💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

Tiki Ghosn, the manager of rampage is also an ex pro MMA fighter btw

yeah but you need to be at least above 5 foot 7 to drop someone like that

[glacial haven]

I would pay for front row seats if it meant that I could see Artyom and Xal in the fighting ring, a twig that is invisible when there is an unfortunate light casted on him and the other takes up his whole corner

[ancient marsh]

otherwise you can't reach the chin like he did

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

guy on left is 178

[viral egret]

why do i have a child

[ancient marsh]

he's fucking 5'10 bro

the guy on the right is like 169

[next temple]

Bro i fucking dwarf him

[ancient marsh]

he might actually be smaller than @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

5.10 what

[ancient marsh]

5 foot 10 inches aka 178 cm

[stark torrent]

im 175

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll just a reminder i am 181

one day the war will end and all your fat jokes will catch up to you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[glacial haven]

I have very bad news for you

His info page says something else

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/349190-deen-bean-deen-the-great

[floral orbit]

small

[next temple]

one day the war will go global

[glacial haven]

He's 5'5

[floral orbit]

all these bitches comparing heights

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-michi-triste-crying-cat-reaction-sad-cat-hannicion-gif-17190162121303461099

[next temple]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[glacial haven]

Literal pocket rocket, fun sized mf

[floral orbit]

I'm 1.92 so start sucking @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

man nobody cares

[next temple]

we the same height

[ancient marsh]

you're like 70 kilo

[floral orbit]

85

[glacial haven]

Vertical or Horizontal

[ancient marsh]

ive carried heavier at the construction site

• all that 85 is spread out through your body

[floral orbit]

broken knee

[ancient marsh]

don't think you're out of the "easy to pin down" category"

[floral orbit]

can't carry shit now old man

[ancient marsh]

it's not broken wtf

[viral egret]

anything under your own weight is "easy to pin down" category

[floral orbit]

sorry for not being 100 kilos

[viral egret]

misplaced a 0

[ancient marsh]

you will be, when i'm biting your ear

[viral egret]

think its 1000

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-egg-targaryen-aegon-targaryen-dunk-and-egg-bald-child-egg-gif-6026927483337280834

[viral egret]

xal puts the golden cloak on and it doesnt fit him

[next temple]

tbh you can even pin down mfs over your wieght if you know your shit

[ancient marsh]

[floral orbit]

the fuck you on about

[ancient marsh]

alriiiiiiiiiiiight

[next temple]

Xal and his covenant chasing you through the snow

[little flame]

thats wild

[floral orbit]

you bit your lip when you said that 100%

[next temple]

his covenant is wearing black cloak and xal has a small golden hood on his head cause he is so fucking fat while his covenant rolls him towards you

[remote fox]

Your first instinct is biting?

[little flame]

rabid animal

[glacial haven]

Of course, it's about biting, he immediately looked back at the fridge that is stationed in front of his room's door

[remote fox]

Xally is getting hungy.

[little flame]

saw that

lmao

he agrees

[floral orbit]

the soviet famine was caused by him eating the whole supply

[glacial haven]

tigz flexing the highest number he can count to in his username

[little flame]

the cuckenant

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tagilla-tagilla-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-tarkovtv-gif-7583520566987399473

YOU'RE RUNNING
I'M JOGGING
I HAVE AN L1 STIM IN MY BLOOD
I'M NOT EVEN SWEATING

[floral orbit]

when did the tarkov channel transform into a booktok?

[glacial haven]

the fuck is a booktok

[floral orbit]

don't search for it

[ancient marsh]

i think it's all the women reading smut books

[floral orbit]

don't corrupt him

[compact knoll]

you see me running, tall, muscular, evil ass motherfucker

[glacial haven]

[viral egret]

bbc junior is wild

[compact knoll]

he always describes himself as tall and muscular

[ancient marsh]

half of them is "i got raped by a giant wolf man" and the other half is "i was fucked by every furry animal on the ranch"

[glacial haven]

I saw some book about some Minotaur story and apparently the author had to apologise because some people expected it to be some Minotaur smut

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/legs-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-gif-5320288

bro it's actually fucking insane

this mf hits the gym and his calves are smaller than mine when all i do is just be fat and walk

[ancient marsh]

oh yeah the book cover

[little flame]

rofl

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-man-run-gif-25705191

[ancient marsh]

MINOTAUR BOOK COVER GOOGLE SEARCH

FIRST RESULT

WHITE WOMAN GETS MOLESTED BY GIANT COW MAN

[floral orbit]

fucking hell

[viral egret]

to be expected

[floral orbit]

you actually googled that

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/customit-iq-karimovs-I0epngjLFsGEDxNkes

[floral orbit]

enjoy the cursed shit you will get now

[ancient marsh]

all i googled was "minotaur book cover"

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/BikiniBodhi/status/2023840148581216684

BikiniBodhi 🇸🇪❤️🇺🇦 (@BikiniBodhi)

I JUST GOT KIRKED ON SIEGE WTF 💀💀💀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 17, 2026, 7:21 PM

[ancient marsh]

nothing lewd or nsfw context

[remote fox]

"Sorry babe, I'm not a 12 foot tall minotaur with a horse cock."

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-smile-gif-11401179400597532886

[ancient marsh]

i think it's a robot chicken joke

about the "Manimal"

a guy who can transform into animals

"can we just do it as humans today?"
"WOULD I EVER MARRY YOU IF I WANTED HUMAN SEX?"

"TURN INTO A HORSE"
"THIS ISN"T FUN FOR ME"
"NOW NEIGH"

[stark torrent]

what the fuck are you on about

[remote fox]

I have seen some Beast Boy shit that is just this.

[stark torrent]

i know that one

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmBp1LD6ctI

[floral orbit]

bro about to write a book

[ancient marsh]

0:50

[compact knoll]

i remember

[glacial haven]

Imagine what would happen to the Ditto population if Pokémon were real, they'd need their own witness protection program, just to hide from white women

[remote fox]

There would be teenage boys just walking around with a bunch of Dittos

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[hallow stream]

lets be honest

this wouldnt happen

billionaires would hog them all

[glacial haven]

as if some old fart can decide what Mewtwo does for example, bro is going to get put into liquid form the moment he throws a command at that things head

[stark torrent]

@granite coral why was mewtwo speaking english

[granite coral]

Oh, for fuck's sake! Mewtwo speaking English? That's just a half-assed way to make the fucker relatable. It’s a goddamn Pokémon movie, not Shakespeare! They needed to communicate with humans, so they slapped on some English and called it a day. Because, you know, actual psychic powers weren't enough, right? What a pile of shit!

[little flame]

on gang

blud

[glacial haven]

it gets more pathetic, deenthecocksucker said he will sue the dude that protected his wife from him

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven russians accidently blocked git.kernel.org

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

more pussy behavior

unfortunate

[glacial haven]

they constantly do some stupid shit like that because some retard thinks "oh let's just blacklist www.anti-russia-propaganda.com, what could go wrong" and suddenly the entirety of AWS hosting is blocked

There is a record on Wikipedia of them doing that shit constantly lmao

[glacial haven]

That lawsuit would go great for him with his wife literally stating "do not touch me" in the video, with him moving towards her

[stark torrent]

they should go full Korea at this point and just remove internet

we will lose Xal but it is what it is , he could use a break from the internet the fat chud

[glacial haven]

the result of that would just be that the food delivery services now load the images faster

xal the kinda dude that has a "See more" button on his checkout cart when he orders food

enough of the xal jokes now tho, at least from me lmao

[remote fox]

He will just smuggle himself into Romania.

[stark torrent]

we gonna need a biiiig container

[glacial haven]

why you gotta make it that easy after i said that i am done

[compact knoll]

@remote fox update squad

[remote fox]

Update my dick.

[stark torrent]

also regarding the roadmap @ancient marsh @fast garden You know its bare bones when "added a sound effect for dropping a magazine" is a highlight-able thing lol

[remote fox]

Fix audio?

No?

Ok.

[stark torrent]

how can u put such thing on the roadmap man and u want to be excited for that

[ancient marsh]

it's like me extending word count for essays

adding "etc." when i ran out of examples

[compact knoll]

the snowy woods around you make you the most likely target

remember that

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-20081085

[ancient marsh]

he's in finland

close to russia

i could be lurking

he literally cant know

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[ancient marsh]

right ass cheek
on the left

remember those words ph33r

[stark torrent]

BUSHIDO

[remote fox]

Me after memorizing your dick pattern.

https://tenor.com/view/brick-dodge-throw-matrix-miss-gif-3764049638817774883

[ancient marsh]

you will, eventually

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sundae-gif-25035574

[little flame]

td1 done

ez

[compact knoll]

perfect fit

[soft coral]

reshaped if you will

[compact knoll]

creates a vaccum when it enters

going to make a PLOP sound when it leaves

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

alright you should be permad for typing that out

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/timer-squirrel-god-is-coming-gif-442512789283784761

[soft coral]

u know artyoms ass makes a plop sound when he shits

[soft coral]

bout damn time

[remote fox]

||It's LTG ||

[compact knoll]

im really just like LTG

[ancient marsh]

same legs

same opinions about black people

[compact knoll]

yeah

[stark torrent]

REETAUURD

[viral egret]

bro is moving on my level

how do you die to killa with that many hours and prestiges still

[ancient marsh]

bro

i cant say anything

only slurs will come out

[hallow stream]

You may not be able to see the great wall of China from space
but when Xal enters Romania
You will see him

[remote fox]

It's crazy that it's you saying that.

[viral egret]

i havent died to killa once in my defense i also havent seen killa more than once

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret i think i might be stronger than you because i two shot the wither

[viral egret]

wtf

gg

i can blitzkrieg everything

i genuinely outheal the damage they do to me

i went in 1 hit to 5 hearts and in 1 hit i landed i went back to 38 hearts

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

this is ONE hit btw

[viral egret]

wtf

did u use ability on frostfang

[ancient marsh]

yeah on accident

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOmyoUDWwW8

[short cove]

Same w eft yall are rocking the fucking 545 ar, the ak308 and maybe a as val

That's kinda it w eft

[stark torrent]

no

[short cove]

I mean in yalls screenshots it just looks like it

[fast garden]

Yeah.

Gg they do not want to make more tarkov anymore

They are tired

[fast garden]

“You guys are always using the new cool guns they added that are still fresh and new”

And are good as well

[short cove]

545 ar being kinda fucking busted same w ak308 being a crazy value 308 fa gun

[fast garden]

all the NL did was fix the main weakness of the m4

Ammo availability

They are functionally identical

[short cove]

Bro doesn't wanna shoot 556 sost

[stark torrent]

i mean i would say the NL 545 is very used but i see a val every 20 raids maybe and its shit , the val mod4 is still unobtanium cause ppl just moved on from the game by the time they made the quest easier

otherwise ppl use M4 a lot , SR25 , ak 308 is actually not that used anymore or at least i havent seen it that much lately

[short cove]

Execute him

Damn I got early wipe knowledge

[fast garden]

Ak 308 eats ammo and yeah almost no one actually uses 9x39

[stark torrent]

even after the buff , 9x39 is just there

it just exists

[fast garden]

Just because I play it on woods doesn’t mean most people play them anywhere but labs SOMETIMES

[stark torrent]

because it still needs 2 raids to make the gun go from 100 to 67 durability

[fast garden]

labs is like the primary location for 9x39 to shine

[stark torrent]

and throw it

[short cove]

Can't wait for 300blk to be common along w like sa58s

[stark torrent]

blackout is used yeah the mcx is being used now with the new parts

[fast garden]

300 also has ammo availability problems but not as bad as 556

[short cove]

What the helly

How parts

[viral egret]

it boosts ur dmg by insane amounts

[fast garden]

Stock limit is low as shit but the long barrel and handguard did a lot for the mcx

[stark torrent]

they added a longer barrel , muzzle to put the qdc on and a new handguard and stock

made the gun very good now

funny it also indirectly buffed spear cause u can put some on it as well , sadly 37 pen ammo

[short cove]

I pray the wtt 1.0 backport adds it soon

[stark torrent]

and 25 round mags that cost more than an nl 545

[fast garden]

Spear is dogshit

[stark torrent]

NL 545 or two 25 rounders for .308 ?

game sucks

[fast garden]

The parts that have been in the game since 1.0 launch?

[remote fox]

They should have sorted weapons and attachments into different tiers.

[fast garden]

They are finally getting back ported?

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-23724608

[short cove]

Nvm then, probably overlooked them then

[fast garden]

[short cove]

Since I am like rocking multiple mods that add shit

[stark torrent]

like what is the purpose of 90% loud muzzles in this game

they are DOGSHIT

[short cove]

And don't know what's real and what is fake

[stark torrent]

not even good stats

[little flame]

How u doing thee

Liking nioh?

[fast garden]

I don’t want to find the gold rarity muzzle

[stark torrent]

washing ass

[fast garden]

I beat the game in 40 hours

Very good game

[little flame]

Damn gotcha

[fast garden]

I will do new game plus eventually probably

[little flame]

What weapon?

[fast garden]

Mostly ninjutsu

[little flame]

Im using katana for samurai and tonfa for ninjutsu

Never really tried tonfas before

[fast garden]

Ninjutsu are absurd

[little flame]

They’re fun

[fast garden]

Tonfas are good as hell

[little flame]

Yeah fr

I gotta finish the game still

[fast garden]

Game was decent length I just kept first trying every boss past the halfway mark

[remote fox]

@compact knoll Squad?

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret wtf is it a 1 time spawn

[fast garden]

I did more or less 100% the game too

Break the grass under it retard

[stark torrent]

you cant do that to them anymore

[ancient marsh]

wait it checks for that too

[compact knoll]

yeah hop on

[fast garden]

They are technically blocks and invalidate the structure

[compact knoll]

brb gonna grab food

[stark torrent]

diamond level minecraft knowledge

[fast garden]

Same with iron golem

[little flame]

Gonna continue playing rn actually

[fast garden]

I remember the Xbox 360 edition trial

Back to class

[viral egret]

no

try again

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[soft coral]

unfathomable levels of peak
@little flame @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYJlDJU--do

How it was planned to sound originally before Bethesda sucked cock and decided to fuck with Mick Gordon's ost

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

So that’s why that guy kept making those for the hall of fame

[soft coral]

?

I didn't do all weapon masteries but I Did find all secrets and every collectible

what a fun game

[soft coral]

well we beat both dooms I dont have the patience for the boring dlcs sadly

and we uninstall

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent check tigz server and all i see is anime girls licking eachothers armpits

@floral orbit

[soft coral]

they have great taste the fk u cryin about

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/ionuji/status/2023838504531497190

patrick (@ionuji)

This is all I am to my friends…

X · Feb 17, 2026, 7:14 PM

[compact knoll]

@next temple you got squad?

[next temple]

yes

not installed doe

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

how therapist was moving when she locked artyom in the closet

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/NessieDoes/status/2024045967104745486

NessieDoes (@NessieDoes)

I killed someone at an extract and they found my discord #ArcRaiders

X · Feb 18, 2026, 8:58 AM

[hollow patrol]

usually if you go out of your way to find someone you doxx them

no this guy's just there to bitch

arc raiders really is a different breed
not in a good way

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh these people are not surviving tarkov

[hollow patrol]

you dont even have to send these guys to tarkov

make them play like

any shooter game

[ancient marsh]

@flat breach are we still defending whiny babies on arc?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

time for more peak

[stark torrent]

start with old blood

its like the prequel

old blood , new order new collosus

[soft coral]

hello mr hitler

[stark torrent]

ARIZONA

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

prequels are most of the time filler material and not up to par to the ogs

I'm gonna skip

do order and collossus and then old blood

like the star wars movies

[cyan garnet]

I should find the wechat of the chinese man who crossmap beamed me on interchink spawn and send him 1984 tiannimen square in mandarin

[ancient marsh]

you're filler material

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[soft coral]

okay

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/trick2g-gif-23510728

GET OUTTA MY HEAD GET OUTTA MY HEAD

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/customit-iq-karimovs-I0epngjLFsGEDxNkes

[soft coral]

I love r/bulgaria its the most random people asking shit like "what pavement to put on my driveway"
@stark torrent

and its a picture of a fence and shit

[flat breach]

Who's defending em

I say

[ancient marsh]

you

YOU

[flat breach]

...Let em play the game lol, why are you judging a game you're not going to touch

[ancient marsh]

BECAUSE THEY JUDGE PEOPLE THEMSELVES

I DONT JUDGE THE CUCKED PVE PLAYERS ON ARC RAIDERS

[flat breach]

Let em

[ancient marsh]

FUCK EM

[flat breach]

They can do whatever they want, they're not playing TF2

[burnt mauve]

truly some of the most pressing matters facing our civilization

[next temple]

@compact knoll Downloading squad just for you

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-funny-reaction-meme-cat-kiss-gif-11351227363082477808

prob play tommorow

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hello mr hitler

omg the fucking camera sway

LORD JESUS

[keen sparrow]

Who makes wolfenstein? It was ID but they were bought by zenimax right?

[soft coral]

idk

[keen sparrow]

You just played doom and you don’t know who makes wolfenstein

[soft coral]

originally ID did

machine games

is the one who made new order

the one I'm playing rn

[keen sparrow]

When tf did wolfenstein switch hands, what

[soft coral]

idk

wanna watch?

[stark torrent]

a while ago yeah

[keen sparrow]

Oh, machinegames bought by zenimax media

Todd Howard, buy Acclaim so we can get a new Turok game

[soft coral]

KILL THE NAZIS

I'm playing on the second to last difficulty

so far seems ez

OMG

I shot the bigg walker thing and it manacingly turned around
@keen sparrow @stark torrent

I"M SORRY MAN

[stark torrent]

you can kill it

keep shooting it with the artillery

[soft coral]

oh?

[ancient marsh]

one of the few games where you play as the bad guys

[soft coral]

aaaalright

mods clip it

i did kill it

ggs

no achievement

1/10 game

one of the ai threw a fucking nade across a 20 meter corridor like he was fucking reshala

[hollow patrol]

have to scan every screenshot and scribble out the evil symbols

[soft coral]

the wolfenstein files

[stark torrent]

you dont have to

games are fine

movie scenes too iirc

[hollow patrol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrapment

[stark torrent]

ha ha ham

da-ti un pumn in urechi

[soft coral]

YOOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT starts of crazy
@stark torrent @keen sparrow

okay I'm hyped

[stark torrent]

INEEDSPACE (capital i) in launcher/on website

code

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox dont forget to talk to skier

and turn in unc device

[remote fox]

Thanks, daddy

[keen sparrow]

Not me, someone else.

[soft coral]

is this in a game engine or what

I'm confused

[keen sparrow]

This is Doom running in Unity

which meeeeans

https://tenor.com/view/scary-horror-mud-darkness-gif-1855328788988173014

[gritty python]

spt doom gameplay

[keen sparrow]

possibly

[soft coral]

didn't people manage to get doom to run on uhh a cell or something

[keen sparrow]

last i saw was rats running on a ball with brainplugs playing Doom

[soft coral]

rats would lowkey love doom

also

make a mod rex of u playing doom in spt

[keen sparrow]

We're actually getting into really gross Cyberpunk 2077 territory with brain peripherals

[keen sparrow]

Groovey may or may not be putting an arcade cabinet in SPT

the same guy that made a working gameboy in SPT.

He's one of those where he doesn't release mods often, but when he does

The hideout is a map and maps can be edited so

[soft coral]

WOW

wolfenstein starts off strong

shit doesn't pull any punches

[soft coral]

I'm kinda curious as to how the hideout works

its not an in raid map thats obvious

there is no loading time or loading loot

u just click a button and you're plopped in there

[keen sparrow]

[gritty python]

yea i used that background for like a day

cool but my pc was tendering a formal complaint against me

[keen sparrow]

how is this dude so cooked

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/customit-iq-karimovs-I0epngjLFsGEDxNkes

devs

but yeah basically if u want to have best raid fps do not open hideout after game restart

[keen sparrow]

now we're cookin

[soft coral]

I like that u can play stealthfully

linear experience but it doesn't limit the player to just 1 way of playing

pog

guys did I get the good ending @stark torrent @keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden

KIDDING

IN MINECRAFT OFC

[gritty python]

crafting cards on repeat so i don't have to wait to attempt

[compact knoll]

Get this pve bitch off the channel

https://tenor.com/view/straight-drop-burger-king-sam-hyde-clairo-clairo-cotrill-gif-18979116

[gritty python]

sorry i have a job and choose peace

cuz i def wanna be playing against this

https://youtube.com/shorts/YoVulBJ_-wM?si=Lc7KYekOZ4k8WyRo

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1473730104734650478/image.png?ex=6997459d&is=6995f41d&hm=c3c293d5808b8e915404026b92da3325e13357452d5a34f3056e7a3279b673c7&

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[calm pollen]

I'm sorry your stockholm syndrome let's you only perceive great loss as "enjoyment" and that you keep suffering calling it "progress"

[stark torrent]

what the fuck are you talking about man

[calm pollen]

Idk

[stark torrent]

stockholm syndrome, its the same fucking game

[calm pollen]

Pve is a lot easier

[stark torrent]

Sure , so

You can play whatever mode you want but dont expect people to hold the same achievements in the same regard

[gritty python]

notice how i never talk about anything i do in pve because it’s just a casual grind to enjoy the game for me

[stark torrent]

on PvE it really should be 1 hour craft max lmao , there is no reason to wait this much to do that dogshit terminal

waiting 7.30 hours for the keycard in PvE is criminal like just let the man play lol

[gritty python]

[stark torrent]

even in PvP is stupid keycard craft should be 3 hours

max

dumb devs

[gritty python]

nothing new

been playing since 2017

i know what to expect

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

how tagilla be moving when im solo

he doesnf even havw his sledge

[stark torrent]

his cock danglin on the floor boards

[fast garden]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0hEWvzkgbI301JZj947gFz?si=6059d5ce71694eb9

[stark torrent]

What i hear in the Labs lobby at 2 in the morning

[fast garden]

play this over voip to make new noodle friends at 2 am labs

ni hao ni hao no fiya no fiya

idk what the fuck bro is talking about but im fucking with it lowkey

https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/m972ZAeORykEjiVLx?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=bNZuIGM_xOX1Mw

[stark torrent]

peak

[fast garden]

bro turned on his mic and said

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-out-flight-flight-reacts-cat-tongue-gif-5336416477717479720

[calm pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/black-kid-scared-cry-gif-5477074

[stark torrent]

p!avatar 195995690546102273

[torpid sparrow]

Avatar for fede2107

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[soft coral]

AYO

[stark torrent]

Xal locked in

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I must be 18 in 2001 the way im ready to die for the bush

[stark torrent]

excuse me

[fast garden]

my culture is not your costume

[soft coral]

HAHAAHAHHA

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

one is offended the other is just disappointed

@stark torrent @fast garden @native crypt @keen sparrow wrong game franchise but you get the point

[fast garden]

man

mw 2019 and bo3 aks were some of the best

real ogs know the aksu was the goat in cod4

[soft coral]

@fast garden THIS ONE IS GOOD (tape one)

[fast garden]

oh my goodness gracious

[soft coral]

its all over the tape

[keen sparrow]

the recoil pattern was so predictable it was perfect

Thing was a headshot machine, even with irons

[fast garden]

worlds fakest recoil award

yeah irons were the move

[keen sparrow]

i've got a close contender for second place rn

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-paralyzed-hand-not-working-gif-16546906

ALRIGHT MAN

I SEE THE VAULT MEAT ICON

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU ARE

[keen sparrow]

my what ever are you talking about

[fast garden]

bro def has the posters installed

[keen sparrow]

I've actually got a few mods that collectively replace every appearance of vault-boy with her

[fast garden]

or was it magazines

i think both

[keen sparrow]

say what you want, whoever did that put in the fucking work

[fast garden]

this much is true

[keen sparrow]

it's posters, billboards, bobbleheads, everything

[fast garden]

oh shit yeah i forgot

[keen sparrow]

yeah bro went off

[fast garden]

one handed bethesda game players stay winning

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

[blazing basin]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1002337.mp4

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D5C3R_iQCS4

[dawn shale]

decided to recreate the Shakal and Swamp Thing from Gamma into Tarkov, couldent find the right laser/light but everything else is accurate

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-chase-ltg-running-lowtiergod-gif-2430341001542408875

[glacial haven]

(he does not need that cast, he is just baiting)

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

i wonder if he will get banned on kick, i doubt you're allowed to stream while asleep

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

[little flame]

dexter isnt even trying to hide it anymore

"im leaving in seven minutes" "not 6?"

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-squarepants-alone-lonely-ISOckXUybVfQ4

[viral egret]

missing the candle light

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

do you want to be banned from the second tarkov-related discord?

[stark torrent]

they dont ban the explicit gay porn they wont ban me man

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenless-zone-zero-rukaatetozen-xB5sPYrGYJJZYNDr6S

[ancient marsh]

they might if you @ the server owner with gei porn

[stark torrent]

petroleum

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent i just heard tigz say something about interchange i didnt think of before

remember how when we were discussing interchange loot i said "good loot on the entire map is behind key rooms"

i just remembered it's also because power is bugged and you dont need it on to open ultra

or kiba

[stark torrent]

yeah

also that game was full deserted not 1 player on the whole map

and he looted the whole mall , he ran around everywhere

0 contest

gg game dead

[ancient marsh]

he's probably playing palestine servers

and Benjamin is probably in bed, can't queue up

[viral egret]

lmao

doesnt big ben have blood cancer

[remote fox]

I saw a twitter post about him having blood cancer, the comments

[ancient marsh]

my israeli friend's response

he does make a good point

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[tribal dawn]

Mid-way through progression, three months in

How are you guys doing

[soft coral]

Who is you

[tribal dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-nikita-bye-gif-15936245997769360069

[soft coral]

Im itching to post the george droid video and the fella link AI but id get instantly atomized into thin air

[ancient marsh]

fella chain

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

fully AI layered solana based blockchain

developed by fellas

for fellas

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

holy early game find @ancient marsh

this will fund my whole cursed run

[little flame]

How rare are the tablets

Found like 2 sofar

[viral egret]

insanely

[little flame]

Meh must not be that rare if i got 2 already

[fast garden]

Only other guy in the class failed

[viral egret]

yeah no it is very rare

you just got lucky

you need 6 for weapons anyway

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox

[little flame]

found this @viral egret

[viral egret]

yo wtf

that might be good

[little flame]

yeah it sounds cool

[little flame]

@viral egret this shit is sick

finding so much cool stuff

@viral egret dropped a divine ruby

is that rare?

just dropped another

lol

[viral egret]

decently rare

you need alot of em

[viral egret]

fire

[little flame]

how do i farm uhh

fuckin

reforge materials

i only got rare ones

[viral egret]

kill anything and salvage items from them

blue and violet ones r most used

godforged pearls are hard to get

[little flame]

@stark torrent

2026 iedy gameplasy

gameplay

cinema

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh farm dragonfruits if u can

its decent to fil ur hungerbar up

but 0 saturation

[ancient marsh]

gold carrot is SO much better

the saturation is INSANE

it's much much more important than hunger

think of saturation like a second hunger bar

lets say ur eating from 0 hunger

and you eat carrots to full

lets say by default you have 20 hunger max and 20 saturation max

eating carrots to full makes you like 40 hunger, maxing out both

but with dragonfruit it will get ur hunger to full but saturation only up by like 6 points yknow

does that make sense @viral egret

[viral egret]

yeah

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946292698510426172/1474112305682714817/image.png?ex=6998a991&is=69975811&hm=ce67bb130e966a57ccaa0958d8166a9f2cccba3ae2d139430db4b2e8718b989f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1500&height=1120

chat is this real

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

fake image, you can see him use a gas mask as his body armor

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh i think im getting better

[ancient marsh]

Why post this

[viral egret]

at the game

2 sbih kills in 1 raid

[soft coral]

?

bro just posting shit

the fake placebo 7.1 button

[short cove]

It legit be like that

[soft coral]

mmmm decisions decisions

[short cove]

Ur taking both

[soft coral]

hey now lets not jump to conclusions

also theres a secret third purple pill

the unemployed dad with an ex wife

[short cove]

Is thee still unemployed

[soft coral]

thee is not a dad

thankfully

[short cove]

@fast garden are you having found the source of torment and dread in your life also known as empolymenz

[short cove]

Rex is halfway there

And you too

[native crypt]

modern gamers can not match how i was speaking back in the day

[short cove]

I am legit turning more racist and radical due to this server

Give me 2 more years and I'll openly call people I don't know slurs

[soft coral]

fun fact: that button doesn't do shit
it only applies a funky stereophonic effect to your headphones to make it appear as if the headphones are 7.1
as its impossible for headphones to be literally 7.1 as 7.1 indicates 7 speakears and 1 subwoofer and as you also may know your headphones dont have 7 speakears and 1 sub inside them :)
the stereo you actually hear through left and right center and behind u is just an effect (though a very good effect its not the same as actual directional output)
I love ruining fun I KNOW
@stark torrent

[native crypt]

how old are you to not already be racist

[short cove]

18,9 but since like 15ish kinda left

So I've been accepting of people

[soft coral]

I'm 23 fuck you

how old did u think I was

little gremlin shitling

[short cove]

This server getting rid of that aspect each time I see someone fail a reading comprehension skill check in brainfart

[native crypt]

weak, i was molded by it from birth because i grew up in what used to be a sundown town

[soft coral]

being bulgarian youre born being racist its coded in your dna

racial perk

[short cove]

Idk 32 and done with a divorce in the bulgaria starterpack

[soft coral]

okay I'm sorry

[short cove]

As a German i kinda got a anti racism debuff

[soft coral]

as a german you gotta chill with the racism cuz there was that one guy...

[native crypt]

he was austrian anyway

[stark torrent]

it glows red so it works you are just hatin

[soft coral]

as I said , i like ruining fun

[short cove]

Osaka

Or what was that fella called

[soft coral]

glow red brain go bonkers

neuron activation

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[native crypt]

Osaka the Lion, Layer of Xals, Wisher of Fun Times is the full title

[viral egret]

josta

was osaka german too?

[ancient marsh]

Isn't that a bit early

[ancient marsh]

Racist every time

Give me two reds bro

Just to make sure it works

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @remote fox so i have a charger

[viral egret]

this game is so bad

[compact knoll]

and its like worn out

so it has an exposed wire

and i dropped my spoon

[viral egret]

so because its raining so hard i cant hear anything

[compact knoll]

it touched the exposed wire

and blew the fuses in my house

[viral egret]

some mf

was full out digging in his ass and a cache

and i couldnt hear him

[ancient marsh]

Be careful, the rat that chews the wire in your apartment block might get hungry

[remote fox]

[compact knoll]

i almost got final destinationed

[viral egret]

and i was next to him aswell

[ancient marsh]

I think god believes you simply do not deserve to harness electricity

[remote fox]

I would have expected Xal to be the one to electrocute himself with a spoon.

[viral egret]

could be worse

[ancient marsh]

I'll spoon you

[native crypt]

thats God telling you to buy some electrical tape

[remote fox]

Big spoon

[compact knoll]

i do have some

i just cba to put it over

[ancient marsh]

Have fun with no electricity then you neanderthal chud

Go bang rocks together you yakubian ape

[compact knoll]

i have walked

i know you arent familiar with that concept

and turned the electricity back on

[soft coral]

HAHAAHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

More candle lit slop and monster dinners for this man

Order up

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

time for bartholomew the third again

[compact knoll]

order up the kfc big boy

[ancient marsh]

Bro I wish

But im trying to be conservative with my money

[compact knoll]

Вкусно и точка.

[ancient marsh]

So im just.eating home dinners

[ancient marsh]

Vkusnaya drochka

[compact knoll]

he forgets to mention he lives under the kfc

in the basement

[soft coral]

ok Benjamin Netanyahu

[ancient marsh]

I dread the idea

I actually dont like KFC

The quality went downhill

I have had zero issues with McDonalds

[ancient marsh]

What do tou mean by that

[soft coral]

nothing

[viral egret]

the opposite here

[soft coral]

dw about it

[viral egret]

mcdonalds is only getting shittier

and kfc is still decent

[ancient marsh]

Yeah KFC sandwiches suck ass now

They replaced like

Chicken breasts with chicken tenders in them

[viral egret]

bro i go to kfc to eat chicken not sandwich

the strips are still good

idk what they put ijn the garlic sauce but its also good

[ancient marsh]

The value goat cheeseburger they also replaced the breast, first with tenders, then with a mince nugget patty

I won't ever forgive them bro

That dhit was the goat

[viral egret]

gg

[soft coral]

Put the kfc and the watermelon in the bag lil bro

[viral egret]

put the job application in

[soft coral]

hey hey hey no need to make it personal

[viral egret]

ok i was wrong sag ak is good @stark torrent

2 kills with it

god damn

i think these 2 were teaming but idk theyre dead

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1474147792745136370/VID_20260219_125529_225.mp4?ex=6998ca9e&is=6997791e&hm=888592321d9990e4c57c83d0c490bce6d7a5cdeb0f8eaadf23439b098fc79a50&

[viral egret]

caramellised onions are fire

or whatevef theyre called

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[floral orbit]

he meant this

[viral egret]

@stark torrent bafta

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JE3awm-E4DQ

[soft coral]

"according to box now the closest delivery locker to X name of street is this one of other X name of street on the other side of town"
@keen sparrow

[calm pollen]

Boo womp

[soft coral]

who the fk is you

[calm pollen]

I'm here all the time

I'm serious Samus atm but normally I'm Tom

From that one David Bowie song

[compact knoll]

Bro thinks he is part of the gang

[pseudo storm]

What will be after Discord?

[little flame]

who the fuck is serious samus

[cyan garnet]

pve gaming

[little flame]

bro yappin

[little flame]

and who the fuck are you

these randoms man

[runic ruin]

_>

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

Iedy collecting the infinite stones

[viral egret]

pve player aswel

[hallow stream]

Fuck cares

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[hallow stream]

If you had this piece of ass game downloaded in the last 3 years you have holes in your brain

[viral egret]

the holes in my brain tell me to hate pve

[pliant thorn]

I like pve

[gritty python]

grown men getting emotional over what gamemode the other grown men are playing and not what jobs they work

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[stark torrent]

LVNDMARK posts video with MK 18 on labs where ppl tank 5 AP shots

BSG does survey

We really are in a cult of personality

well good cause im mostly positive TTK right now is fucked but i really cant say whats broken and whats not cause it has 15 million calculations - armor type , armor material , armor hitbox , soft armor , angle , did it pen 2 limbs , velocity and range , bullet pen , did it go thorugh a surface

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-bepiz-mujuinsta-GhoqzXgCI7xSZzx8BO

[ancient marsh]

let's just say

more than

[viral egret]

OOUSH

so thats the reward

[compact knoll]

They really just need to buff blunt damage

[hallow stream]

another ploy created by epstein

[hallow stream]

the holes in our brains prevent us from getting bitches

[compact knoll]

Emotional is crazy work considering what he did was veiledly called you a slur

[ancient marsh]

no, that's a terrible suggestion

proper suggestion: better ammo progression

best ammo for 556 off traders being 56a1 is awful

you should not be able to defeat good armor with shitty ammo easily

you should be able to get good ammo more easily

[stark torrent]

issue is armor tanking higher pen than the current armor

not the ammo progression

[ancient marsh]

buffed blunt damage = one shotting with ap-20 through class 5

[stark torrent]

issue is Korund tanking half a mag of m61

[ancient marsh]

yeah that seems to be a bug, not an intended mechanic

[compact knoll]

If you get hit 20 times by 855 thats not you

[ancient marsh]

armor worked normally before

[ancient marsh]

wut

[stark torrent]

but yeah at least for 5.45 and 5.56 i really dont see why its so unbalaned , like you can get better ammo for other guns than this

you can buy CBJ but not 55a1 and BP / BS

[soft coral]

god damn yapper mf shut yo bitchass up

[ancient marsh]

like mid-tier endgame ammo shouldnt be craft only

turbo meta ammo should be craft only

mid tier ammo should be trader unlocks

you should have SAA AP/995 on craft only

not unobtanium

[ancient marsh]

if iedy teamkills you, you can throw your bird across the room as punishment

[stark torrent]

he has 3 its fine

[ancient marsh]

the teamkill limit is 2

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

i think BS should be craftable and BP behind an expensive barter

[stark torrent]

they should also buff the damage of 5.45 / 5.56 by 1-2 points on all bullets

[little flame]

fuck no

or actually

maybe yeah

[stark torrent]

kinda sucks PPBS and SSAP cant 1 tap naked head at 70-80m

[ancient marsh]

it might obliterate the meta, since NL is IN right now, but the drawback is the NL explodes after 1 raid omE

[viral egret]

BP should be barterable again

or was it BS that was barterable

for tushonkas

[little flame]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

2 boxes of 30 per reset is honestly acceptable

it's really good ammo

[little flame]

yee

[ancient marsh]

60 per reset you will eventually get a lot of it if you play regularly

[stark torrent]

the humble 7N40

but at least you need to grind for that one

you get it at lvl 47

[ancient marsh]

yeahhhhh bp is craft only behind gendarmerie

[viral egret]

calibration

[stark torrent]

• dogshit quest

[little flame]

67

[ancient marsh]

but 7n40 behind calibration ez quest

calibration isnt even hard, genuinely

you do it by just playing the game

[little flame]

ye it just takes a while

its not difficult

[compact knoll]

Except it unlocks at what

Lvl 47?

[stark torrent]

they should just give you 40 pen ammo at lvl 4 traders end of story

[compact knoll]

So basically end wipe

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

like give BP and 55a1 to PK 4 and Prapor 4

[compact knoll]

While the bullet strugles with lvl 5

[little flame]

whats that

[viral egret]

M62 tracers should also be available at skier tbh

[ancient marsh]

end wipe THIS WIPE with reduced exp, usually it's like a week in

[viral egret]

skill tree

[little flame]

ah

[compact knoll]

"this wipe"

[ancient marsh]

the TTK is really quick still though

[compact knoll]

Its the last wope

No more wipes

[stark torrent]

that as well i love how they made m62 tracer not only dogshit but also FIR only

[viral egret]

what if i want to shoot like m80 with m62 right? get fucked because m62 is find ooonly

[little flame]

[viral egret]

both m62 (7.62) and the blackout variant are fir only no

[stark torrent]

i think yeah

[viral egret]

yeah its dumb

give m62 tracers to skier, both calibers, simple as that

[little flame]

m62 blackout is dogshit though

[stark torrent]

like lvl 4 traders having fucking nothing is such a joke

[viral egret]

better than fmj

[stark torrent]

why progress

[viral egret]

it has hopes to pierce class 4

[little flame]

if u dont have cbj dont run the gun

or early wipe its okay i guess but what 9x39 gun are u running

[viral egret]

mechanic being a expert gunsmith and ammosmith aparently should be able to like sell good ammo aswell

[little flame]

the dogshit vsk? fuck no

[viral egret]

he could have barters for idk bs at level4

[viral egret]

whar

9x39 guns suck unless u have sp-6

or bp

or anything to pen class 4

[little flame]

ah yes early wipe when everyone is running class 5

"early wipe its okay"

[stark torrent]

all guns suck now cause armor is bugged

[viral egret]

but wait

[little flame]

truege

truth nuke

[stark torrent]

doesnt matter what you use ppl will sometimes tank a mag of any shit

[viral egret]

yeah

[stark torrent]

happens on arena and main game

[viral egret]

the only solution is hitting heads

oh wait it can pas thru with no damage

[little flame]

[viral egret]

not even headshots work properly in this game

[little flame]

fuck is this emote

[hallow stream]

and no it isnt BSG

its unity engine being shit - nikita

[viral egret]

i mean

[hallow stream]

so we will be moving to unreal engine 5 with our next game because that engine is better

[viral egret]

to change the engine its not possible

unless they rewrite like a few million lines of spaghetti code

which takes ages

im sure russia 2028 or whatever the next game was named will be good

[hallow stream]

there is no such thing as shit engine
besides UE5
there is only shit developer
Unless you are nikita then its just shit engine good developer

[ancient marsh]

i think that's more of an issue than anything else TTK related

[compact knoll]

There are 100% shit engines

Yeah sure you can make them work, but if you need superhuman skills to do, its not viable is it

[stark torrent]

You also need to take account how many devs skilled in the said engine can you hire over the time if u wanna expand

UE 5 is standard nowadays but if you have your own made up engine like Halo Infinite did , yikes

they had to train ppl to learn the engine then they left before the game was out cause their contract or shit was up , they were mostly freelancers

so who is gonna go fix the bug of the old dev ?

[remote fox]

Most fights are decided on who gets a shot off first anyway.

[little flame]

ye