#💣tarkov-released
viral egret
keen sparrow
oh it's 8? i forgot. i like having as much magnification as possible, but also having that 1x
360 meter hail mary, lol
keen sparrow
and razer is -4
viral egret
yeah
soft coral
fast garden
far from the worst but not my fav
keen sparrow
i'll take this over whatever tf BSG put inside the vudu 
keen sparrow
let me boot my shit back up and look
I can never remember what the 2 34mm S&B scope reticles look like
viral egret
i'll take this over whatever tf BSG put inside the vudu <:omegakekw:101612111037...
vudu better imo
keen sparrow
I guess if you never use subtensions, yeah
viral egret
bro ion even fight ppl farther than 100 meters
i only killed that guy at 360 meters cause i wanted to have fun
keen sparrow
yeah, that's a good one
fast garden
keen sparrow
and then its 5-25x brother
fast garden
and then its 5-25x brother
great reticle overkill scope
keen sparrow
oh aids
keen sparrow
great reticle overkill scope
oh boy
keen sparrow
I have to crank my dpi down to use this, i lowkey hate it
it can zero to 800 meters 
I think most scopes in tapkob top out at like.. 450?
soft coral
my beloved
ok hubble
viral egret
@ancient marsh @little flame
short cove
U missing smth
short cove
Me
cyan garnet
I'm not a huge fan tbh
little flame
sure bro
first shot head top of head he literally cant have a peek on me
9 achievements 1400 hours
nvm
he was straight above
p!cryon
torpid sparrow
ancient marsh
p!cryon
little flame
p cryon 2x ig
ancient marsh
@stark torrent @compact knoll
FIRST HE SAYS
"I WILL COVER YOU"
AS TWO FUCKING SCAVS WALK PAST HIM BACK TO BACK
little flame
ancient marsh
AND BLOW MY LEGS OFF
AFTER THAT I PICK A NADE OUT TO THROW IT AT A PMC
CRYON WALKS INTO MY
AND THE NADE BOUNCES OFF HIM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
IN ONE RAID
HOW IS HE SO INBRED
little flame
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
looook
viral egret
little flame
ancient marsh
viral egret
passive ragebait
little flame
https://giphy.com/gifs/max-verstappen-cortisol-tC4FZ86hOeb3ciMuIw
low cortisol but high cholesterol
keen sparrow
we sent the same gif at the same time 
fast garden
didnt realize until just now
you can press that little cog icon to open the edit build screen
hollow patrol
ancient marsh
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @remote fox @viral egret @fast garden https://youtu.be/WhlywAuG2qs?si=VANYxWS57ql7J1HF&t=222
environmental storytelling
timestamp
weapon airdrop
soft coral
No way i get diarrhea bro
You gotta be shitting me
@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent
what a shitty situation
shit really hit the fan
keen sparrow
good fucking grief
viral egret
that shot at me first
keen sparrow
You gotta be shitting me
<@913517123396071525> <@602878702409351199> <@146741297...
thank you
for that
viral egret
fast garden
p!cryon
viral egret
viral egret
@stark torrent interchange goes hard
4 man jumps me and thee in flare exfil
i kill 2 right off the bat,third flanks and i headshot him
i push 4th and kill him too
viral egret
remote fox
why is spotify giving me a bunch of k and j pop
Spotify giving you J-pop, X giving you Japanese posts. Something is going on.
calm pollen
You kill 2 Timmy's , one mid ranked and one elevated person
Shouldn't have been cocky to begin with but come on, those sub 10 levelers didn't even have good ammo
viral egret
Shouldn't have been cocky to begin with but come on, those sub 10 levelers didn'...
bro
calm pollen
I hope you sold their shit
viral egret
they banged me out
plates zeroed
they had an altyn guy
they ran pbp and ap mp5s 2
one had rd and rpd with x39 ps
im also a timmy but still
calm pollen
Good shit
viral egret
they also jumped me
calm pollen
I hope they learned something
viral egret
i was only alive because thee was there to help
fast garden
You kill 2 Timmy's , one mid ranked and one elevated person
they were all kitted out cryon just had the jump on the first two
had killas shit as well
viral egret
had killas shit as well
the gun was missing
fast garden
entire fight i was just getting my shit blown apart
calm pollen
i was only alive because thee was there to help
I wasnt saying you were cocky, I implied they were
Let's settle down, no shade being thrown at you
viral egret
I wasnt saying you were cocky, I implied they were
i was uhh
cocky at tue end
on the 4th guy
but i played it really safe
viral egret
neat
i know that artist
idr the yt channel name anymore
he has good art of tarkov pmcw
fast garden
the only thing i dont like ab scroll wheel zoom is that it changes zoom even while in menus for whatever reason
keen sparrow
you guys aren't going to believe this
Stalin's Granddaughter (yes, that Stalin) lives in Portland Oregon.
She goes by 'Chrese Evans' now, but was born Olga Peters to Svetlana Alliluyeva, Stalin's only daughter.
fast garden
bitches get free will and name themselves chris evans
keen sparrow
*the progeny of Joseph Stalin
named themself
Chris Evans
oh i know where that is
That's mount Tabor, lol
blazing basin
oh i know where that is
Ca-riiiinge
keen sparrow
That's like 1/3rd the bitches in portland btw dawg
blazing basin
That's like 1/3rd the bitches in portland btw dawg
Even worse
keen sparrow
ayo, i need this T-Shirt
pseudo storm
Pure blood 💪
low iris
ayo, i need this T-Shirt
one day i will go cyberpsycho because of the jab
will forever resent the U.S. gov for that shit
take the jab ur putting random shit in ur system
if you dont you lose your livlehood
lose your education lose your job can't support yourself or yourfamily
keen sparrow
mark of the beast lookin aaah vaccine
low iris
anytime anyone talks about how "Free" America is all you need to do is point that out
first one imo wasnt even that bad
butr like the 20
that came after
fuck that shit mannn
keen sparrow
and the flip-flopping
low iris
keen sparrow
wear a mask, dont wear a mask wear 2 masks actually don't wear masks, wear one inside your car driving alone, don't wear one, wear 3 masks, wear 2,
and all the state governors that got caught at large gatherings while their states were shut down and not allowed to have large gatherings
Like newsom at his vineyard or whatever tf that was
low iris
wear a mask, dont wear a mask wear 2 masks actually don't wear masks, wear one i...
stopped wearing the mask like 6 months in
caliw as in total shutdown mode
the kids in this state didnt go to school for 2 whole years
if you started middle school then covid happened the next time you went irl was at highschool
keen sparrow
that's so fucked. big thoughts and prayers for all the lil homies that had school during covid
especially those whose fisrt ever exp with school was covid school.
keen sparrow
stopped wearing the mask like 6 months in
my GF knows how to use a sewing machine, cause she does cosplay stuff. She made me a mask out of a brand new pair of panties. the loops that go over your ears on it are upcycled bra straps.
so if anyone was going to make me wear a mask, i was going to make them uncomfortable.
stark torrent
insane angle on front gl guard
Vitenam Vets want to know more
low iris
my GF knows how to use a sewing machine, cause she does cosplay stuff. She made ...
fuck you for making me read that
fast garden
first one imo wasnt even that bad
yeah we got the first one bc we were worried ab grandparents
then they did 20 more
lmfao
stark torrent
my GF knows how to use a sewing machine, cause she does cosplay stuff. She made ...
i dont know what the fuck to say man its 7 AM and i have to go to work after reading this
keen sparrow
fast garden
oohrah work wants me to come in even tho im psure i got covid
low iris
oohrah work wants me to come in even tho im psure i got covid
wdym
its the big 26
covid is gon e?
fast garden
keen sparrow
fast garden
ime to get some rest
cyan garnet
occupiers have invaded the water trough
fast garden
Greedy fuck
fast garden
Bobo is the bobtailed cat
Milo is that orange retard
Luna is black with brown splotches
keen sparrow
never saw my cat do his bedding like that or whatever is called
kneading?
fast garden
keen sparrow
cats do it all the time? wtf?
stark torrent
3 cats man damn
mossy coral
fast garden
Milo almost never does it unless she is super disarmed like she is in my room
keen sparrow
every cat i've ever lived with has done it. 
mossy coral
Cats have a lot of personality
They really do, my cat is obsessed with sniffing armpits and will fight you to stick his face in there
Otherwise he is a perfectly normal if stupid cat
keen sparrow
They really do, my cat is obsessed with sniffing armpits and will fight you to s...
omg my grandparents' cat with hair products
has to smell your hair after a shower and rub her face in your hair, knead your scalp, has to snifff and stick her face into the hairspray cap
mossy coral
It's just really unsettling to feel the cats face press up against my skin and I can feel them inhale through my clothes
Fucking weird
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
It's just really unsettling to feel the cats face press up against my skin and I...
literally your cat
keen sparrow
cyan garnet
they put way too much effort into these shitposts
compact knoll
Of course he is orange, it all makes sense now
soft coral
is he retarded
pseudo storm
His face after he pissed on the wall again
Why he pissing on the wall
stark torrent
No idea
blazing basin
His face after he pissed on the wall again
Marking territory or something
viral egret
His face after he pissed on the wall again
you know what to do
chop his nuts off neuter him
stark torrent
Marking territory or something
yeah he is trying to mask my smell i think or smth with his or whatever , he pissed in my shoes and slippers as well
imma fucking
thats also the main issue , cat piss fucking smells compared to dog piss
remote fox
yeah he is trying to mask my smell i think or smth with his or whatever , he pis...
Chad Cat vs. Soy Romani.
stark torrent
remote fox
He is mogging you so hard.
stark torrent
Chad Cat vs. Soy Romani.
his main problem is grandma , she caught him and gave him two slippers over his ass , he stayed under the table whole day
she saw the piss and started cursing him to hell and back hahahah
on my fucking walls you fucking degenerate where are you
bro was hiding
keen sparrow
fast garden
His face after he pissed on the wall again
So one of ours would piss on the wall all the time
Turns out she had a bladder infection
Once we fixed that she stopped doing it
Wake up
10 min later work calls
Person I was training with called out
keen sparrow
aids
fast garden
Told me I could stay home and they would put me on another day to train with instead
keen sparrow
fast garden
Yea
Idk what they did but we had to start getting the cat food that’s like
Meant to help with that kind of stuff
And they haven’t gotten any kind of infection since
Because if they have a litter box to use or go outside or something it’s unusual for them to just piss all over the floor
Now is it like, them spraying or just straight puddles of piss
Cuz it was just straight puddles for our cat
Anyway how’s valheim man I was planning on getting it whenever it also came out on console assuming they do that
So I could play with friends
compact knoll
Anyway how’s valheim man I was planning on getting it whenever it also came out ...
Uuuuuuuuuh
So its like
Very slow
Usually
You could say relaxing
And its very grindy
You will be doing the same shit for most of the game
ancient marsh
yeah he is trying to mask my smell i think or smth with his or whatever , he pis...
getting stenchmogged by your cat
bragging in vc all the time about how much you stink
remote fox
It's all making sense now.
ancient marsh
his main problem is grandma , she caught him and gave him two slippers over his ...
cats are dumb and i heard that punishing them not immediately after the action is bad
because they are retarded and dont understand why they are being punished
stark torrent
Now is it like, them spraying or just straight puddles of piss
he is spraying the wall , but he did a puddle here and there a bit
hmm imma keep an eye out for him
fast garden
he is spraying the wall , but he did a puddle here and there a bit
Yeah if it’s spraying I’m not sure then
stark torrent
Anyway how’s valheim man I was planning on getting it whenever it also came out ...
Idk about console but the mods carry this game as any other , you can make server with mods and everyone can download the same mods and play together
Its very fun imo but as Artyom said , it is slow and grindy , like u gonna have to mine a lot of shit , wood etc to build bases in biomes as you explore , the world is huge
but with friends is obviously peak as you can adventure together
me and my friend moored a boat to rest , explore the edge of the forest a bit , two trolls and a bear , we never ran so fast back to the boat
fast garden
Yeah I got abiotic factor to play with some friends on console but they didn’t seem that interested and I’m not sure
But valheim might be a bit more enjoyable
I’ll keep an eye on it
ancient marsh
what 1 patch without an event does to mf
stark torrent
what 1 patch without an event does to mf
ancient marsh
Charleston White?
fast garden
ok
the usec eod red flannel shirt is really cool but man it really sticks out
its a very vibrant red
ancient marsh
i could join im bored asl
notice how he never says hes busy as hell
curious isnt it
viral egret
notice how he never says hes busy as hell
what
keen sparrow
fast garden
pk mission customs
goons
kill knight and pipe
birdeye rushing me but also hear noise on opposite side that i know is a player
decide to worry ab bird first
birdeye runs to my door, DROPS PRONE right before the entrance
sits there for 10 seconds
gets up, starts to run away, i instantly get headshot by player
???
wtf man
viral egret
gets up, starts to run away, i instantly get headshot by player
ragebaited
compact knoll
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222569497702170716/1487929543091028219...
-20 fps
keen sparrow
-20 fps
so about that
most magazines have all the rounds fully rendered inside of them anyways. depending on how many patron bones the mag author put on the model
you would see no performance loss making a mag's housing clear
keen sparrow
most yeah
viral egret
i thought they only had about the top 4-6 rounds give or take
from what ive noticed 30 roudners do
keen sparrow
but for your windowed P-Mag
viral egret
i can look in 20 rounders for say, sr or mdr and all bullets are rendered
keen sparrow
compact knoll
viral egret
but for your windowed P-Mag
those too
viral egret
the ak-12 mags have them all rendered i think too
compact knoll
AHHAHAHAHAH
keen sparrow
p!cryon
viral egret
because they have those little gaps to see the bullet tip
keen sparrow
messaged my teacher the shopping list instead of my mother
you're married to your teacher now, grats 
fast garden
can i have a hazing video too??
"jew or goy" but its live or spt
compact knoll
@stark torrent @soft coral havent tried this one before
keen sparrow
"jew or goy" but its live or spt
that's actuallly genious
fast garden
"transparent mags? jew"
compact knoll
it tastes like normal mags
mags
fuck you
i meant hell
but smoother
a bit less acidic
keen sparrow
time to watch it again
this frame but replace Barney with Nikita wearing sunglasses
soft coral
it tastes like normal mags
compact knoll
chewing on bakelite
fast garden
peacekeeping mission so chill until customs
zero deaths on every map except for one on streets
all 1 raid completions
get 2 scavs on customs
get spawn pushed and die bc class 3 toilet paper on my chest
oohrah marines
guy runs to dorms
to stand entirely still for 4 minutes
full sand
compact knoll
its just a joke from bsg meant to troll players
I think that was the actual model before
But they changed it and kept this one ingame
hallow stream
this frame but replace Barney with Nikita wearing sunglasses
"5.56 andie? GOY"
cyan garnet
to stand entirely still for 4 minutes
statue gameplay
fast garden
statue gameplay
you that cod video thats like
"what sound does a black cow make"
thats what i said out loud
cyan garnet
compact knoll
thats what i said out loud
do you know why black people are afraid of chainsaws?
fast garden
keen sparrow
do you know why black people are afraid of chainsaws?
k i haven't heard this one since i was in 3rd grade
glacial haven
do you know why black people are afraid of chainsaws?
I think Justin Bieber has the answer to that one
fast garden
god forbid you have an attachment on a helmet
nikita add more high cut helmets pls
thats what we like
its been too long since we got new helmets in tarkov that werent arena
calm pollen
I know what would make the game better Nikita, add durability to headsets
fast garden
these ones are fucking retarded
110k
like
sure man
whatever
zero reason for all these helmets to be so far apart in price
you cant even wear some headsets with the strike helmet
calm pollen
Why is the multicam tan and the regular tan different in price
keen sparrow
multicam is for kinetic cag ops
Theme-song to all the news articles i've read in the past 72 hours tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JK-wSbOfrA&list=RD-JK-wSbOfrA&start_radio=1
fast garden
the only high cut helmets that matter are the fast, airframe, tc800, and tc2001
compact knoll
keen sparrow
fast garden
the jewi vitton
compact knoll
in what way
keen sparrow
in what way
the way you hold every other pistol ever made, if you hold the Desert Eagle that way, it'll 'stove-pipe' the ejected brass
like 70% chance to stove pipe
keen sparrow
you have to limp wrist the desert eagle for the action to move back all the way, so the casing can get chucked out completely
fast garden
its a fucking colossal hand cannon with a very unique silhouette
keen sparrow
but yeah it's actually a massive pile of shit that looks cool.
it's like the P90 of handguns
fast garden
and thats about all there is to say about it
i hear most people do have issues with it jamming
so wonder if its that whole "you are supposed to limp wrist it"
thats so fucking stupid
gun designed to be fired by twinks
keen sparrow
gun designed to be fired by twinks
it has an AR15 style bolt too btw
keen sparrow
fast garden
and magnum research
glacial haven
only reason the gun has popularity is because it LOOKS badass
Games also had quite a hand in that one, every game that I have ever played, which had weapons in it of some sort, was extremely likely to have the Desert Eagle in it and it being insanely good compared to the other available secondary firearms
fast garden
same exact thing as in movies
the gun looked cool and was big as fuck
make it cool even when irl its hot ass
keen sparrow
compact knoll
holy shit dude i stink
fast garden
https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-matrix-agent-smith-smith-gun-gif-1776410536267...
you can tell its the matrix because he is not only controlling the recoil of the handgun, but it doesnt immediately malfunction when fired
glacial haven
make it cool even when irl its hot ass
I mean, I honestly expected that to be the case, even as a kid when playing with it in my kit because it just looks heavy as fuck compared to every single other pistol
keen sparrow
you can tell its the matrix because he is not only controlling the recoil of the...
Smith had powers in the first film, confirmed
fast garden
compact knoll
holy shit dude i stink
for some reason its only one armpit that i was sweating from
glacial haven
for some reason its only one armpit that i was sweating from
Xal took care of the other
ancient marsh
for some reason its only one armpit that i was sweating from
do you seat next to a heater
my heater is like 60cm from my ribs
i be dripping from my right pit without telling yall
keen sparrow
Xal took care of the other
compact knoll
do you seat next to a heater
no heater no
compact knoll
i was walking outside in a jacket at 17 celcius
ancient marsh
i was walking outside in a jacket at 17 celcius
holy fucking stinkmaxxing
compact knoll
forgot i'm asking a
yes i want to use a heater at 17 celcius
compact knoll
boilmaxxing
compact knoll
im just gonna shower man
remote fox
pits and chest
Emphasis on the pits.
ancient marsh
yes i want to use a heater at 17 celcius
i dont want to unscrew the radiator grill and turn it off man
remote fox
Fat folds.
remote fox
True 
fast garden
im just gonna shower man
compact knoll
why are you pinging me with it
fast garden
i felt like it
compact knoll
ancient marsh
True <:peepo_sadge:1439166968014835803>
whats the weather in finland
wait sorry
let me type it in a finnish accent
fast garden
on todays episode of anything but a fucking bolt action i am going to streets for last lk task
ancient marsh
vats ve vetter in finnlant
glacial haven
Apparently Twitter now limited Grok's answering capabilities to Premium subscribers only lmao
remote fox
4°C sunny, I'm dying.
ancient marsh
Apparently Twitter now limited Grok's answering capabilities to Premium subscrib...
jobless pedophiles in shambles
😭
ancient marsh
4°C sunny, I'm dying.
that's warm
blazing basin
vats ve vetter in finnlant
Suomi
ancient marsh
12c here
glacial haven
jobless pedophiles in shambles
Now the "Grok, put this girl in a swimsuit" prompt is locked behind 10$ a month 🥀
ancient marsh
Now the "Grok, put this girl in a swimsuit" prompt is locked behind 10$ a month ...
they're gonna have to cancel their crunchyroll subscription 😭
glacial haven
they're gonna have to cancel their crunchyroll subscription 😭
They now gotta make difficult decisions, either they pay for Premium on Twitter or they continue preparing their Roblox Account for the eventual Roblox Dating App 🥀
ancient marsh
They now gotta make difficult decisions, either they pay for Premium on Twitter ...
eventual? i thought its out
viral egret
i caught up with the stuff, i got my armored case and i need labs for the jammer
ancient marsh
and it's 17+
ancient marsh
i caught up with the stuff, i got my armored case and i need labs for the jammer
iedy uninstalled lil bro.
glacial haven
eventual? i thought its out
I didn't know that
viral egret
iedy uninstalled lil bro.
gg
glacial haven
iedy uninstalled lil bro.
Fr?
ancient marsh
me reading iedy uninstalled tarkov
viral egret
bro escaped the addiction
ancient marsh
https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224
@stark torrent
compact knoll
@fast garden 👉🏻 👈🏻
compact knoll
me reading iedy uninstalled tarkov
wait really
viral egret
he wont escape tarkov bro
ancient marsh
wait really
he probably needed space on his disk for the naked Lina dota mod
viral egret
he will be back sometime soon
ancient marsh
he will be back sometime soon
when he is back, i will be right behind him as usual
viral egret
when he is back, i will be right behind him as usual
of course
stark torrent
iedy uninstalled lil bro.
innocent lie
ancient marsh
innocent lie
compact knoll
@fast garden get on man
viral egret
@fast garden theynegotiate come play
compact knoll
@fast garden cmere
keen sparrow
They now gotta make difficult decisions, either they pay for Premium on Twitter ...
Sweet Jesus, what a sentence, lol
ancient marsh
p!cryon
stark torrent
p!cryon
stark torrent
<@602878702409351199> ZNegotiator
keen sparrow
i don't understand why that would get one muted
ancient marsh
https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-dexter-doakes-mOuVjiA6qvLGB3NusU
thats how artem pronounces it
keen sparrow
unless they're implying mature women are too old??
compact knoll
I think Justin Bieber has the answer to that one
its so funny that you 2 immediatly recognised it
ancient marsh
compact knoll
i mean rixxana is old but you?
viral egret
old ass mf
glacial haven
i mean rixxana is old but you?
glacial haven
33 in 5 months. fuck
dayum
ancient marsh
33 in 5 months. fuck
viral egret
hypothetical
stark torrent
33 in 5 months. fuck
glacial haven
https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y
What about you, aren't you also just shy of being 30?
keen sparrow
It is really annoying to do age verif. every once in a while, and it takes longer and longer to scroll to 1993, lol
glacial haven
Pretty much there unc
glacial haven
Pack it up, you're going into Assisted Living
compact knoll
Pack it up, you're going into Assisted Living
@fast garden can take care of him
glacial haven
<@602878702409351199> can take care of him
By doing what exactly? Smothering him with a pillow?
glacial haven
Only a couple more years for Iedy until he has stuff in his Pantry that expired 7 years ago
blazing basin
Pack it up, you're going into Assisted Living
More like assisted dying.Tark already has him sedated
glacial haven
More like assisted dying.Tark already has him sedated
Assisted Suicide, next edition of Tarkov will contain a collectors edition, a branded chair and reinforced rope
blazing basin
Assisted Suicide, next edition of Tarkov will contain a collectors edition, a br...
rated for 300kg
glacial haven
Ngl, a collectors edition with a branded chair and a rope would go pretty hard lmao
soft coral
glacial haven
You already know that electric chair would not be for execution but would have one of those motorized dildo's attached to it
keen sparrow
a 'drill-do'?
glacial haven
calm pollen
It is really annoying to do age verif. every once in a while, and it takes longe...
Lmao, I have to scroll to 94
keen sparrow
so aids
compact knoll
calm pollen
I hate the calendar type ones where it only let's you go by the months so I have to spam cluck the back button till it reaches 94
little flame
@ancient marsh @viral egret just unlocked labrys if u wanna do it later
i need the story shit
viral egret
<@292700214492397568> <@453294099672596502> just unlocked labrys if u wanna do i...
fire
i got u pkp for gs25
carried it out
soft coral
little flame
p!cryon
keen sparrow
p!cryon
little flame
after yesterdays customs incident
stark torrent
@ancient marsh Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiting patch 0.5.0 for #TarkovArena, which was originally planned for Q1 2026. We'd like to share that the release has been postponed to mid-April 2026.
In addition to new content, BattlePass Season 2, and various fixes, we have also decided to transition to an updated version of the game engine — Unity 6. This step will help improve performance and make the gameplay smoother, but it requires more time than we initially planned for this update.
Thank you for your understanding and for staying with us!
little flame
i dont know anymore
little flame
<@292700214492397568> Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiti...
i thought this was a xal ban message
my heart jumped for a sec
little flame
https://giphy.com/gifs/jane-doe-low-cortisol-HFu0nqxgvo6HD7PkCK
why u gotta make it anime girl
little flame
<@292700214492397568> Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiti...
wait what
😭
viral egret
<@292700214492397568> Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiti...
-20 fps later
stark torrent
why u gotta make it anime girl
Please adress Jane Doe, The Undercover Rat Thiren from Section 6 with respect
little flame
Please adress Jane Doe, The Undercover Rat Thiren from Section 6 with respect
ill send fucking 10 trolls to ur base rn
dont mess with me
keen sparrow
Please adress Jane Doe, The Undercover Rat Thiren from Section 6 with respect
you oughtta stop
lmfao
glacial haven
<@292700214492397568> Dear players! We know many of you have been eagerly awaiti...
That brings up an interesting question, was Arena already IL2CPP?
stark torrent
Troll has algae on his ass and a very long nose , what did the devs mean by this
stark torrent
That brings up an interesting question, was Arena already IL2CPP?
very interesting , i think it might have
stark torrent
actually birmingham
gg wouldnt wish that to my worst enemy
glacial haven
very interesting , i think it might have
If it wasn't then the issues of the base game will now come to Arena lmao
stark torrent
We already had wallers anyway so yeah
keen sparrow
looked up at a pulse anomaly and my fucking game crashed
fast garden
looked up at a pulse anomaly and my fucking game crashed <:omegakekw:10161211103...
has happened so many times
keen sparrow
my first time
my first ever GAMMA crash was trying to stand up inside a tent
and the tent remembering it can collide with the ground, me, and itself 1000 times a second
calm pollen
Kaban guard signature look of superiority
soft coral
https://youtu.be/jTx5c-2QOXc?t=84
if you'd like a movie wirh similar energy to borat
i recommend black cat white cat
calm pollen
https://youtu.be/jTx5c-2QOXc?t=84
Is this because xal sounds like borat?
compact knoll
Is this because xal sounds like borat?
talking about cryon
calm pollen
talking about cryon
This is vcr
ancient marsh
@compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0pxTft8row
"i could really go for some yogurt right now"
calm pollen
gritty python
and the tent remembering it can collide with the ground, me, and itself 1000 tim...
the collision fart of computer death
same thing happens anytime i walk too close to a workbench with my ass facing it
sounds like i’m getting strafed by an A-10
keen sparrow
i love the A-10 sound, omg
soft coral
cyan garnet
https://youtu.be/jTx5c-2QOXc?t=84
viral egret
@fast garden do you also get ads ingame
fast garden
wtf is this
viral egret
kappa quest tracker
soft coral
a hilarious thing
grandad's shower boiler uses regular wood to heat up the water
no joke
if he wants to shower shoves a few logs in there and lights em
after some time gg ez water is 60 degrees
@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow @native crypt
this is somethinf the west cannot comprehend
this shit is a casual fucking bomb
keen sparrow
lol
stark torrent
Dman that is cool ngl, wood boilers are insane for heating a room as well , downside is u need a lot of wood and u should put ever 3 4 hours a log in it
But it will warm up a room ez even in ice
soft coral
Dman that is cool ngl, wood boilers are insane for heating a room as well , down...
for room we have the regular heater
it says "vulcan" on the text
these are literally indestructible some metal and those heat bricks jnside
this is where kids learn not to touch the hottie hottie it makes burnie burnie
gritty python
Dman that is cool ngl, wood boilers are insane for heating a room as well , down...
wood fired heaters best choice in rimworld too
keen sparrow
we have a fireplace here too
gritty python
No sense of irony in this image btw
whatever it is, it is prolly shit, thank you discord
keen sparrow
blazing basin
Are the boxes for burning?
ancient marsh
rugs boxes and drapes near a furnace
keen sparrow
rugs boxes and drapes near a furnace
Not mine
The 66 year old retard boomer that owns the place sets up the fireplace stuff
Had to tell him not to store oil lamps on the floor next to it too
My favourite is all his prospecting bumper stickers
like yeah, cool, we'll have precious metals when shit hits the fan, but the biggest vehicle in our driveway also has stickers all over it that advertise 'HEY GET GOLD HERE WE HAVE GOLD COME GET'
viral egret
@ancient marsh going down in inter from ultra med
ultra turbo slur with 3 preestiges camps me
killed with sa58=
bro had a full bag of just dogshit electronics
ancient marsh
viral egret
dude
@stark torrent keyboard is fried
i hold v to push to talk
it switches firemodes 3 times
then pulls out my fn40gl from 4th slot
schizo voices telling me to bomb people
fast garden
viral egret
compact knoll
gen4 full and ronin resp
unstoppable force meets immovable object
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
viral egret
NA factory is wild
keen sparrow
compact knoll
viral egret
went factory with thee @compact knoll
fast garden
get three kills
fast garden
"dont they need to be suppressed?"
566 dmg to body on three pmcs
1800dmg to armor
son
viral egret
it expires
fast garden
and then cbj pens the top of a full altyn
why do i even bother with this shit game
not counting rico chance thats already like a 20 percent pen chance
every class 5 helmet today so far has just made me more fucking angry that i get penned on first shot every time than if i just wore something class 4
yeah okay
60rds of SSA on factory
NA is just nothing but pedophiles
no one ever fucking moves and they always have 70 pen bullets
when they kill you they have a sub 30 SR
i dont get it
ancient marsh
NA is just nothing but pedophiles
One raid of na and this man crumbles
Imagine how I felt until I fixed my bypasser to work on EU
fast garden
ive done like 5 on factory so far
ancient marsh
20 years without a footjob, think what it does to a man...
fast garden
every one is the same
die to man standing perfectly still in spawn who happens to have a ronin respirator on so my shotgun is worthless
then regardless of a 42 pen bullet or a 60 pen bullet i die in a single headshot
despite wearing class 5 headgear
every fucking time
thats if i dont get killed by lapua AP or a GL or flash ks23
im just going to grab ap20 and play a normal map its more likely i actually get kills there
the enshittification of factory should be studied
compact knoll
just go killa hunt man
fast garden
im taking AP20 to customs
ancient marsh
Remember when we went to na and found like 50 naked dudes
Running day 1 of hardcore wipe tier kits
On woods
fast garden
early and mid wipe NA is hysterical for that
ancient marsh
Its like the meme of the north Korean defector woman
ancient marsh
early and mid wipe NA is hysterical for that
It was like 2 months in btw loool
fast garden
still mid wipe for the avg na tarkov unc
ancient marsh
"In america you go in naked on tarkov because half the roubles go to israel, and the other half pays the giant hospital bill"
stark torrent
<@146741297875517440> keyboard is fried
gg
blazing basin
remote fox
@stark torrent
fast garden
shoot player 4 times in chest with ap20 and lives
shoot tagilla once in his face and he dies
?
tarkov constantly giving me the toothiest footjobs
fast garden
died to a headshot to the face from an sks
pscav
doesnt even actually pen
just kills me outright
ok
literally
sub4 kd
sub 40 surv rate
this one was moving however
quest done whatever
game is fucking agony solo on some maps
suppressed dvl has like 42 ergo now
gg
fast garden
die with 3/5 psycho sniper
guy is named JefferyEpstein
15 min in raid left by dickhead rock
god bless
winged mica
@keen sparrow
keen sparrow
now this i like
blazing basin
cyan garnet
Swing this retard in pkpts hallway and after jarvis enhance the footage clearly shot him in the head 2 or 3 times with fmj 4.6
duo kills him he's wearing a like 0'd tier 3 helmet
cyan garnet
Mysterious marked?
keen sparrow
some of these dudes are like wind-up toys
cyan garnet
watched my mate get shat on through kiba arms glass
Last night
Thought it was bulletproof lowk
"They must be using depleted uranium rounds"
native crypt
Thought it was bulletproof lowk
it was until they changed it to where non flesh ammo pens it
native crypt
iirc they didn't even mention it in a patch note
cyan garnet
although its not been bulletproof for while now
I have an 8:30 appointment at ultra
excuse me killa i have to return these video tapes
winged mica
How hard is it to prestige
keen sparrow
How hard is it to prestige
kappa and a bunch of skills caps
stark torrent
before it was just get kappa and lvl 55 but now it got considerably harder as u need to do specific story tasks and some are grindy
keen sparrow
oh they added more than just 'new beginnings'?
fast garden
im so tired of bolty tasks man
literally would be so much happier if no tarkov shooter 8, sbih, or psycho required
keen sparrow
in a game like this there's not really any reason for bolty to exist
atleast not when the entire DMR category is available
keen sparrow
literally would be so much happier if no tarkov shooter 8, sbih, or psycho requi...
let me ask you this, how often do you take a bolt action into a raid and it's not for a task or because it's just what you had.
stark torrent
sbih just has too many maps , half are dogshit
fast garden
let me ask you this, how often do you take a bolt action into a raid and it's no...
before prestige i lowk would
but after actually doing kappa several times
i never want to touch one
native crypt
me to all bolty task
cyan garnet
Ive done it once nd i wont be prestiging again
cyan garnet
Mental illness in its purest form
fast garden
p3 is the only one i care ab for rn
2 is v good
but three has the cool ass bear voice
i am p 1
too lazy to get p2 for hardcore
keen sparrow
this was
remote fox
My duo is super close to prestige 3
Does he enjoy playing the game?
keen sparrow
cool i guess
cyan garnet
too lazy to get p2 for hardcore
Yeah i did that 1 during hardcore and that was enough
cyan garnet
keen sparrow
cyan garnet
this was
I lost a melee fight to some setup gamer in dorms the other day and instantly bought the arena sword
cyan garnet
why they adding more shit to Collector
I love collecting items of charisma vaccum retards
Dr disrespect armour is still required 
keen sparrow
He won btw
native crypt
in hell he wont
keen sparrow
I think Twitch is just going to keep getting worse