💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

before its too late

i go shower

so i dont wakeup anyone else late at night

so i dont want any distractions

[fast garden]

you have some time bro its okay

[ancient marsh]

i will be quick

i go now

[fast garden]

i also showered

[ancient marsh]

get some other guys in too

intel folder off intel scav case

we call it the tel aviv swap

[viral egret]

i mean dont i have it low enough atm

[compact knoll]

Doesnt hurt to have it lower

[viral egret]

i mean im too lazy to do it aswell

[compact knoll]

Im gonna take a long time

[viral egret]

it takes like 110 minutes

10

[ancient marsh]

u just load in and go sit in bush

[viral egret]

bc this game is dogshit

[little flame]

im tired as fuuggg

[ancient marsh]

how hard can that be brother

[viral egret]

i am lazy

imma go do it

[compact knoll]

The dough is still setting

And then i still have to make the pizza itself

[ancient marsh]

you're not Peppino bro 🥀

[viral egret]

bro what

artyom not eating frozen pizza???

[ancient marsh]

bro thinks he's Papa John

[fast garden]

its okay man theres plenty other people here its prob just gonna be 10 boring ass raids anyway looking for bosses protect the president

[little flame]

nah ill join in whenever ur all on

just ping me

[fast garden]

whats the deal with crimson desert i thought it was like black desert 2 or something

[ancient marsh]

guys what if thee gets headshotted into his altyn, but he lives, raises his arm and says "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT"

[little flame]

uhh souls like ish black desert

iirc

[compact knoll]

Actually

Dont count me in

I might have something coming up later

[fast garden]

what about you @stark torrent

[viral egret]

can always count me in

ill join in for snowballs

[soft coral]

typa shit me and iedy would pull off deciding who gets to loot woods bunker
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden @native crypt

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @little flame @compact knoll @viral egret im here

washed off the gamer stench

all the skills gone

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DP2PfnXgOE8/?next=%2F

[viral egret]

ok

i just got 2 more rep loss things

[fast garden]

ura

[viral egret]

should be so low karma that partisan will try to find me every raid

what do u need left negotiator

goons partisan and zryrachiy

[compact knoll]

you should have a full squad

[viral egret]

?

[fast garden]

knight partisan and then zyr ofc

[compact knoll]

just get iedy to join

[viral egret]

ok

@stark torrent

whyd u leave

i saw u join

[stark torrent]

i dont think imma play more

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

i have smth to do for work as well and i gotta wake up at 6 tommorow we have exam simulations in our school and i have to be there early af

[viral egret]

gg

[stark torrent]

you guys can do it in 4 anyway , just play woods and get the canon fodder to check for goons first

[viral egret]

@little flame will u do 4 man

[soft coral]

turns out iedy lost

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-favorite-superman-super-homem-comic-panel-comic-gif-13399640615397087420

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-backshots-gif-1172518849162068669

[little flame]

sponge diihhh

[soft coral]

wtf happened

who inviteed the tasmanian devil inside their home

oh that's thee's braindead brother nvm

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362445662591123600/1408701135879016558/attachment.gif

[low iris]

lowkey the changes just benefit people who play more defensive

which is really gae

because nearly everyone does

[gritty python]

the rat meta is being encouraged

[blazing basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgqDYYi5kM

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh did you get snowball

[ancient marsh]

wrong guy

[compact knoll]

For thee

[ancient marsh]

oh

[compact knoll]

Yes or no

[ancient marsh]

no we couldnt find fucking knight

[compact knoll]

You just gave up?

[ancient marsh]

we looked for partizan for so long

found him

and then got him for 2 raids in a row after

[ancient marsh]

give up? no just went to bed

its late

[compact knoll]

Cryon low rep

[ancient marsh]

he stil has it

we'll do it tmrw

[compact knoll]

Yeah thats what I meant

[ancient marsh]

yeah we stopped for today

we'll do it tmorrow

[viral egret]

nope

he went for allee

each time

not even me

we dropped off stims and food and water for allee when he loads in and partisan head naped him off spawn

[compact knoll]

made pitzer

got a nasty fucking burn

[calm pollen]

You got snork hands

[compact knoll]

touche

[compact knoll]

ate whole pizza

now my chest hurts

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/suebzimmermanenterprise-sbz-sue-b-sueb-t263IlZLfiIyV8hv37

[compact knoll]

its even more white than my usual skin tone

i didnt know you could be even whiter

but here we are

[calm pollen]

ew

[viral egret]

make it a obrez

and it is the same gun i almost died to on woods

[calm pollen]

He brought this to interchange, I (not thinking too hard) sent a slug his way and slapped him right in the face, no helmet no mask just conked tf out

Easiest scav run ever

I think he might of been heading over to Power station because 4 smugglers spawn there almost every time

I myself haven't been too lucky in getting cases, I have all the keys I could want for like 8 locked boxes but I haven't found a single one

[low iris]

how odd

[hollow patrol]

@viral egret @stark torrent @ancient marsh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1473403761996333191/1482851239606620352/SPOILER_azqytPL1ZOBP_uCr.mp4?ex=69b87455&is=69b722d5&hm=71201c2903c0fb79a7f1b6ba08bfd5bbb76192738ded4b3be6f1b5fd7b8f689e&

https://tenor.com/view/bibi-calling-gif-281956845661696087

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stare-cooked-master-shifu-dwzbqcZT2IubAR6oRg

[remote fox]

He stopped playing because he wasn't having fun anymore, those changes totally didn't have anything to do with it.

[calm pollen]

How'd it go

[mossy coral]

Alright, I have downloaded and installed everything

Got SAIN, Looting bots, live flea prices, tarkov rare collectables, armands sense and a few other mods

I might get that progressive bots mod but not sure yet

I can't wait to spawn in and get domed my first firefight

By the way, SAIN is an insane mod, what the hell are modders smoking these days

I'd be impressed if SAINs AI was made by a AAA studio, let alone some dude modding a game

If the mod dev hasn't been snapped up by a studio or game dev team, they should be

[hollow patrol]

chud up bro

[gritty python]

sain is solarint iirc

longtime vet of both the stalker communities and tarkov

[mossy coral]

Badass

[keen sparrow]

we usually pop a bunch of DXM and then hit a bowl of Sour Diesel with a bit of Salvia sprinkled on top

[keen sparrow]

Solarint, author of SAIN has been scooped up for Incursion Red River btw

He's also the one that made the doppler shit for GAMMA iirc

[keen sparrow]

you should. totally should.

Especially because it will make the game feel like you're playing mid-wipe when you prestige

while you'll revert back to level 1 with timmy gear, the bots will still spawn on customs with SA58s and shit

it makes it way more fun

[mossy coral]

Is there any reason not to select the highest tier in the launcher? Unheard edition that is

I know it adds some stuff like the uh

GAMMA container

[keen sparrow]

just how easy of a start you want

pick unheard for braindead playthrough, lol

and don't forget to press F6 to set up your SAIN

[mossy coral]

I'll probably do default with hard PMCs

[keen sparrow]

turning off bot grenades does not work btw, lol

[mossy coral]

I'm not that good a FPS player

[keen sparrow]

i'd start with default, no other changes then, just to see where you're at

then start fucking with PMC difficulty

the scav AI is a bit of a joke, but the PMCs fucking bark, lol

[mossy coral]

Peak

[mossy coral]

Trying out harder PMC, I can always tone it down later if I keep getting my shit rocked

Huh

What map should I start with?

[keen sparrow]

Ground zero for tasks

have you ever played tarkov? like at all?

[native crypt]

Reserve 😊

[keen sparrow]

you're a bitch, lmao

[native crypt]

It's how I started

[mossy coral]

I have played precisely no tarkov

I have only seen the ocassional clip of tarkov throughout the years

[native crypt]

Beat and kill raiders for their shit

Anyway do gz for tasks and pull up maps and the wiki on a second monitor/phone

Or use the dynamic maps mod

[mossy coral]

Well rip, got killed by a guy I didn't even see

Perhaps venturing into ground zero at night in the rain without a light or nv was not a bright idea

Well at least I know I can run the game reasonably well

[fast garden]

man gets tarkov for the first time and instantly goes to spt

tomahawk missile

[mossy coral]

Nah, I got Tarkov for SPT, I am largely uninterested in actual tarkov

Even it's PVE mode

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-knife-gif-20026882

[keen sparrow]

yeah no

bro's gonna MIA his first raid if he goes reserve

If he doesn't die

[keen sparrow]

abosolutely kingly levels of based

[keen sparrow]

get fucked, lmaoooo

That's hilarious

[keen sparrow]

please tell me you bought the 45$ standard edition

[mossy coral]

Yep

[keen sparrow]

[mossy coral]

I aint got that much cash

[keen sparrow]

bro's gonna get the 250$ experience for only 45$

[hallow stream]

Nvm i can come up with a better analogy

[keen sparrow]

imagine having fun with the games you buy

[hallow stream]

Man gets car
Skips boring driving
Starts instantly drinking and driving

[mossy coral]

Wait what the fuck you need to pay extra for pve mode in actual tarkov?

[hallow stream]

Yes

[keen sparrow]

I would @ everyone if it wouldn't get me nuked

[keen sparrow]

because 98% of the people in this channel are terminally ill retards

[keen sparrow]

Because Nikita's empty garage says so

[keen sparrow]

a warning btw

about this channel.

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

[keen sparrow]

you are forever going to get shit on and treated like a second class citizen in this channel

[hallow stream]

How many times are you gonna ping this poor man and reply to the same message over and over

[keen sparrow]

by everyone in here but me (unless you're an idiot like valfucker)

[mossy coral]

Noted lol

[keen sparrow]

just chalk it up to buyer's remorse or something idk

ignore em

[hallow stream]

Its like when fent addicts get mad at heroin addicts

But its the same drug just lower quality

Wait a second

[keen sparrow]

also the fent addicts think they're cool and hardcore because they're using fent and not 'that weak nodder shit'

[hallow stream]

I deserve a nobel piece prize for the analogy

[keen sparrow]

when really it's all the same garbage downers

goated Tarkov timmy/SPT enjoyer enjoyer asks a real question without knowing how real it is.

hooooly fuck that's rich

man's hasn't even played for an hour and he already sees through BSG's bullshit

[fast garden]

?

[fast garden]

theres the pvp circlejerk, the spt circlejerk, and then paid pve for troglodyte drooler brainlets

good on you for at least being like "i dont actually want to play tarkov i want to play spt"

strong aura

vs

"i wanted to play tarkov but i suck ass so i try to make spt hard to make up for my lack of skill"

weak aura

just got abiotic factor with some friends

game seems way more interesting than i expected

excited to play new survival game that might not be ass

[keen sparrow]

the concept looks cool, but i can't get past the design/art-style

[fast garden]

i mean its literally just hl1/black mesa that classic shit

i think its kinda

hm

its not bothering me as much as i maybe thought it would have

[gritty python]

that game reminded my of cycle frontier a bit

similar at all?

[fast garden]

idk what that game is

[mossy coral]

Abiotic Factor is goated, I did a playthrough with an irl friend and we had a blast

[fast garden]

oh this fucking exfil shoote

bro this is a survival game

i dont know if theres really overlap between the two

[mossy coral]

Abiotic Factor is a kinda a linear survival game with story?

[gritty python]

moreso meant the setting n stuff lol

but word

[mossy coral]

Think half life 1 fascility but you are a scientist and want to escape

So you scavenge all the sci-fi bullshit and staplers from your office, build a stapler assault rifle and run away from the silent hill dimension

[fast garden]

i dont really know what the setting is but im not sure they are similar either

wasnt cycle frontier like some planet

[mossy coral]

There is also fishing and cooking minigames, because all games need those apparently

[fast garden]

alien planet type shit

[gritty python]

ye

dunno just going off of the random trailers ive seen lol

for abiotic

[fast garden]

yeah it is like half life style facility but there is a lot of varied biomes inside it

[gritty python]

aaa ic

[keen sparrow]

the amount of people on twitter saying netanyahu is dead

they are chugging copa cola rn

[mossy coral]

Hmm

I might grab a high res picture of each map and put them on my second monitor but as I learn the maps, I write notes on the maps

Like uh, marking a building as "Hospital, locked door"

Instead of getting a pre annotated map online

Might be fun, I tend to enjoy doing that in games

[native crypt]

thats pretty cool because it reminds me of the ps2 days where the game manual would come with blank pages and maybe a map for you to annotate

[mossy coral]

Yeah, as much as how geat and accessible information is on wikis and stuff nowadays, something special has been lost along the way

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

yeah definitely, i'll never forget me and my dad swapping pages worth of notes for different games

[mossy coral]

I got my ps2 and games as a handme down from my uncle, he had annotated a lot of stuff in the cases

I vividly remember going all tactical and trying out tips my uncle wrote down in a slip of paper in Hitman blood money on the original xbox

0r his rage filled notes of the final boss fight in Gun

I've never been very religious but jesus christ even young Hooded sat down in his bedroom and prayed to god for the first time in his life so that he'd have enough strength to beat that bullshit final boss

[fast garden]

i hate the tavor

bottom tier bullpup

has nothing to do with iwi either

now this croatian bad boy

[keen sparrow]

ew, croatia

[keen sparrow]

IWI actually does suck though, don't worry

[keen sparrow]

wanna see something kinda cool, mostly hilarious?

[fast garden]

shooting flaming hot cheetos lmfao

[keen sparrow]

I tpltoclone'd one of the lever action rounds and changed its stats to match the ballistics you would get out of a steel .177 BB shot out of a red ryder BB gun

[keen sparrow]

I made them have red tracer just to show how dramatic the drop is and how slow they are

kinda tempted to make something automatic fire them

[mossy coral]

Well, turns out I've been wandering into sniper zones

Perhaps the dead bodies, headshot graffiti and "This is a sniper zone" warnings should have clued me in

[mossy coral]

Go fuck yourself

lol

It's kinda cool that bots will message you afterwards

[fast garden]

fucking tornado near me so i had to abandon my deadlock match and i deranked from shitlow back into pisslow

fml

[keen sparrow]

Holy shit this thing looks retarded

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-holy-jesus-what-is-that-meme-funny-gif-15283730

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's yuge

looks like a gun bethesda would put in a fallout title

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/alien-cat-tabib-sikabhu-Fh2oVhRu1PvRyj89VN

[keen sparrow]

omfg

the mild muscle pain debuff is 720 minutes long

i never knew the exact number

12 fucking hours, lol

[ancient marsh]

this is posted as a meme but this is literally true

[ancient marsh]

what about strong

should be 24?

@viral egret

you can also try running this for snowball

[viral egret]

isnt x17 like 300k

might run sr instead bc higher ergo and easier to control a semi auto

[ancient marsh]

no

[ancient marsh]

no, bad idea

[viral egret]

ok

does x17 have higher stats thannmdr

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret scar is 177k

lower for scar is like 25k

the x17 one

sell the older scar lower

[viral egret]

wtf

ok

replace scar17 wuth x17 lower

[ancient marsh]

29422 rub for x17 lower

[ancient marsh]

ye and now u can use sr-25 mags and drum

and better stats too

[viral egret]

wtf did i do why am i releasing black mucus

mf venom took over

[ancient marsh]

consequences for not playing tarkov for 1 day on saturday

[viral egret]

tthe

true

[flat breach]

- Coal miner

[mossy coral]

I diagnose you with an abundance of melancholy, an imbalance of the humors causing a build up of black bile.

Trust me, I am not a doctor

[compact knoll]

Have you tried bloodletting yet

[keen sparrow]

idk, closed the game right after

[ancient marsh]

oh man how good it feels to be able to sell kappa items to therapist again

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @viral egret @little flame @remote fox https://youtube.com/shorts/fodvlu-u2po?si=AyVqNXSKzBjhrQ_S

tl;dr

cultists 33% spawn rate on night fac

drop insane amounts of marked keys

also guaranteed cases for quest

[little flame]

sick

[ancient marsh]

we can try that if we get thees snowball done

[soft coral]

bro

the pink ultra strawberry monster has the same smell as my hair conditioner

wtf

[keen sparrow]

I thoroughly enjoy the pink monster

I need to try the peach one

real mfkers remember these

[tame dawn]

I miss it so much

[keen sparrow]

IT was so good for no reason

[compact knoll]

Peach one is one of my favourite

Pink one tastes like shit

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKazhoZs21o

Goddamn i love that stupid game

[viral egret]

should we farm them

then

[hollow patrol]

noo its space adam smasher

hes called space adam smasher because hes in space

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh youtube knows me a little bit to well

[keen sparrow]

you're a cross-dresser?

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/NTCYOleMyIk?si=4g3M0QkXD6NM5Sj0

Y- no

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

"xalrider is a g-okay player"

[hollow patrol]

welcome back madirex

[compact knoll]

Dont you ever compare me to a russian

[ancient marsh]

if i speak

big big trouble

[flat breach]

Bioactivated
Finally
Energy prebiotics

[ancient marsh]

bro washes clothes in monster

[keen sparrow]

it had yeast

It was regular monster that tasted slightly of beer.

[flat breach]

Oh, so it was a bit fermented

[soft coral]

wake the fk up jin

[keen sparrow]

does he have a village to burn?

[soft coral]

holy shit this game is pretty @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

active filtration system

@compact knoll

[viral egret]

????

lmfaoo

even i can fight smugglers

[stark torrent]

get fucked

i wish they had crates maaaaaaan

[viral egret]

fr

actual reason to kill em

[ancient marsh]

noooo you have to power the minecraft beacon on urself

[compact knoll]

@next temple holy shit dude i got mad fucking chest

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-fring-gus-pecs-pectoral-muscles-chest-gif-5155494671489116097

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @hollow patrol bribery is a good thing

i bribed my mom to let me stay home tomorrow

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll picture of Yeltsin and Clinton doing a handshake

i summon you

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenless-zenlesszonezero-cissia-iiB8SIeSVoAqGwVev7

[compact knoll]

if he was from alabama it would be the brezhenev kiss

[ancient marsh]

"mom can i stay home"
"clean the house if you do"

such powerful energy emanating from that image

[viral egret]

holy parade

even more to come

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

🤔

[keen sparrow]

omg this is so true

[ancient marsh]

bro this is the tarkov channel you fucking retard

what are you posting

[keen sparrow]

they sit around all day watching AI videos on youtube

[ancient marsh]

god strike him down with a tomohawk missile

[keen sparrow]

where was this when Cryon was posting pics of APCs?

[ancient marsh]

i typed up a response and deleted it

id just rather to tell you to blow your head off

cause why bother

[remote fox]

Standard keys?

[ancient marsh]

can you read?

holy fuck @keen sparrow do you have like an IQ reduction AOE?

[stark torrent]

it say unherad right there REEEEtard

[remote fox]

I can't apparently.

I just woke up.

[ancient marsh]

its ok man perkele vittu

[hallow stream]

Shit probably not even keys

[ancient marsh]

its kys

[keen sparrow]

just copy paste all of them into claude and have it try to find the pattern

[ancient marsh]

retard alert

what pattern bro its random 🥀

[hallow stream]

You activate it and then nikita sends a custom sent bad dragon dildo with the writing "nikitas slave" on it to your IP address and theres also a collar with the writing "nikitas cuck" in the package

Thats what you get

[ancient marsh]

weird fantasy but ok brother u do u

[keen sparrow]

retard's never heard of a key-gen

[ancient marsh]

im not in a good mood, you guys posting straight dogshit rn is not helping me either

[hallow stream]

You still play tarkov

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

thats tru

i am

[hallow stream]

You are in the fantasy you fucking chud

[keen sparrow]

how is this different from any other day exactly?

[ancient marsh]

i got like a disgusting degen cheater profile now

kappa killer 7 snowball

i would curse my entire bloodline all the way to tsarist russia peasantry

if i got killed by a profile like mine

[remote fox]

Launcher only allows like 3 tries

[ancient marsh]

every single time bro

incompetence more like incontinence

cause bsg dropping straight shit

[keen sparrow]

awww

Chat GPT says it'd need like 50 more keys to reconstruct the rule that their generator uses

shit, was worth a try

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow HAHA GAEEEEEE

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434259519801786498/1481398471570231477/IMG_3010.png?ex=69b91a16&is=69b7c896&hm=8456892207fb5b0c9ed4b1ac28b5d644df239f84dd6c9f6be5cf419af8562902&

[soft coral]

nah but wtf is this

[keen sparrow]

sir, i'm fucking busy

[compact knoll]

Pot to the kettle

[compact knoll]

Time to do master of ultra

[soft coral]

shut it ukranian twink

youre no better

[compact knoll]

Dude im actually fucking jacked

Wait let me cut out my face from this picture

I've seen my shit in the mirror

I think im gonna exercise more

[soft coral]

"jacked" pipe down young man

[compact knoll]

Dude you have the perfect physique to get dominated

[next temple]

new nvme drive going at mach FUCK

[next temple]

looks like me 8 months into my gym journey

i was absolute fucking dystrophic feind

[keen sparrow]

reminder you woke something up in your wrists doing 3 pushups

[compact knoll]

Dude i haven't been to the gym once

[next temple]

now i just look average

[compact knoll]

It was something from before

I shifted my wrist around a bit after and did 25

Still hurts a bit when i put pressure on

[compact knoll]

Feel like doing abs the most honestly

[next temple]

genuinely underappreciated muscle group ngl

a lot of people barely do them

[compact knoll]

Like i already kinda have the chest and the arms

But i dont have much abs

[next temple]

just wait till body dysmoprhia sets in

then you will never be jacked enough

[keen sparrow]

you could just be lean-jacked

where you have so little body-fat that your muscles just happen to show

[next temple]

he is also a new guy

he will grow consistently for 5 years

then hit the plaeteau

i am still in my newbie gains stage

but this is a tendency rather than a rule

[keen sparrow]

i did GVT for legs for a year a while back. that was.. something

10 sets of 10 reps on everything leg related every monday, wednesday, and friday for a year

but i was on a strict rule of always lifting at 80% of my max, it was aids

[compact knoll]

If i had to guess im at like 20%

[compact knoll]

[next temple]

that is a quick way to achieve catabolism

[keen sparrow]

my thighs were grotesque, and i could squat 80 kilograms for 12 reps by the end of it

[next temple]

you would get better results by just doing 3-4 heavier intensity sets a week

no need to wreck the legs just get close to failure

i squat 90kg for reps

and itching closer to 100

[keen sparrow]

you think my body was eating my muscles? i don't understand

[next temple]

yes its eating your muscles if you overtrain

cause muscle grows from microtrauma and if you get a lot it will just cut the losses

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's what all the rest days were for

you're gonna make me get up and dig up all my old leg photos, ugh aids

[next temple]

i do not wish to see pictures of legs from a girl which willingly plays escape from tarkov

[compact knoll]

Does he know?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[keen sparrow]

beat me to it

[next temple]

i do not know

[compact knoll]

Dude he is like a 40 year old balding man with a kid

Do you really think we would keep a woman around

[next temple]

then i especially do not want to see photos of his legs unless he is a gachi muchi actor

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-22639054

[keen sparrow]

it was all for a Chun Li cosplay that never ended up happening

thanks covid

[compact knoll]

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077919221771665540/1461622428483453105/togif.gif

[keen sparrow]

anyways, getting legs as big as fast and naturally possible seemed an attainable goal, gained like 2 inches around my thighs in a year so idk what this 'catabolism' bs is about

[next temple]

you would gain more if you didnt insist on raping your legs with volume esp as a newbie

[keen sparrow]

I totally get what people say about physical exercise and mental health though. that year made me feel way better than recreational or prescription drugs ever did

holy fuck

pic from like 2020. That shit's all gone now. becoming a dad fucks you up.

[soft coral]

mistake of me to open this fucking prison of a channel

https://youtu.be/hpWm6uXVCvc?is=h8stPMkgFOs_3-_T
@keen sparrow @next temple @fast garden dont know if ive posted this
its a new release from the band

[blazing basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965181691981357056/1332714601367867505/attachment-55.gif

[remote fox]

That is the geyest thing I have ever seen.

[keen sparrow]

Why does gimp take so goddamn long to open

[compact knoll]

i hate this fucking channel

[compact knoll]

no dont change the theme now

[keen sparrow]

k, i'll send my asshole next

[compact knoll]

go ahead

you wont

[blazing basin]

Is it on a SSD?

[keen sparrow]

shit you're right, i don't think it is

[glacial haven]

why the actual fuck is it always some fucking gay topic in this dumb ass channel when i open it

[compact knoll]

and yet you keep coming back

[glacial haven]

ah yes

I am just going through the channel list and this one has yet to not have a wild topic whenever I open it

[compact knoll]

look

when i said it

i thought it was going to be the worst thing said/seen in this channel

but apparently i was completely wrong

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/h3-h3after-dark-h3podcast-hila-klein-hila-klein-shocked-gif-24934914

[glacial haven]

[viral egret]

dawg

i just feel like

[stark torrent]

Ohio Wtf

[viral egret]

i woke up in the 28 years later movie

or whatever

all i did was lay down

apparentyl i slept for the past 2 hours

[glacial haven]

nuke the whole channel

including the inhabitants

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

make benjamin netanyahu proud

[viral egret]

how the fuck do you get whiter as you go further from the core

[compact knoll]

HAHAHAHAHAH

YOURE SO RIGHT

[glacial haven]

underbaked by about 5 weeks

[compact knoll]

its the lightning

[glacial haven]

actual question now, what kinda phone you got? shit looking like lost footage

[viral egret]

is the candle not hitting right

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1483111181026852966/image.png?ex=69b9666c&is=69b814ec&hm=f6d0bd8f0ac28a8c6f563b56a734d204eae514effa397d72ad1d25bceb042a11&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=493 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1483111183295709234/image.png?ex=69b9666c&is=69b814ec&hm=cbdf173c1c107a84cbce874e8719dab60d3cc441f0daf2bc2f7bcb9cfc2cac25&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=785

[compact knoll]

the camera is fucked

[keen sparrow]

That's a huge rangefinder

[compact knoll]

i had the screen repaired

and after that the camera has been fucked for some reason

blury

havent had the time to repair it, because i need it for my school

[viral egret]

gonna make a frozen pizza get my hair cut and play tarkov

[compact knoll]

make a real one

its easy

[glacial haven]

gonna do you a favour by removing that second part of my previous message

[compact knoll]

just dont fuck up the dough

[glacial haven]

while the dough may be simple, getting it right ain't easy

and it needs time to develop*

[keen sparrow]

I hate that this little box, not much bigger than a smarthpne, costs 12 grand

[viral egret]

dojnt have ijngredients

[compact knoll]

its like 40 minutes to rise

[glacial haven]

what

[compact knoll]

gotta try anyway

gotta fail to succeed

[compact knoll]

how

[glacial haven]

pizza dough has like 3 ingredients

and all of them are common household items

well, if you don't want the plague, you'll have to cook the water from the tap or use bottled water

[compact knoll]

i could maybe believe youre missing yeast

[glacial haven]

fair enough, don't think that is very common in every household

[viral egret]

i ate all the cheese

with my brother

the rest of what was anyway

im going shopping in like 20-30 minutes anyway

but i alredy put the frozen one in the oven

[compact knoll]

@fast garden @stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh do thee's snowball in an hour?

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

what do u still need

[compact knoll]

knight

zryach

[viral egret]

damn

[fast garden]

just knight and zry

[viral egret]

i hope itll go by fast

we do iedys after

and then alles?

[fast garden]

bastards wouldnt spawn for us but yeah prob

[compact knoll]

im gonna do thees and fuck off

[viral egret]

i still have low pmc karma so

i should be good to attract parisand

[compact knoll]

then cryon you can take my place

or if he dies im gonna fuck off too

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/shirt-jo-super-short-XIzmXCnF1qY5oyKYxC

New Tarkov USEC Upper

[fast garden]

if everyone does not feel like doing this snowball shit i wont even be mad

at least for today

and if i die i will prob just attempt solo again

[viral egret]

i am hella down to do it

atleast for yalls and maybe a slim chance at mine

bc its fun ish

definetly dif from normal tarkov

[compact knoll]

i will be down for it if you go reserver and kill at least 3 bosses without dying

im not going to bother if youre going to die to the bos

[fast garden]

the sasha twins

[compact knoll]

1217463247624736829 1483105050921406648

different ids

curious

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

he has double As in the second

hm

[viral egret]

i can actually do that i think

[fast garden]

one left

noticing.

[viral egret]

it just depends on the boss

[compact knoll]

go kill all of them

[viral egret]

i will do some runs of my own and see if i can do much still

[compact knoll]

or at least those who are alive

maybe even do it in pve

[viral egret]

i know for sure glucose and cucktay will be hardest for me though

i cant rn

im dressing up, gonna leaave to shop a bit and get a hairccut

[ancient marsh]

im here

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @stark torrent its time for youre daily tarkov baby

[blazing basin]

"cook the water"

[compact knoll]

@little flame et tu

[fast garden]

iedy never said he was coming

cryon gone for rn

this gotta be the i sleep 2 hours a day guy

@ancient marsh

[hallow stream]

grown man child

his mother walks into the room to check if hes still alive and the first thing she does upon entering

https://tenor.com/view/huele-feo-smelly-spray-disinfecting-gif-14167042

[fast garden]

in this server, in tigz server and bsg shill written on profile

99.9% chance he will read these messages

[hallow stream]

Soy as his tag

we know bro we know

usp9

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-gif-25175746

[glacial haven]

On the behalf of the gamma moderation team, do not open a ticket if you see these messages, it will likely be denied

[fast garden]

bsg shill if he complains to upper management it will be a stain on his bloodline

[glacial haven]

Right, right

Do not open a post on r/stalker to complain either

[hallow stream]

open a post on r/stalker so I can call you retarded and get banned

i dont use reddit so I wouldnt care

[fast garden]

idk guys maybe we do my snowball tmr since cryon and iedy are unresponsive

rather cryon had to go out

[compact knoll]

dead and rotting

[fast garden]

total war shogun got that man festering

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nermal-trash-trash-can-gif-13097782217384717224

[glacial haven]

the fuck is snowball, did they finally add a strip club to tarkov?

[fast garden]

to unlock the epstien shirt

[compact knoll]

all bosses one life

[fast garden]

and my mom sent me a list of chores to do its a sign

yeah we go tmr

[soft coral]

@fast garden @compact knoll @keen sparrow @native crypt some pepsi with 2 ice cubes
a nice Wafer and some Ghost of Tsushima
oh yeah , time to chud

[hallow stream]

"feed the fat blob in the basement" (xalrider)

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7mdiq-efnjj-need-a-job-yBmUXojWiBWECSd3Ja

[soft coral]

no

fuck you

[fast garden]

new lightkeeper quest

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

i cant wait for yotei to be added to pc

surely.

[soft coral]

only in 5 years time

its ok

[fast garden]

even though sony announced no more big games for crossplatform

surely.

[stark torrent]

unless it kicks them in the wallet

yeah

so yeah 4-5 years at best

[soft coral]

sony turning into arasaka
we just need a Jhonny silverhand and it's all coming together

[fast garden]

it took like 2 for tsushima

[soft coral]

but on the other end u know they think in reverse

they think

"oh we make it exclusive so people buy our console and the game"

[glacial haven]

Yeah but they are changing directions because everything on Steam could now run on the Xbox, I don't know, Sony is known for being extremely fucking petty at all costs

They are kinda like Nintendo in that regard

[fast garden]

its because of steam cube man

they know

[soft coral]

Sony is retarded

[fast garden]

if they have no exclusives

[glacial haven]

Never claimed it's a good strategy

[fast garden]

console players will flock to steam cube

[soft coral]

you guys think my dad will like ghost of tsushima

[fast garden]

more options as its a pc

[stark torrent]

Sony still has that hole in the wallet from Concord remember that

[glacial haven]

Nintendo would make fucking BANK if they decided to release some classics on the Computer

[stark torrent]

them 400 mil

[fast garden]

no more yearly subscriptions to play online

[stark torrent]

theyr eally want to sell consoles

[glacial haven]

But they don't want to, under no circumstances

[soft coral]

we love retarded practices

god bless

[stark torrent]

only way this stops is when they get hit in the wallet it is what it is

[glacial haven]

Well, that one is currently also a bit in a weird spot, they chose the perfect time in which no sane person would introduce a completely new device on the market

Ram and Disk pricing is going through the roof, getting worse by the month

[fast garden]

well thats the delay on it really

i think that cranked the prices

fuck ai

[soft coral]

reminds me of this one small indie company releasing a game edition to make more money

[fast garden]

so they wanted to drop this thing at a competive price

but now thats kinda fucking hard

[glacial haven]

It did, they literally stopped selling the LCD variant of the Steamdeck and now postponed the Steam Machine release because of it

Literally just because of that

They can't be competitive with pricing like this

[fast garden]

fucking sad man

we were so close to greatness

[glacial haven]

Idk if you saw but it's not just Steam that is cutting back, other companies just outright scam you now

[fast garden]

then Netanyahu had to step in

[glacial haven]

#🎪bruh-fart message

Literally shipping empty shells with no ram and no disk, only the cpu, mainboard and the psu

That's it

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

But they don't say that very openly, you have to go into a sub-menu to find that

[soft coral]

dad the moment he turns on his favourite show
@glacial haven @fast garden @stark torrent

[glacial haven]

They still advertise it as if it were spec'd, they now use the slots as the features instead of the actual hardware

[remote fox]

Next consoles will be subscription services

[fast garden]

i mean they unironically already are

how dare you want to play the online game online

pay me more money

[keen sparrow]

Paying to use the internet you're already paying for, lol

[soft coral]

chat

[fast garden]

they did that shit early enough that now no one is gonna complain loudly enough about it to get it to stop

[soft coral]

what to play after tsushima

I wanna have something ready to go after i finish Jin's Journey

[fast garden]

did you play baldurs gate 3

that your kinda game?

[remote fox]

In a house you are paying taxes for.

Soon we will paying for oxygen.

[soft coral]

not in the slightest

[remote fox]

Remember when microtransactions were rare?

[soft coral]

it has gey people in it

nah I'm joking

[fast garden]

not a turn based guy

[soft coral]

I dont like turn based crap

[remote fox]

You will once you get older.

[fast garden]

shame because that game IS really good

[soft coral]

shit is stronger than Euthanasia fam I'm falling asleep in an instant

[fast garden]

so is rouge trader which was gonna be my suggestion if you did play it

[soft coral]

other recommendations?

[remote fox]

Was thinking of getting it on sale.

[fast garden]

thinking

[soft coral]

and no I'm not doign Sex With hitler

that one is off the list

[fast garden]

often on sale with the dlcs

[remote fox]

You like Elder Scrolls Oblivion?

[fast garden]

honestly, wasnt big on warhammer lore or anything before playing

[remote fox]

Fall of Avalon is apparently pretty good.

[soft coral]

warhammer legit the biggest virgin shit there is

[fast garden]

but game does a really fucking good job of explaining everything in the world

it can be

but it doesnt have to be

[soft coral]

but it is

its paradoxical , but it works

[fast garden]

nah its different

things that are 100% virgin shit with zero recourse are like

war thunder and hearts of iron

warhammer has stuff for the common man

[soft coral]

dont let artyomka catch u saying smack about HOI

[fast garden]

you have 8 minutes

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

idk I'm on a peak train lately

Dusk , ghost of tsushima

tomb raider , crysis

[remote fox]

Should I get the DLC too?

[soft coral]

those kinds of games

[remote fox]

I'll try it and refund if I don't like it.

Steam is so good.

[fast garden]

it adds a lot of stuff through the side characters so i think its worth since its cheap on sale

i bought the dlc after my first run and am waiting for the next one to come out before i play again

the games story is so good, but dont get overwhelmed by the insane amount of very specific perks when leveling characters

if you have the brain for it you can create some nasty fucking setups with character builds

the game lets you be super overpowered if you can think

[soft coral]

thing is , insanely heavy story games sometimes bore me to death

[stark torrent]

Funny how they made an actual armor plate that can stop a .50 BMG

Does it stop the bullet ? Yes

Does it save your life? No

[fast garden]

shareholder satisfaction 100%

[stark torrent]

Hell i think it would be more painless to just take the bullet and insta die

[soft coral]

the humble kinetic energy

[fast garden]

you played the ace combat games yeah?

[stark torrent]

Than suffer with the injuries after lmao

[soft coral]

naw

[fast garden]

ac7 is really fucking good

i think all of them are really but

thats the one i played mostly

[remote fox]

AC games are so 🔥

[soft coral]

mom is annoyed cuz her movie ended on a cliffhanger

[compact knoll]

play 0

0 and 5 are really good

i love 0 so much

[fast garden]

i want to say i had 5 on xbox but at that time i was prob playing halo reach and dead island as a kid

rather dad had the games but i didnt really play them

[compact knoll]

you can emulate them fairly easy as long as you have a controller

6 is the only one thats a bitch

[glacial haven]

Out of all the consoles I ever "owned", I think I miss the Wii times the most

Mostly because you actually owned shit back then

[fast garden]

tornado comes through last night

and now its fucking cold as shit

[soft coral]

this is all I got @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

[soft coral]

though I'm not opposed to buying a newgame if its peak

[ancient marsh]

where are you sweetiepie

[fast garden]

i dont know that we are gonna do it today

are we

i dont think iedy is up for it

actually what time is it there bro is maybe at work

idk

[stark torrent]

its 7 PM but indeed i have stuff to do sadly

[fast garden]

look we can go tmr i keep having to afk for stuff anyways

i really dont want to have to bush dive for 20 min again for something mid snowball

different if it wasnt my achivement to worry ab

[fast garden]

love that you have dark sector lmao

you play dmc5?

[keen sparrow]

yeah your entire ribcage is getting a precordial thump from a freight train at that point

[fast garden]

i imagine youve played about everything there yeah

[soft coral]

haven't done SOTR

bought it recently

[keen sparrow]

slightly disappointed i don't see Schedule 1

[soft coral]

yes but the first couple of missions wantedto see if the game runs well i'ts on the bucketlist to be completed

[fast garden]

sotr

[soft coral]

Shadow of the tomb raider

[fast garden]

ooh

[soft coral]

it pisses me the FUCK OFF

[fast garden]

idk about the newer tomb raiders

[soft coral]

that the 3 tomb raider games of the new generation aren't together

becuase they start with different letters

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fast garden]

yeah lol

i missed that bc of it

sekiro?

[soft coral]

I'm simply looking for a new peak game to play after I complete tsushima
something that has the story and the gameplay

I do own red dead 2 but thats on the rockstar launcher

[fast garden]

kingdom come deliverance?

specifically 2

you dont really need to play one unless you want to but its not as smooth of an experience as 2

both good games

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

something with more action?

isntead of swords clanking

[keen sparrow]

bro doesn't have Cyberpunk

[soft coral]

I do

I've played cyberpunk

[keen sparrow]

oh is that list just what you have installed?

[soft coral]

no

its my owned games

how much space do u think I have to install all of that

[keen sparrow]

i mean fair. i only have a third of my library installed

[soft coral]

cyberpunk is on that stupid cdproject red launcher

[keen sparrow]

it's barely a launcher

no account needed

[soft coral]

eh

[soft coral]

it's from GOG

i own cyberpunk from gog

i completely forgot

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

every single frame of this game is like watching the mona lisa

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314647705846284398/1483021052559757332/20a68382e1e65fe0.gif?ex=69b9127c&is=69b7c0fc&hm=4c3b7d433cfa0f603cc60dfabf9350906b37aa7fba77a17ac441d04e03300465&

[soft coral]

good answer thee

[fast garden]

man im so fucking bored time for another gammer playthrough

even though no lass update and no gammer update yet

[viral egret]

i havent touched gamma in so long

is it worth it rn

[fast garden]

idk im not updating yet

[soft coral]

better to update after armor rework drop

rn theres no point at all

[fast garden]

exactly

my install is prob like

4mo old atp

not updating till armor update

[viral egret]

innfernnum polterghast is more bs than normal polterghast

[fast garden]

naturally

[viral egret]

he has a really bullshit spiral attack

that without heavy iframe abuse or insane speed i dont think you can nohit

maybe my arena is too small

bro i keep dasyhing into the fucking period blood

also idk what the fuck keeps instakilling me

400 contact damage is insane

holy

he has a desperation phase????

too bad

unironically

hes easier than ceaseless void

[soft coral]

Jin Sakai: meets grandma yurico
Yuriko: you look tired are u hungry?
grandma law is universal man
@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Shit game

[compact knoll]

holy fps

[viral egret]

?

wtf buffed spawns do u play on

600%?

ive never seen 2 leddies in that room let alone even a keycard

[ancient marsh]

have you tried switching from the original XBOX to PC?

a clip from nogenerals

i just realized

does tarkov not have LOD models?

why is that gun so detailed from that far away?

are they retarded?

[fast garden]

because its a PIP scope retard

[remote fox]

Bro, PMCs look naked to me all the time.

[fast garden]

yes it does have lod

[stark torrent]

REEEtaRd

[ancient marsh]

STOP BEING MEAN

https://tenor.com/view/meanie-mean-cat-car-cat-meme-gif-17423710227943295387

[fast garden]

im sorry that was mean

my bad bbg

boot gamma

cant maintain 60fps

stuttering

open menu

game crashes

nvm i guess

game used to run much better

[stark torrent]

shit CPU

[fast garden]

its fine man

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matty-stabz-hySl5fjzzDecbDztBu

Intel in 2026

hmmm lets check prices for ddr 5 what if i get a new CPU

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

[granite coral]

💱 2,804 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro: is equal to 633.90 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[stark torrent]

am 4 is the best platform anyway

no need to change anything

[remote fox]

DDR5 isn't even that good compared to DDR4.

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[gritty python]

so happy i switched to a 9700x and 32gb of ddr5 before this shit

[stark torrent]

cant wait for AI bubble to bust in 2077

[fast garden]

i think i still have some sticks of ram i never put in my pc

[stark torrent]

alognside the whole world cause we gonna have nuke war

hell yeah prices will drop then

[fast garden]

no it wasnt ram

it was an ssd

nvm

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/vault-boy-fallout-thu-thumbs-up-pouce-en-l'air-gif-12872992734180696380

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-funny-meme-emoji-jar-gif-6413585594020144302

i hate ts

i dont want to update my gamma in the hopes that it runs better

too lazy man

then i have to go and fix the 100 things i always change

its been too long idk what those 100 things were

[viral egret]

bro

ceaseless void is harder than polterghast

[fast garden]

man i might just get crimson desert regardless of denuvo

[viral egret]

i fucking hate ceaseless void

[stark torrent]

i wanted too but 70 bucks eeeeeeeeeeeeeh

[viral egret]

horrible boss bro

third time i die to a desperation phase worse than supreme clam bullet hells

[fast garden]

price of new shit now man

its rough

i wanted to play gamma but forgot it runs like shit for me with current install