💣tarkov-released

[remote fox]

Already saved it earlier.

[compact knoll]

better hit your shots

[remote fox]

But thanks, retard

[ancient marsh]

i rly like it

[fast garden]

+2 ergo from the dovetail thing too btw

[ancient marsh]

recoil is calculated with the fire rate in mind

the rd and the 103 are both 600 rpm

but rd is still worse recoil

[fast garden]

x39 found dead in a ditch

[ancient marsh]

the complete and total humiliation of 762x39 needs to be studied

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[ancient marsh]

saved

[stark torrent]

Get max str

go rpd

speed smirk as nobody loots it cause its too heavy anyway

[ancient marsh]

comparable mutant build

[stark torrent]

rpd has better recoil than mp7

with full mods

[fast garden]

only other x39 option thats usable

[ancient marsh]

full recoil reduction

[fast garden]

and its good just clunky

[ancient marsh]

you know 7.62x39 is fucked when 7.62x51 has less recoil bro

AND MORE ERGO

AND HAS A DRUM

[fast garden]

actual fucking useless caliber

9mm is better

[ancient marsh]

i think ak 103 is the only saving grace

[fast garden]

higher rof, higher ergo, lower recoil

[ancient marsh]

i played with it a bit and i rly like it

dropped 2 pmcs

[fast garden]

even then 103 is still arguably mid for several reasons

[ancient marsh]

recoil low enough to beam dudes from 50 meters away when crouched

[fast garden]

ammo is barely better than smaller calibers and worse than 308

[ancient marsh]

9mm you get molested at the sight of a face shield

[fast garden]

low rof

[fast garden]

yeah but be honest if its not an altyn people arent wearing it

mayb ronin resp but only class 4

[viral egret]

scrumptious legs

[fast garden]

PBP will usually go thro anywya

[compact knoll]

dude

[fast garden]

the problem isnt the amount its wanting to wear that dogshit

[compact knoll]

go do your fucking paperwork

get the fuck out of here

[viral egret]

go do ur paperwork so u can do tarkov too

[fast garden]

im reading some rn hop off tip

[ancient marsh]

click on ak-101
88 recoil

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

i remember this gun was the fucking goat

on last recoil system

legit only had vertical

[compact knoll]

the 556 one?

[ancient marsh]

yeah

[compact knoll]

its still not bad i guess

low fire rate

might try it later

[ancient marsh]

88 is fucking hurrendoes what?

[fast garden]

velociraptor felt like actual dogshit

post changes

[compact knoll]

88 to you too brotha

[ancient marsh]

why did i spell it like a spastic?

horrendous

theres we go

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAH

i thought that's an unheard tattoo bro

gonna have to put a black square over my chest now

[compact knoll]

dude i gotta do a funny

[fast garden]

6 7 logo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vlad-nightfall-deltaprc-delta-gif-2935802123620479574

[short cove]

Bro done what cryon couldent

[fast garden]

put the cqr stock in the bag lil bro

[stark torrent]

a yes the 400k stock m4 with 2 better recoil

what if arena gave us only the reciever for model 1 for 20 gp coins instead

[fast garden]

how much is that damn stock man

[fast garden]

should be better evo for a bit more recoil too yea

[fast garden]

almost .2 kg lighter

[ancient marsh]

it's time bro

bought a raider X-17 off fence

for 100k

put up just the upper receiver for 100k on flea

profit

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13939729783032931857

[viral egret]

?????

rectalsexer??

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAAAAH

[compact knoll]

i made a funny

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[viral egret]

new artyom pfp?

hittng that cross

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

How it feels as a white man in 2026 to have an unheard account

[fast garden]

@keen sparrow

I can’t man

[keen sparrow]

What on earth

[ancient marsh]

I think this is just an IQ check

Or know if you habla ingles

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, the ‘is the test-taker awake’ question

[fast garden]

yeah but its supposed to be a practice exam

holy

the 90 year old dementia ridden milita

[keen sparrow]

I mean

[compact knoll]

i mean dude

[fast garden]

there are not landmines in the bingo room

[ancient marsh]

You can shower me for practice

[keen sparrow]

I told y’all about the vietnam vet with the catheter

[compact knoll]

most of them were in ww2

[ancient marsh]

I can even pretend to be catatonic if you want

[compact knoll]

they are gonna kill you

[ancient marsh]

Make sure to clean all the folds out nice

[fast garden]

im gonna pull your catheter so hard

[keen sparrow]

The one place i would never work

The VA

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

Take me out to dinner and change my bed pan first

Get me that strawberry nestogen baby

[keen sparrow]

Atleast in a regular nursing home you don’t know who has PTSD and will roid out on you

The VA? Everyone.

[ancient marsh]

Thee is gonna be pulling catheters on patients he doesnt like as if he's starting a chainsaw

[fast garden]

i disavow

for legal reasons this is a joke

i hate that fucking j cole song where he talks about his first crush man

i dont fucking care about your wet dreams you fuck

[viral egret]

run up escallators on idea

killa stares me down

[ancient marsh]

Isn't it actually called that

Wet dreamz

[fast garden]

yea

[fast garden]

if you are in a shithole map, in a shithole part of the norvinsk region, and a guy wearing stripes comes into your room? KILL HIM

[viral egret]

bro i am surprised i killed killa before he killed me

he blew my arm off with pp19

[keen sparrow]

Parenting 101

[fast garden]

the fucking belly laugh lmao

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

now this is the tarkov channel content I live for

[soft coral]

u gotta cook em up
and then u get a police officer

[viral egret]

dude getting plan and looting tagillas cuck dungeon

best thing ever

god bless nikita for inter buffs

might've made like 1.5 to 2mil rn

[compact knoll]

can i get a pin

[keen sparrow]

YO TRUUUUE

[soft coral]

no

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

casually posting war stuff

[winged mica]

Huh

I thought talking about this is no no in this discord

[soft coral]

it is man.

it is a big no no

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

i love gammacord because no one will alert the individual of their mistake

they will instead instantly alert the gestapo

[keen sparrow]

Oh yeah huh

K, deleted it before xal saw it

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[soft coral]

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

MR HITLER

WE HAVE A SPY

[keen sparrow]

Okay but was it true though

[soft coral]

its more fun that way u know

[soft coral]

we dont care

leave it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-brainwash-hypnotize-gif-19646421

Just keep playing the tark slop

Nothing to see here

[soft coral]

nah dw I'll being posting red dead 2 stuff

begin*

[keen sparrow]

I;m just saying, if world events keep going this way, we;ll all be playing rdr2 IRL

…is that so bad though?

[keen sparrow]

Game was a whole vibe. I never finished it though

I got to where you play as john and just stopped

[soft coral]

HEY MISTER

MORNING MISTER

🗣️

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[remote fox]

Just get a bicycle

[soft coral]

MORNIN Ma'am

[keen sparrow]

Karma farming

Love it

[soft coral]

honor*

[keen sparrow]

Whatever

[soft coral]

fking karma this isn't far cry 4

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, idk who would play that shit game

[soft coral]

yeah

me too

some retard probs

[winged mica]

Damn

I thought FC4 is very fun

[soft coral]

it is

[keen sparrow]

Yeah ivan loves fc4, i’m fucking with him

[soft coral]

I love it

I get to kill indians

kidding

[keen sparrow]

The ground tesselation seems to be having some issues

[soft coral]

games never get tesselation right

[keen sparrow]

Bro Crysis tesselation was horrid, lmao

[soft coral]

yea

[keen sparrow]

They way the texture would morph as you walked around

[soft coral]

but without it

every texture looks so flat

[keen sparrow]

Yeeeeeah…

[soft coral]

and i dont wnat thatin reed dead

[soft coral]

shit looking like I'm playing E1M2 when walking in saint denis

[keen sparrow]

I always loved that you could just go there from the get-go

[fast garden]

https://x.com/IcedBone_/status/2035837191989960863

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[compact knoll]

@fast garden tarky?

[fast garden]

doing arena with someone atm

[compact knoll]

Bro responds an hour later

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912774112768852058/1345475889265119286/Chamain_fume_2.gif

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkXu1Z36mzU

[keen sparrow]

it's bad, yeah

[compact knoll]

are you just actively looking at the channel

you responded within 4 seconds

[keen sparrow]

it's accurate that AR15s have like 40 little pins and springs, lol

but for the most part the game is kinda goofy

[compact knoll]

aks are so easy to dissasamble

i think i did it in under a minute

[keen sparrow]

I mean an AR is too

the 2 takedown pins and you pull the charging handle back

[winged mica]

I hate the fact I cant lose my detent pin and takes me 3 hours to look for one

[keen sparrow]

you must be talking about the one that holds the buffer and buffer spring back

or maybe the one that sits inside the top of the pistol grip and has a spring behind it?

or either of the ones for the takedown pins?????

the sheer amount of pins under spring tension in an AR is insanely retarded

[native crypt]

i blame the dod

[keen sparrow]

I blame eugene stoner

There's like 1 genius design feature to the AR15 and that's it

This bend in the gas tube is 100% on purpose.

when your gas tube gets excessively hot, this bend is here so the gas tube will sag, touch the barrel which is also hot, and pop

literally designed for the gas tube to obliterate itself before anything more catastrophic and dangerous to the operator happens

but guess what; a lot of Gucci, better performing rifles now are shipping with straight gas tubes. because as we've found out from numberous campaigns aroudn the world, there is a very good chance that a soldier will just fucking die, get injured, or go home before their AR ever reaches the required round count for gas tube failure to happen.

[brave aspen]

nice

[keen sparrow]

I feel like a spoiled fuck using the monitor most people use as their main monitor (1080p) as an expensive chat window

interesting

[pseudo storm]

Sexy VAL

[keen sparrow]

gonna go burn it down on streets

[pseudo storm]

If possible record some footage

[keen sparrow]

lol i guess

[keen sparrow]

This was it, the rest was fucking scavs

[pseudo storm]

that female pain sound caught me off guard lul

good kills

[keen sparrow]

that guy in the daycare almost had me for lunch, jfc

[keen sparrow]

I hate this fucking gun, lol. semi-auto only 7.62x39

[pseudo storm]

At least you didn't die!

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[ancient marsh]

had a giant bug in my room eeewwwa

[viral egret]

using canted sight is like a handicap u have a scope already

[ancient marsh]

it isnt a handicap if you using the scope drops your FPS to Nintendo 64 levels

[keen sparrow]

as retarded as this may be, he's right

using a PiP scope, even at 1x, does cut framerate, and at that point you're better off with the dot *for close quarters

Where i went wrong was using canted and not piggy-back

gonna kill 30 bots this next raid

[pseudo storm]

Gotta use an Uzi with it now

[keen sparrow]

even better

[pseudo storm]

Does that modded Tavor accept drum mags?

[keen sparrow]

They might've disallowed it due to clipping, idr

easy fix though, just add the drum mag MongoID to the mod_magazine filter in the .json

I just run Troy battlemags because of the +10% loading speed

[pseudo storm]

gotcha

[stark torrent]

Cant wait for Tarkov to add the G3 and suck cock cause its an old.af gun

[keen sparrow]

If it is anything like ours was....

yeah

[stark torrent]

Also in 2029

[cyan garnet]

sorry no we need more 5.45 ak varients

[winged mica]

Tavor

[winged mica]

tbh

[stark torrent]

Just add the Aek Kord 6p69 or whatever and call it a day

[pseudo storm]

Ak-19, AK-15

[ancient marsh]

ak 67

[keen sparrow]

God i fuck hating flashlights in this game.

mfcker tried to hit me with that razzle em and dazzle em bullshit

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

It'd be nice to have a 7.62x39 that wasnt total dogshit

[cyan garnet]

These retards really added the velocoraptor before this

[pseudo storm]

The American RD-701

[keen sparrow]

That fucking thing is a cheat code

[cyan garnet]

bsg could never

[keen sparrow]

not even kidding

lol

it'd have to have way more recoil for that firerate to not break the game

[cyan garnet]

900 rpm 7.62 bp would make me beyond erect

[keen sparrow]

BP you say

Recoil rework on and off, it still feels like a laser, idk

I hardly ever use it because it makes the game boring

[ancient marsh]

yeah ts would cause riots in the streets on live

[keen sparrow]

yeah, WTT made it too stable

I wonder how it feels without the stock, 4grip and muzzle brake

Oh that's way more believable

[tame dawn]

Which recoil rework?

[keen sparrow]

Pein

[ancient marsh]

10 years of tarkov and not a single use case for the RSASS over the SR-25

[keen sparrow]

RSASS brings the handguard and that's about it, lol

[ancient marsh]

...it's not even good for DMR's, and also you can mount that handguard on the sr-25 lol

[keen sparrow]

that's what i mean

rip the handguard off the RSASS and put it onto the sr25

[ancient marsh]

i remember there was like 1 patch where you could run the rsass handguard on the m4

[keen sparrow]

that's not a bad idea...

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

k now i have to

[stark torrent]

Rsass has better hidden recoil

[keen sparrow]

5a329052c4a28200741e22d3

[stark torrent]

But it has considerably worse ergo, with the new changes i dont think u can get good ergo on it at all

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881010554007851133/1300805924646289478/attachment.gif

[stark torrent]

Sr25 has the supressor now which makes it best

[ancient marsh]

hidden stats arent even a thing anymore lol

[stark torrent]

Course they are

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent tell me 2 guns to test recoil on

i will build them to have exact same recoil stat

and i will post a clip of them in firing range

any firerate too

[stark torrent]

Prob ak normal vs 74m

[ancient marsh]

bro...

are you retarded

you can say like rpd vs hk

[stark torrent]

Or it was the 74 vs 74ub

[ancient marsh]

and u say 2 aks

[stark torrent]

Yeah the 74m has better hidden stats than the normal.kne

Are you like idiot

[ancient marsh]

i remember when AKSUB was the best gun

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1al8rSJJ8ytXNxX0pwZqSn-UC91612UvXvxnYoYgBv0Q/edit?gid=0#gid=0

[stark torrent]

Yeah they nerfed it

A while ago

[stark torrent]

Never heard anyone talk of that

[ancient marsh]

i'll test ak-101

aaaand

as val

highest vs lowest dispersion

both running 0 recoil ammo

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

What is that

[keen sparrow]

The entire items database, lol

it's pre 1.0 but

there are recoil values that are not 'horizontal' and 'vertical'

[stark torrent]

Ye, again, i.didnt hear anyone confirm they removed the hidden stats i know some.got tweaked

I guess since u cant datamine anymore

[ancient marsh]

i literally posted a video rn but ok

[stark torrent]

I dont see the point of the video

You use 2 different guns entirely

2 diff calibers

[ancient marsh]

and their recoil comes out the same

they even have vastly diff fire rate

which means the recoil stat has actually been universalized

[stark torrent]

Sure i guess , but i was talking about the same kind.of gun with 2 diff hidden stats

[ancient marsh]

68 vert on both, they go up the same

[ancient marsh]

sure i can test that too

[stark torrent]

Mostly after the change yeah

[ancient marsh]

which is REALLY nice btw

cause old tarkov was turbo retarded

2 guns can have 60 recoil and one is a laser and the other is a fucking nuclear bomb going off in your hands

so annoying

[stark torrent]

Yeah this was prob the best change they ever done ngl

The recoil rework was the most impactful in a good way

They killed 2 3 guns but oh well

Intentionally

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent what i i mod out an ak74m to have same recoil as rpk

cause i think they made variants have the same recoil too

[stark torrent]

No u should mod ak74 and 74m and see if there is any diff

[ancient marsh]

there isnt

they made those the same too

if this is accurate*

[stark torrent]

Ok so they changed it

Good

[ancient marsh]

im gonna test rpk and ak74m

[soft coral]

what happened?

[ancient marsh]

wait am i inbred

...i sold my ak-103 modded that i ran yesterday

when selling the shitty modded guns i made rn

it had a drum of bp

[stark torrent]

Israel always pays its taxes

[keen sparrow]

i've done that shit, lol

a fuckin Skanda full of completely full P90 mags

[cyan garnet]

Which one

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Probably the SASR larp suppressor

[stark torrent]

The new one on the muzzle Mk12 or whatever is called

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

this yeah?

[stark torrent]

Attachement changes are ass anyway we chamged the meta to other meta but guns look worse now

Cause the meta attachements are ugly af

[cyan garnet]

Attachment change dogshit i still just use chad handle and whichever stock gives best ergo

[stark torrent]

Like the acr stock and the fucking cqr

[cyan garnet]

Hera shit is disgusting

so ugly

[ancient marsh]

14 hour cultist circle

class 3 armor, pack of sugar, 50 round m1a mag

[viral egret]

meta whatever i run what i like

[viral egret]

14 hour circle

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-sure-jan-sarcastic-brady-bunch-gif-11590179

[viral egret]

i get the foreskin mask

faceless wtv its called

[keen sparrow]

I see why they fixed this

I mean, it was never going to work because it's not supposed to

[soft coral]

texture for the bolt is 2d not 3d
absolutely unbelievable unrealistic piece of shit game

[keen sparrow]

I also somehow broke the Mod_Barrel modslot (???) wtf?

I just can't put a barrel on it now, goddamnit

[soft coral]

how the fk did red dead 2 run on ps4

[keen sparrow]

PS4 is kind of a G though

[soft coral]

I keep forgetting that consoles have a ton of these propriotary rendering tech and theyre specificaly designed to only run the game and allocate max resources only for the game and nothing else

[keen sparrow]

it'll sound like a commercial plane spinning up in your living room but, it works

[soft coral]

similar to the way san andreas was made for the ps2

[keen sparrow]

Final Fantasy 14 being made for the PS4, and very much looking like it, has pissed off PC players for years

[soft coral]

DID U KNOW

[keen sparrow]

oh here we go

[soft coral]

hhahaahah

[keen sparrow]

fuckass

[soft coral]

oh shut up

let me yap in peace man

[keen sparrow]

eat me

[soft coral]

so

the way gta san andreas is coded internally is specifically made to made use of the ps2's limited hardware so that the game could run
which is also why on PC when the game wasported in 2005 there were numorous bugs that were never present in ps2 and also why PC doesn't have the funny brown/yellowish 90s hue

[keen sparrow]

i've only ever played it on PC

i feel kinda cheated now

[soft coral]

in many ways the pc port is actually a downgrade

there are even instances of certain stuff being removed from the pc ports such as grass in certain areas
which made the ps2 version of the game look more...vegetaded

and hilariously enough

every subsequent port of the game was actually worse @keen sparrow

mostly because they always managed to break more and more code as they remastered the versions

[keen sparrow]

So the Switch version is probably functionally retarded

[soft coral]

switch runs definitive

so yeah

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

it's up there with being really bad

theres even differences between definitive versions i believe

certain definitive versions have certains bugs and others dont IIRC

[keen sparrow]

I bet that makes modding it real fun

[soft coral]

it's insane

they use unreal engine 4

which is i guess a touch better than rockstars renderware engine the originals used

[keen sparrow]

RSASS handguard would be okay if not for the top rail just mis-matching so hard

[soft coral]

naturally the pc port allows the game to run on modern resolutions @keen sparrow

and has better rendering distance

but those are obvious

[keen sparrow]

oh hey look, a solution

[soft coral]

I could never stand the way that top rsas handguard looked

the way it gets shaped into a cone

looks so off idk why

[keen sparrow]

man, you should've seen my Remington R5

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/jY3LcF-EwPo?si=RnGhALte_I8L6G1t

[keen sparrow]

unreal? i never would've guessed

[cyan garnet]

grim

[soft coral]

damn....

[soft coral]

build planner in gamma bro we are so far off from stalker its unreal

wtf happaned to picking up the first ak u see off a bandit and just going around shooting shit

I still like how much gamma has progressed

but all this tarkov-ied stuff ruins the experience

[blazing basin]

What's wrong with learning about the game from just playing it?

It's offline, no need to min-max it

[soft coral]

literally

Like yes the tutorials are nice because theres a ton of new in game mechanics that gamma has or has reworked so for those it's w/e
but we're getting into this meta build territory where people only use like 5 guns and every other gun is frowned upon or not used and it kinda ruins everything

eh such is life

[stark torrent]

U can chose not to care about it

And use whatever u want

[soft coral]

iedy I will choose to personally slash your tires

[viral egret]

iedy when do u get home

[soft coral]

Time for red dead all day
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

And for me to sleep

[soft coral]

unc

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9pKKQ5AhvzA?si=BGU67uSkxuDpQMyj

[ancient marsh]

why are you watching asmongold

[ancient marsh]

rationing like leningrad

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/01oWvWv3EpWPyZxrydvdUD?si=Bf7nXT-OScODo1aMiXbiwA

[ancient marsh]

man stfu

why are you here, you dont even play the game

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

Grok pls add my favourite gun from shartkov

If gamma had a cms mod i would unironically use it

[ancient marsh]

tarkov is when people dont go to the zone with an unmodded ak straight from a soviet stockpile from 1952

stfu man god bless

[cyan garnet]

Best we can do a ppsh from 1941

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

wtf you can loot people before killing them?

ive NEVER seen that in any video game with a downed state mechanic

not pubg

not ABI

nothing

[tame dawn]

No, they have to hard die, but can always be picked up or revived. But you can check teammates containers before reviving them.

Downed = can't loot them

Hard downed = can loot them and revive them.

[ancient marsh]

oh its a revive

like fortnite reboot?

[viral egret]

buuusstt

3 op keys

from intel scav case

2nd marked key in a week aswell

[cyan garnet]

Killed by a man wearing quads during broad daylight with a stockless rpd

grim

[stark torrent]

Israel always pays its debts

[remote fox]

It's AI.

[keen sparrow]

[remote fox]

You are a gey retard.

[fast garden]

Not even

Can just revive the same no matter what

[cyan garnet]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mmY5ICDnzphbZkpNU?invite=cr-MSxiaXYsNDYwNTk2MzA0&v=6

5.56 is so fucking dogshit

shot straight in the forehead no helmet tanked it

[fast garden]

Tarkov is when people go to the zone with more than great grandpas hunting shotgun and a pack of cigs

[stark torrent]

@viral egret post the clip of you taking a headshot

[cyan garnet]

local naked lever action man survives ssa ap to the forehead

[ancient marsh]

wait what does that even mean?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

[stark torrent]

@fast garden game?

[fast garden]

At this practice thing

Won’t be back for some time

[stark torrent]

Time for the employed arc again ggs man

[remote fox]

I love practicing being unemployed

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @remote fox @viral egret @fast garden

g36 might be the method

[compact knoll]

Hm

[ancient marsh]

that horizontal ergo is kinda crazy

it doesnt go side to side much at all

[fast garden]

Hey so I have this bug where my guns have recoil

[stark torrent]

if u use a scope i noticed u feel the recoil a bi tmore

than a red dot

still g36 is pretty decent now

mostly cause its unique attachements are better than the average attachements for other guns

the stock has a buttpad that gives great stats

[ancient marsh]

Oh its cause I was crouching

Its still better than an m4 in the recoil tho

Cheaper too

[ancient marsh]

any gamers tonight

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow

If it aint Wong it's wrong

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/reari-dog-barking-koreaboomina-bblmina-gif-24010279

https://tenor.com/view/ccp-cheering-cheer-china-gif-4951966975695656474

[stark torrent]

They had us from the start

[ancient marsh]

the girl you see before leaking government secrets

and brother

i'm leaking already

[remote fox]

Governments are already leaking my ID, tit for tat.

[ancient marsh]

emphasis on tit

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

Cool where is the arena patch man

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @remote fox tark?

lets finish key to the lighthouse or something

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-office-smile-9oF7EAvaFUOEU

[remote fox]

Unc is playing Remnant 2.

[stark torrent]

Remnant

[granite coral]

📚 Remnant

To remnant means to trash [high-level] gear in an ARPG, often [Diablo 2]. This verb comes from [a player] named Remnant, who trashed her gear after she failed to smite the ubers.

[brb], i'll remnant this bo [barb]

[stark torrent]

course a woman is known in gaming for having a tantrum and deleting her inventory

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh get on man

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-boy-gif-630782425492419396

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2pD4bYevBM

[winged mica]

Tarkov unleased

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-devil-ifunny-drawing-spongebob-gif-23434961

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[soft coral]

@viral egret @native crypt @fast garden @keen sparrow time to hunt me a Legendary Panther

[stark torrent]

one 62 minute lost ranked game on Dota and 3 Lighthouse raids broke me

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-pray-guy-praying-OmqRHI3lSX7jR97WjZ

[ancient marsh]

"imagine what 15 years without a footjob does to a man"

[soft coral]

maybe it's time to boot up isaac

[keen sparrow]

She cute

@stark torrent what do you call it when you’re trapped in an elevator with 2 vietnamese women

‘A Nguyen-Nguyen Situation’

[stark torrent]

racist but ill take it

p!Mods

[torpid sparrow]

⠀

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

i dont get it

[keen sparrow]

This after he said ‘if it ain’t wong it’s wrong’

[keen sparrow]

Nguyen is pronounced like ‘win’

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @remote fox

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

Oh yeah its gonna come down good

we needed this rain

[viral egret]

bro shot thru the facemask too

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

"I spent 1 day getting waterboarded and then I walked on glass for 2 hours straight and it hurt me"

[keen sparrow]

Playing dota willingly is crazy work

[soft coral]

I'd rather cut off my own balls and eat them thanplay dota

[stark torrent]

shut up bulgar

[soft coral]

says the romanian

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow

[soft coral]

pipe down

[viral egret]

@stark torrent got lk's transmitter

go red rebel

2 maan bombed us

no winning with tarov

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden we cleared all of rogue compound and cryon dies to a grenade with like 3 seconds left on extract

we spent like 25 minutes at rogue camp

[viral egret]

artyom experiene

[keen sparrow]

THAT’S GENIOUS

[ancient marsh]

this level of f-slur behavior is unseen

[keen sparrow]

Then quit it

[ancient marsh]

i don't know how that guy unhooked his mouth from his friend's cock to pull the pin on the grenade

[viral egret]

bro shut up u play spt

[keen sparrow]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

i cant make racist jokes i forgot

[keen sparrow]

You can, you just choose not to

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-22259405

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-vince-popkey-7FyMQm2vBiTjG

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

iedy opened his mouth on instinct

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[blazing basin]

That's more revolting than insulting

[keen sparrow]

‘One man’s trash is another man’s treasure’

[blazing basin]

*disgusting

[blazing basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-think-monkey-tiger-CncEX02H3bxf6NjbK4

[stark torrent]

Israelian Medical Supply

[keen sparrow]

‘Israeli Ambulance’

[fast garden]

10 pm in Romania gg

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[fast garden]

You lied

You said you were 6 hours ahead

You are 7

[stark torrent]

6 or 7 hours it is what it is man

[fast garden]

It is 3:59

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vlad-nightfall-deltaprc-delta-gif-2935802123620479574

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1332714601367867505/attachment-55.gif

[stark torrent]

did you train , how is the place

when do u start actual work

[fast garden]

idk man

have a second orientation tmr

then state test

all for less pay than walmart btw

i deadass might just go back to walmart atp since i want to do schooling to be an LPN

we will see

[stark torrent]

the grind never stops

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1485751762496520262/image.gif

[remote fox]

They want to see how much whipping you can take.

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

going to space with this one

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

the first spaceX pilot to reach mars

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/s/hrNl97MCF4

[hallow stream]

fucking hell

[remote fox]

Can you only buy it from Steam?

[hallow stream]

they are totally getting cut by sony when the game drops under 20k players

[hallow stream]

no but i dont think the numbers are going to be much better on consoles

considering its a extraction shooter

or at least I think its available on consoles idk

[gritty python]

no idea but this is what i expected for that game

[fast garden]

estimations but people are going by them and honestly it adds up

[remote fox]

Isn't Cross Revenue microtransactions?

[fast garden]

what the fuck is cross revenue

are you looking at gross?

[remote fox]

I'm retarded.

Mistook the G for a C.

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[keen sparrow]

gives me guff for watching an AI video

can’t read

[keen sparrow]

This just means PC players that use Steam are retards

[viral egret]

already retarded if u play that dogshit slop

[fast garden]

more like, pc players are the only market that has tarkov and are thus more likely to try other games within the genre

[glacial haven]

I think that's generally a misconception, if a game is available on PC and does not do very well there for example, the likelihood of it going ballistic on console is also not necessarily high

[glacial haven]

Looking good tho but those Steam estimations, if they are from those websites, are likely extremely inflated

[fast garden]

i think this is a unique situation where the console numbers for a game would be particularly low compared to pc

[glacial haven]

They are quite low but the platforms mirror each other pretty well usually

[fast garden]

without knowing how they pull their estimations, its all in the air

[glacial haven]

Unless it's a game that is either free with PSN+ or whatever it's called or it just works way better on console / plays better with controller

[fast garden]

it plays much worse

and its not free at all for any service to my knowledge

imagine tarkov menuing on controller

similar concept

[glacial haven]

I just made a general statement, that's usually the reason why console would for example have a higher player count than PC

[hollow patrol]

its BLEEDING

[glacial haven]

But the platforms usually mirror each other pretty well in player counts

[fast garden]

i would actually expect a large difference between xbox and playstation for a few reasons

but again, i think the console market is much less attuned to extraction shooters, and aside from hunt showdown, arc raiders was the big one that they got

i genuinely do believe that there is great overlap between tarkov players and marathon players

[glacial haven]

Ima be real, the entire time I was talking about platforms being pretty equal in player count for games I only meant Playstation to PC, Xbox is currently far behind everyone else

To the point where Xbox will sooner or later just be another Windows Computer because they are apparently working towards that future

And at that point, why even bother getting an Xbox if the optimization is as dogshit as on a normal computer

[compact knoll]

easier to sell to goys

[glacial haven]

Well, if Marathon is the best that Bungie could deliver and that'll be their game for the future now, they can also just kinda die, then that company is beyond saving anyways and those Halo days are long over

[keen sparrow]

If ff14 can turn a controller into 64 buttons….

It’ll still be aids though

[fast garden]

fuck off

wrong answer

lmao

"game as shallow as a kiddie pool does it"

[keen sparrow]

You’re hilarious

[fast garden]

67

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[keen sparrow]

‘Shallow as a kiddie pool’

[fast garden]

posted his Dance Dance Revolution chart

[keen sparrow]

Not my parse actually

[viral egret]

why even play on controller

[keen sparrow]

Faster

[viral egret]

aint no way

with 64 inputs

or wtv u said

64 buttons

[keen sparrow]

I was hitting 41 apm on controller

[viral egret]

apm being abilities per minute?

just arthritismaxxing i guess

[keen sparrow]

Yes

Those were the days

And the memes that make no goddamn sense

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow
first 4 sec is all I needed
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550867083685134371/1486137082853195816/videoplayback1.mp4?ex=69c46883&is=69c31703&hm=96751217b9961539ffd416a3189084a007f26b0bcc580552e9997f5558c9d8cb&

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

@fast garden tarkov?

[fast garden]

erm

nah

[compact knoll]

Me and @ancient marsh is like Geralt and Leto, and @stark torrent is zoltan

[gritty python]

Wasn’t that literally the mission statement of their new ceo was to kill xbox as a company

[glacial haven]

The mission statement of the new CEO of that branch can blow me hard, it's some AI retard that has not a single clue about the history of Xbox, at the end of the day, it's obvious that they're just planning on killing the entire thing

[gritty python]

i miss when gaming was about the game and not money

[glacial haven]

Only now going to get worse, everything always needs to hit rock bottom until it bounces back

But at least not all companies produce utter dogshit

Capcom still tries, Unknown Worlds probably also does

[gritty python]

yeah subnautica 2 will be the lantern in the dark for a bit it seems

Expecting that in may tbh since the ceo said they were ready to release last year or some shit

[glacial haven]

I am fine with any time for Subnautica because that game hasn't let me down in it's previous 2 parts

[keen sparrow]

unfathomably based

too bad it's AI and he's a limpdick liar like everyone else in that room

[blazing basin]

what make you say that its AI?

[keen sparrow]

well his mouth is moving weird as fuck irrespective of his face

and you know, the message at the end

[blazing basin]

oh

https://klipy.com/gifs/kermit-falling-1

mb gang

[keen sparrow]

If he actually said any of that, Ilhan Omar, Nancy Pelosi and AOC would be on a soapbox about it for a month.

And i'd have heard about it, lol

That's probably the worst part about american politics.

I know this is AI more because a certain side hasn't starting screeching and shitting themselves than because of the details of the video itself, lol

[brave aspen]

crying

i’m laughing hard i think i’m gonna throw up

[brave aspen]

hey heh i’m eating dinner don’t bring up ilhan

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-tulsi-gabbard-smile-happy-gif-15804440

There you go. A palate cleanser

https://youtube.com/shorts/NuA7_4H6kO4?si=WYyUwxPxu8wVdOqr

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2725114084?t=00h32m13s @viral egret @fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[fast garden]

love the arena questline step where you have to win a match in at least second place

happened first game for me and thought nothing of it

friend has to do it

[stark torrent]

[remote fox]

At least he isn't Cryon

Kidding...kidding.

[viral egret]

trust me i cant even get2nd place

atleast he isnt sween

[brave aspen]

i haven’t played arena for like 9 months how is it

all i do is watch people argue about arena on twitter and then i don’t play

[stark torrent]

Kinda shit , still.no update with new guns

Nikita said end of March, i guess he really meant last day last hour of March

[glacial haven]

Did he say 2026?

[stark torrent]

Arena for more than 2 games is painfully shit

[stark torrent]

Now he didnt , there might be the fine print

[glacial haven]

🥀

[cyan garnet]

dogshit

[cyan garnet]

truke

Can tolerate 2 - 3 matchs max

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @glacial haven @fast garden Fam i hate these monsters with the plastic twist off mechanism bullshit

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/c9Cozu0XE4I?si=uzBQF-iPTgqcFbjp
@stark torrent @viral egret

[stark torrent]

Baaa primu e ala de bate politia random asa

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850308224850722828/1485625115499827210/image.jpg?ex=69c485f5&is=69c33475&hm=18d0e78b3b183f62e881d8593b4f9f0bfb63ab8818324892ff9121fe1d0750a1&=&format=webp&width=1068&height=1303

this entire channel

[viral egret]

@stark torrent a sarit media

9,59 la 9,65

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1486313038637174795/20260325_113651.jpg?ex=69c50c62&is=69c3bae2&hm=ced89a677d1b1a41627a4c45148a57627e132df3234ea2bdcd6a2071a9456811&=&format=webp&width=1032&height=1303

50 cinderblocks

and 400 pounds of dirt

[blazing basin]

God forbid a fella wants a flowerbed in the back yard or somethin

xD

[keen sparrow]

Yeah yeah totally

lemme just load up 1900 pounds of landscaping materials into the back of my prius, i'll be right on my way

[blazing basin]

Grocery and food delivery services should be banned anyway

[keen sparrow]

RIP old people i guess

[blazing basin]

I mean if all they do is sit alone in their houses all day, then...

[fast garden]

When at Walmart these were the orders I always felt the most bad for our drivers

They never actually knew what they were before they got there

I think just what they paid

[keen sparrow]

fuck retail of any kind

lol

look up 'dollar tree back room' on google images

[soft coral]

shut up arthur

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr2-rdr1-rdr2-dutch-dutch-skibidi-gif-13616564543661270916

[fast garden]

And most of them ran orders out of small cars

[keen sparrow]

That's just poor logistics

[cyan garnet]

lowk i'm still using @fast garden gym cause i cbf building mine

cheers big dog

[ancient marsh]

Reminds me of that fucking dickhead that ordered an anvil off amazon and would return it

He did it like 50 times

What a cunt

[cyan garnet]

I could never do retail

[keen sparrow]

you mean you don't want to have to organise this once a year for inventory?

Every dollar tree is like this in their back room

so when you purchase things at a store, usually the SKU (barcode) that is scanned goes into their system as having been purchased. so if need be, they can order more to restock yeah?

so, forget everything i just said about SKU. Dollar tree warehouses just ship every store anywhere from 600-2000 boxes of absolutely random shit, irregardless of what that store has in stock or what came on the last truck.

and these trucks go to every store once a week.

dollar tree corporate is giga-retarded. also, you offload all those cases from the trucks by hand. just 6 hours of picking up as many randomly sized and weighted boxes and stacking them as best as you can

[ancient marsh]

Isn't random shit whatever they got for cheap from the manufacturers

[keen sparrow]

duh

or rejected items, omg the amount of soccer and wine moms we had for the Cake-Boss™ shit

usually the wholesale price the company pays is like 0.15 and then they sell it up-charged at a dollar.

There are some cases where the item probably cost 2.00 to get into a store and they sell it for 1.00, like the cold soda at the front

but at the end of the day all the corporate bean-counters make it even out

What i really mean by random is like.. 60 cases of candles for 4 weeks in a row

and each case of candles has 16 candles in it

or like.. re-usable water bottles meant for outdoor activities being shipped to the store in December

"Rex! Why aren't the grill brushes selling?!"

Me putting halloween candy out ->

"bro it's

we had one lady that would order to the store, like she'd go on the dollar tree webstite and have them shipped to our store, she'd order 30 cases of pink lawn flamingos

so like 6 flamingos per box * 30. turns out, cause we did some sleuthing as her name was on every box

She was hucking them on EBay for liek 6$ a pop

so spend 180$ + probably 30 on shipping 210$. make 1,080$ back

[ancient marsh]

who the fuck buys lawn flamingos

it's not 1960

[keen sparrow]

I thought the exact same thing.

like, how is this bitch selling any of these, if not completely over-saturating ebay with lawn flamingos

but, she kept ordering them like this, once a month for the better part of a year

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @short cove

https://open.spotify.com/track/0qZ3sXZBAa1BBb60V3kflV?si=506d56aaca734d6e

absolute poet

[keen sparrow]

literally looked at my side monitor, saw it was lyrics, and went back to GAMMA

[soft coral]

not nice

[keen sparrow]

okay yeah that one is clever

[soft coral]

TOLD U

https://open.spotify.com/track/4Q8vPeTZSanpEnIPELEBvT?si=63bd54e2560d463f

bro said

"Ima stand on business till my feet stank"

[fast garden]

You see my million dollar poster

[soft coral]

man I love rio da yung

holy shit

these lyrics

so damn creative

[fast garden]

The thing about dollar tree is their corporate strategy is literally as many locations packed full of shit as possible ran by 2 people

[ancient marsh]

kill bsg

[fast garden]

They cannot compete with Walmart so they have to be super convenient to compensate

[ancient marsh]

i literally finished a craft for them and started another

and then checked the circle

[keen sparrow]

the worst part is it fucking works

[fast garden]

That’s why there are 6 of them in my town

There’s a Walmart at one end of town and then a random ass DG somewhere in other corners

I almost started running orders for spark or uber from Walmart, but then I remembered the bullshit that entails

Some lady got threatened at gunpoint and we had to ban whoever was placing the orders (supposedly)

She was Hispanic and spoke broken English and had an old white husband that was very vocal about “getting that guy banned” so who knows

We had a weird harassment issue where someone was placing an order of 1 orange and 1 tomato or something like that to some old woman’s house for express delivery, meaning we didn’t even know it was happening until we got a phone call and it got escalated to local police

[ancient marsh]

some people got nothing going on, do they

[fast garden]

Honestly I kinda miss the stupid simplicity of working there because none of that shit ever actually mattered to change anything

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret tarkov?

[fast garden]

Some kids being an asshole to an old lady, she lived alone

Pretty sure anyway

I’m at my orientation won’t be able to play most likely

Have to study for state exam tmr

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318083413930409984/1364838164887502848/aam1mi_-_1914320174993264687.gif

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

i added glorious_E the streamer because of this

on hardcore wipe

when every building was 2x reqs

[cyan garnet]

400 iq

got out of interchange apparently killed 2 pmcs

what in the homeless bots was i fighting i thought it was all scavs

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh help me get the body for the lk transmitter again

[compact knoll]

Busy

[ancient marsh]

im not going alone we need more

i hate lh

[viral egret]

ok ho about tasking

@stark torrent wanna come interchange i need to do vitamins p 1

also i have a 1-of-1 player refund dogtagsl mao

[stark torrent]

imma play dota

[viral egret]

damn

maybe ill get lk

gonna try to get the body again praying it wont have to be in the rogues

[fast garden]

Man

12 hour shifts

[viral egret]

DYDE

why am i fighting

5 pmccs

on lighthouse

fuck this game bro

[fast garden]

Will this shit be worth it @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

i am shaking like a epileptic

[fast garden]

Same pay as Walmart btw

[viral egret]

i kill 3 people and then last one just tanks everything

god bless

[compact knoll]

any potential for growth?

[compact knoll]

more pay?

[keen sparrow]

it'll be way less bullshit than wal-mart and better job security

[fast garden]

Not directly, why I want to go to school to get LPN

[viral egret]

dude

i need altyns

i wouldve lved

i got headshot by fmj bruh

i guess im gonna do calibration

[keen sparrow]

i'll wait until this retard is done

[fast garden]

Also same pay as Walmart btw

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cheap-joke-lock-in-good-one-eddie-gif-17460169215235738642

might as well do walmart before you get LPN

[fast garden]

Yeah depends

I have to figure out what the plan is etc

If I hate this or not

[viral egret]

aatleast i didnt have the transmitter body

on me

[fast garden]

Since I’ll move to part time for school

[keen sparrow]

you have a job lined up already?

[fast garden]

I have state test tmr and work my first 7-7 on Friday

No rest for the wicked

[viral egret]

not even getting to play with us gg

[keen sparrow]

oh so you'll be on like.. nooby duty essentially

[fast garden]

Yeah

[viral egret]

idk what i could've done to play it way better

[fast garden]

Unless you have any better suggestions for being a CNA

[viral egret]

maybe i shouldve rotated again inside

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

i mean having experience will be good for you later on

for tests and studying

[fast garden]

Oh absolutely

[compact knoll]

but tbf working 12 hours for walmart pay is cancer

see if you can manage it i would say

[keen sparrow]

you'll get better insurance coverage, they'll probably have a 401k plan, way way better job security