💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

who tf is sabrina carpenter

[fast garden]

fairly famous like pop singer

[keen sparrow]

she used a question mark, doesn't seem to sure of herself

[fast garden]

her music is naturally shit

[keen sparrow]

anyone the states holds in high regard usually is

OKAY YOUTUBE

BRO

BRO

[blazing basin]

2 Asmon vids in recommended
both viewed until the end

[keen sparrow]

I alt-tab SPT, put one on, and then re-tab

[fast garden]

entire video is just

"uh huh. yeah. thats true actually"

asmon is peak slop content but hes right about things fairly often

[gritty python]

Lukewarm centrist, who just generally has the idea of the public he streams to

[fast garden]

literally

[keen sparrow]

i don't mind centrists actually

"He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him."

[fast garden]

i think the ways they are made fun of is hilarious but its prob closer to where i sit

[keen sparrow]

they are the ones that recognise nuance

grey area

[fast garden]

"pick a side pussy"

im on team you are both retards

[keen sparrow]

Siiiide? i am on nobody's side

because nobody is on my side

https://tenor.com/view/treebeard-ent-lotr-tuesday-saruman-gif-8549935348787755489

[glacial haven]

I stopped watching him because his entire contribution to a topic is usually just "Yeah, true, [insert general consensus as to why it's true]", he's definitely not the worst offender of the reaction streamers but everything he adds is just nothingness most of the time

[keen sparrow]

just going to say for the record

because I live in the country whose politics asmon is talking about

his views are not 'normal' here

[fast garden]

yes but the other thing to consider is that people are retarded

[glacial haven]

Makes sense, he doesn't align himself entirely with just one crowd

I watched him because it was kinda fun to be kept up to date about the shit going on in the United States

But it gradually got more and more depressing, so I kinda stopped with that one entirely

[keen sparrow]

it's like watching a tsunami fuck up a town but it never stops

[glacial haven]

Another thing being, I am just not interested in the drama in the social media bubble

I honestly don't

[keen sparrow]

https://fixupx.com/DocStrangelove2/status/2033990612744053005?s=20

Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2)

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[mossy coral]

I don't have a problem with centrists, as in people who put actual thought into multiple sides of politics and conclude all sides are bullshit or they don't fully agree with any side.

I do however have a problem with people who are apathetic or conflict avoidant that say they are centrists because they don't want to be disliked or care.

I don't even really want people to pick an extreme, just care enough to have a proper opinion about things

Eh, thats enough politics for me today, I don't want to be pissed all day

Anyway, I woke up this morning and become John Tarkov

[fast garden]

its so funny going for smugglers as scav

[mossy coral]

Popped into Ground Zero with an AK, headshot 6 PMCs, did 3 tasks and extracted without even taking damage.

I've peaked, never will I be that good again.

I hope other maps will be uh, not Ground Zero

Or at least less Ground Zero than Ground Zero

[fast garden]

ground zero is number 1 worst map in the game

only one thats worse is lighthouse, but more for pvp reasons

otherwise its a totally fine map for pve purposes though you will get filtered by rouges

everything else is miles better

[keen sparrow]

he started as USEC btw

[fast garden]

nvm

[mossy coral]

I switched to Bear for this because I ran out of stuff and didn't want to wait for insurance

[keen sparrow]

[mossy coral]

Still Standard

[fast garden]

futus gura matii

good boy

[mossy coral]

AKs are cooler anyway

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

insane language lineup

[keen sparrow]

changing the subject

[fast garden]

sir i only am learning the language from the adults here

i am just repeating what i hear

[glacial haven]

you know it's bad when the weirdest mf in the room says that

[fast garden]

when ivan says it

no one bats an eye

when i say it

its a problem

[hallow stream]

Well yea hes the special ed kid

He doesnt know what hes saying

[glacial haven]

It's a pattern, Ivan says gay and weird shit all of the time, it's his retarded shtick but for you it's out of the blue

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

scavs do aggro if you kill smugglers as a scav tho

gg

[gritty python]

no rep loss but scavs get jealous of free loot

checks out

[keen sparrow]

good fucking lord

[fast garden]

what is that giant brick lol

[keen sparrow]

Steiner DBAL A4

[fast garden]

got about 5 lights and 3 lasers on it

[keen sparrow]

https://nvincorporated.com/product/steiner-dbal-a4/

oh only 3 grand? I feel like that's low, lol

that's more like it

[keen sparrow]

It's got a light, visible laser, IR flood, IR laser, and combinations of all of the above, lol

DBAL-D2 on an RSASS handguard (for scale)

Eotech OGL

WAAAAIT WAIT WAIT WAITWAIT

LMFAO. She works at a 'daycare' and her reason for not wanting to be filmed was

'i was naked'

[calm pollen]

I was hesitant at first but the mp9 kinda ok

Killed 4 pmc dudes and like 12 scavs

[native crypt]

before the pistol uzi it was the poor man's vector

[pseudo storm]

Ever used OBS? Is shadowplay your primary recording software?

[calm pollen]

I got a lot of ap 6.3 to use up

And like 400 rounds of 9x19 pst

[gritty python]

mp9 is decent, fun lead sprayer

[calm pollen]

Easy kills because they just push me

[keen sparrow]

I have OBS installed for twitch streaming

[pseudo storm]

ah ok

[short cove]

Thing is after you ran the map like 10 times even as a dogshit player like me, youre able to dmr and ar snipe every rouge there is because the spawns are pretty static

So like you filter no-one if they actually are throwing themselves at the map a few times.

[ancient marsh]

still have this sack of shit i took off a guy

[stark torrent]

64 recoil

That wont do it champ

Hybrid 46 on m4 lord

[fast garden]

i am finally going to catch up on my story tasks

i guess

[ancient marsh]

not without us

cause i also need a lot of stuff brotherman

lots of lab stuffs

[remote fox]

Labs

[fast garden]

har har

im at the end of like 2 other storylines and have entirely finished all but the labyrinth

i need to check LK quests tho sure i have to go labs for that

do you get to keep this keycard to loot under power station?

[ancient marsh]

i need lk for batya

what the fuck bro LMAO

[fast garden]

friendly reminder that recommended tends to be shit specs can barely run 60 fps at 1080p

for tarkov they are being honest

you want good pc to run game well

[low iris]

run 60 fps at all

[stark torrent]

Ye this game sucks

[fast garden]

i should go to bed

i will finish this raid

i have to do shit tmr

[stark torrent]

Sir its 9 AM

[ancient marsh]

60 at 1080p IS GOOD AT THOSE SPECS

YOU'D BE LUCKY TO NOT DIP BELOW THAT ON THE RECOMMENDED SPECS ON STREETS IN EFT

16 gb ram vs 64 bro

come on

[fast garden]

i mean for the arc raiders shit man

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

obv 64 is insane esp now

[stark torrent]

What did the game mean by this

[fast garden]

32 min for tarkov

[stark torrent]

Yeah i have 32 and it still gets filled

[fast garden]

sprint past timmy and his timmy duo

voip dont worry im not gonna hurt you passing through

they dont shoot but they follow behind me (i didnt know) while im shooting smugglers

[remote fox]

Just keep restarting your game.

Tarkov is leaky.

[fast garden]

shot in back of the head

shitty m4 33 hours ssa ap

[remote fox]

Who needs 64 GB?

[fast garden]

sir its 2 am

[remote fox]

You are not playing Arc Raiders, lil'bro.

[ancient marsh]

DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS, THEY ALL ARE

[ancient marsh]

i'm leaking

[fast garden]

i take pity on the newbies man

sometimes i die for it

its fine

[ancient marsh]

yeah being able to hit 60 at those specs on ark is good.

on eft that pc accidentally activates the mossad explosive device and blasts a heatsink into your neck

[remote fox]

By giving them excuses to keep playing?

You are a cruel man.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-stare-meme-angry-gif-14312537171363175004

ah ffs

you know the one

kill the timmy, take ALL his shitty gear

so he doesnt get it back in insurance

[fast garden]

we eat those

16 hp popped perfortoran

we eat those

sometimes i live out of spite

go to stash

SSL error

[viral egret]

apparently cucktists are best to farm on customs @ancient marsh @fast garden

i am gonna do 2-3 night raids by myself with mxlr and see the results

[soft coral]

do they still spawn in factory?

[stark torrent]

Ye

[viral egret]

ye

33%

[stark torrent]

We had yesterday cultists once in 10 raids and we got a cheater duo locking in

[viral egret]

(we did ~15 raids only found them one alive)

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

m e and thee did a few more

he found them deaad

after i died to a guy with hte same kit as me but different gun

6 heaadshots with m80

he got like 2 marked keys i think or smth

now im going solo on customs night to see if they even spawn (idk where they spawn)

oh they spawn forterss

[soft coral]

then theoretically factory would be faster but u run the risk of dying more due to other people

[viral egret]

wont

its hardest

[soft coral]

I wouldn't say hardest

[viral egret]

nope it is

most cheater count

[soft coral]

u see

it's almost as if I said that

[viral egret]

mb i didnt fully read cause i was loading in

huh they can spawn in marked too

[ancient marsh]

we should spam factory tmrw

today i mean

[viral egret]

if we can 5 man yea

1 other personminlobby and ill hunt thm down each raid

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881010554007851133/1300805924646289478/attachment.gif

[viral egret]

what

[ancient marsh]

dw abt it

[short cove]

Ofc the black person works for 12 hours while the white person works for 8

[ancient marsh]

the white guy isnt slacking off

[short cove]

Also the white fella works for you from the get go and you have to buy the other fella first

[short cove]

I wonder what th you are, 14?

[soft coral]

Here in bulgaria we have this thing where if u can't find something
u tie a shawl on the underside of a table so that it will like bring u good luck or w/e and help u find it
@stark torrent @fast garden @viral egret @keen sparrow

[short cove]

What is a shaul

[soft coral]

shawl*

my bad

I forget english is the dumbest language ever

[short cove]

I thought for a moment you had a saul goodman tied to your table

[soft coral]

????????????????

[short cove]

Shaul = saul

[short cove]

Aint no way ts is just le big scarf

[soft coral]

that's..... what it is

a shawl is a scarf

[short cove]

But why is ther a difference then

[soft coral]

idfk

[fast garden]

Same chance there as factory

[viral egret]

ok

its some bias thing allegedly people see them more on customs than factory

[fast garden]

The part of the arg people are on for marathon involves like 500m ai kills

People are begging for a ceasefire

Arc raiders 2

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

I pray active matter or beautiful light won't suck on release nor 2 weeks after

Like vigor seemed good as extraction looter shooter and feels good in the sense of it being different that you cant run any Armour (kinda) but the game feels so slugish

[cyan garnet]

these extraction-lite retards need to kill themselves

just play shartkov

[short cove]

Like i hope there soon drops a game w a community that is kind of similar to tarkov but not w like 20% being on Adderall w 7k hours

[short cove]

Thing is it feels like there is such a high entry bar to really play it

[cyan garnet]

not really

maybe it feels like that if you're a dumbass

[short cove]

Like when I play tarkov I cant really fight like anyone here except cryon headon because audio imo is so fucked that you cant really tell accurately unless you played a lot

[cyan garnet]

bc audio

[short cove]

Also maps feel incredibly dark which makes spotting really difficult unless you ran it often enough that you know where people are

[cyan garnet]

genuinely i'm not even that good and i win gunfights all the time

[cyan garnet]

crank the brightness like everyone else

[short cove]

No green gpu

[cyan garnet]

neither

[short cove]

Red GPU doesn't got it iirc

[cyan garnet]

post effects

[short cove]

It already maxed

[cyan garnet]

wdym it's to dark them

then

[short cove]

I very vividly remember that in my like 40-80 hours I have on live i got sniped or clipped so brutally hard where I can say I really had no fucking chance

[ancient marsh]

teehee

[short cove]

Like not at all

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-cat-propeller-hat-propeller-cat-gif-8153531407492278846

whats the discussion

i missed it

[short cove]

Like some mf w expensive nvg + 6.8 sig spear + t5 and 6k hours pushing my spawn on gz as I done wine quest for prapor

[viral egret]

mf goes night time gz

[short cove]

While I had like the cheap t3 vest + t2 ammo

[viral egret]

face shots

i killed a cheater with mask with 5.45 pp to the throat

[short cove]

Bro legit all say "if you do quests go at night"

[viral egret]

never go at night for quests

night time most cheaters imo

cause cultist farms

especially rn because cutlists are 33% on all maps or smth and 66% on snoreline

[short cove]

Sometimes A blind chicken too finds a corn silo

[ancient marsh]

???

what kind of fucking german liederhosen wearing saying is that bro

[short cove]

Ein blindes huhn findet auch manchmal ein weizen silo.

Means even someone who cant do shit sometimes gets lucky

[ancient marsh]

din mamma hund

sorry thats swedish

[short cove]

Why are 2 of those german

That's mother and dog

[viral egret]

i just got shot in the eyes from behind??

arena sucks

[cyan garnet]

arena is dogshit

[viral egret]

yeah but i have to do my dailies

[cyan garnet]

my personal favourite is when you legit see the blood spurt out of them (0 hits)

[viral egret]

fmj pierces class 5 helmet

in 1 shot

6.8 fmj

is it buffed in raena

aren a

[cyan garnet]

i don't think so

[ancient marsh]

@cyan garnet

took this off a guy i killed

shooting m80a1

base game

[cyan garnet]

7.62x51 feels terrible to use rn

[ancient marsh]

not ttrue

[viral egret]

can you manipulate ricochet chance with cheats

just a curious thought

aint no way on jeff epsteins name did this guy just tank 5 bs 5.45

good lord

tracksuit in arena i wanna see this guys stats

oh this guy is actually legit

insane

rare find

[gritty python]

arena’s netcode is held together by nikita’s eyebrow hair

[viral egret]

160ms on european servers

bro

are we lying

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

ps12b to the head didnt regsiter damn

[fast garden]

Sir double check your server region on the arena in game menu

[gritty python]

cryon has been the 200ms avenger ping on us servers on arena the whole time

[fast garden]

Almost guaranteed

[viral egret]

it's EU

ive never changed arena region

only changed it on maingame

[gritty python]

Your isp has decided you will not be enjoying arena then

[fast garden]

You have visibly confirmed this in menus right now yes

[viral egret]

ye

[fast garden]

God bless this dogshit company

[viral egret]

i affirm this game sucks

headshotted a guy wearing a ulach

he tanked it

55a1

[fast garden]

Arena is so beyond dogshit man

They nerfed the cqcm for this

[viral egret]

twice

[cyan garnet]

truke

[ancient marsh]

the fact that arena runs worse than base game is genuinely amazing from a technical standpoint

like how is that even physically possible?

[viral egret]

changed my region to palestine matching now

[cyan garnet]

it is impressive isn't it

[viral egret]

id do my weekly but im like lazy

[ancient marsh]

Jeff Stein back in his old stomping grounds of Israel

[cyan garnet]

oce arena is dead i'll never find a match unless i go to china and battle the ccp vat grown pvpers at 140 ping

[viral egret]

it took me 5 mins to queue into last hero

on chopshop

its so dead

[cyan garnet]

grim

have you played that new map yet

it's impressive how bad it is

[viral egret]

thankfully no

[cyan garnet]

Its comically bad

Fort but worse somehow

[viral egret]

dude

i havent even played any other map on arena besides chop shop and bay 5

and dorms/base/emercom when they were that event thing

how hard is it to just set this to english btw

nikita is so lazy

[cyan garnet]

you aren't missing out

[viral egret]

gladly

dude i feel like a jew for having search level 40,attention 38 and perception 28

[cyan garnet]

idk why they didn't just nerf it in arena

[viral egret]

i am fucking buillt

to steal

i will get elite level search before elite endurance

[cyan garnet]

level 38 aim drills from geyrena

[viral egret]

my aim drills are level 24 only

maybe i dont play enough arena

[cyan garnet]

i got max endurence metabolise and like level 40 assault rifles/smg from it

[viral egret]

damn

i am level 42 endurance rn

and level 30 ars i think

38 or smth

i closed the game i cant be arsed to open it to check

[cyan garnet]

i want to max aim drills it's pretty handy

with medium ergo guns i ads like near instantly

[ancient marsh]

arena gives good exp

[cyan garnet]

I have amassed a horde of gp coins too

[keen sparrow]

WHYYYYY

[keen sparrow]

gimme the grandma

you can have the turkish bimbo

[fast garden]

Jesus Christ

Aim drills is such a nice skill

My favorite skill is 100% mag drills tho

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden cultist farm on night fac?

[fast garden]

I am not home rn and won’t be for a couple hours

[viral egret]

damn

[ancient marsh]

sure but need more ppl

[viral egret]

how about we go reserve

free gear farm and shooterborn farm

[ancient marsh]

reserve
free gear

folk.

[viral egret]

i mean

i left with a fully modded nl and full class 6

from a guy i found dead in the middle of the street

got like 140 bs and 40 igolnik

[ancient marsh]

so that means free gear

[viral egret]

yeah

either we get it, or xiao-meng gets it

damn i got cucked by a whole btr

height over bore is real

its this little pedophile again

@ancient marsh do u remember him

[ancient marsh]

yes the cheater on factory

[viral egret]

yep

hes doing reserve bosses nonstop

huh i just got a free rpd ill run that

@stark torrent wanna go reserve for ur bosses

[stark torrent]

I would love to sadly i gotta do some work shi for tommorow

Israel demands it

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

Will prob try tommorow or friday, i just cant be consistent during the week

Fuck being 28

[ancient marsh]

guess what buddy

29 soon

[viral egret]

alr

js lmk

im free all week

dude

wtf

do pmcs not take damage

i just lit a guy up with rpd and fmjs like, all on him

i can't wait to see the outline i made on the wall

thats a guard????

dude had better shit than me

[viral egret]

@compact knoll is it good that i managed to kill kaban, shturman, tagilla and reshala

with shturmans svd mmost of them

i shot him nape too, but he tanked it like a chad

i found kollontay already dead sadly

[winged mica]

You? 29?

Abysmally Dogshit

[viral egret]

not xal

iedy

[winged mica]

Xal is not old?

Abysmally Dogshit

[keen sparrow]

no way Xal makes it to 29

[viral egret]

nikita fix plis

dude i hate kaban hes such a evil boss

[keen sparrow]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/CD1MEknY79YHXCVnwEKF2DScoGJi_s5Spugurel8bQc/https/i.imgur.com/Ely4DiP.jpg?format=webp

[winged mica]

For some reasons his fatass can eat a lot of rounds

[viral egret]

i headshot him instantly

but he tried to wallbang me 20 times when i was fighting shturman

[winged mica]

I remember I was always trying to do the airplane quest on Woods

And the ass dicking johnson called Partizan always trying to shoot me

[viral egret]

back to vietnam with a really dogshit rifle

[viral egret]

partizan is easy to kill trust

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f2T72iKDUQM

[winged mica]

He is easy

[viral egret]

bro

[winged mica]

But dude always shows up out of nowhere and being annoying

[viral egret]

i hope this time the reshala guards dont take 200 shots

i had like

200 ammo used total in that raid

i used 80 on reshala and his undying guards

[winged mica]

I havent progressed Tarkov a lot man

I have never ran street

[stark torrent]

based

[viral egret]

dude please

how

[cyan garnet]

Best map

Runs like shit but its my favourite

[viral egret]

god bless

reshala guard wallbangs me

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

these guards have more cheats than the average chinese player

unironically

head eyes thru a wall aswell

[cyan garnet]

Its always the guards that are dangerous never the bosses

[viral egret]

dude

kollontay guard beamed me with a sks

all thorax

kollontay died before his guards

how

shturman guards didnt even fight back

[cyan garnet]

I dont think shturman has killed me in like 3 wipes but i get insta one tapped by his guards all the time

[viral egret]

reshala guaards zeroed my soft armor and my plate armor

0/45 plate 11/35 soft

how

speed im begging you

[cyan garnet]

0 recoil aimbot

[viral egret]

dude he shot me and it was all one straight line

[cyan garnet]

Yeah checks out

[viral egret]

i even clipped it

loooookkkk

he missed ONCE

speed please i dont want to fight king von

[compact knoll]

yeah not bad

[compact knoll]

dont do this shit with ai

you dont want to be in a shootout with ai

you can do it with a player but not with ai

[stark torrent]

you should thank Israel for not getting killed there

no dick measuring contest with Boss AI

[viral egret]

oh no i died after nading again

reshala beamed me

first time i died to reshala actually

was dead anyway ran out of pks completely

and no plates

[ancient marsh]

what's that supposed to mean

[compact knoll]

27 club

[ancient marsh]

i dont get it

[keen sparrow]

Nah, useful, cool, creative people join that club

[keen sparrow]

https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIR.0000000000000973

[ancient marsh]

ah i was gonna ask "what does crestive mean"

you were just a retard all along

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh when you get your 24th birthday will you say 24 or 23+1

[ancient marsh]

depends if i turn brazilian or not

[viral egret]

damn

today no tarkov gg

i am going back with a vepr hunter and praying to big ben yahu that i kill 4+ bosses

[ancient marsh]

do you even wanna succeed?

[viral egret]

bro i dont wanna waste good kits without plyaing with you guys

[ancient marsh]

yeah but going with absolute mega insane dogshit like a vepr hunter

[keen sparrow]

So gear fear when playing solo

[viral egret]

ok svt it is

[ancient marsh]

you're just wasting your fucking time brotherman

AT LEAST an RFB

[keen sparrow]

THATS MORE LIKE IT

[ancient marsh]

with a 20 or 30

svt sucks dog

[viral egret]

never used it, gotta give it a try

it's dirt cheap

[ancient marsh]

15 rounds is too little for bosses and guards and players and scavs all at the same time

the reload time is shit too

[viral egret]

i mean i am gonna ditch it if i find a better weapon

[ancient marsh]

that's why i ran an MDR with 50's

[viral egret]

literally

[ancient marsh]

a weapon bent in half with 60 dura?

[viral egret]

im doing this both for fun and to see what i can do

[ancient marsh]

are we deadass rn?

[viral egret]

dude i found a 80/100 gun on some scav

[compact knoll]

cryon stream for me

[viral egret]

with 545 bp too

[stark torrent]

No boss and child is safe with these people around

[viral egret]

brazil's strongest

23+1 survival streak fr

[ancient marsh]

his name was the nword 3 times

come tarkov iedler

[soft coral]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[fast garden]

svt fucks

the newer stock and scope mount is nice

do wish vepr hunter had larger mags as its basically the sks of 308 and feels so god damn good to shoot

[fast garden]

but i agree that the rfb is more practical

the ump would be as well if the ammo wasnt turbo nerfed overpriced

i still use it anyway sometimes bc i like it

[ancient marsh]

or if the mag wasn't 25 fucking rounds

or could pierce helmets lol

[fast garden]

wouldnt matter if the ammo was anywhere near as good as it was

[stark torrent]

if hybrid had 50 pen

then it would be rly good

[fast garden]

basically mini MDR with slightly weaker ammo + subsonic

[compact knoll]

if if if if

just say the gun is dogshit

and move on

[stark torrent]

hybrid has the same pen as 7.62 BP which is a 30 year old bullet

[fast garden]

spear sucks

[stark torrent]

spear sucks

[fast garden]

ump is good for price

[keen sparrow]

un-related, Flesh ammo out of the SVT in GAMMA early game is just enough damage to knock everyone down but not kill them out-right. So if you do the 'defend garbage from bandits' mission from Duty and place shots just right

[ancient marsh]

what were the stats buddy

[keen sparrow]

Garbage becomes a field of a dozen men screaming for their mothers

[viral egret]

free kills

[fast garden]

pen was the same but it used to have 70 dmg

[ancient marsh]

proofge?

[stark torrent]

while a random enemy NPC walks 30km with the pistol just kill them

[fast garden]

INSANE kit

lmfao

shit was PK3

4 dollars a round

now its like twice that and has less dmg

thats the other big nerf, it used to be pretty fucking cheap for what it was

now its overpriced to shit compared to what it is

pk 4 and 9 dollars a round

?????

CBJ is cheaper dude

[ancient marsh]

bro WHAT

who thought this was a good idea?

[fast garden]

38 pen 70 dmg back then was so fucking stupid

38 pen back then actually penned class 4 like 80% of the time from full dura

now if you arent 3 pen over armor class ie 43 pen through class 4 you dont fucking pen ever bc of soft armor

at least, thats what it feels like

[keen sparrow]

AND THEN YOU CAN'T LOOT THEM

oh you said enemy NPC

drives me nuts when 'friendly' AI does a pistol finisher on my kills and then i can't loot

[fast garden]

you guys remember the old tactec barter

i remember the old tactec barter

[keen sparrow]

bro's name might as well be Tylenol

[viral egret]

evil ass guard of immortality and despair

[stark torrent]

tommorow we can try doing snowball for me hopefully

i am just fucking tired rn cant be fucked to tarkov

gl guys

[viral egret]

ty ty

[ancient marsh]

https://aimlabs.com/

[viral egret]

evil ass app

[cyan garnet]

truke

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @compact knoll rbvo is dirt cheap

900k

[fast garden]

duh

cultists at 33/66%

cheaters making sure they are looted no matter what

[viral egret]

dorms marked is still 2.2

[fast garden]

bc its dorms marked

[stark torrent]

also cause the crates spawn there

[viral egret]

cheater sees that "cultistinventorycontainer:RB-VO 2x,314 1x,RB-BK 1x" and gets a boner

[fast garden]

just hitting marked rooms on reserve now ultra based

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/art-meme-mrperak-7aaYotczYUWFaGofyQ

[viral egret]

open rbvo
make 1.1m (key isnt even worth that much)

[stark torrent]

good night

[viral egret]

goodnight hitler

[fast garden]

good night man

[ancient marsh]

ragebait dirtybomb landmine

@stark torrent @compact knoll

there's no way that aimpunch is intended

[stark torrent]

not even the legs it went straight in teh floor

so cancer

[viral egret]

he shot me thru 4 sets of tires too btw

[ancient marsh]

frame 1
frame 2

[viral egret]

fair and balanced

[soft coral]

2 woods raids worth

[viral egret]

catching strays because nikita doesnt put me in raid

[soft coral]

WHAT DID CRYON DO

mf was in the loading screen 😭

[viral egret]

as iedy has said

"by the time i load in two of my teammates are dead and the other one killed the enemy"

paraphrased

[ancient marsh]

like half the raids cryon loads in late and the other half he's retarded

he cannot win

https://tenor.com/view/adin-adinross-what-does-he-even-do-adin-what-does-he-even-do-what-does-he-even-do-meme-gif-7301893521340817246

he is yet to GET MORE THAN 3 KD

542 hours btw

max traders meta gear readily available

[viral egret]

expectations too high

[ancient marsh]

cryon all i am asking is you to play not like a quadrapalegic brother

3 kd is court martial level

[fervent epoch]

Can I steal your attention? I need help.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ааа-женщина-женщина-котик-женщина-ааа-gif-15597002249276282193

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pudgypenguins-pudgy-russia-pengu-5Q1HVX12mHBdyvBZxd

[soft coral]

who is this retard

[keen sparrow]

okay so

[fervent epoch]

!avatar 858988457929998337

[safe summit]

Avatar for hinfevu

Link as

png | jpg | webp

You can now change Carl-bot's profile picture and banner with premium!!

[viral egret]

wtf

[soft coral]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[ancient marsh]

moooooooooooooodsa

[viral egret]

lmfaoo

[ancient marsh]

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooods

[keen sparrow]

Clearly when you die and go to hell you become whatever video game character Cryon happens to be controlling

[ancient marsh]

expert on fighting AI incoming

[keen sparrow]

what does missing every shot have to do with AI

you just gave him a link to aimlabs, wtf is that

[soft coral]

xal vs rex is like immovable force vs unstoppable object

[keen sparrow]

do your mother a favour and end it all

[soft coral]

FIGHT FIGHT

or maybe kiss idk

[ancient marsh]

that was the misplay

what else is there to say except aim better

land 2 headshots on the guard and aim right at the second one

[viral egret]

isnt it the other way around

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-not-to-laugh-zoom-in-close-up-holding-it-back-gif-17288301

[keen sparrow]

i see what you did there

[viral egret]

?

its unstoppable force vs immovable object no?

[keen sparrow]

unstoppable object because he's fat af

oh

[viral egret]

dude it doesnt matter he's not being moved from there

unstoppable or unmovable

[keen sparrow]

yeah he did switch them around, lol

so used to seeing it typed properly that i didn'ty even notice

[viral egret]

dude i got jumped by 3 player scavs and i killed 2

and some random scav killed the third

bro got banged out by a toz106

dude had ONE job

thats not even pscavs then

[fast garden]

@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

who lives on a island in the americas
jeffrey epstein

[fast garden]

shoutout valve for making her shoot left handed so we have a good view

[keen sparrow]

Why is this giving persona vibes

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-godo-tongue-meme-AR0CAz0ZrWCeFoGR63

[fast garden]

deadlock is very good guys we should play sometime

[stark torrent]

@warm ravine why are u here gandini

[unborn valve]

stop being so freaky

[safe summit]

Temporary role added

@autumn rivet has been granted the <@&1023724927532150855> role for 30 minutes.

[viral egret]

when did he even like

get unhelpered

i thought he was helper like yesterday

[stark torrent]

a long time ago cryon

[fast garden]

who just got exiled

[unborn valve]

he was exiled

[viral egret]

@hushed dagger

[stark torrent]

everytime Cryon says smth stupid

[unborn valve]

iedy just added exile to someone whos already with exile

[fast garden]

when did kolerder show up

[viral egret]

what did i do this time

[stark torrent]

nothing man but imma make a proper meme for you when i have time

[viral egret]

i just wanted to see if i can ping the userid

[viral egret]

xal's already doing that

[fast garden]

talking about mortaring zyrachi guards with blue flare

cryon says

"the guards will aggro you"

[viral egret]

"the guards will kill u"

[keen sparrow]

Yeah wait what

When did the fed get here

[fast garden]

how would you know buddy

[unborn valve]

oh shit

im made

[stark torrent]

it will not because the mortar crew is a different entity that gets the kill

[keen sparrow]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[fast garden]

kill this xal ult

[stark torrent]

henceforth , you dont kill them , so you dont get tagged

basic math

[fast garden]

im not talking to you man

[keen sparrow]

Oh mb homie

[fast garden]

i dont care about this green leaf

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

his existence is meaningless to me

[unborn valve]

[fast garden]

i think main problem would be a mortar rng actually hitting him

and also actually killing him through massive ass hp

[stark torrent]

this is a Real member neighbourhood take the green leaves out of here

[fast garden]

do you know how much dmg mortars do

i feel i asked this before

[keen sparrow]

I wouldn’t even know what ‘item’ to check tbh

[stark torrent]

Rexana what is more difficult

Doing 12 hour shift as a nurse or trying to mod left hand animations in Tarkov

[keen sparrow]

Left hand animations

No hesitation

Atleast you can be taught how to be a nurse

[compact knoll]

okay but who the fuck are you

[keen sparrow]

There is little to no documentation on the Tarkov rig

[compact knoll]

like actually

[unborn valve]

im Yuno

[keen sparrow]

Why do you ask?

[unborn valve]

Yuno Ball

[keen sparrow]

I think it was grenade shrapnel last time

[stark torrent]

do you think thats why they gave up on the left hand anims IIRC the compas is the only item in the game with that feature and the rangefinder

prob after the rangefinder they straight up give up

[fast garden]

oh ye gl rounds

i want to mortar zyrachy lol

[keen sparrow]

I already told the shared anims story yeah?

Whatever ar style gun came out the same patch as the compass?

Tx-15 i think?

EVERY GUN

references that gun via cabID for those left hand compass animations

[fast garden]

rangefinder just is for right hand

rip fuck left hand anims

[keen sparrow]

If you delete tx-15, no more compass

Like it will literally just float on your screen

[fast garden]

no one would miss tx15

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/brandmkrs-pedro-arwind-gajadien-YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ

why

[keen sparrow]

They’re lazy

[fast garden]

its bsg man

[keen sparrow]

Half the game’s items are still on an old old gloss map workflow

You ever noticed the MRE package glows in the fucking dark when you eat it?

Anything i could say further about bsg as a company has already been said before

You know it, i know it, everybody knows it

They deserve half the success they have achieved

The mdr barrel bundle was probably un-nested because someone couldn’t be bothered to fucking fix a bundle path for a year

I just

I hate these people

To answer the mortar question better

There’s a very high likelihood that it’s just rgn explosions that are coded to happen at random spots in a given circle at regular time intervals

[soft coral]

too much text

[keen sparrow]

https://db.sp-tarkov.com/search/66ec2aa6daf127599c0c31f1

Each mortar shrapnel is 65 damage

Penetrationpower: 17

That’s just the shrapnel though, not the explosion itself

Afaik explosions just ignore armour altogether

[soft coral]

is this your buttplug

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, can you push it back in please

[soft coral]

sure

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108795464230387812/1114595737884442695/holy_fuckk.gif

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Just one sharp kick should do

[soft coral]

im drop kicking it in

[keen sparrow]

Jfc could you imagine

[soft coral]

id rather not

u fiend

[keen sparrow]

Death by mortar being violently inserted into ass

Your body would become a cloud

[soft coral]

STOPPP

[fast garden]

yeah gg the mortars are so sparse

without knowing the dmg

i dont think they can kill zry through his 1600 hp

[keen sparrow]

Omg one of the worst SPT mods was mortars called in by green smoke. Because the fucking author forgot to code in a timer, so they never stopped

AND, he didn;t make it a seperate green smoke, so if goons threw a smoke at you, it was a wrap

45 minutes of equally spaced out explosion sounds

Anyways, sorry i couldn’t be more help with mortar maths

I’m asking the people that still mod this pos, so i might have more info for you later when it’s no longer relevant

[fast garden]

still nice information and i wouldnt be surprised if you told me they were bugged and did no dmg

the mortar flare is kinda wimpy compared to how the event mortars were

way lower frequency and bombing radius

and only lasts like, 1 minute

[short cove]

I remember that one picture I think cryon posted where a flash hider glew under nvg

[keen sparrow]

New past tense of glow

‘Glew’

[short cove]

I unironically can not be bothered it's 11pm rn

I also am writing isent and not isn't

[keen sparrow]

As an svt enjoyer it bugs the fuck out of me that it looks ‘frosted’

[fast garden]

yeah the lantac muzzle just fucking glows white hot no matter what

bugged

wasnt doing it before

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-cat-propeller-hat-propeller-cat-gif-8153531407492278846

[fast garden]

fucking uranium muzzle device

+5 radiation dmg

[keen sparrow]

We always know who doesn’t know what they’re doing in substance painter because their attachments glow like that

Like this putnik suppressor

[short cove]

I love how like I am 99% certain it's mods being weird

But in my spt file

I got realistic thermals

However

I can look through holos

Anything non magnified

[keen sparrow]

Yeah that shouldn’t happen, lol

[short cove]

But the nanosecond it is magnified

It stops

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Well the thermal vision stops

I still can look through it

Shits just black asf

[keen sparrow]

Fuckin thermal shader scripts having race conditions or something? Lmao

[fast garden]

you dont need 247 predator vision anyways man its ok

[viral egret]

glew

[keen sparrow]

2 million rouble t-7 just to have to use ironsights

[short cove]

Like you very much can still see like outlines

But damn

Also for some reason in that mod

If you look through the hybrid 1/3 eotech the reticle is faint

But the regular eotech gota fucking CRISP reticle

Like at some point I am sure I fucked so many things up

But it goofy asf

[short cove]

Sure sure, however It funny

[keen sparrow]

Realistic thermals mod has a what?

Did they slap an eotech infront of a REAPIR?

Or does realistic thermals just fuck all of the optics

[viral egret]

holy vo open

red rebel and green key

and alot of guns i coudlnt take

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/baccoonttv

[short cove]

They dont add new sights

They just rework how all thermals work

Remove grain basically

So you got clear vision

The 45° thermal as example actually works great

Same w reaper and flir

The helmet mount basically gives xal vision

It just doesn't work properly w some sights it seems

Like non thermal sights which aren't magnified you can see through w the thermal effect of your helmet thermal.

Like non magnified sights aren't blocking them

And so you can still run like a x1 eotech and be fine

But if the thing is magnified you can too still look through it

However you dont get the thermal effect

It's just like really dark, you can still see things hoeever

[viral egret]

7/8 snowball rn

w or l

8th kill playerscav with killa gear

[viral egret]

was 7/13 sadly

0 sound from sanitar, not even able to react

bullshit game

i hope nikita dangles himself by the nuts

[viral egret]

sanitar aswell?

this boss is actual cancer

99% of the time hes a pussy and doesnt fight

1% he turns on aimlock on thorax

he shot me in the side thru granit plate

[compact knoll]

9x39 bp

[viral egret]

yeah

highest pen right?

[compact knoll]

mhm

[viral egret]

fucking saint james advocate

[compact knoll]

never seen him spawn with it before

[viral egret]

saw me having fun

put me down like a old dog

he hit me 5 times

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412848288733986828/1464743159803150589/attachment.gif

is he just the new zryiachy

[mossy coral]

There are fucking grenade traps?

Just walked into a room and got fucked up by a tripwire

... I admit, I may have gotten a teensy weensy bit power mad when I found that emplaced cannon thing

But your honor, killing those scavs was funny

[hollow patrol]

chud up buddy

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent @fast garden got more BSG dirt

So this blob of code is a script that makes the IR shit on lasers work

so what this means is they bought this from some other company that sells shit for unity

and never bothered to remove any of this stuff left in the code from the seller, they just left it all in there.

[mossy coral]

God

BSG just kinda suck don't they? I've heard very little good about them

[keen sparrow]

and yet here you are

[mossy coral]

More just the opinion of "Well, there is nothing really that captures the same feel as Tarkov, so we are stuck with it"

[keen sparrow]

I bet there's a respawn mod for GAMMA that makes it play a little bit like an extraction shooter

[mossy coral]

I believe there is, a Rogue-like mod

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1091542449995923546

[keen sparrow]

god could you imagine dying to a mutant spawn at a map transition and suddenly you lost all the shit you had on you?

[keen sparrow]

This actually sounds more like aids in practice, i'm not gonna do it. but thanks for sending the link.

[mossy coral]

https://tenor.com/view/war-1000-yard-stare-gif-10147302364842942579

No uh, can't imagine that at all

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA&list=RDISHPumshGgA&start_radio=1

"watch me swim, like a boat, cause i'm wet, like a pool, like a pond, like a pussy, like my bitch ... fuck a bitch, in her face, like a boss, like a dad, like i'm rad, like i'm brad, like i'm chad"

[keen sparrow]

Welcome To Tarkov

[fast garden]

thought this was built into gamma

its also very shit

[keen sparrow]

azazel mode?

[fast garden]

not like, poorly made shit, but really unpleasant

[keen sparrow]

wait no that's the one where you spawn as a rando

here we fucking go

I can explain this if need be

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

Shits like 15 million

[keen sparrow]

but why

i get it's probably an endgame item but i've never had any use for it

just use REAPIR

[stark torrent]

August 31st

[cyan garnet]

Dlc for scav mains

I'm fully expecting this retard to come out any day now and be like wipe is in 6 hours

[cyan garnet]

So you can crossmapped by wuxiao-meng when he sees you're wearing it

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah yeah you right

can't let them starve

濕式自慰 needs loot too

[native crypt]

Imagine life if the south china sea had been turned into cobalt

[short cove]

It is

[fast garden]

one must imagine the non 6 rep reserve pscavs happy

[cyan garnet]

Mines only 4.6 or some shit

Never play scav

[fast garden]

using it to get the cases for the event quest

9/10 on the sealed weapons case

figured i may as well

reserve is mostly chill on scav since everyone on na is ass and most the bosses are always alive

[fast garden]

i hate this fuck ass gun man

[short cove]

Sig spear

Look inside

Legit a sa58

[fast garden]

pos

one of these mentioned guns is actually reliable

[short cove]

Like i saw the vision w the x7

Atleast I think so

[cyan garnet]

Spear sucks

[cyan garnet]

Reserve on china/singapore is grim rn

Even with the shorter matching it takes 10 minutes to find a game in australia

Shit dead game

[stark torrent]

US on their way to buy a cost effective and good rifle to replace the SCAR ( Clueless )

[fast garden]

we never used that shit man

or like

it wasnt used that much

[short cove]

Like kind of similarish to a mk14 but w significantly more bang as it (6.8) brings like 5kj and 762 51 brings like 3-4,2kj

Like it makes sense but the mk14 in itself is such a big and heavy fucking rifle

And making it the main rifle seems weird

[ancient marsh]

🤓

[short cove]

Did sig pay you too?