#💣tarkov-released
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My wallpaper:
The bro has his cameltoe on
It's ok, he just didn't like the default thumbnail of the shortcuts. 
"mewgenics"?
what about it?
what is that
look it up
statments made by men living under rocks
"guys someone doesn't know my niche gae vidoe game"
no one was questioning your masculinity big guy
how was work bby

Okay but give him NODs
First try 
is your shit still hot
fake should be at +1000
gm xal
lusty blood is the one that stacks off enemies, not taking dmg
ghost pepper for me
genuinely got me scratching my head
since I get perfection
yeah im not on lost
yeah
no perfection in this house
how much luck?
@soft coral if i pick up an hp up on t isaac
and then replace it with a diff item
i dont lose the hp up right?
no
u keep it i think
though its weird
knowing how trollish edmund can be , you'd think it would be the opposite
that one video thumbnail of him shaking hands with hitler
thats how i felt when i got a 1% planetarium on 1st room 1st floor
but no key drop
I think someone posted that the other day and got muted for it

maybe it was rain idk
could have been the wind
strong ahh wind
@soft coral did you know this room is a reference
to what
an atari game
ah
you control a character above
typical
and shoot down
@soft coral ooo
if you pick up consolation prize
that boosts ur lowest stat
you get to keep it
like the hp up
on t isaac

@soft coral
Michael Jordan: "I am the most dominant athlete of all time"
Prime Psy-fly:
psy-fly solos goku
It is yes
I didn't know that I guess its one of the few items with perma effects on T isaac
trans isaac
enter room
kill bomb fly in specific spot
secret room
@ancient marsh
enough dopamine to kill a victorian village
@ancient marsh + perfection
this run is over
fitting
been playing hero siege recently
any other case no
new season is peak
I dont like changing classes
same
I just pick a cool one and stick with it
marksman was the one I picked when the game was still in its early stage of development
it was one small square box with waves
ahaha
u saw the patchnotes?
@little flame
nop
lmao
theres like way more
its basically the old hero tree but this time the notes have way more effects in contrast to +1 dex
lol
though u can tell it was inspired by a certain Arpg
yuuup
forgot that levelign up a new character is slow AF
@little flame
without proper runewords and shiet
bro
this game is malware
i try to force close it with task manager
task manager crashes
🤸
🏌️♂️
u want anything?
i can buy u some shit
naw
very much
yee fr its so slow
@little flame hop on
jesus
l;eg meta mp5 on streets
concussed tf out of me
all i did was go down a random street and 2 people jumped me
???
bro i backed out fym
dude
i love tapping a guy 4 times with ap sx in the head and he lives
also spawned on him in mall, somehow
@little flame
guy tried to camp green flare on interchange
border patrol shot him dead lmfao
i wasn't expecting people to be able to sit there
so i didn't pk before
Im not home for like 5 more hours
i had my flashlight on him
He prestiged
Sybau
no
Poland border patrol when "refugees"
got kappa prestiged and now lvl 34
Alle reading it and having his opinion of Palm Beach Pete permanently changed
Ap sx is the issue
Doesnt one shot
You probably hit him once
But it doesnt one shot even no helmet guys
huh ggs
any ammunition bigger than 9mm not being a 1tap to the head with no armor is peak “realism”
@stark torrent wheres you
where is you are at
are u home now
woah woah
sirrr
I am now
get on
tarking it?
me and cryon are popping off

on Valheim , yes
fuck you
buh

swampmaxxing
might join a bit later imma grab some food anyway now
xal doesnt get home in 5 hours
sounds good
swampass
died 2 times yesterday , ran into an Elite 1 star draugr he stabbed through my friend into me , both got cocked
king gg
slurs were said
i suppose elite 1 star means very op
i have never touched or played valheim so i would not know
50% or double stronger
i forgot
but there can be like 3 stars
they fucking fuck
yeah 3 stars is like mini boss
genuinely lmao
they can kill half the biome alone
1 star bear killed an abomination and skeletons no problem
scary
emotional support cryon
picked up from a dead pscav
where is the mag

breech loading
kys cryon
i kkilled 5 scavs
@little flame pheer impregnated your boypussy
I had to give you a boybortion

https://www.tiktok.com/@greenscreens4memes/video/7175116117881539846 cryon when it comes to looting pkpts when i just died to a guy in power
428 likes, 3 comments. “Liver King Green Screen - “I don’t touch the stuff, not gonna touch the stuff, never touched the stuff. That was a lie.””
got a run through
for fuck sake bruh
was at like 14
or some shit
maybe higher
reee
@little flame
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broke his neck
We call this woman of "working height" here
@remote fox
get on
@viral egret remember when i bought all those armor repair kits after they dropped to 140k? or some shit
i just remembered i have them

350k ish now
the guy looks like he's 2.3m
Ye i know, it looks comical tbh
No
Like an hour
Played with cryon alone for 2 hours and already punching the gate tryna get out like that one monkey meme
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HOW DOES THAT SHOT
NOT HIT
nvm was a little too ahead
rip
I'd work her like it's the 13th labour of Hercules
no comms in dorms
sittingf on third floor
go out of marked instant head eyes
??
no door open sounds, no metal running sounds
no sounds insidie at all actually
Cryon do remember that you've said you're slightly deaf
You might have just not heard it
comtac 6 but bro
literaly no comms inside
all i heard was 2 guys running around car, never heard this guy
and i fullcleared third floor before opening marked

BROOOOO
GAME??????
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dogshit
true
jumped out and killed him but wouldve been a free shooterborn
fucking garbage game
i cant bro
games dogshit
@stark torrent @ancient marsh went into customs, saw a guy from lobby (died to him)
game is truly dead
DUDE
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??????????????
MY PMC HAD A STROKE AND DIED
@ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret @compact knoll 
same raid bro
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these lobbies need to be euthanized
sorry lil bro but i need my sbih
😭
he didnt give up
such a king
i feel so bad
2 more

ty flea
BROOOO
LET ME PLAY
evil tarkov installed
@stark torrent LOOOL
LMAOOOOOO
THE NOSE ON THE CHINESE GUY IS COMPLETELY OFF
RACISM
yuup
OH MY DAYS

NO WAY 
























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GOOFY AHH RAIDS
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ok on this one
you missed half the mag
shot infront of him

low cortisol but high cholesterol
setup done
nice
nah that’s mad
No, the Gilboa DBR is retarded
I think helldivers guns in tapkob is hilarious
Would i use it? Probably not. But cool that this dude can port like that
middivers

why did he stop wroking
helmet tanked but his brain was mush why was he afk

The UZI animation looks very CoD like
I love the little spank the PMC does the the floor-plate of the magazine
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WHAT ARE THESE COMMS
xal better give x and y positions afte this raid
exact coordinates
or he gets no food for a week
I'll be on in like an hour.
@stark torrent You will not escape the swamps.
@compact knoll April fools ending but your name not changing is like your girl staying pregnant on April 2nd
who said it was a joke
Yeah thats not your acc
@ancient marsh @stark torrent
level 52
hes running m855 and sost
with that m4
it's dark
bro ammo ratting on streets couldn’t be that difficult
concordia security + some other statics
what
this guy was camping on the roof of playground at mall with that
@remote fox come play
vittu perkele
illness then is the only explanation
that spear looks like it got a great personality
its strong
fat and widej ust like xal
@ancient marsh @stark torrent
im gonna throw rocks through your window if you do not answer the call of tarkov
5 ergo total



Should edit that and put charlie smirk instead
Nah im playing valheim with some friends
Breaks from Tarkov help my sanity i will return soon

u said ud play later
earlier
FAT alert
please pin this
You loaded SIG ammo.
My bad I missclicked king
If it was intentional I would have stayed in vc for the reaction
Thats my alibi
@ancient marsh @little flame the sign of good raids today
it was 100% btw
i havent died once with this
btw alle i got ur altyn n proflexes
The fact that it was half the mags is so fucked.
"Oh, everything is going great"
Press R
"Fuck!"
It seems i cannot fire
I was gnna say "Artem", but I almost look like that too lmao
How did you load 277 Sig into that
Or how did you even mistakenly load 277
hd didnt
xal did
277 fits in 762 magd
he ws sjs tired so he didnt see
10 to 30 a day
ding ding ding
dms existing:
they literally cant stop it
or they can by deleting the server
whats wrong
Shit looks cool af
i fucking love keltec
They always take the most potent methamphetamine during R&D and people cant have enough of them
i think we should give all our R&D meth actually
die to cheater
which sohuldnt happen at all
lose loot and gear you had
ammo too
quest progress
Most gear sets you take to a raid at this point is close to 500k.
yeah
the amount you get should depend on which stage wipe is in but thats too complicated for BSG
Add to that insurance and stuff you would have picked up if the cheater wasn't there.
and thats ignoring the loot you find in raid
the time it takes to craft the ammo
the insurance
which is usaully like 150k
the quest progress
and the fact that you die to a cheater itself
Max payout, everytime.
emotional damage
if you will
i think 1 mil at the start start of wipe would be too much
but i understand
My face when I die to a cheater:
(It's the guy talking about hearing his friend scream without lungs in Vietnam.)
have you ever heard a man scream with no lungs?
everytime i die to a cheater i hope they get doxxed and i hope their family dies
i pray on their downfall
i scream like this at my monitor
also started reinstalling tarkov and it was stuck under 1 mb/sec until i started downloading six days in fallujah where it went up to 10 mb/s
some slavic voodoo
Allocating File
Takes like 10 hours
promises promises
"Better compensation for dying to a cheater", my brother in christ, your notification system for that stuff doesn't even work, you could double and triple the hideout each time you die to a cheater, the result would be just the same
They are speaking from a pretty high horse for the fact that you can just patch out battleye essentially for cheat development on the newest versions, talking about "securing memory" and such by making it harder for DMA to do direct manipulation
Yeah sounds like fancy empty words , prob most of the stuff they want to "implement" can be easily byapssed anyway
I wish them the best but their priorities are all over the place
And I would probably be more open to that news post if I didn't know what their implementation looked like
yeah 1 out of 11 bans got me a notif

just imagine how fucking bad the actual game is when pestily got like 5 in 1 message
lmao
Bugged is it?
did wonder why i havent gotten one report back
if you can conceal it , yes
wait
nvm wrong chat
fk y'all
yeah sure
Aight
Look what i got for you
psygoyop

alr
@ancient marsh home when
@remote fox unc join?
tark it
ONE SHOTTED THORAX LEFT ARMPIT BY GUARD WHEN IM FULL HP GAME?
was either pistol or fucking 5.45 bp
also almost killed me
from full
full mag of ssa/55a1 into guard's thorax and stomach
wtf
27kd is insane work
@stark torrent streetsmaxx?
@fast garden hop on tarkov and i might join
bro

balatro
good game
@little flame
Busy, sorry.
lmaoo
@fast garden
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brother
what is cryon doing
he does NOT have my back
bros watching
cucking
i was aiming in trust
no, wont explode under 10 meters or whatever it is
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lost cuz no arms
gg
LMAO
cryon aah build

https://fixvx.com/washghost1/status/2041318950139461905 @keen sparrow @soft coral
Brilliant
not the second shooter bro
Grassy knoll and what not
@fast garden
@compact knoll
there is a keyboard and mouse right there and they are watching tarkov reserve trailer man
in a bsg video
p!cryon
@stark torrent
is it still grooming if i consent?
is it still grooming if i consent?
no no its the other way around
its about the state of the mind
how intelligent you are
you can groom an alzheimer patient if youre 6
bro really said it's about sending a message
not that i would ever do it
aha
Tf did i just come back to
Who is the sticker
Artem and the other lads are going to reenact killing stalking
lee harvey oswald POV
Were you the second shooter?
🥀
@ancient marsh @little flame
i imported migrants to work on my construction
r e a l
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @fast garden
this is 20 seconds into raid max
1 min late spawn
shot from top right
the hallway
i think
Cheater?
no clue
OBLITERATE THE WHO!?!?
@compact knoll
@viral egret @stark torrent
@soft coral
@glacial haven https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1sf4cte/cheating_new_noclip_cheat_man_found_inside_locked/
Quoting HauptmannHK 🇧🇪🇺🇦 🇪🇺 (@HooptyBooty)
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Can someone edit the "True" morgan freeman over the jar
plays rust
they never said tarkov
me and alle ran factory adn we had a russian begging for mercy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k8HhTvkAKrg @ancient marsh
New Smiling Friends Streaming on HBO Max
yoooo you guys see negotiator's new boygina on facebook- ohhhh
@stark torrent
russian telling a trans person to kill themselves
you cant make this shit up
Russian black lesbian*
if you read closely you will realize that was not said
brother you can uninstall copilot permanently by just going to the fucking installed apps
cant wait for nikita to add the heartattack gun
which just makes your pmc drop if it hits exposed skin
surprised i haven't seen one of those in here for "ate without table"
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Take a trip back to 2015 — before the Battle Royale takeover, before extraction shooters were eve...
this video makes me so glad I haven't played this awful game in years
20:55
790,000 rubles to to insure a basic early wipe loadout (MDR + Trooper)
thats from hardcore wipe
its back to normal prices now
and like he says in the video
you still had arena in hardcore wipe
they did nerf it during it
it was way worse
i think you could only transfer 250k a day
I think they could solve most of the game's problems by limiting the number of flea transactions you can have in one day
and then adjusting the rest of the game around that

is bro mixing it up w abi
the flea is fine
bc there you got like weekly sales limits
its more limited then it ever was
just stop speaking after this part man
its okay
you can leave it right there and its fine
this place is like a SM place, we all are here because we like the pain
do i want to know what that means
"Nikita didn't mean to hurt me!"
"It was my fault for expecting this game to not be ass!"
Fuck that.
if your hardcore simulator requires a stock market to work, it's probably not simulating shit
flea is not needed
its just very nice
so what, you just hate flea market
is that your thing
it is a crutch that has prevented the game from growing, yes
it is what enables RMT
due to flea, it is not optimal to search for the gear and equipment you need
the services offered would just pivot to in raid carries rather than direct rmt transfer of items/roubles
which already exist
however
if you find something powerful but outside of your own wheelhouse, you can just sell it for a good price to somebody else who knows how to use it
when flea was down for the start of wipes the last few times, it did change the experience, it was fun
rather, than, you know, fucking adapting like you should
but after a few weeks or month or so not having flea started to get a little annoying for several reasons mostly surrounding the games quests
But consider this: Happy chemicals.
I don't know why I suggested this
cheaters are nikita's sole revenue stream
imagine if Rust just had a trade screen that enabled you to trade with thousands of other players (in a risk free way)
it seems like theres been a large spike in compromised accounts lately icl
no adaptation
also
speculators
i mean it sounds like you want the game to be more hardcore-sim like
with more emphasis on that kind of survival type shit
which is fine but like
They already have a playerbase.
its not like the current state of the game is objectively worse
exactly
Fucking with it sounds like a bad idea.
its just different
I don't think your bag should be a bag of money
players should use the things they find
they should look for the thing they need
Should they increase raid timers then?
people don't even see an item as an item
they immediately try to remember how much it trades for on the flea
and barters are kinda awful too
the entire game is unsalvageable
when exactly was the last time you played the game
years is not very specific and this game has been through a lot of very different eras
Ok, this guy is just a hater.
"years" however was enough for me to take everything you say with a massive pinch of salt
im aware but like im also trying to understand why
He is like one those people on X 
i mean genuinely it sounds like you just want a different game entirely
speculators in muh tactical extraction shooter
In finance, speculation is the purchase of an asset (a commodity, goods, or real estate) with the hope that that asset will become more valuable in a brief amount of time.
The term can also refer to short sales, in which the speculator hopes for a decline in value. Speculation often has a pejorative connotation, as the activity is linked to bubb...
are you referring to like, basic market economics ie flea market being in tarkov
or more literally
buying items off the flea for cheap
waiting for a price spike
and selling
ok i had the right idea then
i dont even use flea that much beyond very very early in a wipe cycle and then to buy/sell expensive things like keys etc, but i feel like the freedom in the flea market is among many reasons part of what makes tarkov appealing to many people
there are a lot of ways to make progress in the game between quests, getting items you need for hideout, trading on the flea market, doing story, scav rep etc etc,
a game is fun when and immersive when the most advantageous way to play lets you interact with the mechanics in interesting ways
everywhere you look in this awful game, you're confronted with tedious and UNimmersive gameplay beating people trying to have fun (ya know, larping as stranded PMCs trying to survive)
some people can really utilize things like flea to make their experience better even if they dont have the best mechanical skill
*is fun and immersive when the advantageous way to play doesn't induce dissonance
thus, my comment about a sophisticated stock market in this chaotic warzone
I think there's more than one Nikita comment about how flea was a crutch that would be totally different for 1.0
and yes, that totally different game is what I paid $150 for
I said it before in vc
There are 2 tarkovs in nikita
One is a hardcore, loot all the attachments for your gun
The other one is PvP quests and all that shit
Both are gae
And they dont go well together
And they cant decide which one they want
both are gae
They add shit like transits
Which would be great in a pve looter shooter
They add fir reqs for hideout
But then they also have flea, a ton of pvp quests, and let you buy ammo on flea
there are 2 wolves inside you...
Thats the joke yes
Both are getting dicked down by cheaters.
Before 13.0 tarkov was a pvp game
holy shit, I just remembered how awful quests are
"Go recover this letter for me in the woods. I also asked A THOUSAND OTHER PMC'S TO GO GET IT FOR ME. Oh, and there are gonna be people who know you're willing to die for this letter, so they're gonna wait for you so they can kill you for your gear."
You could buy ammo, all the gear
Now it feels like they are going towards more pve like
But they are stuck in the most dogshit middle
can't
he has too many streamers in his ears
well, it's all moot anyway
irl politics
this scale of a game fundamentally can barely work in a pvvpve setting
either one or the other
not both
if you wanna go all the way realism hardcore punishing mechanics do it and stick with it or vice versa
their problem is fhey change their mind like a fucking schoolgirl
u cant be making forza horizon 6 and the nexf day tell your team to re-do the engine because now youre making doom
youd essentially need 2 seperate games to pull both offf
not one
Should have gone all in on PVE hardcore.
thats exactly my point
yeah
I mean, like you get nicked in the artery, don't torniquet it in 2 minutes and die.
Both can work but youd need to specifically tailor the game mechanics either for pvp or pve respectively
because pvp mechanics quest requirements and stuff doesnt work the same as pve and if people think otherwise theyre retarded
ok gn
i go watch doom analysis videos
neck shots going to the thorax is pretty funny
it was very unenjoyable how it used to be
its still cancer











