💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

no faceshield

right?

[ancient marsh]

yes

[hallow stream]

same animosity he has towards salads

[ancient marsh]

PLEASE BEHAVE

FOR YOUR SAFETY AND MY SAFETY

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[hallow stream]

what are you gonna do man

eat me?

[keen sparrow]

So polymarket is becoming even more accurate.

because whales.

Just like people in posititions of power buying and selling stock because they have insider legislation knowledge

These fucks have moved to polymarket and now there's people dropping 300 grand bets on shit a day before it happens

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

wtf is a polymarket?

is it like those turkish bazaars but for poly couples?

[keen sparrow]

Gambling on world events

[soft coral]

I like my version better tyvm

man those bazaars we have here in balkans

holy shit

shopkeepers have 99 charisma and every trader perk

[keen sparrow]

We have shit like that in the states

'flea markets'

[blazing basin]

only means that you get your ppockets emptied over mid produce

[keen sparrow]

usually hundreds of stalls run by folks from Mexico selling things. it's fun to haggle.

I once talked a guy down from 300$ to 120 for a guitar amplifier

[soft coral]

well thing is

no

local produce is a good chunk of the time better than kaufland or from lidl

its why bazaars still exist

if everything was mid and moldy nobody would be buying

[blazing basin]

[keen sparrow]

My favourite stores were the chinese grocery stores in portland

you would walk in and it smelled FUCKING HORRIBLE

but that's the thing

Why does the food in the chinese grocery store go bad and smell bad, and the food in american grocery stores doesn't

hmmmmmmmm

[short cove]

I once decided to go buy salted caramel ice cream :)

Was very good

From lidl

@soft coral try it too!

[soft coral]

salted caramel?

[keen sparrow]

It's pretty good in coffee too

[soft coral]

I'd rather eat razorblades mixed with fibreglass

[keen sparrow]

especially if the place you're ordering at uses big sea salt crystals

[soft coral]

they just put one big chunk of salt rock

and u lick it like a cow

[keen sparrow]

lol, iced coffee, but instead of ice cubes it's chunks of salt

[soft coral]

Peanut?
at the same time?

[blazing basin]

bro is a caveman. a bit of salt gives depth to sweetness, brings out the flavour

[short cove]

They put mostly grains of it

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow tellem

[short cove]

But it's really not a lot

[ancient marsh]

i think you are genuinely evil for this comment

[short cove]

However enough to give it that tangy sweet sticky texture which still features a little salt

[keen sparrow]

"Salt and sugar pair well because salt is a flavor enhancer that triggers specific taste receptors (SGLT1) on the tongue to make sweetness feel more intense, rather than masking it. This combination creates sensory contrast, balancing intense sweetness with savory notes, reducing bitterness, and stimulating a more dynamic, satisfying neurological response. "

[ancient marsh]

why did you describe it in such a gei way bro

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/writing-fire

[keen sparrow]

Xal reads 'tangy sweet sticky and a little salt" and automatically thinks 'cum'

interesting

[short cove]

Maybe it's just you

Like caramel is sticky and tangy

[blazing basin]

I once tried to make caramelised sugar

safe to say, burnt it

[keen sparrow]

yeah, really good way to ruin a pot

[blazing basin]

pot's fine

[keen sparrow]

did you do a wet or dry caramel

[blazing basin]

not too much, tho.
used it a flavoring in coffee

[short cove]

I tried to too

Legit worked

[blazing basin]

wet

[short cove]

However I poured it into a sheet layed out w aluminum foil

[keen sparrow]

oh you were smart about it

[short cove]

And then it stuck

So I had to melt it out again and pull zhe alu foil out

Which worked

[blazing basin]

shoulda used baking sheet

[short cove]

And then pour into baking sheet

[short cove]

I did so!

And then sprinkled some salt over it

Went great honestly

[keen sparrow]

omg i just realised, days after @soft coral and i were having a convo about Far Cry

I totally forgot that Far Cry Primal ever existed

[short cove]

Just like the price for ts was orbitant given i added maple syrup and vanilla extract and similar

[short cove]

I mean it was just. . .there

Fc 2 and 3 is where it's at

[keen sparrow]

He was not happy that i don't like 4

i've played every far cry (even the first one) except primal

and i think 4 and 6 are the weakest out of all of them

new dawn was pretty bad too, but it was cool to see a direct sequel.

[hollow patrol]

hop on primal

[keen sparrow]

i bet primal is on sale for 8.99 right now

[hollow patrol]

get pissed on by a crazy caveman

[keen sparrow]

second best character of that game

[hollow patrol]

bruh

[keen sparrow]

HOLY

[hollow patrol]

shits 3 dolla

[keen sparrow]

I LOOKED TOO

wait waitiwait

[hollow patrol]

i should lowkey cop that

[keen sparrow]

[hollow patrol]

these too

[keen sparrow]

this can be both the best and worst 30 hours of your life

[hollow patrol]

[keen sparrow]

If you like old games with giga-jank that were ahead of their time, Far Cry 2 is where it's at

[hollow patrol]

i could spend a whole 6 dolla and get the malaria sim and the get pissed on by a caveman sim

[keen sparrow]

but, like Crysis, it was a tech demo that people paid to test essentially

[hollow patrol]

ive already played far cry 3 before but off-steam so it doesnt show in that screenshot

[keen sparrow]

Far Cry 2 is to Far Cry like Morrowind was to Elder Scrolls

[hollow patrol]

and i got fc5 but i havent finished it because it lowkey got too boring

[keen sparrow]

i like fc5 but it has like no chill

[hollow patrol]

clicks on the steam search bar

[soft coral]

hi

[keen sparrow]

you have to complete the entire main story before you can fish in peace

[keen sparrow]

same

[soft coral]

deponia free

[hollow patrol]

he's just like me fr

[soft coral]

go get it

its a fun point and click

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-bro-sure-nick-fuentes-njf-nicholas-j-fuentes-gif-8996782605629735174

[hollow patrol]

not getting allat

dont feel like it

[hollow patrol]

fc4 is also 6 dolla

but i dont feel like getting it

[compact knoll]

deponia is so old

[soft coral]

but tells a decent story

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-black-kid-gif-22716166

[compact knoll]

i bet its one of those puzzles

that have like

mega retarded sollutions

[keen sparrow]

not even the honest explanation is believable so i won't even try

[compact knoll]

i mean

let me guess

you were curious

and you clicked it

so did i

[keen sparrow]

yeah because it's recommended to me

because i have most of the Illusion catalogue

[blazing basin]

??

[soft coral]

sadly femboy futa mania is ai slop

[keen sparrow]

oh THAT'S what we gonna get mad about huh

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-dexter-doakes-mOuVjiA6qvLGB3NusU

[hollow patrol]

fc2 review

[stark torrent]

Sadly?

[hollow patrol]

i wonder what he said

[soft coral]

I mean

so I've heard

[keen sparrow]

bro even my youtube ads have no chill

[hollow patrol]

yeah i mean atleast upload human generated authentic femboy futa mania

[short cove]

Can I be fr w you?

I legit did not figure out the fc2 gaming loop in like a solid 3 hours playing it

[keen sparrow]

19 year old is going to give 32 year old his take on First Person Shooters

lets hear it

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

because it was a botched PoS game

[short cove]

Like I fr looked at it and didn't manage to get the plot going and just went back to fc 3

I should get back to it sometime

[keen sparrow]

you go into hubtown, pick a side (they're the same picture)

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048290298071109652/1477900622949781728/randomfiles_720_audiovk.com.mp4?ex=69b1a676&is=69b054f6&hm=988b4b31e331e9fab8564794ebebe1148e01755caaebfe36a02d0918c48f9c40&

[keen sparrow]

do a story quest, get diamond, buy gun, go to hubtown

all while getting harassed by infinitely respawning LMG technicals at every punctuation mark in my rundown

[soft coral]

I'd buy far cry 5 just to live out my dreams of a unhinged american shooting at hillybillies

[hollow patrol]

its pretty good for that but then u meet like that one guy that hits you with sissy hypnosis and then you kill all your friends

[short cove]

I just realized my autism is baked into me

Like full set into me

[hollow patrol]

no shit, you were born with it

[keen sparrow]

-# Far Cry 5 is my favourite, get that one

[soft coral]

gift me fc5 then

[hollow patrol]

it sgood but gets stale long before you finish the story imo

[compact knoll]

fc 5 is great

[soft coral]

I'll babysit the kid in return so u can play spt in peace

[short cove]

I just wanted to tell Ivan to get a mcx and commit hatecrimes but like, that too is a autism .300 gun

[keen sparrow]

My GF who's entire gaming catalogue was pokemon, animal crossing, maple story, mass effect, and skyrim, played through FC 5

[compact knoll]

just do what you always do man

[keen sparrow]

She got goose bumps at Father singing 'amazing grace' in the intro

[hollow patrol]

the most fucked up evil section to me was this one

[blazing basin]

easy with the casual-bragging

[keen sparrow]

we cosplayed FC5 shit even. She dressed up as Rook and i the father, handcuffed me in public, lol

[hollow patrol]

ROOK DON'T HANDCUFF THE FATHER

ROOK LEAVEEEEE

[keen sparrow]

I also taught her how to play Monster Hunter

[hollow patrol]

ROOOOOOOOOOK

[keen sparrow]

They'll never make a game like 5 again

because normal people might empathise with 'the bad guys'

That's why rainbow six patriots never got made, lol. but i've told that story here like 8 times already

[hollow patrol]

can u tell it again i wasnt there for the last 8 times

thx

[hollow patrol]

i really liked this section in fc5 tbh its well done

[keen sparrow]

uhhh bad guys in the game were kidnapping bankers and their families and the game's trailer just so happened to release just as the 2008-2011 financial crisis was happening and bankers were getting bonuses/bailouts for their own mistake of on-purpose predatory lending practices

[hollow patrol]

gg

[hollow patrol]

other than that i didnt finish the section with the girl so i cant say nothing about her

and like the brother or whatever was mid as hell lowk

i never got to the father

[keen sparrow]

my issue with fc5 is you can't play it at your own pace

you kick a rock and you get XP towards your next cult family boss-fight

and you have no choice in it

they just kidnap you on a whim

[soft coral]

see the bulgarian language is beautiful

How do you explain to your average 3iq american that saying "my dick hurts" means "I dont care"

[hollow patrol]

in this sense the romanian language is also beautiful

[soft coral]

yeah u guys have that one too

[hollow patrol]

[keen sparrow]

is it like

they're talking at you and you say something out of pocket to stop the convo?

[soft coral]

in pula cu satelitu

[soft coral]

no

[hollow patrol]

[soft coral]

it literally means "I dont care"

no matter what context

[keen sparrow]

but you have to say

my dick hurts ....?

[soft coral]

yes

we say

[hollow patrol]

yes.

[soft coral]

Боли ма хуя брат

[hollow patrol]

mă doare în pulă

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

america dont have such poetry does it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-im-watching-you-gif-16773151899168519026

[soft coral]

first mistake is using google translate

[keen sparrow]

i know i know, i just had to

translate.goog isn't going to understand slang

[soft coral]

use deepL like a normal person

[keen sparrow]

like at all

[hollow patrol]

anyway i wanna continue the fc talk
about fc3 (and i say this every time it comes up in conversation) i think it was goated until vaas gets slimed

and then it just falls off badly

[keen sparrow]

Yup

[hollow patrol]

maybe has some good sections here and there maybe

[soft coral]

yeah thats how most people feel about it

[hollow patrol]

but its not the same

[keen sparrow]

post vaas might as well be post-game

[soft coral]

post vaas just close the game

[keen sparrow]

what's aids is i'm pretty sure you don't unlock the poker table until vaas is dead

[short cove]

We got that too to some extent ig

[hollow patrol]

fart cry 3 real ending

[keen sparrow]

I will say about fc6, it was cool to get villain backstory for 3, 4, and 5

[soft coral]

whos we

[hollow patrol]

idk shit abt fc6

[short cove]

The coder

[keen sparrow]

it's 99% trash

[hollow patrol]

noo but it has mr pollos hermanos

how could it be bad

[short cove]

The people who built your house

[keen sparrow]

true, it has the chicken man or The Dentist for payday 2 enjoyers

buuuut

he's barely in the game at all

most of the game is hearing people speak whatever fucked up spanish cubans speak

ugh, the Trans DJ section

fuck fc6

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ft5XTTQWUqNag2gKxmxDp?si=cc4e2977a6ef41ce

[hollow patrol]

every time payday 2 comes up i remember this fucking mod i have on the game https://youtu.be/aAqKlx8OrVA

[keen sparrow]

[hollow patrol]

i swear to god this mod is more memorable than 99% of the missions

[short cove]

But fring

[keen sparrow]

you reminded me i need the fallout 4 mod that makes all the feral ghouls scream "chocolate"

ty

[hollow patrol]

the only mission i remember is the like jewelry store one

[keen sparrow]

5 minutes of giancarlo espacito does not a good game make

like bro

you interect with chicken man' son more than chicken man

if anything fring was a side character in 6

[hollow patrol]

shouldve got 6 minutes

[keen sparrow]

because far cry 6?

[hollow patrol]

no budget

[keen sparrow]

the game is fucking huge

like, map and filesize

for no good reason at all

[hollow patrol]

sorry no budget

[keen sparrow]

and then

If i had a mental condition that required medication i would say that the quality of a game is inversely proportional to its size on your SSD

[soft coral]

italian mosquitos be like: its a me Malario

[hollow patrol]

western game dev has been here
How do you know?

[keen sparrow]

4k albedo, bump, and specular maps for everything

[soft coral]

• unoptimised engine

[ancient marsh]

Stole joke

Bastar

[keen sparrow]

probably have audio files for every language the game can be run in

[soft coral]

oh wait nvm elden ring is also unoptimised

woops

[keen sparrow]

yeah, fromsoftware making castles 50 miles away have full detail LODs

idiots

[short cove]

Poolians

You know poolians?

Free biliard game

Or very cheap

Like 20mb

Most peakest peak to have ever peaked

[keen sparrow]

see?

the prophecy fulfills itself

[short cove]

Like you never will do anything better w your fellas at a late time then play poolians while betting

[keen sparrow]

quick, how do we give these highly detailed textures the player will never see up-close the appearance of depth. Do we

A - use DoF blur which will use even more resources

or B

lower the resolution on the textures

[short cove]

Didn't cod or smth add fully made cities to their game?

Which got no use

[keen sparrow]

Warzone's map might fit that description

although, you find out pretty quick how they got that shit to run smoothly

if you look at players running around through certain scopes at 300 meters away or more they're literally just cardboard cutout sprites that you can barely shoot because their run animation is 2 frames

[keen sparrow]

the big ass open fucking desert with a city center?

'Al Mazrah'

yeah, this entire bitch can run somehow

but Streets man....

fuckin streets

and it's not like battlefield where every building is an empty box with stairwells connecting shit together

there's detail and clutter in the rooms, just like streets

your PC probably loads only the chunk you're standing in like Bethesda games+minecraft

Tarkov could never

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

i fux with it

breakfast of champions right there

actually? caffeine laced cigarettes would fucking bark

actually, nvm, that's probably the mentality that gets people addicted to smoking crack

i take it back, lol

[blazing basin]

wouldn't the caffeine burn away of something?

[keen sparrow]

so i read a few articles just now

all of them about people smoking coffee grounds

apparently while yes, the heat destroys a lot of the caffeine

there's still enough left over to give you an instant caffeine overdose

because inhalation doesn't have the same intake-uptake time as digestion

[blazing basin]

It's like a perfect industry meme - funny concept, good quality picture, unavoidable caption ("spend your money on these brands")

[keen sparrow]

this reminds me of people 'smoking alcohol' back in the day

[blazing basin]

wdym by overdose? what would happen?

[keen sparrow]

well, when you take in chemicals via the lungs, instead of with your stomach

it never gets processed/filtered by your liver

it goes right to your bloodstream

[blazing basin]

ye, but after that

the effects

[keen sparrow]

well, as someone that has drank 1200 milligrams of caffeine in 24 hours multiple times, i can't say

because according to what i've read, i should've hallucinated and had a heart attack

"more than 400-600"

bro

i can break 300 easy in a sitting

the worst i've ever got from caffeine is like, tingling in my fingertips and slight nausea.

i'd say depends on the person

my caffeine tolerance is inhuman but 10 milligrams of THC will make me its bitch

brains are weird man

[blazing basin]

tolerance- something

[keen sparrow]

hate this, lol

because like, half of those are just symptoms of the flu

[blazing basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-think-monkey-tiger-CncEX02H3bxf6NjbK4

I do sometimes get muscle twitches

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah. the good ole eyelid twitch

that's my favourite

[blazing basin]

I also get it in my thigh, shoulder or bottom lip etc

[keen sparrow]

i've no idea what the long term effects of caffeine over-sonsumption are, but they can't be good

[blazing basin]

I mean

yeah

[keen sparrow]

i would guess heart complications in old age and probably neurological disorders.

but that's my guess.

it seems obvious but we're also just now finding out what unlimited access to THC does to people after legalisation in around 2013 i think it was?

weirdest one i've heard of so far, from first hand an second hand reports, is 'intractible nausea that is only relieved with cold showers'

so like, feeling like you're going to puke 24 hours a day, and the only way to get rid of it is to take cold showers

oh my bad it was hot showers

[blazing basin]

At least they shower regularly

[keen sparrow]

this is interesting though because like. Idk if you've ever noticed yourself or known someone that only feels the need to take a shit after they've showered?

i looked up why this is and it's because warm showers activate the sympathetic nervous system, which is a big part of food digestion.

so they've essentially fried their nervous system with weed

[keen sparrow]

lmao true

Headline: " chronic weed use makes you more hygienic because you'll puke if you don't"

[soft coral]

yet another classic

keep it up please

anything but that dreadful game

[keen sparrow]

you'll summon Xal, the #topic-bearer

nevermind the 2 solid weeks this channel was literally a minecraft channel.

[soft coral]

at times terraria too

and that top down strategy game

[keen sparrow]

world of iron IV or some shit?

something that only people with autism can play, i'm sure

[blazing basin]

interesting
I do think that it is dumb to just blow the lid open with legalisation, as a result some people just use weed to drug themselved stupid.

Instead, they should have trickled it in via controlling the amount a person can get in a certain time period. Especially because weed is not necessarily completely harmless - just because you don't get physiologicaly damaged, doesn't mean you can't hurt yourself mentally by consuming it in a bad Set or Setting.

[keen sparrow]

everytime i smoked weed, until my tolerance went up, i got persecutory/paranoid delusions, tachycardia, and hyperhydrosis

so i would sweat uncontrollably, my heart would pound, and i thought all my friends smoking with me were feds trying to set me up and bust me

[soft coral]

how fitting for this channel

[keen sparrow]

There's also a good deal of double-blind studies done with IV THC with and without the organic cannabinoids

[keen sparrow]

Where a person gets THC with the plant matter by IV, and they're happy, giggly, and hungry

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @hollow patrol @compact knoll @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

and then they get an IV of straight pharma grade THC and they become terrified of the room they're in and the people they're with

[keen sparrow]

I would say that weed legalisation made the entire drug problem in our country worse, not better

Homeless people used to sell weed illegally to get a quick 20$ a day

once it became legal, that whole market bottomed out and now it's back to selling the hard shit because they had an entire grind stolen away from them.

[keen sparrow]

I'm still waiting on it here

but yes, relatable

The best is ~April 7th - April 14th in Portland Oregon

the whole city's cherry trees blossom and Portland looks like Tokyo for a week

[blazing basin]

so a natural source is VASTLY better than synthetic lab shit??

noway

[keen sparrow]

who would've thought, lmao

it's more a statement of higher THC content is not necessarily better

so all that 'shatter' and 'wax' shit will actually fuck up your mind

[blazing basin]

not to mention the plants themselves are cracked out

[keen sparrow]

the plants have way higher conentrations nowadays than in the 70s and 80s yes

but now you've got people dissolving the THC crystals off the plants and letting that solution resolve and solidify

people were blowing their houses up back in 2013 trying to do it because you literally submerge your weed in flammable liquids, warm it up, take the plants out, and then keep the solution heated until the flammable shit evaporates

the stuff hits like a truck. imagine if you boiled all the water out of a coca cola and ate what was left in the pan

[blazing basin]

hell nah

[soft coral]

what is this woman sending me mannnn

[blazing basin]

What about the the thing where 'they lace the weed with harder stuff to make you addicted'?

[keen sparrow]

fent weed and shit?

[soft coral]

not my fat bitch

[keen sparrow]

idk about any of that, i'm sure it happens though

[soft coral]

she a yapper

when we met that thing didnt stfu

god bless

[keen sparrow]

OMG

lmao

[soft coral]

its why i like her

[remote fox]

Ivan is a fakecel?!

[keen sparrow]

the worst was K-2 and Spice. omg. before legalisation there were people on the streets selling dried oregano that had been sprayed with God knows what

[remote fox]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[blazing basin]

p sure that was a talking point for lagalisation

[keen sparrow]

Fake weed was terrifying. it was giving people seizures

[remote fox]

Now they just fry their brains legally

[soft coral]

what?

[keen sparrow]

like, imagine you're having the worst trip of your life, and suddenly your body tightens up like you're being tased and you just become retarded for 5 minutes straight

[blazing basin]

but now people be seizuring anyway

[keen sparrow]

I knew a guy that handed out a particular brand called "smoking dragon"

I asked him you know like "why do you soke people out for free, that must be expensive for you"

this madlad

IRL joker

"i like to see people fry on it"

without blinking and a smile on his face. lol. fucking psychopath

That shit made one of the toughest chicks i ever met start crying and rolling on the ground because she thought she saw a giant demon come out of a skyscraper downtown

[soft coral]

weed this weed that
just do meth like the germans

[keen sparrow]

so his idea of fun was watching chemicals mentally torture people

[blazing basin]

mf laced it with LSD and datura

somebody shoulda bust a cap in his head

[keen sparrow]

probably the latter. or crushed up morning glory seeds, holy fuck

oh yeah, lol

something as benign as morning glory seeds can

I DISAVOW

I DO NOT CONDONE

make you trip balls

[soft coral]

rex im craving hella pizza

with blue cheese on top

oooooohhh

[keen sparrow]

i will pretend you didn't just say blue cheese

[soft coral]

i did

its called quatro formagi

it has 4 cheeses

its really fucking good

[keen sparrow]

i'll take your word for it

[blazing basin]

I love heating a pizza on a pan - makes the bottom very crispy

[soft coral]

ill heat your bottom up so it becomes very crispy

i say that right as it turns 12

[gritty python]

moldy cheese on pizza

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-handle-the-heat-can-you-handle-the-pressure-can-you-take-the-demand-burdened-stress-gif-13985915

[gritty python]

[blazing basin]

yeah yeah budy go talk with your gf

[soft coral]

budy

[keen sparrow]

we are talking. i'm right here

[soft coral]

true

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

mb

[keen sparrow]

I just realised that this name with this pfp is a really bad look for Ivan

[blazing basin]

[soft coral]

extremely

[keen sparrow]

k

only took me a month, but joke's over

[soft coral]

it had a decent run

now hes transitioning

thee 2.0

[blazing basin]

𝑅𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓃𝒶🎀

[keen sparrow]

nevermind the purse i dumped out for pictures in here like 5 months ago

now i'm transitioning

[blazing basin]

what is that font

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow https://youtu.be/1fcqYr1NevE?is=aSXmjuoQ4PfUDWNV

the way these videos scratch the autistic part of my brain

like yes tell me more about numbers in a video game thats 30 years old

[keen sparrow]

You also like GTA SA speedrun strat breakdowns so

it fits

[soft coral]

oh i love those

funnily enough i know a decent chunk of the san andreas route

[keen sparrow]

my favourite is the code+math breakdown on the train chase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIvG8aCuYFw

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow Who's that? ^

[keen sparrow]

Valentina Gomez

That is all i can say here

[blazing basin]

ok so

did you put her as your pfp ironically or...

?

[keen sparrow]

I think she’s hilarious

She is banned from everything. She flew too close to the sun with wings held together by wax.

But yeah, the platform she ran on would have iedy muting me in a hot second if i repeated it

[blazing basin]

eh

She's South American

[keen sparrow]

She indeed does have most most generic mexican name of all time

[blazing basin]

Valentina Gomez Noriega

[keen sparrow]

It all ends with an a or a z

What threw me for a loop is she came from missouri and decided to run in texas

So like a grift but goegraphically so

[blazing basin]

closest to home away from home?

[keen sparrow]

I guess, yeah

[low iris]

"deport all the other mexicans im one of the good ones" larp is so gae

[remote fox]

9's and 10's can stay.

She doesn't count.

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-incel-gif-11085838611742313911

but would we keep the 9 or 10 mexican dudes aswell

[remote fox]

Rich people need their private chefs

[keen sparrow]

well she's here legally so

let me explain it like this: who do you respect more, a live eft player that got kappa and lightkeeper legit, got a full stash legit, has a survival rate of like 58%,

or the cheater that loot vacuumed everything and has aimbot, wallhacks, etc

because noone here in the states hates illegal immigrants more than legal immigrants, lol

The amount of hoops a person has to jump through to get citizenship here legally is insane. There is a US history questionaire for people seeking citizenship that i am pretty sure most natural born people here would fail

[ancient marsh]

didn't a woman on The View with a lesbian cut (you know the one) say sth like "who's gonna clean the toilets?"

unironically

who's gonna collect the cotton

type arguments

[keen sparrow]

Mask off moment for the advocates of immigration

[keen sparrow]

yes

not just her but a lot of democrats

a lot of californians asking 'who's going to pick all the produce' type shit

which, if i'm honest i'm surprised those people even know where their food comes from.

[viral egret]

as if the natural borns are that smart in the us now

alot of these people are deadass idiots

tiktok ruined them or amth

[hollow patrol]

the tiktok-chatgpt brain disintegrator

[keen sparrow]

everyone i've talked to on the internet that is below the age of 28 is fucking drooling at the mouth retarded

it's not just americans

[hollow patrol]

dude i was asking someone for help a few days ago and instead of telling me to google it they told me to chatgpt it@viral egret

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[keen sparrow]

stay away from chat-gpt

and your smartphone

there is no shortage of studies, even now, not even shit 20 years from now, showing that both make your brain figuratively, 'smooth'

People are finally looking at brain scans/MRIs of the ipad generation and the results are harrowing

[hollow patrol]

can confirm im retarded

[keen sparrow]

Screen-time in children is causing a lack of myelin sheath around the axons connecting brain cells

[hollow patrol]

[keen sparrow]

which is something you typically see in Alzheimers btw

[hollow patrol]

in english?

oh

[keen sparrow]

yeah.

these are giving 3 year olds the beginnings of Alzheimer symptoms

[hollow patrol]

ok its ggs

[keen sparrow]

and then the kids before them.. oh god

the number is crazy, it's something like 40% of eighth graders can't even read

so like, imagine hitting puberty before you learn how to read

That is where US literacy is at

[viral egret]

ggwp

[keen sparrow]

and they're all already using chatgpt, claude, deepseek, pick your flavour, to do homework

[viral egret]

i havent used chatgpt more than one time in my whole existence

[keen sparrow]

so like, it won't matter if AI replaces everyone's jobs because noone will be smart enough to do them anyways

[viral egret]

and that was to do a project i was too lazy to do

because i hate that teacher

[viral egret]

bro my physics teacher was surprised im the only one not using chatgoypt to do exercises she gave us

its just

ai needs to be banned from commercial or public use

only for science shit like protein folds

[keen sparrow]

good, physics is one of the more interesting sciences

you didn't rob yourself, nice

[viral egret]

that along chem

[keen sparrow]

fuck chem

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[viral egret]

and biology is nice

[viral egret]

e comunista aia

de geografie

bag pl in ea de handicapata

[keen sparrow]

your geography teacher is a cummunist communist?

[viral egret]

yes

and shea the horriblw type

theres 2 communist twacher types

the chill one and the horrible one

@stark torrent coaie a zis ca planeta e magnetica din cauza magneziului

[keen sparrow]

give her the classic, "whoever is a conservative when they're young has no heart, and whoever is a socialist when they are old has no brain"

[viral egret]

shes communist she will invoke the now forbidden ability to hit students

on me

[keen sparrow]

hit her back

equal rights

[viral egret]

i dont hit women

[hollow patrol]

secret arts

[keen sparrow]

they allow physical punishment there?

in schools?

double edged sword

[viral egret]

noy anymore

but we beat eachother up on a regular basis

[keen sparrow]

on one hand "spare the rod, spoil the child" but on the other hand

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

you got some retarded adults with emotional regulation issues getting into spaces where they have authority over other peoples' kids

[viral egret]

i was gonna make a joke

but its in bad taste

[keen sparrow]

that gives me more hope for your age group, unironically.

most would've just done it, lol

That's another one i've noticed

[viral egret]

i am actually self aware so i know when to make jokes and qhen to not

[keen sparrow]

impulse control is just out the window

[viral egret]

also immaturity

they start shit out of the littlest of disputes instead of settling it

[keen sparrow]

remember that shit when kids were stealing sinks from their school bathrooms for clout?

[hollow patrol]

True!

[viral egret]

bro they stole a pisser

in my school

when that was a trend

[keen sparrow]

what did they call it

[hollow patrol]

[keen sparrow]

something 'licks'

[viral egret]

devious lick

[keen sparrow]

yeah, lol

kids wanna say "damn bro my school so ghetto, they can't afford anythang'

and then...

[viral egret]

i donr follow tick tok trends

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

i only got tiktok because my classmates practically madw mw do it

[keen sparrow]

oh here you don't have to even have to have tik-tok, it wound up on national news

[viral egret]

i dont really like short form content

i watch reels but like not every second of the day like some people

[keen sparrow]

shorts and reels are going to be the destruction of an entire generation's attention span btw

if it hasn't happened already

[viral egret]

twice

gen z and gen alpha

[keen sparrow]

There's already a cute name for it too

'popcorn brain'

[viral egret]

never heard of it before damn

[viral egret]

also with this they also destroyed all of dating market because usually theyre encouraging cheatin gor sum.shit

i see alot of reels of people cheating

i am surprised we are maintaining a natality (?) rate high enough to not die out as a species

when this shit is happening

[keen sparrow]

it probably averages out with the hyper-religious groups that have a replacement rate of like 8

while the rest of the world is at a cold 1.2

[viral egret]

or the africans and the asians breeding like rabbits

[keen sparrow]

I could get all biblical with this and how this was predicted a millenia ago but, last time i went on that trip

Grok himself came here personally to slap me on the back of the head.

[viral egret]

yep

@keen sparrow also another issue i dont get

what and why do ppl like vaping

its literally cigarettes but worse

[hollow patrol]

nicotine but strawberry flavored

[keen sparrow]

the backbone of its culture was telling everyone that because 'it's just water vapour' that it's not as bad as smoking

[hollow patrol]

or whatever the fuck

[keen sparrow]

however

[viral egret]

damn

[keen sparrow]

lol

[viral egret]

kill sll vapes

[stark torrent]

This

[keen sparrow]

if you get cheap cheap e-juice.

[viral egret]

just hit cigs

[stark torrent]

Excuse to keep smoking

Oh its healthier so i dont need to quit

[keen sparrow]

like anyone using those disposables

you run the chance of 'bronchioli obliterans'

[viral egret]

popcorn lung

?

[keen sparrow]

or 'popcorn lung'

yes

[viral egret]

yeah

isnt it bc tbeu have some toluene or wtv

[stark torrent]

I dont smoke luckily i smoked only 1.5 cigarettes in my life

[hollow patrol]

🇷🇴 #1

[keen sparrow]

you know where the name comes from?

[stark torrent]

And it tasted like shit

[viral egret]

destruction of the broncholi or etv its named

alveolis

in the lungs

and the tissue necrotizing

[keen sparrow]

i don't remember the name of the exact additive, but it was destroying the bronchioles in the workers at microwave popcorn production facilities

[viral egret]

why smoke when monster

[viral egret]

prob toluene

[keen sparrow]

something that is used in cheap butter flavouring, also winds up in peoples' tiny handheld fog machines

[viral egret]

its formaldehyde and

some diaze thing

diacetyl

i think both ar ein vapes

[keen sparrow]

if you get the bottles of e-juice that are like 30$ a pop, build your own coils source good cotton for your coils, pay attention to the metal micture in your coils, yeah, you can stay pretty safe

but what percent of vapers do all that

[viral egret]

none

[keen sparrow]

I used to, lol

[viral egret]

too short attention span and too lazy for that

[keen sparrow]

back in 2015 i was one of those tools that built their own vapes

[hollow patrol]

the engineer

[keen sparrow]

had a 40mm RDA that could take up to eight coils, that fucker was insane

i was going through bottles of e-juice per day

[viral egret]

rda?

[keen sparrow]

Rebuildable Dripping Atomiser

[viral egret]

oh

[keen sparrow]

this exact one too, lol

I think vaping can be a good alternative if you're smart about it

but that requires effort and money.

[hollow patrol]

interesting doohickey

[viral egret]

and to not be lazy

[keen sparrow]

yeah i was one of these retards back in 2015

had a soul-patch and everything

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[stark torrent]

Ham fumezi?

[keen sparrow]

it's like, scratch the surface level electrical too. it's not even that hard to build an RDA

[hollow patrol]

nu fumez și nici nu vreau

[stark torrent]

Based

[keen sparrow]

LAMMME

SMOKE CIGARETTES

[hollow patrol]

YES KING

OORAH

5 PACKS A DAY

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-806926357804734272

[cyan garnet]

Its punisher 4 time

[viral egret]

have fun

wb punisher 6

or

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr-uIdT94zA

[cyan garnet]

me when sniped on the beach by Douyin-xiao

[cyan garnet]

Ive done test drive and shit ive purposely left p4 bc lighthouse

[hollow patrol]

ive nevrr smoked a cig in my life but ive probably inhaled like multiple packs worth of cigarette smoke just being around the mfs

[keen sparrow]

it's ... something

[viral egret]

i inhaled like a thousand packs worth

my parents smoked like

12 years

[keen sparrow]

nah nah second hand don't count

[cyan garnet]

Im like a pack a day smoker

[viral egret]

they cold turkey dropped it though

[keen sparrow]

know why?

[cyan garnet]

Bad habit

[keen sparrow]

second hand smoke doesn't count because ummm.. you're not currently a smoker

[viral egret]

you inhale the external chemicals released instead of the ones ur body absorbs when FH smoking

[hollow patrol]

my dad used to be a smoker but he dropped it when i was born. tbh i respect him for it

[keen sparrow]

i tried for my son, really did

was chewing the gum for a year and some change

[viral egret]

i forgot ur a father

[cyan garnet]

I stopped smoking pipes and eating 10 xannies a day so in comparison a pack a day and 30 bongs isnt that bad

[keen sparrow]

but then the gum became vastly more expensive than cigarettes

[viral egret]

my dad had

chewing gum

likr 20 packs in his car

[keen sparrow]

it is awful stuff

[viral egret]

because he needed something to fill the gap of nicotine

so he chewed alot of gum

[short cove]

Fellas I cant do ts nomore

[keen sparrow]

oh just regular gum. good on him

[viral egret]

dont let the roof break

[hollow patrol]

lobotomize yourself

it helps

[keen sparrow]

nic gum makes your throat feel weird in ways words can't descrie

[cyan garnet]

Nicotine gum is gross

[keen sparrow]

it's pretty bad

[short cove]

Just take zyns

[viral egret]

like sore throat but worse?

[viral egret]

snus

[short cove]

I should start taking zyns

[keen sparrow]

i'd rather drink a dropper of vape juice every 2 hours than chew nic gum ever again

[keen sparrow]

yeah kinda

[viral egret]

how could anyone take that

sore throat is thr worst

[keen sparrow]

it's like the lump someone gets in their throat when they're about to cry

but it uh.. lasts for 10 minutes

[viral egret]

damn

but sitll

still

borrible

[short cove]

@viral egret is this true?

[viral egret]

idk ask urself

[short cove]

But where do I get the ice pick

[keen sparrow]

tarkov channel answer is farm shturman yeah?

[cyan garnet]

I just knoe shturmam smells like shit

[keen sparrow]

oh wait, they used a chisel for lobotomies, my bad

[cyan garnet]

Musty coat ass mf

[keen sparrow]

i keep getting his coat advertised to me

[viral egret]

he

he foes

he told me behind 1 2 3 cabins

[cyan garnet]

Are you a part of his femboy bodyguard

[keen sparrow]

https://davidoutwear.com/collections/coats-parkas/products/black-ice-wall-parka

[cyan garnet]

Shit looks warm

[keen sparrow]

for only 99$? i'd buy it/wear it

[cyan garnet]

Usec operatives inbound

[short cove]

I legit cant tell if real or not but prob not

He doesn't give larper vibes

[viral egret]

he watched fnaf futa porn at this point anything can be real abt him

[short cove]

He fr asf for that tho

[crisp otter]

yo ive got a sorta tarkov related question, does anyone of you know where i can get the technical documentation of the okp-7 scope? been searchin for hours lol

[viral egret]

russiannsjte sidm

idk

[soft coral]

got a fucking war thunder ad while watching youtube on the tv

[crisp otter]

literally been combing thru archives and gost standarts all night closest i got was a rpg manual :c

[cyan garnet]

Wtf is bro talking about

What task

[crisp otter]

irl dude

[cyan garnet]

[crisp otter]

i need techical drawins an shi, figured i may find smth her cause tarkov

[cyan garnet]

Idk bro i just play the russian malware

[crisp otter]

:/

[short cove]

Bro is supplying the Iranian armed forces w Warsaw scopes

[crisp otter]

i reject these insinuations

insinuations are a journalistic trick

they should not occur in a free democratic order

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478414950622953505/1480885700063920179/togif.gif

[crisp otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447324854744776715/1319288605193015337/Sprite-0002.gif

doesnt mean i wouldnt if the pay is good enough

[little flame]

shon

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-laugh-ai-baby

[little flame]

is that johny sins

johnny

my favorite dentist

[soft coral]

I thought he was a firefighter

[stark torrent]

At work

[soft coral]

aah yess far cry 4

hunting for rhinos with a GL

I love the way fc3 TRIED to make an explanation on why jason becomes a psychotic killer as he progresses

but no

far cry 4 youre straight up murdering royal army men 5 mins into the game

for the lvoe of the game

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh holy shit its Ждун

[little flame]

need john pork

[soft coral]

ok I admit far cry 4 is quite fun

[hollow patrol]

bad gmar

e

[soft coral]

ok

[cyan garnet]

Went labrys with trio only people in there

[stark torrent]

Ye nobody plays

[ancient marsh]

its only downhill from there

[soft coral]

idk I'm having fun

it's not the most indepth experience

but quests are fun

[ancient marsh]

i meant for the far cry franchise

[soft coral]

unload full mag into a heavy
kill him
outpost captured: undetected

yes ofc

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

@soft coral did you unlock the buzzsaw

or whatever its called

the MG42

[soft coral]

nawa

[ancient marsh]

most fun gun

[soft coral]

using the m1 garand

[ancient marsh]

you wouldnt want to use anything else

[ancient marsh]

theres no m1 garand in fc4

ur talking about an m14 dingus

[soft coral]

trooper

ye the m14

mybad

save hostage karma encoutner
accidentally whip out GL
nuke both

well technically he got saved

[ancient marsh]

consequentialism says nothing happened

[soft coral]

overall complete 36% already

huh

thought it would take longer

[remote fox]

Ok, people are actually using the sprint strafe bug.

Fuck me.

[soft coral]

Surprised?

[remote fox]

It's such an easy thing to replicate.

This is cancer.

[ancient marsh]

why wouldnt you?

bsg is at fault

they "fix a bug" with adsing and strafing

and add a new exploitable bug

[remote fox]

Running a bolty

[ancient marsh]

and the enemy team is running a train on you

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh are u home or going to uni todaay

[ancient marsh]

uni rn

[viral egret]

alr

gl

[short cove]

Fellas

Today's challenge is to find a reason to keep going

[soft coral]

fat bitches and white monster

[short cove]

Valid but, while I dont look chopped I got the social skills of a brick

Whitw Monster mogs tho

[viral egret]

to escape the shed

[short cove]

That ain't doing it

[viral egret]

bruh you cant even hang urself in the shed

roof will give up before you do

[short cove]

Ragebait used to be believable

[viral egret]

its not even ragebait

its true

[remote fox]

Don't let your enemies get the satisfaction

[short cove]

Ain't no way abm got gunsmith quests now

[remote fox]

Keep praying for my downfall, chuds.

[viral egret]

be the thirteenth reason

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cj-gta-gif-4582277092841105181

[soft coral]

time for more crysis 2

[short cove]

I seriously should quit my job, you are living the jolly live

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @keen sparrow @viral egret @remote fox

SBEU or whatever

[glacial haven]

Living on the bare minimum is not as jolly as you'd imagine

For ivan it just looks alright because over there it's normal to live with your parents until you're like 30 or something

[soft coral]

30? sir thats young

[short cove]

Have you considered that I already am making like half of minimum wage

6 euro a hour

[soft coral]

ALOOOOO

OOOOSHK

[short cove]

I replaced the seats on monday

I honestly cant do ts nomore

[glacial haven]

Temporarily, yes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cj-gta-gif-4582277092841105181

wait u guys replace those

[soft coral]

omg

[stark torrent]

here in Romania the toilet gets destroyed and the ruins stay for years

[soft coral]

not the toilet whisperer bro

[stark torrent]

tell him ivan

hahahahah

[short cove]

For almost 3 years

[stark torrent]

public toielts here are worse than hell

[short cove]

No we dont, I just was told to do so at our area thing

[stark torrent]

i would rather shit outside in a bush

[soft coral]

its like a bygone era

[short cove]

Dude we are where your shitter connects to

You flush

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

And once it's in the sewage system it's my problem

[glacial haven]

I saw toilet seats get replaced twice in my lifetime

[soft coral]

because of school toilets and overall public toilets being in worse condition than a chernobyl apartment
I've literally trained my asshole to not shit all day

[short cove]

I legit am just taking zhe worsz jobs on this workplace

[stark torrent]

this

[short cove]

Ong made me consider selfharm

[soft coral]

which is why

I shit at completely random interval

and my mom is alwys like when did u shit? u dont shit in the morning?

[compact knoll]

Only those with fat cheeks will be able to shit comfortably

[soft coral]

I'm like no woman

I dont

[glacial haven]

But then again, I don't go on the toilet outside of private residence (at a mates home or my own), at max I take a piss there

[soft coral]

having decent sized cheeks is fun until its hell to wipe

[compact knoll]

This guy probably gave himself brain damage

[glacial haven]

How long you still got to go?

[short cove]

3 months

[soft coral]

benefits are the potential gf loves my fat ass

[glacial haven]

[short cove]

And the car market

[glacial haven]

Then finish them

What are you currently an "intern" for? Like what field?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlyoongi-charlie-mad-offended-lVp8csWFYDKUZwqWZd

[soft coral]

I'm not against it

she has the librarian ass and in return she gets a piece of mine

fair trade

[compact knoll]

Hey man when we were walking up the stairs i saw you take a picture of ivan's ass

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg

[soft coral]

I dont blame him

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1481263158273511434/RDT_20260311_130724.mp4?ex=69b2ad51&is=69b15bd1&hm=81a9d116648d72a96249e32085589f3c29e67eee572fcb7dd472a468043d290c&

ivan:

[soft coral]

omg

I choked on my coffee

went down the wrong pipe

oh loard

can't breathe

this chat will be the death of me

[glacial haven]

can't blame him, the trouble of getting a new identity is worth the pump and dump: extended edition

[ancient marsh]

guys what if one day ivan says like "anal sex with my girlfriend was great" in vc
but then you hear him shifting around uncomfortably in his chair for an hour

[glacial haven]

didn't know ivan was christian

[stark torrent]

the cock shaped hole in the underwear man

[ancient marsh]

we still wish his parents were

[compact knoll]

Maybe that guy near dorms wasnt cheating

He just heard my cheeks clap when i was slow walking

[ancient marsh]

ivan turns on webcam, walks away from pc and you see the buttflap is down

what even is the point of the buttflap pyjamas?

you're just gonna sit down and piss yourself

the man who doesn't piss when shitting his insane urethra control

full spec into that build

[glacial haven]

ngl, i don't even get the point of pyjamas as a whole

i just sleep in underwear

[ancient marsh]

i do

i own a set