most of it is just training and then getting deployed to kill some insurgents in a backwater planet which refuses to pay taxes
#💣tarkov-released
short cove
Can't wait to go to nyl my fent on the 21th June in köln
compact knoll
what if 9x39 is just the future version of thee
viral egret
what if 9x39 is just the future version of thee
i dont thee will live in a pig shed
native crypt
most of it is just training and then getting deployed to kill some insurgents in...
Yeah people forget that not every guard deployment is Helsreach
viral egret
However I might be unemployed soon
just get a govt job arent u like trans theyll accept u right up
short cove
just get a govt job arent u like trans theyll accept u right up
Dude I work on sewage treatment plants
I am not in a cushy office job at BEhaviour
fast garden
i dont know why im bothering with this fucking game man
i walk into a room
an invisible guy comes around a corner and kills me
compact knoll
an invisible guy comes around a corner and kills me
They really thought having unfair skills bullshit in an extraction shooter is a good idea
stark torrent
an invisible guy comes around a corner and kills me
fast garden
if they werent present i think id like the game a bit more
stark torrent
They really thought having unfair skills bullshit in an extraction shooter is a ...
Delta Force tried it and it sucked
fast garden
gg go next i will put hours into this to have a real substantiated opinion
short cove
an invisible guy comes around a corner and kills me
Marathon?
fast garden
yes
stark torrent
Because if u run into a squad you are automatically fucked as you only have 1 counter while they prob have two or three
cause this is the issue the skills are good but they also counter other skills
so it leads to unbalanced shit where skill is less useful , you can be a very good stealth guy or whatever as a solo but then the enemy has that skill that u can see through walls or map and it shows you
so gg even if u position urself well and use ur solo as an advantage to move fast and flank , its useless
compact knoll
gg go next i will put hours into this to have a real substantiated opinion
Just close marathon and open tarkov
viral egret
an invisible guy comes around a corner and kills me
he felt the presence of a weak one
stark torrent
why him and not you
viral egret
why him and not you
compact knoll
why him and not you
because he is retarded
viral egret
i was just watching alex and him debate
compact knoll
im making a groupchat
viral egret
"out of date client" bro the client updates itself like daily if you shut off your pc
atleast theyre not adding age verif bullshit
compact knoll
@little flame @viral egret accept friend req
viral egret
<@676845707272912986> <@453294099672596502> accept friend req
ye i did
glacial haven
What should I comment on
E2EE is good
Means discord can’t intercept the audio calls
End to end encryption
Let’s hope it actually works tho lmao
little flame
hell yeah
native crypt
xal is muted btw
Why?
native crypt
Many such cases
glacial haven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59nRVAPioJ0
This law makes 0 sense, quite literally, storing russian user information specifically on russian servers does nothing for security and only adds points of failure
And getting russian servers that don't constantly get their ssh port bruteforced is not necessarily easy, many of the servers on the same network often host unlicensed crypto gambling sites and other shit
hallow stream
Just close marathon and open tarkov
"hop from diarrhea onto the shit that you cant push out for 10 minutes and then dont feel human after that"
just play something else
glacial haven
That would honestly be pretty funny
stark torrent
glacial haven
People are now begging for jobs on Twitter, how bad has it become
glacial haven
fucking shit man
Anyways, how's marathon till now
fast garden
meh?
stark torrent
Chud posted himself shooting a gun
Update 1.0.2.5 brought significant changes to weapon attachments in #EscapefromTarkov. We were very interested in hearing your initial feedback, and now we'd like to share our next plans.
The changes are split into several stages. The first was adjustments to grips, magazines, muzzle devices, and buttstocks. We are currently gathering feedback and fixing minor bugs, such as those affecting some "Gunsmith" tasks.
Next stages will include adjustments to the stats of barrels and handguards, aligning those with the new approach.
We will also be addressing the base stats of weapons most significantly impacted by the changes. These primarily include 7.62x39 AK models, as well as platforms chambered for 7.62x51 and 7.62x54R. If necessary, we may also adjust the stats of other weapons, too.
Another point of our plan is to revise the prices and unlock conditions for every attachment in the game to better align them with the new stat distribution.
We'd also like to point out that we're taking into account your feedback regarding unsuppressed muzzle flash. We are considering improvements in this area as well. @ancient marsh
native crypt
Update 1.0.2.5 brought significant changes to weapon attachments in #EscapefromT...
I will bust if they make the guns not have black powder flash, smoke, and gas
Then again the technological marvel that is smokeless powder might be lost upon Nikita
hallow stream
Gun update: so theres actually none and now the BSG office has 4 ply toilet paper, thats it, we wiped our ass with it, it was soft
next temple
he got those axes to chop through the woods if needed
so he can chase his prey through the snow without an issue
fast garden
im getting fed up with this game
spawn
run to building
guy is already there
???
whatever kill him
20 seconds later
another guy
kill him
40 seconds later
someone is shooting someone else outside
kill them both
try to do task
spawns enemies
die to the like 5th or 6th dude showing up
he was invisible btw
all this happened in the span of a few minutes
not even tarkov has this many people converging on a single fucking thing within 5 minutes of the game starting outside of factory
hallow stream
are you saying people are going to do tasks instead of
sitting in the corner of the map until theres 5 minutes left so they can go do their task?
So like, having fun?
fast garden
are you retarded
im in a random ass house 20 meters from my spawn in the middle of nowhere
why are that many individual players running at me that soon after match start
im just punching glass and shit
hallow stream
why are that many individual players running at me that soon after match start
idk sounds like me that you killed two people and made a shit ton of noise so people came to shit ton of noise factory
fast garden
this wouldnt be as annoying if i wasnt getting pinged through walls and jumped by invisible boogeymen everytime it happened
stark torrent
battleeye doesnt even work on Linux so Marathon doesnt even start
compact knoll
why are you trying so hard to play it
soft coral
@compact knoll @stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden @native crypt
anyway time for more big booba adventurer lady
viral egret
<@1049089806715596810> <@146741297875517440> <@913517123396071525> <@60287870240...
bro playing with no hands
soft coral
https://giphy.com/gifs/music-meme-instagram-oktFSE8aQgLqeiqyaR
nah but please eat glass shards and glass fibres
wtf is that
worst part is i've seen it countless times on insta
blazing basin
battleeye doesnt even work on Linux so Marathon doesnt even start
Arma 3 uses Battleye and it ran fine on my Linux installation (via Proton, of course)
stark torrent
well this one doesnt work so far so gg
blazing basin
gg
soft coral
isn't battleeye a cheaper-ish anti cheat service?
blazing basin
Prevented from stepping on a turd
Complains about it
soft coral
fast garden
why are you trying so hard to play it
i want to genuinely learn as much about the game as i can, so either maybe i do like it for what it is, or more likely, that i can trash talk it more accurately
soft coral
i want to genuinely learn as much about the game as i can, so either maybe i do ...
bro tryna play the game
the audacity
soft coral
<@536176967284686849> just had some mushrooms and minced garlic on pizza
oooooooo
dont have a good gif sadly
also its a minefield if i press on the wrong one i get permad
remote fox
<@536176967284686849> just had some mushrooms and minced garlic on pizza
Garlic on anything slaps.
native crypt
native crypt
big trouble if i speak
Discord hasn't let me favorite more gifs for more than a year because I have so many favorited
soft coral
bro got all collectibles no way
native crypt
I was collecting the most dastardly and vile ones like Pokemon
soft coral
fast garden
short cove
why are you trying so hard to play it
Person which plays the fullfill jägers sadistic traits simulator asks why people put themselves through sadistic tasks
Like as if doing shit like killing 20 pmcs w 9x39 over 100 meters is less torment then that
hallow stream
I said earlier
You either play diarrhea which makes you not feel human or you play shit that you cant push out for 10 minutes that leaves you feeling like you aren't a human
gritty python
nikita trying to kill tarkov off with 
ideas so he can focus on space shooter number 4350000000
cyan garnet
Drop 54 kills and 17 captures still cant carry these fuckin bots to a win
Literal npc teams
Fuck i hate checkpoint
soft coral
Everything is here
okay photographic memory gooner
viral egret
okay photographic memory gooner
short cove
hollow patrol
7 hour war
short cove
were edging it today huh
I have not considered the implications of my actions
ancient marsh
soft coral
we are right there
after that he transitions to iedinela
and then we're officially cooked
fast garden
native crypt
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/oIdj4YeyKS
Gave me flashbacks to the streamer stutter step
stark torrent
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/oIdj4YeyKS
wait so you are basically walking at sprint speed
which lets you use the gun
cool game burgerstate
ancient marsh
wait so you are basically walking at sprint speed
cant wait for a cheat that exploits this to get speed hacks
viral egret
@ancient marsh wanna do The Goyde?
viral egret
youre not a part of the rape squad, buddy
what did i do to you
viral egret
if iedy alle and ph33r die, would i trust you to protect me
better question to ask
would you trust me to die instead of you
stark torrent
im not doing guide either , sorry but that shit is so boring aint happening
viral egret
damn
viral egret
how bad could it be to solo it
stark torrent
i did it solo , just night time whenever u can and on NA servers
little flame
literally is easy as fuck rn
stark torrent
go straight to closest transit tho if they fixed it or not now idk
little flame
no one is playing
viral egret
go straight to closest transit tho if they fixed it or not now idk
they fixed it p sure
u will match faster than u load in on most maps
stark torrent
yes fixed it as in you get put in the next game thats what i meant
viral egret
yes fixed it as in you get put in the next game thats what i meant
ye but i meant like on most maps you will match so fast you cant back out
unless its shore/reserve/streets
helllo can i get my shit back?
game crashed
stark torrent
fast garden
the most annoying combination of things in marathon
all these quests to do
you can only have one available at a time
viral egret
what???
i just headshot a guy and desync is so bad that he LIVED
I TOOK HIS EAR OFF
viral egret
HOOOW
viral egret
no clip = didnt happen
im editing it
in clipchamp
i hit his shoulder
@ancient marsh
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568>
height over bore
viral egret
ancient marsh
also why are we using a fucking hubble telescope
viral egret
also why are we using a fucking hubble telescope
cheap and good 8x
ancient marsh
HEIGHT
OVER
BORE
ancient marsh
cheap and good 8x
bro
just run the fucking schmidt bender
also
why are you using a 8x
with the marlin
viral egret
with the marlin
hopes and prayers
ancient marsh
cryons life philosophy is into one ear and out the other
i explained this to him like 6 times already
viral egret
your whole life philosophy is eat and shit
i will go in with a red dot
on my marlin
this time
ancient marsh
viral egret
i UNDERSTAND
ancient marsh
cryons life philosophy is into one ear and out the other
.
this fucking retard man
i cant
viral egret
fatass
go next maybe this time i get a kill
right off spawn black thorax and die
this game is so dogshit
can crackhouse spawn push and be 2nd floor stronghold faster than old gas spawn
game crashes so i dont even get the guys name
cheap russian malware
viral egret
by the time i shot i had on his head
xal already said why it didnt hit
you dont need to re-analyze it
also coming from you, you havent played tarkov in eons
you are the last person id trust to analyze a clip
soft coral
by the time i shot i had on his head
no
u shot right next to his ear
it just looks like you had it on his head
you missed.
flatout
soft coral
you are the last person id trust to analyze a clip
I still know how the game works
viral egret
u shot right next to his ear
that would still hit him knowing tarkov
soft coral
no u shot before his head plus he was coming from the right not the left
due to the desync on the server side he was probably was off
viral egret
due to the desync on the server side he was probably was off
nope
i hit him in the thorax
79 armor damage
it was height over bore
xal literally said it
ancient marsh
ivan
i hope when you pour cereal into the bowl in the morning
you are too sleepy to notice it's crushed glass
soft coral
what is your problem
compact knoll
i hope when you pour cereal into the bowl in the morning
milk goes bad
and you only test it after you already poured in all the cereal
i hate
emulating
so bad
viral egret
what is your problem
your lack of a job
ancient marsh
?
ancient marsh
try connecting with a cable first
compact knoll
oh i didnt apply the settings
compact knoll
still nothing
ancient marsh
did you ever connect a controller thru bluetooth
compact knoll
im doing it thru cable
i could do bluetooth i guess
it sees the controller
but my app that emulates an xbox controller doesnt see it
soft coral
the fk is this kid tryna do
soft coral
im stuck in a room with bigpipe and knight
I hope they analy fist you until you get rectal bleeding and then they proceed to shove glass shards in there
viral egret
@stark torrent how do i fight them
soft coral
ofc respectfully
viral egret
ALL THREE are outside my domicile
i have NO grenades
i have only 12 bullets total
goons cant climb stairs wtf
they CANT GET UP LOL
i cant even peek them bro wtf
big pipes lsaering me
compact knoll
did you ever connect a controller thru bluetooth
i got it working
ancient marsh
viral egret
bro ran to signal tower instead of pigfarm
ancient marsh
@viral egret
fast garden
jesus man
as if people didnt already think tarkov gun builds looked like ass
that is an abomination
ancient marsh
as if people didnt already think tarkov gun builds looked like ass
release an update to bring meta and non-meta parts closer together
nerf all gun stats in the process
because all guns are nerfed, meta is required more, to achieve similar stats as last patch
fast garden
nobody crine son ts blows
another several raids of marathon this morning
i have no idea how to verbally substantiate it, but dying in this game feels especially bad, and i dont mean that in a "boohoo all my stuff" way
i can lose all day in tarkov and still play, to a point
i was winning all day and died back to back 2 times and all motivation to play is gone
fast garden
disagree with what
ancient marsh
as in how fast you can gear up
and also load times
i find it way easier to just q again
ancient marsh
oh
i didnt read the marathon part
i skimmed thru ur message as i was speed reading while in raid
viral egret
soft coral
compact knoll
i dont even remember myself
oh no i remember
raider aimlocked on me
made me jump
glacial haven
another several raids of marathon this morning
So you'd say that it's not worth the 40$?
fast garden
oh absolutely not
at least, for anyone who has tarkov as an option
the problem is that there is still nothing that has grabbed me
my stash has been perpetually fully since raid one
i get a stash expansion from an upgrade, and then its instantly full again
quests are pretty boring
the hero abilities do not suit the genres expected tension very well
glacial haven
quests are pretty boring
Pretty wild how that is a universal thing for every extraction shooter
fast garden
the art style is polarizing, i love it though
glacial haven
I have watched Moist play it live and damn it looked wild
That invisibility ability
fast garden
guns have several ripped animations from destiny which is lame
glacial haven
That is really fucking annoying in combination with the foliage and the extreme fog everywhere
fast garden
i do not like the bungie gunplay here
its great for controller feel
but the guns have aim assist aka bullet magnetism to such an insane degree
makes sense for destiny pvp, dont like it here
glacial haven
But I think the non-permanent death is a pretty nice idea, allows you to not just be out if your squad manages to wipe the other squad
fast garden
i dont feel like my aim is earning me kills and likewise i dont think people shooting me and landing every single shot are earning it either
ive been playing solo because while novel, that sort of death impermanence is not something i want to be on the other end of in this game
glacial haven
ive been playing solo because while novel, that sort of death impermanence is no...
Ah, yeah for solo that kinda sucks
fast garden
solo only matches other solo
glacial haven
Ah alright, that's what I was about to say
Okay, then it's alright
It does have a few nice ideas but none of them are unique enough to jump into it since I already have Tarkov
If I really wanted to play an extraction shooter, I would likely still choose Tarkov
fast garden
the sense of tension is just executed better in tarkov
the UI is a nightmare in marathon
glacial haven
Maybe give Arc Raiders a try but that's pretty much where it ends
glacial haven
arc raiders is as deep as a kiddie pool
Yeah but adding that one in the mix allows you to choose what kinda extraction shooter experience you feel like
Marathon just looks like Apex Legends with extra steps and an extraction mechanic
fast garden
pretty much
glacial haven
As a matter of fact, it looks like a DLC for Apex Legends
If I were to tell someone that it's a DLC, they would likely not question it
Well, might just skip Marathon entirely then
viral egret
apex legends sucks
glacial haven
What I kinda got interested by is Slay the Spire 2, it looks pretty fun
glacial haven
apex legends sucks
Not necessarily up my alley either but I never was a big fan of those Battle Royal games
fast garden
i played the first a little bit and the second now
i cannot imagine myself playing it a whole lot
ancient marsh
@viral egret @remote fox @compact knoll i yelled at cryon so much they took away my rights to friends bro
😭
@stark torrent @little flame @fast garden
glacial haven
<@453294099672596502> <@183672005545951234> <@1049089806715596810> i yelled at c...
Moved to the servers in Moscow after the fine, only depression allowed now 🥀
ancient marsh
@compact knoll watching war news, somalian has a raider AK
what is bro aiming at
it's nothing but desert for 200 km
glacial haven
i played the first a little bit and the second now
It looks pretty interesting but I also don't know many other Roguelike games
ancient marsh
It looks pretty interesting but I also don't know many other Roguelike games
binding of isaac goat roguelike
glacial haven
<@1049089806715596810> watching war news, somalian has a raider AK
He's currently aiming at someone that's getting water, 20 miles away from his village
fast garden
gungeon still the goat
glacial haven
There's another one I saw, it's pretty much a souls-like with roguelike mechanics and guns called Witchfire
ancient marsh
gungeon still the goat
gungeon a two-pack of ass
ancient marsh
mouse controls suck for topdown games with bullet hell mechanics imo
thats why isaac the goat
no camera movement - only character moves
glacial haven
mouse controls suck for topdown games with bullet hell mechanics imo
Isn't that what Hotline Miami also does?
fast garden
they are the two best but imo gungeon clears
ancient marsh
Isn't that what Hotline Miami also does?
yeah
glacial haven
I didn't think it was much of an issue in that game
ancient marsh
they are the two best but imo gungeon clears
gungeon doesnt have fun synergies
just facts
ancient marsh
gungeon synergies:
you pick up a gun
you get an item
the item has a set pre-determined synergy that buffs both when they are used together
waaooowww
compact knoll
gungeon a two-pack of ass
gungeon still the goat
ancient marsh
gungeon still the goat
cope
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret this NL - 71 recoil
modded m4 with almost meta attachments
64
WE DID IT
WE REBALANCED ATTACHMENTS
compact knoll
i got pinged
3 times in the last 5 minutes
I NEED COCK ARTYOM
I NEED COCK ARTYOM
COME DO GUIDE ARTYOM
ancient marsh
ok not pinging you anymore
compact knoll
I NEED COCK ARTYOM
native crypt
WE DID IT
WE REBALANCED ATTACHMENTS
It's ok they will do barrels next it will be totally fixed 
glacial haven
I think Artyom is not doing so good right now
ancient marsh
It's ok they will do barrels next it will be totally fixed <:clueless:1031200942...
they should have simply fucking buffed bad attachments and slightly nerfed meta, or just made a tier system
where theres like
ergo tier
recoil tier
balanced tier
and just split all attachments into those tiers and you just choose the one that looks the best
compact knoll
https://tenor.com/view/tomboy-leaving-time-to-leave-gif-19072293
you know there are people probably playing that shit seriously
imagining their lifes
damn thats fucking sad
ancient marsh
artem you know you have discord steam integration turned on
i see tomboy sim open on your computer
compact knoll
i see tomboy sim open on your computer
glacial haven
you know there are people probably playing that shit seriously
Ah those kinda games actually exist, I always hoped they were just pre-rendered scenes for memes
compact knoll
Ah those kinda games actually exist, I always hoped they were just pre-rendered ...
i actually dont know
but you can see the little yellow orb on the left hand
stark torrent
I think Artyom is not doing so good right now
ancient marsh
https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujut...
iedy after scratching his balls
glacial haven
when you interact with objects
Idk, I know how Boneworks and Horseshoes, Hotdogs and Handgranades does it, those are pretty much the only VR Games I ever played
That headset is only collecting dust now
stark torrent
iedy after scratching his balls
compact knoll
That headset is only collecting dust now
youre missing out on 3rd porn
glacial haven
And there you had actual hand movement
glacial haven
youre missing out on 3rd porn
I do not think I am unemployed enough or that my life is sad enough to actually plug my vr headset into my computer, only for the purpose of watching 3d porn
ancient marsh
I do not think I am unemployed enough or that my life is sad enough to actually ...
well for the people who do that
the headset never turns off
perma plugged in for jorking time
glacial haven
the headset never turns off
They should really give that headset a try that just fucking kills you if you get hit in a game
ancient marsh
<:Fire:1402559833864929412>
custom fire emoji?
short cove
gungeon still the goat
glacial haven
custom fire emoji?
idk, I just typed :fire and pressed enter
short cove
https://giphy.com/gifs/corn-cornball-ai-baby-stare-fsDCUITMmTlabKGYHg
Xal I cant do ts anymore
I think of doing tarkov shooter and it dreads me
glacial haven
the island in question:
ancient marsh
the island in question:
ancient marsh
I think of doing tarkov shooter and it dreads me
i finished sbih a couple days ago
ancient marsh
its not hard to go to google and type "shed"
sorry, my bad
it's OLD SHED
second image
short cove
i finished sbih a couple days ago
I don't know if I should congratulate you or if I should feel grievance for you
short cove
it's OLD SHED
Your mother
short cove
Actually sorry
ancient marsh
I don't know if I should congratulate you or if I should feel grievance for you
i am single digit tasks away
short cove
That was very unkind
ancient marsh
short cove
i am single digit tasks away
From what
glacial haven
That is most definitely a UI, what exactly are you using to track everything?
ancient marsh
That is most definitely a UI, what exactly are you using to track everything?
tarkov companion, an overwolf app
it's very nice
it automatically tracks tasks and marks them off when completed
fast garden
israeli app
glacial haven
Ah okay, explains the font
ancient marsh
israeli app
that's why i have it
fast garden
ancient marsh
came pre-installed on my m.2 drive when i bought it from "NOT-IDF.com"
glacial haven
came pre-installed on my m.2 drive when i bought it from "NOT-IDF.com"
The small explosive in the nand chips:
ancient marsh
had a lot of bad reviews from lebanese users
something about malfunctions
but it was cheap so why not
glacial haven
It probably has double it's capacity and your computer is now a relay for their "collection"
ancient marsh
holy shit
cleaned up my dogtags out of the junkbox into the tag cases
EXACTLY 200 tags
that's amazing
fast garden
junkbox tags gg
ancient marsh
https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330
?
ancient marsh
why do you have so many of his dogtags man
i open the game, open my dogtag case and point at the screen while laughing and slapping my big belly
fast garden
i miss my old line of 20 artyom tags
fast garden
theres literally zero way to turn collecting dogtags around as a bad thing
compact knoll
literally cant be asked
soft coral
poor fella spotted
poor fella alert
compact knoll
"actually im just lazy"
yeah and both are right
you dont switch out the battery in the smoke detector to save on money
and yet youre still broke
glacial haven
just put the maid dress on bro
where did that one come from
fast garden
wheres the artyom crossdressing clip
glacial haven
artyom is already more advanced, his sister can probably attest to it
skipped a few difficulties
soft coral
both artyom and thee should just kiss
glacial haven
both artyom and thee should just kiss
artyom is already taken by xal
compact knoll
the other way around
glacial haven
im too busy learning movement tech in deadlock to court artyom
it probably was for the best that you got a job
fast garden
what
glacial haven
soft coral
wtf is this chat
glacial haven
wtf is this chat
usually devolves into insults and then goes silent for the remainder of the day if there's no activity in the vc
soft coral
usually devolves into insults and then goes silent for the remainder of the day ...
now THIS is peak male habitat
omgggg my ear popped and now i can hear in 8k hdr @glacial haven @compact knoll @fast garden
blazing basin
omgggg my ear popped and now i can hear in 8k hdr <@1135549387817373756> <@10490...
Btw, have you learned how air conditioners work?
soft coral
politely kys
hallow stream
usually devolves into insults and then goes silent for the remainder of the day ...
that 1 gif of monkeys fighting on a yacht perfectly describes this channel
remote fox
omgggg my ear popped and now i can hear in 8k hdr <@1135549387817373756> <@10490...
Cover your ears with your palms (fingers facing your neck), look down and tap your neck for a couple of seconds while coverting your ears to get rid of Tinnitus.
hallow stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGopPhIB4ws
them doing the dash jump change alone made the movement at least 50% more complex
i love valve
shits peak
soft coral
Cover your ears with your palms (fingers facing your neck), look down and tap yo...
nah thankfully I dont have tinnitus
remote fox
If you hear humming it helps too.
soft coral
overtime thats normal
soft coral
Cover your ears with your palms (fingers facing your neck), look down and tap yo...
about to tie my hands behind my back and bang my face on a bunch glass shards i think that will work better
glacial haven
Cover your ears with your palms (fingers facing your neck), look down and tap yo...
I actually feel bad for people that have tinnitus since it's usually the ones that are responsible for our civilization to still function due to road construction equipment and so on
blazing basin
I actually feel bad for people that have tinnitus since it's usually the ones th...
The way I discovered I have tinnitus is I ingested a certain green substance and it went away for that period
glacial haven
The way I discovered I have tinnitus is I ingested a certain green substance and...
"Green substance", did you see a barrel of radioactive waste and thought it was a delightful meal? What do you mean by "Green substance"
remote fox
The way I discovered I have tinnitus is I ingested a certain green substance and...
Ate vegetables for the first time
glacial haven
Fair enough
blazing basin
Germany and Chechia are the only countries in Europe where its legal
and Luxembourg
fast garden
how did it take that long to realize it was about the fun grass
i understood immediately
and i dont smoke
blazing basin
radioactive waste aint even green
stark torrent
native crypt
<@1135549387817373756> <@183672005545951234> <@344458734023475200>
Truly a man of valor and courage
calm pollen
Load into raid
Kill reshala and goons
Extract via dorms car
Server shits bed
Lose all progress
gritty python
fast garden
escape from goyim
god bless you nikita for 1000 years
ssl error and game is frozen
ancient marsh
escape from goyim
dead in tarkov ending
btw coolest main menu screen from the fallen ending
buuuuuut as you already know
fps reduction glitch
bro its crazy you get literally no game rewards like gear or roubles for survivor ending
ok im missing 2 kappa items but they are easy to get
ratcola and mayo
i got the rest
fast garden
go break into artyoms fridge ez
stark torrent
pseudo storm
glacial haven
you may know the batmobile but what about the xalmobile
ancient marsh
viral egret
new arena update
ancient marsh
<@292700214492397568>
compact knoll
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9ew4_0tBC-o
600 SAT combined
ancient marsh
600 SAT combined
you get 340 for putting your name on the paper
one of em musta misspelled it
me when @viral egret is getting jumped by goons
@stark torrent @compact knoll
glacial haven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-E6yltc8w
what kinda stupid ass recommendation is that
It's been a year, tf you mean "then vs now" 🥀
ancient marsh
what kinda stupid ass recommendation is that
ancient marsh
@compact knoll when he talks about how nostalgic tarkov used to be
glacial haven
<@1049089806715596810> when he talks about how nostalgic tarkov used to be
pure nostalgia when magnetic bullets and ricochet manipulation was still a thing, those were the days
glacial haven
Magnetic bullets probably still work within a certain FOV
ancient marsh
still the greatest tarkov clip of all time
glacial haven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBNlU-Jz3XU
Yeah, that one was rough lmao
Cool but rough
viral egret
el maduro
glacial haven
Imagine if they used that talent for something worthwhile
ancient marsh
Imagine if they used that talent for something worthwhile
they are though
stark torrent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBNlU-Jz3XU
ancient marsh
making fat fucking money
tarkov cheat coders and sellers are probably millionaires
stark torrent
prob but not only from tarkov , being a cheat dev must be lucrative itself
they prob have cheats for multiple games not just shitkov
glacial haven
they are though
I meant something that actually contributed to something
glacial haven
they prob have cheats for multiple games not just shitkov
Tarkov outsells by a wide margin, if you believe it or not
stark torrent
Tarkov outsells by a wide margin, if you believe it or not
that....is sad news for anyone playing tarkov
glacial haven
I know from the literal source lmao
stark torrent
Tarkov mini event : Reshala 100% - too bad nobody is exicted for a boss that gives nothing but headaches
viral egret
Tarkov mini event : Reshala 100% - too bad nobody is exicted for a boss that giv...
what about hte goons on all maps 100%
stark torrent
it seems they might start rotating boss % again on maps
viral egret
went 3 raids on shoreline sniper
glacial haven
tarkov cheat coders and sellers are probably millionaires
But that is actually somewhat true, a year or 2 will rake in profits like that
viral egret
three times goons
ancient marsh
But that is actually somewhat true, a year or 2 will rake in profits like that
yeah tarkov cheats are an example of a black market
cause like
if this shit was above board
glacial haven
yeah tarkov cheats are an example of a black market
Some of them, the one I know does this shit legally, he pays taxes
ancient marsh
the "sell cheats only for like a day for 20$" thing would never take off
those prices and sales strategies are fucking outrageous
cause what are you gonna do, complain about your dealer to the police?
glacial haven
A lot of devs do because the ones that don't usually end up exit scamming because the IRS, or whatever tax collective is responsible for them, will absolutely fucking decimate you
glacial haven
Taxes are still the leading cause for any blackhat operation to fail
Not even kidding
viral egret
Taxes are still the leading cause for any blackhat operation to fail
mfw the IRS is a global superpower
they cracked down even on the jonkler
ancient marsh
A lot of devs do because the ones that don't usually end up exit scamming becaus...
as in the government actually takes down cheat sellers?
viral egret
if they dont get their ccut they probably wil
glacial haven
as in the government actually takes down cheat sellers?
They fine them based on estimations, not actual numbers since there are no reported numbers
And those estimations, as you can imagine, are grossly overcalculated
ancient marsh
They fine them based on estimations, not actual numbers since there are no repor...
so is it illegal
i assume so
glacial haven
so is it illegal
To evade taxes? Yes
ancient marsh
because if it wasnt you'd just provide sales figures
ancient marsh
To evade taxes? Yes
well why try and evade and pay more in the end if the govt doesnt care how you make the money
glacial haven
because if it wasnt you'd just provide sales figures
They don't have a history of the sales, they usually do crypto and that fucks them over
ancient marsh
you'd just provide the sales figures no
ancient marsh
They don't have a history of the sales, they usually do crypto and that fucks th...
ahh, why do crypto?
glacial haven
At least not a clean one
glacial haven
ahh, why do crypto?
To evade taxes
ancient marsh
"well why try and evade and pay more in the end if the govt doesnt care how you make the money"
this is like retard tactics i guess
glacial haven
They are trying to get away with not paying but that usually fails
At least once you try to actually do something with the money
ancient marsh
i mean as i said just pay the tax and generate infinite money
why not just do that
glacial haven
The development and distribution of the software is more or less a grey area, game publishers usually try to use known tactics like striking you down with copyright claims because you used their Art or Logo's on your site
ancient marsh
The development and distribution of the software is more or less a grey area, ga...
yeah but that's the devs going after you, not the govt
glacial haven
why not just do that
Because they bet on getting away with it
viral egret
The development and distribution of the software is more or less a grey area, ga...
what if you dont use their art/logos
any other shit they can do?
glacial haven
any other shit they can do?
Nope
ancient marsh
Because they bet on getting away with it
yeah just retard tactics then
viral egret
lmao
glacial haven
Quite literally
There is a precedent set with engineowning and activision but that one didn't shut the service down, they just got the domain and paid a fine
engineowning still exists
You can't strike them down, it's impossible
Ah and Rockstar Games (or rather TakeTwo) with InfamousCheats but that one was just because of the Shark Cards, they argued that the "Stealth Money" exploit, which allowed you to transfer the maximum amount of dollars you could get without an integer overflow, was fraudulent because it circumvented and de-valued the use of Shark Cards
short cove
To evade taxes
Ong the gov now wants your id linked to your wallet
EXACTLY BECAUSE OF TAX FRAUD
(Yes here in germany)
glacial haven
EXACTLY BECAUSE OF TAX FRAUD
The likelihood of that effectively working in Germany is near 0
hallow stream
I mean Germany is already 1984
glacial haven
I can't go into detail but it's useless, the accounts that hold the funds are not linked to the individual that would have to pay taxes
hallow stream
They just banned cs crates and now you dont unlock them in the cool ass way
Its just a xray revealing what the skin is
short cove
So when you want a account at a centeralised exchange like binance you need to provide proof that youre you
glacial haven
Its just a xray revealing what the skin is
Valve isn't stupid, they know exactly how to get out of anything and everything
short cove
W like a perso or drivers license
glacial haven
They just played the system and they can't do anything about it
glacial haven
So when you want a account at a centeralised exchange like binance you need to p...
Binance is not used for anything like that
ancient marsh
Its just a xray revealing what the skin is
"p250 skin that's worth 3 cents? yes i would like to buy it for $2.49 to keep opening crates "
glacial haven
And Binance was outed for having a secondary exchange without KYC requirements for special customers
No AML and no KYC
short cove
Binance is not used for anything like that
Iirc its in general for most centeralised wallets
glacial haven
They were entirely whitelisted
glacial haven
Iirc its in general for most centeralised wallets
Then you are misinformed
short cove
Schere
glacial haven
And even then, there's ways to circumvent the exchange entirely but I can't start sharing methods in here lmao
compact knoll
They just banned cs crates and now you dont unlock them in the cool ass way
No change just that it looks different
glacial haven
No change just that it looks different
They bypassed the first attempt by offering the xray for a couple of euro's, that way it wasn't entirely surprise mechanics, they are literally using an already existing functionality for the entire thing
I don't wanna know how stupid the lawmakers feel seeing them just show them the middlefinger like that
ancient marsh
They bypassed the first attempt by offering the xray for a couple of euro's, tha...
the xray isn't a purchasable thing i think
as in it's on by default and unremovable
for the countries mandating it
glacial haven
the xray isn't a purchasable thing i think
I meant back then, you were able to buy xray to see what's in the crate, no?
ancient marsh
I meant back then, you were able to buy xray to see what's in the crate, no?
uuh actually im not sure, MAYBE for countries unaffected by the laws?
i think anomaly made a video when it came out in france
glacial haven
I don't remember entirely but I know the xray thing isn't new
There was a functionality for it before already
ancient marsh
xray is basically you gotta "look inside" a crate first
see what ur gonna get
and if you dont want the item
you never claim it
but you cant open a new crate without claiming the item first either
glacial haven
Yeah, they implemented that shit back then already, that's how they circumvented the first wave
Nowadays they just use it as default for blacklisted countries
glacial haven
It is, they are literally pissing on the ruling
ancient marsh
brother was born with a star of david birthmark
they technically STILL HAVE gambling built in
it's just that it's less exciting
Ohnepixel already looking into moving fucking countries
compact knoll
that first clip is fucking unforgivable <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
what ammo is he using?
because the guy had HP slugs
ancient marsh
what ammo is he using?
.50 or ap20
glacial haven
they technically STILL HAVE gambling built in
Well, now it's just an exchange mechanic more or less
compact knoll
those are not HP slugs
compact knoll
the guy had HP slugs on the video
ancient marsh
and a backup of
ancient marsh
ap20 or .50
ancient marsh
he is using either one of the buckshots
look at screenshot
you can clearly see black slugs
short cove
He checks mag in clip
compact knoll
is that too many fucking syllables
short cove
have you never used fucking magnum buckshot
+15%?
short cove
Mb
compact knoll
its +50% recoil
hp slugs have +10 flat
bmg +25 flat
ap20 +50 flat
not at all the fucking same
ancient marsh
its +50% recoil
no thats not how ammo flat recoil works
it's BEFORE modifiers
not after
ancient marsh
missing the point
you're missing the point, the recoil is still unbearable brother
short cove
Why is the bay harbour toilet lid pisser locking in over defending a cheater that magdumped at perfect accuracy w a semi auto shotgun
glacial haven
🥀
short cove
Very rich of you big back
compact knoll
1st video is HP slugs which the alleged cheater uses
2nd video is magnum buckshot
its okay to be wrong little buddy
we were all wrong at least once in our lifetimes
ancient marsh
its okay to be wrong little buddy
thing is, buddy
the video is old
they reworked camera recoil since then
i'm not joking
look at old clips of the mts shotgun
revolver shotgun
compact knoll
ancient marsh
right when they reworked recoil
that shit rocked like a boat
you legit looked like you're drunk
i'll find a clip
ancient marsh
i dont rmeember any reworks
Reddit
compact knoll
pulls out the 0.14 patch
last recoil update
be careful
might get a copium overdose
gonna go take a nap
keen sparrow
Everyone's day is going well until they learn that the NASA Super Guppy is a real thing.
viral egret
@little flame honestly the pre-boss grind is fun
just farming to get luxors gift and the black band
stark torrent
https://tenor.com/view/gamler-gambler-gambling-niels-neisl-gif-69350788827101011...
@floral orbit @viral egret @hollow patrol
short cove
What mods is bro running
viral egret
What mods is bro running
thoramity
with fargo souls aswell
have infernum on only though
ancient marsh
might get a copium overdose
hey if im wrong - i'm wrong
it is literally like 15 seconds into the video
doesn't exhonorate the guy
theres more clips in it you know
ancient marsh
<@483269464155095050> <@453294099672596502> <@591187403029610496>
is he winning or losing
stark torrent
is he winning or losing
he won 20 euros
ancient marsh
he won 20 euros
holy shit
bro i love the fucking "Promoted" i just noticed it
paid for people to see that tweet
i mean, he can afford it - he's a trillionaire
ancient marsh
Everyone's day is going well until they learn that the NASA Super Guppy is a rea...
wtf are u talking about
keen sparrow
Ugly airplane
stark torrent
ancient marsh
what the fuck am i looking at
glacial haven
ancient marsh
just saying this AK-12 has arguably worse recoil btw
30 ergo is fucking DISGUSTING
worst patch
ancient marsh
cyan garnet
worst patch
I agree terrible changes
They should of made clear catagories of cheap/recoil/ergo attachments not just make everything ass
ancient marsh
They should of made clear catagories of cheap/recoil/ergo attachments not just m...
either that or just slightly nerf meta and slightly buff non-meta
they legit could have just buffed weapon stats and nerfed attachment buffs
@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @little flame @remote fox
new event or sth, red skull on map
could be goons or just 100% chance boss on that map
cyan garnet
just 100% reshala
ancient marsh
keen sparrow
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2030294901695361444
Neuralink has gotten a monkey to control a computer game with its brain too
cyan garnet
i'm pre sure
cyan garnet
they legit could have just buffed weapon stats and nerfed attachment buffs
they should of done this tbh
plus they've 100% broken every gunsmith
ancient marsh
they should of done this tbh
yeah weapons could stay more or less the same
like if you mod out a gun with meta attachments
the gun would have same stats
but if you wanna like
viral egret
could be goons or just 100% chance boss on that map
100% shitshala
ancient marsh
100% shitshala
no info online rn
keen sparrow
Neuralink has gotten a monkey to control a computer game with its brain too
Oh sweet jesus, 4 years ago
viral egret
oh hell na
ancient marsh
the answer: no
keen sparrow
I hate landmarks build videos
“IS THIS BUILD EVERYONE ALREADY USES ACTUALLY GOOD?”
Runs it, dies to a cheater
Adjusts earbuds
Rubs eye brow
Adjusts left sleeve
ancient marsh
???
keen sparrow
Okay, let me ask
Have you ever learned anything you didn’t already know
From a landmark video
ancient marsh
does it have to be educational?
you know like
he makes diff content
he's not gigabeef
blazing basin
Have you ever learned anything you didn’t already know
He supposedly got an education in chemical engineering(?), only to waste it by becoming a streamer
keen sparrow
They let little kids smoke in israel
ancient marsh
He supposedly got an education in chemical engineering(?), only to waste it by b...
???
this gotta be bait bro
blazing basin
this gotta be bait bro
I watched him a bit a long time ago and he said something along these lines
ancient marsh
I watched him a bit a long time ago and he said something along these lines
no the "only to waste it by becoming a streamer"
blazing basin
Not the "waste it" part but yea
blazing basin
Huh. At McMaster University
Is that good or na?
keen sparrow
no the "only to waste it by becoming a streamer"
How is that bait
One is a productive member of society
The other is a flash in the pan fad career
ancient marsh
The other is a flash in the pan fad career
work for 25 years as a chemical engineer or make that money in 2 years of streaming tarkov
hard choice
keen sparrow
If your metric for success is just money, sure
ancient marsh
the only thing lvndmark was thinking of when he was making like a straight up chill million dollars streaming tarkov to 50k viewers during drops is "man i wish i was at work right now as a chemical engineer"
ancient marsh
If your metric for success is just money, sure
what the fuck do you think a job is?
keen sparrow
Creating a product for people