💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

somehow

[glacial haven]

That dude was quite an interesting character until that shit broke loose

I didn't watch him but the clips that you could find from time to time were funny

And his streams were (or still are, idk) high production value

[keen sparrow]

i loved the one where he was updating and restarting warzone over and over again for like 10 minutes

[cyan garnet]

i admire twitch streamers dedication to jestermaxxing

[keen sparrow]

looks like he about to reach down and CLAP that dude right on his scalp

just reach down and BAP

https://tenor.com/view/sliker-its-slike-r0161-head-slap-bald-slap-gif-14702829

[stark torrent]

Rob

[glacial haven]

sliker, another massive scammer

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

Rob when he takes slight damage from a fall

[glacial haven]

that dude scammed other streamers, his community and even loyal fans, just to promise them he'll pay them back, making up bogus sob stories and that his "bank froze his account", just to gamble all of the funds away and never return a singular cent to the victims

some of those people really needed that money as well

[stark torrent]

oh that bald cunt yeaahh

i remember

[glacial haven]

came back, cried a bit, then trainwreck stepped up, said he'd reimburse all of the victims

[stark torrent]

im not surprised really , most of these streamer influencer kind would scam the moment the opportunity will arise , people just put their trust into every idiot nowadays

[fast garden]

lmao die to cheater shooting through walls with sp6 doing zabralo for teamate

[stark torrent]

like Slicker , a thousand in this world

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

'a fool and his money are easily departed'

[glacial haven]

The issue is, some of those people were his friends

They didn't trust some random ass person, it was a friend or at least believed to be one

[stark torrent]

I guess we just have different definitions of friends, i only had a single friend who i might have trusted with that

Otherwise , when it came to money , fuck no

saved me more than i could count really , one of my good friends became a gambling addict down the line , only reason we stayed "friends" was that i never gave him money so he doesnt owe me anything

but he did owe money to a bunch of ppl including his ex gf , never saw a dime even today iirc

[keen sparrow]

you just knew how to set good boundaries with friends

[stark torrent]

how good of a friend must he be to give him a shit ton of money

[glacial haven]

I have 3, maybe 4 friends, that's it but just because some people trust others more, doesn't mean they deserve to be scammed whenever a friend is in need

[stark torrent]

thats what i ask

anyway the guy is a piece of shit and im glad he got caught exposed and never heard of him

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-jessie-pinkman-breaking-bad-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-5612942

[cyan garnet]

Loaning money is the easiest way to ruin a friendship

[stark torrent]

Cryon bringing a kit after he needs to kill PMCs for a quest and says he wants to.be serious now

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent cryon's kit when he needs a pmc kill

@compact knoll @fast garden @remote fox

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/vickers-gun-heavy-machine-gun-world-war-one-minute-of-mae-belt-fed-gif-3714987258919216300

type of shit i bring when i need shooterborns

[stark torrent]

Tarkov AI moment

[little flame]

retard alert

[viral egret]

what

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/alarm-3

u dont bring guns for the quests ur doing

like ever

quests u have*

[viral egret]

yeah

[little flame]

[viral egret]

i need sbih so ill bring a m60 backup

[little flame]

nice lil sidearm

[viral egret]

i went sbih with pkm backup

remember

btw i still havebthat pkp

for ur gs25

[compact knoll]

money is nothing

bolty only

i will get a lucky headshot or i die

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral loves to give me cock and fill up my boy-womb

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-dark-rouge-one-star-wars-gif-23794050

father of a child btw

and he types this

u needed more years in jail sunshine

[keen sparrow]

i'm just joking around with the bois

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464208370478088194/1467810016450056378/togif.gif

[soft coral]

like

he deserves an execution by the electric chair for that

WITHOUT a wet sponge

[keen sparrow]

you'll be alright.

[tame dawn]

Adding to the slander archives

[viral egret]

i thought you got enough in jail

[keen sparrow]

that's different

[cyan garnet]

Just had like a 5 minute gunfight with two dudes at wtp

Was actually great its awesome when it isnt instant head, nape or some shit

[hallow stream]

You ever think abt sky diving with a faulty parachute

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

'the great cum-wall of china'

[next temple]

ngl

that is natural selecton at this point

[keen sparrow]

sorry, context is board's response to openAI making NSFW chatGPT.

but yeah

okay but who tf chases their Kratom with Xanax

[viral egret]

what even is kratom for

[keen sparrow]

it's a leaf that south asians chew or some shit. supposedly it feels good, idk the one time i tried it it didn't do shit

[little flame]

destroyed him

lmao

hes so clueless

[keen sparrow]

yikes

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-TfWhFbURIirNegNN4t

[viral egret]

reshala farm

i think

cause reshala just flees away if his guards get hit and damaged

[keen sparrow]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[fast garden]

since the ai behavior got changed im not sure

normally id do kaban and get it done in 2 raids

[keen sparrow]

i'd bring a pile of nades to Lexos

[fast garden]

but since he moves now eh

[keen sparrow]

he doesn't barricade himself in the upstairs room with the bunkbeds anymore?

[fast garden]

he almost never did that on live

[stark torrent]

fastest is Tagilla

[fast garden]

boss guards sir

[viral egret]

thats boss guards though

[keen sparrow]

p!Iedy

[stark torrent]

oh oh yeah

[viral egret]

it's a logical thought because reshala just pisses off when his guards get shot

[stark torrent]

yeah then kaban and hollontay if u are lucky and both in raid and not dead

[viral egret]

or killed

[stark torrent]

u finish it

[viral egret]

so

[stark torrent]

!iedy

[safe summit]

@stark torrent ⠀

[viral egret]

i guess kaban is faster but its harder to find him actually alive

[fast garden]

again

the problem with kaban is that he moves around now

[viral egret]

that aswell

you need a 2nd guy to have a moment with kaban

[stark torrent]

@remote fox knows

first time he runs into the mines

Second time he runs straight into fatty sitting in front of the gate

[viral egret]

memorable experience

i ended up doming kaban anyway because pheer got touched

[remote fox]

I stepped a single foot off the curb.

Fuck Tarkov.

[fast garden]

rest in peace my pheer he got hit by a bazooka

[viral egret]

deadly mistake

just like jaywalking in america

[fast garden]

i took a Mucinex last night and now im so fucking drowsy

elephant yawns

[keen sparrow]

i've had 5 in the past 48 hours

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

here we have Fluimucil

[keen sparrow]

is it Mucinex DM or just Mucinex?

[fast garden]

dm

[keen sparrow]

so it's got the hundreds of mgs of guaifenesin and 60mg dextromethorphan hydrobromide

[fast garden]

yep

[keen sparrow]

DXM fucking barks bro

lol

[fast garden]

1200mgs of guaifenesin

took one last night

playing with the homie

all the sudden it hits me

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

"bro im sorry but the mucinex says its bedtime"

[keen sparrow]

yeah i remember my first time taking it

had me laying funny on an armchair, lol

exactly like this

[fast garden]

but i havent been coughing much and my sinuses are much better than the were

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, shit works, for sure

[fast garden]

shout out that extra strength shit that has you walking off pace

[keen sparrow]

lol

'the walk'

i know exactly what you mean

[fast garden]

liable to bump into a few walls out of chemically induced drowsyness

[keen sparrow]

i get the opposite effect, now it keeps me up all night

but i pop two every time i take it

oh no, this fucking guy

[little flame]

holy

bitcoin red rebel keytool keycase rbvo

[fast garden]

abandoned factory marked last night had:

ledx

red

blank rfid

btc

docs

marked rooms are insane

though honestly

im not sure how to feel about them

[stark torrent]

damn

i mean

[fast garden]

right now they are really good, but all the value goes up your ass

[stark torrent]

why not

[fast garden]

before the thing was getting out with cases

[stark torrent]

yeah see i thought about it

[keen sparrow]

i've got

a cup of coffee

chocolate

cigars

[stark torrent]

i think they should give a limit rubles / item value that can go in your pouch

[keen sparrow]

2 sparkling waters

[stark torrent]

so you can put only a LEDX or a Bitcoin but not both

[keen sparrow]

and a cup of M&Ms

[stark torrent]

maybe im crazy but u gonna ass what u need most

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

20 fucking bags of mnms

[fast garden]

alright pal

lets not get ahead of ourselves

[stark torrent]

then enjoy having the shit spawn and get nothing

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

it is what it is

[fast garden]

alternatively they could just put cases back in the marked rooms gg

shit you cant put up your ass

[stark torrent]

They wont cause they are retarded

Cases were perfect tradeoff , big , heavy , cant be assed , big risk

and big win if u got out

[fast garden]

exactly

[stark torrent]

but at this point why hope about it , it just wont happen

[fast garden]

whatever im gonna go make 3 mil off of one key turn on streets now

its fine

[viral egret]

yeah i miss cases in marked room

[fast garden]

im on the ticket step for the coop exfils and im sad

[viral egret]

i could use some new ammo or weapon cases but unfortunate

[viral egret]

not this dogshit again

[stark torrent]

eyo what the fuck happened

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

we will cheese it sometime soon

when xal also gets them i guess

[stark torrent]

ah its patch time

[viral egret]

iedy

labs later? i need to get the hacking device to open my armored case for kruglov card

and plant the exp. jammer for mechanic on server racks

ending sometime in 2030

[stark torrent]

probably not

[viral egret]

it's bleak

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

no fuck off

if you wanted loot you should have rushed the POI

[little flame]

killed glukhar too heh

[stark torrent]

i mean they could buff other rooms across the whole maps this way u always spawn next to some good shit

[little flame]

sick

[compact knoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/max-verstappen-cortisol-tC4FZ86hOeb3ciMuIw

oh fun

wanna go do it?

[little flame]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @ancient marsh

im

fucking

killing myself

[compact knoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/max-verstappen-cortisol-tC4FZ86hOeb3ciMuIw

[viral egret]

bro

uncle rey-rey is in the game

grass withers when he steps close to it

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mpQlLWnA6CArH-tkW?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=ddx9Y0GbIypZIN @ancient marsh @stark torrent @soft coral @little flame @viral egret @compact knoll @keen sparrow @remote fox

what the fuck is this game man

[little flame]

BRO?

[soft coral]

Must've been the wind

[little flame]

bro ran home

[fast garden]

BIGFOOT SIGHTING

[remote fox]

He escaped.

[soft coral]

ufo: passes by
wtf ya'll see that?
ahh clip

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6bP_r1W_c&list=RDSE6bP_r1W_c&start_radio=1

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/invincible-war-variant-conquest-fight-4TzmMnbBt7y5GooQdY

[fast garden]

what are you up to man

ive seen several people talk about how the streets low texture mode setting makes streets run worse for them

i am now very curious

[viral egret]

ion even know if i have it on

i don't

but that's something id expect from nikita

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mpR4ZEeIiUcrkbfKk?invite=cr-MSxGRVgsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=10

fuck sake

killed 3 people

this guy is 500 hours 9 kd btwq

ultra pushing me

[frosty wigeon]

i really cant get into tarkov

[little flame]

dont

[frosty wigeon]

even with SPT

[little flame]

games shit

[frosty wigeon]

i prefer gamma honestly

[little flame]

based and true

[viral egret]

for the better

this game is ass

i can't wait for 0.9.5 to play gamma agaain

[little flame]

same lol

[viral egret]

raaahhh

[remote fox]

Just lay down and spread it.

[viral egret]

i need sbih

time to go streets

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/watches-speed-1

[hallow stream]

Mr nikita it would be so funny if we made low performance mode add 9 trillion polygons to the trashbags in the corner of this room

first recorded BSG employee to get a raise

[fast garden]

bogdan did you see the clip i sent a moment ago

[viral egret]

thee did u finish silent caliber ?

[fast garden]

yea

shotguns are so ass but i did it

[viral egret]

damn

nice

can u test if u can cheese the thermal one by having t12w on the

[fast garden]

the other quest doesnt open until like

[viral egret]

whats it called

[fast garden]

24 hrs later

for some fucking reason

[viral egret]

on the canted sight slot

later

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

this one right

he has so much aura when he walks by

[cyan garnet]

real?

Daytime streets unplayable bad

Night isnt as bad

[fast garden]

random ass kollontay guard going to the store for milk and bread

[frosty wigeon]

even with SPT
and mod the shit out of it
the gameplay just feels like kicking myself in the balls

[fast garden]

imma try the setting off

i play high on 4k tho

[cyan garnet]

Spt

[frosty wigeon]

whats the point? if i want tarkov gameplay. i can just use mags on gamma

[cyan garnet]

I only play 1080p bc mid graphics card

[fast garden]

they are fundamentally different games with some overlap

i like both

[hallow stream]

he chose to escape tarkov

[fast garden]

many people like one but not the other

[hallow stream]

fuck this shit they dont pay me enuff

[cyan garnet]

I like gamma but i get bored as soon as i'm geared

[fast garden]

the game is more akin to runescape than some kind of survival centric game

do quests, get levels, get better gear, level up your skills so you become stronger

[viral egret]

trying to form a thought so i can actually exfil out of streets

[fast garden]

yeah i wish the progression could get streched out farther

[viral egret]

[frosty wigeon]

i know..........but i just tried it coz it was released on steam with discount
but i dont like extraction shooters
even with arena breakout infinite being lite version of tarkov i cant get to play it for long
i prefer open world games honestly

[fast garden]

yea its not a genre of games for everyone

[frosty wigeon]

sadly

[fast garden]

it is far from relaxing

[frosty wigeon]

its stressful

[fast garden]

even the spt mod to extend raid timers only helps that feeling so much

[frosty wigeon]

true
i made the raid timers to 12hrs

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ai-baby-mongolian-folk-Z1iDnkZoCJ1krUt1nY

[frosty wigeon]

coz when i know i have to extract by 15mins or whatever the timer is (on official pve or pvp)
i feel nervous that i need to rush

[fast garden]

i first played hunt showdown when i was trying exfil shooters

didnt like that game very much

but i liked all of tarkovs gear and wep customization

[hallow stream]

hunt isnt a exfil shooter ngl

[fast garden]

learned to live the genre after that

[hallow stream]

its more of a rogue lite

[fast garden]

its one of the early ones

[compact knoll]

there usually isnt anything left to do after 20 minutes in raid

[fast garden]

*for experienced players

yeah

i shoulda kept that low texture setting on

my shit running at 35 fps

what the fuck

it just fixed itself and went to 90

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

ok bro

[fast garden]

yeah

i need the setting on

[viral egret]

shooter born in cuckery

it bounced btw 0 armor damage

i couldnt have hit the wall behind him because i saw metal sparks fly

maybe i hit the corner

thats just wild though

nikita concocting the most evil ass plan ever (spawn security forced to go crash site with 2 pmcs camping on the way)

[little flame]

cryon

stop aiming with ur penis

[fast garden]

ricochet does armor dmg hope this helps

[viral egret]

bro what did i hit for sparks i had 0 armor damage

the corner goes wild

[little flame]

nothing

u missed ig

[viral egret]

gg

he died anyway

pretty sure he got shot by a scav there was no one else in that vicinity

[fast garden]

went over his shoulder and hit the metal behind him

[viral egret]

explains t

oh well go next

[fast garden]

hard to tell with the 6 pixels but i think thats it

[viral egret]

only 4 kills

[little flame]

true

https://klipy.com/gifs/garfield-get-real-1

[viral egret]

i just hope i get actual spawn with actual exfils

i am just playing with map open on my phone

[fast garden]

8/10 boss guards

killed all but basmach

kaban moving around makes it so awkward

[compact knoll]

hop on bbg

lets try the mentally ill girl tactic

get on or im going to kill myself

[fast garden]

dude im playing half asleep rn

i took another mucinex

[compact knoll]

try my cock man

it also fixes the cough

[fast garden]

gey

anyway ill hop on in a bit

imma get som to eat soon

[compact knoll]

the mentally ill girl tactic works

think ill gram some slop to eat too

[fast garden]

ive dealt with it many times

[viral egret]

i just got domed by m61 from kollontay

[little flame]

RESERVE IS A FUCKING CESSPOOL

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

im just going naked with a bolty and a bag bro

[cyan garnet]

interacting with subhuman pscavs

[compact knoll]

teach me your ways

[cyan garnet]

grim

[fast garden]

yeah

its been longer than week 5 of wipe

never seeing a coop again

[viral egret]

god bless mexico and cheesing

[cyan garnet]

if you're in some shithole city in some shithole part of russia and a pscav comes into your line of sight, kill him!

[viral egret]

bruh im hungry fuck this game ill go cook actual food

[fast garden]

so instead of half my comms being sneezes like the other day

[cyan garnet]

such a dogshit task design

[fast garden]

its going to be big elephant yawns

[cyan garnet]

"you must interact and cooperate with the lowest of the low"

[viral egret]

better than hearin a shotgun blast every raid or so

[ancient marsh]

he tried to go the the scrapped Suburbs map and got slimed

[fast garden]

just got fingerblasted by kaban sniper guards

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-smart-goat-thinking-down-syndrome-gif-9905812555411606126

[fast garden]

i hate when they lock in

[ancient marsh]

should have brought neck prot

[fast garden]

ps right to my jaw

[ancient marsh]

jake paul woulda lived that

[fast garden]

thats a lot of euros

[little flame]

first raid of labs

i cant with this game

[ancient marsh]

he got a slaap plate in his shi after getting knocked out

[little flame]

im gonna drop so many slurs

[ancient marsh]

Somali immigrant after reaching Germany:

[fast garden]

someone took the fucking AK12 stock off my shotgun

[ancient marsh]

worst time to play, since your ovulation cycle is up

[gritty python]

la creatura

[little flame]

bro i cant

[fast garden]

bro are you dying every 3 minutes what map are you on

lmfao

[little flame]

this is on flea

the guy i sent now

[fast garden]

dude i want to fucking kill people

[little flame]

[little flame]

#demon

frfr no cap

[viral egret]

good thing we got u labs access

u gonna ge tkiller 7

[cyan garnet]

i got an ak308 back with no suppressor stock foregrip or grip

just take it at that point

[little flame]

truly

[ancient marsh]

get molested 4 time, success on the 5th time

[little flame]

lol it was satirical

[viral egret]

he ranked up

groomed to groomer

[little flame]

nice

cheater

lmao

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

5 times

[little flame]

stfu

[keen sparrow]

What's everyone doing for Pesach?

[fast garden]

for what

[keen sparrow]

Passover

feast of Efes chametz bread

matza

this stuff... lol

it's like a saltine without salt, lmao

[gritty python]

pita bread burnt in a bag

[soft coral]

took a HUGE shit @gritty python
@fast garden @keen sparrow

bio weapon

[gritty python]

proud of u

[soft coral]

ty babes

[keen sparrow]

great work champ

[soft coral]

i mean

feels good after i took the pill to stop my diarrhea yesterday

[fast garden]

ivan on the lax list

[soft coral]

second ever time this happens in my life

and i'm 23 fuckign unc

fucking 1 in 5 billion chance

[keen sparrow]

just wait till you have to do digital extraction on someone impacted

[soft coral]

Yeah so

either steam or rockstar social is completely borked

and its hard coded to give me that achievement for some reason

despite the fact that my save file does not have it

[viral egret]

@compact knoll @fast garden any of u wanna join labs w/ me and alle?

[soft coral]

ggs

[viral egret]

i need to plant lan hack

@ancient marsh

[little flame]

[soft coral]

something fucked up big time

[compact knoll]

you hear some?

[keen sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/netflix-kpoop-demon-hunters-huntrix-animated-movies-on-netflix-yGMKRainOG7zemvomB

[viral egret]

went labs

alle 1 tap by timmy noscope

i got backshotted instantly

gg

not going back

[keen sparrow]

are we having fun yet?

[soft coral]

save so borked

[viral egret]

beelined to us thru d2 wall marking tunnels bro

[soft coral]

rockstar social thinks I dont have the achievement because i dont
but steam for some reason thinks I have the achievement

ggs

[viral egret]

i have no idea what its called

[soft coral]

it's raining outside and in game

[keen sparrow]

peak immersion

[soft coral]

naw

what fully immerses me is 1 hour of tarkov shoreline rain ambience with the occasional scav yell or gunshot

omg i got a rare rdr2 crash

tbh for a cockstar game it's surprisingly stable

[fast garden]

let me have it you fuck

[keen sparrow]

hooo leeee shit

[soft coral]

they missed such a good reference if they named it "soviet connections"

insane

[keen sparrow]

this fucking retard

[fast garden]

i think its because the gun is from finland

[soft coral]

DO NOT CROP AND MIRROR HIS LEGS

BIG TROUBLE IF YOU DO

big props btw to rockstar for not making any fuckups on the audio end in rdr2

[gritty python]

the bedbananas rdr2 videos will live in my brain forever

[soft coral]

I may be an outlaw

but I always close back the cabinets when looting

I"VE SEEN THIS FLOWER IRL

@gritty python @keen sparrow

wtf dude

[keen sparrow]

Yarrow

[soft coral]

no

englich mace

yarrow is red

[soft coral]

well maybe there is red yarrow

ok but stfu

kys

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

pissingme off

[keen sparrow]

love you dumbass

[soft coral]

stupid american

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1332714601367867505/attachment-55.gif

you arent getting my tax dollars anytime soon pal

[keen sparrow]

isn't he cute when he's mad?

[keen sparrow]

Israel needs more lasers

[soft coral]

HAHAHAHAHA

LOOKA

WHAT IS THAT JOHN

[fast garden]

better handwriting than me

[soft coral]

fucking retard john

[keen sparrow]

and then arthur was cranking out this shit

[soft coral]

arthur was ready to get rejected from art schoool the way he was drawing

john is legit a fucking 5 year old

[keen sparrow]

idk i felt like i was piloting a retard playing as john

[compact knoll]

so we are lying

[soft coral]

yoo

drama

[keen sparrow]

everyone here has played rdr2 already right?

[fast garden]

i saw cryon and alle and didnt want a headache

yeah

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[fast garden]

its normally fine but i feel so fucking bad rn

[keen sparrow]

everything john did but stand perfectly still while breathing

felt like a slap in the face of Arthur's sacrifice

I actually have never *finished rdr2

I just stopped playing after John buys the plot in the south part of the map

[soft coral]

havent finished it

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

it doesnt go on for very long after that iirc?

[soft coral]

1st playthrougj for me

[fast garden]

cuz it sets up for the events of the first game

[keen sparrow]

which i've never played

[fast garden]

me neither

[keen sparrow]

everyone in the first game looks like a chemo patient so i'm good.

[soft coral]

looking like he bout to enlist for make a wish

[stark torrent]

American moment , what is next man , fucking m60

this guy is rich

[keen sparrow]

so much potential

wasted

on making barebones tarkov builds

you know what? fine. whatever tf that is has to be better than the 2 grand Elcan wants for their prism.

[keen sparrow]

WAIT A MINUTE

He's SPT posting

[cyan garnet]

I was filtered by the snow section

Boring

[keen sparrow]

I can't even judge

[cyan garnet]

I did like the first one

[keen sparrow]

I can barely get tthrough the tutorial for Witcher 3

[cyan garnet]

And the zombie dlc was kino

[compact knoll]

@fast garden get on sleepy

[fast garden]

that game sucks which is a shame bc i was interested in the story

[cyan garnet]

I didnt make it though it

Third person rpgs arent for me

[keen sparrow]

i gave it more than the usual 3 tries i give a game

just couldn't do it

sooo fucking boring

aids dandies loadout

[gritty python]

that universe is unironically best experienced through the books, but that’s the old person in me talking

[soft coral]

insane L take

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

u got a shotgun in your pocket or are youhappy to see me?

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

yeah i've seen that going around

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/garydasnaily

[viral egret]

"demon" bro got groped by killa

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2736269024

8:11:25

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

haha gae

[keen sparrow]

yeah this gun is a mess

[soft coral]

1 inch long 12 wide
they call him the slab

[compact knoll]

ill be back in a minute

helping my friend with terminal

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh level 3 fresh out of tutorial with m9 on interchange

[keen sparrow]

2 inch tower of terror

[viral egret]

closer and closer

[fast garden]

its good

[soft coral]

hes too far gone

[viral egret]

@remote fox

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/s/8hU5xyVQ29

Lmao

[fast garden]

that is an antiquated word

holy

never heard that one before

[viral egret]

fuck does miscegenated mean

@stark torrent esti prof de engleza

tre sa stii asa ceva

poate iti da la examenu ala

[remote fox]

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dHC2wTVogs8

[native crypt]

which one is supposed to be female in the thumbnail

[keen sparrow]

if you're asking ,the bottom one

idk, i think she's cute tbh

[native crypt]

asmongold would be one of those nasty having house type hoes

then again im biased and would declare jihad on all streamers if i could

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0VHFPkJztXA

[native crypt]

revolting

[calm pollen]

he got AP 6.3 loaded in those?

[viral egret]

no

pbp

[calm pollen]

ah

its ok

I got a 15 pmc/scav mixed kill log with a mp9 and pbp

on ground zero

[keen sparrow]

how the

FUCK

do you pronouce this shit

[native crypt]

Necronomicon death spell

[fast garden]

i am the gulbgolabgolab

or whatever

[calm pollen]

The shubba wubba lubba bubba dab

[keen sparrow]

okay?

I should just uninstall and go live in the woods.

[winged mica]

FN F2000

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

divine punishment for getting one of the 10+ bad spawns

[fast garden]

i love when unity error

[keen sparrow]

i think the worst i've ever had was one i had last night

spawned at big piss scribble, ran to the parking garage aaaand

Kollontay and his guards all looking at the door

fastest raid i've ever had

honestly i should've died to that nade, idk how i didn't

[keen sparrow]

honestly my main opponents when i argued against legalisation of MJ

they were recreational users up until people started discussing medical marijuana. Then they sudenly became physicians overnight, lol

[blazing basin]

All it takes is a video of a guy getting a THC vape breather applied to his face and then he finally uhh... stops twitching and straightens out his limbs

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0&list=RDkY7jSesdxl0&start_radio=1

[fast garden]

i love the japanese crossover on twitter

[keen sparrow]

yeah Japan's view of the states is just as, if not more-so, warped as a weeaboos view of Japan.

[native crypt]

i guess but at least its something cool instead of shit cartoons

[keen sparrow]

they all pile into KFC for Christmas

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-why-meme-but-why-gif-17485278

[native crypt]

kfc aint that bad

wouldn't do it for Christmas or anything

[blazing basin]

A corpo inserted itself into a newly emerging (in jp) tradition

Shrinple

[keen sparrow]

tell mortgage that the eastern seaboard is being invaded by russia's navy and he'd say, "i like boats"

[native crypt]

god i wish i fucking hate most of the coast dwellers

east and west

[blazing basin]

Are you implying that kfc is bad?

[keen sparrow]

no it's how would one describe

'missing the forest for the trees'

like missing the point?

happens a lot in this channel actually

[native crypt]

the wannabe armerican japs dont inspire loathing like weebs do.

[keen sparrow]

i wouldn't be so sure

[native crypt]

its the same type of behavior but it doesn't make me want to skin them so they are fine in my book

[keen sparrow]

i wouldn't discount oldhead hardline traditionalists feeling bitterness and resentment towards the younger generation flocking to more western aesthetics.

I couldn't imagine a Japanese WW2 vet looking at Gyaru and thinking

'i'm glad i fought for this'

[native crypt]

cant blame them because a lot of that old jap stuff is backward retardation

on the other hand "new = good" is just as retarded

[keen sparrow]

lol, what if there's an alternate timeline where seeing a ganguro girl is what made Shoichi surrender

'yeah bro, we're cooked, mb gang'

🙌 🏳️

[native crypt]

clearly the solution is to elect a pm that mass imports non compatible creatures

[keen sparrow]

so tired of the cube kissers cosplaying the grey goo

[fast garden]

dude ive been scrolling twitter for damn near an hour now

these guys are fucking hilarious

"gun control is homo"
"our police is also homo"

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[fast garden]

they call leftists "payoku"

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenless-zenlesszonezero-cissia-iiB8SIeSVoAqGwVev7

[ancient marsh]

Go to work man

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/h3-h3after-dark-h3podcast-hila-klein-hila-klein-shocked-gif-24934914

[ancient marsh]

this guy has a thing for jewish women

[keen sparrow]

guilty as charged

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tiG6l9WKbIA

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/teHHBMzxFaM

[stark torrent]

Psyop hot women in army do not exist

[low iris]

actually isreal does it as a tactic where they market all of their women in social media to make lonley losers support them lol

but the women almost never face combat

[soft coral]

@stark torrent rearrange tarkov channelwith #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[ancient marsh]

Middle East countries would do this but it would be really hard to find women who could attract a man just by the eyes and eyebrows

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[blazing basin]

"their women"
They just employ models

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rtJDS8fL5Us?si=PErmNg6Fwp7ROOhC

The start of the clip

[viral egret]

????

didnt even open hideout btw

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Cmon mister completionist , go do it

You like these quests

Oh it does 25 damage now

[compact knoll]

GET ON

WE ARE DOING IT

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[viral egret]

imma do it aswell

idk

[stark torrent]

This retard man

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127067402195189882/1488412725989081088/togif.gif

i just copied it from brainfart but oh well

[stark torrent]

here are the rewards, reshala and guards have blickies as well and replica fast MT apparently , no achievement

[compact knoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/max-verstappen-cortisol-tC4FZ86hOeb3ciMuIw

[stark torrent]

so its whatever

[compact knoll]

name referes to the reward

[viral egret]

Reshala > PMC (Head, Eyes)

you look

242x 20x1mm (Blunt)

[soft coral]

now I only have to wait 3 years for my hair to dry

fucking hell

[remote fox]

This guy still has hair

[soft coral]

unlike you prehistoric fossil , I do.

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/showing-my-bald-head-the-wizard-smiling-friends-look-at-my-hair-adult-swim-gif-2267684539243136241

[fast garden]

Same yeah

Love that

[fast garden]

Where achievement

Also I go into work

But I sound like shit so I think they send me back

[compact knoll]

please tell them you got ultra mega cancer

so you dont kill any old people

[fast garden]

Yeah I should not be working but they were adamant about checking me out first

I sound like SHIT

lost my voice somewhat last night

You play arc raiders man

[compact knoll]

i am the number 1 fan

[heady dock]

I'm downloading SPT

[fast garden]

For what purpose

I see

You misspelled Israel

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2038652194350600642

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

some stats about Prestige in Escape from Tarkov

on Prestige lvl 1 - 24502 players
on Prestige lvl 2 - 8946 players
on Prestige lvl 3 - 3452 players
on Prestige lvl 4 - 1730 players
on Prestige lvl 5 - 1121 players
on Prestige lvl 6 - 593 players

total players with prestige:

X · Mar 30, 2026, 4:18 PM

[blazing basin]

You're not our Xalrider

[heady dock]

I'm bibis top goy

[blazing basin]

@ancient marsh look at this punk ^

[fast garden]

Mods ban @ Xalrider

[heady dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

Can't even impersonate xal properly

imagine

[heady dock]

Palestine stole my role, it was promised to me 3000 years ago

[soft coral]

ok?

[ancient marsh]

yo whats up man

whats your BMI

[heady dock]

Twice ur mums, tell her to get out the strait of hormuz, bathtime is over

[ancient marsh]

i cant remember who that guy is

the id makes me draw a blank

[ancient marsh]

i know it's trans visibility day but youre pushing it

[ancient marsh]

dont know what any of that means but god bless, man

my biggest fan

much love

some may call this "dickriding", i call this "immitation is the highest for of flattery"

[heady dock]

PBUH 🙏

[keen sparrow]

We’ve got two of them now?

[heady dock]

Xaltosis

[ancient marsh]

idk what that means

[heady dock]

Me too

[next temple]

Is this fucking osaka

Quick, get the chalk and plane tickets

The rapening must commence

[viral egret]

who is this one

[heady dock]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-lion-mentality-stare-anything-that-speaks-small-dog-gif-15965921308779714815

Tócate los dedos de los pies, cachorrito.

[soft coral]

who the fk this retard

[keen sparrow]

@heady dock fed.

[stark torrent]

already banned

nobody escapes ICE , not even in GAMMA

[hardy cypress]

Been here since 2023, but this account had no activity since March of 2024 before today.
There are interactions between me and this account, but I have no idea what their name was before this recent change.

not Osaka

[stark torrent]

it was most likely osaka , spoke spanish and was toxic thowards a few ppl including Xal most of all

it was obvious bait

[compact knoll]

i dont think osaka was here in 2023

[stark torrent]

it would be insane if a random user , also speaking spanish , with the name Osaka and behaving like a reatard happened to be here as well

oh well

it was very inactive as fuckinsky said above

during 2022-2023 or whatever

[ancient marsh]

holy shit

dude when she changed her name to osaka i thught she was gonna rape me

@compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

impersonating me too

[compact knoll]

dude its discord

he didnt take your social security number

[hallow stream]

he doesn't have that

too fat to go get one

[stark torrent]

Too russian really

[ancient marsh]

almost took my innocence

[compact knoll]

we were so close to greatness

[ancient marsh]

why cant we just be smiling friends and all get along

[hallow stream]

cause you ate all the food from the fridge

[ancient marsh]

that one infamous gif of a guy sitting on a toilet and a cock coming through the gloryhole

and he gives it the most insane loud slap

[native crypt]

Thought you were going to mention the lighter video

[compact knoll]

i know the one

ahahahha

[ancient marsh]

i do not

i know the infamous girl brushing teeth gif

[ancient marsh]

why the chalk

[viral egret]

better grip

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/chalk-powder-gym-clap-getting-ready-talcum-powder-gif-13118241

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[soft coral]

started the sopranos @stark torrent @viral egret

why did i ping cryon

[remote fox]

He grows on you, like mold. Don't question it.

[soft coral]

never said I hated him

[remote fox]

You said it, not me.

[soft coral]

explode

[viral egret]

brO?

@little flame

idk what mod added this

[compact knoll]

its time

the prodigal son returns

[keen sparrow]

i want a full changelog before i decimate my shit with that update

PiP > Armour-rebalance

[viral egret]

i just deleted the remains of spt that i forgot were in my c:/

thought i did it already but i didnt

i have space for gamma now

[compact knoll]

oh yeah they are doing the update

cba to wait

[compact knoll]

download windirstat

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

[compact knoll]

if you want to clean your shit

[keen sparrow]

You're the retard that played SPT without SAIN

[compact knoll]

for some reason i had 7 gigs of roblox cache

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

played one tank game a couple times

[viral egret]

yeah i played it to learn maps not to fight the ai

[keen sparrow]

EFT has practice mode idiot

you don't even need SPT for that, try again

That and SPT maps would be outdated

[viral egret]

i couldn't really care

i did it before 1.0 so

[keen sparrow]

still outdated

ie shoreline expansion type shit

new factory

[viral egret]

dude i did it in hardcore wipe like 1 month before 1.0 wipe aswell

asfaik they changed the maps only after

im p sure im wrong on that but idk i learned maps better by playing live

[keen sparrow]

if you wanted to learn maps in SPT, why not turn the bots off?

[viral egret]

more realistic experience idk

closer to what tarkov would be

leaarn maps without a bit of threat you dont know if youre gonna get camped or not

or somethi9ng

bruyuuh

time to make new worlds to farm this

[little flame]

why are u playing gamma now instead of when update comes out

[compact knoll]

im not waiting a month

i want it NOW

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ltg-5

the fuck is this

bro?????????????????

[compact knoll]

they buffed the damage

it has 20 damage now

reshala and guards also use blickies now

reward is ak308 and some m61 for it

[little flame]

ahahahaha

lol

rmter and cheater

well well well

[compact knoll]

they were 70k last time i checked

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881010554007851133/1300805924646289478/attachment.gif

[compact knoll]

the red arrow is pointing to the wrong person

[keen sparrow]

oh important reading material

https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pesach_cdo/aid/1846/jewish/How-to-Celebrate-Passover.htm

[ancient marsh]

you click on this from lebanon and your pc explodes

[compact knoll]

the jews are the enemy of christ

[ancient marsh]

saving this for later

[keen sparrow]

but Christ is our Passover Lamb

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[keen sparrow]

oh, mb homie

https://tenor.com/view/luce-rock-throw-luce-throw-rock-gif-4906254461038615473

there, is this what you want?

[compact knoll]

ew catholic

[keen sparrow]

NOT EVEN

oooh

I used a gif of a catholic cartoon

OOPS

literally had to look this shit up, i'm a dumbass

[compact knoll]

didnt know that

[little flame]

here we go again

[ancient marsh]

pull up the ovulation tracker before you load in

quick

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-think-monkey-tiger-CncEX02H3bxf6NjbK4

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

@ancient marsh can u send the knight clip

where i scream

i gotta show my friend the terror

😭

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://youtube.com/shorts/sb3pim3KGpM?si=c5FwjM4wCAexz2ma

?????????????

[little flame]

YOOOOO

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[stark torrent]

Cryon is in what room

[ancient marsh]

honestly i have no fucking clue what the "jewelry room" is