

[torpid sparrow]

Successfully took 🥞2,030 out of Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[flat breach]

p!dep all

[torpid sparrow]

Successfully transferred 🥞2,030 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[flat breach]

[little flame]

p!rob @stark torrent

[torpid sparrow]

iedy doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[little flame]

fuckin brokie

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3RMXak8fCU

fuck you too game

[soft coral]

WELL WELL WELL

like a moth to a flame

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/xzeuii/status/2042879477626097961

xzeuii (@xzeuii)

🚨 OVERSWING SHOT DEAD ON PRIMORSKY BLOCK 48 🚨

▶ Play video

X · Apr 11, 2026, 8:16 AM

[soft coral]

just cant help himself

like a drug addict next to a syringe

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll check tigz server

gif of someone being lit on fire

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

alle looking at the 3rd dead fetus in the colony's trashbin

[ancient marsh]

who gave him a full tank of gas

[flat breach]

POV: You ordered to not try for children

[stark torrent]

jesus

[stark torrent]

alle was never a quitter

[soft coral]

alle got his boypussy boypreggers congrats

[ancient marsh]

ive heard trans women say they have menstrual contractions

which is the uterus squeezing

i guess when he was talking about that in VC it was actually birth spasms

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

PUT YOUR DOUBLE POCKETS ON THE CURB

NOW SAY GOODNIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-terrifying-violent-movie-scene-movie-scene-gif-13483694546398057423

[viral egret]

@little flame will be home soon

had to do some work

[little flame]

[viral egret]

@little flame im hom

[little flame]

fucking retarded cheater lmao

he had hk with 55a1 and he had a 6b45 front plate was lvl 6 0/13 or some shit

coffin-ass

test drive 2 done

[viral egret]

@little flame

[little flame]

eeez

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

0 upvotes 14 comments 1 award of popcorn

a nailbiter

[little flame]

theres my tank bat

ez

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anomaly-yes

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come my royal jester

[ancient marsh]

no

im leaving

ill be back in an hour or so

[little flame]

LMAOOO

[compact knoll]

HOOOOOOOOW

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[little flame]

😭

[ancient marsh]

Alle can you please ask him to pull out

7 loads a night is too much

[little flame]

@stark torrent save us

plssssssssssss

@remote fox

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

Nah

[short cove]

just found out my monitor isent 1920x1080 but 1920x1200p

why is my setup like this#

[little flame]

SYBAU

unc

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/muovAxmTXFsbVugHb?invite=cr-MSx5dGYsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

bruh

what are we doing

[compact knoll]

nice lag

[viral egret]

it's better

trust

[little flame]

medal is shit

bitrate sucks

this was the guy btw

[little flame]

feeding the homeless with drugs

god bless

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[little flame]

altyn guy penetrated

shit on pussy

i knew he was cheating

[ancient marsh]

Is it 16:10 or sth

[cyan garnet]

2000 raids

[ancient marsh]

Donut operator #7

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

[little flame]

[short cove]

yeah?

but like

i dident knew

so basically

i got 120 pixels more to the bottom

idk

lit or smth

and i just found out my monitor is daisychainable

time to get a second one in the shed set

[glacial haven]

huh

[little flame]

@stark torrent i tell cryon to clear the rogue on 2 cuz hes coughing and i cant run past him below, i literally say hes straight ahead where ur looking and i kid u not this retard does a 180 and starts looking at building 3

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[short cove]

@glacial haven I want to post a yt video here, can I send it in dms?

[glacial haven]

sure

yeah you ain't posting that one here lmao

[compact knoll]

what was it

[glacial haven]

i have no clue about specifics but the thumbnail contained the n-word, a white dude and it was spelled in it's original form, so definitely not getting posted here

[little flame]

lmao

insta headshots me

through altyn

55a1

ok

[calm pollen]

Party pants is bitch made, how did you die to him?

[remote fox]

Who the hell would 5 man Lighthouse?

[viral egret]

insta head shot bruh

[remote fox]

I got him when he was reloading and running away.

Can't cheat that.

[calm pollen]

Helmet?

Or were you bald

[viral egret]

cqcm

[soft coral]

this whole chat summed up

[soft coral]

blowjob cant give me my kek react

lame.

[remote fox]

I have a cheater on Arena that's just sitting in spawn and locking on people.

He disconnected.

[low iris]

fucking hell man

getting my asshole stretched in arena im doing so shit

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

chop shop what a shit map man

[viral egret]

real

arena is ass

[low iris]

every 5 matches i end up going like 3-5 its so ass man

NEVER uysing the mk47 ever again

i just cant do that shit

[viral egret]

triple filtered and double distilled

[viral egret]

mk47 sucks

model 1 is meta

or ash12

[low iris]

i think i was in the match with master lowkey

or someone had a simmilar user name

now im in a match witha c heater bro

fuck this game so much

hes even screaming in voip

mf turned around and blew my dome off 180* and headshot me man

[fast garden]

[short cove]

damn

i got 2 monitors now

somehow daisychaining monitors and troubleshooting like 3 issues was quicker then my first spt install

[low iris]

i like to use it because i can bring like 4 different stims if i want

morphine, zag and etg all applied on round start

[viral egret]

i guess

aks74u is good

aswell

it can run BS

and 7n40

[low iris]

team just kicked someone for "being complete dog shit"

kek

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh why are Sheef and Desmond threatening each other on Twitter and they provoke each other to a boxing match irl

what can Tarkov streamers do to get so riled up @fast garden

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

[viral egret]

why isnt desmond getting a life

i tried to watch his stream once he sounds like hes dead

dude has 0 joy in his voice

[short cove]

i love it when you like

see a message in another language

so you dont get the whole thing but like "even in the fog of war, a tank is still visible"

like i just got this

[hallow stream]

The big yahu

[fast garden]

idk why sheef is trying so hard to deflect the viewbotting allegations

even randomly accused hyperrat

lmfao

https://x.com/Onepeg/status/2043093940786610575

Onepeg (@Onepeg)

Here’s a summary of the whole “tarkov drama” from the last 2 days. It has been wholly entertaining.

▶ Play video

X · Apr 11, 2026, 10:28 PM

excellent summary

[fast garden]

https://x.com/hyper_rat/status/2043105533985448413

HyperRatTV (@hyper_rat)

X · Apr 11, 2026, 11:14 PM

[low iris]

@ancient marsh on the enemy team

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-jackpot-i-just-hit-i-just-i-gif-6623346210678000489

other guy's name is techjacket r34

i love tarkov

friendlys name is major twisty nips

techjacket r34 was glitching out the map

what a buddy

[fast garden]

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[ancient marsh]

Isn't she a little girl in the show

[low iris]

idk i dont watch invincible

[ancient marsh]

She is in the show

[low iris]

she?

[winged mica]

She

Techjacket is a girl

[ancient marsh]

In the show they made her an adolescent girl

[low iris]

who is producing the show

like damnt hats so retarded

ive heard they have already genderbent like 4 other main characters

[ancient marsh]

black Samson
is bald

Do they not know the biblical story of Samson

[compact knoll]

https://www.kkkinstagram.com/reel/DW9mBBxv6js/?igsh=MXFlenZwOXR3N3M3cA==

[compact knoll]

They switched up

They arent doing 1:1 to comics

Just following the general plotline

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-regent-thragg-viltrumite-comic-invincible-gif-11743871489274343781

Thragg had a sharper face in the comics.

[ancient marsh]

Trans? Haven't watched yet

[compact knoll]

dont think so

youre either drip or drown bearman

[ancient marsh]

How cryon looks after he team kills me

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

guy on reddit has 26 fence rep

[ancient marsh]

i dont even know how this is physically possible

maybe on pve with no wipes

[soft coral]

@stark torrent at family gathering

time to eat like the biggest fatass ever

[ancient marsh]

so just a regular sunday for you

[soft coral]

cool a blocked message

[ancient marsh]

dw i myself demolished like a pizza, some hotpockets, some chicken nuggets

and like 4 mnms

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov?

[little flame]

1 accidental scav kill and its gg

[stark torrent]

U only lose 8 rep max for that so he has a few scav kills

Before he gets under 6

[little flame]

ah

gotcha

"only 8"

😭

[viral egret]

ill be on in like 20 30

[little flame]

gotcha

[ancient marsh]

Is that even true?

[stark torrent]

Yes , i ve had 12 rep once and i killed a scav, didnt lose all

It has a max limit apparently

I dont even think its 8, its lower than that, cause i had like 7 rep after that

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cheap-joke-lock-in-good-one-eddie-gif-17460169215235738642

[ancient marsh]

Well ofc you dont lose all

Im 99% sure the calculation is like

If above 6 rep

Lose as much as it takes to get you to 6

Then subtract normal penalty

So you Always go below 6 when above 6

[stark torrent]

Yes but its a limit to that

[ancient marsh]

What makes you think that

[stark torrent]

So thay guy at 26 will not get -21 after a single scav kill

[ancient marsh]

If you lose 7 at 12

Makes it sound like you killed a boss

[stark torrent]

Because thats how it works , i dont know exact limit, but if ur rep is absurdly high , u wont lose all of it for 1 scav kill

It has a limit

[ancient marsh]

Cap

[viral egret]

@little flame W speed

we can run some marked rooms on customs when we get to finishing ur td3

or whichever one was the ak12 one

[little flame]

lmao sick

[viral egret]

its the third marked key

from intel]

[little flame]

very nice

[viral egret]

imma go make a coffee and hop on

[little flame]

bet

[viral egret]

alr lets go @little flame

holy @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

[hallow stream]

Different artist

The artist that draws thragg less detailed in the comics also works on the show

And its just easier for them to draw it like he draws it instead of the ultra detailed version of him

They should've just done one season every 2 or 3 years so they can do the more detailed versions of the characters

Would make the show so much better

[compact knoll]

\

[little flame]

BRO

atp chain me up like a fucking anomaly creature

[ancient marsh]

research "deep drilling"
alle keeps getting pregnant

[viral egret]

who's the father this time

[little flame]

research food
xal is pigging out on food

[ancient marsh]

you dont research food

[viral egret]

spawn in lighthouse

late spawn at lightkeeper road

die to sniper instantly

[little flame]

i know, but for you its special

need xxl portions

[little flame]

:42

[viral egret]

unintentional

[little flame]

42

https://klipy.com/gifs/ah-smoke