💣tarkov-released

[low iris]

SCAR was a special forces only gun

normal guys got m16a4s and m4a1s

with marines getting m27s (literally hk416s) but idk if they were ever used on combat deployments

[fast garden]

none of this shit means anything man its a shit gun

[short cove]

It basically means you get a heavy bang in a long rifle which is suited for marksmen as a dmr.

You also got great pen, thing is just you shouldn't make it the single fucking rifle they use

[fast garden]

except the spear is inaccurate as fuck

[short cove]

Now making it shorter is like

[fast garden]

and its heavier

and you can carry less ammo

[short cove]

Like are using high octane fuel in your lawnmower

You dont get the bonus for which you pay the 10$ per ap round premium, as now it performs like 762 51

But w worse mag cap and weight

[fast garden]

what the fuck are you talking about now

[short cove]

6.8 is just good imo bc of its ap capabilities and it's 5.1kj energy

If you shorten the barrel you cut down on exactly those two points because you have less velocity

[fast garden]

it logistically makes zero sense for the us military to adopt it at least through the sig platforms

as the main rifle

[short cove]

Like just run 762 51 if it's getting just shorter and shorter

[fast garden]

anyways im going to bed its 2 am

[short cove]

I think for marksman it's a good thing

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-cat-propeller-hat-propeller-cat-gif-8153531407492278846

[short cove]

Just not for all

[ancient marsh]

good morning twin

[fast garden]

except the rifle is innacurate as fuck man

[fast garden]

gm xal

i love reserve

[ancient marsh]

did u play more

how did it go

[fast garden]

a bit with friend doing random shit then back to reserve

[mossy coral]

Well uh

[fast garden]

basically just ended up getting more wep crates from marked/airdrops

9/10 on the locked wep case part of event task

[mossy coral]

Tried to load into a streets game as scav, computer froze and then blue screened

[ancient marsh]

oooo

[fast garden]

before you ask "why turn those crates in"

[short cove]

Isent it 4moa?

[fast garden]

i feel like it man even though the quest reward is actually fucking laughable

[ancient marsh]

scav player?

https://tenor.com/view/nono-gif-4893215397752937896

nonono

[fast garden]

i dunno what comes in the crates either

[mossy coral]

My file explorer is not working, what the fuck

[gritty python]

your computer is trying to deny the virus that is tarkov

[mossy coral]

Truth

[fast garden]

look maybe nikita does the thing he did with the one quest ages ago where they added the achivement after the event ended

i will finish this quest surely

at least if it doesnt end tmr or some shit

how long has this been going on now anyway

[gritty python]

bout a week i think

should have another week

[fast garden]

gg itll be over when i wake up in the morning

[gritty python]

key part being should

who fuckin knows with bootyshitgames

[ancient marsh]

why would we communicate with players lmao

[next temple]

Slopping it
@compact knoll @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Oussskha but it has sugar

Bold

Havent had monster all week gonna get one tommorow cause im.already on 2nd coffee today

[next temple]

I burn that shit away cause god gifted me with mach 10 metabolism

[stark torrent]

Based genetics

[ancient marsh]

50 recoil 64 ergo

evil gun

[stark torrent]

Is the supressor muzzle flash still bugged

I wknder

[next temple]

God ts so sweet

[stark torrent]

Cause nobody used sks past day 5 of wipe

[next temple]

I just finished tbe can

[ancient marsh]

probably

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

did they buff rfb?

43 ergo with ultra 5 and SE-5

no overswing

[cyan garnet]

This with bp would probably go stupid hard

[viral egret]

hello

[ancient marsh]

im gonna do sth outside, tarkov after?

in like an hr

[viral egret]

ok

[short cove]

I found this absolute comedy gold website

https://looksmax.org/forums/looksmaxing.2/

I unironically am weezing tf out of me

[remote fox]

This probably would do 90% of the work.

[little flame]

raw is kinda crazy

[short cove]

I am being fr, this whole subreddit is so fucking crazy

Well not subreddit

Website

Ive just seen a alleged 14yo planning to go on a roid cycle

The entire thing is like 3000+ characters

If bro was this locked in in school he would be able to be a doctor

[next temple]

Doing roids at 14

Thats just speedrunning liver/hormonnal gland failure

Also if you do steroids at 14 it meand your ass failed biology cause otherwise you'd realise that teenagers are giga responsive to growth

Its very easy to grow muscle, you just need time and some commitment

And no need to sit in the gym for 2-3 hours a day, an hour three times a week split done with proper effort does it all

[viral egret]

my classmate hits the gym 5 times a week

no roids

and he has giant biceps

its just patiencce

[short cove]

Short people licking a dumbell and looking like theyre mr olympic

[next temple]

If it works for you and you enjoy it then knock yourself out, i am mainly making an argument for people who dont wanna dedicate themselves this much

[viral egret]

yeah my point is like

consistency and patience

you build big

roids just give you temporarily

[next temple]

Ye roids are meant to boost it, not keep it.

I understand why people in police or military use steroids, you kinda need them to keep going at max performance, but they dont really blast themselves with horse dosages

[short cove]

I do not know if you have seen a european police officer

[next temple]

I saw Lithuanian anti terror units

Half those guys are roided the fuck out

[short cove]

I mean here they are fucking not hype

Like here when leftists go on the street

You legit see like 200 cops show up for like 50 protestants

And all of them are like in riot gear

Fullcover face covers and helmets

Fucking balistic shields

Bulletproof vests and stabproof shit

[next temple]

Tbh 90% of Lithuanian cop work is manhandling drunks and drug addicts.

But when riots start they bring in gas and shotguns with fire trucks on full blast

[short cove]

Unironically rocking the most virgin ass build

[short cove]

Here they bring watertrucks and teargas

Like legit be a man and fistfight the protestants if you are signing up for the job

They even fight having marks on their clothes which makes them trackable on protests

But you as a protestor are by law denied wearing a mask or similar

[next temple]

Though riot control is mainly done by another agency who's specialty is to beat down riots and reestablish order when normal cops get overwhelmed

[short cove]

Here it is kind of similar

Bundespolizei ong should step their game down

[next temple]

And their current commander is a guy who instructed FBI HRT and used to lead the anti terrorist unit and by his own admission didnt shy away from excessive force back in the day

Grabauskas is a scary man

His fucking surname literally translates to "Graveman" essentially

[next temple]

Our police is severely undermanned so cops have to be trained in a lot of shit and be flexible

One moment you could be doing usual traffic work and then you are serving a search warrant of an armed suspect

[stark torrent]

Saw a special officer here as well he was like 2.10 m tall and solid as fuxj

Crazy genes

[next temple]

Romanian spartans

[viral egret]

ehh theyre more like 1.90 to 2.00

i've seen a few because i pass thru hell and heaven on my way to school

[stark torrent]

Mah that guy was like special even for them, he was taller than the tall

As i said, rare genes

Perfect job

[viral egret]

they got the special division

fuckin officer clegane

[next temple]

Lemme post

The fitness test for Lithuanian special police unit

3km run in 16.4 minutes for perfect score
1km in 4,05 minutes for perfect score
100m in 15 seconds
10x10 sprints in 29 seconds
15 pull ups
90 push ups in 2 minutes
100kg bench press
5 muscle ups
82 sit ups in 2 minutes
100kg mannequin carry:
50 meter carry in 35 seconds
Carry to the fifth floor of the apartment block to a designated room in 60 seconds
Carry from the fifth floor of the apartment block to a designated room in 60 seconds
120kg tire pull for 15 meters in 12 seconds.
this is if you want to get the best scores

This is if you want perfect score

[viral egret]

that is insane

[stark torrent]

Bruh

Best i can do is wake up in the morning

[cyan garnet]

apparently event is over

[viral egret]

is it?

[cyan garnet]

apparently it is

i haven't check yet playing squad rn

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[viral egret]

ill check

if it is ill slime nikita

[cyan garnet]

been busy working so couldn't farm my two cultist priests

[viral egret]

raaaahhhh

[viral egret]

i was getting close aswell man i had 7/13

[stark torrent]

Yeah same here wanted to do all bosses but during a work week nah

Oh well gg

[viral egret]

i had 7/13 but like

look at this man

[stark torrent]

Guess game will.be dead again for 2 months until next patch

[viral egret]

sanitar slimed me before i could even react

not even sounds

and he slimed artyom instantly

[cyan garnet]

watch this retard come out in like a month and be like wipe is in 5 hours

[stark torrent]

Nah this one wont wipe

He said the seasonal chars are early summer

[viral egret]

i guess im g onna go play reserves with bolty and use up my rb-vo

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

and the smugglers event is over aswel @stark torrent

game ruined

i hope goons are still all maps

[cyan garnet]

goons lighthouse only was the worst shit ever

[viral egret]

goons rotation rn is just dogshit

[remote fox]

Grinding for Tarkov achievements?

[viral egret]

remove lighthouse and its perfect

[remote fox]

Fuck that, it already feels like a job.

[cyan garnet]

remove lighthouse from the game

perfection

[viral egret]

true

i need to do lh today

gonna get assessment

[cyan garnet]

same

actually kill myself

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret im back

[viral egret]

alr

gona get on rq

down to do some lighthouse? @ancient marsh

you need assessment i need np2

btw do you want this

[ancient marsh]

no one wants this

[viral egret]

i mean werent u trying to get it

ill just put it on gear rack then

[ancient marsh]

no

[viral egret]

i think im like 50-60k xp away from level 47 so i can get calibration

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @remote fox get in here

[remote fox]

Busy, sorry King.

[compact knoll]

Nah

[stark torrent]

Work

[short cove]

I am gonna fucking kms

[hallow stream]

Stream?

[viral egret]

i hope it goes to 30k

[compact knoll]

not helping the streotypes here

[short cove]

Bro just repair your local infrastructure

[hallow stream]

Stream though right

[short cove]

I hope you find great discomfort in life

[viral egret]

i would respond but i do not want to go into hate-speech level topics or something

basically i dont want mute

[ancient marsh]

stream it

[ancient marsh]

should we trust you handling a gun?

[short cove]

Having found this looks really not good

[short cove]

May your woes be many and your bitches few

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-goldship-hold-your-horses-1sc292FDq9j2C9gA6I

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-holding-laughter-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-clenching-ishowspeed-cheeks-gif-17758351366359844229

what even the fuck is "trans guns" bro.

[little flame]

just dont kill urself

[viral egret]

cant comment

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-kitty-depressed-guangdang-sad-meow-gif-2548323962849249220

[soft coral]

me everytime i open this god forsaken place

(its the best channel)

[ancient marsh]

stfu loser dont open it then dumbass

[soft coral]

no

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pepe-31

[soft coral]

shouldve been damirka

[hallow stream]

before DLSS 5

after DLSS5

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-shade-big-pile-of-shit-jeff-goldblum-gif-15372128

[soft coral]

nah game was already like this

now it will be a pile of shit but with a snapchat filter

[ancient marsh]

"trans gun ownership reddit"

https://tenor.com/view/seen-it-marty-back-to-the-future-ive-seen-this-one-gif-5960361

[viral egret]

wilding name

[fast garden]

Fucking knew it was going to end when I woke up lmfao

[ancient marsh]

hop on in like an hour

[fast garden]

Gg bsg make this grindy ass event quest and you get a single week to do it

[short cove]

You knew before eepyshleepying too

[ancient marsh]

cryon was spiking the fuck out of my cortisol

[viral egret]

blew up on landmines again

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden you know the entrance in front of building 3, next to the heli?

[fast garden]

Breakfast and etc and I’ll be on

[short cove]

Foid

[viral egret]

this time i lived

learned there is landmines on that patch of grass

[fast garden]

Why on lh

[viral egret]

NP2

and assassment

[ancient marsh]

me in red
cryon in green after watching me take that path apparently for 0 reason

[ancient marsh]

?

[short cove]

He was infact pathing very efficiently, if he only dodged the mines

[ancient marsh]

just be glad you got the cheater achievement, goy

[fast garden]

Yeah but still fraud event

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @short cove @fast garden @soft coral @little flame @remote fox https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1ry0pe0/why_did_a_random_airdrop_full_of_vaseline_appear/

?????????

[viral egret]

fabulous game

[viral egret]

denied spawning

[ancient marsh]

this shit is ominous as fuck

the imminent rape airdrop

[short cove]

Xal was there

[ancient marsh]

i sent the drop

[ancient marsh]

tip: pinched

[viral egret]

"rain stops in a few hours"

dude its not even raining

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden pvp gun recommendations for lighthouse? im so fucking sick of 762 51

im out of the ammo too

[fast garden]

If I tell you literally anything you will just go back to running it anyway

I use 5.45 a lot there

[viral egret]

i was gonna say 545 ak

like ak74 idk

ak12

idk .338 laptua

[fast garden]

But tbh every 5.45 gun has insane recoil post attachment patch they have all felt shit to me

[ancient marsh]

i cant

i have no ammo

[fast garden]

Haven’t used nl much

Gg

[ancient marsh]

and all 545 sucks fucking horsecock rn

except nl ofc

but it breaks in 1 mag

[viral egret]

5.56?

[fast garden]

Svd ergo got fucked

[ancient marsh]

you go from 100 to 95

[viral egret]

yellow mdr

or smth

[ancient marsh]

never ever been good

i genuinely think SVT is better now

let me test

[viral egret]

svt

[ancient marsh]

svt ergo build

vs svd

[fast garden]

Probably

[viral egret]

doesnt svt have like

1 actual attachment

[fast garden]

It’s like 20ish ergo for svt

[viral egret]

and thats' an actual stock

[fast garden]

7.62x39 guns are ass too aside from sks and RPD

[fast garden]

Bro put the 20 rounder on

[fast garden]

Unless it’s changed it’s a 1 ergo diff

[viral egret]

id lowk run the 9x39 guns

as val

vss

that's liet he only "guns"

[fast garden]

On lighthouse

I would do it but you are retarded

[viral egret]

if i believe enough ill kill someone

[stark torrent]

just use 545 or 556 man and hit head or die anyway

doesnt matter armor is so strong everything tnaks

headshot or camp a guy and magdump him with high rpm before he locks in

[fast garden]

How are you out of these ammos you loot the rooms more than I do

[viral egret]

iedy

[fast garden]

That’s rough

[viral egret]

we got camped by 2 ak12s and neither killed us

[stark torrent]

they suck

[fast garden]

This doesn’t feel like it’s right

If you made that in game rn would the stats be the same

[ancient marsh]

i'll do it

but modding the svd feelsl ike fucking cock

[fast garden]

True

[stark torrent]

you dont like changing 15 parts to put 1 part

[fast garden]

I stand corrected

[stark torrent]

put the ACR

[stark torrent]

it shouldnt be that much of an ergo diff but good recoil

[fast garden]

Well gg 50ish ergo loud svd it works I guess

[viral egret]

300 blackout?

cbj is cheapish

[fast garden]

The velocity is rough for lh

[stark torrent]

if u didnt buy cbj for a week every restock

no its not

[viral egret]

bro youre not sniping with it

just go 338 lapua instakill them siomething

[fast garden]

Svd doesn’t even matter anyways unless you actually want to run it and just Kirk people with the good ammo

[viral egret]

i have so much bs left over

from when alle gave me it

[fast garden]

If no 545 or 308, 556, if no 556 idk man everything else is a pistol caliber

[viral egret]

because i didnt manage to use it up when i was doing punisher 6

[viral egret]

i mean 9x39 and 12.7 are left but they have the same velocity as .45 acp or something

[fast garden]

Can you fucking read man I understand why Xal yells at you like every 20 minutes minimum

Say something and you repeat the same thing right after

[viral egret]

raaahh

[fast garden]

I say everything is a pistol caliber I mean it has some other big uncomfortable drawback that makes it suck for range

[viral egret]

he has the tkpd

is it even good

i still havent managed to try it

[fast garden]

Worse than svd unironically

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @viral egret @ancient marsh @compact knoll @little flame @keen sparrow @novel mason @remote fox

[stark torrent]

Diddy Airdrop

[glacial haven]

that common huh

[soft coral]

unfortunately

idk how the kid even lived that long

hes like an escaped experiment

[fast garden]

!pcryon

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

well his only excuse is that he is still a kid

idk what it will be in 2 years tho

[little flame]

death stranding 2 out on pc

[stark torrent]

sadness

[little flame]

i have waited so long

[stark torrent]

that crimson desert game is coming out

[little flame]

yeahhhh idk

[stark torrent]

mixed feeligns but i wanna see if its hype or chinesium slop

[fast garden]

crimson desert reviews are either 10/10 or 4/10

[little flame]

its usually like that

[stark torrent]

yeah i saw that on twitter but its full of racist retards there so i cant trust anyone

so gotta see for myself

[fast garden]

blends a lot of genres that are generally not complex but has a looooot of complex system mechanics

[little flame]

ye

[fast garden]

also not looking forward to performance

[little flame]

worse than nioh 3?

niohs was fine for me tho

[fast garden]

nioh 3 ran good for me

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

ye i got a 9070 n a 14700k so im fine

[ancient marsh]

couldn't even break 1348 players concurrent 🥀

[little flame]

mustve been the wind

[ancient marsh]

i watched the plot summary of that game

its so aah

[soft coral]

may god have mercy on his soul

[little flame]

@soft coral

death stranding 2 is out

on pc

we are so fucking back

i cant wait

[ancient marsh]

the other lesbian you look for the whole game literally somehow became the leader of a bandit gang in 10 months (?!?!) because she didnt wanna be a nun

bro the bandits would just rape and kill her like every other woman in the game

[little flame]

we are totally buying this game on steam

[soft coral]

imagine playing new games when ultimate doom exists

[short cove]

Bros gon run slow low acc val on lighthouse

RAAHHH

[fast garden]

i watched the skillup review, even though a lot of times i dont always agree with his conclusions he does a good job of presenting a thing before giving an opinion on it

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1484198534369775796/idkwtf.mp4?ex=69bd5b19&is=69bc0999&hm=c5be3614265cfab5374d424f1c4670ebdb0e9462d77a118e6b7045d9f34fb298&

[fast garden]

theres some obtuse shit in the game but it also looks so cool man

[short cove]

It's better then 9x39 by a lot, all are supers

[little flame]

jesus christ its 70 euros too?

[soft coral]

which?

[fast garden]

what would you expect

[little flame]

brother

[glacial haven]

what even is that

[fast garden]

yeah that too

[stark torrent]

garbage trash

[little flame]

not to be fucked in the ass violently preferably

[soft coral]

so the game takes place in 1300s?

[little flame]

but its black desert devs so i guess thats a no go

[glacial haven]

Ah it was that weird ass game we made fun of, I forgot all about that one

[soft coral]

in the 1300s if you did that as a woman yoire grtting hanged

or beheaded

[stark torrent]

Yeah the one with the knight woman with the fucking bowlcut

[little flame]

hangedge

[stark torrent]

hahahaha holyyy shit man

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

who the fuck had a fantasy for that kind of character

kill yourselff

[soft coral]

it makes 0 sense for the time period

[little flame]

this is the woman ur playing as btw

[glacial haven]

Wasn't that even a self-insert, I remember one of the people in the Interview having a cut like that

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-christ-jesus-christ-catholic-church-gif-4618559750787439358

[soft coral]

bitch looking like a fallout raider

[fast garden]

even if you hate the character none of that matters compared to how shit the game actually is at its core

i dont care ab it because shes styled like some squire would be at the time but the game is shit

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @glacial haven @stark torrent half the game is about how bad it is to be a woman

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

but the girl you're chasing after that had a monologue about how bad it is to be a woman

[glacial haven]

yeah, i remembered something like that

[ancient marsh]

became a leader of a bandit group

that literally became so advanced in a year

they STARTED SIEGING CASTLES

AND HAD SIEGE EQUIPMENT

AND FULL PLATE ARMOR N SHIT

btw just saying the game has a preacher zealot character that wanted to burn the other lesiab

lesbian

saying how like all women are liars and tainted by the original sin of Eve

and you save her

and then after that girl becomes the bandit leader

which means the zealot guy was right

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

the plot of 1348 is that all women are actually evil and treacherous

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

folk

[soft coral]

das a lot of text

[ancient marsh]

it's like 4 sentences

[remote fox]

She is a noble about to be married to an influential man.

[soft coral]

i gotta go back to red dead 2 after tsushima

[ancient marsh]

i think it's the main character

[soft coral]

MY NAME IS JOHN MUSTARD

[little flame]

🗣️ 🗣️

[ancient marsh]

you're playing as the noblewoman who became a knight

[glacial haven]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDRwenJseDR5NGVxNGV3MXZocTIxOHR2emFodjAxaXZ2c3R1OXB3MCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/JQA96NLUEqreOt0kPz/giphy.gif

[ancient marsh]

and the other girl was supposed to be sent to a monastery cause their family is poor

the game about lesbians ends with domestic violence

also the lesbian queer girl haters her parents

what did they think they wrote?

[glacial haven]

literally couldn't have chosen a worse premise if you tried, the plot of fucking unturned sounds more interesting

[ancient marsh]

the entire unturned railgun ARG is cooler than the entirety of 1348 ex voto

do remember the game took money from the italian government

fell for it again award

[stark torrent]

Crazy self insert

[cyan garnet]

fuck the tarkov discord is filled with actual gimp cunts bro

[stark torrent]

Reminds me of Taash and Dragon Age Veilguard

[cyan garnet]

these people cannot be real

[ancient marsh]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2855590/Knights_Path/

Steam

Knight's Path

Knight’s Path is a story driven action RPG set in a grounded low fantasy world inspired by the Holy Roman Empire. You play as Alryk, a young disgraced noble who has lost everything and is forced to rebuild his life from nothing. What begins as a struggle to reclaim his lost status soon grows into a deeper calling. You come to realize that the…

Release Date

To be announced

this game btw

someone on twitter asked

"will knights path have lgbt representation"

devs said "no we are not going to insert modern politics"

[cyan garnet]

this retard is trying to argue he can run tarkov at 70fps+ including streets with 16g ram

[ancient marsh]

and then 1348 account made a post like "we ARE going to insert modern politics into our game"

glad it worked out for them

[glacial haven]

1 man vs 1 gorilla sized snail ass image

[fast garden]

maybe on 768p

[ancient marsh]

please knight's path destroy that game in player count i am begging

[cyan garnet]

"i'm running at 1440p actually 🤓 "

[glacial haven]

Fighting looks cool tho in the pre-alpha footage

[cyan garnet]

ai generated ass motherfuckers bruh

[fast garden]

the unwise and mystical tree guy sent this

i just wanted you to see this one

what did you do to that man

[soft coral]

???????!?!!?!?!?!!?!

[fast garden]

for him to be this passionate

[soft coral]

what am i seeing

WHAT IS THAT

[ancient marsh]

i would swap to it if not for the gei flags

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

somehow fighting in that looks more polished than released 1348 version lmao

but it still looks kinda barebones

after playing half sword

[glacial haven]

Not the lgbtq aids awareness ribbon 😭

[ancient marsh]

any combat against full plate dudes

WITH A SWORD

looks goofy asf

[ancient marsh]

if it was just stars of david and israel flags i'd be down for it

[glacial haven]

rgbtq kippah 🔥

[ancient marsh]

i cant swap to it because i would be arested

isn't kippah the uh

muslim one?

i might be wrong

i thought the jew one is called the yarmulke

pronounced yamaka

[glacial haven]

ngl, you gotta choose one struggle at a time

[ancient marsh]

wym

[glacial haven]

the fuck you mean, a gay jewish usec with a kippah, "love" written on his glove and some aids awareness ribbon, you look like a knockoff avengers

[fast garden]

marvel character

[ancient marsh]

lex jewthor

that's dc

[fast garden]

who was the one comic character they made that was trans and unironically groomed some character

[ancient marsh]

i remember that

[fast garden]

wasnt doctor doom their dad or something

[remote fox]

Sounds like something DC writers would do.

[ancient marsh]

they were also fighting cops

[fast garden]

or was it galactus

[ancient marsh]

ill find it

[ancient marsh]

groomer UNIRONICALLY

like DEFINITIONALLY

[fast garden]

yeah like?????

[ancient marsh]

1 min

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

the 1348 effect, write a positive character, while also just using every negative stereotype lmao

[fast garden]

character was named featherweight

[glacial haven]

yoo, new game idea for the lesbian game devs that made the 1948 ex voto, they could make a game called "1942 ex voto: d-day" and have your character be a self insert, being part of the normandy landing

[fast garden]

speak big trouble

[remote fox]

Grandaughter of Ra's al Ghul.

Holy shit.

[fast garden]

oh fuck thats what it was

yeah

[compact knoll]

bro plate armour was shit rich people wore

[glacial haven]

wdym, just giving them a couple of ideas after their latest hit, they made about 16$ of revenue

[remote fox]

Remember when Superman had a gey son?

[ancient marsh]

didn't canonically ra's al ghoul inhabit the body of his daughter in one of the batman shows?

[glacial haven]

"had"?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[ancient marsh]

as in...he is a villain... he could have given someone elses body to his trans granddaughter...

[stark torrent]

wait

[remote fox]

I don't count it as canon.

[stark torrent]

1348

[compact knoll]

very feminine thing to do

[stark torrent]

Plate armour in the late Middle Ages - 15th Century WulflundMedieval plate armor, as full suits, was primarily developed in Europe during the early 15th century (circa 1400–1420), evolving from earlier 13th-century metal reinforcements added to mail, such as the "coat of plates". While ancient civilizations used bronze plates, modern European steel plate armor emerged from the need to counter powerful crossbows and, eventually, early

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

HAHAAAAAA

[stark torrent]

1348 plate didnt even exist

[ancient marsh]

"MAYBE IN A COUPLE YEARS... WE'LL SEE"

LITERALLY PREORDERING

[remote fox]

Isn't Klarion like Gazillion years old?

[compact knoll]

attacks police in the second page

btw

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-demon-time-lol-lmao-gif-25038528

[glacial haven]

"Look me up in a couple of years", yeah, you'll find a linktree with the caption "SPICY CONTENT"

[ancient marsh]

moving like Drake

[stark torrent]

jesus

[ancient marsh]

if i was a pedophile i would attack the police too bro

it does make human sense

[ancient marsh]

3000 year old dragon girl argument?

[remote fox]

What happens when she takes dip in the Lazarus Pit?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lacari-notepad-accident-twitch-streamer-gif-2076863617887490423

[ancient marsh]

the hole closes up

[glacial haven]

[remote fox]

Lord of Chaos whatnot.

Older than time itself.

I don't remember.

I'm not defending it.

[ancient marsh]

didn't invincible do that well?

[fast garden]

trans and bi character btw

[remote fox]

Just that the writers themselves don't even know the lore.

[ancient marsh]

the monster girl got with robot only after he got a teenage boy body himself

that's the only way they coulda navigated that

[fast garden]

walking around middle schools like adam smasher

[ancient marsh]

it's still mad weird tho

[stark torrent]

thing is , in the comics she looks 20 and is hot af

so idk

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAAAH

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/glowing-eyes-adam-smasher-cyberpunk-2077-robot-eyes-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-gif-5524153925746968859

"you look like a cut of fuckable meat."

"are you?"

[ancient marsh]

if you point it out you're phobic bro

[viral egret]

that is crazy

[stark torrent]

this is monster girl in the comics

[ancient marsh]

i'm not phobic

[remote fox]

||Took the name and body of a dead guy.||

[ancient marsh]

phobia means afraid

i am disgusted

[ancient marsh]

doesn't she get younger with every transformation or sth

in the comic

[stark torrent]

Although physiologically female, Amanda was able to mate with a female Flaxan in her monster form and produce offspring.

[ancient marsh]

he was still alive no?

[ancient marsh]

???

[stark torrent]

she gets a belt form the robot guy and it doesnt age anymore

[ancient marsh]

robot trynna lock in the age with fattest tits

[fast garden]

i dont want to talk about this unserious dc marvel shit anymore holy

[ancient marsh]

he cashed out

that last one

not very feminine if you ask me

[glacial haven]

ah it's marvel shit

[ancient marsh]

who was that massive trans woman who told small scrawny ben shapiro that he's gonna leave in an ambulance mid debate?

[glacial haven]

i honestly had no clue what the fuck this topic was even about up until now

[ancient marsh]

how did this even start?

[fast garden]

shitty marvel and dc characters

[stark torrent]

lol

[ancient marsh]

oh

lex jewthor

[remote fox]

It all started with the Kippah...

[ancient marsh]

jew mind laser hit me

[viral egret]

dude i cant find a reliable way to kill DoG

i can't like dash properly

idk

[fast garden]

are there not iframe dodges in calamity

[viral egret]

im dashing into his head with the shield from providence

[ancient marsh]

no

[viral egret]

but like

he's insanely fast

i can't dash in time

cooldown too long or smth

[ancient marsh]

i dont think there were EVER iframe dodges in terraria, period

[viral egret]

i think you can do something like that

with uhh

[fast garden]

shield has some and so does the new palworld mount

[viral egret]

cross necklace

[ancient marsh]

that's not an iframe dodge bro

[viral egret]

idk man

[fast garden]

p!cryon

[viral egret]

maybe ill try ninja belt insteaad

it should let me dash thru

[ancient marsh]

shield? only for contact damage

[viral egret]

not yet

!cryon

[ancient marsh]

if you dash into the enemy

[viral egret]

not yet

[fast garden]

yeah its not much but its something

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avkyi_OpsWg

[viral egret]

dude

how does this happen

what

this is piss easy

[fast garden]

the palworld mount is fuckin insane tho

[stark torrent]

told u at lvl 46 u get good dailies

[viral egret]

god bless nikita

[blazing basin]

see coding meme
tag Sniper

[fast garden]

eh

i want to finish it

fun fact

the pve versions of the arena quest can be done and claimed in arena now

[viral egret]

dude my hits dont even register whate is this

[fast garden]

which means you can transfer all the rewards from arena to pvp even tho pve quest

[viral egret]

i just saw a enforcer tank 5 m61s wtf lmfaooo

[fast garden]

jizz screen blocked it gg

people refuse to ready up in arena god bless kill yourself

[soft coral]

Man Kenji one of the best characters in all of Tsushima

[fast garden]

i just want the last bit of battle pass rewards

[fast garden]

who was that guy again

[soft coral]

the Sake dealer

[fast garden]

oh yea

[soft coral]

also

[stark torrent]

SAKEEEEEEEEE

[fast garden]

man i liked the one monk dude and his story arc a lot

[soft coral]

offtopic but

ghost of tsushima is one of the most insane HDR games I've played

i thought hdr in god of war looked good

boy I was wrong

[fast garden]

tsushima might unironically be one of if not the best looking game ever made so far

[ancient marsh]

btw @stark torrent @compact knoll did you see new cs2 update

[compact knoll]

yes

[ancient marsh]

they reworked the reload ammo pool system to magazines

[fast garden]

me an artyom were talking about that yeah

[ancient marsh]

as in if you reload, you dump all reserve ammo from that mag on the floor

[fast garden]

seems like such a massive insane change

[soft coral]

it's a strong contended yeah

[ancient marsh]

like it's insurgency or ready or not

you basically quick reload every mag like in tarkov

[compact knoll]

in ready or not you keep the mags

you just lose the mags

[ancient marsh]

why does valve only hire people with AIDS

[stark torrent]

Tarkov update

but you dont have slots so u always drop a mag

gg

10k hours prepared me for this

[ancient marsh]

what if hitler's plan was to covertly ruin the gaming industry in 70 years after his death

[soft coral]

I keep getting more amazed by the cinematography of the game
@fast garden

[viral egret]

finally

bro

i think arena hitreg is just gone now

i shot a guy standing still with 11lr in the head and no damage

[ancient marsh]

clip or didnt happen

[viral egret]

didn't clip that one but i clipped another moment which im looking thru rn to see if it's a miss again or actual headshot like that one clip

will send it after i look thru it aswell

0:07

@ancient marsh

height over bore?

or just skill issue

asking for a professional opinion

[ancient marsh]

idk could have hit the wall behind him, is it metal

[viral egret]

behind him? pipe only

that looks brick wall

[blazing basin]

Tarkov combat just looks like spraying continuously until one falls over

[viral egret]

think it just is

[ancient marsh]

that's just cryon being bad at the game

[cyan garnet]

These retards have to bots bro surely

[compact knoll]

immediate alt tab

[viral egret]

yep

[compact knoll]

50 fps playable

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

so 25 fps when in zoom

[viral egret]

16gb?

i played tarkov on 16gb and it made me upgrade

its that bad

[compact knoll]

the game that needs a 60 gigs page file btw

[viral egret]

there is no even like

debatability

[cyan garnet]

Truly unplayablr

[viral egret]

16gb tarkov is playable if u only go red dots ground zero

other maps u cant play it

[cyan garnet]

5 fps streets zoom in

[stark torrent]

u can play labs

[glacial haven]

I mean, if you have 16gb and a M.2 SSD, the pagefile might not be that horrendous but it's still dogshit

[viral egret]

with red dots only

one smoke nade and u memory crash

or what its called

idk

[cyan garnet]

Jarvis zoom in on my slideslow presentation

[stark torrent]

The name , the pfp , the colour , the way he talks - reeks of fucking entitled loser fuck you go raise ur fucking kid between the scav raids

[viral egret]

time to work on assessment

lighthouse worst map

[glacial haven]

Idk, maybe he has a 60hz display, that'd at least explain why he is unbothered by 50fps lows

[cyan garnet]

Ive only got 3 assessment kills

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap then do the rest tbh

[viral egret]

i killed like 5 pmcs or smth on lighthouse total today

without assessment

3-5

now i wont find a single one

i ccould be smart and get lv47 for calibration and do it with shooterborns on lighthouse i have left

but i despise sniping

evil ass activity

[stark torrent]

gl dead map now

[novel mason]

We oggi alle our balle today

[stark torrent]

barely 2 players and they are all bushcamping at chalet and rr extract

[viral egret]

yep

yep

[stark torrent]

and one maybe is cleaning the rogues in 5 minutes then dips

[cyan garnet]

Every few months i say something in that discord and these gimps come crawling out with their shit takes then i remember when i dont talk in it

[viral egret]

that's where we got camped

and xal killed the guy too

well now i have a reason to go sniper

just gonna put on a shitty 3x10 scope and ball with no ammo

[cyan garnet]

Two raids in a row with the same chinese dude camping rr with a uzi pro

[little flame]

what

[stark torrent]

farucooo in tarkov chatuu

[viral egret]

whta's a good cheap scope

is the 1p59 good

[stark torrent]

its called stop being brokie

go fucking farm money man

[viral egret]

im going like

full naked

with just a mag

i will go with a razor then idk

[stark torrent]

i will not take anymroe ragebait

[viral egret]

scope more expensive thaan this dogshit gun

[novel mason]

I'm pretty sure I have already explained to you what I'm talking about

[stark torrent]

how can u like that dogshit game is beyond me

[novel mason]

Your name is very similar to "oggi alle", which is the italian translation of "today at" referring to the time

alle(e)balle = oggi alle

[stark torrent]

death stranding

[novel mason]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-biggest-peice-of-dogshit-peice-of-shit-gif-13354334831488207353

[little flame]

ur romanian

https://klipy.com/gifs/romanian-anti-air-romania

[novel mason]

Goated movie

[little flame]

and im swedish

even worse

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OdguieCsRzzKy7YkTB

[novel mason]

And your name is closer to some random italian thing

[little flame]

i hope the gypsies dont get u man

[stark torrent]

i hope so too man

[little flame]

stay safe

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

you can pay the gypsies off cant you

[little flame]

the gypsies are coming

[viral egret]

just give them one ron bill

[little flame]

fuckin war movie

[viral egret]

iedy is right

this map is so dead i dont even hear sccavs shooting one another

[little flame]

people using modern in sf6 should kill themselves

its so cringe

no skill

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mkWtTBbxNysAtlWlw?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=cNftHqyScW1vpz

ladies

one at a time please

[soft coral]

go in a camp
perfectly parry all mongols
cut the final one with the dance of wrath ability
press 5
jin shakes the blood off the sword and puts it back in the scabbard
@fast garden

they even made basic fights cinematic

[viral egret]

dude

pinhing the tip

[soft coral]

why are you pinching your tip

[viral egret]

it doesn't want to give me the level

[fast garden]

handed over 9 of those weapons cases out of 10 wake up and event over

crazy

[stark torrent]

Yo @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

im so happy i didnt gve one

[stark torrent]

I opened them

[viral egret]

fuh im loading woods

time to go peak

[stark torrent]

Fuck bsg it had 0 reward

15k xp

Sir im lvl 52

15k is like 1%

[fast garden]

yeah i was just gonna do it anyway but fuck me

[stark torrent]

Dogshit devs

[fast garden]

run event for full work week and thats it gg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548354462956257290/1484216050970263632/SnapInsta.to_AQN2la_SXsHfvlq5dsvBfwLeZL2AYy8Y5IupCAJpg8w-F7hFg57MyTJ-t3I--svKUIB5xbCxvRG0EbQ_Ft5wl0BZ6tkPeJK6BKASVds2.mp4?ex=69bd6b69&is=69bc19e9&hm=52e767263c324db33f3cd5ba0d1d7253fb96080dc1eea0c4c026afe44bb5d762&

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

come tarkov or come deadlock but come either way

case keys are still showing up on fence

[viral egret]

not even lmfao

[fast garden]

they did not leave smugglers in, no way

[stark torrent]

Literally get better rewards from.1 daily than whole questline

[stark torrent]

Imma go take mom to a clinic then maybe

[viral egret]

@stark torrent WOODS IS BEST MAP

timmy slimed goons and i slimed him

[ancient marsh]

always a bigger fish aah

@viral egret @stark torrent @fast garden i'll join you gentlemen in like an hour or so

[viral egret]

literally

[viral egret]

ok king

[stark torrent]

ok man , may 6-7 guide you

[ancient marsh]

drive into oncoming traffic

wait you're with your mom

i retract that statement

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

i was gonna say "first time ive ever seen cryon do a good pvp play" and it wasn't even him bro 😭

[viral egret]

KNIGHT HAAD m61s

wtfff

[little flame]

@viral egret what are u guys playing on

what map

[viral egret]

tarkov

im woods

idk what thees doing

[little flame]

[viral egret]

i had to slime 2 noobs

sad

[little flame]

friendly fire

stop it

[viral egret]

one timmy cleared all goons

and i cleared his heaad

[limpid atlas]

refunded tarkov, waiting for ready or not on sale

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/23Pjxr4LJrs

[keen sparrow]

it's gorgeous

[compact knoll]

oh yeah you can do that now

[hallow stream]

a good choice

[hallow stream]

I mean you can still do it

but the paperwork depends on your bank

I couldve refunded it but I can not get my ass to fill out 30 papers

i was considering it cause I wasnt playing the game back when that dumbass 60% cheaters video came out cus my pc was shit

[compact knoll]

i would do it just to spite them

[fast garden]

asval on woods then on lighthouse

questing moment

[compact knoll]

but i wouldnt do it on steam

they might block your account

[fast garden]

all the sudden event ends and theres 4 million people on maps

????

[compact knoll]

is reserve event still going?

[fast garden]

no

shit ended before i woke up as i called it

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-cat-propeller-hat-propeller-cat-gif-8153531407492278846

[hallow stream]

steam would just give you the refund if you explain why and how you have 800 hours on the game

[viral egret]

1 more on both and then i hjave to hit reserve fuhuhhh

[hallow stream]

and then say the games dogshit and nikita is a money laundering thief

[viral egret]

ignoring the other 4 maps i need to run because theyre slop

yay

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/Yc6SLKMhAr

[viral egret]

this is the

bigger poc kets

questing?

[compact knoll]

no

prestige

[viral egret]

god bless

gonna have to do allat

[limpid atlas]

i'll refund ready or not if it does not meet my expectation then go back learning this so called "game"

[hallow stream]

I mean

you could just uninstall

[compact knoll]

just 🏴‍☠️ it

the dlcs feel like a scam

[limpid atlas]

r'or'n ? idk, ppl seem to say that rather buy the deluxe than standard then dlc packs

and they kinda censored some of the content so idk, we'll see

man the cs market is so cooked i could sell 2 items for enough money to buy the full eft bundles

[fast garden]

jus call it ron bro

dlcs are kinda overpriced for what they are

game is fun but has limited replayability

[limpid atlas]

i play it for the cope with friends

look on the bright side, they get to play dlcs too w/o spending on it tho

[keen sparrow]

Just install SPT, then refund tarkov

[viral egret]

partisan with red rebel holy shit

my goat epstein is alive

[soft coral]

so , become gae?

that's your plan?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-hop-on-dying-simulator-gif-2102808135736710790

[fast garden]

since when were penaltys so high

[soft coral]

omg

[fast garden]

god damn

[viral egret]

wtf

[soft coral]

@stark torrent can we fucking hang him by the balls

[viral egret]

i hope you "jump out of a window on the 8th story"

or whatever they said when people were assassinated in russia

[keen sparrow]

My favourite part is there’s tons of these, and they’re all tarkov

[viral egret]

idk

[soft coral]

genuinely hoping a rusty nail gets stuck in your urethra

[viral egret]

that's not even close

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tarkov-arena-gif-5107615677168621484

[stark torrent]

Oi

[keen sparrow]

These guys think playing tarkov together isn’t gae af

[viral egret]

execution when

i think my armor is fucked

i have one plate

[fast garden]

guy with predator shirt and asval walks up to you on LK island, drops virtex, and runs to talk to lightkeeper without saying a word

wyd?

[viral egret]

praying

[stark torrent]

Duckass cause he prob doesnt need to kill me

Since he has everything

[viral egret]

insured a rfb

cost more than the gun itself

[stark torrent]

This game needs a wipe

[viral egret]

agreed

[fast garden]

so he prob left the map got it

[stark torrent]

If he kills u he is a british cigarette

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Right before weekend

[viral egret]

fresh meat

[stark torrent]

Of chinese cheaters

[viral egret]

yep

time to donate kits to china instead of israel

[fast garden]

edging

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wildfireuv-gif-13918526720458615979

[stark torrent]

Sell to Elvira

[fast garden]

opened my cases and i get this dogshit

man

why you bully me bsg