💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

poster plant i think

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-goofy-speech-bubble-speech-gif-12344377276884596562

[compact knoll]

so we are posting random gifs

[viral egret]

it's not jewelry i was in the room below knight

i called it jewelry room because i forgot the name of it

[compact knoll]

so you gave dogshit comms

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

THERE ISNT EVEN A JEWELYRY SPAWN THERE

WHY DID YOU CALL IT THAT

[viral egret]

fire daily

[viral egret]

bro asking me as if i would know why

that clip is like 2 months old

[compact knoll]

what you cant explain your desicion?

are you retarded?

[viral egret]

i thought its jewelry room thats all i can explain

holy delayed spawns even solo

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-in-discord-christina-grimmie-the-matchbreaker-gif-11406760590996544617

sees something something Cryon

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

bro

p!rexana and it shows each time you thirsted for therapist

god bless i walked by a unexppecting bush i got shot by a svds and 2 mp5s

3k hours and hes camping in the most random spot

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

i hope one day you get banned for these emojis

a person can only wish

[keen sparrow]

Elvira Khabibullina My Beloved

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412848288733986828/1464743159803150589/attachment.gif

i just wanna do my last sbih on iinterchange but i can't even get on a rock

[keen sparrow]

having fun?

[viral egret]

actually yes

because i know if i finish this i can actually run a normal gun

[soft coral]

brother just cheese it ffs

youre already going to hell for playing tarkov its fine if u cheese it

[viral egret]

how tf do u want me to cheese shooterborn

[soft coral]

I did it

[viral egret]

im doing ts solo ion got anyone to pull mexico strat

[soft coral]

cheezed GZ and uhhh intershit

[viral egret]

gz might be one of the easier ones to do

just rush the spawn with marlin

shoreline and lighthouse are evil

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/wq9deTUvcy0?si=zqpvf1kD6cYcF-IW
@stark torrent throwback

[viral egret]

atleast reserve you can find a guy on dome sometimes

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/U7PbIC7kFDk?si=nqNFfUgUy5YgBiYs

the edits of this guy

Pure cinema

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[gritty python]

interesting they aren’t making the show after this anymore

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Only with eod/unheard/seperate paid access

Wait that’s for coop

Nvm

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

Idk man put the bsg paid additions in the bag

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1488709262724038757/image.png?ex=69ce6ccb&is=69cd1b4b&hm=87999ac6081aa5e990f9e8030bb8fce6b6ebe153b0c58696647f24864ae18355&

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden i just realized, is trans visibility on april fools?

[fast garden]

I love the Japanese

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

[fast garden]

It’s the day before I think

Idk

I only saw shit about it yesterday, which was the 31st

[ancient marsh]

its ok youre still our valid little t girl

🫶🏿

[fast garden]

Is this what it feels like when the government forcibly converts people

[ancient marsh]

canadian MAID

but we put you in a MAID dress

[ancient marsh]

(medical assistance in dying)

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

i know the kind of services Thee does at work

https://giphy.com/gifs/dexter-season-1-GrMRh6ukoIMhpkeTHM

[viral egret]

yeah instead of suicide you get euthanzed or whatever

[ancient marsh]

i dont get it

[glacial haven]

I bet he falls for the hole in the pocket trick a whole lot

[ancient marsh]

...what do you think those 2 words mean

[viral egret]

it's what i said but shortform

[keen sparrow]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[viral egret]

i still don't understand why or how is this necessary to their survival as a

[ancient marsh]

you are shortform on some IQ points

[fast garden]

Go home and lay down because I am ill hooray

[viral egret]

what is their president even doing anymore

[ancient marsh]

trans girl period cramps

[compact knoll]

cum cramps

[remote fox]

Cryon comes in with the Confucius tier Haikus.

[compact knoll]

i have them too

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

stummy ache, from all the cummies

[fast garden]

What the hell man

[keen sparrow]

he's got a cummy ache

[ancient marsh]

ive literally seen people claiming to have period cramps

[remote fox]

That would be the kidney stones.

[viral egret]

from all the monster he drinks

[keen sparrow]

statements of the delusional and mentally unsound

[ancient marsh]

...how could you have your uterus squeezing, without a uterus

[glacial haven]

Homorrhoids

[viral egret]

magic

[ancient marsh]

that would get me muted

[fast garden]

That was the implication cryon yes

[ancient marsh]

i have trans period cramps after morning coffee

[remote fox]

I spat out my coke.

[ancient marsh]

then do a big boybortion in the bathroom

[remote fox]

You fuck.

[glacial haven]

The only one that can mute me is Discord, so I am fine

[viral egret]

why is interchange so dead

[keen sparrow]

uh oh

what are they up to this time

[glacial haven]

You're welcome

[viral egret]

is this the medal they give Canadian MAID workers after 1000 people get "helped"

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/you-already-know-the-office-dwight-gif-16954116657958104662

[remote fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[keen sparrow]

oh nvm

just the usual

anyways

[viral egret]

isnt israel the first country to do this after nazi germany

[keen sparrow]

that i do not know

[fast garden]

I predict that this server might eventually gain a deadlock channel

[ancient marsh]

not biased at all

[fast garden]

We have war thunder, tarkov, and helldivers

[glacial haven]

If I play the game again at some point and have some sort of fun playing it, sure

[fast garden]

We have had POE and I’m sure some others in the past as well

[glacial haven]

That one had a shorter lifespan than some compromised accounts on this server

[viral egret]

saw that channel once

[fast garden]

I also think that there’s enough people in the server that I’ve seen talk about it that it might get some traction, especially when the game launches

[viral egret]

didnt see it a 2nd time

i think

[fast garden]

I don’t even know if that channel lasted 3 months

[ancient marsh]

who lasts longer
the bay harbor stretcher alt?
or
poe channel

[fast garden]

New promo code

BITCOINS

[glacial haven]

15 left halve bitcoins

[fast garden]

That would almost be better than what it actually is

[glacial haven]

what is it

[fast garden]

Some toy guns, which you need for the reshala quest

[viral egret]

theres no way

LOOOOOL

sbih on interchange done gg

what is my man running

he had a scope but i took it

impacts ftw killed both the guy and myself

idk what this guy was doing but i thank him

[next temple]

no

japan has hangings as death penalty

[viral egret]

against a specific type of people?

[next temple]

against criminals who were judged yeah

[remote fox]

Criminals?

[viral egret]

i guess

yeah

never using m1a again bro

this shit sucks dick and balls

[next temple]

its nothing new when a country gives terrorists a death penalty lol

Europe did it all the time back in the day, even after world war 2

only really stopped in 2000s

[viral egret]

valid

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah wasn't saddam hussein hanged?

[ancient marsh]

he got therapy

[remote fox]

👉 👈

[viral egret]

matching faster on lh than interchange

double thorax shot gg

mdr with a holo

wouldve been nice if i couldve hit a headshot but gg

[soft coral]

whats the drop on thats rifle

[viral egret]

good question

[stark torrent]

bro didnt care

the audacity to get shot and still peek and then headshot you , absolute cinema

[soft coral]

love the 0.5s headshot

while moving

[viral egret]

i was wsatching him for 5 mins

i couldn't get a single liike

even angle

until the end of that clip

[soft coral]

tbh your angle is ass

youre lower

[viral egret]

bro i couldn't get a better angle at all

[soft coral]

and the mountain has a slight "lip" to it

[viral egret]

he oversaw the whole blue chalet

so

[soft coral]

which u can sort of hide behind as he does

you'll get em eventually

[viral egret]

atleast i did interchange today

lh will be a pain in the ass

[soft coral]

also the fk u staying in the open like that for

[viral egret]

i think i might just get a axmc, 20x and go farm on lh island

[viral egret]

i checked the whole right side no people at all, and i saw this guy and i didnt really move

greedy for that kill

srprised i lived that long with how open i was

[soft coral]

exactly

cryon be like: damn how did I die.
@stark torrent

[native crypt]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

and he ONLY pings me

what did he mean by this

[native crypt]

Lazy

[soft coral]

real

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/otHn2DGHvQg?si=UAx2J91Z6Wpfydce
@native crypt

I'm on 1 hour of peak

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent friend is doing terminal

reshala spawns

pushes him with blicky

blacks out arm and gives heavy bleed

he did it

only 3 attempts

i think they changed BD

they nerfed black div 100%

[stark torrent]

they prob did , they used to insta headshot when tigz did it

[fast garden]

They were kinda insane

[compact knoll]

@fast garden do something

[fast garden]

i layed down for a nap3 hrs ago

just got up

i feel like shit

[compact knoll]

stream for me

i want to sit in the cuck chair

[fast garden]

ok

give me a sec

[fast garden]

critical launcher update on april fools

ok

[soft coral]

oh noooo

[compact knoll]

@fast garden i go bed man

[fast garden]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[fast garden]

tarkin is gods gift to tarkov players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s25LZtCrxQ

im dying

[keen sparrow]

dude definitely knows his way around Unity

[fast garden]

yeah its amazing what he does

[keen sparrow]

[low iris]

look at friends discord 4 of them plahying tarkov

look inside its PVE

theyre all kiteed out and it makes me cry knowing we wont do this in PVP because they have gear fear

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

pve

full stack

[low iris]

they refuse to play pvp

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/JFEOFTZtm1o?si=H3Vei8zVWYiOWcni

[cyan garnet]

doing assessment rn

what a ball crushing experience

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

Don't think I have played the game ever since 1.0 released, mostly because I am kinda waiting for seasonal characters

[winged mica]

I could either

Play a teeribly made PvE game but experience Story

Or play a better made PvE experience but no story mode

[glacial haven]

I bought Tarkov as a Multiplayer experience, as a matter of fact, I bought the Edge of Darkness edition for the Multiplayer experience because the game is pretty good at what it does.

I played PvE for the Story, did not like the Story and didn't finish it either because it falls extremely flat, you're doing all of this for a cutscene that slightly changes depending on your chosen ending but I licked blood and wouldn't mind playing again but not on the current terms

No wipe, everyone has everything, nothing is worth shit, then you can also just go and play PvE, the difference is negligible

[winged mica]

I mean I used to do PvP Tarkov but lately I dont like PvP games anymore

So I decided to play PvE cuz I got cheap EoD edition

[glacial haven]

And to be entirely honest, the PvE Experience costs extra, either through the additional purchase or through a more expensive edition and they do fuck all to make it even somewhat enjoyable, hate PvE, hate every single person playing it but Prestige Levels should also be in PvE, I can't imagine it being that much work to add some sort of persistent state for the profile and the AI being that lobotimized is honestly also a wild choice

It feels like shooting a wooden cutout of a person

Unless it's some Boss Companion AI, then it rips you apart the moment you even dare to peak it twice, the entire thing is unbalanced

[keen sparrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/vrT8aZsmnG

So let me get this straight

BSG grabbed a tarkin video that hasn’t been seen outside of discord, put their watermark on it, and are acting like they added/are adding ladders to eft

[ancient marsh]

Self-soothing mantra

[fast garden]

theres no way.

[keen sparrow]

Where there’s a will

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Yeah

Where’s that freak with the cat pfp that says bsg never steals modders’ ideas

@wintry ridge

They straight up ripped a tarkin video

This also confirms what we’ve always suspected. That there’s a mole.

We’re pretty sure there’s a BSG employee skulking around the WTT server

[ancient marsh]

Again

Do bsg not ask the simple question "why?"

Before trying to add a feature

Why add climbable ladders?

[cyan garnet]

No

[glacial haven]

Higher ground to enable no gravity to fly around the map

[keen sparrow]

lol, wait

what if you're carrying 70KG going up a ladder

do both arm and leg stamina drain as you move up?

can you stall on the ladder to get stamina back?

what if you bottom out on stamina mid-climb? do you fall off the ladder and snap your shit?

[keen sparrow]

SPT is the dinner table of ideas and live players are the dogs getting scraps

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969817888552800296/1012693790693265408/IMG_3964.gif

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[keen sparrow]

i'll let y'all know how it feels before it hits live next patch

[tame dawn]

If amands graphics, borkel nvg, and Sain isn't enough to convince them, let them have scraps.

I just wish BSG would go full shameless and start stealing mods.

[keen sparrow]

I legit would just shrug if they had asked to put any of my guns in

'fuck it, we ball'

They could fix the shit i couldn't because they have the actual fucking tools too, wow

[tame dawn]

BSG reading over the mods they stole:

(They finally noticed the spelling errors)

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-spider-man-peanut-butter-gif-27176764

me when i get bsg

[brave aspen]

yep

that’s immediately what i would do if i were in a position of power there worried about SPT sucking people away

[brave aspen]

nice lmk

i’m just dropping by to lurk tarkov content as i am battling another absolutely crippling gamma addiction

gotta keep the backup addiction within sniffable range

[keen sparrow]

First they gotta set up feature polling. ask everyone via a GUI in the game if they want a feature added, yes or no. if yes is chosen 75% or more, it gets added.

Then they need to enable feature toggles in PVE

so you can turn shit on and off when you're not playing online

[brave aspen]

IMO also let people have modded servers like arma

[tame dawn]

I can smell the -40fps from here

[brave aspen]

smell that son? that’s your CPU bottlenecking human ash

[tame dawn]

slaps roof of 7900x3D

This badboy isnt doing SHIT

GOOD LUCK

[brave aspen]

the other day i saw a comment on a tarkov vid

“my brand new laptop comes next week, im SO stoked to get into tarkov finally”

i replied

“buddy uhhh what are the specs?”

no answer

[keen sparrow]

bro unintentionally bought a new space heater

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

[cyan garnet]

most intelligent tarkov discord user "you only need 16g ram"

[brave aspen]

oh my god

[keen sparrow]

let me load into crustoms to try out these ladders, you can look at my RAM usage

[brave aspen]

mom i need money for LADDER RAM

[cyan garnet]

"I get 60 fps on streets with 16g of ram"
Impressive, very nice, now lets see paul allens frames

[brave aspen]

HAHAHA

“oh my god he even has a vortex razor “

[cyan garnet]

the tasteful thickness of it

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-26282297

[keen sparrow]

yeah okay buddy

[cyan garnet]

oh my god he even has a red dot on top of the vortex

[brave aspen]

“paul allen doesn’t have the frames”

“that’s simply not possible”

“why not you stupid bastard?!”

“because i played streets and customs with paul allen a week ago”

[tame dawn]

Is that....smooth motion enabled as well? Very nice

[cyan garnet]

Nice bateman but thats nothing, check this out 100 fps in terminal

[keen sparrow]

pot crustoms

find ladder

climb ladder

Knight immediatelly finds me and tries ventilating me with BPC FMJ from the MDR

[brave aspen]

them bee sum ladders

[brave aspen]

wow bomber, proflex and raybench

[cyan garnet]

i've actually got a 8:30 reservation at lexos

[brave aspen]

drip first questions later type ?

[cyan garnet]

very exclusive

[brave aspen]

hahahaha

[mint hearth]

Lol

[brave aspen]

“order yourself a trimadol and get out of this slump”

[cyan garnet]

if you would please excuse me tagilla i have some video tapes i need to return

[brave aspen]

animation looks good

[cyan garnet]

pic of the drone i'm going to fly into bsgs office

[keen sparrow]

If you need practice flying FPV drones

there's a mod for that

[stark torrent]

eyoo chinese voice

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

pov of chinese paratrooper in portland 2032

[keen sparrow]

I don’t understand how that sounds chinese to you guys

It sounds like AI pretending to be russian to me

The voice’s name is Nadya ffs

[keen sparrow]

Sick i’m asian now

[compact knoll]

You got a small penis now

Oh wait nothing changed

[keen sparrow]

now i can get asian bitches with ease

[low iris]

female voicelines

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/itxcRhKdRfQ

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mqvKV0mMe7CKoTEL6?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=dhr2VhLvgqnm13

[keen sparrow]

bro really hit me with rabbi Baruch, lmao

[fast garden]

clip wasnt loading for me

resend

[keen sparrow]

no.

[fast garden]

i was explaining why i sent it again

[stark torrent]

PlEasE aDd AreNa MoveMent to eFt

[fast garden]

?

Nothing there is unique to arena

Just some max str hops

[stark torrent]

U dont get max str in arena

Only lvl 30

[fast garden]

With stims you do

[soft coral]

I mean

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

arena movement in eft just makes is a bigger contract wars das it

[fast garden]

What you guys don’t use stims

Also Xal was saying that they made str end and troubleshooting max level

For arena

[cyan garnet]

nearly max vitality and aim drills from arena

[fast garden]

And I can personally vouch for troubleshooting max because you can insta clear jams no inspection

[stark torrent]

No they only made troubleshoot iirc , the skills cap at 30 but with stims they do go over

[fast garden]

I haven’t played that much and mine is like lvl 26

[stark torrent]

Shit game anyway

Where patchhhh

[cyan garnet]

true

[soft coral]

DAS WHAT I"M SAYIN

[keen sparrow]

lol, up your butt

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/trick2g-gif-23510728

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1190183323721535518/joe_biden.gif

[soft coral]

it ALL makes sense now

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

a magazine.

[keen sparrow]

okay but clear magazines

Something BSG seems to be entirely incapable of doing.

[soft coral]

yeah we already have that.

unity can do transparency

ya ain't special

[pseudo storm]

"cleansing the temple"

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

damn

gotta go outside

[keen sparrow]

i'm multi-tasking

[soft coral]

but WHYYYY YTHOOO

I dont wanna go outside

[keen sparrow]

Ezekiel study

[soft coral]

forgot this mf christian

[pseudo storm]

oh?

[keen sparrow]

yeeeah that's lol

that's not good that you do

[soft coral]

I forget cuz I dont care

[keen sparrow]

no i mean that's on me, not on you

[soft coral]

it is on you

you're american

[keen sparrow]

you've never read my bio?

[pseudo storm]

I thought that was satire

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

nah, i'm literally listening to sermons, world news, bible studies, prophecy speculation like

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @pseudo storm

[keen sparrow]

24/7

[keen sparrow]

and then this guy sends me cantonese brain-rot

[pseudo storm]

I could feel my soul being partially drained from that

[soft coral]

u enjot it

y*

[keen sparrow]

it reminds me that i'm still alive here on earth, yeah

[pseudo storm]

So how wide is your orthodoxy?

[keen sparrow]

uhhhh...

lemme find a clip

yeesh

I would probably say non-denominational just because there isn't any one denomination i 100% agree with.

7th day adventists come pretty close

but they also follow a strict set of dietary laws so

[pseudo storm]

Eat it all

Food is good

[keen sparrow]

but they're also like.. the only Christian Denomination that holds sabbath

they go to church on the seventh day, while everyone else goes sunday

i won't touch mormonism, JW, Islam. I have an interlinear bible with hebrew text, greek text, and strong's numbers for reference

Apocrypha =

[low iris]

i thought you were jewish

[keen sparrow]

I never said i was

[low iris]

with all the isreal posting

[keen sparrow]

I have never said i was jewish. it's mostly a meme

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-jews-jewish-jump-happy-gif-13509285

[keen sparrow]

I just follow what goes on over there really closely

[low iris]

thats what they all say maannnn

[keen sparrow]

I don't wear tzit tzit, i don't wear tefillin

i don't wear kippah

[native crypt]

damn thats that guy who made the artem trader mod

[keen sparrow]

I miss Crackbone

[native crypt]

was he eaten by moloch

[keen sparrow]

last time i talked to him

he just randomly texts me about tulsi gabbard

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll been doing ts since the 4th grade like that

aced every exam

[keen sparrow]

modals are weird

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

but sadly in uni you need to known what those are if you become teacher

ggs

even tho i aced the uni exams too but it is what it is

broken system

https://tenor.com/view/rain-gif-4291272

[soft coral]

enter dentist place
open insta
chinese reels start blasting ggs
@stark torrent

[gritty python]

average gamma weather upon starting a new character

[soft coral]

that's literally rostok

[gritty python]

[gritty python]

go check behind that metal fence there’s an anomaly field back there

[soft coral]

aah i aint got my suit on fam

[gritty python]

damb

[keen sparrow]

looks like veteran nade spam

just absolutely no room to breath, lol

[keen sparrow]

omfg...

They added a new metric to the pizza index

[ancient marsh]

not the first stripper index btw

theres another one for economics

how many tips they get

if it goes down its over

[keen sparrow]

That's kinda like our wal-mart gauge

it's really simple, if Wal-Mart is doing really really well we're all fucked

[ancient marsh]

why

[keen sparrow]

That's the bottom of the barrel store

[ancient marsh]

wouldnt that be like dollar general

[keen sparrow]

... those are doing really well too

so in essence we're looking at another 2008 style recession

back when it was legendarily hard to get a job anywhere.

[soft coral]

dentist over

for now.

[compact knoll]

Same

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

go to dentist

fix 2 fillings

that would 3 billion euros sir

[soft coral]

she cleaned tooth stone and charged me 80

why didn't i just become a dentist bro

just drill people's teeth all day

and then tell them send 5 billion to israel uhh i mean my pocket

[compact knoll]

Everything hurts

Going good

[soft coral]

?

did a drone explode near you again or what

[compact knoll]

Yes

Im just exercising

A bit

[soft coral]

it shouldn't hurt during exercise man

[next temple]

hurt as in you feel muscle failure or genuine pain

if the latter, stop and take a breather.

[compact knoll]

Muscle

Its from yesterday mostly

Front shoulders mostly

[next temple]

let them recover

[compact knoll]

And my poor poor legs

Ill just do some abs and go grab some food

[soft coral]

sir that's not my brick

[stark torrent]

Go bake me a cake man, hurry up

[soft coral]

stfu

piece of shit

only thin I'm baking you is diesel and bolts cake

[stark torrent]

Diesel, thats equivalent of golden topping nowadays

[ancient marsh]

i have a bottle of scotch on my shelf for the day you hang yourself

and i don't even drink.

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

Drink a shot every time xalriders blood sugar is high

Dead within just a few hours

[stark torrent]

Drink everytime.he opens the fridge, die on the spot

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/big-chungus-funny-bunny-zahrmaar-SODxyPtDECtrLf66I9

this is how i look when you guys make fun of me

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

straight up mean af

what did I do to you

[ancient marsh]

i'll do a mean pour up when you finally off yourself

[soft coral]

well

I wont

sorry

[ancient marsh]

people pretending not to know things makes discourse impossible

[ancient marsh]

how do i file a DMCA claim

i did not allow the usage of my likeness

[tame dawn]

Gonna have to contact NASA, only org big enough to handle that

[ancient marsh]

typa pranks we pull in tarkov vc @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

[gritty python]

ratios of deaths in this chat in tarkov are like 40/60 to team/enemies

[viral egret]

true

[viral egret]

someone pull up the pov of theenegotiator being hit by my court-shattering grenade throw

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mlqt9lyYcsMwtaIdD?v=cPHiA3Y53_8KTW

[viral egret]

i still remember this one

[gritty python]

i love that y’all have that shit ready to send

[ancient marsh]

@gritty python

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/magearena-fireball-mage-arena-wizard-wizardtime-gif-3000264851586957885

[ancient marsh]

for context

iedy flashed me twice before that

thats why vision is wobbly when i get out of looting screen

so i thought its another flash

[gritty python]

who needs enemies when you have friends like these

[ancient marsh]

and tried to run away towards him

as soon as i heard the grenade pull sound

[gritty python]

[ancient marsh]

i literally almost died for doing the correct play

@gritty python look at the clip again and watch how at the end he's trying to hide like a kid caught throwing rocks, trynna hide his hands behind his back

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-do-anything-chris-carey-bad-trip-it-wasnt-me-i-didnt-do-it-gif-20975540

trying to become one with the wall after that assassination attempt

[soft coral]

it's like a hall of fame

with these clips

[ancient marsh]

forgot to clip the time @compact knoll asked where i was on the map, didn't hear the answer clearly, doesn't re-ask, shoots the first guy he sees in the head

(it was me)

and then calls me gei and retarded

[compact knoll]

its okay

nothing of value was lost

[remote fox]

It's just always cryon

Curious.

[ancient marsh]

that one is iedy bro

[remote fox]

Oh, well. I'm retarded

Meant to tag the above ones.

[viral egret]

somehow

i shoot first ask questions later

[ancient marsh]

the only time cryon lands a headshot is when it's at a teammate

[viral egret]

mossad pays me 10k to tk xal

[remote fox]

Then he seems surprised everytime he kills you.

[ancient marsh]

the cryon cries out as he shoots you

[remote fox]

[stark torrent]

good shot , artyom

[ancient marsh]

i hope your ugly ass shoes disintegrate in pouring rain

[stark torrent]

they wont thats why i got them stupid

they are good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1240765310743744573/NickRigamarole_-_1786543300066877911.gif

[soft coral]

AY AY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that's some strong wind dude

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-iron-man-kirk-ironman-gif-9318029842837750053

[fast garden]

bsg been doing a lot of launcher updates recently

[compact knoll]

flies away

[soft coral]

wtf did yall see that

[fast garden]

surely he is legit

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mqG27Do16vdjLpOGr?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=di4nkq__6elXkL

ooosh

[soft coral]

how is the water reflecting him even tho the's in the foreground what?

Now wait a minute

[fast garden]

yeah i think uh

dlss and the ssr reflections dont like each other

that or ssr reflections are just fucking weird in tarkov

and i think that is true

[soft coral]

reflections dont work like that

so I was like wtf

but ye

dlss is just fucky

@fast garden has any one of y'all tried smooth motion in tarkov?

[fast garden]

i thought i did but now

no

[soft coral]

you thought you did?

[fast garden]

i thought i had it on at some point but i do not beleive that i do

or ever did

[soft coral]

cuz at some point we used the scaling app on steam

[fast garden]

since i guess you have to do extra stuff to get it to work

[soft coral]

which worked well

[fast garden]

yeah lossless scaling was fire

[soft coral]

and still is

[fast garden]

idk maybe i should try smooth motion

im just not sure since i dont really like frame gen in a game like this

it was certainly the best one for tarkov

but idk maybe i try smooth motion

[soft coral]

thing is thee

the game's menus and overall gameplay feel are so clunky/sluggish

you'll barely notice it

evne in combat

[fast garden]

im very particular about it

[soft coral]

what are you gae?

[fast garden]

i was as well with lossless

thats why i didnt use it much

[soft coral]

lossless on 2x is fine

anything higher is a nono

[viral egret]

yes i do

xal does aswell

[soft coral]

it works?

[viral egret]

yeah

[soft coral]

cuz i tried it in some games and its barely noticable

[viral egret]

but there's a odd bug which you need to test in hideout, first raid of the day usually you have some lag

so you go hideout you can see if you have it and restart

it doesnt happen afterwards i think

[soft coral]

unity moment

[viral egret]

i dont even get the bug usually

i just have stutters because the game sucks anyway

[soft coral]

those have always been present

[fast garden]

time to try smooth motion

its taking me disgustingly long to load in for whatever reason

[soft coral]

this is natenyahus doing

[ancient marsh]

hmu if u have issues

but smooth motion legit got me like i got straight clarified butter on my shit and im double handing it

[fast garden]

much less artifacting than lossless so far

[remote fox]

I only get artifacting if I fuck around in main menu.

[ancient marsh]

yeah artifacting DOES occur, but only in very meaningless scenarios that have an instant drastic change of image

like closing an inventory while looting

[soft coral]

bought 2 5l pepsi @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

why tell me

[remote fox]

Ew, a Pepsi lover.

[ancient marsh]

ph33r is cock cola lover

[fast garden]

root beer

[ancient marsh]

we doint have that

we have kvas tho

[fast garden]

wonder what thats like

[ancient marsh]

imagine a very weak rye beer

rye as in like rye bread/black bread

[fast garden]

hm

[ancient marsh]

alcohol content low enough for kids to be able to buy it

its like 1% or sth

[remote fox]

Fuckers put Sucralose in their cans even though it already has sugar in it.

[ancient marsh]

you are both inferior

i am a store brand drinker

DIET store brand

[fast garden]

amen we go cheap here

soda too expensive for all that bs

[ancient marsh]

GENUINELY

that store brand is REALLY good

while also much cheaper

it genuinely unironically tastes the best to me

[remote fox]

Store brand energy drinks

[keen sparrow]

bruh

[ancient marsh]

and what tastes the worst? actual real imported coca cola

[keen sparrow]

lol

I tried the lossless scaling on Tarkov, lmfao

[fast garden]

holy fuck is THIS the first raid bug with smooth motion

[ancient marsh]

no actual cola flavor, just sugar water that makes your teeth grippy

[keen sparrow]

ever seen an SVT bend like a pool noodle???

[soft coral]

soda made by brand for people

[ancient marsh]

you get like consistent 0.5 sec stutters

[viral egret]

its even worse sometines

0.2 sec is my usual

[remote fox]

Don't say grippy.

[viral egret]

game loves shaking

u guys down for story? @remote fox @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

That is such an apropos way to describe it holy shit, i never would've thought of that

bravo

[keen sparrow]

I know you already sent that cause i yoinked it and sent it to me ladyfriend

[fast garden]

why does it feel like my mouse sens is fucked with smooth motion

[ancient marsh]

placebo

[wraith rain]

Seven

[remote fox]

Do you have Nvidia reflex on?

[fast garden]

prob yea

[soft coral]

weird way to say boyfriend

[keen sparrow]

well i watched my son glide out of her vagina so

this is going to be an awkward conversation

She is "shoulder-surfing" rn and giving a nervous laugh at the use of the word 'glide'

[soft coral]

npc fesponse

fucking millenials

😂

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1215019069821165618/1223782241293959418/whacky.gif

do you smell burnt toast ivan

[keen sparrow]

can you lift both arms over your head, smile and say "wheeeee" like you're on a roller coaster?

[compact knoll]

Any black monster enjoyers in chat?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-rock-gif-23559354

[fast garden]

never seen that before

[keen sparrow]

I have, they're okay

it's always like a fruit punch kinda vibe

[fast garden]

meh

i dont really like the fruity ones for the most part

there was one that was like

idk had a bunch of brazil shit on the can

liked that one

[compact knoll]

rio

its actually how its called

[keen sparrow]

Brazilian portuguese is such a fuckin trip man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xKWYbsPW9Y&list=RD7xKWYbsPW9Y&start_radio=1

That was my alarm clock for work for liek 3 years

it never failed me

[soft coral]

the fk is that supposed to mean
am i too balkan to understand that?

[soft coral]

.

[keen sparrow]

They're the questions you ask if someone might be having a stroke

[soft coral]

im bot

not*

i blame my keyboard

fuck off

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

you know what

you are becoming my rimworld pawns

[keen sparrow]

?

[soft coral]

⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️

we say vile shit that's fine

but what is he ON ABOUT

[compact knoll]

xalrider is married to iedy btw

and thee is 14

[keen sparrow]

oh this is gonna be good

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

nah I'm out

I have a legendary elk to hunt

bye

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

man out of all the games

I love purposefully NOT rushing in rdr2
@keen sparrow @fast garden

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

it's a cozy game

best way to do it tbh

slow-burn

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral have you played isaac in like

afterbirth days

[soft coral]

I've played isaac ever since flash days mate

[soft coral]

now dont give me the flop response

[ancient marsh]

do you remember those dumbass teleporter spawners in afterbirth

[soft coral]

I'll slash ya truck tires

[ancient marsh]

that would constantly spawn enemies

[soft coral]

yes

void spawners

[keen sparrow]

buh

[ancient marsh]

and would spawn straight from basement

[soft coral]

what about em

[keen sparrow]

bro's brain is marshmallows and tar

[ancient marsh]

when i see them in delirium floor i flinch like a beaten orphan

[soft coral]

hahahahahaah

okay that

I agree

[ancient marsh]

"NO NOT 7 THOUSAND FATTIES WHEN I HAVE NO DAMAGE UP, NOOOOOO"

[soft coral]

for me

its these guys

theyre not difficult per say but they are just so incredibly FUCKING annoying

I've fought them for so long

[ancient marsh]

yeah they teleport WAAAAAY too quickly

[soft coral]

the game's softlock prevention shit kicks in

and opens the doors

FUCK these things man

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral if someone put a gun to my head and kill greed hitless

im blown my shit off personally

[soft coral]

I do mission or two (main ones)
go hunting or just exploring areas tryna fill out the compendium
do mission again
go hunting for a like 5 or 10 hours

[ancient marsh]

hitler enemy too btw

punishes you for having a good build

[keen sparrow]

the hunting is PEAK

[soft coral]

these are made to mess with your muscle memor

y

[ancient marsh]

i fucking hate these too, they are always like 1-2 hits tankier than you would think

[fast garden]

walk into room

die

[soft coral]

chargers ain't bad

cmon

[ancient marsh]

tainted lost vs satan/darkroom experience

[soft coral]

there are far far worse things

[ancient marsh]

i explained why they are annoying

[soft coral]

worse than fucking hitler

have you encounteres these?
@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral actually created by heinrich himmler

[soft coral]

these are annoying until you realize that those ravine spaces in the room block the earthquake stones

after that they become one of hte easiest enemies

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral mama gurdy floor spikes attack

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-bleah-gif-1496794801639472972

[soft coral]

yeah that one is one of those rng attacks

where if youre gonna get hit you can't do anything

[compact knoll]

its weird how you did that 10 times in a row

why did you do that

you kept breaking your legs

[keen sparrow]

how did you know?

[keen sparrow]

okay fed-boy, keep your secrets

[soft coral]

Listening to a few dollars more ost or good bad and ugly while playing rdr2 is actual peak

[keen sparrow]

power leveling homeboy

[keen sparrow]

@glacial haven https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152301996183928832/1488885588257013810/da79bd223390213e542a1456db60033b.png?ex=69cfb9c2&is=69ce6842&hm=e0723d697bf57b8936cc52326ddaa2676276811a1e54120838799f32d8d6b1b3

Oh thank merciful God

That's crazy

[fast garden]

i dont know how to feel about this one

[keen sparrow]

22 kd?

https://tenor.com/view/eyeonyou-fbi-gif-26167165

[blazing basin]

Bud. Do you consume pork?

[fast garden]

worst for last

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[keen sparrow]

no why

[compact knoll]

inter is fine

reserve is usually chill but hard to snipe

[soft coral]

inter is all about abusing those spawns

its legit an IF function

if spawn bad
reset
if spawn good
shoot thing

[blazing basin]

I usually eat light (in terms of weight), but today I had spaghetti with pork and I feel tired and heavy

[keen sparrow]

pork is disgusting

the last time i ate it, it was on accident, and it tasted like i was chewing someone else's vomit

[soft coral]

it was disgusting because it wasn't cooked properly then

[keen sparrow]

just don't eat stuff with cloved hooves, don't eat anything from the ocean that doesn't have scales, and don't eat anything hallal.

[soft coral]

Pork is delicious

[keen sparrow]

or because it was from a vile animal that would probably eat its own shit if given the chance

[soft coral]

pigs are the same as catfish when it comes to how they taste

catfish bury themselves on the bottom of rivers where ALL the sediment flow down to
all the shit all the w/e
but it's a fucking delicious fish

pig is the same

[keen sparrow]

yeah, they're nature's filters

[soft coral]

they roll in their own shit
eat pretty much anything
but taste lovely when COOKED PROPERLY

[keen sparrow]

garbage collectors

[soft coral]

here we love eating grilled pig ears

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-tulsi-gabbard-what-the-fuck-gif-16004723

[soft coral]

yes.

and they are delicious

[keen sparrow]

Balut is delicious

[blazing basin]

woag stop

[keen sparrow]

sorry, i thought we were just saying vile shit today

mb

[soft coral]

why do you think over the thousands of years humans have existed the most popular animals to breed and cook have been chicken , beef , sheep and pigs

[blazing basin]

to me the taste of meat itself isn't a big factor, but I do feel quite weighed down

[soft coral]

the one thing I can't understand

[compact knoll]

pork is great

[soft coral]

is how the french eat boiled snails

[soft coral]

IT IS ARTYOMKA

IT IS MAN

[viral egret]

pork is goated

best meat

[fast garden]

three gigatimmies in mall center

[keen sparrow]

literal struggle-cuddle food

[soft coral]

thats....

thats how they preserved food back in the day the fk

tell me youre trolling

[viral egret]

i feel like youre retarded but hiding it

[soft coral]

HE HAS TO BE TROLLING

[viral egret]

he has to be muslim

only the muslim hate pigs

[keen sparrow]

"considered less-desirable at the time"

[viral egret]

talm bout some pork is ass

[soft coral]

thats the sentence u cling on to

omg....

[viral egret]

when they used to believe shellfish was prisoner food

and they actually even outlawed it

for prisoners

because it was "that bad"

[soft coral]

I am not fucking arguing with this fucker about pork not being delicious man

hell naw

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798134383470575616/1326830510860795987/caption-1-7.gif

[keen sparrow]

it's broke fella food

it's gross

[soft coral]

pork legit wasn't cooked well thats why you didnt like it

THATS ON YOU

[fast garden]

well

inter is done

[soft coral]

@fast garden do u like pork?

[blazing basin]

[fast garden]

yea

[soft coral]

thee likes pork

[fast garden]

i love pulled pork

[keen sparrow]

bro really has to call reinforcements like i give a fuck who else likes pork

[soft coral]

I love anything pork

[fast garden]

and like

breakfast sausages

anything pork really

[soft coral]

ANYTHING PORK

[keen sparrow]

when have i ever given the indication that i give a shit what anyone else here thinks or likes

[soft coral]

you haven't

we're just telling you , you're plain wrong.

about pork

das it

[keen sparrow]

nope. pork is disgusting

it's not 1700 anymore

[soft coral]

????

[keen sparrow]

gross animal

[soft coral]

do you only eat japanese grade A wagyu fucking beef then?

or what

[keen sparrow]

all our stuff comes from local farms

[viral egret]

i hope the next time you eat food they forget some shit in it

[keen sparrow]

ok

I won't have to worry because it won't be pork

[blazing basin]

what is it?

[soft coral]

like I'd think its disgusting too if I ate a beef steak cooked in wd40 and anthrax

samething goes for every fucking animal that humans cook and eat man

[keen sparrow]

chicken, steak, bison, venison

[soft coral]

anyway

i go watch sopranos

bye

[blazing basin]

aint 3 of those hooved?

[viral egret]

dude hes american he doesnt know the difference

[keen sparrow]

they're all kosher

that's not a gotcha

if they chew their cud, they're not unclean

[blazing basin]

the mighty loophole

[viral egret]

bro

this guy is just ragebaiting

actual retard

[keen sparrow]

the guy with opinions i don't like is right, must be ragebaiting

okay

you know what to do

[fast garden]

im a monster

[viral egret]

bro

how many registries are you on now

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y