💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

@stark torrent coaie am dat ragebait top tier la fratimiu

nu cred ca o sa mai deranjeze acum

[stark torrent]

i-ai palit una ce drq

https://giphy.com/gifs/uma-umamusume-musume-SKdysdgW1zV5TzlAdw

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-gif-smoke-smoking-itsjadeyanh-jadeyanh-gif-17793382899878556565

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[viral egret]

m-am batut in joc cu el si s-a luat de mine

si a intrat in efect auto-aparare

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-kisses-gif-18235285159039178615

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055202730391642132/1149939409291067482/togif-2.gif

[blazing basin]

And they killd him for it

[little flame]

holy shit @viral egret

[viral egret]

booosh

keep them

im so powerful now

buit so weak at the same time

[little flame]

nice

[viral egret]

op weapon

horrible armor

i just finished mining for netherite so i can upgrade

i spent like 2 hours finding all the runes to make that weapon btw

[viral egret]

i need 4 wither kills

idk how the wither is

[stark torrent]

Oaking my shit rn

[fast garden]

they are massive

[viral egret]

what did the bus do

[glacial haven]

it's a short bus

[viral egret]

oh

shiit i thin i know how to skip to a op armor

[fast garden]

its not

you are however going to crash into it

[viral egret]

but GOD it is expensive

[glacial haven]

i am not talking about the actual length of the bus

[viral egret]

the state of how it will be after crashing into it at 470kmph

[fast garden]

4 inches is pretty big

[viral egret]

or whatever

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-baby-stupid-gif-16228439847622992457

[viral egret]

i need more netherite

raahh

[blazing basin]

How did you spend the 14th?

[glacial haven]

https://doc.rust-lang.org/rust-by-example/macros/designators.html
https://doc.rust-lang.org/rust-by-example/macros/overload.html
https://doc.rust-lang.org/rust-by-example/macros/repeat.html

[fast garden]

i choked my chicken like any other self respecting degenerate in this channel would

[viral egret]

generated money instead of wasting money

smart

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

i played tarkov like a retard

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/high-quality-X4Jvo8gslR6A8

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-weird-shocked-rowley-gif-16025411502294240739

[fast garden]

tarkov is actually a great way to stop shaking your stick

you instead want to kill yourself

[viral egret]

great way to get E.D. aswell

[blazing basin]

nice lmao

[viral egret]

raahh

i have to kkill blazes

[glacial haven]

rust macros and tokenization, pretty cool and makes repeated patterns easy to reimplement as a helper

very nice

[blazing basin]

Im sure it is

[viral egret]

try to install nvidia app on bros pc so i can update his drivers

app not supported by this hardware

literally gtx 1050ti

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

my man , that thing is ancient

[fast garden]

yea

ive been out to a bar one time

it was with coworkers

[viral egret]

he still needs drives updated

drivers

says theres support for it but aparently not

[stark torrent]

......OK AND

[glacial haven]

search for the gpu directly, nvidia experience is not the only way to get drivers

[fast garden]

and what

[viral egret]

alr

[stark torrent]

i thought it was a story idk

[fast garden]

yeah it wasnt that interesting

i got a little tipsy

[glacial haven]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/

[fast garden]

thats about it

not my kinda thing tbh

drinking in small groups sounds better to me

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

i had chrismtas dinners and even secret santa on my old workplace

faaawwkk that shit my man

[glacial haven]

the last time I went to an actual club was in Romania, that shit was miserable

[fast garden]

they were more club than bar but mostly bar

we kinda hopped between a couple places

one was country themed the other was generic SHAKE ASS NOW

and i mean there was some nice ass shaking and all but again its not for me

[stark torrent]

last time i went to the club i had fun but i was also drunk when i got there

i drank more and didnt throw up and die so it was good

[fast garden]

i had like 3 shots when we walked in the door

and two more later

[glacial haven]

We were in a group of 5, I went back to my apartment via Uber, one of the other people I was there with went with a girl to her apartment in Sector 5

[fast garden]

for a first time i thought i didnt do bad for myself at all

[glacial haven]

I did not expect that dude to come back alive

[fast garden]

made me sleepy as shit tho lol

[viral egret]

sector 5

[viral egret]

dont expect any o them to come back alive

to

[glacial haven]

The day after 2 of them went clubbing again but this time it ended a bit more catastrophic, one of them came back coke'd up and the other threw up in the Uber, throwing up all over his shoes and in his hat

One thing that was cool about the club tho, it had a false ceiling outside in the smoking area, meaning that it looked like it was night time when in reality it was already morning

[keen sparrow]

Coke is alright

no idea why it costs as much as it does

an 8-ball was like 100$ back when i tried it

only lasts like half an hour. your money would be better spent on a high end hooker

[fast garden]

i think id rather hit the off switch with weed atp man

just being real

[keen sparrow]

Weed was a weird one for me

always makes/made me paranoid af if my tolerance was low

but if i smoked regularly it made me want to take a nap

[winged mica]

AI generated Driver

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

yeah i was in nappy mode the whole time

that was a fun weekish

[glacial haven]

I know it's some sort of cliché of software developers smoking weed but I never got the appeal

[keen sparrow]

the balls on that man to just non-chalantly pick up the dog while it was still barking, holy fuck https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gx1VuE93GbU

[glacial haven]

I tried it, several times, different strains as well but I couldn't tell you which strains specifically because they always had some retarded name

[keen sparrow]

'Indica" or "Sativa"

yeah they are retarded

I was actually very anti-weed-legalisation

or rather, legalistation for recreational use

[glacial haven]

I think it was mostly sativa but they always had some stupid names containing OG or whatever

[keen sparrow]

sounds like a retarded boomer stance to have, but as someone that was homeless, i had a good reason.

as long as it stayed illegal, homeless people had a relatively safe and effective way to make some money on the side

once it became legal, it became easier to get, the price plummeted

[native crypt]

my favorite strain i saw in real life was named "cheetah piss"

[keen sparrow]

AK47 and Sour Diesel were my favourites

Schedule 1 doesn't have that name generation shit for no reason, lol it really do be like that

[glacial haven]

That's the interesting part in Germany now, you could theoretically have a plant somewhere, water it and smoke as long as you stay within the set up guidelines

Like not in proximity of schools, not in public areas etc.

[keen sparrow]

yeah, kids don't need to be smelling that stank

[viral egret]

og granny blaster 45 sativa mix

[keen sparrow]

shit fucking reeks of either skunk or lemon-grgass

[glacial haven]

Before the legalisation, we had a different way of handling it, you were allowed to have it ingested but not carry it with you, so if you smoked right before a check-up, nothing would happen to you but don't even think about carrying 1g with you

[viral egret]

damn

[glacial haven]

I also tried CBD because that was always legal in Germany

[viral egret]

i have relatives in the netherlands and afaik werds legal there no

under 5g

[glacial haven]

But it did nothing, it has all of the downsides of weed (taste, dry mouth and cough) but none of the THC effects

[glacial haven]

The netherlands is an entirely different wild story

[viral egret]

has to be

when weeds legal anything can be wild for good or for bad

[glacial haven]

There's plants producing pills and whatnot but only in certain regions or cities if I remember correctly?

[viral egret]

i think in amsterdam or so

[fast garden]

the strong skunk smell is the worst man

[glacial haven]

Or it's not? It's one of those kinda things that I am not 100% certain about but it would make sense if it were true

There was a legal lsd shop in Germany once btw.

[viral egret]

out of all things

lsd

[glacial haven]

The owner of it sold a derivative called 1CP LSD, which apparently wasn't covered by our drug administration at the time

Needless to say, he is now schizophrenic

[viral egret]

tweaker central

[glacial haven]

Like actually schizophrenic

[viral egret]

damn

[glacial haven]

Carl Philipp Trump the dude was called

[viral egret]

makes sense

anyone with the last name ,,trump" ends up being schizo or something

[glacial haven]

The worst part about this is, it was deemed a research chemical, so he was able to sell it to anyone and everyone at the time

Without requiring age verification

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tgUrqY6yuSo?si=Lfwx8av5fekD8BAW

[gritty python]

“Free research to rewire your brain chemistry :)”

[winged mica]

Tarkin seems to have some beef w this dude

[gritty python]

[winged mica]

Like most of his videos have to have something to do with the Lightkeeper

[glacial haven]

Each customer is deemed a researcher: 1CP-LSD is deemed a "Research Chemical", meaning each customer has to create their own experience. He recommends to his customers to not ingest the chemical "without any precaution". The customers that visit his store directly, are advised on the potency of the drug. Does he at least ask if the customers are legal adults? "I don't have to", he says.

[gritty python]

idk having done enough lightkeeper tasks i understand his hatred

[glacial haven]

This didn't happen in 2008 or something, this happened in 2021 lmao

[fast garden]

"i dont have to"

based

[blazing basin]

This is NOT what Terence McKenna wanted 🥀

[keen sparrow]

love the cat and mouse of pharmaceuticals

your product get regulated?

just change one molecule!

[fast garden]

its peak man

[gritty python]

“Doctors hate him for this one trick” ass interaction

[blazing basin]

Delta-8

[glacial haven]

Well, they now started being more broad as well on the laws to ensure something like this can't happen as easily anymore

[fast garden]

have hair loss

get perscribed medication

[glacial haven]

But there is still derivatives that go under the radar

[fast garden]

its actually penis enlargement pills

win

[gritty python]

task failed successfully

[fast garden]

they happen to actually be interchangeable

finasteride? iirc

[viral egret]

this reminds me

[glacial haven]

Every time I read "penis enlargment pills" I always have to think back to Alan Harper in Two and a half men, with him taking some chinese pills that were supposed to give him hair growth but instead he got face swelling, some sort of pox and his hair fell out

[viral egret]

of pennywise being in a sewer drain thing

asking someone if he wants to buy penis enlargement pills

and the guy throws a bomb in it

[glacial haven]

Man do I miss Two and a half men

Well, with Charlie Sheen at least

[gritty python]

that intro quartet will be ingrained in my brain for eons to come

it’s only for a word but it is recognizable instantly

[glacial haven]

The Charlie Sheen documentary had that intro

Nearly had a tear roll down my face

[gritty python]

that and magnum pi

stuck in my brain from childhood

[glacial haven]

But that dude has to be bathing in some sort of blood each evening, he aged really fucking well for the fact that he took that many drugs

[native crypt]

its because he got that shaman wisdom from it

[glacial haven]

WINNING 🗣️

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow new bangin tunes

[cyan garnet]

No bush since george w

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/sickdegenerate/status/2023599995719688397

SICKDEGENERATE 🦒 (@sickdegenerate)

Thanks @AirwingMarine for the free money!

Always knew you were a racist!!!

https://t.co/MknrdGPYdS

X · Feb 17, 2026, 3:26 AM

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @little flame

OH NOOOO CLIP UNAVAILABLE

https://tenor.com/view/serious-smile-sam-meme-gif-12409025

@compact knoll airwing:

"Sup you NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn"

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1472977119620370666/YTDown.com_YouTube_Officer-Maggot_Media_5g-nniO1WN4_001_1080p_-_Trim.mp4?ex=69953117&is=6993df97&hm=3c325a6b6de1d3d5ca8b3a2a48b0585e4febb63907a552b5ea3f8d18e7276fa7&

[ancient marsh]

so sad the clip isnt up

guys what would you do if airwingmarine started stream and he was wearing a durag

someone in chat was like "why are you wearing a durag"

and he takes it off to reveal the CRISPIEST Norman Osborne waves

if this was his haircut, would you let him say the n word?

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AxCp-4TC0bw?si=mKKBeIurD2pawV81

Legendary loot

[short cove]

Ain't no way, waste water lifting.

[soft coral]

??????? @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[short cove]

Bro wird 90% seiner forschungs ergebnisse von hauptschülern bekommen

[stark torrent]

What am i waking up to

[stark torrent]

Bro it thought is just a picture of a wall or shit

Sir where is the world

[soft coral]

Render distance set to 2 chunks

[stark torrent]

RAM crisis makes the Earth not load gg thanks Elon

[compact knoll]

bro wakes up to school later than i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFx042dw16Q @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

Unc following the herd

[compact knoll]

yeah split the playerbase in half once more

that will be good for the loading times

[stark torrent]

fucking hell

[remote fox]

Wait, is it about giving BSG your ID?

[stark torrent]

BSG giving this company your ID they collab

[remote fox]

Uhh...

No thanks.

[stark torrent]

so if they get caught cheating they ban them forever , as if cheaters cant get accounts left and right

its nothing

[compact knoll]

damn cant downbote

[stark torrent]

Yeah and Nikita said they dont have any plans to collab with them in the last podcast or whatever

[stark torrent]

and if BSG doesnt want , it wont happen , always been like this , ppl can cry about it how they want

[compact knoll]

guy would get probed by niita himself

[stark torrent]

damn thats a crazy cuck comment wtf

[compact knoll]

huh

another moment

does it split the flea market too?

if it doesnt, then there is no reason for cheaters to ever give their ID

if it does then the flea market is dead for PID players

[stark torrent]

no, its hould be one ID per hardware or whatver technically

basically you give your personal PC data or idk and if they get banned then they shouldnt use Tarkov on that account ever again

that would be the idea but i dont think its that simple

[compact knoll]

its optional

supposed to be

[stark torrent]

yeah well then what would be the point

the cheater will not accept it

[remote fox]

Don't they already give hardware bans?

[compact knoll]

they are easy to spoof

[stark torrent]

allegedly but fuck me if it looks like that

[compact knoll]

yeah than why would you do it

dont do it

farm money on cheater servers

sell to actual players

rmt the money

[stark torrent]

yeah like it changes nothing thats why i called it copium

if the devs themselves didnt implement actual failsafes for their own game since they have the code and acess to the values and shit that can be cheated

no 3rd party random shit will fix that

cheaters in this game are permanent , thats how it is

king gg

a better idea would be if BSG would actually give you some good money or your kit back if u died to a cheater

at least ABI gives you like 1-2 mil per cheater banned

and Arc Raiders your whole kit back

right now best way to avoid cheaters is to not play labs in weekend and if u run into multiple cheaters on the same servers , change them

[little flame]

just roke up

[stark torrent]

if only i could have the power to mute alle for 67 days

[little flame]

yap

how ru

iedy

[stark torrent]

im making breakfast

you

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @keen sparrow @glacial haven

he is basically softlocked , doesnt get the quest to advance the "story" so he cant unlock anything

insane gg

[little flame]

just got some breakfast yurrrr

[cyan garnet]

To avoid chinas greatest pvpers dont go labs or interchink

Shrimpels

[stark torrent]

night interchange

🧧

+10 yuan in your account for every Killa kill

[cyan garnet]

Beamed crossmap on spawn by wuxiao642

[cyan garnet]

Imagine giving russian malware company known as bsg your id

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

Classic Gordon Freeman clip

Gonna pass this clip + image down to my adopted African children

[stark torrent]

your son Jabari will be a great Russian

[ancient marsh]

ltg can you do this
does it
it also involves an elaborate rape fantasy
"don't ever ask me to do anything again, get that ass banned"

What is wrong with him

[ancient marsh]

Ivanquavious

[winged mica]

What in the bump fire SVD

[gritty python]

spectre spotted, that gun will not be keeping that

most thrown away optic on the market

[stark torrent]

its not a spectre

i think

unless thats an eyecup

yeah irl that thing is kinda shit

[gritty python]

worst sight picture of anything i have used to date

[winged mica]

Its a blinder

[winged mica]

To be fair

[gritty python]

and the eye relief is fucking 🤮

[winged mica]

If they sold it off to civilians for like less than 700

Then yes ppl might buy them

[gritty python]

oh i know, it was a genius money grab

[winged mica]

But ot is 1.7k

[gritty python]

i’m still allowed to shit on it

[winged mica]

At that point just get a Trijicon Acog

[gritty python]

^^^^^^

[winged mica]

1500 allows you to get an ACOG and an optic to mount on the ACOG

Boom

U got a 4 to 1

[gritty python]

There’s a reason trij is used by most militaries in the world

if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[winged mica]

Shit is so expensive to replace the fiber optic once its expired

But dont have to worry about it for years

[gritty python]

comparatively the maintenance is so small

[winged mica]

I can buy a new ACOG for like discount but like

I dont see the need for one

[viral egret]

1.5-6x spectre dr

i think

[viral egret]

@little flame if you think of fighting the wither good luck wtf is this bullshit

36k hp

apparently, idk if xal said but all bosses SPAWN with special effects

[little flame]

lmao

[soft coral]

ADMIN HES DOING IT BACKWARDS

[soft coral]

see idk if its me but this shit looks so out of place for hte world of skyrim
@keen sparrow

love the clipboard not copying the correct shit

looks too....polished and perfect

[little flame]

yoo lets go

[soft coral]

bro what are these hero siege items

mf about to make a runeword

Qo Xi ber type shit

also alle update is scheduled for april

[little flame]

when is hero siege new season bruh

[little flame]

fuck sake

[soft coral]

well

the february date was never concrete

they THOUGHT they will get it done by feb but couldn't

however april isn't that much of a delay

it is a massive update after all

I think one of the biggest in the game's history

[little flame]

sick

ill have a month to play poe thats perfect

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

GIVE ME THAT MOONSHINE

CRYON, GET HER

[little flame]

why is artjom in vc with cam on

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318290555863699579/1470513915799539834/gay.gif

[stark torrent]

Make ur bed man

[soft coral]

Bro

holy empty shelves man

[compact knoll]

Maybe before i go to bed

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/broke-no-2

[hallow stream]

the shelves are the decoration

[soft coral]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1806840/100_hidden_frogs/ @little flame

Steam

100 hidden frogs

Art by Аnatoliy Loginovskikh
Important information

• Press "N" for night mode.
  • Press "Del" then "Esc" to reset all achievements.…

extremely peak game

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @little flame @hallow stream @stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden

[little flame]

td1 6/10 setup 2/8

not bad

[viral egret]

setup is fun

[gritty python]

break action mosin + some magnum fuckshot

[compact knoll]

no

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

[viral egret]

i had fun with it

but im never using a shotgun again

[little flame]

setup is fun

its ez

[viral egret]

yeah the only time ill ever use shotgun

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/m8zsvyfCGsjAQon6k?invite=cr-MSxjbW0sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

havent used the shotgun to kill a pmc yet

only mp18

7/10 td1

[stark torrent]

Xal has a ton of those masks in his drawer

[ancient marsh]

watch it

🖐🏿

hold your horses

[compact knoll]

except when you get a competent enemy

[little flame]

true

thats why u play nae

lmaoo

[ancient marsh]

when i played na i was utterly unimpressed

[little flame]

they're unironically so bad

[viral egret]

just bomb them

[compact knoll]

then you dont get the kill

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-monkey-with-drone

[viral egret]

but you live and have the chance to get the next

also make them flush out of cover

[stark torrent]

how to finish setup

1. as wearly in the wipe as you can

2. use AP 20

3. Camp dorms or ref building or flare extract

[little flame]

"wearly"

🥀

im using ps and piranha

absolute diabolical blunt rotation

piranha is so fucking bad

[viral egret]

stronghold best camp

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/m8Auy5h6NlEM6-fLd?invite=cr-MSxFQ2csMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

smile

good game

i cant play with m80 bro

[stark torrent]

good shots but fuck me that was cringe

43 pen

dogshit

[little flame]

idk

its unplayable

na names are fucking vile

makes me sick

[viral egret]

bro what is this bullshit

@ancient marsh normal zombie

level 1

with some bullshit special effect

instakills me (5 rows of armor 3 rows of health)

what the fuck

are breach gems just fucked

[keen sparrow]

yeah, not grimy enough

[keen sparrow]

Imagine doing like.. 700 raids just to be told 'no.'

[stark torrent]

imagine not being one of the top streamers that makes good money from playing this shit at least

[soft coral]

gonna fight a fucking door

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/p7KB5NeDvRo?si=vcxMPX9Odj4OMk68

tf is dis

[glacial haven]

you know it's either pre-rendered or made in garry's mod because there's no stutters

[floral orbit]

they will optimize the game by 2050

Nikita said abi was a cheap copy but the cheap copy runs better

[stark torrent]

Nikita gurgles cock

2 months of fixes btw after 1.0

game is more broken than release

[glacial haven]

they will defeat cheaters by 2035 by implementing a functionality to halve your framerate, that way any ESP or chams would simply make your game lag way too much

[stark torrent]

Quests still dont update , ppl get softlocked , prestige is bugged

Fuck them

[glacial haven]

they are thinking ahead by applying lobotomy strategies

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

nah he shot him in the torso , even so those cardbord thinks shouldnt stop any bullet , not even 9mm

but the game is flawed

[glacial haven]

fun fact: many of the buses in tarkov have the wrong label for the glass, meaning that it's theoretically a "wall" and AI can not see you through it

[soft coral]

like a 1 way mirror

[viral egret]

cars too

terminal showed us that

[stark torrent]

Yep , me and Artyom using our invisibility shield ( the truck and bus glass ) to kill the instakill machines ( Black Division )

[soft coral]

it kinda makes sense if the glass is opaque or matter or something in which case yeah youre not seeing shit through it
but through glass thats transparent theyshould be able to see you

[viral egret]

????

same potions btw

oh thats why

[glacial haven]

another fun fact: some doors are less penetrable than literal concrete walls, some are not penetrable at all because the chance is too low

[soft coral]

wtf is this shit

man I can't wait for hte backtracking

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven

Shout back to ivan getting head eyes through the bus

[glacial haven]

It would make sense if it weren't for the fact that it's likely a mistake made by the map designer

[stark torrent]

you can see the impact of the bullet going through the bus

[glacial haven]

For example, some courtyard fences are also labelled a wall, meaning AI can not see you through it either

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

must've been that 1 way glass

not my fault

[viral egret]

i think this is the clip idk

same energy

[soft coral]

A- 🗣️

[viral egret]

idk from whos pov it was

[stark torrent]

very immersive , you get headshotted you die irl for a bit

[glacial haven]

Tarkov generally has a wild setup for many things

For example light switches, they are labelled completely different than any other object in Tarkov for whatever reason, probably because they were an afterthought

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @viral egret @keen sparrow @glacial haven holy shit i figured it out

The reason some people "spawn a bit early" on terminal and get to block the door

is because SAVIOUR ENDING has a longer cutscene because they also take the evidence crate from you compared to the other endings which are the same and faster ( cause u have no container for the soldiers to search you )

[glacial haven]

Meaning you have like 70 - 80 interactable objects on Customs which you will never interact with but they are there

[stark torrent]

because of those extra few seconds, the others get to move their character while you are still in the cutscene

and they block the door

[viral egret]

when i do terminal with xal he will block the door and i can get the gun to shoot the guy

he's proficient at blocking doors

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

bro your ass is never getting to terminal

[viral egret]

involuntarily

[viral egret]

true

im going for 1mil usd

fate already sealed

[compact knoll]

saviour is easier

[viral egret]

good enchanting table

like 80 xp per enchant

and i get this bullshit

[compact knoll]

jesus christ

i think thats most of my friendlist

[glacial haven]

I would like to say that I am surprised that there is no synchronisation between the cutscenes on Terminal but that would be a lie

[compact knoll]

bruh its literally half of my friendlist

[viral egret]

oh well

[glacial haven]

what game is that?

[compact knoll]

barotrauma

[glacial haven]

well then it's understandable

the game is pretty good

[compact knoll]

20 for war thunder

[glacial haven]

also makes sense, the game is pretty dogshit

[compact knoll]

terraria is pretty high up there

[glacial haven]

it's like tarkov without RMT but instead you give money directly to the company (give me money, the game)

[viral egret]

i KEEP getting projectile protection 8

speed please

[glacial haven]

look at it from this perspective, it keeps you safe if you ever get dragged on the island 2.0

[viral egret]

no it wont

they take your armor off wwhen you enter the island

it just vanishes

[glacial haven]

add curse of binding and kill yourself

[viral egret]

hitting that hasan piker

[stark torrent]

Yea War Thunder is completely dogshit now

0 innovation

[stark torrent]

17 pay to win premium reskins

[viral egret]

they dont get them classified leaks no more

[glacial haven]

if you want innovation, send another leaked tank documentation and blueprint to their support email (they always appreciate the help)

[stark torrent]

thats it thats the update

@glacial haven

[glacial haven]

i always keep the window in my bedroom open the entire time in the winter, i like the feeling of slowly warming up under the covers

[stark torrent]

real

[glacial haven]

in germany we do it for air circulation in the rooms, in romania you do it to get rid of the lingering depression in the room

[viral egret]

or alcohol smell

[compact knoll]

By letting in the lingering depression from the outside?

[stark torrent]

uhuh open window

construction noises

Gypsy screams

car horns and bikes

my neighbour cursing the jews and the gypsies

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh enchanting table is so bad

bro i give up getting protection ill just get blast protection

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit @little flame @viral egret tarkov?

[stark torrent]

5 man again ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/side-eye-the-boys-smittymoocow-bXdUn1pnjcMpgKnaLk

[ancient marsh]

just how you like it

[viral egret]

yeah sure

[ancient marsh]

like mother like son

[ancient marsh]

lets get some more peeps to join

[stark torrent]

your mother had surgery so imma be nice

[ancient marsh]

thank you

[viral egret]

in a desperate need for unbreaking books

[compact knoll]

The entire covenant pinning him down

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

[glacial haven]

I would imagine it's like water pressure, you open the window to equal it out again

[compact knoll]

Ripping his clothes and his boxers

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-shake-emoji-cheeks-ass-booty-gif-15627787983746792470

[little flame]

sure

gimme a few gonna get food

[glacial haven]

the lion getting ready to touch the small dog:

[viral egret]

how am i so blind

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret thank god netherite doesn't burn

almost threw away 182 scrap

[viral egret]

tf

damn

[stark torrent]

sir thats a tiger

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-baby-stupid-gif-16228439847622992457

[remote fox]

That's how you get someone to climb in to steal your shit.

[ancient marsh]

GET THAT TRACKSUIT OFF

SLAPS RED REBEL ON LEFT ASS CHEEK, RIGHT ASSCHEEK

[glacial haven]

i hope you get double clutched by tyrone and tyrell in your tarkov raids

touching tips through the stomach

[glacial haven]

in romania, your ownership of everything is bound to a time window anyways

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

i'll never understand shooting with both eyes open just to cover one eye with a plastic flap that probably costs 300$

[hallow stream]

just be like the turkish shooter

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

come tarkov

[ancient marsh]

THATS PISS BRO

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

[hallow stream]

and the roadmap is just smeared with shit

made quests harder
havent fixed any softlock quest bugs
new Nikita dicksucker edition 2000 euro tax not included

[little flame]

make tarkov great again

[stark torrent]

Audio cut to freeze bug
Loading back into raid after disconnect takes longer than finding a new game
Loading out of raid takes longer than alt f4 then joining back in
Infinite looting rigs bug
Overall damage with armor and shit inconsistent and the out of raid stat screen is completely bugged and irrelevant
Restart the game to get your crafts form main quest
Getting softlocked a lot by not having slots or whatever the fuck for the quest , making quest obj as complete but not recieving the item to continue ( like armored case )
Using the gym then going in raid sometimes gives you no XP on STR / END for the first raid or two
DLSS still not officially fixed
Prestige bugs out rn in numerous ways
Still cant sell / delete main quest item duplicates like the RFID keycards and shit
Terminal guards still shoot you at the Railway Extract
Overall unbalanced traders and quests
Fucking party queue UI can still bug out a lot
Matching times are shit
EOD Clothes and armband
BTR Questline and LK quests do not immediately unlock the barters / rewards
Grenades bounce in a weird way and on surfaces still
Therapist turns into The Rapist ( you get softlocked in the heal screen and u have to restart game )

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946292698510426172/1473379183563636859/latest-es6-news-v0-fv4hdhi8jpjg1.png?ex=6995fecb&is=6994ad4b&hm=0ab2548e7798e03384e7ef0c0ee738512d3508b62848561fb677d96e10bd2850&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1025&height=1294

[soft coral]

Must be nice to play a complete piece of shit

2 ice cubes and some jager
@stark torrent

another W for the unemployed

[keen sparrow]

Which version?

[keen sparrow]

Couldn’t be me

Maybe if the game didn’t have 32,000 MongoIDs they could find the what is locking traders up in less than a year

[little flame]

@stark torrent gotta chill cant say that in vc

they got to u

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/0s4DpRTZenw?si=pnipPa11UcCa4Rye
@keen sparrow

mmm doors

[soft coral]

bro breaking geneva convention rules again

typical

[soft coral]

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fk looking outside we check the weather using xela

[soft coral]

lowkey
started loving doom
@keen sparrow

shit is amazing

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/m8EgIAo8FvkN8shZL?invite=cr-MSxoNk8sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

fucking elephant scared the shit out of me

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHHHAS

it scared me too wtf

[little flame]

its so loud

holy shit

so random too

LMAOO

[viral egret]

lmfao

this is the gatekeeper boss hm

and hes always infernal too

wither gets harder as you kill him more

11k hp wither

(the one i killed had 26k)

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/J-DqGCW7HK0?si=tq7G_NvY3CJkC0kG

[viral egret]

FUUCK

GOLDEN ROBE WITHER TOO

@ancient marsh talm bout some weak withers and the golden robe wither joins in

[hollow patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

so when is he sposed to die

[soft coral]

how much hp does the wither have again?

[viral egret]

300 normally

normally

[viral egret]

wasnt hard to beat

only almost killed me twice

[soft coral]

holy fuck youre slow

[viral egret]

didnt get the 67 joke'

cause my brain isnt mush yet

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent @soft coral https://youtube.com/shorts/I_iJuQp7bIA?si=MsmOy8_iFUFnk_uf

[soft coral]

mom bathing u be like

[viral egret]

bosh

[hollow patrol]

sorry im going off normal minecraft standards, you usually dont kill something that has 67271 hp

i know youre modded to shit tho

[keen sparrow]

💣 tarkov-released Tarkov Anonymous Minecraft Edition

[viral egret]

bro this is bullshit

[viral egret]

the ender dragon has less hp

than the wither

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1451923472170090507/Rich_Millionaire_BOMBOCLAT.mp4?ex=6995b91b&is=6994679b&hm=aa497bd94c3f3a22378e4515a4420ee78f9e42aa06d0858b76f4e8e911d28df7&
@keen sparrow

@stark torrent

[remote fox]

Says the man doing Doom let's plays in Tarkov chat.

[soft coral]

Yeah because doom is awesome

[keen sparrow]

Bombaclat

Lmaooooo right as i typed it

https://youtube.com/shorts/p7KB5NeDvRo

[gritty python]

i’m still slowly doing my saviour ending

just waiting for final hash card craft

then i can wash my hands of this game

go back to playing gamma

[viral egret]

boooshh @ancient marsh @little flame

[gritty python]

i can taste it

[winged mica]

Near the end?

[gritty python]

that is the keycard to enter terminal

just need to go do it now

can't wait

7hr43 per attempt

how i feel planning this shit

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHmroExhOd0

[glacial haven]

what happened to togi 🥀

[fast garden]

the belch killed me

[hallow stream]

Someone shits blue it seems

[viral egret]

sleep peacefully wake up to eas alert

[fast garden]

was that

[fast garden]

ahh

[winged mica]

Anticitizen

[short cove]

@stark torrent did you hit the diamonds yet?

[stark torrent]

Yes , then i fell in a pit of dogshit , got up , mined again , found diamonds again , fell into lava and so on

now i feel like i am mining forever there is nothing at the end no more

[short cove]

Self built mp5 but no frt?

Bros slackmaxing

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[short cove]

Is bro rocking a big g3

Even abi got ts

[stark torrent]

yeah but nobody uses it

abi has 3 guns that ppl use thats it

[cyan garnet]

This retard

[gritty python]

3000 years,

[winged mica]

mashallah

why is that thing so big

[ancient marsh]

4-5 minutes eu

Time between pressing queue and being in

[ancient marsh]

Because he's small

Thats how it would look like if you gave @compact knoll a g3

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1N24B5xHQEBUmnEpH2jLsi?si=BQD2wTswQcKlCtRr5Dsapw
@keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

Thats cause of poor balancing

One thing that sucked on abi was the pricing

Maxing traders doesnt really do that much

Like in eft you max traders you easily cut like 100k off a meta gun build

In abi every gun part that is good is expensive on flea and even more expensive on traders

They should rebalance it

Tarkov does it better

[stark torrent]

and ammo as well ammo was like easily a few hundred K

m61 and SNB was like 5k a round ot shit but it also 1 tapped

[ancient marsh]

Makes sense personally because abi has old tarkov flea

Everything there and no restrictions

Tarkov was the same

Same pricing too

Every lab player had m61

[stark torrent]

Sad news today

[ancient marsh]

No fuel + no worky solar?

No fucking fuel man ggs

[stark torrent]

a tough blow to the working marine

they never cared for the vets man

[ancient marsh]

They turned off awms solar power cause he said the n word I can't

They cancelled him

[ancient marsh]

Airwing calculating the estimated time his gen should die

[ancient marsh]

I can craft ts but the crafting recipes are so convoluted

I almost died of boredom crafting the frostfang

Is there any way to like favorite stuff in justenoughitems

The ui where you look up item recipes

[gritty python]

yeah i think jei has a system for it

should be able to save certain recipes to the left

[viral egret]

its insane

[viral egret]

should be

but cant

cause i5s some extra mod

[stark torrent]

No seasonal characters king gg dogshit

[viral egret]

maybe this is the seasonal characters shit they want to do

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-breaking-bad-hank-schrader-meme-realization-gif-23828128

[stark torrent]

nah those are just outfits , most likely paid shit

this roadmap is nothingburger

by the time they fix DLSS 4.5 we gonna have DLSS 5.0

[viral egret]

gg

bro

even with fallen lord armor i cant kill ignited revenants

[cyan garnet]

Cant even fix dlss

gg

Cant win with these retards

[viral egret]

nvm it owrks here too @ancient marsh i thinkk rightclick any recipe

or smth

[ancient marsh]

Was told a burger is coming and all I got was buns

[little flame]

buh

[viral egret]

@stark torrent mom went to work and couldnt park anywhere gg

insane amounts of snow

[little flame]

gg

[fast garden]

New boss?

Single most interesting thing there

Because iedy is right about DLSS

Vegetation rework is either gonna be huge or horrible

[viral egret]

bro

i cant even fight a skeleton he calls in thor and tazees me dead

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @little flame infernal mobs can drop socketing sigils

but its the rarest drop

[stark torrent]

PvE prestige

[winged mica]

LETS GOOOO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-andrew-andrew-andrew-of-york-royals-royal-family-gif-24267541

[ancient marsh]

yes guys culling and bushes are the performance issues

if grass was a little more optimized, streets would run well, especially in an open world map

fucking kill me

@stark torrent can u post that reddit thread

i wanna see if that guy is a PvEtard

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1r82evy/comment/o61r4ku/?context=3

[hallow stream]

translation of what DweebInFlames said: Im a fucking retard

[viral egret]

dont think hes a pvetard but hes reommending it to others

[stark torrent]

he is retarded

[viral egret]

yeah that is

atleast he plays live (?)

[stark torrent]

Yes bro i love walking in random directions with no purpose to admire the same wall texture and 3 blue cars on the street

[hallow stream]

Yes man we should make every apartment in streets walkable in just so you can walk in, find nothing, walk out

I feel bad for the mother that has birthed this "being"

[viral egret]

and get shot by a guy in the window on the 67th floor

[ancient marsh]

can't wait to be sniped out of a window by fucking roof koreans

what a retard

i read his post history

he's a larp tard

cagtard

type

[stark torrent]

the 35 trash pile textures on apartment 67 B lowering your FPS by 15 :

[ancient marsh]

posting about guns and jacking into his own mouth

[stark torrent]

fuck you motherfucker

[viral egret]

execute thatt guy

woods best map

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fAnEODSJe9GlMHPjJR

i'm coming after him

[viral egret]

you know what'd be funny @ancient marsh @stark torrent

if he'd be in this discord

[ancient marsh]

i'd spit in his mouth

[viral egret]

bro how is th frostfang better than my main weapon

whyd i make the nightfall

[remote fox]

"You are looking at the wall texture and I'm already behind you"

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ragebait-core-absolute-vN7rfEQjNgGWVNrl4n

[hallow stream]

he doesn't know abt 2017 tarkov or whenever the fuck it first released

watching people with 0 inertia instant heals jumping around corners on factory

[stark torrent]

ah i see man this guy is a larper

look at his post history

he is 100% pve-er

[viral egret]

i tried to use the ability and i got fucking earraped

[stark torrent]

m320 yes another 20kg -35 ergo gun that you cant move

nvm is the GL that does the same thing as the one we have in the game

[viral egret]

fuck frostfang abilioty

[compact knoll]

Yo guys get on tarkov

[ancient marsh]

you know it's not artem cause no pizza or a monitor from 2005 is in view

[compact knoll]

No longer 2005 monitor

Honestly maybe i should get it repaired and have it as a second one

[ancient marsh]

ah we advanced to 2016

[stark torrent]

just scrap it man and use it to make urself a generator or shit like in fallout

[viral egret]

bro what

-11

[compact knoll]

Im going to lock you in a cage and make you spin bicycle pedals to produce electricity

[viral egret]

raah i need to kill the warden

[next temple]

roblox, 2 keyboard, 2 monitors and a vape

ye this guy is a predator

[compact knoll]

I'm guessimg at least 3 terrabytes

[viral egret]

wtf

@ancient marsh with frostfang i can facetank warden

[stark torrent]

how is roblox still a thing

[viral egret]

8k dmg in 1 swing too

[viral egret]

good question

[next temple]

Roblox's net worth is larger than ubisoft

and EA

[stark torrent]

Yes, as of early 2026, Roblox Corporation’s market capitalization (net worth) is generally higher than or comparable to Electronic Arts (EA) and significantly higher than Ubisoft. Roblox's valuation often exceeds
billion, while EA sits around
billion and Ubisoft is valued significantly lower.

we lost

Epstein secretly invested in Roblox

[next temple]

Epstein actually did more serious shit than that

[viral egret]

"true believer"

[next temple]

he was fucking

[ancient marsh]

btw this guy is on reddit all fucking day

[next temple]

DOING BLACK MARKET WEAPONS TRADE

[ancient marsh]

i scrolled for like 5 minutes and only got to day 3

just saying

[next temple]

supplying african paramilitaries and shit

[stark torrent]

it is his post history is literally him jerking off at what tarkov would be if they added all the shit he wanted

[glacial haven]

@ancient marsh did you see what went down at some party on the 16th and 17th? Some dude called DeenTheGreat got his shit slapped in for making moves on someone's wife in front of him and then a day later told someone he'd knock him out for a clip, getting knocked out in the process lmao

[ancient marsh]

tarkov would be so good if they added all the cag larp attachments i like

i need 70 more AK gas tubes

fucking off yourself

[ancient marsh]

i have no idea who that is

[glacial haven]

https://fixvx.com/HappyPunch/status/2023642318754988184
https://fixvx.com/Kick_Champ/status/2024007070677176718

Happy Punch (@HappyPunch)

Powerlifter Larry Wheels just slapped boxer Deen The Great for disrespecting his wife 😳

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 17, 2026, 6:15 AM

KickChamp👑 (@Kick_Champ)

DeenTheGreat just got ROCKED by Rampage Jackson's manager and former MMA fighter Tiki Ghosn for threatening to slap him 😳

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 18, 2026, 6:24 AM

[glacial haven]

Happened at some party that Rampage was at

[next temple]

What kind of balls do you need to go against larry fucking wheels

[glacial haven]

He blames alcohol apparently

And that it was "Him against the world"

[next temple]

Even with alcohol i would think twice before messing with a mf' who held several world weightlifting records

also holy fuck that was a MEATY slap

[glacial haven]

The fact that he has to look up to look the dude in the face should've been more than enough of warning to not do anything stupid

[ancient marsh]

bro

[glacial haven]

Now he's getting ripped to shreds by pretty much everyone

[ancient marsh]

out of ALL the places to pick a fight

you go to an event

with Larry Wheels

a GIGANTIC body builder

and Rampage Jackson

a person who just hopes for someone to try him so he can legally get a kill

[glacial haven]

Which is apparently the most friendly dude if you just talk to him btw.

[compact knoll]

Huge news for the unemployed

[ancient marsh]

while that guy is standing at a proud 4 foot 7

[stark torrent]

thats a nice thing to write on your tombstone i guess

was drunk when he was killed

[ancient marsh]

also

what a bitch

[glacial haven]

Just because some bald ass fucker with a fpv drone took out your power grid, doesn't mean that no one else sees shit like that in the news

[ancient marsh]

"you're not gonna sneak me"

[glacial haven]

Was just scrolling reels when I found that

[ancient marsh]

when he told Rampage's manager that he's gonna slap the shit out of him

that's an invitation to a fight

that's fighting words

there was no sneaking

@glacial haven did he actually say he went there with the intention to fight someone?

[hallow stream]

what a fucking idiot

[ancient marsh]

and got sat twice in 1 night lmao

[hallow stream]

[glacial haven]

It was 2 different days he got his shit rocked

Worst 48 hours to be him

[next temple]

Larry Wheels gave him the dad slap he never had it seems

[hallow stream]

1 idiot goes to jail I swear

and then another idiot shows up to stream in his place

you had that fucking retard I think it was in thailand or some asian country he got arrested and sentenced to like 8 years of jail

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven bro he was looking for a clip

"aren't you the guy that got sat twice in 2 days"

literally picking fights with the giant lions that do not respect consent

both of them could single handedly pin him down bro

i cant

[glacial haven]

Idk, all I saw were the clips of him trying to hug someone's wife, which clearly even said "do not touch me" and then threatening Rampage's former manager, dude was looking for a jaw surgery

[ancient marsh]

[next temple]

he is lucky they are both straight

otherwise bro would end up as a lowtiergod bedtime story

[hallow stream]

I thought in the clip

[compact knoll]

Look

[hallow stream]

he didn't even drop his cup he smacked him with it whole but then I rewatched it and got disappointed

[compact knoll]

If xal ever becomes a boxer

I would not want to lose to him

[glacial haven]

You mean the manager? Yeah, he even switched the cup to his other hand, he was relaxed the entire time

[compact knoll]

Its not just the match youre going to lose

[hallow stream]

wrong timeline

[next temple]

my soul is about to be tested

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

if i was a wrestler i wouldn't even need to knock you out first

https://tenor.com/view/bro-lock-in-deadass-freaky-freak-gif-4105442288197904936

[glacial haven]

I mean, he has the means to become a Sumo Boxer

[viral egret]

wtf

i broke a vase

[ancient marsh]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[compact knoll]

Motherfucker

[viral egret]

and my game crashed

to desktop

[ancient marsh]

let's calm down here

we're all friends

[compact knoll]

I was already typing it out

[glacial haven]

BigXthaPlug but Russian

[next temple]

imagine that mf getting into a fight with one of those two

https://youtu.be/bhqMChxhW4o

[hallow stream]

investing to get xal shipped to japan

[next temple]

head off the shoulders in one punch

[glacial haven]

That is one expensive shipping container

[hallow stream]

[next temple]

Ironically enough

some of the most successful sumo wrestlers were european

[ancient marsh]

"guys i think i will slap him"

[next temple]

https://youtu.be/m12naI8AWk4

[ancient marsh]

does he think like

the confrontation ends after a slap?

[next temple]

he probably has the logic of "The bigger they are the harder they fall"