💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

3 + 1 left

3 lh 1 sl

[fast garden]

closer than me

[little flame]

i wonder whats wrong with this picture guys

im at like 25% or some shit after prestiging

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-hop-on-viscous-pinegrove-gif-10823484520001113268

everytime i boot arena i have to fix all my loadouts

they still havent added the 1.0 shit?

[viral egret]

march

end of maarch

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/meo0zBJdH5edGcV-l?invite=cr-MSx4U3gsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

same match

ggs king

[soft coral]

what was bro doin

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/menYfpv8NvPX7dsYJ?invite=cr-MSwzTWQsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1478412441074401300/image.png?ex=69a84e61&is=69a6fce1&hm=2eb9ec4a7f0e7d9eee59566d4f9cff00c303a4f7b48f68542c2266b0f281142d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[ancient marsh]

ALLES HEADSHOT

[ancient marsh]

MY MISS

@remote fox @fast garden

[soft coral]

youre clearly bad

[remote fox]

If you are using DLSS it might be phantom frames

Clearly what you are seeing is not real.

[soft coral]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[ancient marsh]

dlss is off

[little flame]

M80A1

completed tarkov shooter 3 without going factory

bosh

[cyan garnet]

Tanking 3m80a1 before dying is crazy

[hallow stream]

"blyatgpt generate me a viral tweet from the perspective of a successful CEO of a games company"

[little flame]

idek bro

[little flame]

could never be uy

u*

[ancient marsh]

idk why but a raid with 30 damage and talking about completing shooter 3 made me think of that

[ancient marsh]

youre damn right i dont waste food

[little flame]

based

[viral egret]

you eat the bones too

free calcium

joints free cartilage

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-speed-ishowspeed

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-reacts-sad-flight-reacts-happy-gif-15069661998329685232

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378462007740731513/1478300067277570200/caption.gif

[keen sparrow]

he's lost his mind after fucking around in unity for a decade

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-saving-private-ryan-private-jackson-wwii-snipe-gif-21409137

[ancient marsh]

the ending only cost me $20

@fast garden @remote fox @hollow patrol does this not tickle your pickle

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/1063213790574956684/Videoshop_2022-10-07_20-11-16-023.gif

[keen sparrow]

Your game looks like Morrowind at those settings

[ancient marsh]

you're upset my recording footage has more frames than your gameplay

[keen sparrow]

bro needs 200 fps to play well

[ancient marsh]

thing is you have no choice in the matter

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @hollow patrol @little flame

i hppe the name isnt racist

[viral egret]

playing against ai disqualified his argument from the start

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

[little flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSYrn7sg9KQ

this cracks me up so bad

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[little flame]

bro sitting there like

[little flame]

who the fuck is wannesco

i dont like that name

get that ass banned

[ancient marsh]

some rando off tigz server

[ancient marsh]

it sounds indian

@little flame

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[little flame]

lmao

light of god

[ancient marsh]

"bro can you peek if he's still there"

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh one of my friends had a school shooting in greek, the shooter missed the one bullet he shot and got ganged up on

insane work

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

earlier in the school year

[viral egret]

nobody wounded but him

or her

[glacial haven]

Imagine being such a loser that even with a weapon, no one is scared enough of you to step down and you still get beat up

[remote fox]

Those guys were playing out their fantasy of stopping a school shooter in real life.

Must have been such a rush.

[stark torrent]

honestly if anything this also shows how feral balkans are , in US ppl would run or pull up their guns if they had them

in west they would prob run and seek shelter

here they jumped the guy the moment he showed weakness

had a similar case in Romania , a dude tried to rob an ex policeman , he got beat up , bitten by his two rottweillers then thrown in the cellar until the cops showed up

the ex policeman was 55

[glacial haven]

I couldn't tell you how I would've reacted as a student, there were several false alarms (which was only known after the fact, not prior) in our school once and I wasn't really all that affected by it, I guess?

The response of the Police always was within less than 5 minutes and they storm the school heavily armed, the teachers basically just told us to get under the desks and once the police knocked on the door, we were asked to stand up with our hands in the air

[soft coral]

cock

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550867083685134371/1478513186025115808/SnapInsta.to_AQPYWkr07Bm2qymWywdFJBkOrrLzgVePTLjnKoHWWXaiSTutZCmtmWo0wSXrERLYJo23-W-PuNP9TtIKQ39Wz-uf.mp4?ex=69a8ac34&is=69a75ab4&hm=1b629ad0554dd5691529d459f501ff177cd2456be249a9ab4ba41d133405b377&

[winged mica]

😭

[fast garden]

oh hell nah

[keen sparrow]

retarded

i bet they pussy stink too

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lehs5Wx3iQY

https://tenor.com/view/demetözdemir-crying-sad-tear-up-pretty-gif-16621494

[keen sparrow]

That was so sweet of him

[pseudo storm]

Our cute little vassal state

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/8-dihsicle

[ancient marsh]

Alle spits on the popsicle and rubs it down before sucking on it

[little flame]

[hallow stream]

Crazy accusations coming from a person with rider in their name

[little flame]

@ancient marsh tarky?

[ancient marsh]

no

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

Cockrider funny arc

[little flame]

@viral egret tarkov?

[viral egret]

gonna be home in abt a hour or so but ye

[little flame]

sounds good ping me once ur on

[viral egret]

js got out of class, extra prep work w chem teach for a chem course

[ancient marsh]

woah woah what's that first one

[little flame]

jesus christ bruh

wtf is this

[compact knoll]

Paz

She looks 16

But she is like 24

You know the usual

2000 year old dragon

[little flame]

bosh

[cyan garnet]

this man has never known employment

[cyan garnet]

how do ya get those proflex airbuds

[little flame]

just bought

em

idk the quest is slightly cancer

[cyan garnet]

oh they're on flea

reckon they're better then the other ones or kinda same shit

[little flame]

accidentally went lighthouse instead of woods scav

they're rly good

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

u can hear everything nearby

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-dc-hmm-thinking-gif-4575661

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tom-dih-halamadrid15-uHs5IEhUpVh0U8Mjd1

[little flame]

pissge

[viral egret]

@ioedy

@stark torrent vii ba pe tarkov

[little flame]

yes

ioedy

[stark torrent]

later

[viral egret]

ok

[little flame]

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh i saw u typing fatty are u joining us

[little flame]

pls speed

get ur last sbih

[viral egret]

true

truemaxxing

[ancient marsh]

googled it and physically did the

[ancient marsh]

no i gotta go soon

[viral egret]

work or uni

[little flame]

aight

goon

[ancient marsh]

your mother

[little flame]

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208121918855577700/1354106709567602759/image0-24.gif

[stark torrent]

come to high five me

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457046822588649544/1476678202179981352/sex-4x.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-smellsgood-kirki-l25gfHbTuwX9T5Yd4Y

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-2

[compact knoll]

Thanks for licking those cookie crumbs last night, xalrider

[little flame]

@stark torrent

can i instadie

from

fresh wounds opening up when thorax black

no right?

[stark torrent]

i think you do but not instantly

[little flame]

bruh

aight

[ancient marsh]

i dont think so because bleed damage shouldnt kill u with blacked head/chest

[viral egret]

if running on broken leg does then it will too

[ancient marsh]

no

bleed damage is like the only one

hunger kills you

but not bleed

[little flame]

me when no one with a chinese name is doing it for sarcasm anymore

literally iedy

eduardo

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[little flame]

edward we need u

[compact knoll]

It doesn't

They also changed black limbs this update iirc

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/meJDcvRBg8X2ii-Gm?invite=cr-MSx5bGssMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

oops

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

I heard about but i couldnt find anything

So just considering it bullshit

It was something about damage

Like barbed wire not killing you anymore or some shit

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @fast garden @little flame @stark torrent

[little flame]

@stark torrent @viral egret tarkov? if u both hop on

[stark torrent]

In the upcoming Patch 0.4.3, Ref's task line “To Great Heights!” in #TarkovArena will be reworked.

Main changes

● Tasks can now be accepted and completed in both EFT and EFT: Arena without needing to relaunch either game;
● Roubles for the task “To Great Heights! - Part 4” can be transferred in both EFT: Arena and EFT;
● Adjusted the task rewards and objectives;
● Added new tasks to the task line.

If you do not complete “To Great Heights! - Part 5” before Patch 0.4.3, your progress will be reset to the first task in the chain. You will receive appropriate compensation in EFT: Arena.

These changes will not affect players who have already completed “To Great Heights! - Part 5”

@ancient marsh .

[little flame]

lol

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

my friend just started the task lmao

he better hurry his ass up because i doubt they are making it easier

we got stuck on the win a match in at least third place one

[stark torrent]

i think they miught change it

for the better

people dont even bother with Theta honestly they lose interest too quick on hard tasks with this game

bsg needs to figure this out

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

why vro straight up aura farming on the roof
@fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

its so fucking easy to get though

the only thing is eod/unh people that dont feel motivated to play arena for +1 slot

[stark torrent]

i mean it is if you are not below average which many are , it's the win conditions on most quests that sucks

and the 3rd place one that one is very shit

like u can be good and still lose the game cause 4 retards

[fast garden]

i guess thats true but i dont feel like they are actually bad

[stark torrent]

that win condition wastes a lot of time

time i could spend playing main game

[fast garden]

now thats the part that gets me thats true

[stark torrent]

instead of checkpoint for the 4th time

fuck you sween and cryon

[little flame]

[soft coral]

tarkov talk in my tarkov channel

heresy

[fast garden]

we did like deadass 8 matches last night of cp and my friend was either last or one kill off 3rd so many times

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

yeah like that one i feel it's 10 times worse than the 1 mil 3 wins or 4 loses

they 1 mil one should be 2 wins or 4 loses imo , that would be ok balance

the 3rd place one should simply be removed

[fast garden]

id be suprised if they made the tasks any easier but it would be neat

[stark torrent]

replace it with captures per game or kills or whatever the fuck

we will see , i guess at the end of this month , god above they are turteling the shit out of arena patches

this patch should have been out by now

[fast garden]

i know i am biased since every time since they reworked the tasks i have first tried every quest

[stark torrent]

holy fuck waiting 5 months for a dogshit arena patch to add 3 guns

[fast garden]

and thats just not a fair assumption to make for everyone

[fast garden]

yeah i was lowkey mad coming back and we didnt have the attachments and guns still

[stark torrent]

identity crisis

[fast garden]

play deadlock man

[soft coral]

me and gang

mom wanted a picture

[cyan garnet]

Yeah crazy its taken so long

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret is it time

for the FINAL sbih kill

[little flame]

ye

or not

[viral egret]

ye i can hop on

[ancient marsh]

lets wait for more ppl

[little flame]

3 not enough?

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/meMTf7TGP4-jZ1VJh?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=chmS9JoutHMMWg

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/man-hat-flirt-gif-16364670903687153532

[viral egret]

just saw someone die to rogue gl gg

+1 shooter haha

i bounced his fmj boohoo

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-lion-yeshua-consuming-fire-king-of-kings-gif-6495941002956083919

[viral egret]

xal letts just go three for sbih

its easier that way, more ppl in lobby to shoot

if we go 5 mann we take up all the queue

@stark torrent lester the molester hop on

[ancient marsh]

6 HOUR BTW???????

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

gg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/double-jointed-weird-talent-skills-flex-weird-flex-gif-15487685

[viral egret]

what??

2 shots in the whole raid btw

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456245725597138957/1475596902073630894/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif?ex=69a944f4&is=69a7f374&hm=fa39e5c433c53d9a2b5d1a210c998493a737f1bfcebda81553a1ed3e80b10863&

[viral egret]

ggwp

[stark torrent]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCOZbVaXAAAR_Es.webp

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-2

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/look-up-scared-1

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @compact knoll @remote fox @glacial haven my final Shooter Born kill was a guy with an altyn and zabralo solo breaking the zabralo for the ragman quest for like 10 mins straight against a makarov scav

blew his head smoove off so he gotta do it again

@floral orbit

[remote fox]

Hope you took the Zabralo so he doesn't get it back in insurance.

[soft coral]

helmet gives him +5 defense

[ancient marsh]

nah i was running away cause i had psycho sniper done too

without cheese

that's 5 pmcs in 1 life with bolties

[little flame]

me after dying on purpose so iedy fills up my mags with m80a1

(i didnt)

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350122574952140822/1478447391010193520/bafyreidhpqr7slx5gebmpfjutzh6nklgqwuo3ykmx33lixnjnu7wyvpvqu.mp4?ex=69a917ae&is=69a7c62e&hm=37c5450fcc03fa7664f44e8c324b27980311064a2e34d5d3bdcb3fb7c51d66cf&

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378462007740731513/1478300067277570200/caption.gif

[soft coral]

you love it when he fills you up dont you

[little flame]

?????

[soft coral]

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fill-the-gas-corey-vidal-crying-on-the-phone-fill-the-tank-filling-up-the-tank-gif-26243632

[little flame]

@stark torrent

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painting-gif-14648608313489473242

shon. 😭

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

MEATYORE

MEATYORE

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/druski-druski-football

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-heat-cheque-jordan-shoe-car-gif-3347974957334073454

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

https://klipy.com/gifs/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-laughing-flightreacts

me after meeting iedy irl

[viral egret]

@compact knoll

bigpipe and birdeye is gangbanging us on shoreline

we needed you to kill

[soft coral]

I LVOE ISAAAC

[fast garden]

https://x.com/i/status/2028979562747707653

terps (@smokinterpsTV)

he's new to the game

▶ Play video

X · Mar 3, 2026, 11:43 PM

[ancient marsh]

love twitter video quality with impossible to change quality settings

[fast garden]

mine doesnt look THAT bad but lmao

[soft coral]

looks almost as good as the game

completely gray and you can't see shit

[stark torrent]

pohui nahui

@ancient marsh

Cryon when he says dumb shit in VC

[soft coral]

Always cryon

though my personal favourite was the artyom bikini incident
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

the ancient tibetan grab him by the nuts from underneath takedown

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mePmabCj8oYzU7Zif?invite=cr-MSw3azgsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15 @ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret a bosh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-gif-9389177566264488652

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

but how shit is this game

[ancient marsh]

wait

@stark torrent

prestige 6 needs the ticket done

that means you gotta beat the game and then beat it one more time?

or i dont get it

[stark torrent]

you gotta beat the game every time

[ancient marsh]

no

false

[stark torrent]

for every prestige

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

except 1 maybe

[stark torrent]

ohh they changed it

[ancient marsh]

idk what "obtain the ticket" means

[stark torrent]

obtain the ticket is terminal

[ancient marsh]

yeah but "obtain the ticket" and "the ticket" are apparently different

cause prestige 6 needs "obtain the ticket"

[stark torrent]

it's the same quest , obtain the ticket is just one of the subquest for the ticket

[ancient marsh]

o shit

[stark torrent]

for some reason

[ancient marsh]

11 off

[ancient marsh]

oh as in you need to do something close to the end but not actually like complete terminal

like lets say you need to just unlock terminal

that's the "obtain the ticket"

[stark torrent]

yeah i think it's literally the second to last quest , where u get the keycard

[ancient marsh]

like without needing to run it

[stark torrent]

or the entrance to terminal

[ancient marsh]

i c makes sense

[stark torrent]

and then to finish the whole The Ticket u gotta escape

from terminal

they changed prestige reqs when they first added it they all had ticket i think

i think its ok now

[viral egret]

@little flame tmrw lets get interchange shooterborn done?

shouldnt be too bad

(i need to greed cause im at 100k)

[little flame]

ye maybe

[ancient marsh]

just as a reminder the bolty kills that i got on ichange were super super lucky

[viral egret]

listen man

ill get it done by 2050

[ancient marsh]

ichange sucks fucking cock and ass

[viral egret]

the three leddies in ultra dont

(ultra is gonna be open and looted each time)

[ancient marsh]

reminder this is one of them

@viral egret THIS is the kind of shots i needed to hit

to get sbih done bro

😭

ichange sucks cock for sniping genuinely

the other 2 i dont remember

the last shot was an unaware guy fighting killa in the entrance

[viral egret]

if i had m700 id have gotten 1 more sbih kill on inter

remember the guy iedy somehow saw on the giant fucing mountain

~300 meter away

if it was m700 not marlin i wouldve hit that but the accuracy fucked the shot

[ancient marsh]

yeah switching to m700 was the best thing

[viral egret]

i cant run bolties like that

mxlr is only feasible because it has nice firerate so i can follow up

i am like really bad with semi/bolty

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret this is like the most basic setup you can run

scope to taste ofc

[viral egret]

bipod optional

[ancient marsh]

you need to get on arena and play with bolt actions

i am not kidding

[viral egret]

i think just m700 + scope is decent eough

[ancient marsh]

like 5-10 matches with bolt actions made me so so much better

[ancient marsh]

it's really really cheap at like 36 euros

[viral egret]

i only have poopy axmc on arena

[ancient marsh]

dont use axmc

[viral egret]

only dvl then

[ancient marsh]

run m700 build you'd run on eft

and use ball 11 lr

[viral egret]

do i even have money on arena i should check

[ancient marsh]

you dont even need supp on eft btw

[viral egret]

last time i know i had like 3 roubles

[ancient marsh]

im gonna scavmaxx tmrw

i need 11 scav survives

and i get max rep

[viral egret]

i have money

gg

[viral egret]

i need to join because i gotta find shit for NP1

[ancient marsh]

what happened

[viral egret]

this and ball lr?

[viral egret]

need lk unlocked

[ancient marsh]

no u said u have money

[ancient marsh]

sure

[viral egret]

i have on arena only

i have lke 400k left ill send it all to main game

israeli funds

[ancient marsh]

was it always this transparent

[stark torrent]

yes

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh suicides in gender disassosciated peoppe have reacued 51

percent

[ancient marsh]

I disavow

[blazing basin]

Bro wrote it with a Romanian accent

[stark torrent]

Tomorrow, March 5, at 7:00 AM GMT / 2:00 AM EST we are planning to install update 1.0.2.5 for #EscapefromTarkov.

The update for Escape from Tarkov will take between 4 and 6 hours.

If necessary, the update installation time may be extended. The game will be unavailable during this time.

[remote fox]

I wonder what they are going to break

[native crypt]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2613/reduce-fake-interior-shadows @keen sparrow

interiors if they weren't a coal mine in 1862

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/what-the-fuck-wtf-ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[native crypt]

i think he might have experience wearing helmets

[native crypt]

also pein redone his recoil mod, might be kino

[stark torrent]

Tomorrow, March 5, at 7:00 AM GMT / 2:00 AM EST we are planning to install update 0.4.3.0 for #TarkovArena.

The Escape from Tarkov: Arena update will take up to 3 hours.

If necessary, the update installation time may be extended. The game will be unavailable during this time.

Arena and EFT updates in one day ouuuskh is this a rare BSG W ?

are we getting the good arena patch tommorow

[keen sparrow]

Eh

That retard thinks only AKs should have recoil

His recoil rework mod stopped being good 3 updates ago

[native crypt]

The amount of people that think 5.45 or 762x39 have anything other than miniscule recoil give me fatigue

[keen sparrow]

You install pein’s recoil and don’t enable his oldest recoil values, all your 7.62x39 is going into the cieling or the sky

[fast garden]

you see comrade, ak is good because you aim at chest and hit head

[keen sparrow]

You haven't seen this dude's 'recoil rework'

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6IzFYWk5x84

🤯

[keen sparrow]

out here playing more Tactical Barbie then Fallout 4

[fast garden]

holy gripper

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

?????

[hollow patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/customit-iq-karimovs-I0epngjLFsGEDxNkes

[stark torrent]

Balancing changes:
Changes to weapon attachments

Adjusted the stats of most weapon attachments, i.e. muzzle devices, magazines, grips, and buttstocks. Our goal was to bridge the gap between the most popular, high-tier attachments and those that are currently rarely used @ancient marsh @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

if i had to guess

[stark torrent]

Flash hiders, muzzle brakes, and similar attachments now reduce recoil more effectively;
Suppressors, including their combos with various muzzle brakes, now have a smaller impact on recoil. In exchange, their ergonomics penalty has been reduced.

These changes are aimed at addressing the current prevalence of suppressors, which are used almost universally. We want players to make a choice when building weapons: better recoil control with a muzzle brake versus relative stealth with a suppressor.

[ancient marsh]

and my hope

[stark torrent]

Holy shit

[ancient marsh]

ewwwwa

i was gonna say i hope they arent nerfing meta but buffing off meta

[stark torrent]

Oh

Ok so this will require gaming, new builds

[stark torrent]

Supressors have less ergo but also less recoil buff

[ancient marsh]

nah we are gonna find new meta attachments and use those for 3 years

[ancient marsh]

less ergo penalty*

high ergo meta?

btw

if big mags are less bad now

YOU KNOW im running the 100 round cock mag on m4

https://tenor.com/view/craw-king-shaboingboing-sausage-tiktok-gif-9987443431267902478

[stark torrent]

Hmmm yeah we need to see

[ancient marsh]

nice, this is good

i like this

[stark torrent]

Yeah the balance stuff arrived late af but its here so whatever

Finally

[ancient marsh]

my biggest gripe with the tarkov attachment system was that the game has like 50 m4 muzzle breaks and grips, but only like 3-4 tiers exist

[stark torrent]

Well hopefully they changed that

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[stark torrent]

And they are all usable

They said they made it so ppl chose aspect over performance now

Which is great

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

this sounds like

you took more dmg

from black limbs?

[stark torrent]

Also loud muzzles being better than supressors is great, raids were dead cause of supressors

Doesnt mean ppl wont keep using them tho

[ancient marsh]

like if ur legs are like 0.75 dmg multi

you still took 100%?

[stark torrent]

But its necessary change to justify the 30 muzzles nobody used

[ancient marsh]

yeah we need to see how bad nerfs are, also big issue is that a lot of guns rn have very very low recoil

NL is one

oh sick

[stark torrent]

Yeah i thinj in some instances you hit someone in black limb at took normal damage

As if the limb was still there

I dont use leg meta in main game so idk

[viral egret]

holy shit?

[stark torrent]

In arena it was fine

[viral egret]

loud guns no longer shit?

[ancient marsh]

seems so

they were never SHIT to be fair

they just werent as good as suppressed

oushka

[viral egret]

fug

finally

[stark torrent]

THEY DIDNT ADD NEW GUNS TO ARENA STILL

No way man just delete this game

They added match history and reworked the theta task thats it

Fuck youuuu

[cyan garnet]

noway

[viral egret]

gg

end of march allegedly

[cyan garnet]

I kneel at your sheer incompetence bsg

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[ancient marsh]

WRONG

YOU ARE WRONG

[cyan garnet]

This is a good change

[ancient marsh]

...they added the drum and the gold tt unlock for PPSH

[cyan garnet]

Not everyone will have the same metaslave builds

[viral egret]

smile

useless shit

[ancient marsh]

turbo false

people will find THE META in a week and always run it since it will be in every youtube guide

[stark torrent]

Meta will always exist in games where you have stats

What it changes is you can drip ur guns now while also being close to best in slot which is as best as we could hope

Thats all

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @little flame

[stark torrent]

Course there will be Gigabeef that will find out that using the X muzzle saves you 16 rubles and 0.067g of weight

[ancient marsh]

yeah if the stat meta looks like some meme guns people build

like smallest handguard and longest barrel, no stock

but slightly worse than meta was how the meta guns look now

people would build slightly worse than meta

[stark torrent]

Like taking a boss gun and using it steaight up

Or a rogue gun or whatever

I will play gun simulator after i finish work

[ancient marsh]

issue with these is all of them are in unusable condition

should be addressed too

no reason to get beamed across the map buy a guy with a gun that has 30 MOA

[low iris]

" i am an elite PMC and i will have my gun be 0 durability but dome you within 2 seconds of spotting you"

sucks cause a lot of the rouge guns look aesthetically cool

[ancient marsh]

hello i am a developer from russia and THIS is my balancing

[stark torrent]

Yeah boss types should be 100% guns like who rly cares at that point

A gun is heavy anyway let ppl.loot them

[ancient marsh]

yeah right now the biggest issue with bosses is that they are balanced purely on their aimbot

[low iris]

even then its a toss up because i swear sometimes they just have normal scav ai and cant hit shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @viral egret @little flame yesterday's rogues incident

[low iris]

glukhar has domed me across map with a single fucking shot from the ash 12 and has missed me when he is 2 feet away all within the same day

[little flame]

what happened yesterday

what

[stark torrent]

What rogues

I wasnt there

[little flame]

yeah

same

[ancient marsh]

we got jumped by goons sorry

[little flame]

ohh

yeah

actual cancer

[ancient marsh]

and we were terrified for like 5 mins straight

without breaks

[little flame]

big pipe full sprayed me from radar when im at pig farm

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

big pipe when he sees unsupervised children

[little flame]

literally right next to my face

[low iris]

unless you are near a building you are just raped if you fight goons

[little flame]

ye

had to headshot knight twice with m80a1 aswell

[stark torrent]

10k hours , proned in a.ditch scared af

Yep

Thats me.yep

Move an inch, get magdumped by pipe through the wall

[little flame]

i got rushed by knight when im alone

[stark torrent]

Pipe was lvl 3 sentry he was on the hill just magdumping us

[little flame]

he shot me 3 times with m80 and almost killed me through class 6

luckily he went lobotomite mid fight so he stopped moving

[little flame]

literally

knight has it out for me

😭

[low iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhnlUbKpltQ

tarkov bosses mid fight

[viral egret]

the rape of 26

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

big pipe trying to wallbang me for 5 minutes straight

birdeye gunning you down like a ice agent

knight robbing alle

we dont talk about blue tape room of yesterday

[soft coral]

says the man responsible for the green truck incident

[keen sparrow]

Why can a shitty Fallout 4 mod get P90 mags right and BSG still has a message on their P90 mags about how they'll get to it eventually or some shit

[stark torrent]

Lazy shits

[keen sparrow]

released 1 year ago, lol https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2007/transparent-p90-mag

[little flame]

4-6 hour downtime for a 5 mb patch im calling it

anything but adding nl to arena

[viral egret]

did it start only now

[little flame]

no

4 hours ago

[viral egret]

alr thats gold then itll be done today prob

[little flame]

[viral egret]

[little flame]

@viral egret wanna play once servers are up?

[viral egret]

ye sure i just got home

[little flame]

sounds good

ima pick up my sister in 40 min tho

so ill be home in an hour give or take

[viral egret]

ye np js lmk when

ill play some cs2 til then

[little flame]

Aight

Faint is such a banger @soft coral

Blasting it in the car

Update is out @viral egret illbe home in like 30

[soft coral]

who?

[little flame]

Linkin park

[soft coral]

the linkin park song?

[little flame]

Yee

Banger

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2DrMcGNKEY0FZqjMovGaCm?si=0d7980a3fcfa4405 @little flame @stark torrent

[little flame]

Peak yeah

I like it alot

And now, you’ll become a part of me

[soft coral]

Tomb raider and linkin park kinda goes hard

[little flame]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh u joining me and cryon in a bit?

[soft coral]

group sex?

[little flame]

Yes

https://open.spotify.com/track/15DLl1r2zi07Ssq5RT1yT0?si=YpwFxVNHQDKuFLh-jdRIHw

Banger aswell

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6buHoQU9OTdbJrAuniVwGL?si=01b75f533deb428f

[viral egret]

alr

gonna do some arena first

[little flame]

Check update size pls

Im curious

[viral egret]

idk for arena but it instantly downloaded

or smth

[little flame]

Maingame i mean

[viral egret]

ill look

[little flame]

Ye

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

later

wont even bother downloading the arena patch kekw shit is useless

[viral egret]

@little flame

255mb

on main

all classes can play cqcm now damn

too bad it sucks

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @keen sparrow @remote fox

[remote fox]

He died in a scav run.

[stark torrent]

servers went down and bro didnt know about patch

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

@viral egret im home

[viral egret]

alr

[viral egret]

lmaoo

[stark torrent]

yo the game loaded in fast

why did they wait until after 1.0 for this

[little flame]

join vc

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

join me and cryon

[stark torrent]

i said later dude

[little flame]

did not see

my bad

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

ok so this used to be 50 recoil

[little flame]

gg

[stark torrent]

M4SD NERFED ???

its worse than saker now recoil wise

[little flame]

EWWWWWW

@stark torrent

@viral egret @ancient marsh THIS UI

EWWWWW

[stark torrent]

this used to be under 100 recoil right

jesus

[little flame]

bosh

insta turn in

[stark torrent]

i made this yesterday it had 54 recoil

now its 60

[little flame]

do u see the new quest ui

its dogshit

looks so simple now

[stark torrent]

so supressors nerfed between 4 to 6 recoil points

[little flame]

actually reverted

[stark torrent]

i barely notice

[little flame]

the roubles arent green anymore

first thing i noticed

the reward

comparison

i dont like it

ngl

[little flame]

@stark torrent YOOO THEY ROTATED THE ROUBLES IN THE REWARD SECTION

LETS GOOO

250 MB PATCH

as usual

5 hour downtime

for nothing

gg

[viral egret]

oh wow they gave xp a item box texture now

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hair-club-hair-restoration-2

[stark torrent]

so hera is useless now its worse

[viral egret]

it was useful before?

[little flame]

ggggggggggggggggggg

[stark torrent]

yes

[little flame]

bastion plate

rare as fuck

[viral egret]

can you buy it

[little flame]

no

not anymore

[stark torrent]

no

its found in raid only

Glukhar and Rogues can rarely have it

[little flame]

wait iedy

u can buy it on flea

if its on the bastion

wtff

[stark torrent]

what the plate?

yooooooooo

[little flame]

cryon just found that

wait ayo

oh nvm

on fence

[viral egret]

330k for it btw

more than the rys-t

[little flame]

ah it literally says cant be listed on flea

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

https://klipy.com/gifs/zamn-6

[ancient marsh]

entirely manageable

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/slower-learn-faster-boxing-boxing-meme-gif-22645114

[little flame]

🐘

why is he so caked

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/trollszn123-ronaldo-gif-18268194

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fnaf-memes-run

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/4BOiWHP5B3U?si=cq4soMp-S3WthYH9&t=642

timestamp

attachment stat comparison segment

[little flame]

lmao

good buff

[ancient marsh]

old stats for 100 round cock mag

@stark torrent

[little flame]

sick

[ancient marsh]

switching from ak-12 mag to 95 drum

on NL

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/confused-futurama-suspicious-ANbD1CCdA3iI8

[ancient marsh]

slightly better ergo choice now

[viral egret]

drum mag, loud, with scope

[little flame]

LOL

@stark torrent

it changed so fast

[compact knoll]

No fun allowed

Welcome back arrowhead

[little flame]

@stark torrent

3000 RAIDS

BRO

[cyan garnet]

How longs it been since release like 3 and a half months

[little flame]

idk

[viral egret]

2830 * 20 min avg per match

+3.5 min avg matching

2830 * 24 we rouind up

[viral egret]

47.1 days wholeof playing

[compact knoll]

https://timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-discord-sdk-data-exposure/ @ancient marsh @glacial haven

[ancient marsh]

tldr pls

[compact knoll]

No

[hollow patrol]

big broder iz watching

[ancient marsh]

ok

[compact knoll]

Read it you brainrotten retard

[cyan garnet]

that's actually crazy

[ancient marsh]

im in raid bro

[compact knoll]

Stop watching tiktoks

Read it after raid

[hollow patrol]

cinema tbh

[blazing basin]

I knew something was up. Arc raiders seems too much like a psyop to not have something evil under the surface

[glacial haven]

I knew discords SDK allowed 3rd parties to do way too much on the users behalf (there’s message loggers (open-source, not as a virus) and so on that use only the official discord SDK, so go figure) but I didn’t expect it to go that far in terms of permissions lmao

Luckily I am unaffected because I just never played Arc Raiders

[cyan garnet]

Real?

[glacial haven]

That being said, I don’t want to know what the Discord Partner API allows if the 3rd party public SDK already allows that much lmao

[glacial haven]

Most likely, for logging you usually want to be as verbose as possible, so that is the good part of this scenario, the bad one is that they register for way more than they need through the discord SDK lmao

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

LMAO

try not to play the game challenge

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

WHAT RED REBEL IN TOMB RAIDER 2013?
@little flame @viral egret @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

tomb raider shamelessly stole the red rebel from tarkov 3 years prior

unbelievable

ok so the first couple of locations we were tomb raiding

now we turned into a cover shooterr

is this tomb raider or gears of war

[keen sparrow]

yes that's

been a thing for years

They don't even make the IRL Red Rebel anymore. shame.

although, it's an ice pick so the motherfucker would probably be 800$ for no reason

[fast garden]

what the fuck man

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1477647982022103164/Escape_From_Tarkov_2026.03.01_-_14.35.59.06.DVR_-_Trim.mp4?ex=69aacc6c&is=69a97aec&hm=a7efdf253dc4d8987b5acdc5ee73fea07e278e150b796c3750bd1929d2bcb465&

[native crypt]

am i missing something or the attachment changes is just a universal stat nerf to all guns

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[soft coral]

I'm aware mate

its...sarcastic

because haha both games have red rebel

but haha tomb raider stealing the red debel idea from tarkov THREE years prior

moron

[soft coral]

is vro listening to minecraft ost in the backround

what is that soft melody

[viral egret]

killa insta headshot btw

other hit counted for three??

[little flame]

2 headshots in a row

gg

good game

@stark torrent

.............................................

i cant bro

6.7 kd

[stark torrent]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[fast garden]

so they updated to great heights, right

[soft coral]

NEVER kill youself man

youre so sexy haha

[ancient marsh]

yeah what is it now

[fast garden]

i want to know but i dont have the task

trying to dig through twitter to find some random japanese person talking about it

[soft coral]

nice bs

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

come vc man we laugh

[soft coral]

do u not know the meme

BRO TOMB RAIDER FUCKING EXPLANATION

press M mouse to continue

I thought that meant press M and lmb

[soft coral]

NOT MIDDLE MOUSE BUTTON

[soft coral]

artyomka gets it

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[cyan garnet]

Noway bros got he scav nightvison on

[viral egret]

its a quest

for proflex earbud

[viral egret]

a

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

what did we learn?

we check roof first instead of looking for romanian bitcoin inside crates

[viral egret]

bro

i thought we cleared all rogues

iedy forgets to mention there's one left

[soft coral]

"I thought" theres your mistake

never assume

[viral egret]

never trust edmonduardo

[soft coral]

if in doubt

check every roof yourself

[viral egret]

the worse thing

he hit all thorax

[hallow stream]

HOW

[fast garden]

31 ergo pkm btw

what is this fuckjing upate

chat gpt genereate me tarkov patch notes

[hallow stream]

top 10 is usually 9/10 free games

holy shit man

[fast garden]

i have interview soon i am fucking around before i get ready

[little flame]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret

[fast garden]

maybe. maybe i join after but idk

[stark torrent]

good luck king

[compact knoll]

a job finally?

[fast garden]

DUDE what the FUCK have the done with attachments

what is this shit man

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

u can mod it now

[fast garden]

israel gpt, generate me a cheater gun

i honestly dont know how i feel about drum mags getting buffed this hard

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

[ancient marsh]

its ok since every gun had its ergo demolished

[fast garden]

ace stock is good now?

what the fuck

[soft coral]

Man I love sarmale

[viral egret]

@little flame

[fast garden]

yeah i dont understand that

so nerf the fuck out of guns

nerf attachments

[little flame]

mustard been the wind

[fast garden]

but buff the fuck out of drums?

[stark torrent]

and the 60s

which is a bit weird

[fast garden]

yeah honestly

i dont like that conceptually

make every gun feel worse but make drums feel better

new mutant handguards tho

[ancient marsh]

it needs to be fixed purely by buffing ergo on most guns

ergo is waaaaay too low no w

[fast garden]

yeah

i mean a drum buff was fine, but i think its a bit much to drag everything down

this is retarded

[ancient marsh]

replace the 2 balls mag for 1 big cock mag

[viral egret]

@fast garden @compact knoll iedy says dont shoot the rogue youll miss and get us killed

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-test-genius-iq-gif-14792434

[fast garden]

new g3 stuff?

[ancient marsh]

no, retard

old

last wipe shi

[stark torrent]

unc forgot

[fast garden]

yeah how old

[little flame]

uncer

[ancient marsh]

added same time aug parts got added

like vltor upper

[fast garden]

really?

wtf

how did i never see this

nvm its the g36

thats why

[little flame]

nice

halfway almost

[stark torrent]

yeah nobody using it anyway

[fast garden]

im specifically talking about the top rail

[stark torrent]

i never saw that

[fast garden]

lack thereof but you know what i mean

jesus fuck man

i should have specified but god damn

im fairly sure thats new

oh yeah

cant remember if that was fixed before i stopped or not

they made the black cqcm class 3 in eft

i fucking forgot

goddamnit

[viral egret]

wtf?

i need to buy this

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

doesnt it call mortar in

[fast garden]

yep

[viral egret]

yeah

[fast garden]

have you done the task for it

[viral egret]

fuh

what task

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

yeah i did it

im on hot wheels