💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

actually entirely shit

ark survival evolved

[cyan garnet]

Fighting other fresh spawns with melee weapons on the coast was kinda fun i guess but thats it

[keen sparrow]

I totally forgot i goaded him into adding this patch

[fast garden]

when i had one of the mods there was like

this patch and maybe 5 other lame as shit ones

[cyan garnet]

Isnt that the one with dinosaurs nd shit

[fast garden]

i was so confused

[fast garden]

maybe the most atrocious affront to what a survival game should be

actual disgusting slop game

[brave aspen]

hahahahaha

always and i mean always wanted to try it

[fast garden]

and it sucks because i think the idea is cool

i did too man. i did too

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

whats on the right there buddy

[cyan garnet]

You arent missing out

[brave aspen]

[ Your post has been removed by the SPT Pub team ]

[fast garden]

they have their own yt video?

[keen sparrow]

oh bro

[cyan garnet]

Idf vs tarkovs civillian population

[keen sparrow]

the IDF recruit-prop slop is like no other

[cyan garnet]

Kinda hot jewish women being like die for israel goy

[keen sparrow]

They definitely flaunt their female soldiers to get people to join

100%

[cyan garnet]

I need iron dome from one of dem war crime baddies

[keen sparrow]

oops

[brave aspen]

iron dome makes me laugh every single time i see it in writing because after 11pm i am mentally 16 years old

[pseudo storm]

You're M.O. is most interesting

[keen sparrow]

i just replaced whatever the SPT safe patch bundles were with the spicy ones

[fast garden]

im gonna wear the white outfit

like 24/7

[keen sparrow]

i cnnot be fucking bothered to json edit 3 new patches into the db and trader

[cyan garnet]

diaochan pussy got me movin different

Prapor asked me if i'm loyal

Wtf is that

[fast garden]

a suggestion

and one i dont fw

[cyan garnet]

Sad they took those free subtitled three kingdoms 2010 off youtube

I was like halfway through it

Actual kino of the highest level

[fast garden]

https://youtu.be/LdhC-42OXPA?si=2-0dRSSoGVKt6rZ8

[brave aspen]

looks sick

[mossy coral]

I got cocky, started shooting up a storm in Factory and got head-eyed

[keen sparrow]

k i still had to add the bundles to jsons so i gotta check something

[brave aspen]

jesus christ it’s jason bundle

[keen sparrow]

omfg

Crackbone and WTT never removed the actual bundles for the forbidden patches from the Artem mod

Their bundles just aren't declared in any of the Jsons, so the assets are there, they just won't show up in-game

that's fucking hilarious'

[keen sparrow]

sorry it seems i wasted your time, lmao

[mossy coral]

Forbidden patches?

[keen sparrow]

essentially all you'd have to do is open the custom items json and change 'patch2.bundle' to 'patch10.bundle'

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[mossy coral]

Ah

[keen sparrow]

modding drama from like well over a year ago

[brave aspen]

you got it working tho?

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

The Sam Hyde video

"Them J-boys really be hopping off the porch"

"I need me some iron dome"

"IDF? More like IDFC - I dont freakin care!"

[stark torrent]

Best we can do is the same tan helmet twice but one has horizontal stripes the other has vertical

Also everything high cut

Head ears me beloved

[ancient marsh]

50 high cut class 4 helmets with rails
1 ulach that weighs almost 2 kilos
Or altyn/tagilla mask

Your choice, tarkov man

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

Suppressor condom

[keen sparrow]

When suppressors get hot IRL, you can see them under night vision from all the IR the heat puts out

[ancient marsh]

Y'all hear sumn?

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1332714601367867505/attachment-55.gif

[cyan garnet]

Real pussy play 29

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @remote fox @fast garden after we finish assessment, we go labs?

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret wake up

wake up

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/Y7nBxDYRcsg?si=kRbrYb1im9m0yllM

[stark torrent]

A DIFFERENT REALM

https://giphy.com/gifs/mad-men-don-draper-zen-YA6dmVW0gfIw8

[viral egret]

ye

[viral egret]

wait what part is this

assment 2?

or is it 3

[ancient marsh]

3

[viral egret]

ah

2 is marking bunkers on woods

i forgort

lemme piss and start tarkov and we can go finish part 1

ur 14/15 right

gonna make the last sj1s aswell

i'mma scav

[ancient marsh]

arena is unplayable

the audio

is so dogshit

[stark torrent]

arena 5 months into the wipe

[ancient marsh]

man shut the fuck up

[viral egret]

w scav?

the moment i picked up the bitcoin 3 people started shooting me

[stark torrent]

nice

[viral egret]

im surprised the chinese didn't get to it before me

time to try a lighthouse

[ancient marsh]

fully made up my mind

inertia better than no inertia

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-albert-wesker-albertwesker-wesker-gif-10928963888818015769

retards on arena doing this after phasing through like 4 bullets

and then dodging your entire mag

[cyan garnet]

Adadadadada spam is insane on arena

[ancient marsh]

it's actually more toned down than what it used to be on live game in like 2019

[cyan garnet]

Idk i started playing like late 2022

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh lighthouse?

i need 3 kills

[ancient marsh]

soon

ph33r hop on

if you do not

[remote fox]

I have only run into single digit number of people that do that shit.

[ancient marsh]

7 million pakistanis come to your remote finnish village

[viral egret]

yknow

ak12 is not that bad

its just the valday that sucks

[remote fox]

They are already here

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-not-right-gif-14695153867752834726

[ancient marsh]

it's me

im the pakistanis

[viral egret]

i only shot 1 mag and i killed 2 droolers

hunting out my own species

[ancient marsh]

i shot like 40 rounds bro 😭

[viral egret]

dude i was hitting that jackpot when i saw a unarmored vulnerable dvl player

on batya camp rock

didnt pk broke a leg and i got hunted down by what i can assume was goons

good raid

he is so scarishly accurate

i guess shouldnt have broken my legs

[remote fox]

Tarky? @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

imma clean my room first

gimme like 20 mins

@viral egret yo utoo

[viral egret]

ok

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox

come baby

killed a guy on blue cross

didnt count for last kill

[little flame]

why did lil bro screenshot this

@stark torrent

[little flame]

@stark torrent @fast garden deadlock later today?

[stark torrent]

Ye im down

[spice sparrow]

Is this chat English only?

[ancient marsh]

yes

we beat you with rocks if you speak anything else

also what the fuck is that pfp

[little flame]

wrong guy

[viral egret]

bro what is that pfp

[little flame]

jesus bruh

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208121918855577700/1354106709567602759/image0-24.gif

[spice sparrow]

Mistakes of youth, but honestly, I'm okay with it.

[little flame]

what

[ancient marsh]

???

what

[little flame]

no correlation

https://klipy.com/gifs/scientist-moon

[spice sparrow]

I'm more concerned about why my Wild is always with a trash can and without a backpack, and the whole map runs after the PMC, PVE

[ancient marsh]

bro if you dont know english, google translate isnt much better

[spice sparrow]

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-laugh-ai-baby

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/399269-cat-middle-finger-cat-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7145826872122606660

[spice sparrow]

You're freaking out about my avatar = I wrote why I have it.
As for Tarkov, it seems like something is wrong with PVE...

Playing for the PMC at Customs, I have to kill at least 15 Scavs who just follow me, no matter where I am.

[little flame]

just noscope headshotted a guy on the rock

on a rock*

lmaooo

get shit on

BRO

O

HES DEPRESSED

bro hes streaming a black screen

hes retarded

[little flame]

@stark torrent

bros streaming a black screen

hes so fucking retarded

hes 40 btw

pushing ltg levels

[viral egret]

40 years old german camper

[remote fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-laugh-ai-baby

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[stark torrent]

but why

wtf ahhaa

[little flame]

no clue

lmaoo

[viral egret]

he was hgher level than me too (i think)

[little flame]

@viral egret lmk if u start playing labs

ill join

bored of shithouse

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @stark torrent we're done with lh

we do 1 woods

and switch to lab

😺

[little flame]

bet

[soft coral]

isaac the one game where it's completely ok to forcefeed a baby pills of unknown origin

IN GAME OFC

[stark torrent]

Oke

[soft coral]

who asked u iedy

pula

[ancient marsh]

forcefeed?

you're the baby

you're the one consenting bro

[soft coral]

I guess

@ancient marsh

WELL WELL WELL

room spawns troll bomb
kick troll bomb
secret room

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-emotional-celebration-celebrate-victorious-gif-4624966

enough dopamine got pumped in my system to kill a victorian child

[stark torrent]

p!avatar @fast garden

[torpid sparrow]

Avatar for theenegotiator

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[little flame]

headshots me jaws through a bush

lmao

[fast garden]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

what does it say man

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow @native crypt I'll just assume this is what it's like to live in the northwest and middle of america

[keen sparrow]

Pretty much

[compact knoll]

https://fxtwitter.com/BluebriarArts/status/2035189725041238269?s=20

❥ hazel ︻デ═一 (@BluebriarArts)

“Fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark” is unfortunately just cringe enough to wrap back around to being raw as fuck

Quoting rosey🌹 (@thechosenberg)
︀
Millennials will not see heaven

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@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

@little flame @ancient marsh

look at this fucking molester

[viral egret]

no snowball or killer7 either

he's trash trust

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shirt-jo-super-short-XIzmXCnF1qY5oyKYxC

[little flame]

lmao

[stark torrent]

i see an AI video of a Fat Orc kicking Goblins and my first thought is @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

who's the goblin

[soft coral]

its memeg

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlyoongi-charlie-mad-offended-lVp8csWFYDKUZwqWZd

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

idk what that means

[compact knoll]

ah

[compact knoll]

uhhhh

think of it as goyda

downie rizz

@glacial haven

[ancient marsh]

it nicked him

[glacial haven]

why are you showing me a video of your downy boyfriend

is he the cushion or the needle

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1399461180010926251/1474964245933195345/image0.gif

[fast garden]

https://fixupx.com/ninv2_/status/2035406101852692574?s=20

Vee 🎤🎸🥁 (@ninv2_)

this slander is so hella good

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[little flame]

what is this guy

bro

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dies-of-aidan-hunt-davy-jones

[soft coral]

not more than 3,5 braincells amongst these fellers

[soft coral]

bro just posting shit

[little flame]

@compact knoll

@ancient marsh

bro

i cant

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvpGSUrM3s

[keen sparrow]

k, SPT is on its last legs

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[viral egret]

gooner fps game character

[fast garden]

what ip is this character even from

[viral egret]

i know because my friend plays that shit

[native crypt]

Have you hung him yet

[viral egret]

idk what happened to him

[native crypt]

He might have got it then

[keen sparrow]

I can appreciate the work the author put into this, but the characters he chose

Could’ve been more CoD rips but no, we ripped a gacha game or some shit

[soft coral]

my brother in christ YOU installed those mods :D

[brave aspen]

what the fuck is this

[ancient marsh]

is it because of the mods or the single digit framerate

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160805477966426174/1160812212584194058/attachment.gif

[keen sparrow]

The mod is called ‘anime shit’

I say SPT is on its last legs because this is always how modding devolves

Once you get the anime shit showing up, it’s only a matter of time before there are character skeletons with extra bones added

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[little flame]

lets gooo @compact knoll

fun map

did i actually

get no rewards

for s

are we for real

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Gotta no-life an S out of every mission on hardcore to get a bling watch

[compact knoll]

no tatoos?

[keen sparrow]

The ‘rewards’ in that game are so stupid

[little flame]

nopåe

nope*

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d2JmxsxDu4

[keen sparrow]

Yup

Who needs fiction when you can just read the news

[little flame]

bro i tazed his pistol

he still got tazed

[hallow stream]

theres legit been anime shit since 3.9 though

so like i dont get your point

[keen sparrow]

Like what

[hallow stream]

entire voice packs and there was also models, sure they were low quality but they were there

[keen sparrow]

That it?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[hallow stream]

think so

didnt delve more into it than that

[keen sparrow]

Not the anime g36 or anime rear sights by samswat back in like 3.4?

[hallow stream]

oh yea that exists as well ig

but I wouldn't know abt it cause i didnt play before 3.9

[keen sparrow]

My son just brought me a live stinkbug

[brave aspen]

oh my god i went mental playing this game a while back trying to S rank neon tomb

[brave aspen]

show their goop

[viral egret]

idk i got out

@remote fox @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

i thought that's thee btw

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mhr-mhrcartoon-mhr-cartoon-Hn1fig2A3ZJZQK7gQL

[stark torrent]

Me on my screen rn

[viral egret]

all the ammo from them

[brave aspen]

hell yeah BS BP

make a nice spicy mixture with those

i love the ammo stacking increase

but i’m on a tarkov cooldown so im not allowed to be thinking about this

but i’m gonna

[ancient marsh]

"Cryon is a human too"

[hallow stream]

eat it

assert dominance

[keen sparrow]

i've been told they taste worse than they smell

somehow.

[hallow stream]

AI getting told to kill people

[fast garden]

they do.

[soft coral]

those fucking things omggg

that HAS to be

one of the most useless insects on the planet

[keen sparrow]

i could not agree more

[soft coral]

like

I dont mind them

their actually mind their own business unlike fucking cockroaches

but theyjust exist

they dont do shit

fucking template insect man

an example

daily login reward ahh insect

[keen sparrow]

They crawl around really slowly.

usually on the ceiling

and then fall off the ceiling

[soft coral]

can't even climb for shit

[keen sparrow]

onto your keyboard/head/lap/hands/phone/tablet

and then

because they fell on you, they get spooked and release their stink bullshit

These little fucking batards

so useless the birds outside don't even eat them

i pick them up with a wet wipe and throw them in trash/in the fireplace/flush down the toilet

[fast garden]

even our chickens wouldnt really eat them

we had one that would

[viral egret]

dude idk wtf i am playing against

i went a solo lighthouse

[fast garden]

but only when they were dead

[viral egret]

the moment i get on tree rock i got shot three times

in the stomach

holy fuck

[native crypt]

Rogue fifty cal beaming you lol

[viral egret]

all the way from lower chalet

[viral egret]

im unarmoured id' have died

[native crypt]

Trolled I guess

[viral egret]

bad time to live in o-block

and i died

the moment i unproned

dude i think it's goons idk

[fast garden]

microwaving chiken nuggies

[viral egret]

gg

i made nuggets and i cut one i nhalf

and it was full black

resident evil food

[native crypt]

I can't say the name my friends and I have for lighthouse and other bad maps/areas

[viral egret]

very fair

they literally instaspotted me

across the map

fucking king von and his friends

are out for me

[native crypt]

Yeah they have a couple hundred meters of omnipotence

[keen sparrow]

my favourite was back when they knew the SSN, CC #, maiden name, address, IP address, underwear colour, and bloodtype of anyone that ever threw a grenade on the map.

[viral egret]

back i go for shooterborn(die again to birdeye)

i need like 3 kills on this horrible map and i finish anything related to it

until i go back for lightkeeper

[native crypt]

Hubble space telescope

[viral egret]

if anyone gets close to me im just dead

like i think even 9x18 can instakill me on a thorax shot

i am butt naked with 5 rounds and a dream

[native crypt]

Glock 18

[viral egret]

i went sbih on reserve with g18 backup

and i killed like 2 or 3 people with g18

[native crypt]

It's so fun

[viral egret]

before i could kill one with the fucking bolty

i have 0/5

on reserve

still

fuck that map

i shot a guy with x54 BS in the head and he facetanked it and killed me like

disgusting ass map

copemax

[native crypt]

Trolled by bad servers and worse spawns

[viral egret]

THIS game is so dead

[soft coral]

didn't u get kappa?

[viral egret]

no?

xal did

what do you think i am

good at the game?

[soft coral]

yeah my bad

[viral egret]

alle's abt to finish sbih AGAIN and im not even halfway done

[soft coral]

get to farming then

[viral egret]

i am trying

but there is deadass no one

i have NOT even heard a gunshot

like 10 mins passed

no nade no fights no tracers in the air nothing

i looked at 8 spawns no pmcs

[soft coral]

this late into wipe

ggs dead game

as per usual

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH8v0ZuaA3s

@viral egret @fast garden

[soft coral]

cryon the typa feller to study for the prostate exam

[winged mica]

I wonder if someone will ever add Warhammer mod into SPT

[fast garden]

im sorry but kill yourself

NA man

[keen sparrow]

I mean, there's already been Division 2 gadget mods

[viral egret]

chaselikescp is

a name

[fast garden]

let me tell you

i cannot post these clips from that game here

there was more nword than there was seconds in the game

the most surprising thing about these guys is that not a single one was cheating

usually

when you have some NA edgelord kid with an actually disgusting name like the guy in 3rd

they are blatant cheating so hard

does make me wonder if it is a hijacked account anyway

well its only got 190 hrs

[compact knoll]

@fast garden wanna do some inter?

[fast garden]

im getting something on arena but idk

[compact knoll]

what do you need

[fast garden]

some more of the tokens for the winter stuff from the paid pass

worried it might go away with the next arena update

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-pump-the-breakfast-club-john-bender-judd-nelson-gif-16729952

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come stream for me babes, im bored

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Zavallr/status/2035803876180340926

Zavalr (@Zavallr)

part 2

QRT: Zavallr
The most INSANE hot mic I have ever heard in Marathon

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suspiosly male sounding laugh

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-jeongscy-patrick-patrick-star-gif-18736212

[keen sparrow]

i open https://drudgereport.com

BEHOLD

Dating sites are using AI images now

Speedrunning the Dark Brotherhood Questline

[fast garden]

this is prob the worst craft in the game

[keen sparrow]

here's some cringe for the night

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's .300 BLK

your workbench uptime would probably be better for literally anything else

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[keen sparrow]

i'd probably use the RFB if it could take the CQR

[keen sparrow]

fucking love this thing

[winged mica]

Man

They could have made PPK20

[keen sparrow]

pretty much just fought the top-dawg scav boss

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1485481875366740039/image.png?ex=69c2064e&is=69c0b4ce&hm=c24a0a2e3aa95e8d6c5b82cf3627ecd1dcc15c51b7f01826ad89fa95d315329c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=793

motherfucker spawned with this on

whaaat the fuck, lol

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, i really want that but, no model

tbh i don't even know where Eco got this one

wait

I'm retarded, i got the ppk mixed with the new AMB

[keen sparrow]

This is what i want added but. probably won't happen.

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh is this your car?

[ancient marsh]

Are you playing tarkov at 7 am?

[compact knoll]

6

am

we did guide

[ancient marsh]

...

Folk.

[fast garden]

we are doing rocket launcher quest

folk

[ancient marsh]

Why

[fast garden]

its not a bolt action quest

and fireballing every scav with an impact is fun

[ancient marsh]

Cap

[ancient marsh]

Have you even gone to bed yet

[fast garden]

what more joy can you create than blowing a scav sky high with a perfectly placed impact to the jaw

[ancient marsh]

Do that IRL to a jaywalker

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

Woaaah

[compact knoll]

curious stats

btw

[ancient marsh]

Cant post that bro

No NSFW

[ancient marsh]

3300 raids...

[fast garden]

dude

i stg the rocket launcher was 190k

its 430k

wtf

[winged mica]

I need

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2288/ecos-attachment-emporium

[ancient marsh]

We love hardcore

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J5JmxB0UCtw @fast garden

[fast garden]

some guy makes noise

i shoot through a surface at him

he voips to call me a cheating (insert slur here)

many such cases

[ancient marsh]

lole

[fast garden]

BD nvs on fence but missed it for the ssa ap box

gg

[ancient marsh]

bros decision making process

[fast garden]

i noticed it wayy too late

sadge

never seen what they look like actually

item description says white phosphorus

[compact knoll]

they are just the blue ngs

[fast garden]

gg

lame

ah they are cleaner, more blue, and with wider fov actually

they effectively look like blue quads in game view model wise

[keen sparrow]

I changed mine to ‘this part of the show is in Mexico’ piss yellow

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden click on a cooldee video i watched previously halfway through
"i'm pretty sure i can kill an 8 year old in a single well placed punch"

??????????

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

can he demonstrate this technique

[ancient marsh]

damn you hate your brother that much?

[viral egret]

bro

what

i did not say this

disavow

[winged mica]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2423/c11-true-north

oh dam

[short cove]

Real tho

[ancient marsh]

i dont think you could

personally

[short cove]

I chop wood

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[short cove]

It isent even a little related

[keen sparrow]

Punching people kinda sucks tbh

Hurts like a mfker afterwards

It’s all fun and games until one of your knuckles is so swollen you can’t bend that finger

[ancient marsh]

and gotta spend time in jail after as well

or was it choking

[keen sparrow]

Only if you get caught

[ancient marsh]

found the lowest recoil 762 39 build @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @little flame @viral egret

@remote fox

not too expensive either, bought all parts for 150k

[short cove]

Yall fr need a aek

[ancient marsh]

the recoil isnt bad either

[stark torrent]

Shit gun

Muzzle flash everywhere fuck this game

[brave aspen]

what if instead of guns and muzzle flashes and video games we all just wore colorful wigs in silence

[ancient marsh]

Its not that bad

[short cove]

No

[stark torrent]

CPU bound configs?

So all of them

[ancient marsh]

wheres the arena patch for 1.0 guns fat fucking slur slur slur slur

ITS THE TWENTY THIRD DAY OF THE MONTH OF MARCH

[pseudo storm]

wheres ANY eft patch

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[pseudo storm]

EFT content drought greater than the one in Somalia

[soft coral]

yeah but how about we DONT BOUND the cpu

[ancient marsh]

post your account rn big man

[soft coral]

mfs in 2026 be having 6 8 16 cores and nikita talm bout bound the cpu

[ancient marsh]

in tarkov your cpu is bound in shibari ropes by the nutsack

[soft coral]

real

[ancient marsh]

lord forgive you try to go to streets

[soft coral]

instant 10 inch bad dragon up the ass

[ancient marsh]

woah woah

keep your fetishes to yourself big man

[short cove]

Tf does bound even mean in this context

Like related?

[short cove]

Idk real or smth

[ancient marsh]

game heavily relies on cpu

so if you have a monster gpu its not utilized enough

[soft coral]

ofc you'd agree

freak

[ancient marsh]

tbf u brought it up

nobody pulled your tongue

[soft coral]

as a joke

[ancient marsh]

mmmmmhm

now type "BA" into your browser

and show me what it auto completes to

[soft coral]

[remote fox]

This guy is a fan of Batman.

[soft coral]

obviously

who wouldn't be

[ancient marsh]

joker

[soft coral]

joker is lowkey batman's biggest fan lore wise

bro gets mad when they unmask him

[cyan garnet]

btr pulls up at checkpoint, send it to scav bunker with cover fire, kills a massive gentleman at flare with it in his hands

[stark torrent]

[remote fox]

Environmental story telling

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

3 minutes left in raid his keyboard is in pieces rn

[ancient marsh]

i died to a pmc a couple years back with 40 seconds left as i was standing on extract

he's never making it to the exit btw

he was on woods

for 40 fucking minutes

i was on scav

FUCK that guy bro

on everyones soul

[stark torrent]

Tagilla and Xal in the background

[viral egret]

tried to launch tarkov

game crashed

[hallow stream]

"touched my balls, the cancer was gone"

[soft coral]

what is this shakespeare shit

[hallow stream]

no problem man, any day

[fast garden]

I saw a post where someone was talking about how, at least for 556 guns, the CQR stock is actually marginally better than the ace stock+ ergo grip

[viral egret]

cqr?

ill check it out later ig

or maytbe rn idk

[ancient marsh]

its the one that takes the pistol grip slot

you need to have no stock on to equip it

[viral egret]

ahh that one

[stark torrent]

oh so i didnt see wrong

[viral egret]

i actually have never used it in main game i think

[stark torrent]

i tried the cqr on NL and it had good stats

[viral egret]

i have a NL build with the cqr

but i didnt run it yet

[stark torrent]

lord please dont tell me the Space Alien M4 is meta

how did we come to this

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

Rip cqr grip btw

[ancient marsh]

wym

[viral egret]

i will make a recoil build with atleast 30+ ergo if i can

[stark torrent]

HERA

[fast garden]

It used to be one of the better grips now it kinda sucks I think

[stark torrent]

yeah it has -1 or 2 ergo compared to any other grip but with same recoil reduciton

therefore just worse

[fast garden]

Wonder if the 7.62 cqr stock is good too or not

For the aks I mean

[ancient marsh]

good call

[fast garden]

Space gun meta

I’m also pretty sure that either CQR stock is cheaper compared to BIS ergo grip+BIS stock anyway

[viral egret]

i guess

m4 with model 1 upper though

i think you can also do 55

with a cheaper upper

[fast garden]

Crayon you don’t know how to build guns so I’m ignoring you

[viral egret]

i was just looking at shit

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Crayon

https://giphy.com/gifs/NineLineApparel-nine-line-gaming-apparel-breach-brothers-6HGTTJY78Nv5RdLrbW

in character btw

[short cove]

Show gun

Also why does tarkov give like such crazy ass sight8ng distance when you cant even sight it that far

Like I dont think you actually frfr can hit beyond like 300 meters in most cases and 500 being like a realistic cap

[viral egret]

idk if it's all best in slot

[short cove]

Like aint no way you get a 5km shot

[viral egret]

but this is with a uhh

scope

ultra 5 has more recoil

[ancient marsh]

sir 500m is half a kilometer

not 5 km

[short cove]

What does that change on my statement

Ain't no way you ever get to use like 5km sighting range

Or like even 1,5

[short cove]

U going for recoil right

[ancient marsh]

you can, that was the highest range shot on the leaderboards, bub

[viral egret]

recoil ye

39 ergo is not that good though

[viral egret]

is ax-15 better than model 1 receiver?

i guess it would be cause its way cheaper

[stark torrent]

model 1 receiver is 300-400k alone so unobtanium

[short cove]

That's like a fantasy but not a realistic ass shot

[stark torrent]

we use the AX 15 or the MURS

[short cove]

Like sure someone may did

But like frfr impossible

[stark torrent]

AX 15 for more ergo , MUR has better recoil

[viral egret]

yeah wtf the space marine stock is just meta now or whatever they say

it looks so weird

[stark torrent]

this is the balanced 16 inch barrel with 18 inch the recoil is rly good for m4

[viral egret]

ill go do nl aswell

[cyan garnet]

since they changed it all idk whats good

[stark torrent]

56 recoil , 51 ergo with a 60 rounder , is as good as u can get

with teh AX 15

[cyan garnet]

But i do know my m4 build feels dogshit now

[stark torrent]

its the same with the receivers they stayed the same

[viral egret]

or wait i can't put it on gp nl

[ancient marsh]

dont run this 60 btw

its worse for ergo

than the stanag steel one

[viral egret]

nl is a bit worse

[viral egret]

w/ 30s its' 51.6 ergo 58 rec

[stark torrent]

true i guess yeah , with the chad handle it seems liek the perfect m4

[viral egret]

god bless

[stark torrent]

57 - 49 ergo

ouuskha

58-50 with teh ACE + 200g heavier

[viral egret]

and aem5 is like cheaper too

literally nobody runs that im p sure

[ancient marsh]

i have a 50 ergo drum build

[stark torrent]

the SAI is expensive af tho , shit is 70k

on trader

[viral egret]

ye

MK10 is a replaacement

it's like +1 recoil i think

[ancient marsh]

ACE + pad stock
SAI handguard
lantac loud muzzle
Ergo PSG-1 style
RPK drum
RK-2 grip

[stark torrent]

Fuck the muzzle flash

[ancient marsh]

its not bad though

but you can swap to ultra 5 and lose like 2 recoil points

its not that diff

but ergo diff is good

[soft coral]

but how shit is this game tho

[ancient marsh]

ivan stfu you tourist

[soft coral]

no.

[stark torrent]

Spacegun

[gritty python]

green marathon rifle ass build

[ancient marsh]

can you say that vertical recoil value out loud?

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[viral egret]

lighthouse is dooogshittt

im having a vietcong episode

im shooting the trees and they're shooting back

i literally cant even find the guy

[stark torrent]

@fast garden hop on tarkov or whatever later?

[viral egret]

thats a cultist guard thing right

[stark torrent]

Cryon if u wanna hit 2 birds with 1 stone - go thermal boltie night time on LH

and camp a spawn, then reset

[viral egret]

the ones zyiac has

[stark torrent]

yes

[viral egret]

unfortunately i am not wasting that much money on sbih

i wil get it done one way or another

it will just be tedious and painful

just like shittng after mexican food

[fast garden]

I’m actually ab to get on for an hour and a half or so

Then I’ll be out for like 4ish hours

[stark torrent]

aight imma see when i come back , i gotta go out for a bit now

damn timezones

[fast garden]

did you guys try ak hera stock

[stark torrent]

only gun that can take it is the RD

and AKMN but both dogshit

[fast garden]

gg

yea those and the ak74, the vpos and the velociraptor

lol

its worse than running ergo+zhukov anyway

[viral egret]

isnt pt3 better than zhukov now or smth

or was zhukov better than ak evo

i forgot which change it was

[ancient marsh]

it is

like 3-4 recoil better

pt1 + stock

pt1+pad*

not pt3

[viral egret]

got shot thru tree

pusher dit

english voiceline

[fast garden]

wowge

[viral egret]

ITS goons

again

bro

THEYRE ALL CAMPING RED REBEL

no way

LMAO

@ancient marsh @stark torrent bigpipe gl'ed me wtf

ggwp

wtf he was doing scav voicelines

he hit that cheeki breeki

wouldve been funnier if i could kill him aswell

and grab the gl he had

[ancient marsh]

no he wasnt ur deaf

[viral egret]

nope

nothing but him on red rebel exfil, and i heard a random cheeki breeki right from his direction

i tried to get a clip but i only got from looting his body

maybe a scav down at chalet did a voiceline but idk if it would be so loud

but i am dead and buried already so it doesnt matter

raaah can they bring smuggles back

[ancient marsh]

cryon you hear nikita voice lines from us and you go "scav"

sybau man

[stark torrent]

@fast garden ok we can do a few raids if u want i am back

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

E-sex sesh without me

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/joshtified

[fast garden]

bro stoned off his gourd trying for 10 seconds to read my name haha

[stark torrent]

the extra e in thee threw him off my ass , he was fucking high as the World Trade Center

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mmAlVO1NmKSpBaJoZ?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=cWlEAHYI2qgzG0

i actually didnt see the second guy go in but in the clip when im passing the window i notice him

rip lvl 4 timmy

[viral egret]

he headshot me with BP so no matter the helmet i was dead lmfao

should i run a ronin next time we go like he did

but the respirator not the class 3 shitter

[fast garden]

ronin but earbuds is so funny

[viral egret]

ronin cant take headsets can it

[fast garden]

like you are right about it protecting you but maybe you would have heard us with an actual headset

[viral egret]

the respirator i mean

[fast garden]

no have to use the earbuds

[viral egret]

not really

i had ct5s and i couldnt hear him run up the stairs

i only heard the timmy outside aswell

[fast garden]

im talking about him

they both ran right next to each other

[viral egret]

i mean shit audio in that whole thing in general

[fast garden]

but when i shot he stopped moving

[stark torrent]

No , just run a class 4 helmet

[viral egret]

iedy fucking locked onto that newbie like

insane

[fast garden]

you also are loud as fuck and cannot hear your own breathing in raids cryon

pls stop bringing 40kg

[stark torrent]

or if u rly want to be cheeky run the class 4 roning but at that point you spend 200k on earbuds and that helmet itself , if u want to use proflex u spend 400k

literally run without helmet at that point and with ears

[viral egret]

alr

[fast garden]

you cannot complain ab sound when your stomps are louder than elephants

[viral egret]

xalrider steps

[cyan garnet]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mmtLdNuOoA_VaKWB8?invite=cr-MSxMeWcsNDYwNTk2MzA0&v=11

that gate map sucks ass bro

[viral egret]

hes right

i trhink

bigpipe should spawn with rshg2 trust

[fast garden]

Gate is fire

[stark torrent]

russian weapon on a western soldier

[viral egret]

picked up from dead bears or whatever

[stark torrent]

imo zryachy guards should rpg you

if u look the wrong way

[viral egret]

doesnt jaeger say that he sent a few bears

to you know

try to talk to em

and they sent the heads of said bears

@stark torrent mia dat mama cartea cu retete antice

ma apuc sa fac o pizza

fire

[cyan garnet]

Idk

[fast garden]

Only map that’s not one sided

Since it’s literally symmetrical

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

Stray dogs quest description, He just refers to them as a messenger iirc, no affiliation

[viral egret]

yeah but close enuf

[fast garden]

p!cryon

[viral egret]

!cryon

[soft coral]

!cryontheretard

damn , thought i had it

[viral egret]

who invited this guy

[soft coral]

2026 and tarkov still doesn't have proper light surface scatter simulation

👏 👏 👏 👏

[native crypt]

And it never will

[soft coral]

yeah cuz the moment they implement that 99% of places on maps will have good lighting

[native crypt]

That's why they dont

[soft coral]

Shit game man

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

he is unironically right, it was my first thought.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

me to BSG

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

i got shot the right amount

[stark torrent]

We have the Al Quaeda drops now @fast garden

[fast garden]

WHAT

im genuinely so excited for this

[ancient marsh]

you wont be after you find out its dogshit, and that the playerbase is now split 3 ways

[fast garden]

we can both be right man

how many times has everyone in vc complained about this game needing a wipe

maybe it will be dogshit for main char

but the truth is that something new and a wipe will bring people back

always has

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-charlie-gif-24490029

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

ok jamsheed

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean it will be fun for at least the summer i guess

or 2-3 months anyway , compared to now which sucks cock

[compact knoll]

@fast garden you home yet

[fast garden]

if they make those optional character things fun and different enough im going to have a great fucking time

project zomboid ass character flaws

[ancient marsh]

yes waiter waiter more hardcore changes

i love needing to wait 1 week to get keys for questst

[stark torrent]

he said you can pick what u want

[fast garden]

god bless you xal its all opt in

[stark torrent]

idk , we'll see when they release it in summer

2035

[fast garden]

true

everybody else got off?

[remote fox]

Woah man, you can't just ask that.

[stark torrent]

Aye , imma chill a bit and go to bed

[fast garden]

i am deciding between doing shit on tarkov or doing shit that i need to for job

[stark torrent]

how was it

[viral egret]

bro i had 7 ammo in each mag no wonder i survived being jumped on dorms @stark torrent @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

just paperwork and shit i have to do before i start

[viral egret]

fucking netanyahu's chosen

[remote fox]

J*b

[ancient marsh]

job bro

[compact knoll]

just do it inbetween looking for raids

[ancient marsh]

job job job jo jobob jb ojb

[compact knoll]

jobcell 🥀

[fast garden]

its not that kinda shit

im prob gonna do it otherwise i might be fucked later

[stark torrent]

you have been looking for this job so might as well do it right

[fast garden]

i have to make sure i know this shit or i fail at state exams and then have to actually pay for my test later

for a retake

so rather not do that

and this means i can actually listen to music for the first time in a week or 2 since ive been playing tarkov

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox

here's the ak 103 build btw

it's like 10 recoil points lower than other 762 39's

[fast garden]

is it actually solid? always loved the 103

[compact knoll]

600 fire rate helps a lot tbh

but lower dps