💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

my implement

[keen sparrow]

lol, shit's haunted now

[stark torrent]

i am T-5000 it all over the ULTRA mall

[fast garden]

time for the finale on reserve

i was gonna stop after inter but like

one raid 4 kills

[viral egret]

im gonna run a solo reserve with a m700 and try to get 1 kill

[soft coral]

extremely underrated bolty

if u get used to the 5 round mag

[viral egret]

it's a good gun

[soft coral]

thats what I said idiot

[fast garden]

its just very heavy, thats the main issue

[viral egret]

everytone js runs dvl or m700

[soft coral]

fucking parrot

[viral egret]

i have like never died to t5k

other than smugglers

[stark torrent]

Thee why is everyone speaking spanish on US East in Dota

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

better than russian tho

[fast garden]

UNITY ERROR LOADING INTO RESERVE

GG

[viral egret]

guys

what's the reason sv98 sucks

is it ergo?

[fast garden]

and bad muzzle velocity

[keen sparrow]

isn't it also just heavy af for no reason?

[fast garden]

for a bolt

[viral egret]

oh

[fast garden]

i always remember the weight being "fine"

nothing crazy in either direction

[viral egret]

880m/s mv

and 5kg

48.6 ergo is ok i guess but yeah that is slow

[fast garden]

base or OV stock

[viral egret]

not base

ov

[keen sparrow]

it's annoying when i'm doing Fishing Gear

[fast garden]

rip

[viral egret]

best i could do for ergo on it with a scope tbf

800 m/s being most with x54 bs is so shit

[fast garden]

yep

most others are 200-300m/s faster

even within the caliber

[viral egret]

yeah

[fast garden]

pkm is a better sniper

[viral egret]

like

SNB is what

875

and it does basically same shit

as BS

[soft coral]

weird glitch where firing it it has some delay or something idk if that got patched

[fast garden]

forgot about that too

[viral egret]

wild

[fast garden]

not sure if it was

[soft coral]

who am I kidding ofc it hasn't been patched

this is tarkov

[fast garden]

hasnt used it in ages

[viral egret]

hmm

i mean i used sv98 a bit so

i didnt notice a firing delay or smth

i only killed 1 guy with it tho so not enough experinece

[soft coral]

posture check tony

[stark torrent]

i died 3 times doing fishing gear this wipe

https://giphy.com/gifs/jane-doe-low-cortisol-HFu0nqxgvo6HD7PkCK

[keen sparrow]

garbage task

sit with your back to the road for a full fucking minute

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow

kino mod

[keen sparrow]

i'll pass, tbh i don't mind rain sounds

[native crypt]

its just too fucking loud

[native crypt]

Friend

[fast garden]

kappa soon just need random items i didnt keep and some of the new stuff

got very very lucky with bolty kills

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Tony: Is everybody in my life bananas or what?
@fast garden @stark torrent

so

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

lore accurate

[low iris]

i just got sent a gif that says "DONT COME TO FACTORY KID" and its a naked black man with his cock out with tagilla's helmet plate carrier and hammer

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-jumpscare-chewing-chewing-golden-freddy-fnaf-meme-gif-16501206565667789639

like what are we doing

[pseudo storm]

bro wtf

[keen sparrow]

ayo, did you put me in that shit?

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

send me that gif..

[native crypt]

Me too

[hollow patrol]

dont send it to him

[native crypt]

Sounds like someone who will be sent to factory

[hollow patrol]

dont come to factory kid

[stark torrent]

🐘

Xal my favourite buben

[stark torrent]

Cool shit ON

FPS Off

[keen sparrow]

This thing fucks

[low iris]

do you

like want it

fr

fr

cause if so imma send that shit and as soon as you favorite it im deleting it cause i dont want our dm to be like a single convo then tagilla with his BBC out

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[hollow patrol]

yes king

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-tulsi-gabbard-what-the-fuck-gif-16004723

[low iris]

nothing happened

[hollow patrol]

nothing happened

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dai-li-there-is-no-war-in-ba-sing-se-avatar-the-last-airbender-atla-gif-8637373311041898553

[compact knoll]

not yet

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

@fast garden @native crypt "HEY PROFESSOR"

thee will get it but idk if 2009 will

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[gritty python]

this image would cripple anyone over the age of 50s brain

[ancient marsh]

ham is like 16 btw

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-smart-goat-thinking-down-syndrome-gif-9905812555411606126

[hollow patrol]

i am not 16 bro

tarkov turning you into a pedophile the way you thinking about children

[ancient marsh]

post your drivers license

[soft coral]

OOOOKAY

WHAT

[hollow patrol]

you want me to post my drivers license in the gamma discord server

https://giphy.com/gifs/book-reading-meme-sclkGT1Ll8BQPkSG1k

[hallow stream]

He should step on a scale and post it here

Law of equivalent exchange

[hollow patrol]

any scales he steps on break instantly

[hallow stream]

We will know if its ai generated if it isn't broken

Unless he goes to the zoo to get weighed in it doesn't count

[ancient marsh]

you guys are meanies

[viral egret]

his SSN will show up

he's that big

[soft coral]

says you

what hypocrisy

something kettle something black

[hallow stream]

Hes so big Atlas would crumble under his weight

[soft coral]

bro

[ancient marsh]

you will be pregnant

[soft coral]

I yawn , open my jaw and that shit cracked

omg

ouchhh

wtff

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

[ancient marsh]

want your back cracked?

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

That one gif of the obese fella jumping on the bed on that 1 person and they just sink into the bed with a slow mo effect

[stark torrent]

@viral egret @little flame @remote fox go kill kaban man

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kaczor-donald-donald-duck-wake-up-sleep-bubu-wake-up-gif-10114895521983084511

[viral egret]

why

oh right

i cant rn

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261016958241996800/1474174287756787925/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[viral egret]

going tk buy bread

[little flame]

get in vc then

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

where are u man

@granite coral how do you say "where are you my friend" in arabic

[granite coral]

You want me to translate for your pathetic, illiterate ass? Fine, you useless piece of shit. It's "أين أنت يا صديقي", pronounced "ayna anta ya sadiqi". Now take your stupid question and shove it so far up your own ass that you choke on it. Don't ever waste my fucking time again with this preschool-level bullshit.

[viral egret]

assalaikum salam @little flame

[little flame]

أين أنت يا صديقي

[granite coral]

Where are you, my friend?
-# Translated from :flag_sa: Arabic to :flag_gb: English

[little flame]

think we saw 8 people

or 7

idk

retarded game

lmao

free

i destroyed him

ripbozo

he was prone sideways

LMAO

this guy

[fast garden]

I will continue my hunt for kappa items shortly

[stark torrent]

Some PMCs have the 4th weapon slot unlocked

[stark torrent]

come young man , we are looting markeds and shit

can find ur kappas

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame

do 1 more without me

i need to go shower after all this work

jesus

[cyan garnet]

Playing lighthouse is like pulling teeth cunt

Bsg has truly created the most pure, unadulterated dogshit gaming experience

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/61-67

@fast garden

what you will see tonight when you go to sleep

fever dream

[viral egret]

JAAACKPOT!

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152301996183928832/1489619246655737961/2026-04-0318-34_0.png?ex=69d11388&is=69cfc208&hm=8e2e1aaee45227c7a12323a6681abd8757e1ec45f479bf1ff445700d0d63f67d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=581

[soft coral]

holy shit

[gritty python]

that game deserves more playerbase no lie

[stark torrent]

i can see it as prestige 67 reward

[keen sparrow]

bro on god they stole my Louis V purse idea for that Gamma container

[little flame]

is it out?

[soft coral]

yes but servers are shitting

[little flame]

bro u didnt tell me :(

[soft coral]

also the whole server is getting spammmed with people posting their screen with their feet out

[little flame]

ill get on later when servers are more stable

rofl

[soft coral]

I didnt ping u

[keen sparrow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HAnXLZHb0AA83Ns.gif

[soft coral]

cuz I'll wait

its too chaotic nwo

[keen sparrow]

it's a show of affection

surely

[soft coral]

@stark torrent we ban for this

[gritty python]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I was excited for season 9 but Iwont play immediately

I'll wait for the stat monkeys to find the cool min max builds

a bunch is changed this season

[stark torrent]

animal

[keen sparrow]

no she's an android

[next temple]

you know who else is an android?

MY MO-

[keen sparrow]

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-gmod-garrys-mod-uma-musume-explode-gif-5761653789803854245

[soft coral]

they made a new character

we dont care

nothing but marksman

[keen sparrow]

bro, federal prisons in the US about to reach max occupancy, lmao

special kind of hell for hospice fraud btw, gotta be

Hospice = making people comfy as they die btw, for anyone that doesn't know

[soft coral]

WHERES THE GOD DAMN LEGHORN ROOSTER MAN

[keen sparrow]

up your butt

because it's a cock

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221588592844079104/1489621026324091021/IMG_1365.mov?ex=69d11530&is=69cfc3b0&hm=70cf9ba626bdf53f9c2daf4a489f86ab30ad6d9bc08efe33b74b20f36da92555&

this was posted by one of the main devs
@keen sparrow @stark torrent @little flame @gritty python

[keen sparrow]

brilliant, lol

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550867083685134371/1489613860938842276/HE8M_VIXMAARmeO.png?ex=69d10e84&is=69cfbd04&hm=10c6db608f458d79493b5b35b9bb1b2b3caea25e61a8ef0b02b738e5d76e0e86&

[soft coral]

real

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/completely-despicable-tulsi-gabbard-talking-speech-gif-15804447

bro's even got the glowing rims

people really just got nothing going on in their lives do they

[soft coral]

says you

[hallow stream]

scrolls through tarkov chat
sees 2B feet
yea I dont even gotta look at who posted it
fuck you rex

fuck you

[keen sparrow]

I have a reputation to uphold

[hallow stream]

you have image perms to be taken away

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-minaj-kiss-chiraqsnut-gif-24043500

[soft coral]

Fuckin' 'ell man

[keen sparrow]

oh rdr2 completionism is legendary

for one thing only

the gambling

idr if it was blackjack or poker

[soft coral]

completing the compendium is one thing however
100% completing EACH individual entry in the compendium is where boys get seperated from men

[soft coral]

has both

[keen sparrow]

right but one of them makes people drink

[soft coral]

though I completed each of the 10 gambling challenges

there is 2 more stranger mission strands to complete in chapter 4 which get unlocked after the gilded cage and then its off to chapter 5

[keen sparrow]

hit 3 times and everything?

[soft coral]

yes as I said

I completed EACH of the 10 challenges

[keen sparrow]

madlad

[soft coral]

only 2 i'm missing is herbalist

[little flame]

LMAO

[soft coral]

over 10k players minutes after the launc hof the season

Hero siege redemption arc needs to be studies

[keen sparrow]

https://fixvx.com/gunjunky/status/2039536417144021502?s=20

Gun Junky (@gunjunky)

Take a look at this P90 drum mag😏

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 2, 2026, 2:52 AM

things that shouldn't exist but do

[little flame]

https://www.google.com/search?q=jynxzi+fortnite+meme+typing&sca_esv=44946c6285386c20&biw=1920&bih=945&ei=9srPacWcMr_JwPAPvODv6A0&ved=0ahUKEwjF7_LV7tGTAxW_JBAIHTzwG90Q4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=jynxzi+fortnite+meme+typing&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiG2p5bnh6aSBmb3J0bml0ZSBtZW1lIHR5cGluZzIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABSPsHUDxYrQdwAXgAkAEAmAFdoAGnA6oBATe4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgigAr0DwgIIEAAY7wUYsAPCAgsQABiABBiiBBiwA8ICBRAhGJ8FwgIHECEYChigAZgDAIgGAZAGBZIHATigB-QasgcBN7gHugPCBwMzLjXIBwqACAE&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:80adb544,vid:U6-eXtG7SRQ,st:0

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

omg

jesus

get down mr president

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

https://www.tiktok.com/@wreckz76/video/7612868497260989727

[keen sparrow]

awwww

he sent you a hug Iedy

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

thats who gunned u down from the building

[keen sparrow]

what would happen to tapkob if there was a 100 round drum mag for the p90

[little flame]

wtf relax room

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-junior-poligonbotu-lEqwjZv0Afce878HU4

[little flame]

took out one bitty

[little flame]

iedy shot and dead

[stark torrent]

another blow for the working man

[little flame]

another blow huh

married to xal

[little flame]

i see

RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY

OFCC

LMAOOO

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/brownsugarapp-90s-devastating-dramatic-crying-d7rvF20PqNuGKSQGhf

[little flame]

bury iedy man

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907084529787895898/1489641542774951946/content.png?ex=69d1284b&is=69cfd6cb&hm=823d560d2382f10ab23e82b73d52a557f18252b6317e925b942602e78e5cc8fd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1191&height=1303

[little flame]

ai slop

ew

[keen sparrow]

does pressing R over a gun reload it in vanilla eft?

am i crazy or am i just now finding out about this

[soft coral]

no

unless it was added after I stopped playing

[keen sparrow]

must be the UI QOL mod then

[viral egret]

john ibeenprofen

[soft coral]

normally u gotta right click then click reload

[keen sparrow]

okay but you should use them

This isn't skyrim you don't have to hoard potions for a whole playthough, lol

[viral egret]

i do

[soft coral]

I know for a fact u dont

[viral egret]

but every time i go inter once i leave iwth like 1-2 ibus and atleast 1 golden or vaseline

[soft coral]

U never prepain

[viral egret]

ive become anxious when i get so much loot to where i deadass always have pk on

i used a whole ibu in 1 raid

[soft coral]

I mean thats what I did every raid

unless we were camping

[keen sparrow]

as soon as i load into a raid it's SJ12, SJ6, and golden star. immediately.

hitting more needles than a body-builder in the 80s

[viral egret]

bro u play spt u need to run from the predators

[soft coral]

no need for all those tbh

[viral egret]

bd will hunt u down like the covenant

[soft coral]

pk is fine

[keen sparrow]

do you have anything to mention besides SPT and jail?

broken record at this point

that's what i thought

lol WHAT???

[blazing basin]

France loves murderin

[keen sparrow]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/30/trial-opens-masonic-lodge-network-paris-freemason-mafia-france

holy fucking shit it's real

[soft coral]

Fam this isn't the daily bugle what are you posting

[keen sparrow]

you're one to talk

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

naw

[keen sparrow]

mr Diablo clone servers are on fire

[soft coral]

this diablo clone is fun as fuck

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1488529169334669512/image.png?ex=69d110d1&is=69cfbf51&hm=0d44b0d00bf5fd9b499abc97cf52d6e0934ad7349fec35d0b26bbd99e3e5cf80&

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467017687124414554/1468913000844103792/IMG_1015.gif

[little flame]

i literally just said that in vc

sharing 1 braincell

[remote fox]

They got caught after they went after a Mossad agent

[keen sparrow]

[remote fox]

I can't...

[keen sparrow]

who tf needs fiction when you can jsut read news in 2026

eat your heart out Kojima, real life is fucking cooked

[soft coral]

@little flame

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

same energy

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[ancient marsh]

china jumpscare

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

P!CRYON

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[stark torrent]

Alle : M60 has no recoil but its 13kg very heavy

cryon : Yes but thats only with ammo in it

[little flame]

aint got no gas in it

[remote fox]

@little flame

[little flame]

NOOOOO

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ElevenSportsBE-sweden-zlatan-ibrahimovic-k5aC8FPY56rcUz0kIE

[ancient marsh]

to mitigate that drawback, cryon brings an M60 with no ammo in it

much lighter this way!

[keen sparrow]

arg, too bad i brought ammo for this Barrett, it would be much lighter without ammo

[soft coral]

zamn , ass itches

@keen sparrow @keen sparrow i blame you

[little flame]

BROO I JUST SAID THIS

[keen sparrow]

why do you blame me

Are you implying i put it in your butt?

[soft coral]

no

also

im in kaufland right
we buying food
mom asks what the schnitzel is from since it can be from different meats
the woman on the other end LOOKS HER DEAD IN THE EYE and says "meat "
@little flame @keen sparrow @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden

i nearly burst out laughing

[little flame]

holy guacamole thats alot of honor

https://klipy.com/gifs/sushichaeng-chips

artjom rn

cmon bruh

[stark torrent]

i am schnitzeling

[viral egret]

holy ammo haul

[native crypt]

And to think that wouldn't be a problem if we brought back the death penalty by firing squad

[hallow stream]

that wafer is fire

[gritty python]

still debating on if i want to get to high exarch with the empire or if i want to commit nuclear war crimes against them in my playthru

[soft coral]

fatass

OOOOOOOO

though

I'm the one to talk with my big bottle of pepsi zero

@keen sparrow Ifeel like a 300 pound american

gonna go shopping in one of those electric motor cars

[soft coral]

like they do no TLC

[soft coral]

panic art studios are literally like bsg

season 9 drops
servers completely shit the bed

and due to that they miscalculate everyone's gold

[little flame]

building an nl btw

[soft coral]

feliz anal?

[viral egret]

????

[soft coral]

good evening good sir

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-nickelodeon-bob-esponja-Dps6uX4XPOKeA

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh isaac players sacrificing their newborn for a chance to get brimstone

[soft coral]

bro got the freddy krueger jumper

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @viral egret @stark torrent @little flame

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

When the grenade goes up the ass.

[little flame]

????????? lvl 78

[viral egret]

@little flame

typa gun i run

[little flame]

????????????????????????????????????????????????

GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPBS

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-tom-and-jerry-the-end-trendizisst-gif-26412653

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/farting-true

@ancient marsh

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS-NIkmbo9k

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-ultimate-custom-night-ucn-gif-9084129085048418884

thee when he doesnt find the kappa item

[little flame]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

"Oh man it's 5 AM, i hope i don't lo-"

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @fast garden

jumpscare warning

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mrcMlXr3coPEP043L?invite=cr-MSxMNkYsMTc3NTg0MTk3

https://klipy.com/gifs/ruh-ruh

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jV-gQFjFahk?si=DS6W05xU6QSTqIs9

LMFAO

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @fast garden @remote fox

avg instagram

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

I'm a fucking idiot

[blazing basin]

Yo Rex #🎪bruh-fart message

[keen sparrow]

ty, can't wait for my 24hr mute

my gf's brother had the gall to ask me if i was cut or not

[blazing basin]

I mean

[keen sparrow]

because he wanted to ask me for cleaning tips

for cleaning his tip

[blazing basin]

[keen sparrow]

fucking moron

lol

[native crypt]

you could also just regularly bathe to

[keen sparrow]

i've heard that the skin can just harden too

[blazing basin]

yep #🎪bruh-fart message

[keen sparrow]

like

wtf

[blazing basin]

wdym?

[keen sparrow]

jsut cut that shit off and pray bruh

you need it about as much as you do an appendix, lmao

[blazing basin]

thats tough

[keen sparrow]

could you imagine one day getting up to piss and not being able to roll your shit back

fuuuuck that

[native crypt]

https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Ironflesh

👍🏻

[blazing basin]

but it says that it happens if you don't wash

so thats on you...

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707577964815974521/1204799618077163530/caption.gif

i don't wanna know about your dick

[blazing basin]

ok

[fast garden]

i love fence

[brave aspen]

ROLL YOUR SHIT BACK???????

i’m not even mad honestly

“roll” is just such a fucking savage word choice

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

real men keep the hood down and shotgun everywhere @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[viral egret]

huh a new small patch

i wonder what they broke this time around

[soft coral]

Wtf

https://tenor.com/view/idris-elba-choking-cant-breathe-gif-14905459

[viral egret]

that's new?

i dont recall seeing that tab

[soft coral]

it is

season 9

[viral egret]

gonna boot it up and play

see whats new

[soft coral]

a lot is new

[viral egret]

aight

[soft coral]

I wont play since I wanna finish rdr2

[viral egret]

damn

is this any good

[soft coral]

BRO

I haven't played

I DONT KNOW

its a new season

people will need like a month probably

to find teh new items and all the new tech

man

[viral egret]

i just got drive-by'd

[stark torrent]

Smelly

[ancient marsh]

bro WHAT

[compact knoll]

we chill?

we werent

dumb bitch

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/73L5SUGLu-k?si=LsGpIfrt-GZgC44H

[viral egret]

open vo

key case, red and violet

anjd a taiga

god bless

why was bro prone

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

[little flame]

"acum"

cumge

@viral egret @ancient marsh @stark torrent tarkob?

[viral egret]

sure

im in reserve raid rn

[little flame]

ill get on if others get on

[viral egret]

alr

[keen sparrow]

P!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

fuck u doing this for

who invited this guy

[keen sparrow]

Even Paul had a thorn in his side, that for all his prayer and supplication, was never removed

[keen sparrow]

Quit acting high and mighty just because you play a game a certain way fuckboy, you ain’t shit

[viral egret]

talking on socrates level

and as annoying as socrates

js stfu and go back to sleep unc

it's nap time

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

I gotta order thermal paste, my CPU was reaching 100C just idling last night

P!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

I’m not the one with his own server command to his name

[viral egret]

im not thte one with a felony

am i

[soft coral]

crash ya car cuz you're starting at a chicks ass
be a man.

[keen sparrow]

And?

What else

Is that it?

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow hallo

hello mr amerikanski

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-minaj-hey-hi-hello-wave-gif-5539923

[keen sparrow]

A felony can be expunged but you’re gonna be stupid for the rest of your life

[soft coral]

WOAH

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-26988716

[stark torrent]

@little flame @viral egret @remote fox hop on tarkov

[viral egret]

bet

[soft coral]

are you afraid to shoot or what

[viral egret]

i missed the first shot and i didnt see where he went

i checked the bushes after and he vanished like houdini

[keen sparrow]

Find another game

[viral egret]

find another parole officer

[keen sparrow]

Don’t need one

Find another game

[keen sparrow]

Those are for people released on parole from prison retard

[little flame]

sniffa

[viral egret]

i dont really care to document myself on american prison shit when i live in romania

[keen sparrow]

Holy fucking shit, just don;t speak on things you know nothing about

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-sniff-16

[viral egret]

not my can of jail

[keen sparrow]

This is like me commenting on balkan politics

[viral egret]

speaking of that why are you so grumpy

did you wake up on the wrong side of the cell

?

[little flame]

calm down ladies

[keen sparrow]

I can’t use my PC because my thermal paste is dust

What would you do?

[viral egret]

replace it?

[little flame]

bro

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

No shit sister

[little flame]

3 days late

man

[viral egret]

go buy new mx-6 or whatever

whats the best paste now

[little flame]

67

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[keen sparrow]

Problem is i live in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere, nothing open rn, and it;s an hour drive to the nearest best buy to even get something like that

[viral egret]

gg

[soft coral]

takes shot
doesn't move literally stands infront of a tree
guys I didn't see where he went

U can't be serious

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[stark torrent]

Catge

[soft coral]

omay gahhhh red dead 2 has a frame rate bugged mission

always exciting to see those in a game

[little flame]

RMTER FINAL BOSS

ITS GONE NOW

LMAO

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh whered u go

[cyan garnet]

holy rmt

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox @glacial haven forgot about the time lowtiergod last in street fighter to a trans person, which then proceeded to pick him up into the air

LTG is wearing jeans

@fast garden

@compact knoll

[viral egret]

dale got snatched

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

[glacial haven]

from street fighter to smash bros

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

Concordia loot

[viral egret]

peak raid went

@compact knoll @fast garden got laggy on streets, restart game

wait 8 mins to load in

xal killed a guy who was sitting waiting for me to be back

i load in went up

bounced a rpd shot

xal headshots me

[ancient marsh]

to be fair we were cqc and cryon was right in front of the guy

[viral egret]

yeah i ate the shot that wouldve hit you

i had 2 injuries

PS blunt

pab-9 gs

[viral egret]

@stark torrent i have to do something , just dump everything

its dire matters so i gotta go for a raid or 2

[ancient marsh]

died to cheater

I WAS WEARING A PRISTINE ALTYN

@fast garden @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

this game is ass

17 mins loading into streets

[little flame]

[little flame]

lmao

[cyan garnet]

sensational

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

50 meter cockshit

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mrxLTTAZXntBY_2zX?invite=cr-MSx0ZXUsMTc3NTg0MTk3

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

Lock in bro

[little flame]

nice raid

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

i just saw bro

he's 230cm and 170kg

one knee is like a honda civic running you over, and then backing up over your skull

[viral egret]

apparently i killed one @little flame

headshot by f1 is insane

[little flame]

@stark torrent good luck in the depths of birmingham hell

aka swamp

valheim

[stark torrent]

😘

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155875821437857873/1485675602932662412/20260323_182353.jpg?ex=69d28cba&is=69d13b3a&hm=d6d4cd9135cd40940818c5c33761c23b5bf77cdb14828e007acf457286b8af62&

[gritty python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOcg-AdC2Y8

love it when this graces my youtube feeds

[ancient marsh]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWF6XfSjFl1/?igsh=M3o0Z2ZqcGZlbHBn

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

YOU know who im talking about

@fast garden forgot to tag u

[remote fox]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

P!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

always the felon joining in

it's like its prison showers all over again

[little flame]

bro is dragging this bit longer than ninja with the low taper fade meme

chill out bruh

[stark torrent]

calm down cryon

[viral egret]

gonna drag it as long asd he drags the P! cryon without even being invited to the tarkov club

he has only a faint idea why p! cryon is a command

[little flame]

sigma

https://klipy.com/gifs/sigma-64

so tuff bro

https://klipy.com/gifs/tuff-sick

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1489895490085453914/image.png?ex=69d2bd8d&is=69d16c0d&hm=30b95e3169f321c41a2cea4956836530a91636528b639c129fab408fddebc967&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1490103043805417493/image.png?ex=69d2d61a&is=69d1849a&hm=ca1bd9ae663fff29ab8a40062e43dd7d05fc8c4c39f89182d315d7f951adc668&

we back in business boys

I'm also just getting a new PC next month for 2,200$

[ancient marsh]

Will it get more fps than a wii when running spt?

[calm pollen]

Tagilla cannibal corpsed me and hammer smashed my face

[keen sparrow]

what kind of question is that

[ancient marsh]

I've seen the gameplay, its a genuine question

[keen sparrow]

go look in the mirror and say that question out loud

[ancient marsh]

You could just answer it

[keen sparrow]

If i get an AMD processor, probably, maybe

we all know that hardware doesn't actually make this pos run well

[ancient marsh]

What fps did the original NES run on

[ancient marsh]

Mine does

[keen sparrow]

yeah because you make it look like it's running on an NES

crank that texture resolution to high with SSR set to max at 2K resolution, then we'll talk

[ancient marsh]

Is your perfect gameplay a blender render?

Why not like pay someone to play a raid and then send you like 20 screenshots upscaled to 8k after

[keen sparrow]

do you have a job?

like, what do you do exactly?

[ancient marsh]

Im a full time student

With a clean criminal record

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

And no violent history

Never been in a fight middle school

Since*

Dont drink dont smoke dont do drugs

Anything else you wanna know

[keen sparrow]

did your mother raise you to talk to people like this on the internet?

[ancient marsh]

I dont think your mother raised you at all

[keen sparrow]

that's not what i asked

[ancient marsh]

Why do you think you are in a position to talk about upbringing, violent criminal?

Drunkenly strangling people

[keen sparrow]

would your mother be proud of her son telling people to kill themselves on a daily basis?

like if you sat next to her and read your chats out loud

[ancient marsh]

.

[keen sparrow]

k you're deflecting

[ancient marsh]

Im sorry man dont choke me

Stay away from the four lokos

[keen sparrow]

can't answer a yes or no question

[ancient marsh]

Who did you even choke?

Someone said it was a woman but I refuse to believe that

[keen sparrow]

That's odd i never said who it was so how would they even know

He was a friend of mine that couldn't keep his mouth shut around my other friends

The kind of person that just says really dumb shit and makes it really hard to defend him.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-strangle-homer-bart-hurt-gif-16889632

[keen sparrow]

Whatever dude, lol

Waste of time

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

wasnt a waste of time when you strangled your friend

[keen sparrow]

oh look who decided to crawl out of xalrider's ass to chime in

has he been feeding you well?

[viral egret]

uou know

id reply

with something vile

[keen sparrow]

do it pussy

[viral egret]

but i dont feel like joining on the second hate train of a felon

[keen sparrow]

good god, what would you people even talk about if i hadn't disclosed my record

[viral egret]

you playing spt

[keen sparrow]

That's it?

Crazy

[viral egret]

idk

you liking therapist

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[compact knoll]

@fast garden you working?

[stark torrent]

time to stop cryon

[viral egret]

i did, i gotta chill before i get muted

[brave aspen]

i like crayon

[fast garden]

Edna mode

Never give internet strangers ammunition

[fast garden]

I’m tired boss

Back to back 12 hrs while family is away

I get to go home and avoid stepping on leftover mouse from the cats

Since they have been out all day

[fast garden]

who is my husband

[compact knoll]

no one

you have been locked in a room for the last 30 days

and im sending you to cuba next

[keen sparrow]

not Brazil?

[fast garden]

who is my child

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

[calm pollen]

american scav

[fast garden]

alr man

[stark torrent]

How are they not coming back knocked up

[soft coral]

Bro spraying it like some cat who dont listen

[keen sparrow]

I’m getting a new PC

This thing is fucked.

[soft coral]

you didn't change the paste or what

[keen sparrow]

I just changed the paste today

And it is still acting up

[soft coral]

u removed the plastic cover on the cooler?

[keen sparrow]

Yes, lol

As i sit here and type on the ipad, all 10 of my cores are at 100C

[soft coral]

then its the cooler

[keen sparrow]

The AIO is fine, one tube is hot, the other is not

[soft coral]

or your pc is infected and is mining bitcoin

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, it started doing this while playing spt last night so, that checks out

[soft coral]

lesson learned

dont download random mods

[stark torrent]

AIO is prob clogged or shit

[stark torrent]

@fast garden happiness is when i open Fence and i buy 3 6B45 rigs with class VI plates in it for less than a Korund from Prapor

[ancient marsh]

oh that was YOUU

my bad gang

[cyan garnet]

Absolutely dunked on the retard camping my spawn in labrys

It took me like not even 30 seconds to find my key and get out idk how he got there that quickly

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

Have you heard about spraying female cats

[blazing basin]

Spaying

[stark torrent]

No

[viral egret]

gotta kill killa

[little flame]

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

@remote fox @viral egret @little flame @ancient marsh run some streetos ?

get some g00p

[ancient marsh]

can we do some cultists

i still need

🥺

[stark torrent]

ye go woods night with thermies

[viral egret]

couldnt see thermal

[compact knoll]

everything is fucked

so we are cheating @fast garden

[viral egret]

bp is so common bro

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-sanitar-labs-gif-19854882

[viral egret]

real and true

[compact knoll]

he did what?

[little flame]

[soft coral]

does it count if theres an S infront of it?

@stark torrent

it doesnt right?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-curry-nba-legends-golden-state-warriors-steph-curry-gif-26163672

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

tsk tsk

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-fortnite-fortnite-ishowspeed-cheeks-ishowspeed-blow-gif-8384090200881199846

[viral egret]

darkness??

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gXr_KdGNzwU

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812054091479384134/837030853472550932/image0.gif

This is better

[fast garden]

Someone make weapon camos work on everything in spt better so bsg can steal it pls

[keen sparrow]

Telling the weapon camo mod author to kill themselves, brb

[soft coral]

he made those in paint right?

right?

[keen sparrow]

Their file starts with ARENA

I don’t play trash so idk, is this from arena?

[soft coral]

hired ops had camos too

[soft coral]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there straight up stole the hired ops camos

[keen sparrow]

He’s just screaming ‘FATHER’

Lol

[low iris]

ik

[keen sparrow]

We’ll see

You could cover your gun in ✡️ and pics of epstein if you wanted to, lol

This is a floodgate being opened

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-dark-rouge-one-star-wars-gif-23794050

[winged mica]

Hentai Multicam

[glacial haven]

Exclusive access granted to PRIVATE SECTOR (it's a kindergarten)

[blazing basin]

Camo on guns? Nice

[keen sparrow]

This is actually kinda huge because if you ever wanted to camo a gun, you were doing a whole weapon container bundle

Now any joe shmoe can do camos, you don’t have to have unity sdk, substance painter, blender, vscodium…

I guess what it’s doing is stenciling the .png onto the gun the same way blood and bullet holes get applied as decals

So the guy had to make it so the weapon camo wouldn’t apply to hands on accident too

[ancient marsh]

Who care

[blazing basin]

Can you apply a transparent png?

would that do anaything?

[keen sparrow]

Probably

[keen sparrow]

Go die in a fire you miserable asshole

[keen sparrow]

Apparently .gifs could work to, which is just bonkers to even think about

[ancient marsh]

Didnt answer the question

[keen sparrow]

Well wind is asking about it so people do

[keen sparrow]

Has a whole ps style layer system too

[ancient marsh]

Grown man

[keen sparrow]

I cropped a screenshot retard

[blazing basin]

uhoh

[fast garden]

Yep

[blazing basin]

b*ykisser posting is banned

[keen sparrow]

Whatever

I think a client mod that adds scratch decals as your mastery with a gun goes higher would be interesting

[soft coral]

based

[keen sparrow]

Could absolutely smatter a gun with hello kitty stickers now

Hello Kitty Barrett in Tarkov

[short cove]

i returned from like a whole ass week of epstein island vacation and ts is what i see

you should consider blowing it smooth off

[keen sparrow]

I’m eating easter candy with my son

[short cove]

CE?

[short cove]

nvm, i wish you a happy easter

[compact knoll]

isnt compatible with multiplaye

[keen sparrow]

Happy egg day broski

[native crypt]

This as a camo

[short cove]

i do not trust people who play rimworld w others

thats like saying "yeah trust i cleaned that needle"

[compact knoll]

thats fine by me

[short cove]

bro abi fucking sucks even more then i thought now

imagine spending like 600k of materials on like 10 rounds of t6 ammo

fucking 5 338 rounds for like 250k of materials

jesus christ

thats a whole ass mag and the craft probably takes like 12 hours

@glacial haven is wallpaper engine mining w my cpu rn

14700k and i am just looking at a gif playing

[glacial haven]

is that some 8k or 16k gif?

[native crypt]

Trolled by wallpaper engine, a classic

[short cove]

ts should not go this high

[glacial haven]

i mean, i don't know how wallpaper engine renders it, it might just downscale it

[short cove]

like its a simple gif from like a dbd reveal trailer, it did play like smooth asf before

[glacial haven]

just restart wallpaper engine, maybe it's a bug of some sort

[native crypt]

It's because the computer's machine spirit is revolted by dbd

As it should

[blazing basin]

unhandled loop

[short cove]

now it chill

[low iris]

wallpaper engine is a scam

[native crypt]

True

[soft coral]

wallpaper engine lmao
make a in game screenshot that looks cool and use that

like a man

[native crypt]

Vacation photos to

[soft coral]

too ,too

[native crypt]

2 even

[viral egret]

i like the windows 7 background

so i just use it as my wallpaper