and it was even worse before
#💣tarkov-released
compact knoll
hardy cypress
to answer your other question
no, I don't want a hardcore simulator
fights lasting less than a second and ending before you have a chance to respond or have any fun is cancer
and making neck shots go to the thorax is a good change
fast garden
current state of tarkov has such a long ttk due to how good armor is right now
i do think its more enjoyable
ofc headshots still work like headshots
but you are far more likely to be able to fight back nowadays
viral egret
but you are far more likely to be able to fight back nowadays
bro
i feel like the only shituation that
you cant fight back in
is when you get ambushed or cheatered
viral egret
hardy cypress
is when you get ambushed or cheatered
also, "ambushed"
if one player hears the other first, they immediately start slow walking
every fight starts with an ambush
viral egret
also, "ambushed"
if one player hears the other first, they immediately start sl...
yeah but you would too
hardy cypress
yes, I would
cyan garnet
ancient marsh
Its so brave you decide to have an opinion, despite your positive HIV status
ancient marsh
to answer your other question
no, I don't want a hardcore simulator
fights last...
short ttk is bad
hitbox that bypasses armor is good
Fuck HIV, he has fullblown AIDS
What the fuck is this mumbo jumbo of meaningless marketing jargon
Like ??????
Easily solved
Just have a no reselling tag
remote fox
Oh no, Xalrider woke up and is smelling blood.
ancient marsh
Oh no, Xalrider woke up and is smelling blood.
People who dont play the game dont have the right to an opinion
Flea is 100% fine
To remove flea would require a wipe-sized rework of the entire game system
For it to work properly*
Wait so this guy goes on a dogshit Timmy ill-informed rant from an outdated jessekazaam video from hardcore wipe?
As if 250k transfers during hc did literally anything
Game was India simulator
stark torrent
ancient marsh
You walked around, picked up scrap worth 100k cause NO FLEA IS WONDERFUL
You would pick up bolts n shit for hideout and have to sell them for 700 roubles
Not 7000 btw lmaoooo
Also everything was more expensive
Hardcore wipe was genuinely the most AIDS update the game had ever had
stark torrent
there was not much to spend money on because a lot of shit was flea locked
ancient marsh
It was firmly in the "why bother" territory
stark torrent
they should have let ammo boxes back on flea so at least if i make money i can buy it so i can use it
ancient marsh
Especially when some people insured their first kit out of habit and went bankrupt before it began
ancient marsh
there was not much to spend money on because a lot of shit was flea locked
Heals
Ammo
fast garden
Wait so this guy goes on a dogshit Timmy ill-informed rant from an outdated jess...
yeah thats why i gave up
ancient marsh
I don't know man, some people do not deserve basic human rights intrinsic to everyone
ancient marsh
i mean it was an issue for 5 days
Which is coincidentally the average playtime of hc wipe
compact knoll
And gaining less than 100k
ancient marsh
We played it for like 2 weeks max
compact knoll
And then the next day i died to a cheater
Realised that the i lost more in one raid than i gained the whole ladt day
And havent opened it since
ancient marsh
Yeah no flea was wonderful - you grinded exp and now cant progress because the game doesnt give you keys looool
stark torrent
i remember when Hc wipe dropped i felt sick from eating a cake and i threw up all night , should have taken that as foreshadowing for how bad the wipe was
it defientely was the worst wipe i played so far and prob the worst in the whole game
ancient marsh
Who the fuck trusts to rework the entire game economy and item availability to justify flea removal, to a company that increased insurance price 100x instead of removing it?
ancient marsh
i remember when Hc wipe dropped i felt sick from eating a cake and i threw up al...
Iedy bleeding from the nose in the presence of baby Antichrist
Hc also had the longest periods of downtime
Where u were playing and doing shit but actually had zero progress
Because of the amazing no flea situation
No keys
No gear
You couldn't spend the little money you had
stark torrent
stash space kinda made me quit a few times
because you couldnt buy the barters from flea
ancient marsh
OH YEAH I HAD 8 FULL JUNKBOXES
CAUSE THEY DOUBLED EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED FOR HIDEOUT AND MADE IT FIR
stark torrent
yikes
ancient marsh
You'd need like 222 energy saving lamps
stark torrent
they didnt double the lamps iirc
ancient marsh
Ah
Yeah they only doubled shit like electric drills looool
AND REDUCED LOOT IN THE GAME
stark torrent
yeah the bulbs and lamps stayed the same
to get vents lvl 3 u needed like 100 free slots
ancient marsh
So they were unobtanium
stark torrent
that was like an empty junkbox + some extra slots to get vents lvl 3
low iris
Especially when some people insured their first kit out of habit and went bankru...
hardcore was a fun concept but like it was so ASSSSSSS
in practice
ancient marsh
When retards like the guy from before talk about "immersion"
They are talking about being immersed into pig shit slowly with a crane
low iris
"yeah guys its hardcore we just made it so ermmm insurance is 500k and you have to grind 2x more"
stark torrent
its ok Xal they released another 28 stash spaces to purchase on top of the already 28 previously
ancient marsh
hardcore was a fun concept but like it was so ASSSSSSS
It was never a fun concept, tarkov isn't an easy game as is
Its one of the hardest there is
The changes didnt make the game harder
Only more tedious
They just required more of the same actions over and over
stark torrent
Tarkov is very time consuming for no reason and hardcore made it triple that but with absolutely no rewarding feature
if i want to spend time grinding shit i wanna be rewarded
compact knoll
Guys do you think i can thug it out until evening
stark torrent
hardcore rewarded with cock and balls
compact knoll
stark torrent
Guys do you think i can thug it out until evening
I have a solution
Get a Non Stop
Get a syringe
ancient marsh
its ok Xal they released another 28 stash spaces to purchase on top of the alrea...
Oh yeah I am like 60% convinced they railroaded the community into buying stash space by making everything unsellable so your stash gets clogged and you would buy more slots
cyan garnet
Tarkov is very time consuming for no reason and hardcore made it triple that but...
You will find 261618715 fir hideout items because it is le hardcore
ancient marsh
Tarkov is very time consuming for no reason and hardcore made it triple that but...
No reward? But muh achievement
People like that guy wanna play dayz but act like they dont play dayz
Like its so frustrating
This fucking game immigrant coming here and dictating what OUR game should be
ancient marsh
Guys do you think i can thug it out until evening
Tung tung tung it out
compact knoll
I have a solution
Get a Non Stop
Get a syringe
Cant have fizzy drinks man
cyan garnet
Mfs watch some retard on youtube and become experts
compact knoll
I could get a rehab monster
ancient marsh
Mfs watch some retard on youtube and become experts
Yeah just read that guys messages, half of them contain language that means literally nothing
He was vagueposting about what he wants the game to be vibes-wise
cyan garnet
Yeah just read that guys messages, half of them contain language that means lite...
tarkov is bad because insert le buzzword
ancient marsh
stark torrent
No reward? But muh achievement
Open Marked in hardcore , empty
ancient marsh
I will give you $10 if you can decipher this drivel
cyan garnet
"I love the idea of pvpve but i would NEVER EVER play tarkov"
stark torrent
open marked now , get out with 5 mil
compact knoll
I hope you turned off your phone when making that screenshot
ancient marsh
I hope you turned off your phone when making that screenshot
Im not old like iedy
cyan garnet
Open Marked in hardcore , empty
Open red and violet completely empty i kneel nikita such intellgent game design
stark torrent
like the whole idea of opening rare room and getting shiny loot works for most
ancient marsh
"I love the idea of pvpve but i would NEVER EVER play tarkov"
I love pve but I would never ever ever not give an opinion about how I think PvP should be designed
ancient marsh
like the whole idea of opening rare room and getting shiny loot works for most
Marked rooms are the most underused feature in this game
Sometimes I feel like they forgot about them
stark torrent
Im not old like iedy
almost forgot i can bypass automod again
wrote 5 of the 6 letters almost
compact knoll
Nah, i get it, it makes sense
ancient marsh
Open red and violet completely empty <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944> i kneel ni...
Red being worth like 70 mil in 2020 but also simultaneously being the best place to farm 5.45 PRS ammo was the most retarded thing of all time
stark torrent
New popular anime ppl are losing their shit about
Look inside
It has a femboy as a MC
Man fuck this world
ancient marsh
Nah, i get it, it makes sense
If I give you $10 I will go to prison so no money for you
compact knoll
The issue is, the game has like 5 mechanics total
So you cant daisy chain and combine them together like in hero shooters
And i mean, he is right
Squad does this well
stark torrent
my favourite mechanic is spawning 3 minutes late and getting dicked by the spawn across im sorry for being white
compact knoll
Its fun and immersive, when you play it as its supposed to be played
ancient marsh
Squad does this well
Squad is also a literal military sim
compact knoll
Tarkov was fun and immersive when i didnt know shit
And i was actively researching the map and mechanics
ancient marsh
Tarkov was fun and immersive when i didnt know shit
I've said this before
The first wipe is the best, because you dont see the issues yet
stark torrent
Tarkov was fun and immersive when i didnt know shit
getting my first 3 man kill and getting out full with loot
damn the days
compact knoll
stark torrent
now 2 out of 3 players are brokies not even worth spitting on
fast garden
fucking meanwhile on NA hell lobbies late at night
compact knoll
now 2 out of 3 players are brokies not even worth spitting on
Bust a load on his back, and leave without breakfast
ancient marsh
I've said this before
The first wipe is the best, because you dont see the issue...
And then you realize tungtungtungsahur228 killing you across the map with no night vision might not be because he's a god gamer
stark torrent
u go labs , half the people are nakeds with 2 tap guns or explosion devices
thats it
fast garden
ak50 and lapua ap zabralos on factory
stark torrent
labs needs 100% a gear score limit
ancient marsh
labs needs 100% a gear score limit
They'd fuck it up.
cyan garnet
And then you realize tungtungtungsahur228 killing you across the map with no nig...
"maybe he's just a elite pvper"
ancient marsh
They would do something retarded like abi has it and like
Make gear in backpack not count for score
stark torrent
yeah it would need a lot of careful balancing for all kind of items they would prob let AI do it and fuck it up
compact knoll
They'd fuck it up.
Doesnt mean you shouldn't try and improve the game
ancient marsh
"maybe he's just a elite pvper"
Oh fuck im so immersed
cyan garnet
Oh fuck im so immersed
perfect i just got wallbang naped at night by the naked man i'm so immersed rn
ancient marsh
Doesnt mean you shouldn't try and improve the game
No it means wide sweeping reworks are off the table, better course of action is to tweak existing systems, especially when they are fundamentally totally fine
compact knoll
ancient marsh
Bro made fiends from new Vegas
stark torrent
kinda want ammo back in containers UwU
also i want the fucking painkillers and cms back to original values
compact knoll
No it means wide sweeping reworks are off the table, better course of action is ...
If you think they would fuck up a big rework, what makes you think they won't fuck up balancing
ancient marsh
kinda want ammo back in containers UwU
Yeah the issue with that is you can never change human nature
Sure people bring ammo out of container, but now its just worse ammo they take as backup
compact knoll
Especially when it takes them, at best, 3 weeks, to get to the next patchnote, and reverse their dogshit "balancing" change
ancient marsh
Especially when it takes them, at best, 3 weeks, to get to the next patchnote, a...
Neck hitbox
remote fox
People will just metagame the fun out of anything.
stark torrent
Also - we need 100% another attachemetn balance change becasue guns look like shit now
and the muzzle flash rework
compact knoll
Elaborate before i call you a slur
ancient marsh
People will just metagame the fun out of anything.
Because you have limited time in the day and tarkov id already time consuming as fuck
ancient marsh
Elaborate before i call you a slur
They release wide sweeping change to the game such as plate update, remove gaps, but also leave neck in the game too
Them fixing ain't worth shit
compact knoll
Yeah so youre just agreeing with me
remote fox
Nah, Xal is just yapping.
compact knoll
They arent gonna fix shit until they get a proper community manager
ancient marsh
Yeah so youre just agreeing with me
No, thats not reversal, game was negatively affected in the long run
stark torrent
They arent gonna fix shit until they get a proper community manager
To be fair , it's not that , it's Nikita having a big ego and not letting community dictate his dogshit ideas
ancient marsh
"Guns jam after 1 mag"
(Community outcry)
"We will reverse the change. Now guns only have a 1% chance of jamming after shooting"
remote fox
They arent gonna fix shit until they get a proper community manager
Hey man, streamers are like community managers 
stark torrent
Nikita created the extraction shooter genre guys , remember
compact knoll
They release wide sweeping change to the game such as plate update, remove gaps,...
Ah
ancient marsh
Hey man, streamers are like community managers <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
They are but they also have no morals, they liked hc wipe initially because of content implications, not actual gameplay changes
compact knoll
Yeah true
It also took them
I think a whole wipe
To fix the neck hitbox after that
ancient marsh
I think a whole wipe
No, neck is not fixed, its still in the game
compact knoll
A small change that can be done in 10 minutes
ancient marsh
A Timmy with sks PS rounds from a SCAV can two tap a guy in zabralo class 6 and altyb
compact knoll
A Timmy with sks PS rounds from a SCAV can two tap a guy in zabralo class 6 and ...
I thought thats what tarkov was always about
Even if you have the best gear you can get fucked over
Hardcore and all that shit
ancient marsh
Even if you have the best gear you can get fucked over
Why was that before? Cause tou took a gamble and bought expensive but good ammo off flea
remote fox
I wouldn't mind if the gunfights in-game were slug fests like they are in real life.
ancient marsh
And actually hit a headshot
ancient marsh
I wouldn't mind if the gunfights in-game were slug fests like they are in real l...
Translation:
I love the tarkov wipe trailer videos where 7 guys are blind firing at walls. It looks cool
compact knoll
Why was that before? Cause tou took a gamble and bought expensive but good ammo ...
If you have enough skill, the ammo doesnt even matter
For the whole game history, most people ran without faceshields
Or fucking chops + airframe level 3
compact knoll
Aim head kek
ancient marsh
For the whole game history, most people ran without faceshields
Now we have no wipes so now I have 28 altyns in stash
Glad to have no ammo on flea though
compact knoll
stark torrent
yeah also the no wipes idea is so bad
ancient marsh
I love when the Timmy resists a lil
compact knoll
And yet i dont see you run one
compact knoll
this game needs constant engagement past 3 months
The game had it before
ancient marsh
And yet i dont see you run one
Last time I did a cheater tanked 6 thorax hits and shot me in the face 3 times
compact knoll
In 12.12
stark torrent
who tf wanted no wipes aside from the uncs with 3 kids and 12 hour shifts
sorry Thee , you are halfway there btw
ancient marsh
sorry Thee , you are halfway there btw
UNC on UNC violence
remote fox
sorry Thee , you are halfway there btw
He has 1.5 kids?
compact knoll
When money was easy to get, so people werent afraid to fight
ancient marsh
He has 1.5 kids?
Iedy is boypregnant
stark torrent
PvE also filled that niche anyway with no wipes
ancient marsh
Thats . 5
stark torrent
so why do we have it in PvP
compact knoll
Got his boypussy filled up
remote fox
The Romanian pocket.
stark torrent
And get 3 mil in one raid easily
i mean its the same right now with marked , i made 13 mil in 1 day on streets , its just as always with this game
too late
people already moved on from this game, they wont come back for that
ancient marsh
so why do we have it in PvP
I dont mind no wipe but its 100% bad, tarkov is basically abandoned rn, game has no engaging loot filled events rn at all
stark torrent
same with matchign times
ancient marsh
Like what did we have
stark torrent
why wasnt matching times in 1.0 is insane to me
ancient marsh
Ducks? You got like 10k exp
Smugglers? They had some ok stuff plus bosses an all maps, good agent
Event
What the fuck did reshala event have?
It ended in less than a week
compact knoll
It was like 1 day i think
stark torrent
it was april fools
ngl most of these "events" were made for streamers to farm content thats it
ancient marsh
But guyuuuys we are working on icebreaker guyuuuuuuuys
As if anyone gives a single fuck bro
stark torrent
nobody goes with a blicky to kill reshala unless its a streamer
remote fox
But guyuuuys we are working on icebreaker guyuuuuuuuys
One map
ancient marsh
One map <:speedsmirk:1438169224605466746>
PvE map too.
Its like taking 6 months to make labyrinth
stark torrent
But guyuuuys we are working on icebreaker guyuuuuuuuys
icebreaker which will be a solo only map i think or max duo , so the cheaters will have a field day clearing lobby
ancient marsh
icebreaker which will be a solo only map i think or max duo , so the cheaters wi...
Its not pvp
stark torrent
it will be fun until u get ratted 2 times or cheated on and then u wont play it again
remote fox
PvE map too.
All they need to do is put a NPC there to throw paragraphs of text at you and call it a day.
stark torrent
Its not pvp
pretty sure he said there will be players but u cant go in with squads , so it will be PvE and a few players on it as well
ancient marsh
pretty sure he said there will be players but u cant go in with squads , so it w...
I dont remember that
native crypt
Smugglers? They had some ok stuff plus bosses an all maps, good agent
i wish they kept that event longer because i was so caught up at work that i didn't have time to play it
stark torrent
i mean if its PvE , cool i guess, but if i cant go in with a squad , then dogshit again
native crypt
and i like the smugglers/bloodhounds to
stark torrent
i will finish it once or twice then get bored of it
terminal experience once again , just let me play with friends man
ancient marsh
and i like the smugglers/bloodhounds to
Aside from bosses having 100%, bloodhounds and smugglers are the only good events this game has ever had. Period.
This is up to debate but you will slowly realize this game never had a single good event worth engaging with
native crypt
Aside from bosses having 100%, bloodhounds and smugglers are the only good event...
i also like the cultist events to
ancient marsh
i also like the cultist events to
Which one
ancient marsh
What does that even mean
remote fox
Guys, I just had a great idea: Collab with STALKER devs to make an anomaly event.
native crypt
zirachy event was good, oni bosses were good, and i even like it when its just higher cultist spawns
ancient marsh
zirachy event was good, oni bosses were good, and i even like it when its just h...
you mean the halloween zryachiy?
that was easily the worst event ever
bar none
native crypt
i thought it was funny
stark torrent
oni bosses were whatever , a bit too overtuned but sure , goons but with cultist gear
native crypt
oni bosses were whatever , a bit too overtuned but sure , goons but with cultist...
goons but with great ammo
stark torrent
issue was it lasted too little
native crypt
true
stark torrent
as always with their events , they start it on Sunday night or Monday and last until Friday or shit
liek literally during work day , no wonder BSG does fuck all man these retards dont know what a work day feels like
fucking clowns
native crypt
liek literally during work day , no wonder BSG does fuck all man these retards d...
thats what im saying man
stark torrent
i said it again , any event in this game should last at least 2 weekends and 1 week between at worst
ancient marsh
i thought it was funny
the first like two times
native crypt
by the time i get more than 4 hours to waste the events are over
ancient marsh
maybe youre misremembering? vengeful zryachiy event
is where you either fight cultists along with all other players
and if you do not
they summon vengeful zryachiy and all except 1 exit are closed
and this nearly immortal boss TELEPORTS AROUND THE MAP
killing everyone with melee
if you try to shoot
he jams your gun
if you try to run, he shoots you to death
This basically means if you did not want to participate in the event, tarkov was completely and literally unplayable for you as a game for the duration of the event.
native crypt
no i remember fully because i would make a game out of seeing how many people i could kill before zirachy could kill me
ancient marsh
oni bosses were whatever , a bit too overtuned but sure , goons but with cultist...
falls under boss related event also, not what i was talking about
native crypt
then again outside of the events i like i play the game just to be a dirtbag
compact knoll
compact knoll
This basically means if you did not want to participate in the event, tarkov was...
Im fine with that
After all
I could just not play the game
ancient marsh
I could just not play the game
yeah but what if i wanted to, and now i cant
cyan garnet
Aside from bosses having 100%, bloodhounds and smugglers are the only good event...
I kinda liked the zombie event
Wouldnt say it was "good" tho
ancient marsh
I kinda liked the zombie event
that was dogshit as well
same issue as zryachiy event
wanted to play the game normally? boo-hoo, you have to now run 500 rounds of ammo in a gun that cant jam, while having low fps from 20 entities around you, and all you do the entire raid is shoot npcs that barely fight back, and that also drop no loot
you also cant loot cause youll get killed lol
cyan garnet
as always with their events , they start it on Sunday night or Monday and last u...
Missed the boosted cultists spawn rate cause i was working
Sensational
cyan garnet
wanted to play the game normally? boo-hoo, you have to now run 500 rounds of amm...
Yeah i guess but i had fun
compact knoll
yeah but what if i wanted to, and now i cant
go outiside and touch grass
short cove
he jams your gun
How about unjammable guns like the rpd?
I just remember one gun having no chance to jam but i dont remember which exactly
next temple
I just remember one gun having no chance to jam but i dont remember which exactl...
Ppsh?
short cove
I mean idk the specific guns
But i thought it was either the big 762 51 lmg
M80somth?
Or rpd
Maybe more
viral egret
both rpd and m60s can jam
i had m60 jam
rpd theoretically has no excuse to not be able to jam
ancient marsh
How about unjammable guns like the rpd?
Wasn't in the game
ancient marsh
both rpd and m60s can jam
Rpd cannot jam, neither can m60 AFAIK
viral egret
Rpd cannot jam, neither can m60 AFAIK
oh , i could swear ive had m60 jam before
i will go test
ancient marsh
oh , i could swear ive had m60 jam before
No way, used it all the time in arena while suppressed
viral egret
i have a really fucked up m60 from somewhere so it should jam just fine (if it can)
cant put enough rounds thru it to actually jam with suppressor overheat so
what other guns cant jam
short cove
No way, used it all the time in arena while suppressed
Wouldent realistically sups decrease jam rate?
Because youre getting more gas back which means a harder kick for the bolt
stark torrent
Yep , m60 never jams , the 0 durability one tho has like 27 MOA
it will shoot anywhere but in front
short cove
Wasn't in the game
So no jam guns dident exist
Also isent there some boss which auto jams guns?
ancient marsh
Because youre getting more gas back which means a harder kick for the bolt
Ill hard kick you in the nuts
ancient marsh
So no jam guns dident exist
Ppsh
I also saw a clip of a cheater pick up an AGS
And blow vengeful zryachiy awat
With like 15 grenades to the head
stark torrent
i imagine vietnam vets shooting the m16 3 round burst and getting the gun jam sound every 10 bullets
compact knoll
Ill hard kick you in the nuts
Wow man transphobic
short cove
i imagine vietnam vets shooting the m16 3 round burst and getting the gun jam so...
Imagine wanting to blow it smooth off and you hear that sound
compact knoll
I can't believe you just said that
stark torrent
I also saw a clip of a cheater pick up an AGS
worst cheat i saw was definetely a guy just spawning in the whole loot containers like the PCs , duffles etc in front of Emercom on interchange , to the point where the game lagged tf out
compact knoll
Imagine wanting to blow it smooth off and you hear that sound
Wouldn't be the first time for you eh?
Fuck i did it again
compact knoll
Reset the transphobic joke counter
short cove
Wouldn't be the first time for you eh?
Dont you got some houses to rebuild or something
compact knoll
Dont you got some houses to rebuild or something
Sorry woman, we imported 5 milliom indians
They are gonna rebuild that shit
short cove
Xal speaking cs2
ancient marsh
something something dar
Лок тар огар
granite coralBOT
If you are tired,
-# 
Translated from :flag_tj: Tajik to :flag_gb: English
stark torrent
TAJIK
compact knoll
Tajik
stark torrent
wtf is that
compact knoll
Yep
stark torrent
@granite coral what the fuck is Tajik
granite coralBOT
<@267941509272174592> what the fuck is Tajik
Are you actually fucking dense? It is a language, you absolute waste of oxygen. Tajik, or Tajiki, is a variety of Persian spoken primarily in Tajikistan and parts of Uzbekistan. It is also the name for the ethnic group of people who speak it. Next time you want to know something that a toddler could find in five seconds, maybe try using your brain instead of wasting my fucking time with your pathetic, uneducated questions.
stark torrent
PERSIAN
compact knoll
Coincidentally thats also the nationality of the guy that fucked xal's mom
stark torrent
compact knoll
Coincidentally thats also the nationality of the guy that fucked xal's mom
Many such cases
Americans got snow bunnies
Russians got tajik bunnies
glacial haven
What the UK got?
stark torrent
What the UK got?
Ahmed
harassing Christians on the street for eating Pork in front of his Ramadan
ancient marsh
Coincidentally thats also the nationality of the guy that fucked xal's mom
Bro
At least dont lie
My dad is russian and my mom is half Russian half Kazakhstani
ancient marsh
Non-consenting bunnies
Oooohhh
stark torrent
luckily as far as i researched and asked , the last 2 generations of my family are pure Romanians
not even gypsies , i remember asking my grandpa when i was a kid if we had gypsies in our family and he made the cross sign and told me god bless no
glacial haven
I am sorry for what I am about to post, Iedy
stark torrent
if i turn orange its because of the copper
compact knoll
He is actually 100% romanian
glacial haven
The romanians just stole the the rest of his dna, leaving him pure romanian
compact knoll
My dad is russian and my mom is half Russian half Kazakhstani
Did she like Anissa him or what happened there
Gang meetup gone wrong?
Gone sexual?
ancient marsh
Did she like Anissa him or what happened there
Are you okay?
stark torrent
compact knoll
Man, i dont know enough about kazahis to make a joke
What the fuck do they even do
ancient marsh
Genuinely what are you saying
ancient marsh
What the fuck do they even do
Eat horses
stark torrent
Eat horses
@flat breach horse eater???
glacial haven
What the fuck do they even do
Have fucking cheap living expenses, Dry told me about what he pays for a loaf of bread
ancient marsh
Guy had like 20 kd
Speed smirk
compact knoll
Have fucking cheap living expenses, Dry told me about what he pays for a loaf of...
Okay but he also makes like 5000 or 5 cents a day
flat breach
Oh, mention the genocide via replacement by Russian immigrants during soviet years
compact knoll
You can just mention Borat or something
@ancient marsh imagine the Borat sister clip here
But its your mother instead
glacial haven
Okay but he also makes like 5000 or 5 cents a day
Look, if you can live lavishly for a month or 2 by just selling a product to a couple of americans, you're good
They are stupid enough to buy anything
flat breach
Okay but he also makes like 5000 or 5 cents a day
I make anywhere from $0.0000000 to $50 a day
glacial haven
Sell a box of sand and market it as "Magical Crystal Enhancer for [insert random ass crystals those astrology girls care about]"
ancient marsh
Why talk about my mother, man
compact knoll
Why talk about my mother, man
4th best prostitute in all of russia
Alriiight
Im sorry xalrider
flat breach
ancient marsh
4th best prostitute in all of russia
Man why
Just because you're a group project
Doesnt have anything to do with me
stark torrent
glacial haven
I am going to distance myself, I do not make fun of the parents of others even though I just thought of something pretty nasty
stark torrent
I am going to distance myself, I do not make fun of the parents of others even t...
idk why but i thought of the Nikita's mom server rack incident
compact knoll
5 dads, no milk
Thats the exact opposite of what xalrider has
glacial haven
idk why but i thought of the Nikita's mom server rack incident
Nah it was very much in context
But that one was also pretty nasty for other reasons
flat breach
Thats the exact opposite of what xalrider has
0 dads, all milk
Dairy section god
ancient marsh
idk why but i thought of the Nikita's mom server rack incident
I don't remember that
compact knoll
0 dads, all milk
Dairy section god
Fully covered in condensed milk
glacial haven
I don't remember that
"The juices of his dead mother must be seeping into the server racks" or something along the lines of that
short cove
That legit is crazy
viral egret
"The juices of his dead mother must be seeping into the server racks" or somethi...
i remember it being like his mother died on the server racks and her bodily fluids are seeping in or smth
stark torrent
viral egret
strongest pve player
ancient marsh
@floral orbit
viral egret
trying arena
cyan garnet
viral egret
holy
little flame
@viral egret home now ima go pissge
viral egret
head nape with green tracers 9x19
he literally broke my helmet
alr
@little flame cant u hear me
im on fac scav rq
ill restart my headset after
little flame
<@676845707272912986> cant u hear me
no
viral egret
gg i lost to tracksuiter
little flame
can u hear me
ancient marsh
Its the guy breaking teeth playing arena and going 1-30
little flame
lmao
glacial haven
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1sf4cte/cheating_new_noclip_c...
Okay, no clip is a bit of a stretch, I doubt that is possible
glacial haven
I am not saying that you couldn't theoretically modify the walls in a client to have no collision or somehow force an animation to get through but I doubt that's the case, the game has issues but I don't think they'd run this deep
glacial haven
That aside, there's not a lot of cases of it and those are rage mechanics, not legit ones since they can be easily spotted after-raid to see if you picked up loot from a room but didn't have the key
ancient marsh
https://stupidpenisx.com/Lu_lubou/status/2041817910059184504
Homelander fly
glacial haven
I open a single post on Reddit about the Collector Quest, check the comments and find this dude
viral egret
holy pedo
stark torrent
https://stupidpenisx.com/Lu_lubou/status/2041817910059184504
Lord Иисус Христос
little flame
https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mta3PHOfZzKQMfvyv?invite=cr-MSxoYlosMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=9
this game is not real bro
viral egret
died to border patrol
failed flare first time
apparently sprinting with flare causes it to be shot into the ground
little flame
@stark torrent stop posting low cortisol goon gifs in tigz server and get on tarkov
also
basmach taiga
yum
viral egret
@little flame
viral egret
im packing
little flame
no ur not
viral egret
viral egret
@ancient marsh home when?
little flame
viral egret
little flame
ok bro
viral egret
@remote fox unc u able to join
stark torrent
<@146741297875517440> ? <:Susge:1093732857354145853>
You got me
My chinese alt has been breached
Yi-Diy
little flame
You got me
brother
viral egret
意迪
soft coral
yi-diddy
ancient marsh
😊
ancient marsh
yes
viral egret
he's at a very chinese time in his life
gritty python
viral egret
W raid W speed
bro headshot me with BP and i bounced it
@stark torrent home arc when
viral egret
viral egret
@stark torrent join tarkov pls
viral egret
pheers evil ass alt
fast garden
Reddit
fast garden
How I’m looking at tarkov knowing that voruna prime just dropped on warframe
viral egret
fuuhhhh
fast garden
remote fox
@viral egret Btw, someone came in and third partied the fight 
viral egret
<@453294099672596502> Btw, someone came in and third partied the fight <:peepo_s...
gg
cant always win every fight
honestly i forgot what i even died to
remote fox
honestly i forgot what i even died to
Guy camping in the garage.
viral egret
ah yeah
556 fmj to the head
the only time where having a faceshield woudlve saved me
compact knoll
@fast garden hows the foot
fast garden
Burns
Haven’t looked at it since this morning when I was talking about it
I’ll have to check it after work
fast garden
Reddit
viral egret
marathon
fast garden
Marathon players coming to the same conclusion I did in two days
hallow stream
Idk abt the playing part
Having cheats kind of makes the playing part not be well, the playing part
remote fox
Having cheats kind of makes the playing part not be well, the playing part
They playing with my balls is what they doing.
hallow stream
Ding ding ding
compact knoll
https://tenor.com/view/terraria-plantera-plantera-bulb-terraria-hardmode-gif-gif...
What the fuck does this even mean
viral egret
What the fuck does this even mean
its alive
blazing basin
@compact knoll @keen sparrow
viral egret
why are you awake at 4 though
compact knoll
why are you awake at 4 though
Because i am simply better
viral egret
Because i am simply better
im trying to reset my sleep schedule
its more fucked than a fourth world coumtry
compact knoll
im trying to reset my sleep schedule
When did you wake up
viral egret
When did you wake up
1 pm
viral egret
Not that i care
i need to because break ends next week and i wake at 5 to 6 for classes
i am gonna be a zombie
viral egret
You're fucked lmao
yep
keen sparrow
<@1049089806715596810> <@913517123396071525>
Ew wtf
keen sparrow
vivid dawn
Why is it German and why is it fake news?
keen sparrow
short cove
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/s/nssJsMe0wq
The pot calling the kettle black
fast garden
?
stark torrent
i dont get it either
short cove
Tarkov players talking about slow progression sounds like really hypocritical
Like tarkob progression is soulcrushingly slow imo
Aint no way i am speeding through nading 8 pmcs or sum
That takes a solid 3 hours
stark torrent
u can tho
short cove
I am sure in marathon too
But like many things are just straight up bs
Like i was stuck on getting salevas for like 4 days
Because i legit dident find any
I think i crafted them then
stark torrent
this was not the issue
issue was in Marathon you cant unlock and buy those shields or whatever, you can only find them
meaning you are constantly grindign for them if u want to pvp and die a lot
in tarkov u grind a quest but then u have the stuff unlocked forever
u can just buy it after
short cove
Thats kinda like high tier ammo in tarkov id say then
Like you cant really get high tier ammo viably unless youre running like woods constantly
fast garden
Like tarkob progression is soulcrushingly slow imo
"imo"
short cove
(Atleast for weapons like 300blk 338 and iirc 556)
fast garden
also pot kettle makes zero sense here
its marathon players talking about marathon
?
short cove
also pot kettle makes zero sense here
Tarkob got like slow ass progression and id say youre more of a tarkob then a marathon player
short cove
"imo"
Like you need actual tons of time to get tarkob to a point where you can buy shit like high tier ammo for more then like a mosin from traders, questing feels like a fucking chore
Insert kill 20 pmcs from 100meters w a 9x39
stark torrent
i mean thats just an extreme example
short cove
(Ik its 50 now but point still kinda stands)
short cove
i mean thats just an extreme example
All sbih quests
stark torrent
SBIH unlocks nothing
short cove
Even tarkob shooter kind of sucks
short cove
SBIH unlocks nothing
I thought it was tied to kappa
Which yes is lategame lategame but still really helps w everything due to more save storage
stark torrent
Yes but Kappa is not that good anymore
a lot of restrictions hit the containers lately , gamma is more than fine for ur average player , or Theta if they have the pain endurance to do arena
fast garden
I thought it was tied to kappa
why are you comparing all progression to kappa
short cove
Also quest requirements like “have bolties lvl X” is just cancer
fast garden
im so confused by your arguments and complaints
because they simply do not make sense when put together
short cove
why are you comparing all progression to kappa
Because tarkob feels like such a deep grindfest
stark torrent
not saying its not but u can avoid most quests if u know what you doing and just play the game
short cove
Like i feel unemployed and unironically feel dread looking at like my spt acc and seeing how much you have to grind to actually get good stuff from traders
fast garden
a lot of restrictions hit the containers lately , gamma is more than fine for ur...
surgery kit on spec slot deadass saves 3 slots for everyone
gamma is the new old kappa
stark torrent
Tarkov has to be kinda grindy because otherwise with no goal set in raid your average player will just run around doing a scav run instead
fast garden
Like i feel unemployed and unironically feel dread looking at like my spt acc an...
"spt"
fast garden
is balanced entirely differently with in game loot etc
short cove
I dont run loot modifiers
fast garden
how many fucking times do we have to go over the fact that loot is different
short cove
Or do you mean like what pmcs carry
fast garden
spt generates it entirely differently
and live has had many updates to loot since the last time spt got updated
fast garden
idk man you are always complaining about the game despite more or less only playing spt
we are functionally playing entirely different games
for so many reasons
short cove
idk man you are always complaining about the game despite more or less only play...
Because like the 200 hours i was on it was like pure torment and like i got exciled from the mental hospital for being too mental
stark torrent
I dont run loot modifiers
doesnt matter, SPT uses a really old version of the game by this point , Loot and shit has been changed 15 times
since the last SPT update on Tarkov
fast garden
Wtt makes a mod which basically impliments 1.0 changes
im so tired of explaining this shit
cyan garnet
Like i feel unemployed and unironically feel dread looking at like my spt acc an...
spt
cyan garnet
Like you need actual tons of time to get tarkob to a point where you can buy shi...
It takes like 1-2 weeks to max traders
stark torrent
It takes like 1-2 weeks to max traders
depedns on your time of play and skill , it will take longer prob
but by 2-3 months the average player either got max traders or dropped the game / wipe
cyan garnet
stark torrent
this is why we need 4 months wipes
cyan garnet
Agreed
cyan garnet
Hit last streets shooter born on some retard running out of lexos
He survives kill him with mp7 mfs tagilla mask is 28/40
viral egret
open fence
two 6b45 with class 6 plates and 1 class 5 uhmpe for 46k
bruh i need to farm fence 6 asap
thats insane work
stark torrent
start doing scav runs on factory man
go in an and out , sell all etc
and get all car extracts
@fast garden i still have 0 50m kills btw with the 9x39
the guy i shot through the window of the truck must have been like 49.0
streets really isnt a good map for this
soft coral
weekends eu is by far the worst
viral egret
start doing scav runs on factory man
bro i am scavving like 6 to 8 times a day on ground zero
i had a gpu and 2 ram and a player scav ratted me at emercom
31 hours 49 mins
soft coral
bro i am scavving like 6 to 8 times a day on ground zero
yeah see thats good thats very good
but when will u put this energy into a job or something
viral egret
yeah see thats good thats very good
but when will u put this energy into a job o...
goes the same way for u
youre unemployed
stark torrent
bro i am scavving like 6 to 8 times a day on ground zero
thats like useless
8 scav runs is 0.08 rep lol
viral egret
thats like useless
ive done mostly all car exfils but i think
lighthouse and inter
are the last i havent fully did
stark torrent
go factory in and out everytime you have cooldown off
fuck looting
u have money
loot with ur pmc
just go in and out with the scav , sell all , if u spawn with a keycard or smth cool
at this point u need to start focusing on important stuff cryon not looting 3 bolts as a scav
viral egret
i guess i should keep running thru with the scavs
i am at liek 4,80 rep rn so maybe by next week i can hit fence 6 if i finish all my lh and inter car exfils
stark torrent
i am at liek 4,80 rep rn so maybe by next week i can hit fence 6 if i finish all...
at lvl 50 you get a quest to give in epsilon to fence
you get 1.1 rep
and like 433k xp
viral egret
at lvl 50 you get a quest to give in epsilon to fence
ah yeah im clsoe to getting level 50 so
stark torrent
so yeah if u do that and two car exfils u are done
viral egret
i need to finish the last of my dailies and then arena dailies
viral egret
so yeah if u do that and two car exfils u are done
or a few more scavs
stark torrent
when arena update man i didnt evne update that shit
viral egret
give me magneetttsss
stark torrent
i wanted to get some GP coins but i cant be fucekd
stark torrent
give me magneetttsss
u can craft them from hdd at workbench
that ssuch an ez 50k xp lol
lucky
viral egret
u can craft them from hdd at workbench
riight
i dont open arena much
bro i have 12 scav kills
50k exp + gpu
but its on gz
i went gz 3 times and i died off spawn thrie
i gotta do it still
atleast im not legging scavs on shoreline anymore
4/5 sbih on ground zero gg
nailed bro with mp5 in the head his tracksuit friend nailed me with ssa
double headshot ssa
soft coral
@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @compact knoll tarkov chat and vc be like
viral egret
why woudl they want a negev
ancient marsh
p!cryon
torpid sparrow
viral egret
havent moved for 5 mins in tarbank 2nd floor
guy throws nade under me and it hits me
and then another one thru the window somehow
making 0 noise aswell
stark torrent
why woudl they want a negev
p!cryon
compact knoll
ancient marsh
p!cryon
soft coral
MODS
viral egret
<@292700214492397568> <@602878702409351199> <@1049089806715596810> <@18367200554...
i know
compact knoll
p!cryon
viral egret
so would i
ive never interacted with that creature ever i just woke up with a comment randomly
probably from cs:go
bruh there's a player scav tryting to coax me out of tarbank
soft coral
don't trust him it's a trap
viral egret
idk its high pitched so i cant hear anythig anyway
ive been stuck in tarbank for like 20 mins because a guy zeroed my plates and im being ccamped by a mp5
ye idl
idk
i thought the nade landed under me again not inside
i made 0 noise before
i also spawned there so
compact knoll
ye idl
0 survival instict
looks at nade instead of running away
no offense
youre actually braindead
viral egret
looks at nade instead of running away
idk he camped me the whole raid so
i wouldve rather died to a nade than let him get the kill
compact knoll
the nades only do this sound when they land close to you
why the fuck arent you running
viral egret
and i havent seen a single palyer in so long
ancient marsh
@compact knoll
give me 10 gallons of fire resistance potions
and lock the room
compact knoll
compact knoll
They got you mfkers hook, line, and sinker
im not gonna play it
im just gonna jerk off to it
i wonder how much porn there is of it
keen sparrow
Yes.
keen sparrow
Yeah typically the more retards playing the game, the more porn
stark torrent
You Amazon Shipment of 67 Large Fire Resistance Potions has been approved .
compact knoll
if you want to get disappointed in humanity look at how much roblox there is
i remeber that there is some of "job apllications"
next temple
i remeber that there is some of "job apllications"
also of charlie kirk
stark torrent
if you want to get disappointed in humanity look at how much roblox there is
we are losing grip , Roblox , TikTok , Twitter , Reddit
next temple
ALMOST 60k POSTS
stark torrent
there is no hope
compact knoll
viral egret
prigozhin
compact knoll
nope
viral egret
better get to work
viral egret
p!cryon
bro im not replying to whaats his name
i was gonna say before he said nope that my friend probably knows
compact knoll
viral egret
bro cmon
ion know his name i was gonna say my friend probably knows
but you said nope
compact knoll
cryon whats obama's last name
little flame
Jesus christ
little flame
Thats fucked
stark torrent
p!cryon
ancient marsh
compact knoll
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881010554007851133/1300805924646289478/at...
wait what the fuck is roblox_admins
actually
i dont want to know
little flame
P!yidi
ancient marsh
little flame
short cove
bro i am scavving like 6 to 8 times a day on ground zero
Missed opportunity
viral egret
Missed opportunity
no i intentionally said 6 to 8
short cove
infinitely better time
Is there legit a change from where and when to play?
compact knoll
yeah
short cove
What would be the best server to play mid week
Like while in europe w fiber connection
(My internet now isent as ass anymore)
compact knoll
server location only matters with time
short cove
I might want to get my shit pushed in by live tarkov
short cove
server location only matters with time
Like actual timezone based
viral egret
I might want to get my shit pushed in by live tarkov
don't get filtered and distilled by arena
compact knoll
NA has worse players
compact knoll
NA has worse players
buy you get worse ping and might die behind walls
short cove
So ik like america average is like 8 hours earlier then its here for me
So when its 6pm its 10am for them
short cove
Bro tf
viral egret
IRS never forgets
short cove
Since when where there mortages
compact knoll
its a mod
short cove
But why
compact knoll
i can buy exos from them
viral egret
hes in a very chinese time in his life
ancient marsh
i can buy exos from them
You took out a loan?
Bro you're gonna be like those black people on yt shorts
ancient marsh
"How much you put down on this hellcat?"
"Zero"
"What's the monthly payment"
"$800"
"For how long"
"113 years"
hallow stream
Dude there was this one that was like
1300 a month for a jeep that costed 48000
And in the end it costed like 180k+ when theoretically the monthly payments finished
How do people fall for this shit
It was some black fat woman that got it
stark torrent
Obama's last name was obviously "Best President"
viral egret
keen sparrow
soft coral
For you.
viral egret
walter white
compact knoll
