💣tarkov-released

[remote fox]

(Driver siphoned the gas)

[stark torrent]

@fast garden hop on tarkov or deadlock

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

[viral egret]

tarkov

we need to progress on lk for him

icant even do shit they took the buttplug away again

i got it in 1 raid and i got pushed by another squad

fuck my stupid chud life

[fast garden]

im doing friends quest

[stark torrent]

good luck man

imma do a ranked game then

[viral egret]

gg

[stark torrent]

of dota

[viral egret]

bro is not winning

[remote fox]

[viral egret]

neither of u actually

[stark torrent]

play with my NA brethren

we are the same

[hallow stream]

God mode is working fine then

[little flame]

stalker 2 dlc announced

"cost of hope"

cost of removing alife? devs pls

[keen sparrow]

2-3 people in brainfart thinking i'm a jewish woman is the funniest thing i've seen all week

[winged mica]

Jihad Bed Sleeper

[viral egret]

@fast garden how's it going (not)

[stark torrent]

hmm lets see

bruh

sending me here again

[fast garden]

jfc we are finally past the annoying parts

took forever for the one win in at least 2nd place

he got it solo

then 2 wins in a row was randomly agonizing

got that done tho

ez stuff next

[viral egret]

gg

better than me and swen

[fast garden]

i hate everything thats not last hero and even then i dont want to play that much arena

[stark torrent]

yeah without updates or anything worth it really it sucks cock

i wish they added a 2nd weekly

or random event quests idk

arena past early wipe is d e a d

[short cove]

Honestly from looks it seems fucking nuclear

[short cove]

Is that a scar fde tho?

[stark torrent]

apparently ppl say its HK433 or whatever

there is also G3 in the trailer

[short cove]

I know the 416

And th 417

Which is just the big brother of the 417 and shoots 762

But tf is that

[short cove]

The 433 legit looks like a mexican xcr/scar knockoff

[stark torrent]

HK 433 ye

5.56×45mm

The Bundeswehr has ordered 988 HK437 rifles for the KSK, designated as the "G39".

988 curious number

[short cove]

Thing is i think it also got called like

G36a2 or something?

Or was it legit just a h416 which we got as our new rifle

Idlk

But ik we get a hk rifle as our new service rifle

The g36 done us like 30 years or more of service

[viral egret]

bro i cant even beat infernum dog cause i broke my dash now

its even slower

hooowww

[winged mica]

it does look likke a 433

idk why they dont let picatinny rail take picatinny optic

some optics look like it can be mounted on certain gun can't be mounted

[viral egret]

@fast garden when u are done if ever, u wanna hop on some inter raids and goop up?

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950399917304729651/1486667786133569558/hus3q5fnksxe1.png?ex=69c656c5&is=69c50545&hm=fd94aba895855ab1fbd2bac3ba7eadb71f53c9baa5204f905fb8389af7d8e921&

[viral egret]

went into my hideout
heard beeps

[fast garden]

spawn lh at merin

run towards lk

nade over my head 20 seconds into game

see and hear guy

[viral egret]

going lighthouse aswell

need to go find the buttplug

[fast garden]

throw a single nade

[viral egret]

last time i got it, squad of chinese people instalocked onto me

[fast garden]

kill him instantly

[viral egret]

gg

i could never

[fast garden]

weirdge

his nade was so sus too

weirdge

[viral egret]

spawned merin

gg

[keen sparrow]

watching Europeans try to identify firearms is hilarious

[keen sparrow]

It's the MSBS Grot

jfc

oh wait, charging handle is a folder

it is the HK433

why german guns in ukraine game

[viral egret]

cheap and reliable

[keen sparrow]

bro just called HK cheap

k, just because something is cheap on the live Tarkov flea market, does not mean it is cheap IRL

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slap-the-face-slap-in-the-face-the-slap-gif-1662083169737880659

[viral egret]

the last thing a hk would bbe in tarkov is reliable

getting used to my new keyboard is hard but atleast this time i didnt have a full squad manhunting me

killed some poor goy using a shotgun

[keen sparrow]

Okay, i see the 433 now.

still not playing stalker 2 though

also how'd the fuck up recreating the MBUS Pro

gross

[fast garden]

friend afk but i gotta do something in a bit

idk

[viral egret]

dam

i still havent found the dsp

[fast garden]

it should not take as long as you are making it sound like it is

[viral egret]

bro i got it and i got exfil camped

the next time i got it i died to svd thru wall

i got skullhumped by x54 fmj

praying i can get it now

died before i can even reach a spawn gg

3 pmcs once again bro

what is this bug its showing me last raid's stats

every day something new breaks

do love, how bad the sound is that i couldn't hear people run above me in chalet

[soft coral]

guns are expensive yo

them Bulgarian Arsenal aks we ship over to the US
some I think can go for 1k+

[short cove]

Only cheap if youre a goy

[short cove]

Like everything that fires a round which isent a pistol cartridge costs more then 1k theye days

Even things which fire pistol cartridges do too these days

[fast garden]

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of something involved

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

doamna de engleza da ragebait la toata clasa

intreaba copii daca facem ora maine

ca nu a venit ultimele 2 dati

nu raspunde

[fast garden]

english is a total ragebait class

something cope something something Maine

yeah idk the rest

[short cove]

I just noticed the two sterotypes cancel eachother out

Money and disliking of spending it is like that japanes black and white circle thing

☯️ ts

[viral egret]

tmrw we dont know if we will do english

so my class is asking the teavher

shes lesving them on read

she didnt come the last 2 lessons

[calm pollen]

Wow

[fast garden]

no sound kill on kollontay

leave mall

lvl 20 hits green flare

blow his back out

feelsbadman

m32s on so he didnt hear me

you be profen? you be profen all night?

[soft coral]

uhhh i wish to replace the word profen with the word gooning

ok done

hey can u read this?
Ibuprofen
HAHAH YOU BE WHAT

I love that meme

[calm pollen]

anyone else deal witht this: Glukhar just sprouted out of the concrete like a plant and merked my brother

like he ascended from hell, phased through the concrete walkway and just inta-locked my brothers head

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/htTrUzQTvy

Joy joy joy

[remote fox]

They are going to break so many things.

[stark torrent]

Interesting

[calm pollen]

Killed like 3 cultists and one weird looking guy on night factory

Got a bunch of keys

Cultists and priest

[compact knoll]

@fast garden tarky?

mmm

yummy mango ice cold monster at 3 am

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1s4eo06/realistic_hardcore_shooter_or_halo_combat_evolved/

@fast garden cmon hop on man

[fast garden]

im just doing solo rn man

im doing lame shit i feel like soloing

and im also half asleep

[compact knoll]

Its okay its not like you talk in vc anyway

[glacial haven]

that applies to everyone in that channel, the only one that actively tries to hold a conversation is xal

🥀

[compact knoll]

Pretty much

Me and him have autistic meme knowledge

[fast garden]

i am a fairly solitary individual more often than not

[compact knoll]

Main characters of vc

[glacial haven]

and i spent most of my time in there playing trivia, just asking random ass shit or making jokes since the entire channel flatlined if it was just purely tarkov

[compact knoll]

No bitches

Get in vc man

[fast garden]

bc usually you would be in there with me and artyom in the middle of the night and i, at least, was struggling to even stay awake

[compact knoll]

trying to find something to talk about yeah

[fast garden]

im busy man

[compact knoll]

too bad we are autistic and our only hobby is playing tarkov

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

get in vc man

[fast garden]

no

tired

[compact knoll]

come my dear

[glacial haven]

i was tired as well but that didn't really do much to stop me

[fast garden]

it was degen hours for all of us at that time period

i get my first 12 hour shift tmr

we will see

[glacial haven]

My Spotify Chill Mix playlist just refreshed, I swear to god I just saw something called "Lock In (Epstein Version)"

[fast garden]

tarkov channel conditioning

[glacial haven]

how the fuck is that a chill song

Yeah, even listened to it

[compact knoll]

its just teh fucking opposite for me

no chill

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SPsBPGiLjyXFLWen6TEC1?si=f12c64a0befc4bf5

[glacial haven]

Just search for "Chill Mix", it's algorithmic and should always be there

[compact knoll]

yeah its there

i wonder how they algorith it

[glacial haven]

If you mostly listen to pots and pans being raped by a moby huge attached to a rotary drilling rig aka. death metal or something like that, it's likely just the most popular songs

[compact knoll]

its mostly songs ive listened to before

[glacial haven]

The lyrics of death metal are pretty much just sounds I would imagine you'd hear in a remaster of SCP when you activate the femur breaker

[glacial haven]

It's usually pretty alright for me with giving me new stuff

But sometimes it's just dogshit

[keen sparrow]

airdop crate lookin like a covid19 care package

[calm pollen]

Yea

I got one earlier that was all Vaseline

These are the only 2 meme drops I got

Mostly commons

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/schizoponders/status/2037225980889022866

saleh (@schizoponders)

TRANSGENDER MILITANT NEUTRALIZES ZOG AMERIKAN IN BRAVE BATTLE FOR FREEDOM

▶ Play video

X · Mar 26, 2026, 5:51 PM

of course the guy that killed him is cheating

[low iris]

what even is this ideology

[brave aspen]

hahahaha

[cyan garnet]

Tarkov update on a friday night perfect

guess i'm playing geyrena

[stark torrent]

and he got muted

https://giphy.com/gifs/dog-kenjikungifs-zieke-EhmTZVtUAiddGVhfTP

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-concerned-blank-m22Lj3VfcwDNvqc2Rd

[compact knoll]

iedy on his way to teach 3 40 minute classes and go home

[stark torrent]

today not even , half the school is on a trip to bucharest

imma prob be home back by 11

[keen sparrow]

https://github.com/Fiodorwellfme/PiP-Disabler/releases/tag/v0.2.0

vibe coded 3DSS for SPT

[cyan garnet]

Idk how you tolerate working with children all day

"Sit down and shut up you little cunt"

[stark torrent]

with a lot of patience and not being a psycopath myself

otherwise is gg

[keen sparrow]

God Fontaine is insufferable

So SPT Forge has a react system. and one of the reacts is '❓ '

I question mark reacted one of his patch releases for Realism.

The dude went to my profile and question mark reacted every comment i had ever written ever.

[compact knoll]

And youre the only one not going

Could have had fun

[stark torrent]

Hell no

Let others take care of 4 classes of kids outside the school im good

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHA

[keen sparrow]

of course he has me blocked

[compact knoll]

Anything but take responsibility

[keen sparrow]

such a fucking pussy

[stark torrent]

lol

[keen sparrow]

his 'realism' mod also had this like.. ADS arm sway system that was based on gun weight yeah?

When i released the Cheytac and Barrett, both those mods borke his mod and were making peoples' arms tweak out like helicopter blades

So he had to go and re-work the shit to allow guns that weigh ~30 pounds

and thus the emote was born

[low iris]

was that the one where you had 6 hp on each limb or smth retarded

and that you couldnt heal them

only using stims

[keen sparrow]

or you had to take your body armour off to use CMS/SURV

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1482474809723195523/22acffc668489ede14512d39c5a30a2b.gif

[keen sparrow]

and all traders' inventories are nuked

[low iris]

i dont think you could even CMS or surv your limbs

[stark torrent]

jesus that sounds cool for exactly 2 surgeries then it gets tedious

[low iris]

like so retarded

[keen sparrow]

and you get golden star concussed if you fire guns without ear-pro

[low iris]

the only things cool were the ready positions like high ready nothing else special

[keen sparrow]

I've tried using Realism once. the only good thing i remember about it is the struggle to find food and water became very very real

[low iris]

that shit would only happen for like the first 2 shots before your ears adapt to it

[keen sparrow]

and he stole those out of ground branch btw

AND

refuses to release it as a standalone module

[low iris]

yeah i noticed that too

[keen sparrow]

no no

like it's 1:1 out of GB

not just like, 'oh this is a cool idea'

[low iris]

same exact animations if i remember right

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-fraud-alexjones-memes-funny-gif-20185064

[compact knoll]

only on stomach right

right

[keen sparrow]

try it and find out

sooo many people jsut want stances but he won't seperate it out as a singular mod

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-jumpscare-deadpool-and-wolverine-wolverine-jumpscare-car-gif-15589033231483828784

[keen sparrow]

just wants to force people to install the other 24 shit features

anyways

[stark torrent]

spt is dead

[low iris]

yeah i wanted to cag tf out with the stances but then you install it then you disable all the other bullshit\

[compact knoll]

Is it copyrighted?

[low iris]

yeah it basically is

[compact knoll]

Why not just rip it

[low iris]

so he gets more install clicks on realism

[keen sparrow]

There'd be a shit-storm from him (definitely him) and staff about it

[compact knoll]

Arent you banned

Not like you have anything to lose

[keen sparrow]

because you'd have to have asked permission and he'd definitely say no

[compact knoll]

Say that all credit belongs to him

Bla bla

[keen sparrow]

they haven't found my alt, but yeah

[compact knoll]

What will he do

[low iris]

cant you just say YOU ripped it from GB

[keen sparrow]

They just pull the mod off their hosting site

[keen sparrow]

I also don't know how to rip open a .dll, code, recompile

so

[cyan garnet]

Nikita called and said "spt is dead"
"No"

[compact knoll]

Its been dead since 1.0

[stark torrent]

update wise yeah

[compact knoll]

Wait wait gif incoming

[stark torrent]

and it will prob stay this way

[keen sparrow]

it kinda is because everyone that can do what needs to be done to get it to 4.1 doesn't want to

[stark torrent]

or moved on from modding

[cyan garnet]

Good

[compact knoll]

Fuck it wont load

[keen sparrow]

lol, or that

[stark torrent]

o7

[low iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451698055278760071/1453917574051008604/togif.gif

[cyan garnet]

They should come to pvp so i can mega epstein them

[low iris]

i hate that i had work when 1.0 launched so i basically have done jack shit in tarkov

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[stark torrent]

Tarkov needs a wipe

[compact knoll]

This has been spt ever since 1.0

[low iris]

ill just wait for seasonal wipes

[stark torrent]

already

[cyan garnet]

truke

[compact knoll]

Dead and rotting

[cyan garnet]

Damn it didnt post the video

[stark torrent]

cant even re-do terminal with friends what is the point man

[low iris]

when seasonal wipes come back im forcing my hb to reinstall tarkov and to play it with me

wipes were the only reason i played

[keen sparrow]

just prestige

[low iris]

made it to max level traders then stopped playing deep wipe

[stark torrent]

tekana tekana

te te teee

https://giphy.com/gifs/uma-pocket-pokke-Y5GlGjo5ut42cMEapq

[compact knoll]

Mambo mabmbo

[cyan garnet]

5 months in and i still havent finished sbih

[stark torrent]

me and artyom doing gay jokes as we are stuck between a 2 man and a cheater in Rasmussen

[compact knoll]

Thought i was getting tinnitus but its the air alarm outside

👍🏻

[low iris]

what sucks is that my other friend who played tarkov with me joined the french foreign leigon

like fuck man

[compact knoll]

Based

[low iris]

i still talk to him by text but like now im down a tarkov buddy

now he gets to go to Africa and die to some kid with an ak

nah hes a legit psycho so he would slime that kid out

playing solo is fucking soul crushing i tell you what

i'll be damned before i do that again

[keen sparrow]

solo is how i would be playing live if i did so

i'll stick to my bot sandbox

[cyan garnet]

Solo has its advantages

rip if you run into a competent squad though

[low iris]

the only advantage is ambushing

but as soon as you open fire odds are all stacked against you

[short cove]

Now I imagine a franchise going full auto on a child soldier, honestly that's how I imagine any tarkov player.

[low iris]

dude his plan is so retarded he is going FFL to be able to become a U.S. citizen faster since hes british

instead he could literally come here and join the marines or U.S. army and get citizenship that way

[short cove]

Bro definitely is in it for the Love of the game

I just wanted to use tarkov terms that are used here, but then I remembered saying that about kids is kinda not peak

Idk, bro wants bot lobbies

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden

[warm ledge]

also shorter wait times for main quest crap

[compact knoll]

40% yep

[warm ledge]

so now it's slightly better, still gonna have to wait a day for an armoured case to unlock tho

and some quests are slightly better to do, the ones to kill in X area (secured perimeter being an example)

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

nightmare blunt rotation

[next temple]

[keen sparrow]

I can think of a reason, if the rumours i've heard about Legion are true

[next temple]

A trans pride
Ukrainian nationalist
Russian putinist

Nightmare blunt rotatiom

[keen sparrow]

If the FFL really does identity wipe you like i've heard, maybe he's got some kind of record or something that would preclude him from US citizenship?

[warm ledge]

still it can be worse

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

they had A LOT of nazis after ww2

[keen sparrow]

in frenchie accent "but of course"

[warm ledge]

of course they did

[low iris]

he is a self proclaimed white supremist / identitarian however he still fws me idk why

that and lowkey a neo but its whatever

he had to call in to make sure that they would accept him because of his ideologies and whatnot @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

[low iris]

also realized i lowkey responded to the wrong message mb

[keen sparrow]

I knew what you meant

[keen sparrow]

although, all of these labels ontop of trans would be funny af

[warm ledge]

oh yes indeed

[cyan garnet]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

killa farmers seething rn

[next temple]

I was confused for a second

[warm ledge]

IM SORRY 13€

for what is essentially worse killa drip

[cyan garnet]

i kneel nikita

so based

tracksuitcels should be charged more

[keen sparrow]

lmfao 15$ for black multicam with white adidas stripes

[cyan garnet]

that's like

$35 aud

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

not including tax

[warm ledge]

fuckin hell

I'd rather grind killa imo

[cyan garnet]

mossad couldn't compel me to killa farm

[next temple]

@compact knoll i love seeing how your football fans call that the ukrainian team should be sent to infantry for fumbling the match lol

[compact knoll]

в штурмовики

бегают хорошо

[low iris]

what does this mean

[warm ledge]

I'd wish I knew

[viral egret]

bruh i not paying allat

i would literally get tracksuit instead of that

[ancient marsh]

just saw @stark torrent collapse in a Lidl

[viral egret]

gg

[warm ledge]

emotional damage

[stark torrent]

no for real now , they get tracksuit pants but we dont , i am about to slur

[viral egret]

that shi doesnt even have the stupid gold chain

[stark torrent]

holy fucking dogshit devs

[viral egret]

paying 13 euros for pants that dont even match with actual tracksuit

[short cove]

I dont know if the tarkov player tarkov hate is at some point just meming or if this is genuine Stockholm syndrome

[warm ledge]

meabe it's both

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

iedy dont do it, you will bypass automod

[ancient marsh]

tax

[warm ledge]

but yeah 13€ is outrageous for how shit the shirts look, pants are eh on the bear end

[compact knoll]

i dont care man

its not the suit

well it is the suit

its not how the suit looks

[short cove]

I love how iedy typed and then stopped

Self restraint maxing right there

[soft coral]

if i came in this channel and saw all you retards I'd back away too

[short cove]

Still youre here

[soft coral]

takes one to know one u know

[warm ledge]

tbh it's better to grind killa for the tracksuit anyway, since at least you can grind his duckov helmet and the earplugs

[soft coral]

tracksuit farming in the big 26

[short cove]

I am so glad all of us are gonna die before the big 2100

[compact knoll]

the 🐘 🇷🇺 killa @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 💪🏿 🇷🇺

[soft coral]

muscle_tone5

[stark torrent]

the tracksuit goldchain > TEMU Tracksuit

@compact knoll im glad we did the Adik , it saved us 13 euro + tax in the long run now

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coping

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

mom bought me hello kitty slippers from temu

[short cove]

Bros gonna get testicular cancer now

[stark torrent]

bazata

[warm ledge]

and now observe as these slippers turn into tungsten for no reason

[stark torrent]

Bro took a picture from a Shaheed drone camera or shit

[viral egret]

mf is using t-7 or what

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll why does the picture look like a distant memory

[soft coral]

picture taken in 1899

[stark torrent]

thats not how T7 look

[ancient marsh]

quad nods + feather filter in post fx

[viral egret]

i wouldn't know i am too broke to afford them

[stark torrent]

its ok , we all are

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/we-who's-'we'-there-is-no-'we'-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-11309058542407564718

[soft coral]

yes we

mf

[stark torrent]

u got unmuted my favourite helium recipient

[ancient marsh]

what does that mean

[short cove]

T7 is pretty black and white

[stark torrent]

that you are fat and can float naturally

[short cove]

And heavily pixelated

Not much grayscale

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mole-man-glep-allan-triplets-gif-13418931974289728830

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-funny-MD9rVXU7c1hGU

[warm ledge]

like 80% of thermals

[ancient marsh]

i love smiling friends

[short cove]

Spt could neva

[ancient marsh]

i wish they didn't make that joke about israel and get taken off air

[warm ledge]

I mean not counting spt, since there we can change that to like next to none being that shite

[ancient marsh]

"i'm gonna shoot myself and make you two watch"

[soft coral]

might be poor

But the drip israel

[warm ledge]

PULL THE TRIGGER

[stark torrent]

When the german kid says he still has his grandpa's gun and he pulls up an engraved autographed Luger from the Fuhrer himself

[next temple]

"Mobilizing the fucking football team. They dont fucking play well."

[viral egret]

he shows you his room and there's a painting and he says "it's from my favorite artist" and it has A.H. engraved into the frame

made in sometime 1917

[stark torrent]

only retard in this whole community that has a tarkov up timer

he will find out why nobody else does it

[soft coral]

how do I still have so many animals to go jesus fuck

[glacial haven]

What does that even mean lmao

How long Tarkov has been up after an update?

[stark torrent]

no , it has until the update ends

the downtime

but BSG never updates on time and always delay it

so a timer is useless

Like they say 6 hours and its usually 7-9 lol

[glacial haven]

Hope that timer goes into the negative because I have yet to see an update of "6 hours" that wasn't extended by 3 hours after one hour of no communication

[soft coral]

Most boring looking metro sandwich

[ancient marsh]

favorite sandwich recipe

turkey mayo tomato

shi buss

[soft coral]

its nice actually

[ancient marsh]

it's very fresh

best eaten cold

[compact knoll]

Just make your own man

Its a fucking sandwich

[soft coral]

DAD BOUGHT IT

we honor him

we dont throw away food

das gae

[ancient marsh]

who said throw it away

[soft coral]

idk

[short cove]

Missed 6-7 chance

[warm ledge]

shut

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jane-doe-low-cortisol-HFu0nqxgvo6HD7PkCK

[soft coral]

yeah but how about u jump off a bridge

[short cove]

Why is there xalstein island in the Iran war ai video

[fast garden]

Where eod clothes

[stark torrent]

should be in this patch

imma to the gym byeeee67eeeeeee

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

Omg literally this channel

[ancient marsh]

its good propaganda video

[viral egret]

friend dms me

he's wearing the penis hemet (ssh)

in class

[stark torrent]

im glad me and artyom spent all summer to get tracksuit , we saved 13.99 EUR + tax

https://giphy.com/gifs/jane-doe-low-cortisol-HFu0nqxgvo6HD7PkCK

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh so they reduced cultist priests

from 2 to 1

Reduced the number of Priest kills required for completion in the story chapter “They Are Already Here” to 1;

best change

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

and made these 2 better apparently

bigger area to do in

[compact knoll]

Too bad i already did it

[viral egret]

and timer for labrys thing is lower

[stark torrent]

Yeah like a few years too late

[viral egret]

story chapter

no clue if u gotta wait you know

24+ hours now

for labyrinth chapter start

[gritty python]

gonna take a toaster bath in response to that

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

-100 raids worth of time to get two cultists priests, thank you nikita

[stark torrent]

Ok the magazine drop sounds are low af

can barely hear it drop

[compact knoll]

its fuuuuuuuuuuuucked

this game

its fucking fuuuuuuuuuuucked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1356682883225489548/LOOK.mp3?ex=69c76825&is=69c616a5&hm=8220269e0dcb60bcef6c76f6222642e86322583752a4d36df0f4311af5707cb3&

[viral egret]

did u prestige

or what

[compact knoll]

im helping my friend on pve

[viral egret]

ohh

gl

[compact knoll]

yeah its bugged

fun

[stark torrent]

course it is

changing stuff mid release always fucked their shit gg

gonna wait 1 more month now to fix it

[compact knoll]

gonna go bug report it

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

Lmao copium attack on reddit ppl rly think BSG is effective against cheaters lul

[cyan garnet]

Holy cope

[stark torrent]

BEAR

BEAR EoD outfit

It looks kinda lame idk what to say

if u dont have max textures u cant even read the tattoos

[cyan garnet]

bruh wtf have they done

i can't use @fast garden gym anymore

[viral egret]

gg

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-walter-heisenberg-crawl-space-gif-19584363

[olive steppe]

new patch
who dis?

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/977204249815568444/1271914339242348736/lv_0_20240810222859.gif

[olive steppe]

niet

[ancient marsh]

post your account stats right now

no kappa = we run a train on you

[compact knoll]

welcome to tarkov channel

[ancient marsh]

this is how they let women into MS-13

[olive steppe]

no kappa feature in minecraft tarkov server where i play

[olive steppe]

literally me

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @little flame

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1487111718839648377/vlc-record-2026-03-27-16h30m21s-Replay_2026-03-27_16-27-58.mkv-.mp4?ex=69c7f436&is=69c6a2b6&hm=f8c6f3ef941ce439455a8e5ab22a6d6a269a6cb0445f84f7a62156e845967c86&

new gun christ90

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

try without ear pro maybe?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152301996183928832/1487116113237250068/IMG_8075.png?ex=69c7f84e&is=69c6a6ce&hm=7c596adb1f88bdef3025f887da4f0d36f669d42191388775add5777a57f2f3d5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=547

[keen sparrow]

bro how

[ancient marsh]

don't you hear the trumpets

[keen sparrow]

someone at BSG forgot to zero out their rotations in blender before exporting to fbx or something?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @fast garden @remote fox

Cultist event
everyone got like 50 keys from it
next update in a week
heavily buffs marked room keys
people who bought up keys on the cheap sell them off for a profit

Nikita received 50 million from TARPAC

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKL-Cv2wdBk&list=RDgKL-Cv2wdBk&start_radio=1

[ancient marsh]

not clicking ts

[keen sparrow]

reprobate

Xal doesn't fuck with Gregorian chant, got it

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent found cryon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzaa1EG14XQ

[viral egret]

went afk and both xal and artyom vanished

[compact knoll]

xal is taking a shit

he will be back

surely

[viral egret]

ok

il js rejoin and wait like 10 min if he even comesb ack

marked rooms are decent? i think

gonna open more to get a conclusive answer

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238223458668904479/1487097639463030814/image.png?ex=69c7e71a&is=69c6959a&hm=53d02e98f69cbfc01461aec31f97e541cb5ce4847b3116fe263c01c98c699613&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=1290

[viral egret]

altyn nl in dorms

fight already lost

never was mine to win

hope he gets smitten down by reshala backboard shattering nade

[fast garden]

Wut

Maybe bc I haven’t booted game post patch?

[viral egret]

@cyan garnet do u want to add me to use my gym if need be

i update my game whenever i can

[viral egret]

wen u go be home

[keen sparrow]

Fucking based.

[viral egret]

wtf

@ancient marsh they megabuffed customs or am i js lucky

3 keys 2 timesi n a row so far

red green 11sr

insane work

also sp8 but that shit stinks

[ancient marsh]

They buffed all marked they said

[viral egret]

they aint lying somehow

wait wtf i lost 2 exfils

i thought you always have 6 exfils on customs not 4

bruh i suck so bad

worst tark player

he had a black slick too

idk how i won

[stark torrent]

i think u played it well

u got a bit panic stuck in that bench but gg

[viral egret]

it saved me tbh

he shot the fuckin punching bag

heard the nade sound and i heard my time to enter him

2 opens so far, its so good

@stark torrent i think its time to farm markeds

[keen sparrow]

good fucking grief

well the price of those is going to bottom tf out

[viral egret]

dorms marked is 5mil

wtf

red is still 1m

so is green

violet is 370k lmfao

[stark torrent]

i mean u made 5 mil there

from all that

each keycard is 1 mil

[viral egret]

yep

in 2 opens btw

not counting guns

i got a nice hk ill run

only bad thing is that you can also js get 11sr and 21ws in the same room eliminating 2 cards

[cyan garnet]

Nah its not that i cant use my mates that i was playing with tonight

Theyve broken using other peoples gyms

[viral egret]

gg

why dontu have ur own gym tho

did u js prestige or

[cyan garnet]

Im level 50 i just cbf doing it cause i was using thees hahahah

[viral egret]

bruh

setup player fucks my legs and my armor

and then dies to3 rd party

cant even get the kill

death: molested by svd guy across

solo sucks

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

fuck all setup players

i have died 5 raids in a row i declare customs as dogshit

im not used to these horrible spawns

[stark torrent]

u learn not much to it

[remote fox]

Do we have patch notes for everything that they changed?

Does it run better now?

[viral egret]

yes

oh yeah wtf tarkov runs incerdible

120-150 on customs

[stark torrent]

ok lets go a few raids i wanna se

@remote fox come sven

@viral egret u too

[remote fox]

Making pizza

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-belly-jiggle-gif-3043652084411606679

[stark torrent]

Nice i ate mici

[viral egret]

ye

[viral egret]

@remote fox miguel afton get on

@ancient marsh fatty

[ancient marsh]

I would genuinely beat a person to death with a hammer for like 10 of these

[short cove]

Public shitters are such a purgatory

[stark torrent]

they are really good ngl

[short cove]

Sit down and you instantly touch metal or ceramic

[viral egret]

best shit

[ancient marsh]

When I was in school I legit went home for 20 mins to shit

[short cove]

I am in a db train rn

[ancient marsh]

What is db

[short cove]

Ong touching straight stainless steel

[short cove]

Deutsche bahn

German semi government train provider

[ancient marsh]

Thanks for the details

@stark torrent remember 1.0 guns in march btw?

[stark torrent]

Yeah i asked retard again on twitter when is the aarena patrch

[viral egret]

on 31st march he will say its gonna be on the next day of march

[short cove]

Weren't all guns good then?

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

What?

[short cove]

Nvm, thought yall were kinda happy w kind of everything

[ancient marsh]

Im talking about bsg saying like a month or two ago that 1.0 guns coming to arena in November

[short cove]

Except like the ip leaking glitch

Or error

[ancient marsh]

Man fuck you

[viral egret]

never

everything is ruined

boo bsg

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

March*

It is the 27th...

[viral egret]

me runing customs

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467017687124414554/1468913000844103792/IMG_1015.gif

[stark torrent]

Got throated by timmy

gg man

i spray him , he stands firm and shotos once , neck

Charlie'd

[viral egret]

i died with no resistance cause i was red from killa (forgot meds)

3 leg shots

[short cove]

Bro relaxed while it gone in

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

spawned in 30 seconds late behind Cryon on interchange right next to a 2 man

[viral egret]

if iedy didnt kill the evil ass rape members i wouldn't even leave with plates left

[short cove]

Is this real?

[calm pollen]

Everyone eventually hits the kedr experience one way or another

[stark torrent]

vpo gornostay and kedr

[calm pollen]

Lmao, i call it the gornasty because it's like holding dogshit

[viral egret]

i got killed on streets

with class 6 front

by a kedr with leg meta ammo

from under a van

i hope he gets abducted

[calm pollen]

I guess they're up

I've kedr'd before, me and my brother decided to do some shit kit runs on factory and keep it going with whatever we found

I started out with a toz and worked my way up to a sr2m and m4

Given I loaded the toz up with 20/70 ap but still

[viral egret]

did u kill anyone

[warm ledge]

i mean it is 20/70 ap, so if he did the psychological damage was on 999 and with a crit

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i'm taking the SR25, wtf

[ancient marsh]

67 67

does it have a cheek rest

[keen sparrow]

nope

if only

could do this instead

62 vert is pretty poggers

so close

Even with ~80 mods, very few stocks get cheek rests as another attachment

[calm pollen]

yes

i killed a 3 man

[keen sparrow]

[calm pollen]

one had a sr2m, one had an m4 and the other im not sure because i didnt loot them

just aim at the face

[blazing basin]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VIAk2gDaM1s?si=gnMA3J9ldQr7jVkI

[stark torrent]

what is this fuckign retard

[viral egret]

why am i "anal fisting"

[ancient marsh]

he's the guy that apparently had "r/sounding" as recommended or recently visited on reddit

sounding is putting stuff down your dickhole

[viral egret]

im so bad

[soft coral]

and

[calm pollen]

I dont tap fire

[soft coral]

it's a shame I didn't try more fun and varied builds while I played
Now that I'm not playing Irealize It would've been a lot more fun than just running a mutant or m4

[calm pollen]

I just send shit down range and if it hits good if not then I'm moving

[soft coral]

but then again a lot of the quests are gun specific

and if its not a fun weapon
its limited by shit ammo

what a piece of shit game

[viral egret]

good raids @stark torrent @remote fox

[remote fox]

2 tasks done

[viral egret]

0 tasks

but mooneey

[soft coral]

so u didn't doshit then

money can't complete u the quests

[viral egret]

it can

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

mentor into wetjob6 and psychosniper

[soft coral]

only like 1 or 2

yeah those we exclude

[viral egret]

money can pay for my tasks to

how do i buy kits

without money

[soft coral]

money u can get anytime

2 scav runs on woods easy milly

u actually gotta complete the quest to progress

[viral egret]

wtf

[remote fox]

It's meta for ammo runs.

[viral egret]

bro thats the wrong key

in the first place

pkpts is for cofdms

[remote fox]

Never mind, that's not the Kaban key.

[viral egret]

i would know i always hit it

i have examined |EVERY and all keys

iedy's alt spotted

[keen sparrow]

well that's kinda cool

[fast garden]

oh thats cool as fuck

first day was gnarly man

[keen sparrow]

oh on the job yeah?

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-cute-smile-happy-stare-gif-5291497

let's hear it

[fast garden]

if i dont say a name but say what happens thats not a hippa issue right

i dont actually know specifics

[blazing basin]

It may or may not have happened, in a book that someone told me about

[fast garden]

i feel like ive seen a million people talk about paitents but as long as you never give names etc

tlfr

tldr

one wing is bedbug infested

one win is brown recluse infested

[keen sparrow]

HIPPA, yeah

[fast garden]

someone has a bite from one that was neglected and now they have to go to surgery for it

[keen sparrow]

K i feel like they should’ve told you that before you even started, lol

[fast garden]

whelp

[keen sparrow]

Wound vac?

[fast garden]

dont think so

[keen sparrow]

Might come back with one depending on how bad it is

[fast garden]

like legit surgery since its brown recluse and carve it out

[keen sparrow]

Recluse bites can ‘tunnel’ like bed sores do

[fast garden]

yeah its a bit larger than a baseball on the hand

been over a week pmuch

entirely neglected

[keen sparrow]

My ex had a recluse bite, the scar looks like it was a gunshot wound

[keen sparrow]

Great place, off to a great start

Stay off the bedbug wing if you can help it

[fast garden]

well it was an upper mgmt ignoring it issue

yep

apparently where i am is p much the "most difficult"

but honestly it was fine

[keen sparrow]

Is it like.. step-down?

Like people that are all coming from a hospital?

Med-surg

[low iris]

you work in the ER?

[keen sparrow]

ER is eeeasy

Lmao

Nursing homes are the meat grinder

[fast garden]

most concentration of hoyer lifts and other more challenging required things etc

[keen sparrow]

Aaaah

So like everyone is 2 person assist

[fast garden]

equating challenging to time consuming here

yeah a lot are

[keen sparrow]

Thats giga aids

[fast garden]

several schitzo

[keen sparrow]

But, and this will come up

[low iris]

nursing homes, where old people go to die and where young people's hopes and dreams die

[keen sparrow]

Two person means you have a witness

[fast garden]

partner was amazed at how remarkably calm and level headed i was

how do i explain that i am a tarkov player to a mid 30 year old woman and this is nothing

[blazing basin]

How do you even get rid of such infestations? Gas-chamber the rooms?

[fast garden]

do nothing, as my facility has determined

god bless

just bag everything up toss it outside and pray

right next to a common exit door

[low iris]

why you should never put your parents into a care home

[fast garden]

ts should literally be last ditch

[keen sparrow]

woman

say no more

[fast garden]

i have seen like

1 other male cna

[keen sparrow]

the amount of female nurses i've seen freeze up and panic when there's an un-witnessed fall

[fast garden]

and like 2 lpn/rn that are male that i know of

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's a very female dominated field

surprise surprise

[fast garden]

its all women and a lot come from the colleges in town

[keen sparrow]

auto-clave all the bedding, call an exterminator

and all the night-gowns

which logistically for a nursing home is a fucking nightmare

[fast garden]

do nothing

expect state to come do inspection soon

[keen sparrow]

they probably don't know what to do

[fast garden]

still do nothing

[keen sparrow]

so what always happens

because every shift has lazy people that don't care

is you'll start your last rounds for brief changes at let's say 5PM

k?

and you'll finish by 7PM

[fast garden]

is it normal for like, night shift to be one person despite this many 2 people lifts

[keen sparrow]

no

i mean, yeah but no

Night shift usually gets skeletonised/fucked

[keen sparrow]

so the first person you changed on last rounds hasn't been changed for two hours by the time next shift comes on yeah?

whoever has that person will probably smoke, chit-chat, fuck around for like an hour or two

and when they go to check on them

it'll be a full bed change

and they'll blame you, and say you never changed them

Do not be surprised if your facility is already doing times and dates on briefs, even though you're not supposed to

[fast garden]

i havent seen that yet

i dont think we are at that point

luckly shift change so far seems pretty fucking butter

[keen sparrow]

are you on day, evening, or night

[fast garden]

7a-7p

ive seen a few before this too

[keen sparrow]

what is your schedule like, 3 on 4 off or

[fast garden]

fucking

chaos

off tmr sun

work mon

off

work 3

then idk

[keen sparrow]

sweet

[fast garden]

the spt copium is leaking from your respirator

[keen sparrow]

once you get past your probationary period, and have proven you're not a cunty lowlife, see if you can adjust it with HR

[fast garden]

yeah

ill have to see because so far literally every person in the building has done nothing but sing my praises since i arrived

[keen sparrow]

idk bro, how many people have said 'i love this game' in here?

[fast garden]

i dont even feel like ive done that much?

i love tarkov

[keen sparrow]

they'll find something to bitch about eventually, they're women

[fast garden]

maybe but its kinda hard to do that because i dont talk a ton, i do my shit, i listen, i ask if i have questions

[keen sparrow]

if you wanna giga-chad, do the super-nurse rotation

This mfker i worked with, omg

she worked 12 hours shifts, wednesday to wednesday, 7 days in a row

and then would be off for 2 weeks

[fast garden]

i was told even by the adon i think, that i had several people say things specifically about me that i was likely gonna be really good

i was also the only one in the class that had any comments

[winged mica]

Any SPT mods that add Holosun optics

[keen sparrow]

ECOT iirc

[winged mica]

Is there like a list of what they have?

I dont see one

[keen sparrow]

find Eco's pack and eukyre's pack

[fast garden]

holy based?

[winged mica]

Fucking rad

[keen sparrow]

yeah, she would just go traveling the world on her 2 weeks off

anways had cool stories when she'd get back

was also the happiest motherfucker working htere

[fast garden]

go figure

[winged mica]

They did add Holosun 509T

Its the one sight I was gonna get irl

[keen sparrow]

If you told me she lived out of a hotel i'd believe you

[winged mica]

Fucking 400 dollars

[fast garden]

honestly sights scopes and lasers seem so fucking insanely expensive for what they are to me most of the time

[winged mica]

Nurse

[fast garden]

sights and scopes i understand more

[winged mica]

World's most ass schedule

[winged mica]

But again you do also have a lot of day off I believe

[fast garden]

"i got black i got white whatchu want"

[winged mica]

But if im not wrong