💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

thats why audio is crucial

but we all know audio doesnt work

[stark torrent]

only if u hit headshots, if you hit body and u have good armor it kinda doesnt matter

[ancient marsh]

not necessarily, if armor is bugged you might still win the fight lmao

[hallow stream]

when you hire vadim from across the street who can barely drill holes in his walls to hang a fucking painting it doesn't matter

the game is gonna be shit

and yes vadim works at BSG

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox i had a fight on night customs a couple days ago, the guy tanked 1.5 mags of BP 545, both his plates were 0, and he had no chance to heal up 100%

there is no universe where you tank that many shots and live

[stark torrent]

oh yeah , another thing, stims are crazy

[remote fox]

I think that's down to how they count damage.

[little flame]

ahh ye wasnt it u me and cryon

i remember that shit

[soft coral]

wtf is going down here

[stark torrent]

bro prob went in cover , popped propital + green stim and was full HP in 20 seconds

[viral egret]

yeah

[remote fox]

You keep shooting a blacked limb it just doesn't work.

[viral egret]

i had a guy who tanked like 20 bps personally last raid

[little flame]

talking about how shit the game is

u should join in

[ancient marsh]

the guy had like a shotgun

[viral egret]

i had to head tap him because i dont think i wouldve killed him with more thorax shots

[stark torrent]

you give him bleeds but he pops perforotan , gg

[pliant thorn]

We got plate hitboxes before helmet hitboxes with a possibility for projectiles to hit ears hitbox around the visor

also, head throat

[little flame]

oh yeah the 2 story guy or?

[soft coral]

is the sky blue?

[ancient marsh]

nah, he never had a chance to do that, i chased him

[ancient marsh]

yeah

[stark torrent]

like imo you should take increased thorax damage with more blacked limbs

[remote fox]

Them making more hitboxes doesn't help with the bugs.

[little flame]

no

[ancient marsh]

i insta ran after him

[stark torrent]

otherwise wtf are we doing here

[little flame]

its brown

[stark torrent]

feel like painkillers are op when that happens

[remote fox]

From a gameplay perspective if you hit full mag at someone they should go down.

[stark torrent]

use a single item to simply allow you to bypass most restrictions

like because bro was on morphine or shit , he could run away while being shot to fuck all

[viral egret]

painkillers should drain your health a bit after fights tbh like side effects

if you abuse painkillers like a animal you feel like shit, would only make sense to lose like 10-20 hp

[remote fox]

Make painmeds be worse and worse more you get shot.

[ancient marsh]

and the drawback is constant usage, you need to bring water with you if you wanna have 24/7 upkeep, and also if you don't have them on - you are FUCKED

[viral egret]

or they could lose their effects based on tiers or some bullshit

[little flame]

maybe make u dizzy or some shit

[stark torrent]

yeah or like drain their timer the more damage you take , basically like a shield

[ancient marsh]

just think about how unplayable the game is when your PK's are out in a fight

[viral egret]

stims being weaker than pills because theyre less compact and less whatever

[stark torrent]

if u get shot a lot they drain out or idfk

[ancient marsh]

and think about NEVER having pks again

[stark torrent]

nah

you think that but nah

propital doesnt have any drawback it only has positives for example

[ancient marsh]

says man who hasn't been sober from ibuprofen since 2019

[remote fox]

It will be the same for everyone.

[viral egret]

the drawback is 32k per stim

[stark torrent]

and painkillers last a long time

[stark torrent]

oh nooooo 32k

[ancient marsh]

and propital isnt a stim you use with 24/7 upkeep, and if you do, you will easily spend like 200k per raid

[little flame]

ud have to play more tactical

thinking about not running in the open

idk

[remote fox]

Take cover.

Plan routes.

[ancient marsh]

propital is a mid / post-fight stim

[viral egret]

get shot less

[little flame]

promotes more camping

gg

[stark torrent]

with max metabolism which is very easy to get , it rly is no issue

[remote fox]

They will camp anyway.

[little flame]

ye true

[stark torrent]

sure bring water , you drink it when you prepained the 2n-3rd time

go next

it rly is no issue

[compact knoll]

Money is a joke anyway

[remote fox]

The fact that food and water stop mattering when you hit meta 51 is just dumb.

[ancient marsh]

damage is like the least scary part of not having max metabolism
and slow stamina is the worst, and isn't alleviated by max metab

[ancient marsh]

says 10% owner of blackrock sugar holdings, artem memeg

[little flame]

@viral egret got the 50 levels from the shop

[stark torrent]

how many fights did you run out of food and water man this wipe

[little flame]

now to not die

[stark torrent]

i can tell you exactly for me it was none

[little flame]

0 i think

genuinely

[stark torrent]

and i painkiller constantly

[viral egret]

daamn

[compact knoll]

If you want to keep your salary you better stop talking

[stark torrent]

it rly doesnt happen

[ancient marsh]

what shop

[little flame]

i also pk so many times

[little flame]

champ shop

[soft coral]

damn bruh gotta shower

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680152482541732034/866065881436389406/eft_israel_by_alv1n.gif

[remote fox]

Generally you either die before you run out of food or find some.

[stark torrent]

i find a random juice on a scav drink it and im full again

[ancient marsh]

oh

[little flame]

ye

[ancient marsh]

interesting

[compact knoll]

Same

[little flame]

finally i can seeeee

i also restarted

[compact knoll]

But first i get monster

[stark torrent]

now if painkillers doubled their negative effects

maybe

[remote fox]

Stinky~

[stark torrent]

could be interesting

or make your PMC piss blood after 3rd ibuprofen

[soft coral]

eeeh I already bought mine

[viral egret]

i rush that shit asap

its essential

[soft coral]

I mean duh

[little flame]

my race says

it allows me to see in the dark

but it doesnt

good game

[remote fox]

If you can smell yourself smell bad you can be sure that for other people it's x10.

[compact knoll]

I smell fine but my hair is fucked

[ancient marsh]

imma be honest, my character select at the start says i get night vision, but i dont have it, so i just cheated in

[compact knoll]

Greasy and itchy

[ancient marsh]

the NV ring

[little flame]

yeahhh

did u pick the uhh

umbra one aswell?

so stupid

[ancient marsh]

one that cant eat anything but apples yeah

[remote fox]

Go bald.

[little flame]

yeah theres 2 of them or 3 i dont remember

but i only picked this one specifically for the nv

[compact knoll]

Nah

I like my hair

[little flame]

cryon join vc @viral egret

[compact knoll]

Gonna grow it a bit

[little flame]

uh oh

i remember these ones

they're fucked iirc

[ancient marsh]

what's your hairline brother

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

Emo Artyom Arc

next he will be painting his nails

get a spiked collar

[ancient marsh]

sir stop fantasizing about the twink

i just realized artem is a twink

short AND skinny

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/antwane-tiana-tony-catfish-gif-409634166615236821

[compact knoll]

Like 2 or 3 on the norwood scale

[little flame]

just like my balls

[ancient marsh]

we got the golden arches

it's so fucking over

[compact knoll]

Strelok cosplay soon

Fucking mud everywhere

Fuck my eastern european twink life

[remote fox]

You would know all about golden arches.

🍔 🍔 🍔

[ancient marsh]

no golden arches here

mcdonald left

[little flame]

xal drooling rn

[ancient marsh]

POV is very low to the ground

171

[compact knoll]

Something to hold on during backshots

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hold-up-holup-chan1os-ZUliSIJIkX9vP2xTxf

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-bev-shocked-pat-bev-karl-malone-pat-bev-podcast-gif-12913250704725443206

[viral egret]

that happened

[ancient marsh]

when you start the portal it gets struck with lighning

as an indication the portal construction worked

[viral egret]

i didnt know

i have like 80 hp and i was holding my frostfang aswell, that shit just instakills you

[compact knoll]

man this chocolate sucks

i mean its not bad

but it tastes like normal chocolate and costs 3x the price

bohoo fella, fuck the kids

im not paying triple the price for it

[fast garden]

Fuck that pos mod I hate twilight forest

Got ass blasted by the lightning I see

It’s a good sign of things to come

[fast garden]

Take a shower pimp

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

bring out the gimp

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

yeah in a bit

i want to chill

[soft coral]

bring out the ball gag artyom

I know u have it

[compact knoll]

yeah i use it with your mother

[soft coral]

[short cove]

MR EPSTEIN?

[soft coral]

the guy that invented e=mc2?

[short cove]

retard

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

you ever see that meme

guy with a surname enstein

[ancient marsh]

it's because they dont use slave labour

[compact knoll]

and a guy says "your a sick fuck for what you did on that island"

[ancient marsh]

if a child cried picking the chocolate it would have tasted better

[ancient marsh]

something like belgium's little einstein

[compact knoll]

capitalism

i dont approve living wage for the little african child

[ancient marsh]

i even remembered the country

i am literally albert epstein

[compact knoll]

best of the 2 worlds

[compact knoll]

look man, i know you need a job

all i ask is 20% percent

and you get protection

[ancient marsh]

we don't use protection here in tarkov channel

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[compact knoll]

@little flame had my mic muted

almost killed my cat with a missclick

and of course its a crit

[little flame]

i accidentally shot my own cat with a one shot pistol

[little flame]

this run

😭

[soft coral]

each one in tarkov vc takes turns taking it raw

[ancient marsh]

that's why you join occasionally

[compact knoll]

@little flame

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[little flame]

ahahahahah

ive done that too

😭

i just accidentally killed my cat by using the wrong ability

he has the thing like bla bla be downed take no injuries iclick it by accident and i apparently that procs his fucking insta death upon being downed

im so fucked

lost the whole run

bruh

wtf is wrong with this dude

"slightly inbred"

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

sounds like rexana

[ancient marsh]

bro he looks like charlie from smiling friends after drinking a green potion @compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-charlie-smiling-friends-sick-ill-gif-17637106742274706548

"no it's cause i got allergies"

[vivid dawn]

No wonder,its named after me

[blazing basin]

Unfortunately, this guy (The Musso) is verboten too

[remote fox]

Bruh.

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-bleak-bleak-gif

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/01YmB39FeL5oz2Ontd5o51?si=bcede7157b6f4415
@stark torrent

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent send help

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[hallow stream]

fuck this total war shit

[next temple]

I was playing rome 2 and carthage declared war on me early

i proceeded to brutally molest them with a full stack of hastati and full stack of levies ship

[stark torrent]

Cato approves

[floral orbit]

they were my allies

1v5 no problem

the shimazu peasant is simply better

[next temple]

Yari are fucking horrifying

frontline of those with a few katana samurai and bowmen and you got a doomstack to rape all

anyways imma try to achieve military victory in rome 2

if i do it i will then allow myself to play another total war game

[floral orbit]

I got stand and fight, we pray

and we win it @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Skill issue AI

[floral orbit]

there is one op general skill

stand and fight

[soft coral]

OKAY GARMIN
salvaeza videoclipul

[stark torrent]

I-au uscat Date si Takeda pe Hojo

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[floral orbit]

mai bine pe el decat pe tine

[compact knoll]

@remote fox you alive?

[viral egret]

even in the end??? @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit

realm divide

imi iau omor

[short cove]

this truly is the tarkov channel

[fast garden]

You guys ever play three kingdoms

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-ridiculous-ser-lyonel-baratheon-daniel-ings-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-that’s-crazy-gif-12787154510117511925

[floral orbit]

I do

[fast garden]

Bro was so excited in all caps

I remember watching some guy who was actually a league streamer/yt channel make videos on it and mount and blade

It’s how I got into mount and blade

TRMplays or something

[floral orbit]

mount and blade good as well

want to try the got mod

[fast garden]

Shogun is clearly an older game than three kingdoms

[floral orbit]

it's still a decent game

[fast garden]

Something something perisno something something warsword conquest

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/regal-t-got-game-of-thrones-march-unsullied-gif-13952529

[fast garden]

Wonder how bannerlord modding is going tho

Played the hell out of the game and then they dropped $30 dlc for 12 minutes of content

[stark torrent]

Yeah bannerlord fell off

[stark torrent]

Pendor was the most popular

Perisno and Pendor were great, Bannerpage was the best vanilla mod

[gritty python]

Realm of thrones for bannerlord dropped semi-recently

bout the only notable mod besides the japan one

otherwise that game ded

xerberax’s mods from warband also got ported finally, dismemberment n stuff

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit

a venit cu tot neamu

dar nu mai pleaca

[safe summit]

@compact knoll ⠀

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

I just can't prove bro is going to touch him

[viral egret]

average romanian move

[viral egret]

they got ghosts working overtime

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit @viral egret @little flame @remote fox any tarkovers

[floral orbit]

playing cs now with the retards

[stark torrent]

sure i guess we can a bit of tarkov

[floral orbit]

Iedy after 15 hours of shogun

[viral egret]

yeah

[viral egret]

sure

[compact knoll]

@little flame i softlocked myself

so i got bloodrage

[little flame]

f

[compact knoll]

that gives +1 extra turn that i cant control when i kill an enemy

and i got an item that spawns spiders when enemy dies

[little flame]

nah sorry i cba to play tarkov rn

[compact knoll]

so i killed enemy

got extra uncontrol turn

it kills the spider

gets an extra turn

kills the spider

[little flame]

lmfaooooooooooo

alt f4

u can savescum 1 time per run ull get a guy that pops up

idk

cool feature

if u do it twice think ur run insta fails

[compact knoll]

it stopped

[little flame]

lmaoo

[compact knoll]

i should probably report it or some shit

[little flame]

had a run where i got an extra turn whenever i killed an enemy

could kill the whole encounter in 1 turn

1 characters turn*

[compact knoll]

@little flame

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiercat-ptsdcat-gif-2094566730569540919

[little flame]

lmaoo

[floral orbit]

cursed

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

@remote fox squad?

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/military-snow-gif-26886587

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[compact knoll]

get on

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[viral egret]

what if fugaze is a slur

[soft coral]

its not thankfully

[keen sparrow]

welp

after a 50 hour save

the Fallout 4 run is a flop

[winged mica]

Modded Game
Got problem cuz mods
Damn game is trash

[keen sparrow]

i'm not blaming the game or saying it's trash

I love Fallout 4

i just fucked something up and i don't think i can fix it

so my savefile is probably scuttled, and i'll uninstall, and do it all over again next year.

[soft coral]

save files rarely get scuffed because of mods

at least they shouldnt

remove the mods and launch the game normally

[keen sparrow]

I fixed it

but it took 4 hours of enabling every mod that starts with A

[soft coral]

youre welcome

glad to be of immense help as always

[keen sparrow]

yeah thank you for telling me to do what i already started doing 4 hours ago

[soft coral]

anytime , pal

[keen sparrow]

slobs ur knob

[soft coral]

ok now you just made it gey

[keen sparrow]

It was the mod that changes the Tactical tablet to the one from Warzone

i guess i'm not the only one that had the issue either. lol look at this fucker marking it Not a bug

little asshole just said "works on my machine" to 3 people and called it a day

[soft coral]

90% of gamma problems

[keen sparrow]

i am so happy that this is 330 mods in Vortex and not 540 in MO2

hooooly fuck, lmfao

[keen sparrow]

Meanwhile in FO4 i can just go to my meth Chem Lab and make whatever gun i want as long as i've picked up enough duct tape, desk fans, and coffee pots.

[cyan garnet]

Maybe fo4 modded is good

I didnt care for vanilla

[next temple]

Whenever I want to torture myself i install for honor, dark souls 3 or DayZ

[next temple]

Vanilla fallout 4 is genuine slop

It is epitomy of mediocrity

[keen sparrow]

Sir that's a Propital, fuck you

I just use modded FO4 for gun porn and wearing skimpy clothes while having all the death squad guns.

[next temple]

Chat we found the target audience of nexusmods for skyrim and fallout 4

[keen sparrow]

wrong, my bodyslide preset isn't grotesque.

[keen sparrow]

it's a bit of a psychotic episode getting everything insstalled just because there's so many mods that depend on 5 other mods whose names are all acronyms

so for like 3 hours your head is filled with garbage, but once you get stuff installed and working you can forget about all that shit

What's so aids is i bought Nier Automata on PC like a month ago to play it again, but i haven't even launched it once

[cyan garnet]

could never get into dayz

have a mate who loves it

deadset one of the clunkiest and boring game i've ever played

[keen sparrow]

he says in the Tarkov channel

[glacial haven]

While it is hard to believe, DayZ is (or at the very least was when I last played it) honestly more janky than Tarkov

And it was unplayable on the Standalone release for a very long time

[cyan garnet]

Super super janky

[stark torrent]

yeah thats why i cant get nto Arma or Dayz

[glacial haven]

Arma is honestly somewhat alright, you can live with the janky aspect of it once you got it somewhat figured out (rubber-banding, weird synchronisation issues, which servers you should probably avoid due to ping spikes) but on DayZ, that shit goes straight out of the Window of a Penthouse on a 12 story building because you don't just lose a tiny bit of progress due to a death, you lose everything lmao

And apparently cheaters are also running rampant over there with Bohemia Interactive doing less to intervene than Tarkov

[stark torrent]

Bohemia

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[cyan garnet]

Yeah arma sucks

Way to clunky for a shooter

[winged mica]

DayZ

I love to play a game where I walked got 10 hours

Just to get shot and have to walk 10 hours again

[little flame]

@compact knoll addiction

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gameofthrones-westeros-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-akotsk-QyIUUUxW5jNVUrotQ8

[little flame]

lets see the tarkov hours iedy

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stress-homelander-stresss-5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

@compact knoll lmaooo

lmaoi

lmao*

aand back to full hp

so op

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @little flame @fast garden @keen sparrow im with this girl and i straight up i kid you not said "coomms"

[little flame]

LMAOO

[soft coral]

I blame ALL of you

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/women-meme-haha-99sF595rq30Vxhkl0I

[blazing basin]

They do call it a 'combined-arms military sandbox sim'

[little flame]

new item!! crazy!! woah no way in marked? 😲

id kill myself if i found a poster tube in my marked room

so useless

[stark torrent]

Rogues on mounted guns can bug again and not be lootable @ancient marsh @fast garden

Literally "fixed" 2 times since 1.0

These devs

[little flame]

rofl

[viral egret]

do they still fly

[stark torrent]

that was only PvE issue

[viral egret]

"was"

let me pull up that clip

[little flame]

they were flying for cryon no?

or no

normal scav

idk

[viral egret]

yeah but that means ti can happen to rogues too

[little flame]

not really

[viral egret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lAuv71p70EEx4MAEk?invite=cr-MSxQN2ksNDA4ODI1Njk1&v=11

its still insane it happened

wasnt it fixed before

[little flame]

nice clip

[viral egret]

doesnt work now for whatever reason

[stark torrent]

clip not found cryon pull the chair under your legs man

[viral egret]

#💣tarkov-released message

it just doesnt work

[little flame]

not watchable

lol

[viral egret]

gg

i dont even delete my clips so idk wtf happened to it

[little flame]

reupload it idk

[viral egret]

not my medal clips anyway

[stark torrent]

Nikita deleted the clip to make Cryon look like a liar

[little flame]

[viral egret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lAuv71p70EEx4MAEk?invite=cr-MSxDbDQsNDA4ODI1Njk1

[little flame]

oh

there we go

maybe

or not

[viral egret]

its still not watchable what

[little flame]

there

[stark torrent]

WHAT THE FUCK

[little flame]

LMAO

[viral egret]

that was also all my good ammo

[little flame]

HAHAFHFHAFHHASAHHA

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

HOMELANDER SCAV

GG

[stark torrent]

that scav just said fuck it

[little flame]

did he fly to your house irl?

[stark torrent]

i forgot the stove open on my planet brb

[viral egret]

god knows where he went

[little flame]

undercover nikita

had enough of cryons aim

this mf taking too long to kill me im out

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bingchilling-gif-10067072887923246131

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1474634812382777537/79681E63-E6E8-4082-836B-62F5469FCC33.png?ex=699a9030&is=69993eb0&hm=2026060c11590f57eaf16355018305805ed261302cd97a3162d6efc01430ddc6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=614&height=824

not my pic

but 50 cent woulda lived ts

[viral egret]

didnt like someone in herre get lit up by 7-8 different calibers

i think it was negotiator

though thats a shit ton of shots

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ByjZFMyrrI

what an intro omE

kinda sad tho sounds like a mentally ill guy

get me off the fawkin trayn

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @floral orbit
Timestamp

https://youtu.be/-ByjZFMyrrI?si=BLi81EIagH1TvVnb&t=105

i would 100% call cheats on that

[viral egret]

god damn

[soft coral]

told her "never kill yourself"

she laughed

[little flame]

[little flame]

lmaoo

its cryon

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @remote fox any tarkovers

[little flame]

maybe idk

actually sure if the others get on

[viral egret]

yeah

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit

E timpul sa uscam rufele

[little flame]

get on

pulla

pula

[stark torrent]

not doing arena and i dont think imma do tarkov either

[little flame]

just get ur ass in the call

[viral egret]

very useful dot placement

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

u dont have to join tarkov

iedy joiiiinuuuh

i wanna watch u play total war

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hiroyuki-sanada-fan-lord-toranaga-shogun-gif-17624085453040516333

[little flame]

was gonna say we lost cuz someone is trolling

but i realised its literally cryon

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Am zis , ba cumpar Shogun dar nu ma uit si la serial

Sunt la ep 4

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent cladirea aia cu cortul iti da buff la trupe cand le recrutezi

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mabNQy1BvrqAy4Zm9?invite=cr-MSxIb3osMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@stark torrent

listen to this ragebait

easiest guy ever to ragebait

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-french-croissant-emoji-angryfrench-gif-11141390239129492788

angery quasson

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mabEWJOJXn7_Hho0w?invite=cr-MSxpTW8sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1474748326493814825/Screenshot_147.png?ex=699af9e8&is=6999a868&hm=b1aba47cd080bf7ce7b425ab8685bf3ec2e9e8e317fbda9ebef89a8244c3007f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/mabRFQGhDV2p75i-x?invite=cr-MSw3b0UsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=7

@stark torrent @viral egret @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

a guy from tigz server ratted on someone and got added @compact knoll @soft coral @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

[little flame]

lmfaoo

INEEDSPACE - 1 ammo box and weapon crate

weapons box*

whatever

[ancient marsh]

this isn't a headshot btw

11lr thru ratnik

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @glacial haven
Nasty bolt action 3k, don't mind alle

[little flame]

(ignore pedro)

@ancient marsh where are u

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh whered you go s

[viral egret]

@stark torrent what a scam

cord and a egg

[short cove]

dorms truly is a balanced room

[viral egret]

found 2 bitcoins and a card before, now i find a cord and a egg

[short cove]

gold

[ancient marsh]

play 2 raids of tarkov

2 connection losses

reconnected on 1

got 20% packet loss

no tarkov today

[remote fox]

[stark torrent]

shit game

[ancient marsh]

iedler come vc

[soft coral]

holy

https://open.spotify.com/track/1yBhsMRyWGrzw3bqANQogi?si=gdUqs1yjSGyHxGs1vCgWdA
@fast garden @keen sparrow

[soft coral]

my ar got breast cancer i felt the lump in it

[ancient marsh]

what

no genuinely

what?

[soft coral]

Not a ball knower

[remote fox]

Guys, check your balls for lumps.

[ancient marsh]

you apparently are

[soft coral]

@stark torrent right at the bus stop a bmw stopped by police

i go to it

no plates

gypsies inside

WELL WELL WELL

like a moth to a flame fellas

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[soft coral]

is that the shore of the danube

I've been there

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[floral orbit]

the trade routes are worth to take, 3.5-5k gold if you have 10 trade ships on them

[stark torrent]

I would invade galaxies for her

[soft coral]

not even king arthur can pull me out

[stark torrent]

yes but later you get raped by every single dogshit faction sending ships

i tried but i cant hold them , they just send fleet after fleet

[soft coral]

Wtf did this animal of a woman send me
@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

there is a mod where you can build fishing ports instead and the AI has a bit lower fleets

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

she sent me

the train seat number

omg...

[viral egret]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HBnhPr4WEAAYPVz.mp4

[floral orbit]

I have 3 trade fleets and like 7 normal fleets

[stark torrent]

Bitchu is my fav city

[soft coral]

London is my city

[short cove]

"can i have some oats brother?" ahh built

[viral egret]

am i launching a nuclear reactor wtf

[short cove]

bro only got 12gb of ram

[viral egret]

12gb allocated

[short cove]

his ass cant even affort lunch

[viral egret]

i have 48gb

[short cove]

of what

[viral egret]

ddr4

[short cove]

3-4-5

good investment

price is still hiking up while ddr5 slightly drops

[viral egret]

the same sticks i bought are now 1500 ron

i bought at ~600 ron

[short cove]

i bought my 32gb ddr5 for like 80 total

now its iirc 420

[viral egret]

bro its hitting 6 gb used#

my average is 5

its been loading for 10 minutes

nvm its only 6 minutes but it took like 10 to install

i wonder why

[compact knoll]

rookie numbers

wait till you play any 1.7.10 or earlier modpacks

and then it crashes and you have to do it again

[viral egret]

i mean i would if i remember the modpack i used to play and like

had only 300 mods

[compact knoll]

i did mcetarnal 1

took deadass like 5 or 10 mins to load

[viral egret]

i was expectign it to crash i saw it spike to 9.3 gb

[short cove]

ong thinking about installing gamma rn

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent did you watch episode 5 of the seven kingdoms

[stark torrent]

yeah with the battle

the tourney

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1474791470446678107/VID_20260221_073320_071.mp4?ex=699b2216&is=6999d096&hm=88de852082ef825516c644149ba6fbbbd45f0de7ec512a7a8b36b466a10060a0&
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit @viral egret @little flame tarkov again in like 30?

maybe servers are fixed

[viral egret]

sure

i just died fuck this game bro

tunnel rats hoyl shit

i kill 2 guys with my nice mcx and another one pops from the underground

raagghh

by jews for jews

7 am raid btw

[ancient marsh]

woah woah

[viral egret]

NVs at 7 am

bro

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680152482541732034/866065881436389406/eft_israel_by_alv1n.gif

[viral egret]

some people do not deserve the ability to play this game

this cunt left his teammates to die

[short cove]

sometimes i write stuff

and then remember iedy is a mod

[viral egret]

i was going to say something but i dont think i should get mad at you

you dont even play live

[short cove]

honestly thinking of hopping on in 2-3 hours or so

on live

as like a lvl 7

[viral egret]

bro is getting torn apart

my next sbih kill

[short cove]

legit only maps i can really navigate are woods, gz, customs and lighthouse

[viral egret]

more than me

i can navigate gz and customs

i still havent learned woods fully

[short cove]

for customs i can kinda get around

[viral egret]

i can get everywhere

surprisingly

[short cove]

but like only to the south and dorms extract

[viral egret]

how

i know where all exfils are almost

[short cove]

and how to get to dorms and around a little

[viral egret]

i just havent learned the scav ones

[short cove]

for lighthouse i am like anywhere near sewage treatment plant i know where to go and how to get there

for woods i know how to get pretty much everywhere except mega hyper sweat shit like stash locations

for gz i know pretty much all there is except keys and shit

also like for all i legit dont know location names but i know what i mean and how to get to most areas.

like if you say crackhouse i do not know what you mean

[short cove]

what level are you

[viral egret]

i know where crackhouse is like exactly

[short cove]

37 or smth?

[viral egret]

44

[short cove]

cooked

[viral egret]

almost 45

idk how to navigate lighthouse fully

i know how to get to chalet to merin and the toilet rock, batya camp and allat

but idk where stuff lie rogues start at

like

or red rebel exfil, somehow

[short cove]

cant wait for nikita to someday add some shit like a mortar which then makes me able to do arma shit

[short cove]

you know the little construction thing before the sewage treatment plant?

on the long road

basically at about there you have to be worried about them

[viral egret]

aha

got it

[short cove]

but you very much can kill all rouges with holos and like t4 ammo

/ 40 pen

[viral egret]

yeah ik how to ill rogues atleast

kill

[short cove]

because on the long road behind the bridge you can see one that mounts a .50 which you can snipe from pretty much the bus near that construction site close to the containers

and from the second level of the containers or the gravel tower you can snipe the one at the corner which cant really fight back other then the one at the long road, which very much will fire at you if you miss

[viral egret]

alr

[short cove]

and after that it is pretty easy once you know the spawns

if youre up in 2-3 hours i would be down to do some runs w you

[viral egret]

?? ??

i cant even play now

[short cove]

nikita should put the gun in the mouth

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-fast-wiggle-gif-12936537372894519302

@granite coral make me a haiku about @ancient marsh eating disorder

[granite coral]

I can't help with that.

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/hardwaregore/s/B9rB9OWbtn

[blazing basin]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1002531.mp4

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit @viral egret @little flame tarkov

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

reminds me of that meme that was like "women dress like this and dont have the common decency to molest you"

[blazing basin]

by an account with a french flag in the name

(@)grokitach was that you?

[keen sparrow]

it really do be white people with the filthiest cars

I will never understand it

black folks? clean car. Mexicans? clean car. Asians? it looks like it just got off the show-floor.

White people? straw wrappers, reciepts, paper bags, grocery bags, random crumbs, drink containers.....

[blazing basin]

alright buddy

stop generalising

[remote fox]

The cars are stolen

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

clean car but it gonna get repo'd

[keen sparrow]

okay okay let me rephrase

black folks? Mexicans? Asians?

but fr, every white persons car i've been in looks like a trap house.

Even my own mother's car got a bit ick, and she was a clean freak

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/hal-speedwalk-malcolm-in-the-middle-walkathon-race-gif-11658428

[keen sparrow]

that was such a good episode

[viral egret]

leaked epstein island convo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[ancient marsh]

moonshine is covert lingo for adrenachrome

@stark torrent Adolf Iedler come join the reichstag

[stark torrent]

30 mins

[ancient marsh]

sir yes sir

[compact knoll]

I wasn't over exaggerating

[ancient marsh]

no dont post photos from the bathroom

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[ancient marsh]

also god damn that floor is filthy

[viral egret]

the rex moment

in official bsg

[remote fox]

He is a midget.

[compact knoll]

Its really not

[compact knoll]

Ah that

[ancient marsh]

he poops standing

[compact knoll]

Idk the guy who

Rented this apartment

Is a mongoloid retard with a dent

In his skull

[viral egret]

artyom grows mold to cook it

[compact knoll]

Everything is installed incorrectly

[viral egret]

thats the slop

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

[stark torrent]

you gonna make a report about this too

[blazing basin]

no

[blazing basin]

but did you see this mf's pfp? #╟❓general-offtopic message

[stark torrent]

no

[keen sparrow]

nope and i never would have had you not made a stink

how do people have the time to snitch on stuff in discord

[viral egret]

unemployment

[keen sparrow]

bro i'm a stay-at-home dad and i don't do that shit

[blazing basin]

"I'm always reading Offtopic"-Skom conveniently ignoring such users

[keen sparrow]

why do you care?

[viral egret]

bro i pinged skom last night for some moderations tuff and he didnt show up

i was expecting to wake up muted for pinging him anyway

[blazing basin]

yea

[viral egret]

iedler killed the guy

[keen sparrow]

Makes me glad my only copy of Minecraft is for the 3DS

[compact knoll]

That guy brought up Palestine when someone said christians are being killed in Niger

Or Nigeria

Same shit

[keen sparrow]

was their point that there's christians in gaza?

[compact knoll]

All im saying is

There is a pattern

[keen sparrow]

yeah

League players

[compact knoll]

This is as close as i will to saying it

[compact knoll]

Look at the pfp

[keen sparrow]

yeah

[compact knoll]

He is a degen

[keen sparrow]

league player too

there is a pattern

SD first state to remove suppressor restrictions

bro this place is night and day compared to where i used to live, lmao

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/israel-lion-yeshua-consuming-fire-king-of-kings-gif-6495941002956083919

[hollow patrol]

i dont see any point of minecraft age verification other than to add to the us government's citizen database bro

its all just surveillance i swear

why would you need to age verify to play minecraft

[keen sparrow]

"Ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ ｔｈｅ Ｋｉｄｓ"

meanwhile not a single indictment is the US for all the epstein shit

[hollow patrol]

also when i say us gov citizen database i mean it

[viral egret]

protect the kids from other pedophiles so we can touch them speecifically

some us senator or whatever

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-serious-stare-gif-11979677

^Pam Bondi rn

[hollow patrol]

these age verification system providers like persona actually take the info and send your ass to a database where you get tracked for the us gov

its ggs

[viral egret]

if i get asked for a id on discord im putting goatse as the pic

[hollow patrol]

(persona being the one discord is using)

[keen sparrow]

idk why minecraft needs age veri when Palantir knows who everyone is already anyways

[keen sparrow]

which has ties to Palantir

When does the discord verification roll out i still haven't been asked yet

look at this BS. Foul.

absolutely foul

and then the way games release half finished and they need 20 patches in the first month to work? makes 🏴‍☠️ games all but impossible

[soft coral]

No

if you im personally torching your house

[hollow patrol]

next month globally iirc

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stupid-png-sixsty-seven-Gwwuyi8PDNHmphHNm1

[keen sparrow]

it'd have to be 70% off

dw

[keen sparrow]

nice knowing you guys

i'll turn off my nitro and uninstall discord when it happens

not doing it

[hollow patrol]

fair enough

[keen sparrow]

Then when steam asks before the end of this year i'll install all the games i like and air-gap my PC

'closed shell system'

#1409748408003989565 message

[keen sparrow]

bro what is my install wtf

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll height

[viral egret]

biblically accurate artyom

[winged mica]

There has been like absolutely no update to Starfield for nearly a year now

Ppl still on hopium Bethesda is cooking something but imk

Imo*

They abandoned it to released another Skyrim

[gritty python]

atp putting your faith in the star wars conversion mod for starfield is more fruitful than assuming bethesda will give it any attention

[keen sparrow]

there was a todd interview recently where he pretty much said that the next update is gonna be mid

I still maintain that as long as people play ESO and 76, there will be nothing good out of Bethesda ever again

[hard heart]

What the fuck, this is some 5'9 vs 6'0 shit

Are you doing "Mod it until it crashes" playthrough?

[compact knoll]

@little flame not how i read it at first

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

That's not even a challenge

Getting this shit to start on windows 11 at 4K native alone is sketchy af

[ancient marsh]

xXMasterRat69

[hard heart]

I remember my brother was unable to launch skyrim for over a year, because of some windows, GPU and Motherboard updates fucked things sideways. I can imagine its just as frustrating to run Fallout at 4k. I wonder if it would even run on ultrawide with no hiccups

[keen sparrow]

SO SCUFFED

[soft coral]

I think we need to burn you on the stake

[viral egret]

good raids @ancient marsh @stark torrent @remote fox @little flame

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

it's supposed to be 750 750 btwe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232475558026416239/1326467692907069501/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_6.gif

[stark torrent]

Drones doing their work

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

i'll do my work on your asshole

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-the-chase-rocks-gif-7350875689398277748

[compact knoll]

@remote fox squad?

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893090038202646538/1466151082853007390/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_24.gif

[remote fox]

I can't think of any reason why not.

[ancient marsh]

just say yes bro

did you run that response thru chatgpt

[remote fox]

I'm the ChatGPT.

[ancient marsh]

finn gpt

[compact knoll]

vittu

[viral egret]

jarvis

i thinkk that was on him

i guess maybe he leaned and thats why

ultra instinct mf

[ancient marsh]

he was moving forward down hill which would mean he probably crawled under ur bullet

[soft coral]

@stark torrent and everything is ONCE again covered in snow outside

PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[viral egret]

god bless this game

minecraft in no way did i ever search for anything like "female gender mod"

[soft coral]

it has ender

thats why

[soft coral]

oooshk my feet smell

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1460573072380661791/togif.gif

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit

1864 mama frt e in mijlocul industrializarii

de fapt e fix la inceput pt Japonia

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[hallow stream]

@misty scroll

[fast garden]

I love deadlock

[soft coral]

@fast garden @short cove @compact knoll @remote fox @stark torrent @stark torrent

this one aint a reel boys , its a real.

[compact knoll]

go to sleep you little fucker

[viral egret]

no

[short cove]

bsg is more profitable then open ai

[compact knoll]

thats a low bar

[short cove]

thats a negative bar

[fast garden]

The e negotiator

Oh wait those are different words

Phooey

[compact knoll]

E stands for estrogen

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609120864020987919/1473452114930831392/image-10.png?ex=699b88b7&is=699a3737&hm=3fc3f1ec40e2ebfe570588fba70e5e5400cc9d175c3451eccafe84e8fd414fcd&

[short cove]

The e in thee stands for eft

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_dRA42UX9hE @soft coral and I respecting women in public

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

I guess that explains the lost connections from yesterday

[glacial haven]

Bro looked at the source code, asked an AI to tell him all the issues with it and decided it would be less lethal to deepthroat a plugged in extension cord from temu

[soft coral]

"personally"

aaalright

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[soft coral]

they/themnegotiatior more like

@cyan garnet @stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden send her a pissing audio she replies with:

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQxT2seFYpbmulNQg

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[ancient marsh]

your yakubian cranium needs to be studied

[soft coral]

okay

[glacial haven]

for what, future preventive measures?

[winged mica]

`why do you do the do that you are doing

[ancient marsh]

what

[soft coral]

BOLIVIA

[winged mica]

you did the do that you do

[little flame]

LMAOO

[little flame]

Diddy?

[winged mica]

he diddies?

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1399461180010926251/1474964245933195345/image0.gif

[vivid dawn]

I will shhit on Nikita and his mom so hard when game runs shit on my 3k rig

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-bowser-junior-smashing-tv-tv-break-tv-gif-13992651369981275785

BSG fixing it

[glacial haven]

If you try to transit exploit after the update, Tarkov just bluescreens your computer

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[glacial haven]

I mean, the fix is quite simple, they just force you into a queue but with their current system, I think there's a chance it just deadlocks and you're stuck searching for a match lmao

Gonna be interesting to see how they fix it

But they will fix it because it makes the game more enjoyable, can't have that

[cyan garnet]

I like transit bugging out of reserve

[glacial haven]

the only way to exfil from the map without doing some retarded objective

[cyan garnet]

Yeah fr

[glacial haven]

But generally, transit bugging is the only way you could exfil without having to run across half of the map because you did a quest or something

Unless you were lucky with your spawn but how likely is that

[ancient marsh]

the issue is not transit existing but spawns are dogshit

spawn to extract ratio the game decides for u

[glacial haven]

It literally feels like their matching queue checks where you have quests and then just spawns you on the polar opposite side of the map on purpose

Or next to 2 different squads

[cyan garnet]

real and true

[ancient marsh]

woods is the worst offender of all time

70+% of the spawns are for zb-14 side of the map

that's why woods transit is so good

[stark torrent]

camped at red rebel with an impact nade after his teammate died like a bitch and he did nothing

[glacial haven]

Also had Customs piss me off several times but nothing beats Shoreline and Woods for me

That's why I avoided Woods under any circumstance if possible

And shoreline but that should be a given, no one plays shoreline because the map is good, you just go there for quests, labyrinth or terminal

[ancient marsh]

customs would be a much better map if car was 100% and RUAF exit was back

[glacial haven]

Wdym RUAF exit was back, did they remove RUAF Roadblock?

[ancient marsh]

yep!

[glacial haven]

Gotta admit tho, the flare extract on Customs was a wild choice, at least the location of it is, you gotta run up on a hill which exposes you from both the left and the right

Just generally, they butchered Customs quite a bit for no good reason

[ancient marsh]

tbh ive never had issue taking that exit