💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

now i dont know what to do

[stark torrent]

holy

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @glacial haven @keen sparrow @viral egret @flat breach @remote fox @cyan garnet @soft coral

Had to tag the whole gang for this

Holy FUCKING SHIT

THIS GAME WAS MY MENTAL SUPPORT

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

chinese shenanigans

bro is killing himself over tarkov acc

(which he can buy back with 6 prestiges for like 8000 yuans or whatever)

funny thing is i dont think alprazoplam whatever will even kill him

[fast garden]

hes chinese man it brings great shame upon his family that he is banned

[cyan garnet]

Yeah it would

[soft coral]

tagging dry when he doesn't even play is the cherry on top

[viral egret]

alprazolam

[cyan garnet]

he brings a great dishonor

[cyan garnet]

Its xanax

[viral egret]

bro will sleep for a few

[viral egret]

damn

i think he'll just go to sleep for a extended time

[cyan garnet]

That much xanax would defs kill you

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

2171mg per kg

its like

30mg

[fast garden]

he is chinese he probably weighs about as much as your monitor

[viral egret]

60 pills

bro

he will literally just

have a kidney failure or someting

you can survive 60 mg

i don't think he'll die to 30

if he chugs a vodka along that then

[stark torrent]

Holy lobotomites

[remote fox]

"You should unban me or else I will kill myself"

What the fuck is this nonsense.

[cyan garnet]

Eft reddit

[viral egret]

gotta do what the chinese man says or his whole family comes after us in reserve

[cyan garnet]

I made one comment in that shit ever and was banned instantly

[fast garden]

yooo im banned too

blowjob brothers are moderators not much you can do

didnt even look at my appeal

[stark torrent]

i mean you did smth real bad

cause i am not banned

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-redditt-moderator-mod-discord-mod-gif-4981522762902774279

[fast garden]

i referred to my self as a retard

[stark torrent]

and i literally ragebait

[fast garden]

and was banned

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????

[viral egret]

ghislaine maxwell doing her hardest to ban you guys

from eft reddit

[fast garden]

they dont want to be in the european union or whatever

EU is both european union and europe

retarded

idk i think thats what it is

[soft coral]

the uk is NOT in the eu

[fast garden]

its kinda impossible to know what he means

because uk would be eu region for servers

[soft coral]

1:either trolling or
2: genuinely braindead

[fast garden]

idk whatever account banned time to kill myself with xans

[soft coral]

nah I dont think they mean servers here

[stark torrent]

people think matchmaking is based off European Union

hahahahahaha

[cyan garnet]

Finally escaping tarkov

[soft coral]

hop on woods and meet Angela Merkel

[stark torrent]

died doing snowball time to stream myself dangling

[soft coral]

@fast garden honestly gang

Salted chips is slept on

[fast garden]

this will be me tmr

[fast garden]

im partial to sea salt but ikwym

sometimes

just plain with salt is nice

[soft coral]

ye

[fast garden]

mom got some chips that are like

[cyan garnet]

Salted chips and potato cakes are goated

[fast garden]

flavored like a cuban sandwich

[cyan garnet]

Europeans probably have a different name for them

[fast garden]

i have been obliterating them

[soft coral]

????

[blazing basin]

you should make a mention tag for those here who play tarkov

[soft coral]

lets not

also it wouldn't be needed theres like 10 of us

[stark torrent]

it was discussed many times

this is a stalker server so no reason to make a tag for 6 people that play Tarkov

[soft coral]

even 6 is too much imo

[stark torrent]

dick cheese

[soft coral]

is that what u had for dinner

spread over some toast

[fast garden]

man we have brainfart exile and unfit to help

[soft coral]

what am I saying

[fast garden]

why cant we have unfit to live for tarkov

[stark torrent]

one for the russians the other for the russians

[viral egret]

dw king ill run infront

[glacial haven]

reminds me of the cs skin situation over there, a bunch of them also jumped off buildings because of that one

[viral egret]

they like the juiced ones

[fast garden]

voluntarily celibate role

[viral egret]

ill go with m995 mags

[glacial haven]

seems like they are not necessarily stable over there

[remote fox]

They took loans to buy cs skins.

[viral egret]

i wouldn't be stable if i lost like 80k in cs skins either

80k is actually quite a big number

[glacial haven]

hope it pays out in cents 🙏

[viral egret]

big like xal

[stark torrent]

ah the knives being available over night

also prepare for part 2 cause apparently they want to remove crates and gambling from csgo altogether

[viral egret]

yea

[stark torrent]

so i guess you will just buy the skins with money or whatever directly ingame now or shit

[viral egret]

im saving up cases

that i get from weekly drops

in 10 years i will make 800 dollars

[glacial haven]

literally coming back for the rest of em

[fast garden]

i have random 20 dollar items in tf2

[stark torrent]

After a suicide wave they send in a plague to wipe the rest

[fast garden]

chinese players for any game are so funny man

[stark torrent]

King gg what a good time to play tarkov and not csgo

[viral egret]

eft:

[short cove]

Fuck you

[glacial haven]

calling tarkov your mental health fallback is like calling a lit piece of dynamite your most prized possession, the fuck do you expect

[viral egret]

r u gonna be next or what

[soft coral]

[short cove]

Honestly quite incredible

[viral egret]

liisten man its a cute cat

[short cove]

Bro dident put me in the ping list

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

They are super competitive and take everything very seriously which is why in the eyes of the humble East European they are laughed at with finger pointing

[fast garden]

you are NOT invited to saint james island im sorry

[short cove]

I mean clearly

[viral egret]

refusal of entry into israel

[fast garden]

passport seized at the border

[glacial haven]

paid extra for the crew to remove his seat

[stark torrent]

you are visiting here man

i see you once every 3 days and u say some shit about plumbing or whatever

[soft coral]

if he visits balkans at least most houses have chicken pens for him to sleep in

[stark torrent]

and the shitter next to it

god bless

[fast garden]

we got rid of our chickens a while ago but we have a nice coop

[viral egret]

pig pens for the food

[stark torrent]

fucking romania over 60% yard toilets cause no plumbing

fucking medieval times

[short cove]

I am here like semi regularly and post israeli or epstein memes

[fast garden]

thats rough man

[viral egret]

and

they're always

in the furthest reaches of the backyard

[soft coral]

look at the american talk

[cyan garnet]

grim

[viral egret]

so you have to run to it at night or shit yourself

[stark torrent]

HOW TO MAKE SHITTER - ROMANIAN TECH

1. DIG BIG HOLE
2. SHIT

[viral egret]

or the covenant fucks yos

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Not even septic tanks?

[viral egret]

not even

[fast garden]

what are you getting at

[soft coral]

ya mum

[fast garden]

my third world country is better than yours surely

[viral egret]

listen bro

youre moving here and like

[soft coral]

WOAH

[glacial haven]

whoops

[short cove]

Just straight in the ground water?

[glacial haven]

wrong gif

[soft coral]

AYYYYYYYYYYYY

[viral egret]

WOOAH

[soft coral]

MOTS

[fast garden]

i barely saw that

man

[remote fox]

AY

[stark torrent]

they have those nowadays yeah i think its even required by law but some people literally live worse than in medieval times, are poor and idk so yeah they dont do shit

[viral egret]

dude not even

you move here and u have no job

[soft coral]

COOOMSSS

[viral egret]

there arent enough toilets

[short cove]

man my internet so slow it dident even load 😔

[viral egret]

to plumb

[glacial haven]

open a ticket, see what happens

[fast garden]

black men twerking allowed in tarkov released

[viral egret]

@glacial haven that's a nice gif though ill take it

i know a friend who needs it

[soft coral]

idfc

[cyan garnet]

finally

[soft coral]

who opens a ticket

[glacial haven]

happy to help

[stark torrent]

Damn dude i remember 3 ppl died after they fell into the septic tank

[fast garden]

opening ticket is for pussies man

[stark torrent]

the fumes must have been devilish

[viral egret]

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

melting your fucking eyes

[glacial haven]

probably right after xal used the toilet

[short cove]

I got a license to license and check septic tanks

[stark torrent]

what a shit way to die

[fast garden]

xal trying to escape the allegations and then his brother brings him more maccies

[viral egret]

youre gonna fall in one

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-67-brainrot-GDIEPuMGKgqiltEw68

[soft coral]

nah this is it we actually need to behead you

[cyan garnet]

I know of a guy who was boiled alive after jumping in a water tank during a bushfire

Super grim

[glacial haven]

At this point I am certain they are trying to figure out how much they can feed him until he clogs the toilet or breaks it clean in half

[stark torrent]

Russian lying he got big mac in reality he got some fucking дерьмовый бургер

[glacial haven]

Stress testing the piping

[fast garden]

what is the ahmenhotep

[viral egret]

when he opens the big mac box and its a draft paper

[soft coral]

Вкусно и точка is what its called

[granite coral]

📚 Imhotep

The masculine [incarnation] of an Egyptian [totem pole] that turns [invisible] when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.

How [tall] is Imhotep? [Unfortunately], Imhotep is [invisible].

[soft coral]

aka

"yummy and that's it"

[viral egret]

imogen mentioned

[granite coral]

📚 Imogen

Imogens are soooo cute and adorable. Their singing voices are really beautiful and sweet, you could just sit and listen to her singing all day. Imogen’s are super pretty on the inside and out, if one walks past you, you just stop and stare for a moment to admire how pretty they are. They are so caring and kind, they are always there for you when you need them most, they can make a huge impact on your life in just one [conversation].

They have a great sense of humour and always tend to make you smile or laugh. You can always trust her and she makes you feel so special. It’s like as if all your fears go away when talking with her. If you have a friend or more than that called Imogen, never let them go, they really are [something amazing] that you will love getting to know and will love [getting closer] to

[I know] an Imogen, [I am the] luckiest [person] in this world!!

[short cove]

Worst is like, you got basically ALL the viruses, bacteria, parasites and fungi in there which anyone had that shit in it or washed things off.

They legit got “how did we get here” before dying off like 15 different infections.

[viral egret]

this aint the imogen i know

[fast garden]

imogen heap

[viral egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5qqII8B-e6A

[fast garden]

ah

okay

[viral egret]

the fatty doesn't care for the taste

[stark torrent]

Consume product then consume product

[viral egret]

bro doesnt even shit its a loss of weight

he needs to hit the higher numbers

[glacial haven]

you guys know those puzzle mats that people use for dogs to slow down their eating habits?

[fast garden]

lol

[viral egret]

wouildnt help xal

he'd eat the mat

[soft coral]

where u going with this blood

[viral egret]

"i thought it looked delicious"

[remote fox]

Do you think the CEO of McDonalds would eat the Russian burgers?

[glacial haven]

nowhere, just asking

[soft coral]

riiight

[glacial haven]

me personally, i am just relaxed

[fast garden]

"good boy xalrider"
-sniper

[blazing basin]

Meaning - calorie bomb and lab chemicals with 0 (zero) nutrition

[viral egret]

honestly if anything the russian burgers probably have real meat in them

the american ones are probably caardboard with like baby blood or whatever

[glacial haven]

we'll see who has the last laugh when you have to clean up the ass of an elderly dude after he had 7 puddings and about 5 different meds

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[fast garden]

im so used to eating fucking soyburgers from my michelle obama sponsored school lunches

[viral egret]

i miss our school lunches

the fucking

[blazing basin]

Michael Obama

[fast garden]

i already did it like 7 times for my class alone man

[viral egret]

rock-hard bread that qualified as a lethal weapon in 4 countries

[fast garden]

not even paying me for that

[viral egret]

and the milk that made you shatter the toilets

[stark torrent]

OIGHT GUYS SO I WOKE UP

HAD SOME FUCKING PANCAKES WITH BACON

[viral egret]

@stark torrent iti aduci aminte de cornurile alea caramida

[stark torrent]

oiling my shotgun barrel while i kept the truck on in the driveway cause fuck the fumes and fuck the gas prices

[glacial haven]

hope the next one has more ammo loaded while you're inspecting the damage

[fast garden]

HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

[viral egret]

i am hitting a fucking xalrider

i'm eating too much

[fast garden]

im so fucking hungry man

what do i go eat

[viral egret]

protein

[fast garden]

do i go get a monster burger from hardees

the hardees 2 minutes from my house

across from the hospital

[viral egret]

fuc do you guys have in america

[blazing basin]

do you not have groceries in your house? make a fuhhin meal

[viral egret]

so sad i wasnt there to hear it myself

[glacial haven]

crippling debt and a healthcare system that you're scared of utilising

and diabetes

[soft coral]

nearly choked on my chips oh god

[viral egret]

i was busy cutting logs with the chainsaw

probably why my nose keeps releasing venom-colored mucus

[fast garden]

my dad keeps having to do software updates on his truck man

its so fucked

[viral egret]

imagine we play tomorrow ad it hits that hooooonk again

[glacial haven]

Ford?

[fast garden]

next if my car cannot connect to wifi it blows up

[viral egret]

it's gonna be insane

[fast garden]

worse

chevy

[glacial haven]

damn

[fast garden]

its just modern vehicles man

[glacial haven]

that chevy probably felt like a premium ride for the first couple of meters until it left the dealerships premise

[fast garden]

mines been fine after the third or fourth antitheft device was pulled off of it

[stark torrent]

@soft coral

[viral egret]

probably get another

[stark torrent]

ghost of thugshima is nice

[fast garden]

they knew i was around too many romanians

[viral egret]

negotiator

[glacial haven]

they didn't even want to steal the fucking car

[viral egret]

just put tripwires

youre american grenades are probably legal enough

[glacial haven]

they just stole the anti theft device and bounced

[soft coral]

you have no honor

[fast garden]

i wish coop bannerlord was real

[stark torrent]

dead game

[fast garden]

true

[stark torrent]

i wish it was a good single player game

[soft coral]

I wish women were good people

[stark torrent]

didnt even get that

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/k10JzuxvLoM?is=vhsclaUREN9SNQsp

@soft coral real?

[stark torrent]

they released the DLC now its time to let the game die gg

[soft coral]

why does the german twink ping me

[glacial haven]

speaking of games, Marathon is still going strong

[fast garden]

into the ground maybe

[soft coral]

oh yeah very real

[fast garden]

goython

[short cove]

Because i asked you a question

[glacial haven]

43k players rn

[short cove]

Damn i have to jobminimize

[glacial haven]

Not bad

[soft coral]

I wake up at 9

nto 1

[fast garden]

[short cove]

How many is abi rocking rn

[soft coral]

I have games to play

[fast garden]

thats fucking terrible man

its cut in half since launch

and we know the majority players is actually steam and not console

bungie is fucked gg

[glacial haven]

not trying to sound rude but i am not a search engine

[fast garden]

they just dropped the 4th map too i think

[glacial haven]

I don't think they'll demolish the company

Or maybe they will, who knows

[short cove]

Rn at a crisp 25k or so

[fast garden]

bungie is fucked man seriously

[glacial haven]

After the dogshit they produced in the past few years, I honestly don't really mind if they go under

[fast garden]

i wanted a destiny 3 and this is what happened

granted

it would have never been good

bungie is a horrid company with a handful of talented people that are turbo nerds

[glacial haven]

Just do the overwatch move, rename Destiny 2 to 3 and vault a bit more content

Maybe block like 1/3 of the screen behind a monthly paywall

[fast garden]

bungie is like the hitler of mtx

battlepass with one character skin and some gun recolors

15 dollars iirc

skin that just makes you red

15 dollars

??

[glacial haven]

I don't know how Destiny 2 managed to survive that fucking long but it still is going strong, they can still pull 70 - 100k for some episodes

At this point you guys literally deserve to be scammed

[fast garden]

where are you pulling that fake ass number from

d2 dropped under 10k for the first time ever recently

[glacial haven]

That's not even a year ago

They can apparently still pull something

[fast garden]

that had to have been the renegades dlc right

sec

[glacial haven]

Edge of fate

At least it says on the website, idk

[fast garden]

is this not at all alarming

this game is fucked

[blazing basin]

How are yall?

[glacial haven]

I mean, if those 300k bought the episode, that's a nice sum of cash

[fast garden]

stockholm syndrome is the only reason people were even still playing the last 2 "episodes"

[fast garden]

that spike should be the uh

final shape dlc

final hurrah that more or less finished the main story

[glacial haven]

~29€

At the very low end, ~15€

[fast garden]

?

[glacial haven]

Destiny 2: The Final Shape, isn't that it?

[fast garden]

they have cut the prices down but they were like, 50-60 on launch

[glacial haven]

Ah, then that's even better

The website only has 2 years of data

[fast garden]

see

the problem is

its not destiny 2 years or 1 year ago thats the problem

its destiny now man

they have indefinitely postponed shit for the game

they said they were gonna drop some road map

also "delayed"

last several updates have been like, 1-3 patch notes total

[glacial haven]

They still managed to survive throughout all of that, even if they made a bunch of mistakes, the community is still stupid enough to return, at least a part of it

100k out of 300k is still a good pull, maybe not the best it could've been but it's still great

As if the company is going to show more respect for a community that just blindly throws cash at them, even if everything they do isn't what they promised

[fast garden]

and within the last 3 monthsthe game has tanked

and there is no word on anything

[glacial haven]

Well, they now have Marathon

[fast garden]

that is dropping players fast

[glacial haven]

Idk, it's not that bad, the game just released, maybe after cooking a bit longer in the oven it actually becomes good

It's a game made by new-age Bungie, so that is massive cope

But who knows

[fast garden]

i cant be the only one tired of having to wait for games to cook to be good

[soft coral]

NO STEAM I"M NOT INTERESTED IN FEMBOY FUTA MANIA I JUST WANNA SEE THE GAMES ON SALE

[glacial haven]

Broski, I have stopped actively playing games for nearly 3 years now because most of the shit that releases is lowkey unplayable

[fast garden]

every new game is a gamble

[glacial haven]

And Nvidia or Windows isn't helping by making their drivers and operating system completely unstable

[soft coral]

but the OG doom isn't unplayable

get to slaying demons

[glacial haven]

How the fuck am I supposed to get hyped for anything if I always have to question the purchase I just made

Some games even know about the 2 hour steam refund limit, they give you interesting content for exactly 2 - 3 hours

After that it becomes absolutely tedious

[fast garden]

i dont really know the last time i was super excited for the release of a new game

i came around to nioh 3 shortly after and it was a good game and great experience but i wasnt really looking for it

[glacial haven]

I do, it was Dead Island 2 because I waited since 2016

[fast garden]

i had fun with that game

[glacial haven]

Was the game great? Not really. But my younger self would've still loved it, so I played it till the end

[fast garden]

it was decent

same

[glacial haven]

It wasn't bad but it wasn't great

[fast garden]

i played the fuck out of the other two dead islands so much

[fast garden]

me and a friend every summer would do a playthrough

[stark torrent]

i cant im crying laughing

[glacial haven]

Same, both on my console and my computer

[stark torrent]

at the TTS

hahahaha

[glacial haven]

Idk, maybe gaming will have a resurrection but before that happens, hardware needs to become affordable again

[soft coral]

well theyre right

[fast garden]

i have a lot of console friends that are wating on the steam cube

[glacial haven]

And that's not optional, they can't enhance graphics on every Unreal Engine major release and then expect me to pay 5K€ just to play the games made with it

[short cove]

Flashback to the steam reccomends for eft

Wasent it like legit top of the line hardware

[fast garden]

at least they arent lying

[short cove]

Like a fucking 14900k / ryzen equivalent and 5090

[glacial haven]

And I am honestly blaming the studios, it's not Unreal Engine, some of it may be partially their fault but definitely not all of it

[fast garden]

mmmmm lumen

[short cove]

Honestly they should kind of carter to the steam average

[glacial haven]

It's just like Denuvo, RE9 used it, I haven't seen many people struggling to play it, quite the opposite, seems like if you don't obfuscate every single fucking function that gets called every few ms, you won't have issues

[fast garden]

im nervous about crimson desert for that

[glacial haven]

It's just companies doing shit and then forwarding the issues to you

Will they ever get fixed? Most likely not, no.

[glacial haven]

Buy it, play it for 2 hours, if it's unplayable, refund it and wait

[fast garden]

i love steam man

[glacial haven]

But the worst part of 2026 until now is that Apple is now the affordable desktop option

[stark torrent]

oof

[glacial haven]

The 600 or 700€ Macbook Neo, their M2, M3, M4 line up, the Mac Minis, they are all way more affordable than your average gaming computer

And more powerful because your average gaming computer now has about 16gb of ram to run Windows

(if that, maybe less and the company that made the ram may or may not be called XinXeRam)

[fast garden]

but do they actually have decent specs otherwise for gaming

[glacial haven]

That M4 chip can rip through quite a few extremely intensive tasks, not even kidding, it's actually really fucking impressive

Look at this shit, M4 Chip, 10 CPU Cores, 10 GPU Cores, 16gb ram, 619€

[fast garden]

i mean like

[glacial haven]

And 16gb of ram on MacOS get you way further than on Windows

[fast garden]

knowing nothing ab this m4 chip

what would you expect tarkov performance to be with it

thats a benchmark we are all familiar with

[glacial haven]

MacOS is more-so made for running intensive tasks rather than gaming but you can game on them, someone even managed to get 50 fps in Cyberpunk 2077 on the Macbook Neo somehow

And that one runs the fucking iPhone 16 chip

[short cove]

Isent is so that many games dont work on mac os?

Or am i thinking of linux here

[glacial haven]

MacOS has a pretty good community of people that make Windows VMs extremely easy to use and they are pretty seamless

I used them before, Parallels

It honestly worked just as good as natively

[short cove]

I mean if you give a chip more room to breathe it works better

[glacial haven]

And any Apple system runs Arm, which is just the cherry on top

[short cove]

Werent there chinese n shit which took laptop 5090s and so

Ripped the dies and put them in 5090s for desktops

Which pretty much works due to the laptop ones being undervolted and thermalthrottling their ass off?

[glacial haven]

It's about the chip itself, they took some phone chip and put it into a Macbook for 699€ and it can play Cyberpunk 2077

Comparing that to a 5090 stacked laptop is a bit much, the 5090 alone could buy 5 or more of those macbooks

Funny enough, people that run AI have been buying those Mac Minis as well because they are that powerful for the price to performance ratio they give lmao

[short cove]

I got no real clue about chip manufacturing but i imagine that they built it to already not take lots of energy and work with bad cooling

So when it can get propper voltage and coolage you can overclock it pretty well

To get more performance

[glacial haven]

That would require the silicon to even be able to offer that kinda performance in the first place, you're missing the point that we're talking about a chip that is usually put into some phone.

I rarely glaze Apple for their decisions, I have an iPhone and I am happy with it but usually their prices were outrageous, this time they did the exact opposite of what they'd usually do

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @short cove @fast garden Have you everthought about the fact that
our phone doesn't feel heavier when the storage is full?

isn't that concerning?

[glacial haven]

so you're telling me i can't get random disks from the landfill and load random data on them to create cheap fitness equipment that I can configure by loading more data on it?

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1483201487680176329/VID_20260316_133124_008.mp4?ex=69b9ba87&is=69b86907&hm=7ddda8f2275987e615381c046bc93ff3137cdb9137afcb8e682c1b90c36101f8&

[short cove]

I think the weight of the entire internet is actually like sub 25g or something

I think it is even closer to like 5 or something

Shit weighs nothing

[short cove]

I am just mildly pissed of their regional pricing

Like in america the thing is 500$

And here its 700€

[glacial haven]

Before tax, keep that in mind

[short cove]

While euro is like 11% more powerfull or smth

[short cove]

Yeah but tax isent like 100$

[glacial haven]

Can range from 500 to 550, which then makes it a 150 value difference, as for currency strength, well

[short cove]

Its just mildly annoying

[glacial haven]

Be happy you life in Germany, if you'd live in Turkey or something, you'd be even more outraged

They pay a premium on top of the 3 other premiums

[short cove]

True but then id also get housing for cheap while only having to tick one singular name at a ballot

Because there is no other name on the ballot

[glacial haven]

Yes, cheap housing but that still doesn't negate the massive price hikes, we're talking double or triple what you pay over here for tech

[short cove]

But imagine living in turkey and getting german kindergeld

Shit must be a fucking paradise

[short cove]

I got a fella in egypt

He can NOT afford a new phone

[glacial haven]

You could be doing the exact same, there's a reason why we're not doing it, Turkey, while it has a few nice spots most likely, is a shithole

At least that's my reason, you start over there with she/her and they'll dig you a hole, leave your head exposed and then they'd play cricket with stones

[fast garden]

isnt the difference that tax in america is shown at checkout since it depends on many factors, but there its just specific to the country

so instead you get to see tax already in the price

[short cove]

True true

[glacial haven]

You likely have some stupid ass service charges over there as well whenever you order from Apple

[fast garden]

also true

[glacial haven]

For you over there it's all hidden in stupid ass service charges

[short cove]

I just realised that after typing my message and dident wanted to look like a retard so i hoped i wouldent get called out on it

[fast garden]

yeah like

[short cove]

19%

So 600

[fast garden]

you see 700 euros and 500 dollars but we get to checkout and it ends up being 800 dollars

once all the other shit adds up

cuz theres federal and state taxes

[glacial haven]

And to be fair, we get 2 years minimum warranty, they are literally forced to give that to us as the absolute bare minimum

[fast garden]

thats shit costs extra always here lmao

[glacial haven]

Over there you either pay a stupid amount extra or get like 5 days and the middle finger shown if you come to them within those 5 days

[fast garden]

"feminine presenting"

https://tenor.com/view/tish-bri-gif-8989407742432775903

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/thatjan-marillytw-jarhead-stare-gif-3253891549946439794

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-tired-exhausted-eyes-no-sleep-gif-17653913

[blazing basin]

like flies to shit

[keen sparrow]

the layers to this joke, lmao

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[ancient marsh]

"i like marathon because nobody bullies me"

loserrrrrr

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/adults-loving-gif-27104820

Taking bets, this will be a tourist cosplayer account

Every fucking time bro

Anyone who ever says anything about "muh community" rarely gives a fuck about the actual game

[keen sparrow]

TIL Telegram links get you nuked here

Never would've guessed

[ancient marsh]

i got a 24hr like 3 times

instantly revoked of course because me and the mods go to the same synagogue

[keen sparrow]

Iedy is jewish?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/adultswim-3og0ICJy5uWPzPrIiY

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent speak a lil hebrew for em edmond

[keen sparrow]

will you be partaking in this years pesach?

it is a mitzvah commanded by torah after all

same apparently

I like how it says

yeah, half a day

[mossy coral]

I am experiencing

Skill issue

Truly these bots are clearly hacking, only explanation

[keen sparrow]

you left SAIN on default yes? and you said you put PMCs on hard?

[mossy coral]

I uh, lowered it to default

[keen sparrow]

i told you bro, these AI PMCs fucking bark

[mossy coral]

Yeeeep

[keen sparrow]

you haven't uninstalled so it must not be all bad

[mossy coral]

lol, I haven't gotten to that part of the Tarkov experience just yet

[keen sparrow]

did you go USEC or BEAR

[mossy coral]

USEC

[keen sparrow]

k, be careful going to lighthouse

[mossy coral]

Oh do the factions actually make a difference?

[keen sparrow]

i shall say no more

[mossy coral]

[keen sparrow]

the journey is the destination

[mossy coral]

I did manage a neat extraction, got shot to shit and used up all my ammo, sprinted dodging bullet to the extract with a bag full of not very good loot

Got an AK 74 though

But it got the adrenaline going for sure

[keen sparrow]

For what it's worth, my 'learn the game' maps were Shoreline and Streets.

you may even pick up the dynamic maps mod just to grease the skids a bit

[mossy coral]

Yeah considering it

[keen sparrow]

also grab anything with 'backport' in the name, lol

so that you'll have all the 1.0 shit

[mossy coral]

WTT stuff?

[keen sparrow]

yeah, that team put all the 1.0 guns/ gear and items into 4.0

[mossy coral]

Badass

[keen sparrow]

because as of right now SPT can't become 1.0

so atleast it has the semblance of being 1.0

Still can't get the gilded ceiling for prestige 6 though

[keen sparrow]

took me a second, i was thinking like "air intake"?

filtered

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://youtu.be/C30ilFdOVNk?si=JlEHymKzOLPKYB4T&t=59

timestamp

[keen sparrow]

How far were those helmet checks from Reshala, wtf

100 maybe 150 meters?

[ancient marsh]

honestly a bot play by cooldee

repeeking boss AI from that range

after they already spotted him

[keen sparrow]

yeah you're supposed to reposition when you get spotted while sniping

[ancient marsh]

wait question

i wonder

for best ending

are you supposed to do coop on pmc?

or does doing on scav also count

[mossy coral]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

Ack

I put the wrong drive in the alpha container

SAS drive instead of the mission Hard drive

[keen sparrow]

pot GZ again, lmaooo

its okay, as soon as you think you're done with that map, you'll be told to go fetch wine

[ancient marsh]

mission items dont go in the inventory dumbass

they go into the task tab

[cyan garnet]

Kill 20 pmcs on lighthouse to access cuck island

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

I should of done punisher 4 with it kms

[mossy coral]

They don't go in the inventory in the raid itself?

[keen sparrow]

lol, no

but you still lose them when you die

[keen sparrow]

you'll see the task inventory under the task tab

[ancient marsh]

good that they don't because some quest items weigh like 10 kilos

but because they arent an item themselves

they actually weigh nothing when picked up

[mossy coral]

The traders send us to go pick up a bag of cement mix from the hardware store for them or something?

Though good to know

[fast garden]

are you 100% positve about that

because im 99% sure theres some fuck ass heavy mainstory/lightkeeper quest items that have put me overweight

[ancient marsh]

10000% i tested it with the airplane case

[fast garden]

ahhh

[ancient marsh]

it's like 10 kilo but it didnt add weight

flight recorded is 4.7kilo it says

case itself is 7

[fast garden]

makes me wonder if there is some random odd one out or if im schitzo

or maybe me asking the question before is why you tested it lmao

[short cove]

Peak ragebait tbh

[short cove]

Peak game design huh?

[fast garden]

peak dangle from a fan

[ancient marsh]

banned for transphobia ggs

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

cant even do that the roof will break on him

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden are we gonna do snowball tonight

you balding bastard

respectfully

[fast garden]

I hope so man

[ancient marsh]

where were you yestedya man

[fast garden]

My heart can take anymore

Blood pressure is through the roof day 4 of 11/13

[ancient marsh]

ahhaha

that's just american breakfast bro

chicken and waffles

[fast garden]

Actual mental illness breakfast designed by big poultry

But it’s 1:30 am for me too much deadlock and the finals

Time to sleep for 10 hours

[ancient marsh]

nothing like 1500 calories of bullshit to start the day

[mossy coral]

I can't judge other nations food habits, I've been infected by the british and legitimately look foward to beans on toast for breakfast

[keen sparrow]

y'all mother fuckers eat like the bombs are still dropping

[keen sparrow]

waffles sure, but chicken?

usually it's eggs with waffles or pancakes

[mossy coral]

Waffles are honestly a b tier food, nothing like the glorious pancake

[keen sparrow]

I make my son a french omelette with a sliced orange or sliced banana every morning.

blueberries, strawberries. pretty much eggs with fruit every morning

[viral egret]

make him a japanese one next

[mossy coral]

God damn, that sounds rather nice

[viral egret]

the one you split down the middle

idk how its called

[keen sparrow]

omurice

That's expert level egg magick

[mossy coral]

Famously difficult to make

[viral egret]

so close

i have to do old duke next ffs

[mossy coral]

Devourer of Gods theme is peak btw

[viral egret]

yeah

on infernum its gonna be a blast (gonna keep hearing iitover and over for 20 tries)

damn old duke iis hard

[hollow patrol]

wtf is a xg07 mars

or actually any of these past calamitas

did i miss a calamity update

or are these other mods

[viral egret]

added by WoTG

mutant is from fargo's soul

so is abomm

[mossy coral]

What the fuck are those

Biblical type shit

[viral egret]

superbosses

[mossy coral]

Actually nameless deities design kinda fucks actually

[hollow patrol]

ok i see

[viral egret]

it's pretty much god

[hollow patrol]

god more like nerd

[viral egret]

wtf

my rig came with 0 plates in it

the plates came separate

wtf?

@compact knoll reserve isso fun

i killed a guy and got a maxed out (ish) nl

and class 6

but kolontay zeroed it

lmfao

[compact knoll]

👍

[viral egret]

killa kills me theu a wall after i kill tagilla and shturman

i can definetly do this though

just surprised killa didn't die

BP is enough to kill tagilla aswell i fucked him up on the stairs

i just need better armor and altyn maybe i can do it

imma wait fory ou guys to hop on and do it with yall nd iedy

after we do thees and iedy's

wtf

[mossy coral]

You buying from Sidorovich?

[viral egret]

no from insurance

fat bastard prapor stole em

what the fuck?

and theres a cheater gg

since when do cultists spawn on ground zero btw

ive never seen them here before

died with 2 keycards and so much bp

[cyan garnet]

since always

it's normally 3%

[viral egret]

wtf

but i did scav raid late aswwell

insane

[cyan garnet]

Yea i think ive only ever seen them there once without buffed spawns

[mossy coral]

Lol

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IndieDev/s/ngYaFVepZQ

@ancient marsh congrats on your game release

[ancient marsh]

thank you thank you

[pliant thorn]

#📎to-do message

It's over

[compact knoll]

Took the shiities part of tarkov

[soft coral]

gamma getting tarkov-ied over time will genuinely ruin the modpack

some of the tarkov mods genuinely have NO place in gamma and should stay the fk away

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret are u home today

[viral egret]

yes

[ancient marsh]

wanna do some tarkov

[viral egret]

sure

[ancient marsh]

on lh

i wanna try to unlock lk maybe?

[viral egret]

gonna get sbih then

[ancient marsh]

lets get on in like 15 mins

[viral egret]

did u do np2

[ancient marsh]

no i gotta plant the receivers

[viral egret]

ill go try to get the last shit i jneed for np1 so we can do at the same time

i think its lie 2 ec and a gphone

instead of gphone i find gpu bruh

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden massive bug with scavving

you have a chance to lose everything when you exfil out

had a gpu and the EC's i needed to almost finish np1

it just left me with the normal starting gear my scav had

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

wilding good game

[compact knoll]

Gamma is 50% tarkov

[soft coral]

more or less

as I said

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

it's been getting progressively tarkov-ied

[viral egret]

all pcs on gz

no ECs

another gpu

no phone either

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

is it time

[viral egret]

ye

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

come tarkov fucking fat bitch

[stark torrent]

dont count me in , im busy with shit

[hallow stream]

Holy shit he went from playing slop to eating slop

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058

[ancient marsh]

died to cheater ggs

[little flame]

gg

[little flame]

i jumped forwards and back and he headshotted me first shot through wood

rofl

[ancient marsh]

one shot thru class 5 with m62

ggs generational talent

thru altyn

[remote fox]

He is a King

[ancient marsh]

bro im banned from socializing again

alo?

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221588592844079104/1482906618726453438/act9teaser.mp4?ex=69baa228&is=69b950a8&hm=757eba7e68dad04e30ed797386981ff0eca7895f71ab48cbe86a49389129771f&

@little flame

teaser

[stark torrent]

hihi

[viral egret]

ran thru the same place a guy was camping

🤔

blown up by landmines

[viral egret]

turbo mega epstein

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cubs-win-gif-1499441812138180596

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-crying-crying-baby-ugly-cry-gif-10129691745685996543

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353055485355364372/1483399972803182702/224BBDF3-A091-4157-AFE7-0523690D3373.png?ex=69ba7361&is=69b921e1&hm=f4b3d3be516a4c9d2aaa7a89f7e5c8278ad5a50891a440d50cc6ab87fbd4f53f&

[stark torrent]

Based

[keen sparrow]

"it still lags a bit when transferring large stacks of items to a big inventory"

so nothing changed.

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

i wish lass could have an update instead of russians being banned

[keen sparrow]

?

[fast garden]

every time i check the lass thread man

somebody catching a mute

[keen sparrow]

well i mean

that maybelline guy is a huge asshole. is it them?

I wish lass could have good third person textures, lol

[cyan garnet]

Holy unemployed

[keen sparrow]

how's someone play for 11,000 hours and their survival rate is 30%

[fast garden]

they are not normal

[keen sparrow]

" "

so it's like a bell curve

[fast garden]

exactly

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden while im not there can u check somehow if goons are still all maps

[fast garden]

i have no idea how to verify and im not getting anything substantial off of goon tracker sites

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

so important

forgot about this

transit bug, now patched, never showed up on surv rate

so if people were spamming transit bug, and everyone was, not reflected in the top left surv rate for pmc

so my actual surv rate is 70%, and other peoples might be highe r

[keen sparrow]

so does that mean transit is 'safer' than extract? or is that survivorship bias

[fast garden]

tends to be

maps like reserve have easy transits but shit exfils

everyone just did transit bug

[keen sparrow]

yeah fuck reserve extracts fr fr

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh bubba u back?

[fast garden]

im gonna bust man

its been like 20 raids and seen goons once

looking for knight since raid 5ish

[soft coral]

mom and dad were watching a show with questions and one of the questions was which book inspired hte russian film stalker

neat

[stark torrent]

Cryon : How did he see me i was completely hidden in the grass

[soft coral]

bro got the ⚠️ HIT HERE ⚠️ hat

[viral egret]

"how did he see me when im crouched and out of sight"
the dangly white ball ontop of the santa hat

[soft coral]

u like dangly white balls dont u

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

It is done ggs

[fast garden]

i had a heart attack and the ambulance was more expensive than buying the shirt from ragman

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll come night factory for marked keys

[compact knoll]

im good

playing

[fast garden]

i am now predator

[ancient marsh]

clothing reflects legal status

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

god saved me

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

i uuuh

thought it was a scav

yes that's it

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

buying this for her

[viral egret]

hit bro so hard

left him stiffed up

[keen sparrow]

Okay, russian guns kinda fuck now

[fast garden]

poor gun

im sorry my sweet little ak

[viral egret]

bro this is disgusting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412848288733986828/1464743159803150589/attachment.gif

[keen sparrow]

how?

because it's setup the same way it would be IRL?

oh sorry, let me put a pistol laser on the bottom rail fucking retards

[viral egret]

it wouldnt

they cant even afford half of those attachments

[ancient marsh]

my brother who was doing contract work said they were supposed to get night vision when driving trucks but werent given any because "they would prolly lose them"

[keen sparrow]

I'd rather my supply lines be able to function at night than worry about a few sets of NODs getting lost

[blazing basin]

Xal's brother is a Wagner troop?

[ancient marsh]

sorry, cousin*

[fast garden]

and you are not russian so gg

[blazing basin]

damn

rip

[viral egret]

american tries to be russian butchers the ak

real russian runs naked ak

[ancient marsh]

real russians run naked*

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-yes-relieved-gif-10273384

instead of pickle soup i get to eat BBQ

based

Oh hey, live gets SPT features, nice

[fast garden]

do it now man

[viral egret]

cant wait to get turned into a

[keen sparrow]

I love BD

It’s so jarring after years of hearing panic in the voicelines

These motheruckers just sound completely un-phased

[viral egret]

bruh its as if they're trained for it

elite british operators vs retard pmcs

[keen sparrow]

Okay even trained dudes freak out a bit irl in helmet cam footage

BD guys are like automatons

Iirc they don’t even have pain grunts

[next temple]

One of my friends who is a german tried to unironically join them

He is not a smart person

[viral egret]

wrong reich

maybe i shoulldn't say that

[ancient marsh]

🐘

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/sas-rogue-heroes-sas-paddy-mayne-в-стойло-gif-9695647732297780699

Yeah but no, he is not a smart person

I liked him and all but he was way too eager to eat up russian state propaganda

[ancient marsh]

3 teammates died to cheater

and god's chosen xalrider gets away with 2 marked

[viral egret]

you will be next

[viral egret]

@hollow patrol

[gritty python]

they do it’s just like they’re perma painkilled so it’s like they stubbed a toe

[keen sparrow]

Cannonically?

[gritty python]

no idea abt that, just saying my experience when it comes to listening to one of them get shot by 15 scavs outside of armory lmao

[keen sparrow]

‘Its as if they’re trained for it’

Statements of the criminally deranged

[fast garden]

another mossad agent cheater down

[ancient marsh]

Big Ben pretended to be dead to run all bosses on reserve event

🇮🇱

[viral egret]

ON FACEMASK WITH M80 AND M80A111

LOOOOOOOKKKK

I WENT UP AND PUT THE GUN IN HIS MOUTH TOO

i am going to dangle this guy by the balls on lighthouse

he KILLED me in 1 faceshot with cbj

[keen sparrow]

is this your friend?

[viral egret]

no

i just died to him

on night factory

@glacial haven do oyu think this guy is legit or not

need a honest opinion

[glacial haven]

17.22 k/d

prestige 3 within less than 1k hours

[viral egret]

snowball too

[keen sparrow]

If i was dying to people like that i'd just play a different game

no sympathy

[viral egret]

sir

cbt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412848288733986828/1464743159803150589/attachment.gif

[glacial haven]

either that's an alt account of shroud or it's a cheater

[keen sparrow]

who told you to play this?

[viral egret]

its obv a cheater cause snwoball

lmao

[fast garden]

shroud lowk ass at this game

[viral egret]

who even shroud

for the record its sarcastic

[glacial haven]

just a random ex-esports player i had on mind

[fast garden]

hes played in the past

[viral egret]

bro not even prime s1mple can get that performance

if he was as good at tarkov as he was at csgo

[fast garden]

but his viewers didnt like the game

[glacial haven]

It's a joke, cryon

[viral egret]

sorry i dont get sarcasm sometimes

[keen sparrow]

What a time to be alive

[fast garden]

smugglers are neutral if max karma scav

supposedly no penalty for killing either

will test

my scav spawned with a locked case

based

[gritty python]

incredibly based

[fast garden]

yea no rep loss

died to some 300 hour retard that cant listen

americans are so fucking stupid man

wheres my fucking water man

[keen sparrow]

I thought magic rings were supposed to make the wearer disappear

not disappear themselves

[fast garden]

hmmmm

blue flares on reserve

[keen sparrow]

it's so true, lmao

[fast garden]

i havent used a 9x39 yet but they did buff them to make them overheat a bit less now

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

imma steal that

that's up there with 'i'd eat her toenails' and, 'i'd tongue punch her fart-box'

[soft coral]

use single ply toilet paper
Be a man.
@keen sparrow @fast garden

[fast garden]

i dont like my fingers up my ass man

maybe that works for you

[keen sparrow]

cut to me taking a shit naked because imma hop in the shower right after

[soft coral]

OOOKAY TIMEOUT

[soft coral]

nah das rookie stuff
i shove it back in and shit it back out again

like a man

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/larryzzz-gif-11994386387369713639

[soft coral]

horrendeous post after that sentence

maybe we need to kill you

[keen sparrow]

i give it two hours max before iedy kicks me into brainfart again

[soft coral]

2 hour? thats stretching it a bit

[keen sparrow]

that's why i said 'max'