💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

not as comfortable

[compact knoll]

I mean have you ever put your dick thru the zipper to piss

[ancient marsh]

it does restrict the flow

like pinching the water hose

[compact knoll]

Yeah

[glacial haven]

i am doing just fine

[compact knoll]

It doesnt work

[soft coral]

I pinch it when pissing and release a charge shot

[glacial haven]

but to be fair, we don't get the same temperatures that you guys get over there

[ancient marsh]

lord please i hope it goes back into you and explodes you in half

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

for writing that vile message

[ancient marsh]

it's kinda "don't knock it till you try it" thing

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Xalrider pulls down his pants and underwear completely when taking a piss

[ancient marsh]

super comfy trust mer

[compact knoll]

You just see him standing in a public bathroom pissing

[glacial haven]

i had one when i was younger, i just kinda don't miss it

[compact knoll]

Cheeks out

[ancient marsh]

at least i put the toilet lid up before pissing

[glacial haven]

if i had one, i'd maybe wear it but i am doing just fine without it

[ancient marsh]

artem so used to having no lights on he thinks he's the lord of darkness

[compact knoll]

Youre very vulnerable when you do it

Look behind you first when you do it next time

[ancient marsh]

i actually do it with my toes, while facing the door

[glacial haven]

what, you gonna crawl through the sewer pipes?

[ancient marsh]

he's so skinny he actually might

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-neck-all-necks-matter-gif-13001555

me and artem

[soft coral]

why u

wait nvm

NVM

[short cove]

Fachkraft für abwassertechnik

Alr we reached peak

It can only get worse from here

[compact knoll]

This is my comical 9/11

[ancient marsh]

peak but upside down

[compact knoll]

Nothing will ever be as funny as this

[ancient marsh]

brother

dont

[short cove]

Dip

[ancient marsh]

yes, and some tortila chips please

[glacial haven]

artyom visiting xal for the first time:

https://tenor.com/view/supersus-gif-11111924642168866714

[short cove]

Unfortunately my job

[remote fox]

He sits down to pee.

[glacial haven]

yikes

look at the bright side, job security

[ancient marsh]

icefire when they invent anti poop surgery:

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[short cove]

We still are the end place for most grease removal companies

And I can change over to the fresh water boys as their job is to the biggest parts the same

[glacial haven]

that's him after getting a call to the 2 room apartment that houses 23 afghan immigrants

[ancient marsh]

IceFire, grease remover, pulling up to xalrider's home:

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-sad-tears-gif-15925597

[ancient marsh]

dont post things like this, he might get 5 years in prison in Germany

icefire the type of guy to go to prison and come out converted to islam

[glacial haven]

said he's a furry in there and then became a poly girlfriend for the entire sector

prison sector bop 🥀

[ancient marsh]

i always thought that the "its not gei if its in jail" thing was dumb, but i just now realized that people who go to prison/jail aren't that smart to begin with

cough @keen sparrow

[short cove]

Thing is as long as it isent on the public property and we can say "Auf unserem übergabeschacht geht alles fit." Its not my problem

Amd they can call a plumber

[ancient marsh]

what does that mean

why did you start talking german bro

[short cove]

Idk übergabeschacht

[glacial haven]

it makes absolutely no sense but as you said, you're not necessarily smart if you go to prison either way

[soft coral]

that crysis 2 ai on post human ain't no joke

[viral egret]

playing gmod

my friend spawns a tank

i spawn a lambo and put bombs on it

[ancient marsh]

UAE guerilla fighters:

[short cove]

Like sewage ting in tje road, man hole

[viral egret]

i crashed into him

[glacial haven]

pretty big kitchen knife

[viral egret]

(i died on the way, crashed into a highway barrier)

[ancient marsh]

job job job job job job

[stark torrent]

i need to DM you smth i almost psoted her

[soft coral]

the nanosuit in teh most casual monotone voice
Defeat the CELL Gunship

[ancient marsh]

is it a video of you saying the n word 15 times

lets see

YEP

IT IS

@stark torrent

what a prediction

[glacial haven]

never happened, our moderation team is diverse and law abiding

socially and morally always correct

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent "BLM ✊🏿 " mfs when a black cop arrests them

[ancient marsh]

it's just a joke ive never heard iedy say anything non-politically correct

i have to actually tell him to shut up about systemic racism and injustice while im mind gunfight in tarkov

"NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL"
iedy shut the fuck up a guy is next to me bro

[compact knoll]

Except one group of people

You know who I'm talking about

[ancient marsh]

fascists

[glacial haven]

+40₪

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/netanyahu-gif-10752443897536022512

[short cove]

Benji is a real one

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/black-handshake-druski-rapper-gif-20590250

me when i finally meet Big Ben

me and twin tapped in fr

[glacial haven]

if tarkov would add patches of countries, how long do you guys think it would take until someone made a bot to hunt down pmc's with the israeli patch

[ancient marsh]

if that happens, i'm sorry but you're just gonna have to play with a 0.4 KD player then/

https://tenor.com/view/israel-i-stand-with-israel-am-yisrael-chai-lion-of-judah-gif-12114158353853805926

[glacial haven]

gonna be the reason for that k/d

[ancient marsh]

ah, forgot you're german

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

[glacial haven]

i'll strip your gun with an exploit, you gonna get an insurance return of the charging handle, that's about it

[ancient marsh]

you think a guy with an israeli patch wouldn't get full insurance?

[soft coral]

game definitely shows its age being as simplistic as it is but the visuals and atmosphere are still awesome

[glacial haven]

yes.

the ones responsible for the return are a bunch of gypsys

[ancient marsh]

game shows its age
so does @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[glacial haven]

you think they'll see the patch and suddenly show more respect?

[soft coral]

iedy looks like something found in a pyramid

[ancient marsh]

bro

come on bro

you cant be saying that

about your friend as well, no less

https://tenor.com/view/pat-bev-shocked-pat-bev-karl-malone-pat-bev-podcast-gif-12913250704725443206

[glacial haven]

iedy the kinda dude that will be found in some museum in the uk after his passing

[stark torrent]

Me when i had to make a school presentation with my 2 other retards @hollow patrol @viral egret

[stark torrent]

Damn i was actually locked in when i played c2 this game only got better

[glacial haven]

you think they'll add a statue called "iedy" to relooted if I buy the game once?

[stark torrent]

As story went on

[ancient marsh]

that's iedy at school when he hears "six seven charlie kirk labubu netanyahu" from a lunch table

[stark torrent]

Holyyy

[stark torrent]

Hahahahaha

It would be more valuable than whatever monkey statue they wanna steal

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAAH

[stark torrent]

Black thieves want to steal a monkey statue

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[soft coral]

oooooh ray tracing @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

WAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[stark torrent]

What did the devs mean by this

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

not very nice, sir

[stark torrent]

Sir this is the public chat

[glacial haven]

fair

[stark torrent]

Sturmgewehr or smth

[glacial haven]

i kinda wanna check something but i probably shouldn't do it publicly

you remember the dude that closed his eyes and mouth in a dark room as a joke? i wanna check @deft elbow discards the image from detection because the general luminance score of the image is too low

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Are those chips flavored after that delicious fucking sauce

[stark torrent]

Ye

[fast garden]

I’m gonna need you to hand em over man

[hollow patrol]

tzatziki fucks

had it while i was in greece

[stark torrent]

you should have like family pack of 2kg

[hollow patrol]

did not get tired of that shit

[stark torrent]

ah wait u no longer work at Walmart

[stark torrent]

real like the actual legit tzatziki

i had it with souvlaki

holyyyy peak

[hollow patrol]

[stark torrent]

and they gave us a shot of ouzo from the house

ouuskha

[hollow patrol]

god bless

[soft coral]

damn this shit look peak

[glacial haven]

Damn, now I wanna get greek food

I have yet to eat anything greek that just doesn't taste great

[stark torrent]

it was insanely good

[hollow patrol]

what is gang playing

[fast garden]

Crisis 2, no?

[ancient marsh]

crysis 2

[fast garden]

I’ve never seen a chip with that flavor here

[ancient marsh]

with a "Y" @fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/enojado-gif-6930705070173779193

[fast garden]

I forgor

[hollow patrol]

i c

i was unaware

[soft coral]

how does this man not recognize crysis 2

[ancient marsh]

bro hes like 17

[soft coral]

kids these days

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1140386201438789682/ssstwitter.com_1691955203624.gif

[ancient marsh]

250 upvotes 90 comments

fucking nuke the entire subreddit

"IsraelGPT, please generate me a perfect post for tarkov subreddit, glory to Netanyahu"

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @little flame https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2031771479784755482

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

New reworked realistic non-linear aiming

▶ Play video

X · Mar 11, 2026, 4:37 PM

nah bro he is adding the fucking Stalker Gunslinger ADS

this shit sucks balls lmao it fucks your momentum

[ancient marsh]

bro fucking whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

it's not fucking ground zero warfare

they want to kill dynamic pmc fights even harder

holy fuck just kill yourself nikita please i am begging

blow it off clean on live

i will actually give all the money i have and the shirt off my back directly to your family if you injest a watch battery and let your stomach dissolve bro

[stark torrent]

the only good thing that kept carrying this game was gunplay and they fucked it and fucked it over and over

like with short light guns it makes 0 sense

[ancient marsh]

doesn't the animation make no sense?

like

the weapon is constantly shoulder in game as is

it's point firing

not hipfiring

why does he slam the stock into the shoulder

[glacial haven]

Why does nikita get a boner each time he implements something that makes the game marginally worse and something that gives cheaters another major advantage because they can just remove the animation?

[ancient marsh]

when the gun is already shouldered?

[glacial haven]

How does BSG always cook up shit like this

At this point I am certain that one of the big cheat sellers is working at BSG to pledge this shit to Nikita lmao

[stark torrent]

cant wait for cheaters to bypass that ads shit anyway and have insta ADS

even with high ergo you stil have that shoulder bump that lowers your momentum 100%

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

time to farm the downvotes

[glacial haven]

That is 100% going to happen, it's a known method to get rid of shit in Tarkov, just not showing the Animation

[gritty python]

im conviced nikita is some kind of eldritch beast that consumes the hatred levied his way

[ancient marsh]

nikita opens twitter, checks dms and starts furiously rage-masturbating

nikita jerks off with both legs in the air

[gritty python]

yes so dima can eat his ass out

[ancient marsh]

i dont want that image in my head bro

[glacial haven]

Actually convinced that some cheat dev has to work at BSG

[gritty python]

i mean i wouldnt be surprised

[stark torrent]

Fuck this guy

ETS MENTIONED HAHAHAHAH @fast garden

YOOOOOO ETS IN 2026

[ancient marsh]

unheard ed gives access to ETS btw

[gritty python]

actual circus in bsg headquarters

[gritty python]

"no, i fucking hate you all shut up" is essentially his response

[glacial haven]

Him not just saying "Tarkov is finished, no more updates" is actually a good thing, the issue is just, all of his updates are ass, some of the bugs are unexplainable as well, they are the equivalent of turning on the light switch in your living room to unlock the front door, they change one thing and 3 other things just shit the bed the next update

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-world-suvrkami-it's-gonna-get-worse-gif-9088182430711681563

Nikita response:

[gritty python]

im beginning to notice a correlation with eastern european games and spaghetti coding

[glacial haven]

And now they are adding more retarded shit to the pov, you're already fucked by sway because cheaters just disable that shit, now he's adding more stuff to widen the margin even more for legit players

[stark torrent]

its literally nauseating

imagine moving like fast and having to ads move ads move

it gives u fucking motion sickness

[viral egret]

tf is ets im new to this

[stark torrent]

also you cant even get a gun with good ergo now so it will always have bad shit

[gritty python]

experimental test server

[viral egret]

damn

no wonder i never heard of it

probably the first time they use it

[stark torrent]

some dead shit they used twice and then forgot about it for like 2 years

[viral egret]

ba iedy

vorbeam cu doamna de mate azi

a zis ca vineri putem chiuli de l ora

fara absente

[glacial haven]

And you know that the initial version will be absolutely broken as well

The animation will be stuck and you just can't aim in anymore

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

"the peasants are angry, milord"

holy shit nikita losing favor with redditors it's so fucking over bro

pack it up and go to malta for tax haven

[viral egret]

think imma hop on tarkov for a while

gonna do customs sbih

[stark torrent]

that guy is righ tho , the whole ADS , pulling your gun in the wall then ADS again will fucking ruin your head

[viral egret]

i think it'd alr be insanely better if he wasnt pushing it back into his shoulder for no reason

[glacial haven]

You'll just get sick after a while, it'll have the same effect as looking at your phone while in a moving vehicle

[ancient marsh]

the thing is that low ergo is still somewhat a skill check too

you can counter the overswing

[glacial haven]

There is no reason to add this shit

[ancient marsh]

it's still a big disadvantage

but it has a skill mechanic built in

[fast garden]

we are already walking around always in high ready stance

why does the gun move so damn much when re "shouldering" it

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh down to hop on to quest?

[ancient marsh]

yeah like 10-15 mins gonna finish this isaac run

[ancient marsh]

WHY IS HE RESHOULDERING IT?

[viral egret]

aight

ping me when ur done

[pliant thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-redditt-moderator-mod-discord-mod-gif-4981522762902774279

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

why is he reshouldering?

THE GUN IS ALWAYS SHOULDERED

WHY IS HE REMOVING IT

FROM THE SHOULDER

BREAKING THE THIRD POINT OF CONTACT

TO SHOULDER IT AGAIN?

[fast garden]

like, if they actually added low ready etc it would make sense, though the animation still needs work

but rn theres zero reason to do this

its a strict downgrade for no reason

[viral egret]

cultists just gave me my last cofdm

lmfao

[fast garden]

the animation is linear because its already always fucking shouldered

[glacial haven]

That's the thing, there is no reason for different stances because as long as you're not constantly in ready, you're at a major disadvantage, this change literally makes no sense

And I also love how low ergo is just the exact same animation, slowed down

[fast garden]

those stance changes would presumably have different effects on the pmc, if ever added there would be a reason to not always be in high ready

[stark torrent]

what he should have made is , add a low ready stance that will buff your stamina regen , but when you go on ready stance , you make ADS noise and you would lose slow stamina , it would also fuck the campers a bit cause all they do is sint in a corner with the gun aiming at the door

[fast garden]

irl, that shit is extremely physically straining

[glacial haven]

Okay fair, I thought of a couple scenarios where that would make sense, somewhere on woods or if you're getting ready to sprint over an open area

Initially I just had cqc scenarios in mind

Which is the majority of Customs but on Woods that would actually not be that bad

[ancient marsh]

none of this needs any coding btw, they can straight rip SPT mod code btw

[ancient marsh]

also he shouldnt have made any of this

this is all retarded milsim arma 3 bullshit for droolers

[stark torrent]

also for scavs this would be cool because if the scavs would be on low ready , it would mean they were not aggroed or starteld at all , if they are on ready means they saw someone or something aggroed them

[glacial haven]

But still, they should've started with that instead of adding a shoulder re-mounting animation for when you aim in

[ancient marsh]

it's all fucking stupid and unnecessary

like

[stark torrent]

it would be a nice touch but we have doghsit instead

[ancient marsh]

tarkov progress is a chore

[stark torrent]

abysmal dogshit

[ancient marsh]

now TARKOV GUNPLAY IS A CHORE?

WHY FUCKING BOTHER BRO?

[fast garden]

it kinda already has been

[ancient marsh]

low ready is retarded and shouldnt be a thing imo

[fast garden]

like, compared to any other shooter

[stark torrent]

i would say gunplay carried tarkov the most aside from the press F to get shiny object and get happy

they ruined both now for a while so idk

[fast garden]

yes its a chore, but its an important one

[stark torrent]

its fun to go do what tigz does and camp inside red room

on labs

and watch tiktok reels

or play total war

on 2nd monitor

[fast garden]

i thought it was for tarkov, was like what thermal nerf

fucking marathon

[stark torrent]

unc game

[glacial haven]

It allows for different skill ceilings between players but this change just completely obliterates that, if they really pull through with that new ads animation, that will be the second time you have to get used to a major change

First inertia, now this shit

[ancient marsh]

just keep putting things down your urethra bro

fucking cornball

[ancient marsh]

go play that 300 player melee tarkov lil bro

[stark torrent]

37k so already below what it had a few days ago

this game will prob sit at like 15-20k max

which would be ok if Bungie didnt invest so much in the game it needs a funny number of players to keep playing

[glacial haven]

The game has been out for a couple of days, give it 3 months and it will be less than that.

The Bungie content pipeline has always been slow as shit

[stark torrent]

we'll see in 5 months what this game will do

[viral egret]

(die out)

[glacial haven]

And a couple of cosmetics doesn't bring player retention, they need to add actual content

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/varca-mourinho-quotes-dBYrT1GZ7CbmH67cXg

[ancient marsh]

look at that flag

all im saying

[stark torrent]

i cannot speak

i can bypass automod

i cant speak

[fast garden]

why are they always so fucking retarded man

[stark torrent]

im pretty sure its faster to ADS a fully loaded RPD irl than in that video

like the gun is heavy but it was made to be carried by average humans you know

its not 30kg

[ancient marsh]

(((they)))

careful

watch it.

[fast garden]

they because its a group of people you neanderthal

[ancient marsh]

which group

[stark torrent]

TheyNegotiator

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

how he grabs kids before injecting them with estrogen

[ancient marsh]

WOAAAAAH

[stark torrent]

@hollow patrol

[fast garden]

yeah this shit is dead

[fast garden]

pov you live in england

[ancient marsh]

you do not understand

we NEED 7 million more of them in the united kingdom

[stark torrent]

Hey mate can you tell a chap what time it is -

[ancient marsh]

AL HALIM DULUR RAHAM-

[glacial haven]

5:1 immigrants to kids ratio

[viral egret]

ferentari training

[stark torrent]

lol if its only pc its over the moment the next big things comes to PC is ggs

[ancient marsh]

canada 23% immigrant

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1107784395768729650/1132878998091858070/i_want_my_55_cents.gif

[viral egret]

this was the golden ratio on the epstein island

[ancient marsh]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[stark torrent]

which could mean even the next Arc Raiders update or whatever

[viral egret]

5 adults to 1 kid

[fast garden]

oh this was the video bogdan was looking for the other day

has to be it

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-im-crine-aaFz1Arg0h5cOwAu2w

[glacial haven]

At this point the UK is just Epstein Island for the poor

[fast garden]

they are already nerfing the hostile ai in marathon, one of a few things i think they did mostly well

[ancient marsh]

"The weak should fear the strong."

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/adult-swim-gene-simmons-ecstasyleech-CRnmr50gprJ99QUh8x

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxfx1qLEzUC2PHSaPN8V1YwKBZyn3fFCGH?si=xp4slO1t3m7GUvYa

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

i think a random russian in sralnya blocked me

this guy

[ancient marsh]

ukranian spotted 🚨 ukranian spotted 🚨 ukranian spotted 🚨 ukranian spotted 🚨 ukranian spotted 🚨 ukranian spotted 🚨

viu viu viu viu

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[ancient marsh]

steam does this to me when i try to add funds

russian spotted russian spotted russian spotted

[stark torrent]

avaria

[ancient marsh]

try to load into a european server on tarkov, but the DNA tester on my mouse shows i'm 87% slavic russian

so my pmc gear gets vaporized

unfortunate

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

IN THE SIDE OF THE PECTORAL MUSCLE

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

hahahhahahahahaha

[fast garden]

the quantity of troglodytes

[compact knoll]

protruiding to the left a bit

[fast garden]

so are we all gonna collect our money

[stark torrent]

oh yeah i should have 10M by now

[fast garden]

im close to 10 i think you have 15 no

[stark torrent]

Speaking of money and jobs

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-thug-hunters-thugger-thuggin-gif-25386960

[stark torrent]

did u get it?

[fast garden]

im still waiting to hear back after background checks and shit

i imagine that stuff takes a bit longer since its medical field

[compact knoll]

"sir he has 3000 hours in tarkov"

"We found his tarkov vc logs"

[stark torrent]

yeah i forgot this is 26 America , they have to see if you are not a relative of Muhammad Ali-Sandor from Iran

[fast garden]

if theres even a trace in my bloodline gg

[stark torrent]

i forgot in order to even get a bank loan or rent in some cities in teh US

you have to be like pristine

ggs man just give me the cheapest tent and heating unit

[stark torrent]

found a nice spot on the Skid Row next to the drunk man and the prostitute

[compact knoll]

im still suprised iedy did like 8k hours in like 2 wipes

fucking degen

[stark torrent]

nah there is no way

[viral egret]

you will wakke up like this

[compact knoll]

dude you started playing like 4 wipes later than me

[stark torrent]

i prob did on average like 2k hours a wipe idk

[compact knoll]

and when we started playing you had 8 or 9k

[stark torrent]

i had 7.5 i think

4 years now

@ancient marsh

thsi retard stopped his Marathon gulping to drop this shit

[fast garden]

can we ban airwing from twitter

genuinely

nothing he says is of value

[glacial haven]

put verybadscav and airwing in the gulag, whoever gets out still gets shot

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent Whips out BBC Junior
Left Gluteus minimus, right gluteus minimus

[ancient marsh]

tf vbs do 😭

[viral egret]

what about maximus

[soft coral]

Today mom is bringing me vegetables with chicken and caramelized onions and cheese on top

https://tenor.com/view/peepofat-gif-24867194

[glacial haven]

i stopped checking out tarkov twitter but there was a time in which verybadscav did nothing but complain, quite literally

every single tweet he made was a complaint

[ancient marsh]

i hope it randomly explodes

for no reason

[soft coral]

ok mean

take that back

[ancient marsh]

it probably was during the time in tarkov when it was genuinely warranted lmao

[glacial haven]

it started with him complaining that every streamer should get tarkov drops enabled

[fast garden]

vbs has always been an annoying retard that spews theories

[ancient marsh]

I AM A REDDITOR FROM SUPER-ISRAEL, AND THIS IS MY OPINION

[glacial haven]

I don't think you could've come up with a more dogshit opinion if you really tried

rapid movement 🥀

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1481334477358764063/image.png?ex=69b2efbd&is=69b19e3d&hm=1c85705fdb8dc6842f1819393a765ecd621760456b94a1d46b35230d22883b80&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

Nikita genuinely sounds like super hitler here

[ancient marsh]

"rapid movement" and my pc gets tired after running 50 meters

[compact knoll]

you can move pretty fast

but if they make it worse its just gonna be unplayable

[ancient marsh]

not in any way that matters in a fight

if you're sprinting - means you aren't shooting

same for jumping

[compact knoll]

dude you can lean and circle strafe

[ancient marsh]

btw do remember there's a delay between stopping sprint and ADS'ing

[ancient marsh]

so?

that's walking movespeed

[compact knoll]

they said they fixed it

[ancient marsh]

if i cant walk how tf do i peek a corner

[compact knoll]

yeah and its impossible to hit

[ancient marsh]

not in my experience

[compact knoll]

have you seen fucking arena

[ancient marsh]

gigantic megacope chungus deluxe

[compact knoll]

if it was useless noone would be doing it

[ancient marsh]

arena has old pre-inertia corner strafes bro

you can AD AD AD spam

like on titanfall or sth

it's not like live eft

arena doesnt count

they legit removed inertia on arena brother

[compact knoll]

you can 100% lean spam in live

[ancient marsh]

lean spam? are you retarded?

[compact knoll]

dude ive been having the worst shits today

[ancient marsh]

btw i remember a guy on off EFT servers tried telling everyone that circle strafing is a bannable exploit mechanic and everyone using it will be banned

and when a girl tried to tell him he's retarded

he said sth like "you're a woman, what would you know about it"

and got permad

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @glacial haven

[compact knoll]

i remember

[ancient marsh]

that's how i see all of these "pvp is too fast" freaks

just that 1 guy

[glacial haven]

I just really would like to know what goes on in the head of someone like that, how would BSG even track shit like that

I hope 3 dudes circle strafe on his current or future wife 🥀

[ancient marsh]

he legit was like "just upload/stream a video of yourself circle strafing and see what happens."

he was dead fucking serious

[compact knoll]

judt dont ads

[glacial haven]

Ah yes, just like the random crashes that every streamer experiences when they transit

I just had a joke pop up in my head but I can't say it

[ancient marsh]

after they nerf hipfire?

hell naw

[compact knoll]

honestly at the distances where sprint ads is actually fucking you over

you dont have to ads

[viral egret]

opening overseer room

5 seconds earlier "hope reshala isnt here"

partisan rushes into me

[gritty python]

he wanted a kith

[flat breach]

https://stupidpenisx.com/TarkovBasement/status/2031765148327670068

Tarkov Basement Guy (@TarkovBasement)

I'm so dead

#EscapefromTarkov #EfT #タルコフ

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 4:12 PM

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/5rGtW2qF45g?t=1359 @ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqUNfflw3s

[fast garden]

you can use the other classic stock

[winged mica]

Where is the M4 stock bro 😭

Man tried to larp but failed miserably

[fast garden]

would be cool if we had the mount for lights like that

[stark torrent]

tarkov sucks

[cyan garnet]

true

[ancient marsh]

shut up loser

you are ugly

and your lips are dry

@winged mica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqUNfflw3s

[viral egret]

god bless

[winged mica]

????????

[viral egret]

all goons on fenthouse just dead

[winged mica]

Ok?

[viral egret]

he killed each one of them

with that gun

iots op

[winged mica]

What does this have to do with the fact you are lack of fried chicken

[compact knoll]

You are lack of fried chicken

Is one side of your face non responsive?

Can you look in the mirror and smile?

[glacial haven]

Be nice, he is in the military and from California

They are a bit slower by default

[ancient marsh]

minmaxxing stats into low iq

[glacial haven]

@winged mica 🖍️ here's a red one, go sit in a corner or something

[ancient marsh]

imagine living in California of all states, and thinking "yeah, i'd die for this."

https://tenor.com/view/netanyahu-gif-10752443897536022512

[glacial haven]

It's probably more like "Yeah, I'd rather die"

[ancient marsh]

rather be blown up by taliban/china than die to AIDS from a needle on the ground

[viral egret]

@stark torrent insane raid on customs, goons , 6 pmcs in 1 area

guy on stronghold trying to blast me thru walls with nsv

he killed the goons with it

[ancient marsh]

me and cryon were like Legolas and Gimli

https://tenor.com/view/gimli-legolas-lotr-side-by-side-gif-16885520

never thought i'd die fighting side by side with a romanian

[winged mica]

You are the one lack of mett

[glacial haven]

Of course you did, they'd be running around your body like vultures, waiting till they can't feel a pulse anymore before they snatch your wallet

[ancient marsh]

some dont even wait

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll dude when he aimed his gun at me i thought he was gonna shoot me

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-tourist-are-you-a-tourist-brazil-smiling-friends-tourist-gif-26552380

[glacial haven]

"Helmet check", he said, right before shooting through your left eye

[fast garden]

anyone ever play orcs must die

thinking about getting omd deathtrap

[ancient marsh]

artem might in about 2 years

[fast garden]

never played the series

i played the hell out of dungeon defenders on the xbox360

[ancient marsh]

this not getting at least 4 kek reacts made me change my opinion about a lot of you guys.

lots to think about there.

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208121918855577700/1354106709567602759/image0-24.gif

[fast garden]

i dont know what the hell it means man i am american

[ancient marsh]

ukranians call russians "orcs"

[native crypt]

Redditors do to

[fast garden]

only 2 years?

[ancient marsh]

man shurup man

[fast garden]

or rather why would it take that long

[viral egret]

to be drafted

or something

[fast garden]

is artyom 15 or something

[ancient marsh]

he's 17 i think

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

isnt he nearing 18

[fast garden]

jesus christ man i did not know he was a baby

im playing this silly ass roblox game where you have to run from a dude sniping

[next temple]

ukrainian draft age is 25+

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[next temple]

they didnt pass the law

yet

[ancient marsh]

Joseph Robinette Biden senior when he sees an unsupervised child in ukraine:

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1466066867742576752/20240210_004012.gif

artyom next year

[next temple]

more like me next year lol

[fast garden]

yeah american draft is 18

25 is crazy

and makes sense

[viral egret]

they'll find 0,0001% american dna in artyom to draft him

[fast garden]

but american draft is so young

[next temple]

18 years is a lot of countries' draft age

[fast garden]

yeah i just think it shouldnt be so young

[next temple]

p sure the reason why its so high in ukraine is because it's easier to train and supply a grown ass man to fight a war than an 18 year old who likely never even tasted how shit life can be.

That and a lot of dead 18 year olds do not look great for the military's image

[fast garden]

and thats why i think it shouldnt be 18

[next temple]

77th Infantry Division is a bright example of why older men usually make more effective soldiers

or wait which one was it

uhhh lemme check

ye s77th

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/77th_Sustainment_Brigade

[fast garden]

fort dix oorah

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-sergeant-sergeant-billy-herrington-drill-sergeant-gachi-gif-23195006

[fast garden]

roblox avatars kill me

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tCQiF_9hrZs?si=dJd3zTaQGZdc8xkl

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

he looks like donald trump

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356003479105306895/1470265570762162287/IMG_4959.gif

[viral egret]

sigma

[fast garden]

you guys should come hop on this roblox game with me trust

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/0FYsF9lZyEQ?si=8AHqtu5wRHe8XxDY

[stark torrent]

if only nikita and another dude work on that expect 100% to be broken as well

[ancient marsh]

"even if you dont like it i will add it anyways!"

bro is treating it like a joke but he unironically did this

with the visual animations of guns shaking when shooting

this literally already happened at least once

[ancient marsh]

it's a meme 100%

nikita is farming death threats

he's probably in the twitter partnership program

cause aint no way

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/IncursionRR/status/2031816427288539173

Incursion Red River (@IncursionRR)

And here is our aiming system...

▶ Play video

X · Mar 11, 2026, 7:36 PM

Are they shitting on him

funny enough the red river one looks much better lol

the guy doesnt take 5 years to aim in

[ancient marsh]

yeah this is dogshit btw too

tarkovs current aiming system is 100% serviceable

like it's even good, if anything

[stark torrent]

i mean in this game works because this game is really slow

[ancient marsh]

yeah but the animation lacks weight

[stark torrent]

but in tarkov movement jumping leaning aiming bla bla

that shit makes no sense

[ancient marsh]

its like the guy is using a plastic mock up of a gun

[hollow patrol]

gae sex with yo mama simulador

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-ear-mosquito-monteiro-gabriel-gif-4549468560321604478

[fast garden]

airwingmarine simulator

[soft coral]

???? are you getting groomed?

[stark torrent]

please sir

i know we are bored but god have mercy

[soft coral]

thee go replay ghsots of tsushima or something

anything but....THAT

[fast garden]

what

thats some random

this game is actually fun man you have to run through an area while some guy in a tower 4 gorjillion miles away shoots at you

[soft coral]

ITS ROBLOX

are you on meds bruv

[fast garden]

look man im having fun

[soft coral]

THERES OTHER GAMES

u can play

and have fun

[ancient marsh]

hes the groomer

[soft coral]

WOAH

[fast garden]

ok well this is fun man

[soft coral]

HES THE WHAT

[fast garden]

my account isnt even age verified i cant speak to anyone lmfao

i shot jeffery epstien earlier

[soft coral]

how fitting considering the game

[fast garden]

some of the cosmetics you can buy are insane man

[ancient marsh]

Since he's almost guaranteed alive, it might actually be him

Roblox is a game he would play

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

there was a game like this on android

it was multiplayer

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/8Fs9yEu-TPo?is=iyjbPtrAVbJ6zBxH
@keen sparrow @fast garden

the autism monkey side of my brain produces so much happy chemical when i watch anything doom related

love it

[keen sparrow]

18 minutes

bro, you know you could just make your balls shake up and down for 8 minutes and get the same effect

[fast garden]

random roblox game whre i can make afronts to god become real

[winged mica]

What im the Deadline 😭

Tbh

For some reasons that game has gun model so detailed

Like they model everything include internal

[fast garden]

it made me wish we had the different unique lowers in tarkov

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

[winged mica]

I gotta tell you dude

Roblox coder beside for allegation and pedo shit

They are cracked af

[fast garden]

this random roblox game is outright using tarkov music

[keen sparrow]

like FO4 modding

ANYTHING to not play live Tarkov

[winged mica]

Funny if you think Tarkov has ammo bloat

There is a Roblox survival game where they have like 50 different AR

And each using their own ammo

[keen sparrow]

There almost ALMOST

was a super ammo mod with like any and every caliber you could think of

[winged mica]

Like they have .458 Socom AR, .50 Beowulf AR, .300 AR. .17 wildcat AR, .22 AR

[keen sparrow]

to be the standard for all future guns

[winged mica]

Like some weird shit I have never heard of too

Like .40-40

And creedmoor

And stuff

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure creedmor has been in SPT once or twice

[winged mica]

Like Jesus if you cant find that one specific ammo you cant use it

https://state-of-anarchy-rblx.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Ammo_Types

Why tf they have ammo from different companies

Huhh

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

l... lego stud

okay

[gritty python]

most powerful gun

https://tenor.com/view/lego-cowboy-gun-stop-motion-gif-2506060304565834781

[stark torrent]

Nikita working on abortion confirmed

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-gif-27676444

[cyan garnet]

Mag loading anims

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-meme-funny-the-rock-talking-gif-10106062647383016451

[ancient marsh]

6 hour btw

"just give him some bullshit ✌🏿 😭 "

[remote fox]

Why are your emojis black?

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1384277872231055571/RDT_20250617_0005226460486856238652953.jpg?ex=69b32abb&is=69b1d93b&hm=9815c5b7707a936b0db77b5e99318625b13e27f740271ceba2074492c9746fc1&=&format=webp&width=773&height=736

[remote fox]

Fair enough.

[ancient marsh]

"you do bad at school? this is just like the black peoples! "

did a KKK card-carrying member write this?

grand wizard

[remote fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1475517522198528000/49eee2620ca57d608022ecb4963e2de3.gif

[compact knoll]

they dont call slavs white n

nevermind

[ancient marsh]

nice people

@viral egret we should focus on story quests today

along with just doing ur sbih as well

[little flame]

I might join

If its okay

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[hollow patrol]

joining yo mama in bed 2nite 🤑 🤑

[viral egret]

ye

well not as much we need to get my lk

so i can turn in 3 blues and do 15 kills and flares on inter

[ancient marsh]

yeah i need lk too

i need to plant the receivers

[viral egret]

r u at np1,2 or assessment

or firther

[ancient marsh]

i said plant receivers

its np2 i think

[viral egret]

ok ill bang out np1 so we can do it at the same time

idk the lk quests so

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-price-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-price-price-modern-warfare-call-of-duty-4-modern-warfare-gif-6868715112581905844

kappa achieved, time to larp

[viral egret]

raah

[vivid dawn]

Mini penis G36

[ancient marsh]

the recoil surprisingly isn't awful

when crouching, with 855a1 recoil debuff, and no attachments, hits like 20/30 shots on the farthest target in range

[little flame]

Good one lobotomite

[soft coral]

why the fuck is there blood on the screen

u fell into water bruh not a blender

neighbour drilling again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[pseudo storm]

Thats the only way for them to communicate to the player that damage has been inflicted on them: Jam on the screen

[soft coral]

ITS WATER

WHAT DAMAGE

this video pissed me off

[pseudo storm]

I know I concur but Infinity Ward incapable of any other way

[hollow patrol]

THX

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1481553693198520331/image.png?ex=69b3bbe6&is=69b26a66&hm=f23cd4ff113b59a09ae806fbc81f1ebd927b332f368a19dea212ee2f22806603&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

what's stupid isn't that they took damage, but that they didn't die.

[soft coral]

yeah

it will do that if u jump horizontally

and hit the water with your chest

if u jump in like a nail

not much will happen

[stark torrent]

Especially from 18m

[soft coral]

especially.

depth of the water does matter but in the video u can see that the water is couple of meters deep

which is plenty enough to decelarate you from this height

[keen sparrow]

okay so that fall in the game took what, 3 seconds?

[soft coral]

main point was its retarded as fuck for them to put blood on the screen

[soft coral]

I doubt thats 43 meters

[keen sparrow]

you think it's more or less

[soft coral]

I think u underestimate how much a meter is

height or not

theyre trained

they should have proper technique for jumping and they do most likely

its fucking retarded

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

for the devs to put blood there

dont try to defend it

[keen sparrow]

i'm not?

i'm saying they would fracture their shins and probably drown. i don't think BUDS drown-proofing can even prepare you for that

[soft coral]

no fucking shit retard

fuckign clanker

[keen sparrow]

you have to be very specific with the prompting, lol

else it would say 'there's no cliff jump in CoD mw2' because it'd assume i'm talking about the one from 2012

[soft coral]

its like spell casting in a way
one wrong syllable and instead of a staff u summon an eldrich horror

when it comes to the jump though

u will be disoriented

you'd need a minute to gather your bearings

[keen sparrow]

the blood effect is stupid af, but that's been a staple since 2010's MW2

[soft coral]

they do it because they dont have the conventional health bar

[keen sparrow]

and then they added health bars for 'plates'

[soft coral]

reject no hp bar meta

return to doom

100% youre fine
it goes down to 0 y oure fucked

[keen sparrow]

I grew up with Turok so i'm inclined to agree

and you have limited lives or you start from the beginning

[soft coral]

Serious sam 2 had them

in 2005 no less

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

[soft coral]

iguana entertainment

what a name

[keen sparrow]

I was playing that shit when i was 6 or 7 years old

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD

[keen sparrow]

i didn't even mean to, wow

I made a russian man in Fallout 4

[soft coral]

@flat breach confirm please

[flat breach]

whar

[soft coral]

bulgarian television channel btw

it all leads back to doom....

[flat breach]

Make braincells

Put em straight into Hell

Cruelty is the point

/s

[next temple]

I dont know who am i
I dont know why i am here
All i know is how to play doom

[soft coral]

Some mf in the comments said doom on bg television before gta6

[cyan garnet]

Did youse see that new tracksuit nikita teased on twitter

I hope its in the next arena battlepass so mentally ill killa farmers seethe and finally kill themselves

[stark torrent]

No

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol reporteri de la kanal d la uniri

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

in tramvai

cersetori

[soft coral]

tranvai

[viral egret]

didnt even notice i said tranvai instead of tramvai

[stark torrent]

big retard moment

he forgot to tick the button on the top left to select items

[viral egret]

classic

man i love ciao

goated drink

[hallow stream]

At least he didnt forget where print screen is

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @memeg

@compact knoll

@ph33

BRO

[viral egret]

@remote fox

jerkov

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox @viral egret

LOOK at who mods tarkov discord

wishes of the playerbase should come second

[viral egret]

his death should come first

[ancient marsh]

i disavow

[viral egret]

are y at uni or su mshit

[cyan garnet]

That mod is a massive f

[coral mulch]

Ого, по гамме сделали мультиплеерную модификацию "Тарков"

[blazing basin]

[little flame]

Wait transit bug is fixed fixed now?

[viral egret]

sorta

[little flame]

Bruh

[viral egret]

it rarely works

bro i hate the fucking meatballs

[little flame]

[viral egret]

wdym i kill 2 of them and now it starts hitting me with attacks harder to dodge than DOG's lattice

[little flame]

Oh

In terraria

Which are those what

Meatballs

[viral egret]

disabled my ability to tp aswell

[viral egret]

profaned guardians

[little flame]

ah idk they took me like 5 attempts this playthrough

i think the last ones attacks are easier to dodge than the first phase

lol

[viral egret]

bro

did u get the giant blackhole in the sky too

[little flame]

are u playing wrath of the gods???

[viral egret]

finally did it tho

[viral egret]

ye

[little flame]

yeah its a part of that mod

have fun

[little flame]

nice

[viral egret]

infernum deities

will be pain

[little flame]

have fun with signus

providence is a fun fight

[viral egret]

signus is like

light work

imo

[little flame]

not on infernum

[viral egret]

ive been doing

every single boss

the only one i cant do at all is viscount

and bereft vassal

my world didn't gen with the stupid thingy for both

[viral egret]

this fight is ass wtf

my screen turned into a flashbang

jesus

fuck

i almost got psycho sniper in 1 raid @ancient marsh

2 pmc kills, knew where another 2 were

wouldve needed 1 more

all headshots

no sniper scavs tho

if i didnt drop the first guys marlin i tihnk i wouldve been able to get my third and fourth kill

only wouldve needed to find the fifth

i guess ill farm for NP1 on gz and get my sbih there too

[ancient marsh]

5 big booms

gj king

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-five-big-booms-boom-gif-16319214973015367077

[viral egret]

ye

surprisingly i hit both headshots on those guys

with a marlin

a scav got in my way sadly

[cyan garnet]

Cofdm found scavving

https://tenor.com/view/noice-meme-noice-tah-noice-old-man-noice-gif-26495247

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/13984314

is this guy cheating

first wipe

completes game

killer 7 in a month of starting the game

almost on snowball

kills reshala and shturman in 5 days of ever starting tarkov

[stark torrent]

yes

i died to this guy before

[ancient marsh]

in what way

[stark torrent]

this wipe

he is cheating balls

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent yeah he's in off tark discord

i checked his achievements

this guy is fucking cheating his nuts off

WOAAAAAAAH

i disavow what i said

i forgot i am not in my friends discord @stark torrent

sent the acc to my homie and forgot to use personality 7 in discord 3

yeah that guy is not real

he got the 3 goons achievements in the exact same raid like 20 seconds apart

this means he literally killed all 3 of them every single raid they were in LMAO

never a raid where he only got 1 or 2

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh tark?

[ancient marsh]

gimme 10 mins

[viral egret]

alr

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

broooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭

some of his achievements are at fucking 4:30 AM btw

[viral egret]

(dying)

if you sleep like 2 hours aa day for a week or three you can like die or smth

[stark torrent]

he is cheating his ass off or shares account with other people , prob cheaters too

[ancient marsh]

he got second kappa btw

i forgot to tell you

he prestiged