💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

Rex sounds like that one weird uncle

But it chill tho

[keen sparrow]

who has all the crazy stories?

[short cove]

BTW a little goof

[fast garden]

refer to the statement immediately before this

[short cove]

My father once blew up a telephone cell w a pipe bomb

[keen sparrow]

not the first person on Discord to tell me that. There's a guy over at WTT that will just tag me every once in a while to hear a crazy story or get a weird random fact.

[short cove]

Dad lore you learn while it's like 2pm on a saturday

[compact knoll]

welcome back mossad

[glacial haven]

There's 4 different statements right before that, I specifically asked if it was about AI after my question

[keen sparrow]

gaming as a streaming service

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[glacial haven]

Ah yikes

[little flame]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

@viral egret ha

more like, eats crayons

[little flame]

he does

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oorah-usmc-gif-16328016324165754779

[short cove]

Fact, did you know that your brain hard limits what your muscles can do in terms of strength? So you dont fuck yourself up too early in life.

Adrenaline overrides that for a bit

It's not giving more strength of anything, just removed the guardrails.

[viral egret]

felon

[ancient marsh]

that is a WILD statement

[short cove]

Real tho?

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/showing-my-bald-head-the-wizard-smiling-friends-look-at-my-hair-adult-swim-gif-2267684539243136241

[remote fox]

Are you telling me I'm actually yoked?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/freaky-goon-jarvis-4Q0oLw1qRcCt5x08wO

[remote fox]

Too powerful so God decided to nerf me.

[little flame]

we get it

ur bald

[fast garden]

i love trying to kill sniper scavs from 350 meters

such an engaging quest

[short cove]

Yes, like fistfight a chimpanzee and have a realistic chance yoked

[short cove]

That's a quest?

[stark torrent]

a vest on an armor vest on top of another vest

[gritty python]

apron loadout

[keen sparrow]

more like you'll fry your nervous system if you try to lift too much

[fast garden]

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

[short cove]

What

[keen sparrow]

powerlifters getting nerve damage is a very real thing

[keen sparrow]

i got this

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gantee-weather

[remote fox]

Weak sperm.

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOi2jFIhZhA

[gritty python]

considering all of the videos of mfs literally passing out doing deadlifts yea im not surprised

[keen sparrow]

me asking a simple goddamn question anywhere in this godforsaken server

[ancient marsh]

we just dont respect you is all

ask your spt pals

[little flame]

charlie smirk

[ancient marsh]

we dont know anything about bot games

[fast garden]

"where are your parents?"

kid got chokeslammed right after

[little flame]

love this clip

[little flame]

this kids weird

or sketch

forgot what he says

[keen sparrow]

it is odd that a kid is just giga-hostile to a stranger in front of a camera right off the rip

[ancient marsh]

posts retarded thing in public server
people reply to him
"wow he's obsessed"

[keen sparrow]

it's okay, he'll gain 300 pounds, start playing tarkov

[next temple]

"Блядей корёжит."

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

How does Russian out 5 words into 2

[fast garden]

ok german

[keen sparrow]

it's some dumb bullshit about 'they're triggered' or whatever

[fast garden]

riveting quest

like wearing palantir merch

gib scav pls

[keen sparrow]

ew

why 350?

[fast garden]

bsg

used to be 500

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah

[keen sparrow]

whaaaat the fuck

[fast garden]

basically could only do it on customs shooting the big tower scav from storage town

and thats if you got/spawned there and no one else killed him

[keen sparrow]

yeah i'm thinking that or maybe the one on woods maybe

[fast garden]

people kill that one so fast most of the time

streets is best since its 350

ive done it in one raid before

scav spawns are kinda low right now though

i cant get snipers to spawn on mall either

[keen sparrow]

y'all remember the time Gary Kasparov had a helicopter dildo fly at him during a speech?

[gritty python]

i havent seen sniper scavs on that roof in legit a couple months

used to be every raid almost

[fast garden]

scav spawns got tuned wayyy too low at some point

i kinda miss being swarmed by a lot of scavs

at least more than the 5 on maps now

[keen sparrow]

meanwhile SPT is 30 scavs per map

[fast garden]

the 80 kill interchange raids were fun

thats lowkey the only map that still spawns a decent amount

and rarely factory

when tagilla tags someone

[gritty python]

interchange is the homeplace of the flood

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpXaBVKO8r8

[cyan garnet]

i remember streets having heaps

[gritty python]

sacrificed scav pop for 2 fps, big W in bsg eyes

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/it-gute-nacht-not-gluten-nacht

[little flame]

xal build

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hump-bunny

WOAAAH

FIRST THING THAT COMES UP SEARCHING RABBIT

HELLO?

[gritty python]

lookin like a warframe character

actual flight

[little flame]

it was me

i flew

lebron james

67 ergo

xal is trolling

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-gif-27613289

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bunny-bunny-meme

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-better-name-pending-bnp-ash-ninja-gif-24791893

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slides-table-funny-gif-6367194956862531950

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stan-twitter-35

[keen sparrow]

aaayo

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/elon-musk-cucumber

WTF IS THIS BRO

dear god

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ryan-gosling-glasses-margot-robbie-handsome-gif-13665100648649288173

that is fucking awful

[gritty python]

erika kirk is making a stop on her grieving tour at the pier

[keen sparrow]

her fucking sequin laden pantsuits omg

[gritty python]

coming out looking like a fuckin zoolander character

[viral egret]

bro

i do knock-knock

on the shore to south road

intercepted by iranian warriors

[little flame]

then i come on the door

[viral egret]

shot down mossad

[stark torrent]

@fast garden Cryon : I got my quest lets goooo

Cryon after 6 seconds :

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-concert-jump-gif-7333607640150981348

[viral egret]

v

[ancient marsh]

the person in this image, for context

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-stare-eyes-charlie-kirk-meme-gif-403395200905489662

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/druski-w-9

[gritty python]

waited to reveal he had white grandparents for that skit btw

[ancient marsh]

shoulda done it for his redneck one

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/druski-druski-football

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-spit-shushmane-druski-nascar-druski-white-gif-6259158626513631161

https://tenor.com/view/druski-white-you-in-trouble-gif-18427991626965379382

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bh187-mr-bean-2

[stark torrent]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[remote fox]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[ancient marsh]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

what's he doing now?!

[ancient marsh]

trying to unlock lk for him

went to island on the quest with a non-reflashed radio

[viral egret]

ranthru

[ancient marsh]

you need to survive and extract

[viral egret]

with the dspt

[ancient marsh]

he runthroughs

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/maya-fey-skeptical-really-sweat-ace-attorney-gif-18547011

[viral egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YU7QFAiF8j8 @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[ancient marsh]

this motherfucker posts a family guy clip...

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-spongebob-meme-17

https://klipy.com/gifs/nix-8

november is cool

https://klipy.com/gifs/kid-crying-ghetto-crying

https://klipy.com/gifs/thank-you-923

[remote fox]

What is bro posting?

[little flame]

idk

teeth

[fast garden]

finally get flecktarn

its a tracksuit

mfw

[little flame]

brooooooo

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

this is getting a lot of mileage

@viral egret

[fast garden]

@ nikita delete tx15 thx

[keen sparrow]

they couldn't even give it different sounds than the RSASS/SR25

so lame

[fast garden]

no i just want to break the compass

i wish we had dedicated compass slot again though tbh

i did enjoy that very breif period

then they removed that and the unique hotkey

so you have to rehotkey it every time you die

and special slots are super crowded now

flares, paracord, surgery kits, quest items, LK dongle etcetc

zero reason to use it now

i wonder if its broken right now or not

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

im sure bsg never checks the damn thing

[viral egret]

head, nape

[keen sparrow]

for sure

[keen sparrow]

Just ask a native moon-rune speaker what this says

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

will be transparent later or some shit

[keen sparrow]

they've probably forgotten already

[fast garden]

that and mpx mags

[keen sparrow]

like, years ago

[fast garden]

also wow does the g28 suck ass now

[keen sparrow]

now?

[gritty python]

nah that thing was a plinker b4

[fast garden]

it had a niche and that was that it was very lightweight and good for aiming thermals

now the ergo is so fucking bad on it

not even worth using

esp since it has much worse recoil

rsass cheaper than sr25 clueless deaf blind paraplegic

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

using the shit stock gg

[fast garden]

yep that ones better

evo ergo baby

[keen sparrow]

you're telling me -7 ergo... is better

[fast garden]

because it weighs significantly less, yes

evo ergo, or like, what the gun actually does is a combination of ergo stat AND gun weight

[keen sparrow]

the fat gun swing

right

[fast garden]

and every other ergo related stat like ads speed

stamina drain

ads volume

[stark torrent]

hop on tarkov bbg

[fast garden]

6 people in vc

i reject the saint james island invite

i also think i might be getting sick

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[fast garden]

love this detail btw

[keen sparrow]

that's fucking retarded

1 MOA is an inch at 100 yards, how'd they fuck up so bad

[soft coral]

balkan mom be like:dont get sick i aint giving u meds and youll stay ill

[keen sparrow]

i read all that and i raise you 1 full auto G28

BEHOLD

[gritty python]

combat arms ass gun

[keen sparrow]

idk what that is, i'm not chinese

[fast garden]

busted ass supreme supressor

[keen sparrow]

oh god i think we have this

[fast garden]

that grip looks so goofy

do wish we had 417 and some more parts for the guns

[keen sparrow]

nope nvm, i need my eyes checked

[compact knoll]

what is this pmc kit man

[gritty python]

the ultra poverty kit

looking like aquafps

never seen a poorer man in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

its a fucking pve pmc bro

[gritty python]

cool

[keen sparrow]

I bet that whole mag is M856A1

[gritty python]

sorry i didnt pull out the magnifying glass on my side monitor

nah was for sure fmj, 56a1 is reserved for the guys with the raider m4s

[winged mica]

P90 mag

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

why did they add a cock support for the pants

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-screaming-scream-screams-gif-21763857

[gritty python]

titanium ball support

[ancient marsh]

Anti tagilla prevention system

[hallow stream]

The pants nikita wears at EFT events

[compact knoll]

just had a random laser in goshan underground

scared the shit out of me

[viral egret]

@little flame netanyahu won the elections

in gmod

first thing he did is a purge

[royal zinc]

Привет, есть желающие в тарков pve?

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004076837665775636/1209041550982520862/SDp0JAD.gif

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g8MPMA-r5Uk?is=Xwo4jvOKvPHn7nFS

Who of you did this

[short cove]

1 inch is like 2,57cm and 100 yards are like 90meters so that's close to 2,9cm on 100m

It's metric conversion of moa, iirc there's no metric counterpart to moa

Wait no irs 2,54

Bc .50 is 12,7

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox why leave

[remote fox]

We are not doing labyrinth, no?

[ancient marsh]

we can try when thee hops on

[fast garden]

ill be back in like 20 min give or take most likely

[remote fox]

I can't come to your Lighhouse either.

[stark torrent]

videos with religious chants and shit like these are not allowed even if funny, sorryyy

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sister-mei-tole-tole

you're done, when i say we're done.

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh wtf lmao

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hmmm-things-that-make-you-go-hmmm

[ancient marsh]

🤫

[viral egret]

🤫

[compact knoll]

🤫

[little flame]

🤫

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

my pants are full of holes

[fast garden]

@remote fox

[viral egret]

@remote fox get on perkele

pula

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-smart-goat-thinking-down-syndrome-gif-9905812555411606126

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-punch-gif-23318116

did this irl when artem was mocking me

most embarassing action of the week

[hallow stream]

so thats where the earthquake I felt in Serbia came from

[viral egret]

bro took the foreskin off

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

just realized

im running the kanye west t-shirts

[viral egret]

he did the thing guys

[viral egret]

wait what?

@fast garden wasn't it 100?

[fast garden]

yes

it was made piss easy

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @remote fox @glacial haven @fast garden @remote fox

(made with iedy's permission )

[viral egret]

holy fuck

i got elite strength

and it didnt tell me

[ancient marsh]

now guns weigh nothing

equipped ones*

[viral egret]

fuck yeah

[viral egret]

i can be ultra light sleeper build sniper now

[glacial haven]

damn, didn't know that microsoft had merchandise like that

[ancient marsh]

it's a throwback to when kanye sold those shirts

[glacial haven]

I know, that was the only thing in the store before it was eventually switched to some MsPaint "Back soon" or whatever it said lmao

His Team was doing everything to do some sort of damage control

[ancient marsh]

he dropped his new album

hope he's actually better now

[viral egret]

10.8 kg sniper wtf

[ancient marsh]

and keeps taking his fucking meds

schizo

[viral egret]

sniper build

w/ armor aswell

no helmet no need for one

[glacial haven]

Not like he'd share with the public but it'd actually be interesting to know what leads to his random ass crashout arcs

This isn't the first time he lost his mind

[viral egret]

allegedly from what ive heard but not reliable source

he was around too many bad people

that kept his shit going

[ancient marsh]

he did

[glacial haven]

That crash?

[ancient marsh]

iirc he said he has basically brain trauma that went undiagnosed from the time he got famously into a car crash yeah

[glacial haven]

Wild

[glacial haven]

Yeah but it's Kanye at the end, that dude literally does whatever he wants to do, enabling that behaviour is bad but he is usually the one to start it

Well, we'll see when the next crash out happens and what it will be about

[ancient marsh]

FUCK

[stark torrent]

Well that is one of the perks of being rich and already having fame before all of this

[stark torrent]

i might start doing this one ngl

50m is no longer that cancer and it can be doable

[glacial haven]

He's just an insanely talented artist, usually knows exactly what he wants to achieve when making music

[stark torrent]

also most of his fanbase and popularity comes from Americans

which love to make "dumb" people famous

so when he started losing his cockoos , his popularity actually skyrocketed instead

he is more popular than ever now

[glacial haven]

Well, Americans love drama

Not just Americans but they love fuelling it to see how high the flame can get

And when a majority thinks it's too much, they just drop whoever they were celebrating a day prior like a child drops a toy they're no longer interested in

[stark torrent]

Yep , exactly , and the social media platorms are owned by American corpos so they get the first dibs of drama then spread it everywhere in seconds

Such is the modern era

[glacial haven]

Well, then you have the people that try to stay relevant by doing even worse shit

Which works but their career is unrecoverable afterwards, which for many of those "celebrities" means they're going to be broke

[stark torrent]

The weak die

[glacial haven]

Look at Jack Doherty, broski is likely not going to recover, his career is over for good after the shit that happened with his ex girlfriend, the car crashing and him spiralling down the drain

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ba

se merita sa fac endurance elit?

sau sa ma focusez mai mult pe cacaturi adv. cum ar fi kappa

ca sincer tot ce am facut e sa farmez str si end

[stark torrent]

Endurance-ul il faci jucand jocul oricum

normal ca merita elite

[viral egret]

a da, ca nu prea am cum sa devin overweight

ca am str elite si nu prea

[stark torrent]

te duci doar cu front plate , arme mai usoare si aia e

trebuei sa ramai underweight doar pentru 2 sprint baruri dp nu mai conteaza

deci intra in raid underweight , alearga un stamina bar si dp nu mai cont

akm ca ai elite str nu ai probleme sa fi underweight

ca armele echipate nu mai adauga weight

[remote fox]

Bring back the schizo.

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

most hillybilly shit i seen today

[remote fox]

Normal artists are a dime a dozen, give us unhinged schizos.

[viral egret]

am facut asa cu sniper

10 kg

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/moKyw73v4autD1AZp?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=d7rjeZynmRtLLn

so

somehow this was what killed him

?

theenegotiator aim tech

@viral egret @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

????

Wtf am I witnessing before bed

@soft coral bro has the ring worm trinket

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1240765310743744573/NickRigamarole_-_1786543300066877911.gif

[ancient marsh]

From isaac

[viral egret]

wtf

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/jEeBJV

[low iris]

THIS IS ALLOWEd????

WHATTT

xal got muted for the soft a in song lyrics but ts is fine

[stark torrent]

idk dry told me its ok

[fast garden]

get shot in back of head

face

how

bullet was a mossad agent

[blazing basin]

Dry just be sayin shit

[fast garden]

bruh

[viral egret]

lh island?

[fast garden]

ye

[fast garden]

550k craft for nearly 18 hours for a single ak50 is absurd

no idea how expensive the rest of the parts are either

[hallow stream]

Theres a streamer whos avatar is a piece of shit

He plays tarkov

Most accurate tarkov player ever

A turd

[pseudo storm]

Whos the BEST (or rather one of the nicest) EFT streamers you've come across?

[full sand]

https://fixvx.com/gabungybungy/status/2038051338542514197

bungy Φ 💾 (@gabungybungy)

fought through cryo for some fuckass chocolate who is this guy 😭
#marathon #vandal

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 12:31 AM

[keen sparrow]

what the fuck

[keen sparrow]

i got my image perms taken in OEFT for posting a picture of a shit i took in their fanart section.

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384966015573688452/1487651170993569963/image.png?ex=69c9ea9e&is=69c8991e&hm=9888e655cd0a36b2fb692734298559292f39961d85a0b9db467c5e1060e615d5&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384966015573688452/1487651235619405884/image.png?ex=69c9eaad&is=69c8992d&hm=3c965642bf49ab818cb0a07e3e6ba4662ce11a67ae17bbeaf3bacc49608331dd&

can't make a larp build in tarkov? learn to make mods retard.

[pseudo storm]

Remington R4?

[keen sparrow]

*R5

close, lol

Here's my 'i don't wanna think about it' mag preset

[cyan garnet]

You may not like it, you may not agree but this is what peak m4 performance looks like

[keen sparrow]

I had some thing similar like just yesterday

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1487398059846664212/image.png?ex=69c9a7a3&is=69c85623&hm=bd119da51fc1536b0eb8ea14049f7afa1fe882f0314529350e00ac04c98e110b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=822

This pos

[calm pollen]

y'all think im good to go or should I try something else

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

This is me, if you guys even care

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-smart-goat-thinking-down-syndrome-gif-9905812555411606126

[compact knoll]

the syndrome might be down, but the vibe is up

[gritty python]

still haven’t fixed therapist holding you hostage at heal screen

very cool

[ancient marsh]

28

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

kids misbehaving in public
their moms ignoring them
my mom giving me this look if so much as think of doing some crap
@keen sparrow @stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @fast garden @gritty python @ancient marsh

fucking penance stare

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-blank-stare-really-what-eyes-gif-39788415241667671

[keen sparrow]

my grandmother used to buy my lil bro and i toys for Not acting like the other kids in the store

[ancient marsh]

my mom would hit the

one sec

while on the phone talking to the teacher

"yes Mrs Teacher, i'll talk to him"

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[ancient marsh]

and you know you're cooked to well done

[soft coral]

youre cooked to congratulations when that happens

did you have parent meets in school xal? @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

yes

but i never did anything bad to warrant it

like we had kids get drunk on top of garages and throw glass bottles at a parked car windshield

i was a good kid

[soft coral]

i mean same
after the second slap when i was 6
you get factory reset and youre fine

[stark torrent]

they live in different times

BSG are humans too

[soft coral]

gm iedy

show the cat

[compact knoll]

2 more days

beieve dude

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[compact knoll]

VI

VII

VI VII

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553728388486004738/1242218020915384340/attachment-3.gif

[little flame]

https://www.tiktok.com/@fwedool/video/7316339108404677920

i love this one

[short cove]

2 days left

And sure as shit Nikita won't do overtime to get it in

[ancient marsh]

another patch btw

[short cove]

Fr?

[ancient marsh]

oh nice

they fixed the shooting range fov bug

[short cove]

BTW why do yall care about arena if it's shit

[ancient marsh]

how neat

[ancient marsh]

well it's shit because theres no new weapons

it would be a lot more fun if it had good guns from 1.0

[short cove]

I thought it's shit bc it's tarkov

[ancient marsh]

like val mod4
new rpd attachments

NL

[short cove]

(Desync and shit)

[ancient marsh]

that's still bearable

but imagine all that and also no new guns for 4 months looool

[short cove]

I wonder what legit the new guns are gonna be in main game?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @remote fox @viral egret @little flame https://youtu.be/tIbr_KkCzPY?si=eD4X4KQxJQIhByoO&t=332

[short cove]

Like what could they do except more tism guns

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOK AT THE STATE OF IT

3 POINT BLANK AP SHOTS VS A GUY IN CLASS 4

[short cove]

Like sure h417, maybe some more hks and some autism rifles like the amb 17 but then I really cant see what more to add

[ancient marsh]

minor inconvenience

[short cove]

The humble ricoshit

[ancient marsh]

plates don't ricochet

[little flame]

enhance

[ancient marsh]

only helmets

plates do but only on max level heavy armor enchant

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jarvis-jarvis-meme-5

[soft coral]

u take a spoonfull of shit
do u think the second time u take a spoonfull it turns into a delicious ice cream?

[short cove]

No, that's why I ask retard.

[cyan garnet]

val mod 4 (spp ammo only)

[short cove]

Flesh eater 2000

[cyan garnet]

Dogshit just use glock 18c to be a leg meta f slur

[ancient marsh]

id still run it

[compact knoll]

https://www.kkkinstagram.com/reel/DWDU_qWDTgG/

[stark torrent]

Add the tracksuit purchases and Nikita's voice pack to Arena please

I only play Arena and PvE and it's pointless in -some retard

You already have tracksuit , but he wants the Adik specifically

PvE player would rather spend 30 bucks for an Outfit than grind for it

[short cove]

Mildly mentally sick

Eastern Europeans, opinion on the Volkswagen polo?

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553728388486004738/1242218020915384340/attachment-3.gif

Polo and Golf are considered one of the best entry level / cheap decent cars here

Most of my friends had one of them as their first car , didnt pay much for it and didnt invest much in it

Ran fine

Friend had a Polo until he ran it into a fucking curb like a retard during winter

The cost to repair it was more than the car

I recommend the gasoline ones tho , 1.6 or 1.4

diesels are finnicky and at that age , they might be ran over by previous owner(s)

check for rust

[viral egret]

my familys first car was a golf

then mom got a insane deal on a fully original bmw x3 from some friends of my dad, who sold it for like way cheaper to her

i miss that golf

[short cove]

Time to be not proud, I am probably going to get a e polo this year, from the factory fresh

We got solar so basically free fuel

And 8 years battery gurantee

[keen sparrow]

"Hey bro, so what should i pack in my injector case?"

[stark torrent]

ye the new ones are good as well

[soft coral]

its insane just how many golfs were made too

them things are EVERYWHERE

which is why parts can sometimes be cheap

[short cove]

What arnold was taking in the morning

[short cove]

Dude istg car part prices are molesting more then epstein these days

Id4 pro

All airbags blown

Unironically like 16k repair costs

The car new costs like 50

BTW vw e polo is like 25k entry

But due to subsidies it's 5k less for me

So 20 but bc i dont want the lowest motorisiation it's like 25k again w packages and special stuff

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uCmU4v5wwzU?si=0sH_4phaiRtOcjYJ

[keen sparrow]

"dis gaem funk teeons ass a bideo gaem beterrrrRRRrr dan see ess tooo"

[viral egret]

palm beach petes cousin

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaeBkt3sJW8

Still no clear P90 magazine

[little flame]

@ancient marsh @viral egret tarkov?

[little flame]

fat fucking chud

[viral egret]

ye sure

[little flame]

artjom?

[keen sparrow]

What he got in his cup

[compact knoll]

lean

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/barking-dogs-barking-angry-guard-dog-the-dobermann-gif-19955262

[little flame]

bro

this is cursed

[keen sparrow]

really don't want to hear about builds from a live tarkov player, lol

[viral egret]

bro stares straight into the eotech

[little flame]

??

[viral egret]

not thru the reticle

[little flame]

my guy

[keen sparrow]

you guys use the same 4 attachments, that's not fun for me

[little flame]

what are u looking at

THE PLACEMENT

NOT THE ATTACHMENTS

LMAO

[keen sparrow]

oh okay, alle's retarded

[little flame]

says u

spt cuck

[viral egret]

dude

[little flame]

playing unironically in 3rd person

[viral egret]

i dont think he grasps the fact that, that magnifier is in the worst place and spot ever

[little flame]

wait ur right

[viral egret]

straight staring into the EOTECH text

[little flame]

im retarded

mb

[viral egret]

unless it's raisable up

[keen sparrow]

fucking idiots it's folded down

[little flame]

just noticed the curve

[keen sparrow]

jfc

kill yourselves

[viral egret]

couldve been easier to say that first time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261016958241996800/1474174287756787925/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[little flame]

drop the soap in jail

[viral egret]

already did prob

[keen sparrow]

just take the L

you're retarded

[little flame]

i did

[little flame]

are u slow

[compact knoll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/max-verstappen-cortisol-tC4FZ86hOeb3ciMuIw

[little flame]

fucking convict ragebait

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[viral egret]

felony detected opinion rejected

[viral egret]

actually better than the 1-3x we have rn

[keen sparrow]

which is unfortunate, magnifiers fucking rock

[little flame]

true

scope variation is non existant

tarkov needs more actual good scopes

[viral egret]

tarkov needs more lpvos

[little flame]

its razer razer razer razer

vudu if u prefer that

[viral egret]

like 1-4s exist too

i use tango6t cause cheap and nice but like

still

[compact knoll]

i can feel the 40 fps on the vid

shits crazy

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

ON FACTORY

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-bro-sure-nick-fuentes-njf-nicholas-j-fuentes-gif-8996782605629735174

[little flame]

@ancient marsh enriqueee

login

https://klipy.com/gifs/stare-low-tier-god

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

how does it get worse every clip you post

[little flame]

thats crazy xal

[ancient marsh]

ON FACTORY AS WELL

[viral egret]

[little flame]

jesus christ 34x streak

[ancient marsh]

goon streak

[little flame]

😭

unity crash

ty tarkov

cant play reserve

goy game

[keen sparrow]

we actually could use more scopes too, lol.

[little flame]

cryon steals the loot of my kill

this retard bro

(i didnt know i killed him)

[keen sparrow]

cryon is the opportunistic vulture build

[little flame]

shot once randomly in the dark

apparently he died

lmao

1 bullet

i stole iedies scar h and apparently its imbued with insane luck

[keen sparrow]

I love the SCAR in this game. just wish it didn't take up so much screen real estate

[viral egret]

i shot himrandomly and i saw it hit with m993

it hought i killed him

[little flame]

BRO

WHAT IS THIS GUY ON

HES NOT REAL

I KNOW HES A CHEATER ONLY BY HIM USING A STOCK M1A

THATS CRAZY

@stark torrent CRYON DIDNT SPAWN UNTIL 30 SEC AFTER I SPAWNED

ANOTHER GUY RUSHES ME

THEN CRYON SPAWNED WHERE HE SPAWNED

i sniped him tho

shooter born on reserve done

[stark torrent]

@little flame https://streamable.com/zenaj9

1:30 late spawn right next to the 2 man that spawned across and ran behind cryon

[little flame]

WTFF

poor guy

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh join tark

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/picklejuicelover69-2

please

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iU5BzuHELmU

I'd always seen the meme but never seen the video

[soft coral]

i hope yo nana cook spaghetti and they run outta plates @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

WDYM

[soft coral]

I hope R kelly take you on a date and get you peed on

[keen sparrow]

you tryna get your dick sucked?

your conk sunked?

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

turbo

[viral egret]

not turbo enough

doesnt have tracksuit

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7cqKXq3pKFXjd61mBUumZG?si=-3L-W5eXQxyBX13m-b3wzg

quoting this masterpiece of a song

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/big-boss-snake

[soft coral]

i find it extremely stupid how his bandana has wrinkles

i just cant take it serioisly it looks so goofy

[keen sparrow]

it is, yes

but this is a kojima character we're talking about too so

[soft coral]

u mean that guy who thinks his writing is good?

[keen sparrow]

yes. but i shall say no more

[soft coral]

we speak big trouble

whole server will be on us

@compact knoll https://open.spotify.com/track/2SDRYwfiQ2GYUhgnYDi2rA?si=GqzzGmfyQeCIXL8sS9Vq2g

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2PIyfs1wqwjsOOnlYCUk2t?si=0a635f88f8024329

[soft coral]

oh no not alex

hes like metalcore for Disney adults bro

😭

his shit so ass

im sorry

[compact knoll]

i like a couple of his tracks that have clearer vocals

[soft coral]

a couple ye

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4MQmxIxM5CXKjdq4IrCWhd?si=c42ba705407c421a

[soft coral]

thank god none of you apes like sleep token

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6yvFKYKAEDCEbGODsiNUYP?si=b7bfc121b61047e7

[keen sparrow]

my dumbass boofing hopium that this guy will ever be in another game

[soft coral]

this one youve sent before

i like it

[compact knoll]

shits too slow

[soft coral]

no

shit is straight SHIT

3d printed music

sounds horrible

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

im deafened

give me second gun

of the guy u killed

it was on the guy i killed

scar or sth

he took it off his body

your guy had mp5

[compact knoll]

give me clear vocals or give me death

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/75V5ngdhlaRRf1J3rM2EKW?si=l16QK5DeREe8dbSBFRTpYQ

album cover lowkey looks amazing

[short cove]

I just was about to say "who tf are you to say what good metal is" and then i remembered your haircut

[keen sparrow]

what tf is that supposed to mean?

[compact knoll]

lets just say

[short cove]

Have you seen his hair

[compact knoll]

its something you can hold on while giving him backshots

[keen sparrow]

don't most metalheads have long hair?

[soft coral]

YOU of all people to say that

[soft coral]

when have u seen mine?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-backshots-gif-1172518849162068669

[soft coral]

naw

[compact knoll]

@fast garden https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576066/1487788775760199760/sex_with_abrams.mp4?ex=69ca6ac5&is=69c91945&hm=3c5ea8bc4b307f0845a83d897dafc248ba16668af219c70c3e2261e875dd5c79&

[hollow patrol]

its not a prerequisite

[little flame]

spongeshots is crazy

[viral egret]

@little flame

[soft coral]

bro hes here

[hallow stream]

saw this shit last night at 3 am as well

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-rem-deadlock-deadlock-lash-lash-deadlock-gif-7384772685200041820

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655851765136228384/1487557917136912537/New_Project_31_DAC9623.gif?ex=69ca3c84&is=69c8eb04&hm=909f685401bd8fc4529ea719bb38ee3404508ec388b1c5372977ea958dd2e002&

found this one in the official deadlock discord

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ElraFHHE

[short cove]

Spotify pfp

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meme-8007

[keen sparrow]

I remember when Ivan's discord pfp was someone with long hair.

was it him irl?

[soft coral]

extremely old

[soft coral]

yes retard

current hair is down to my lower back

pretty much

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[little flame]

good boy

for posting it

[viral egret]

what game feature is this

[little flame]

stalker anomaly

gg

[ancient marsh]

entering warp speed

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[little flame]

accurate

forgot the unc tier

pheer

gg

[viral egret]

fixed it

[little flame]

bro

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[keen sparrow]

Why you gotta bring me into this??

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[ancient marsh]

was that you when you were choking that person

[little flame]

choke me like you choke those jail cell bars

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-look-awkward-stare-anxious-gif-4997408

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh for context

i die

cryon

[soft coral]

why are there 3 tiers bellow cryon

who are they for alle

[compact knoll]

4 minutes later

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

after killing 2 guys

[little flame]

all cryon

[compact knoll]

says "oh artyom is dead"

[ancient marsh]

one day we'll find the cure, man

[little flame]

or xal if he neds a little more space in his box

[ancient marsh]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[compact knoll]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[little flame]

p!cryon

[torpid sparrow]

@viral egret ⠀

[keen sparrow]

I would’ve put the arts and crafts channel at the very very bottom tbh

[little flame]

true

[keen sparrow]

I’ve never looked in there and come out thinking, ‘my life is better now’

[fast garden]

There was that one guy that posted some genuinely cool shit a while back

Now there’s just more furries and gore

Fucking worthless net negative channel

Genuinely move it below the XP channel

[viral egret]

@stark torrent got in btr with allee and artyom

4/4 slots

pheer isntin

dude got out and ran away

[fast garden]

20 seconds before the bangbus departs

[viral egret]

they camped us

the guys

[fast garden]

Real and true

Planning on doing silent caliber so I can pair my bolty tasks with the sako unlock task

[little flame]

killed the guy

his teammate ran straight to china

rofl

[fast garden]

xalrider playing tekken

[little flame]

yeah ikr

🤮

hop on

siirr

we need 1 more

[fast garden]

erm

random tarkov patch

[little flame]

thee u joining cultist hunting woods? @fast garden

[viral egret]

@fast garden

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ping-mass-ping

[viral egret]

dont u need cultist priest?

[fast garden]

no

imma do other shit prob for a bit

waking up

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cheap-joke-lock-in-good-one-eddie-gif-17460169215235738642

[remote fox]

He wants to be Dale Emanuel Wilson so bad.

[ancient marsh]

yes and

[fast garden]

based

[ancient marsh]

does everyone in the mishima family have ewgf

[soft coral]

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh whatchu wearing right now

[viral egret]

who says hes wearing anything

[keen sparrow]

"Hey guys, what if we made our lasers even more ugly "

oh god, if you have to message them to get a quote, you know that shit's expendy

[fast garden]

ew

hunchback of notre dame ass laser

ugly mf

5 thousand dollars pls

fuck yourself

[keen sparrow]

LAAAAAME

They keep doing this, or over-pricing even if civvies do have the option to buy, it's just going to continue to bolster the chinese laser market

which, in turn, funds R&D for china to make better equipment

through 3 degrees of separation, i'm calling out US laser manufacturers as traitors.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ya-all-hear-something-thinking-of-something-gif-15024880

[keen sparrow]

gif has less fps than my game rn

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh you used shared bedroom right

should i buy it?

[ancient marsh]

i got 2 figurines.

[compact knoll]

its dogshit

but its cheap

so its whateva

[viral egret]

gonna open it and find 2 bitcoins and nikita himself willingly to carry me to exfil

[ancient marsh]

i would scav in

and fucking camp you

[viral egret]

it will be in my secure container have fun

mf gonna chase me down to my hideout to rob me

[fast garden]

i got a whole 4 statues and btc last night

very gambling

[viral egret]

gg

im gonna open it myself then

tbh figurines aer still profit lmfao

its like 30-60k per so

and the key is so cheap you cant really not make profit

ok bro

scavving

match delayed by 2 mins

spawn in with 5 mins left

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @viral egret @compact knoll @remote fox @little flame back on tarkov for a bit ?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[little flame]

in a bit ye

[viral egret]

ye

im abt to run lh u wanna join?

just a quickie run to epstein island for snorkeling lessons

[ancient marsh]

no si r

fuck lh

[viral egret]

charlie kirk found scamming people

[ancient marsh]

i should try tekken on my keyboard

ts is impossible on a pad

@fast garden what if i try the most turbo cursed forbidden tekken setup

wasd is D-pad
arrows is face buttons

[viral egret]

mf abt to play on a mouse

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

dpad on m1-4

[fast garden]

i played a decent amount of ggst

but very little tekken

im lowk ass

[ancient marsh]

its rly fun

im liking it

the controls are fucking insane tho

[fast garden]

yeah i play fg on roller

keyboard fighting games are ass

if i played them any more than i did id get a pad

[ancient marsh]

honestly

ive seen shorts for that uuh

hitbox thing

i think that is the perfect shit

[fast garden]

idk what that is

[ancient marsh]

the red buttons is the movement dpad

on the left is uuh

left down right

[fast garden]

idk ab leverless

[ancient marsh]

and on the bottom is up

to not accidentally press it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[ancient marsh]

do you use stick for fighting games?

ive ALWAYS used dpad

when i played MK9 a ton as a kid

[fast garden]

on roller yeah

[ancient marsh]

stick feels so fucking inaccurate

[fast garden]

its one of those things where you just use what feels good

i think id be too retarded to use buttons for movement in any fighting game since i played roller for so long

but yeah fight stick is the move if you genuinely are getting into fg

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0KT92GYq5QoCgji23Kt8gH?si=U_jd4hxNR8-Pm8hZ9vWExw

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/1e2au7Nm-z8?si=PRH2WvGxtGjaoRBw

[blazing basin]

Animals using drugs?

Not the first time

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

idk who killed him

but romanian antiair hits hard

[keen sparrow]

best vanilla LPVO imo

[little flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1Iff_SzeI&themeRefresh=1

[keen sparrow]

Shit and Bender 1-10

[little flame]

this is literally cryons brother

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZckW651bQ

[little flame]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret @fast garden

[viral egret]

worst

1-8x and trash