💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

schizo painting

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @viral egret @remote fox

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

i got my cloak on

evil looking motherfucker

[little flame]

we gotta find some gold spraypaint

i see the vision

https://klipy.com/gifs/low-tier-god-7

[ancient marsh]

??????

[little flame]

bro

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/8-dihsicle

brooo

i look sick

rong rong time ago

https://klipy.com/gifs/markiplier-confetti

@stark torrent what are these mags

[ancient marsh]

izolenta means duct tape

or inulating tape

did he lost wifi connection to google translate halfway thru the nickname

[little flame]

skill based matchmaking

now everyone is lagging

not just u

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-itsjadeyanh-jadey-tVUWyfECIMCnMClL7z

[little flame]

WOAAH

https://klipy.com/gifs/looking-big-eyes-meme

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1475059305806954577/AQPHX0P6Sl23jSXbLk9dymDYvwvqxLgRc67KSsFFhzbmGDevfI7429JDQufG-VdseQer2wrFe32fr6fKc5I1IJQi47L5U_miEfDHaAM.mp4?ex=699c1b87&is=699aca07&hm=23361ba30b741bbdbf37e85a270533a4cac97823a3303cddf69d0ffd83ad53e2&

[stark torrent]

my jaw would hurt

[soft coral]

[little flame]

?

[soft coral]

WHAT

[ancient marsh]

"ma'am you can't do that?"
"but he's hungry, what do you mean i can't breastfeed?"
"ma'am he's 28 years old"

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

we are losing connection with human decency

[ancient marsh]

"we"

https://tenor.com/view/israel-lion-yeshua-consuming-fire-king-of-kings-gif-6495941002956083919

[stark torrent]

gluttony speaking ☝️

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-breathing-geebabys-gif-20700824

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/DTIWIsw1af0?si=9nRFGWDZueNFq8ZO

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[soft coral]

ladies and gentlemen , we got him

no wonder world had one of the best soundtracks in nfs history
mick gordon made the songs
@stark torrent https://youtu.be/i77Xd1QAti4?si=rpsLzfpyUHRpvvSr

[soft coral]

told the girl mom bought me 2 white monsters and 1 black (the og one)
she says: thats peak you always at least one black in the mix
@stark torrent

thats a COMMS moment right there

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/ejected-gone-tossed-leave-nba-gif-20737681

[viral egret]

fire

[hollow patrol]

every day i pray to god with tears in my eyes

that your dick falls off

i pray that one day

you will wake up and no longer be able to engage in coitus

thats just me though anyway never goon

[stark torrent]

dont be a hater ham

[hollow patrol]

i was born a hater

its in my nature

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[little flame]

thats the transit bug guy

wtf

hes sucking his cock now

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

Tarkov VC

[blazing basin]

who is who?

[fast garden]

Pictured left to right iedy, artyom, alle, ivan, xalrider

[short cove]

will yall hop on marathon on the 26th?

[little flame]

@stark torrent

ME AND CRYON GOT ONE TAPPED BY THE SAME NADE

I HATE GLUKHAR GUARDS

[little flame]

will i be gae on the 26th? no

[viral egret]

alll the way from helicopter too

no?

[little flame]

no

below

[viral egret]

oh wtf

ggs man

i was like 5 meters behind you and it hit me in the face

[ancient marsh]

i was behind that fucking wall :iedy

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[hallow stream]

I played the game that hes talking about

its friendslop

[short cove]

what isent slop

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

no sound when it landed

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[little flame]

Bro its fucking artjom

[viral egret]

no monster in sight

[keen sparrow]

so when's the wedding

[soft coral]

kys

jk

[keen sparrow]

love you too

That's kinda great news though, tbh

You found a real one

If she's not afraid to fart around you, or she can do her makeup in the bathroom while you're behind her taking a piss, she's a keeper.

[soft coral]

dont be so positive

we'll see where it goes

[keen sparrow]

installed a mod for fallout 4 that mimics the Tarkov healing system

completely changes the game

[fast garden]

You hate yourself slightly

[keen sparrow]

bro it's so much better now

[stark torrent]

ivan does not get rid of the rope so easily

[fast garden]

Half my cna class has been obliterated btw

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/helldivers-2-KJ6I3xgFpkWZ70bI2u

[keen sparrow]

it's not that hard what?

[stark torrent]

why

[fast garden]

Week one over we went from 13 to 7

[keen sparrow]

no longer can i just stand in one spot gunning things down while spamming the stimpack hotkey

[fast garden]

The only other guy did cheer and he didn’t make it past day 2 btw

[keen sparrow]

ITS NOT THAT HARD

bro in my class i had this instructor

[keen sparrow]

have you done mitered corners yet?

for bedmaking?

this shit

my instructor ripped the bed apart 4 times until i got miterd corners right

[fast garden]

They have fitted sheets/ we don’t have to do that

And the bedspreads come pre cut like that basically

[keen sparrow]

She joked, 'if this was the military i'd make you do it until i could bounce a quarter off it'

[keen sparrow]

That's insane

[fast garden]

Ours said “I’m not gonna make you bounce a quarter off of it, but it should be nice”

[keen sparrow]

so people don't have to do the old military bed anymore

and they're still dropping out

[fast garden]

Oh not dropping out

You have to make above an 80 on tests

[next temple]

This reminds me how my country has no definition of how to keep yor bed made, so it ends up with the most ridiculous cases when you have 3 instructors telling you to make beds differently until you find a way which satisfies all of them

[fast garden]

If you make below an 80 on any single one

Gg

Gone

[keen sparrow]

I mean.. fair

you are going to be working with the elderly

can't blame them for having high standards

[soft coral]

Chapter 16 return to Deathshead's compound

THIS IS IT BOYS

[soft coral]

0/1 please

[keen sparrow]

some guy had Valeria hidden on his patreon

I get to play as the evil mexican bitch from CoD

[next temple]

this games graphics aged like milk

[keen sparrow]

this room would be pitch black if this was Tarkov

please

[stark torrent]

wdym man there is a lamp there

[keen sparrow]

please note the spiky clock in both screenshots

it's just ironic to be in a tarkov channel dogging on the graphics of a game from 2015

[next temple]

i hate on both games

[keen sparrow]

okay good

best mod

[next temple]

What i find funny about fallout 4s art direction is that in 200 years almost none of these houses collapsed under natural elements

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[next temple]

but again its just gaming art direction nothing new

[short cove]

maybe germans built them

[keen sparrow]

oh sorry, let me boot up minecraft, my bad

[next temple]

you're fat

[short cove]

rope

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent when is the tarkov channel name getting a minecraft reference

[viral egret]

tarkov-released-on-epstein-island

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/octavio-holostars-en-armis-ishowspeed-gif-18320942022411491867

uhhh.. thanks tenor

tf bro

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-8kFDiMMyzSd6sZ8xQA

[short cove]

this game is fucking dogshit

i am willing to put up w a lot

[viral egret]

1 min

shows how shit it is if it takes u one min

to figure it out

[short cove]

but not with no 9x39 in a stalker like game

also ts looks so bad

[short cove]

actually closer to like 15

but the game got no discord rich presnce despite being on steam

also like

dawg

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

Sounds like the army

[stark torrent]

put my 1/10 use depot key for 200k to scam a retard
cryon goes to buy a new depot key and buys the one i put there
i cant

@fast garden @little flame

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

+200k to iisrael

diidnt fucki up like tigz atleast

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/next-question-durant-westbrook-nba-gif-7527066

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

aloo

lowkey deathshead was a fuckign shitty fight

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Balding/s/WBJYvFEKBK @ancient marsh

[short cove]

@viral egret are you legit retarded?

[viral egret]

i don't chec

unless marked key

[short cove]

It's like a really easily visible thing bro 😭

[floral orbit]

died kissing

[stark torrent]

yeahh to many copy paste robots

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-make-out-make-love-kissing-gif-16408334

[soft coral]

I mean

you only fight him

its 1 robot

;d

its just that the fight is pure numbers

deal more dmg before he kills you

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[compact knoll]

Iedy has been staring at this gif for the last 30 minutes

[fast garden]

Puddle of drool

One hand on the mouse and keyboard for flea market

[ancient marsh]

bosh

[viral egret]

25 hits on shturman

no kikll

[stark torrent]

246.9

if u take 2 from 9 you get 7 so 6 7

[ancient marsh]

add 8 to 20 and you get your age

[fast garden]

Those kids are doing a number on you man

[viral egret]

@floral orbit where are u

[ancient marsh]

i wonder which number

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6kyqfghMNG8?si=mc4_Pq860Ropu9ez

[stark torrent]

@viral egret what the fuck is conquerer man

is Conqueror

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[little flame]

english teacher btw

[ancient marsh]

you are retarded

cryon misspelled "Conqueror"

as "Conquerer"

[little flame]

oops

i learn from the best

ty xal

[hallow stream]

VEGETA

[little flame]

truege

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

[little flame]

[floral orbit]

iedy about to fail cryon in English

[viral egret]

idk

i have that for year or smth

some guy recommended it to me

i just stuck with it

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[viral egret]

bro youre a english teacher arent you supposed to know what it means

why are you asking me

[stark torrent]

hai ba pe vc @floral orbit joc shogun

[stark torrent]

i will not take the ragebait man

conquerer everyone man

[keen sparrow]

konqerur

reminds me of when my little brother made a 'map' in little big planet that was all fire and black mountains, and he named it "Satin's World"

[vivid dawn]

EROBERER

and he made it EROBERERERER

[vivid dawn]

when did you downgrade to be his wife ?

[viral egret]

bro i spawned in the sky what

[keen sparrow]

you picked a weird thing to reply to with that, lol

Ham said something about Ivan and i being 'an item' and i ran with the joke like 2 weeks ago

[vivid dawn]

Okay

i just replied with that cause i just seen that

[viral egret]

finally

fuck yeah

apparently playing aggressive wins fights more

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

Good evening I hate women so much its unbelievable

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

gentlemen.

[fast garden]

yeah we love demon bitches

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

i exclusively play Tieflings in dnd and bg3

[fast garden]

assuming something happened between you and the girl you sent the piss vid to

[soft coral]

fellas

u ever see a girl that has that type of ass where she enters a room and the ass comes in 3 business days later?
the librarian type build if u will

@fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zzz-burnice-white-SvWcxJKpEkBRfOcbXy

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[soft coral]

yeah well I got lucky and she has THAT type of ass

[stark torrent]

ousskha

[soft coral]

we hit the 420k cultist circle roll

[soft coral]

nah we're chill

[fast garden]

said that for the love of the game

[soft coral]

I gotta share with the gang

oh the women hating thing

yes

[viral egret]

guess it's finally destroyed

maybe good for another raid

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/trick2g-gif-23510728

GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[viral egret]

what the FUCK is he doing

hello??

bro

[stark torrent]

cockroach

[viral egret]

i sat in fortress btw

i look outside

4 tripwires one after another

i cant even take a screenshot because i got shot dead by xiao meng from big red

world's strongest mp18 user

having fun in tarkov is Not allowed

[soft coral]

turkish

[stark torrent]

we ban for this

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

bro

i hate partisan

[soft coral]

what did parmesan do to you

[viral egret]

he lit me up

[soft coral]

he shot all over you

I see.

[viral egret]

you will experience police brutality

[soft coral]

i dindu nuffin

[viral egret]

i cant even continue

becauuse it gets racist

[soft coral]

WOAH WOAH

[hallow stream]

hes dead bro wdym

[viral egret]

yeah cause i lit him up

AFTER HE lit me up

[viral egret]

he laid 4 tripwires on 1 entrance

all outside

i cant

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/g3QBuWCaRr8?si=wdFJNEa5DgW1aKB8 @stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow

we love 2000s turbo folk songs

[keen sparrow]

Sounds like a bunch of Arabs colabed with a Mariachi band

[hallow stream]

HE THINKS HE IS PARTISAN

OH MY FUCKING GOD

PARTISAN AI INBUILT IN HIS FRONTAL CORTEX

[keen sparrow]

Neuralink chip putting in the work

[viral egret]

what

i didnt get to loot the body

i died beforehand

then again i never checked old gas but what a fucking drooler

partisan roleplay is real

[feral tendon]

anyone looking for a teammate?

[compact knoll]

@viral egret's family tree has no branches

Its just one big shaft

[viral egret]

what did i do to you, you goblin

[glacial haven]

explains why his brother is always screaming like a banshee and sounds like he chews on furniture

[viral egret]

@glacial haven @compact knoll @ancient marsh @stark torrent grok woke up again

he became mecha hitler again

this time hes going after gingers

[vivid dawn]

[short cove]

@soft coral

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[soft coral]

if you scrolled like 3 sentences down you moron you wouldve read
that i said that for the love of the game and nothing bad happened

[vivid dawn]

Ivan is a good guy

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1472663802645582077/attachment.gif

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-i-am-jose-mourinho-im-jose-mourinho-genius-intelligent-gif-25665363

[soft coral]

@short cove @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow I cannot defend this woman any longer

[stark torrent]

[native crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732404014615887933/1475434605174591570/699a2c7a559fa.mp4 @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/blephin_/status/2025770318850052559?s=46

hydra (@blephin_)

What is theburntpeanut doing to the new generation of streamers

▶ Play video

X · Feb 23, 2026, 3:10 AM

peanut doesnt get enough hate

[native crypt]

streamers in general don't get enough hate

[cyan garnet]

Has audio gotten worse lately or is it just me

[floral orbit]

killed this poor guy

[stark torrent]

p!avatar 483269464155095050

[torpid sparrow]

Avatar for sweenjke

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

[viral egret]

bro

@stark torrent

they got me fucked up at school

i went fully awake and no debuffs

tryna get home asap because im nauseous and i need to shit

and my knees hurt

[hollow patrol]

dude

ive been awake since like 10 pm yesterday

its starting to kick in bad now

im so fucked up but i still gotta lock in for 1 more hour until i can leave

im like

im fuucked up bruujjj

[stark torrent]

yeah i slept 6 hours and gg

[ancient marsh]

slept 10 hours

get fucked losers

[hollow patrol]

YOU. ARE. A. CHUUD!!!!!!!

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

i slept 1 hour

i drank 2 coffees

to keep awake

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amywinehouse-amy-winehouse-stronger-than-me-W5rfDvofwyNb4hCWfn

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

.338 AP

[soft coral]

nice accuracy btw

[little flame]

first sbih noscoped him through a door

ggs king

1 overall accuracy

bosh

[viral egret]

m80a1 br

[little flame]

ignore pedro

[cyan garnet]

My mate headshot this cunt the other day with m80a1 and he just bunny hopped away into the night

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @floral orbit @viral egret @little flame

[little flame]

lmao

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent allo

iedler

did you watch the new episode of the knight yet

[stark torrent]

Yes

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @viral egret @floral orbit @little flame is it tarkov time again

[little flame]

maybw

maybe

[viral egret]

idk

i can join

i too a nap

[little flame]

what a genuinely shit ending dexter has

fuck this shit bro

hoping new blood and resurrection is better

[little flame]

@remote fox what did u think of the ending

i genuinely thought it was shit

||her "dying" off camera is fucking retarded||

[remote fox]

||Him dumping her into the ocean was weird as fuck.||

[gritty python]

resurrection is okay, new blood was a show that was made

[remote fox]

I think they milked to concept for all its worth.

[little flame]

yeah bruh

[ancient marsh]

@little flame i watched an interesting video

even though i know nothing of dexter the show

that was basically like

since he has a code of ethics, even as a murderer

to never target the innocent

in times where his code needs to be tested

he doesnt end up making the decision cause someone else does it for him

[remote fox]

Oh, he kills innocents too.

[little flame]

yeaahh

[ancient marsh]

like in case of doakes

[little flame]

hmmmm

[viral egret]

yea

[little flame]

true

[viral egret]

he goes for criminals only

[little flame]

cryon

finish dexter

first

bruh

grown ups are talking

[remote fox]

He is too young to watch it.

[viral egret]

idk doesnt he break his code alot

[remote fox]

Might get nightmares.

[little flame]

u'll see

[viral egret]

youre a museum relic

[little flame]

his character development

is cool

[viral egret]

i mean im at the phase where he went into a anonymous program for drug abusers

and started getting "better" to say

[compact knoll]

God smiles upon me

Store had one last mango loco

[ancient marsh]

fuck my fat chungus life

[compact knoll]

Dark as in a ni-

Nevermind

[little flame]

12 min in dexter new blood and theres already an overly gae person

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-bev-shocked-pat-bev-karl-malone-pat-bev-podcast-gif-12913250704725443206

[compact knoll]

new blood is from this year right

nvm its that one

never watched it

ressurection is really really good tho

[little flame]

yeah i saw the reviews

is uhhhh

original sin worth watching?

@remote fox @gritty python

doesnt really interest me

think ill skip

[remote fox]

Haven't watched it.

[little flame]

yeah

[gritty python]

^

[little flame]

it looks wack

[compact knoll]

it had a bit of lore

it will be mentioned a bit in ressurection

if its not bad just watch it

[little flame]

gotcha

[gritty python]

||wasn't the prado brother one of the first major ones||

[remote fox]

||He was a druggie so it's fine.||

[gritty python]

yea but that was still a big turning point for dexter questioning the code and what it meant

that whole season with miguel

[viral egret]

holy shit

@little flame

i meleed a guy with altyn gg

bahahaha

[stark torrent]

how

[viral egret]

we ran out of ammo

both of us

[stark torrent]

beware of the low IQ having nothing to lose

he went and bit the guy

[gritty python]

ice pick lobotomy

[viral egret]

he had 0 ammo literally

his teammate headshot mme and i tanked it

bro ffuck nvidia

it didnt clip the fight

his friend with scav gear

gg man

[gritty python]

that's a desperation kit if ive ever seen one

[surreal stirrup]

what the fuck did he shoot in ur helmet

fucking pea?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden

[viral egret]

the other guy shot me

with saiga

he had sp5

[stark torrent]

what are you talking about man

saiga is 9mm or shotgun

sp5 is 9x39

[ancient marsh]

the other guy shot him with saiga but the guy with val in screenshot had sp5

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/customit-iq-karimovs-I0epngjLFsGEDxNkes

2 idiots

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/chilling-kitten-swinging-xd-ur-mad-gif-17012712562307690746

@stark torrent i wanted to post the clip of me getting the last sbih kill on reserve but cryon says a no-no word

classic

btw that clip is just evidence to the claim that "bullet drop is a scam in eft and you shouldnt worry about zeroing"

[surreal stirrup]

i still use zeroing but only for sniper rifles
rest sucks

[stark torrent]

it does nothing unless you shoot 300m

[stark torrent]

i shot that guy from big red to RUAF in without zeroing at all with an AK 12 with BP ammo

229m

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @remote fox @viral egret @floral orbit

[viral egret]

wtf

was hw shitting himself or what

[little flame]

wtf

[ancient marsh]

even for them it basically does nothing, all snipers use high velocity ammo that basically doesn't drop

[viral egret]

@little flame i got you another altyn bro

[little flame]

ty

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame this is my like top 3 kill ever

[surreal stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353055485355364372/1475564774946508993/ezgif-2e2cc9196f252879.gif

[little flame]

holy

[viral egret]

its a bit scratched i shot the guy with everything i had

[ancient marsh]

that's a hs also for sbih

[stark torrent]

damn disgusting flick

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/erron-black-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat-x-predator-x-ray-gif-15698736635356684653

i found that clip of iedy killing me when im prone unloading a mag on woods

we literally just spawned in and ran usec camp

[little flame]

mines prolly this one

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lSBhesNJNjKEhtjwJ?invite=cr-MSx6ZFAsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

looks like im aimlocking

top 3 for sure

[ancient marsh]

checking clips

clip of airwingmarine saying "67" through someone elses mic

and everyone laughing

@stark torrent @compact knoll bro i think one day i accidentally clicked "start recording" instead of "start replay"

[little flame]

holy

[ancient marsh]

92 minutes of gameplay

[little flame]

raw

[ancient marsh]

i was wondering why my drive with clips has 12 gb left

[stark torrent]

lol

[ancient marsh]

oh shit it has my last killer 67 kill on it

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lMt2UyJFFC9Y9Sr4Z?invite=cr-MSxEZUosMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[ancient marsh]

recording starts with iedy being last alive with me

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/israel-pablokumar-donottouchisrael-KvPP7o3wYhE9sAJfw4

[compact knoll]

dude it actually made me jump ahahahah

[little flame]

lol

did u shit urself again

[ancient marsh]

that guy left the raid with a briny snail trail on his lips

ggs

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lLdupovEAgIBtF20P?invite=cr-MSxWTnMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

"destroyed him"

i was watching my prey

[ancient marsh]

that makes you a predator, does it not?

[little flame]

yes

[little flame]

the silent cumge

[stark torrent]

this one is just disgusting

[little flame]

lmao

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lKIHVF4czuaY8Ipqg?invite=cr-MSxzdm4sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15 idk why i clipped this honestly but it looks so funny when partizan is just running

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lKkjb1JvIeIK6ks8X?invite=cr-MSxCVmssMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

also this clip

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/running-gif-27525887

[little flame]

still makes me laugh so bad

[ancient marsh]

"you good?"

[little flame]

LMAOOO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sundae-gif-25035574

[little flame]

THE SILENCE

[ancient marsh]

alle with 3 shots on his face

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lKjTqDFLqAMk6RkuG?invite=cr-MSxlWGwsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

bosh clip

boshenheimer

[ancient marsh]

open a clip that i started too late

after i already killed the guy

cryon says

"xal, rip his cheeks like artem's mother"

???

[little flame]

LMAOO

WHAT

xally

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @floral orbit

[little flame]

lmaooo

forgot about that one

[remote fox]

Hey man, it happens.

[viral egret]

yep

its something i did say

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/mb9eDKG3igBp7s_JE?invite=cr-MSxVeFMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=6

bro

i got slammed to the ground

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

[stark torrent]

Weird tripwires

[ancient marsh]

iedy hiding behind the wall like a child hiding his hand after throwing rocks

[little flame]

rofl

the labrys days

day*

[stark torrent]

They nerfed xp gain and added more tripwires now

[little flame]

gg

[ancient marsh]

just have a clip of iedy saying "my asshole itches"

yep epstein blackmail folder addition

one of artem screaming "Z Z Z"

i have a 2 frame clip of alle going "uuh" like a lobotomite @little flame

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fall-out-singing

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret @stark torrent @floral orbit @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

"HOLD ON! HOLD ON!"

boy you are not LeBron

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

wtf i have a clip of me shooting a double barrel 3 times on live eft

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1475589342943645868/F1pztIVX0AA4cwW.png?ex=699e092a&is=699cb7aa&hm=cf21a2f0e2a9e0d2c6b88c3a9d65ef4d626d6ebcbe0d978f19444f942c8dbb1c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

found this throwback on tigz server

holy shit so fucking good

[fast garden]

One of the people at the nursing home said that to me

[viral egret]

scratch it for them, they can't reach there

[fast garden]

insurgency sandstorm adding the PK-06

lmao

[blazing basin]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1002763.mp4

Iedler?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zzz-burnice-white-SvWcxJKpEkBRfOcbXy

[lyric cairn]

Once again, I open up Tarkov chat for the first time in months and it's goth girls.

[compact knoll]

@little flame

[vivid dawn]

Today we will find out if a monster pc will run tarkov flawless

Probably not

Fuck tarkov

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

it wont and u know it

what planet did you fall out of

[vivid dawn]

Melmak

https://tenor.com/view/alf-tux-gif-20040572

[stark torrent]

If u are rich and an asshole the chance increases by 300%

[little flame]

is that fucking dybbuk

[stark torrent]

32 minutes just to press 2 buttons

[viral egret]

32 minutes to find out that stims are items

[viral egret]

edging darkness

[pseudo storm]

who tf tattoos dogtags on the arm

[hallow stream]

Nikita has dog tags tattood on his ass

[little flame]

@viral egret gaming

[viral egret]

shii

thats nice

[little flame]

fr

[viral egret]

get bma aswell

bloon master alchemist

[little flame]

round 141 now

[little flame]

oh wtf forgot that existed

[hallow stream]

Love that this channel is back to being mostly not tarkov

People actually playing not dog shit

[little flame]

well tarkov is dogshit

lmao

[hallow stream]

Stay happy guys

[little flame]

@viral egret holy fuck the bloon master alchemist is op

got 200k pops in like 10 seconds

[viral egret]

yeah ik

it can pop the test bloon too

[little flame]

wtf

[ancient marsh]

edce

of darkness

[little flame]

lmaooo

ai moment

[little flame]

lazy pigs

i cant

[ancient marsh]

EDCE

[stark torrent]

i cant

man

[little flame]

HELP

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh it's the fucking retard with the Streets expansion

[ancient marsh]

THAT'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY NEED
THANK YOU

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

HELMET COVERS

fucking kill yourself retard

holy shit

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-meme-meme-samhyde-hyde-gif-18150790005098934780

[little flame]

ROUND 161

[ancient marsh]

who gives a flying fuck about beltfeds bro

[little flame]

caps

[ancient marsh]

wrap a belt around your neck

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

a gun that's 10 kilos with no mods is exactly what i want

what a moron

[little flame]

@viral egret what the genuine fuck

its like 3x more than all my other towers

and i placed him like 30 rounds ago

[stark torrent]

Glory to Israel they will never keep me down

Tel Aviv will hear about this

[little flame]

this u?

lil bro

[stark torrent]

Yes they deleted my comment

[little flame]

lmaoo

[stark torrent]

cause i called the guy loser

[little flame]

lemme guess tarkov discord?

wow

jesus

[stark torrent]

well i bypassed the automod

i said los er

cause u cant write loser

its offensive

[little flame]

LMAOO

thats crazy

[stark torrent]

pathetic dogshit reddit man

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-lion-yeshua-consuming-fire-king-of-kings-gif-6495941002956083919

[stark torrent]

as i said , they cant keep me down

i have another account

[little flame]

o7

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

EOD OUTFIT PROMISED 3000 YEARS AGO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1460573072380661791/togif.gif

[ancient marsh]

2 reddit accounts is why you don't have a wife and 2 kids

[stark torrent]

They will NOT get away with not giving EoD the promised outfit

[stark torrent]

in this economy i see this as a blessing

[ancient marsh]

he's not wrong

[stark torrent]

imagine coming back after 6 hours of teaching to your kids spamming 6-7 all day long

no wonder fathers are missing

[ancient marsh]

iedy you can adopt those cigani kids and teach them how to grind kappa for you

think of the possibilities

you can become a father finally

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @little flame @viral egret @floral orbit @compact knoll

Word on the table " healthier"

5th grader reads it as "hitler"

i literally speed smirk

[ancient marsh]

dont even need to feed them either, just send them loose on the neighbourhood

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

they'll scavenge something

[little flame]

gg

teach them young

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238988391320780932/1451566206040543343/ezgif-4-61fdac0fd0.gif

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

sorry teacher, wrong hitler

[stark torrent]

I told you my arts teacher is jewish so a gypsy kid drew a swastika in her class

kids are evil man

purest kind of evil

[viral egret]

my classmates hated the history teacher so much they made a fake acc that said 17 to catfish him

and it worked

we were 6th graders when that happened

[ancient marsh]

bro that's fucked up

[viral egret]

but idk where it went further after that

[ancient marsh]

bro

the gypsy kid should be afraid of the swastika too

he's lucky Big A-H missed his gran

[stark torrent]

he really thinks hitler would have been their friend

https://giphy.com/gifs/calvin-hand-on-shoulder-protestant-B9IUrvuFLGrQsVhtH3

[remote fox]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[stark torrent]

tarkov community is full of retards

[remote fox]

Reddit is full of retards*

[viral egret]

both are

[ancient marsh]

your retarded ass better not be joking about my exclusive clothes for special edition that was promised 3(000) years ago

imma blow this place up on my momma if i finally get the skin and it's misspelled

[remote fox]

I didn't even know about the clothes

[stark torrent]

Tbf it's in their character to mock EoD buyers

[remote fox]

I bought it for the stash space.

[stark torrent]

in the end Unheard are the true believers

also i love how the unheard robe is still the worst cosmetic in this game

that shit looks aaasss

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[ancient marsh]

it looks cool when you wear no helmet

but youre a retard wearing no helmet

[gritty python]

walking curtain garment

[ancient marsh]

it would be cool if you could wear a death shadow mask

but it reveals your PMC's Norwood scale 3-4 baldspot

[viral egret]

cqcm

[little flame]

[viral egret]

i think that One covers the bald head

with mid anti scav armor

[little flame]

me when bsg nerfs a mask to class 3 even though its locked behind lightkeeper quests

[ancient marsh]

yeah but the hood goes down, dingus

[viral egret]

oh

[blazing basin]

More to do with them being gypp

[gritty python]

blame arena having 6.4 million cqcm skins

[little flame]

lol

[gritty python]

and it's like 20 gp coins

[stark torrent]

i mean the arena ones were always lvl 3

only the gray cqcm was lvl 4

and that one was locked behind lk only anyway

like it rly needed no change but whatever

[gritty python]

"my arena mask is worse nikita nerf the cqcm now!!!!!"

[ancient marsh]

well it was 100% fair that arena masks were worse - they are easier to get.

[gritty python]

yes, i agree

my point is the people with drool at their ankles don't

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[viral egret]

fuck you fatty

[ancient marsh]

woah woah hey hey

[stark torrent]

what's worse to be fat or retarded

[little flame]

@viral egret somehow won

almost lost on both 99 and 100

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

[little flame]

calm down xal

[remote fox]

Just leaking all the files, huh?

[little flame]

tho

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[ancient marsh]

client list in 10

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1475101340165341234/Skarmbild_2026-02-22_130514.png?ex=699e3ced&is=699ceb6d&hm=90fab8a3b8d47c383e7ef827f4d32448bfdcdec087cc290f4959f1159744c8d1&

[stark torrent]

p!false

!false

!fake

idk man

[little flame]

lol

[stark torrent]

p!fiction

[torpid sparrow]

⠀

[little flame]

retaaaaard

[ancient marsh]

get fucked loser

[stark torrent]

ah here it is

[little flame]

lets bley tarkov

grrr

gonna go to the store

brb

[stark torrent]

im going to class man

fuck tarkov boring shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @floral orbit @little flame @remote fox @viral egret

[stark torrent]

LOW IQ DROOLER

[remote fox]

I remember this one.

[stark torrent]

you see how he was CONTEMPLATING IT and he still did it at the end

he lost the battle with the voices man

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame

[ancient marsh]

my favorite scav loadout is quad nods

i love btw how HE SHOOTS ME
AND ASKS WHO SHOT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1469254746228527249/attachment1.gif

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

"Good job agent cryon, return to Israel, your next assignment is in a note jammed into the Wailing Wall"

[stark torrent]

"Next objective : Protect the Iron Dome"

we can't let the iron dome fall into the scav hands

kill everyone you see

[ancient marsh]

AGENT CRYON, YOU MUST NOT BRING GEAR TO THE GOYIM DEVIL THAT IS IEDY
SAY YOURE BRINGING EVERYTHING BUT "FORGET" TO BRING A RIG

[little flame]

BROOOO

LMAOOOOO

finally i see ur pov

"bruh u look like scav"

😭

[ancient marsh]

i love how his reaction time is that of an unborn fetus, and he still makes the wrong call after 5 seconds of looking directly at me

[gritty python]

seems they fixed snowball popping infinitely

[glacial haven]

forgot about that one lmao

[blazing basin]

short work for a drone operator

nneeeaaaaoow BOOOOM

[glacial haven]

don't underestimate the sophisticated AIDSS (Anti Incoming Drone Spear System)

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[compact knoll]

Yep

I want her hanged

[blazing basin]

@glacial haven
Take a look at this https://fluxer.app/

[glacial haven]

I wouldn't recommend using any random chatting platform like that, in the end it's probably vibecoded and the database authentication key is hardcoded in the client code

Give it a bit to cook in the oven, it seems to still be pretty new

[blazing basin]

I mean it's a potential alternative to look out for in case of Discord enshittification

[glacial haven]

Discord is already paddling in circles and decided to not use Persona

Seems like they are not ready to kill the platform in it's entirety

[blazing basin]

I mean
They say MKUltra was discontinued becasue nothing was gained from it, but let's be real...

[glacial haven]

Yeah but Discord is still a company, not a project by the government with a blank cheque

They need profits to keep this shit alive

[little flame]

ye shes fucking annoying

[glacial haven]

who even is that

[little flame]

boss in mewgenics

dodges all attacks unless cornered

fucking painful

or if she dodges into an aoe attack

[glacial haven]

ah mewgenics is that cat roguelike

[little flame]

ye

[blazing basin]

Fair.
But nowadays global agendas are run by corporations instead of govts, so Im sure they (or whoever) are trying to find a way around protests. Probably
If something needs done, they get the money

[little flame]

@stark torrent

politics spotted

[blazing basin]

@glacial haven ^

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-1575

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQxT2seFYpbmulNQg

[little flame]

at school is crazy

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't think it's that deep, if that were the case, they wouldn't have changed their mind on using Persona

[blazing basin]

I guess

[glacial haven]

Or implemented a workflow that determines your age depending on how you communicate, they could've just forcefully required every single individual to verify themselves, whatever the driving force behind that whole "Teen-by-default" thing was, I don't know, maybe it was foreshadowing of what is to come, maybe it's a precaution, maybe it's too many countries asking for verification nowadays

But one thing I know for sure, those licenses for the verification partners, the implementations with versioning, different branches with different implementations and the entire rollback was not cheap for them to do

[gritty python]

the end of discord began when they hired an ex blizzard exec

[glacial haven]

Could be worse, could've been EA

Then we'd be paying per message sent

[gritty python]

idk activision/blizzard has the capability lmao

[glacial haven]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmJ1dWlibG5xa3F4MnMxMnF6Y2E3ZGJpZTBwbjU1NWJxeHh4YW0yciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Kcgo9obAr41FllUH0S/giphy.gif

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[remote fox]

Prepaid chats

[waxen knoll]

(PvE) Kinda dogshit ending but at least i only played 1.0 and never bought it before that

Imagine waiting all those years and the game just has a linear CoD level for its ending

[little flame]

who the fuck are you?

never seen u before

[waxen knoll]

IM HIM

[little flame]

first time chat in tarkov channel on gamma just to flex pve escape

[waxen knoll]

Nah, just rant about how dogshit the ending was for the time it took to release 1.0

[little flame]

ye its dogshit though

cant even replay it

unless u prestige

[waxen knoll]

Its also not conclusive

since even in the best ending its got sequel bait for the cultists still being in charge

and the big scary company was small fry

[cyan garnet]

pve

[hallow stream]

I approve of this PvE player
he called the game bad
which it is
W PvE player

[waxen knoll]

Just playing something to fill the void Gamma left

[glacial haven]

Well, he had to deal with most of the dogshit that BSG is pulling outside of the cheaters

[waxen knoll]

It wasnt close tho

Just made me miss the mutants and anomalies more

Which is good because now i can be excited for the next update

[hallow stream]

its like 2 bowls of shit but 1 has chopped cilantro on it

[ancient marsh]

pve

[ancient marsh]

and you have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap

either way you lose

i have that btw

[hallow stream]

ofc green things would taste bad for xalrider

[ancient marsh]

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

i found out i have that when i bought instant ramen flavored with cilantro

i bought it from like a dollar store

[glacial haven]

He probably enjoys mountain dew, I would imagine it's anything below a certain calorie threshold

[ancient marsh]

so i thought it was like a bad batch

cause it tasted like dish soap

i then bought it again like a month later from a diff store

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7zzoel6lvf8

[glacial haven]

Isn't that the dude that pretended to have cancer?

[ancient marsh]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/boogie2988-boogie-shaking-screaming-twist-gif-17797640248472013711

"I HATE BEING ALIVE
I HATE BEING ALIVE
I HATE BREATHING
IM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME"

does crypto scam

boogie2988 is not in enough pain

[glacial haven]

Ah boogie, right, was already trying to search him up, I just remember that about him

[ancient marsh]

boogie is one of the few people who beat lapband surgery

[hallow stream]

probably one of the funniest crashouts ever

[ancient marsh]

entirely staged

at least by boogie

"guys if i sperg out enough i wont have to be held accountable for lying about cancer"

[hallow stream]

Honestly its just fat people shit

they love staging things

think about it

[glacial haven]

Did he ever face any repercussions other than his career tanking?

[hallow stream]

No

[glacial haven]

Why did I even bother asking, nothing happened to the savethekids token retards either

[ancient marsh]

shoutout idubbbz and creator clash

[remote fox]

I remember him having someone on gunpoint.

[hallow stream]

chudda

does something ever happen

[ancient marsh]

-$250k

[hallow stream]

no my student

nothing ever happens

[ancient marsh]

they went 250k negative so they could have lavish galas, put streamers up in hotels, and pay a comedian $40k