#💣tarkov-released
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Personally I like angela white
@viral egret @little flame get on
my laptop doesnt run tarkov
im not at home to play on pc
This is cope as you unironically cant hear the lyrics in 70% of the songs and to actually get all the lyrics you have to look them up
You unironically can not hear something like katamari and understand the lyrics on like the first 5 listens
It unironically dosent work and i really like femtanyl
that makes it worse because you just have earrape screaming in your ear
mumble rap but 10x worse
But the noise is giving me le good chemicals
Like the beat goes fire in so many of her songs, paired w the energy it simply has
🤝
https://open.spotify.com/track/1pWW3mI6kZLuec2A7FbIZ1?si=v0Ngj_TuTjiNPEPslNQbfg
i know nobody listens to this, not even negotiator but like ts imo goes hard, not like i go out of my way to talk shit about your artists tho
took one listen this soiunds even worse
Thats just not true
Thats like saying tarkov is a relaxing game
you ever scav
pve players dont need to
I play w gear i like :)
this is fixed btw
@ancient marsh we taking a break for a bit they iedy was gonna go eat or something too
ill get on once hes back
why tone 5?


outfit matching legal status 🔥
@little flame bro ur right
signus is a demon
mf projecetile spamming like crazy
i couldnt kill him yesterday
also does polterghast and ceaseless have dedicated arena?
ceaseless does
polterghast doesnt?
Yeah on live, in spt i am unrestricted bc black market extension mods
nah he genuinely trying to figure out how that shitass boss works
you went and did snowball while this was up? lol
partizan goons first or how did you go about it
reserve since its the hardest
than parti and goons
then zryachi
go woods for gonns and party
they spawn on every map now
every goon map
we*
damn i should really do it
come young man we will all do it
since theres likely not gonna be a better opportunity for a while
i didnt want to but fuck it

it was also somewhat fun
running around reserve is literally vietnam
spawn in , tracers , grenades and angry russian screams
yeah i did a few scav raids to get a feel of where the bosses were
its fuckin hell man
ak308 probably?

x17 is expensive as fuck
those mags are just pricy
sa58 drums are cheap as shit
RFB could work as well if u are good at tapping
30 bullets m80a1 , tbf only problematic ones are killa and tagilla
cause u need pen
id want full auto for pmcs and the armored bosses
Tagilla abused artyom the first time
bro tanked a full 60 of 55a1 then shat on artyom king gg
then he ran away underground while me and xal were shooting him
insane AI
shturman spawns between queen and black knight
and then Killa pushed in instead 
sanitar is usually in black knight or on the side on the road
kaban and kolontay is in white knight or behind it
killa tagilla is under in food bunker
once you get achivement i assume you can die
yeah
glukhar and reshala is either in front of Ks, on tits, or in that container area
near Ks
i just did 16
@keen sparrow
yeah she can fart in my mouth
i'd eat her toenails
inch barrel
if i had a 4skin, she can blow it up like a balloon.
lmao i have some of her costume jewelry, this is hilarious
dude this is hysterical
you know what life has taught me though
is bitches like this have kitchens like this
asmongold kitchen setup
their pussy will grip like a chinese finger trap but you can't see their bedroom floor because of all the dirty laundry everywhere
ask me how i know
How do you know? 
This one chick, we worked together at night
she'd work as a stripper during the day and pull night shifts AND was going to nursing school
holy
I thought it was cute that'd she still have lipstick on and bows in her hair at work
great start
we hella flirted via text, she'd try to drag me into empty rooms. finally, i just asked if we go to her apartment or mine
idk wtf possessed her to let us fuck at hers
no self awareness of the slop dungeon
probably too tired to care
yea
but yeah, 9/10 redhead baddie, and i hate redheads
but her flat was the definition of filth
To take care of former clients?
holy shit she did it, nice
i will now attempt solo snowball round one
i got distracted by the asmr videos i havent really ever listened to anything like this but they are captivating

goddamn, her linkedin is stacked, wtf?
oh
lol
what if those 500 connections also saw her apartment


naaaah, she cool. just hope she's making enough to pay people to clean her shit up for her
anyways, goth asian cutie is cute
i subscribed, will probably not watch any of her shit, lol
free loot for xiao

gmod is fun with arc9 tarkov weapons
when you know how to build op guns and ur friends dont

poop ass butt gun after attachment rework
before it wasnt that bad
with it the stats are turbo ass cause it has only 1 supp
Why subscribe?
to make her numbers go up
U know damn well someone busted a fat loadski to this
get in vc man
?????????????
kys
hello to you too
@ancient marsh GET IIIIIIIIIIN
man go 1 without me
lay out big macs for him
he will follow it like a trail of candy
why man
im chillmaxxing in bed like a relaxcel
get out of bed you sleepoid
bro
📚 porkie
A [sex position] in [which one] person takes it [from the back] whilst being slapped with meat, preferably bacon.
Hey babe [ur cute] can we [make] a porkie [tonight]
@stark torrent https://tenor.com/view/bebe-gif-5526812072482676565
xals favorite

@stark torrent have xelA translate 'lockjaw' for you
fym we did
got raped on spawn
by cheater

get on man
i stayed home on september 2001
moral support please
i almost said something
give me a minute
but i realised what server this is
xalrider spotted dancing after we got shot
the sniff is #relatable
this is how guns feel after the attachment update
hella recoil
trying
whats your number?
just hit 10 min
thee's not jewish
came at lik 13
yeah but he got a dented skull from playing destiny for 5k hours
we need to measure it with calipers
thanks game
wtf does it mean fucking
80-100% durability on the gas mask
retard devs
AND USHANKA
fucking nikitacoded
if i had elite stn i would bring a backup vss with one mag of bp for killa
vietnam survival
I'd ask what game that is but it looks like a source mod
or walls being half a foot thick
we finally know how xal looks
jesus what a loser
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Idk man
Looks a lot like the epsteiner to me
That dude is so damn insufferable
Is airwing like frfr deadass ong no cap in his response to nikillyourself?
Pack it up unc 🥀
I'm pretty sure his youtube does better than his stream, holy shit
bro is mogged by idubbbz 🥀
the guy whose 'wife' doesn't want to have kids with him because they might look like him


🥀
Broski is constantly trying to bait on Twitter and his views are still in the gutter
I feel like I need to apologize to VeryBadScav after reading Airwings dogshit take, didn't know that there's levels to this shit
this is how i felt when i asked if the squad brought my gear out after sitting 5 mins deafened after dying (they didnt)
combined total braincell count of 2 and a half
you literally can hear artem hit one of these @compact knoll
when he hears the vile shit iedy is letting out of his mouth
the sigh of disappointment
let's hope he's not letting other stuff into his mouth
ive heard good boy towards me 2 times today
and whatever the fuck iedy said to xal

from two different fucking people dude
out of all people in that channel, you're the closest to becoming the next madirex
yooo
and i am saying that knowing full and well that thee is in there and he called himself a twink once
if he does i'm personally assassinating him
i would actually be disappointed if that were to become reality
you know how its usually the traumatised people that do shit like this
im too traumatised
if i do something its going to be a school shooting
Thank you very much for the roses, happy to hear that I did my job well
???
dog it already happened to you
That makes you the most American person in your ukrainian village
Wym
Alright, alright, calm down
taking too much credit dude
It's a group project
the trauma or him
I am just here for the trauma, you do whatever you want over there
Just leave me out of it
implying i was even there

in my defense and my alibi can confirm i was not there when it happened
also why the fuck me
fuck you
I mean, you didn't even question it at first
Just saying

i really gotta hit the gym
Who's gonna hit it first, you or the drone
Considering its like 5km from me, and there is no way I'm walking there all the time
Probably the drone
10/13 bosses
Fair enough
i am a predator in the making
I could unironically probably do more pushups than you
You sound like the guy who doesnt exercise
probably
i do exercise i just dont really do pushups
Matching irl 🔥
theres always a bigger predator
I could do 30 before but its been a while
i knew a guy who could do 100 and more
he was really big into exervise and shit because he went football
I mean, you could also get equipment for at home but that shit is expensive
its also much easier if you weigh less
i however am fat fuck and probably cant do very many
i think if i lost like 10 kilo i could probably do triple the pushups i can now
i can do 5-10, most ive done was 20
i weigh like 76kg because food is too tasty
Is there a single person in tarkov vc that isnt fat
you
twink
also probably chaplain pheer or sween
Thee said he’s built like a twink, I’d wager that means he’s thin as hell
he just said hes fat
Switching flavours, he would’ve loved the Gamma RP channel
what even went on in there
You don't want to know
Idk, I read like 15 messages in total and all of them were extremely weird RP
samn
littlestjeff
Cringed
It’s so bad that we really deleted the channel, it’s not in the graveyard
Never opened it again
You’d probably be as uncomfortable reading that channel as you’d be reading the Epstein Files
werent people doing erp shit in there or something
Yes
I am quite certain, if the people that were chatting in there wouldn’t have been broke, they would’ve been mentioned in the list
freedomer named "Bell Gaits" got STDs from loners who were of russian nationality
Isn't that llama guy still in the server
trump talking to the kids on the island
@white void this one?
He hasnt been active for more than 2 years now
the island vanished and so did he
He was active in brainfart for a long time after rp channel was gone
in all honesty if that channel wasnt removed itd have its own files
the stalker rpchat files
Not even kidding, the people of the roleplaying channel can be happy that I was not actually active in this community back then
I would've bought a domain called hallofretards, archived each message and indexed them
honestly i didnt even know who u were until i saw u for the like first time in brainfart
I would've made a whole ass search engine of shame
i didnt even know theres more than 1 xray wizard
I was working in the background, didn't really see a reason to be active on the server
Yee I think it's just sniper and gork for now
I slowly but surely got more active with Josta getting removed and Ragequit getting introduced
i mean you werent even active once
Pretty much, yes
Yes, Larkin
What?????
think thats the guy
what am I reading
But he is gone, mysteriously gone even
No one knows where he is or if he's even alive
what did he even do
bro realized this server sucks
Well, he worked on a bunch of stuff regarding the Anomaly Engine, I don't remember if it was as a fork or if it was actually pushed on the main branch
kidding ofc
oh
should i reinstall gamma now or wait for the armor balance
What even is that fucking tactic, the scam bots now just say "bro" and post those 4 scam images
gave up tryna convince ppl
But you getting more money now
They went from 2.5k to 3.2
Inflation even hit the scam casinos
I was gonna try to see how many push ups i can still do
But i think i pulled a muscle in my hand or some shit
I can not put pressure on it

So it's fair to assume it's 0
I did 3 and then I almost collapsed
bro made of bread sticks plus hopes and dreams
Its actually fucking painful

hmmm what to play now what to play
considering finishing tomb raider
or going for some good old dusk
Not sure if that's a good sign, I know that I am far from being trained but even I can pull off 5 clean ones
iedy can do 10 and or 20 if his belly touches the ground first
Nah i can do more
Its the pain in the joint
Just did 26
Maybe was a bad idea
I can probably do 10 - 15 without straining myself, anything above that may cause my arms to hurt for the rest of the day
It could actually be carpal tunnel
bro could actually be dying
It could just be some weird nerve bullshit
I had my thumb lock up a couple times where i couldnt move it
I cant really recreate it
Why the fuck do you want to recreate it
I'd say its bad if u could yeah
Leave your hand alone for the rest of the evening, if it doesn't go away or gets worse, go to the hospital
If i have my hand sideways and if i push my thumb inside it sometimes does that
this is what happens when u teach em young to play tarkov
hes going straight back to tarkov
long term nerve and joint damage
Arm muscle pain isnt that bad
Leg ones are the worst
It's annoying enough if you were used to not having your entire body ache just because you worked out a bit
Pretty good sign that I need to get back to the gym
I know myself, I am more likely to actually work out if I need to leave the house
and then be panting like he got pegged for 2 hours straight
I probably was but I jinxed it by smoking very early on in my life
Or maybe I wasn’t, who knows, I’ll never find out tho
🥀
We do the dwarf build
as I said
youre made of cheese sticks and spit
you'd have to be a fatass like me and iedy to pull it off
Muscle grows fat on short guys
I already have some hand muscle
Ive sent it before
I don't think i did
you did
the hand muscles in question
omg i nearly spat out my pepsi
thatd be xal
> Sillyanimalspost
that thing looks like it's trying to manually force a brain aneurysm, it wants out of this realm
Is that odd?
probably
Paper straws will help 
We have saved so many turtles by switching to paper straws, wouldn't be such a bad idea to finally utilize them and try to calm the flames with them
Recycling is just sending your plastic to India.
It's all performative.
Cheaper to send your trash on the other side of the planet than recycle it on the spot.
that's just propaganda, sure we dump it in the ocean but india caused that shit over there themselves
As a matter of fact, if german garbage were to land in india, it would probably make some areas more beautiful
Let me guess
You have a wrist strain
SIR DO NOT REDEEM
the ghoul would like his gun back
with the fake reloads 
In Fallout series the Ghoul uses a gyro jet revolver hand cannon
Which itself is based on a cut down MTS255
Also
Its a break action
For some reasons
i kinda wanna play SPT but it usually turns into like a bethesda game situation
i install a million mods play it for 30 minutes and then never touch it again
I actually might
look up 'trigger thumb'
the shit game is shit and doesnt have anything compelling to pull you in and want u to keep playing?
whaaat??? who could've seen that one coming
Well no shit dude
Tarkov without pvp is lame
I wish spt added anything to make it appealing
but it doesnt 
so be a good little retard and go play something good
Physical stores dont scrape off the top?
Is he retarded
Does he think the stores sell them for the same price as they buy it
there's a reason stores "buy in bulk"
they do cost more but not as much as he thinks
genuinely he's over exaggerating
That's not even counting DLCs, the initial price is your buy in.
games were $50 and CAME ON A DISC
THE DISC COMES WITH THE SHELL AND THE FUCKING BOOKLETS N SHIT
also dont forget they sell waaaay more games now compared to before
because of the convenience factor + not every country's store will have every game
here u just go online and download
Been playing the deadlock playtests and ran into a very calm and collected individual who was polite thoughtful and very reasonable.
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Sain?
And like any of the sain behavior addons
The happiest man in Birmingham.
sain wontnmake it enjoyable still
spts biggest issue is ai
any mod making it better doesnt make it more fun still
Spt ai legit is bare bones pve ai
real players are better
no matter how buffed ai can be youre not making it fun or enjoyable to play against like a real player
unless they make it like fear(?) ai, or whichever game had the most advanced ai
fear ai was still pretty basic
they just actually spent time doing something with it
yeah
it plays like
you know
a player
in a way
because it takes cover while reloading, splits up into squads, so on
doesnt sain just give them aimbot esp and reaction time or some shit
Thing is spt bots w sain actually do things like prefiring, nading and more, you can even set the difficulty based on how much you shower
They move differently, they can push better and take cover, they actually can peak
so, guard ai
No
i think i saw glukhars guards do this
Depending on where, better then that
Like in labs you unironically will get your shit pushed in if you don't lock tf in
raiders do that too
i got gangbanged in a corner
Dude how do players progress? Do they simply get more aimbotty?
not really they control the recoil
bots dont have recoil
do they
It feels like they do
Like if youre on gz they're more ass and hit less then as example on labs
But you could push that into the "more aimbotty" cope
and its still ai
honestly just play live
so it will know more than a normal player
this
How often did any of you die to cheaters this week?
it doesnt factor in that not all players r the same
7 times?
you know whats funny
idk but im pretty dure i killed a cheater
not once
nope
Like i am sure I read that s9meone here died 2 times to a cheater this week
I think it was iedy but not sure
Thing is in spt you can also just have things which make the game mildly better
Like your special slots
iedy or theee
W one mod you can put everything in there
oh shiz
just get out the raid alive
lmao
or put in secure
W another you can put multi tools in there which then give you a speedloader
that
Dogshit ass argument
So you get 15/30/45% increased mag packing speed
Or you can also get like new mods for guns that simply look better
soo
just makes the game easier?
You can modify shit like thermals to actually work crazy good instead of being a grain fest
saw some guy post his spt gameplay
and he just had everything to make the game easier
Not really as I dont use it
Yeah that's the casual varation which you can make it if you want
But like you legit can make it everything you want
You can get a mod which gives you zhe ability to kick down doors
which you can do in base tarkov with breach...
Just kick it like 5 times in a time frame lower then 30 secs and it opens
lazy to buy marked key
Locked doors too?
just ignore the whole key mechanic, kick down the door 
no bc we arent cheap we van buy keys
or smth
copium pooron mods 
Idk man if you like pain that's on you
i like usibg all aspects ofnthe game
my bad
I generally like it to hop on a game and just be able to go to location and learn what which is and if the key is legit worth it before buying to to make it easier
Like w spt you can learn the game better imo
????
youtube?
wiki?
bro
just blind open aswell
Isent the wiki like semi reliably 20% of the time
no?
its mostly reliable form what ive seen
from
Like i use it to find extract locations but that's it
Thing is if you dont want the whole pain for no reason bs like "oh yeah you cant disassemble weapons mid raid" you can remove that "you cant put your attachments anywhere on the rail you want" you can remove that, "you cant buy that ammo in general" you can remove that.
Like spt gives you the tools to make the game what you want it to be
And if like someone simply wants to have hype looking weapons they can do that
If they just want like to play against every bot like they're idfk, the average live cheater they can do that or if they want to just have a chill experience they can too
Like it's unironically Skyrim modding but tarkov
Well
I have gotten the cheapest tarkov and am planning to play SPT
I know... basically fuck all about actual tarkov gameplay, this will be fun
should know them bu hand
I'm going to install a few mods like that SAIN AI mod and all that but going in mostly blind
do that
if youre new play spt
to learn maps
live is always better though
Eh, I am good
only two times
good week
hes right

@ancient marsh i got home
bruh my altyn didn come back in insurance
someone yoinked it
ggs
@ancient marsh get off that computer call
@stark torrent get on
context: artem said "xal come do your snowball" and i said im gonna get molested
#foxnews #tuckercarlson #quicktimeevent
"xalrider you're a goo- okay player"
got such a late spawn
got my backup pistol in my rig
@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6GenYyKIE
#foxnews #tuckercarlson #quicktimeevent
name of guy on the right? he's really handsome
goofy ahh shoes
think i saw him on the televesion before
was something about a registered predator
dateline NBC
chris hansen
@stark torrent
@compact knoll
“May i have some oats brother” ah built
didnt you say this one before
Possibly
@ancient marsh
OK BRO
OK
545 BS
ARE WE DUMB?
?????????
@stark torrent
all to the goons btw
i hit smugglers maybe 4-5 times
yeah cryon and me died to birdeye
thats so retarded
the one fucking time they have bis ammo
the whole gang
xal being chased in the forest like
m995 to my class 4 backplate 0 damage
m995 to head
insta kill
He who runs with agression , walks without dignity.

@little flame @stark torrent @ancient marsh @short cove @keen sparrow
U can never defeat another , if you not know how to defeat yourself.

how does it even work
NEEEEERD


Chat why should we keep going
That’s a cool screenshot
u are 1 atom away from getting blocked
But the haikus are cheesy
Oh
Yeah i uhhhh
Did not like that show as a kid
I thought it was retarded…. As i watched all 3 lotr movies back to back every day

kill yourself fucking retard
i am 11/13 on snowball and fucking alle decides to split up from everyone
while we are in bunker on woods
run to the scav bunker
aggro fucking goons
die
goons auto aggro on everyone else in the party
goons kill iedy and cryon
and artem kills all goons and gets his head blown off by 2 pmcs across the way
5 rnd burst on both all hits
and i have to go from usec camp to convoy, big mountain, sawmill to outskirts
make a giant hook
cause alle was bored

and now you typing up all this "who runs with aggression" bullshit @soft coral
i run a train aggressively on your mother
god bless her
whats wrong with him?
holy u need to do yoga or meditate or something
russian anti air 💪🏿 🇷🇺
@ancient marsh
yes sir
ok
adipose tissue is a helluva drug, lmao
you think im joking
you think i wouldn't do all those things if i died?
@compact knoll @stark torrent @viral egret @little flame ty for the help on snowball, couldn't do it without you guys 
no problem 
@viral egret @stark torrent @little flame @compact knoll @remote fox @glacial haven @floral orbit
partisan gave me a low fade
bro he gave you a jynxzi
@compact knoll
bald + no eyebrows
oi vei where did everybody go
@compact knoll @viral egret @stark torrent @little flame
probably slightly burnt out after playing tarkov for like 6 hours 
i can join u

im just like
a bulletsponge
yeah i just would want the same full stack since i need knight and partisan
shithead boss that doesnt spawn
on na servers were i would die to some fucking weirdo
yeah bro whatever u do
dont
i think ud rather just not play
idk when the event ends
its better to just wait for us i guess
I can join in a bit
Making a pizza
i kinda want at least 2 other people
If you dont mind try to lower your karma even lower
@ancient marsh you gon join?
"is that a smoke grenade or are you happy to see me"
cant wait to redo lk access
did it first try
tac-x
zero to 250
use the march scope

if a disabled drooler like me did it first try
so can you
yeah that doesnt mean i wont be geeked at that point
regardless
knight and partizan
partizan is the worst bro
cause he takes so fucking long genuinely
i think that should be the first step
on snowball
imo
partizan first
we did like close to 10 woods raids
looking for him
lowkey yeah







