💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

is that artyom

[floral orbit]

yes

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[gritty python]

tags on deck

[hollow patrol]

is that flight bro

what happened to him

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-5837147549451255056

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh are you buying the whole supermarket?

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

its far away man

and i had to go on foot

[blazing basin]

our base -> my stash

[stark torrent]

time to eat 3 frozen pizzas to make up for the calories lost

[ancient marsh]

No, I think I will eat you.

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-gif-4123909010918449978

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hsm-sof2hax-sof2hack-game-hack-gif-24026951

[vivid dawn]

Ai slop

The impacts make no sense

[floral orbit]

Xal getting kneecapped from 400+ meters

[remote fox]

Xal's knees are load bearing.

You don't want to know what happens when they fail.

Look up the Great Tōhoku Earthquake of 2011.

[floral orbit]

just like yours unc, different reason tho

[stark torrent]

are you done king

[floral orbit]

I am getting closer to that age as well

[stark torrent]

[remote fox]

He is dodging the question.

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

go play man

are u done with arena you little worms

[floral orbit]

I was raiding

[ancient marsh]

your mother's face is loadbearing

and man do i unload on it

[viral egret]

@stark torrent my cat stepped on my power button on the pc

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[viral egret]

and my cpu overheated

aswell

god bless

[ancient marsh]

EVERYONE in cryon's family fucking hates him

https://tenor.com/view/sus-funny-meme-emoji-jar-gif-6413585594020144302

[viral egret]

gonna go open my pc after this raid

and refill thermal paste

if theres any left

[floral orbit]

it's not car oil

[ancient marsh]

?

[runic ruin]

for cpu i3 10105f played EFT this minimum

problem played on Streets on Tarkov

40-50 fps

[stark torrent]

me and my boys in the bang bus

[fast garden]

bro is gonna pull the trigger

[short cove]

what r u rocking

jesus fucking christ

[fast garden]

why do you have so much fake bullshit lmao

[viral egret]

i5 13400f

[short cove]

because one mod i run adds tons of it

[short cove]

broke ass

atleast its blue tho

[viral egret]

you live in a fucking shed

silence

[short cove]

atleast i dont sound like i am scaming old people

[ancient marsh]

coolest gun

[ancient marsh]

why you so mean man

[short cove]

iirc there even is like a aug which takes belts, or atleast 762 51

[short cove]

he evil

[ancient marsh]

you started it

[short cove]

this time maybe

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-haveagoodday118-my-favourite-zqst2zMmg92Ri5U6Me

[ancient marsh]

iedy farting under the bedsheets and flapping them so the fart goes into his nose

[viral egret]

4x6 gun

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/snl-shabbat-shalom-andy-sandberg-l41m1drXi7lt30F8s

[viral egret]

+50 shekels to his account

+4 monsters

[soft coral]

tried to sign rex for grindr but it said Email already in use

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/anomaly-shalom-anomaly-gif-27107092

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wamoo-wamooo-soulpiercing-pf99BBdng0NZGfztU2

[viral egret]

when you walk in on the rabbi giving free circumcisions

and he accidentally grazes the tip

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @stark torrent @fast garden

[fast garden]

man why does she do that

it scares me

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-concert-jump-gif-7333607640150981348

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-stare-eyes-glare-stop-gif-4702172691345648472

[stark torrent]

Assaultron aah laser charge

[ancient marsh]

she targets the leftist in you

with the eye laser

libtard

[remote fox]

The goy in you.

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

liberal obliterator

[ancient marsh]

WOAH

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

2165 entries

bro

[granite coral]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 9 entrie(s)

ID:          1977572
Action:      MUTE
User:        183672005545951234
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason:      Take a day off to think about what you say in the server, you've been sticking to controversial topics and weird takes for a while now. Stick to posting shit memes, not generalising peoples ![thumbsUp2x](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1379386230042787941.webp?size=128 "thumbsUp2x") -1d
Expires:     02 November 2025, 15:18 (UTC)
Timestamp:   01 November 2025, 15:18 (UTC)

ID:          1090836
Action:      MUTE
User:        183672005545951234
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason:       Posted Swastika , only reason im not banning you is because you have a good meme ratio but cmon now -7d
Expires:     27 February 2025, 21:25 (UTC)
Timestamp:   20 February 2025, 21:25 (UTC)

ID:          1047147
Action:      MUTE
User:        183672005545951234
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason:       Video of hentai cropped porn faces, you are getting close to the end here - 5d
Expires:     27 January 2025, 19:26 (UTC)
Timestamp:   22 January 2025, 19:26 (UTC)

ID:          1018498
Action:      MUTE
User:        183672005545951234
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason:       Some of these memes are cleary too  much, time for a break man
Expires:     24 December 2024, 11:46 (UTC)
Timestamp:   22 December 2024, 11:46 (UTC)

[fast garden]

the gammacord files

[soft coral]

instantly pulled up his record

ggs

[stark torrent]

it was the whole warns

in the server

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/heat-vision-prime-video-the-boys-homelander-gif-7462098003410542274

[remote fox]

Am I Jesus getting crucified for all the sins?

[fast garden]

can we not say goy anymore what happened

bro went for the audit log instantly

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

we gotta figure out whos alt is this

[fast garden]

where did this individual come from

[soft coral]

theyre in offtopic

[fast garden]

bro made a discord acc to join gammacord

bad sign

[soft coral]

Turbo obvious alt

its always the retards that make an alt

and go instantly in brainfart

or offtopic

[fast garden]

i never step in offtopic

they are too retarded

and also i have to scroll up

[soft coral]

Nah its chill when youyou and sab are there

cuz they have the retard autism energy but the good kind

the other are just gey or something idk

[fast garden]

i tab up there i see breasticles

[soft coral]

and play fallout new vegas

today I learned the doomguy get propelled upwards if u look upwards when youre grabbing a climb wall
@fast garden

[remote fox]

@floral orbit

[ancient marsh]

why are his fingers so bloody

when she says its her period but "we can make it work"

[stark torrent]

ARENA GLADIATOR

[remote fox]

Too brown to be blood.

[ancient marsh]

this but there's no brain

[floral orbit]

his ammo couldn't get me

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kirk-hearing-angry-bird-WqB6iWcM6FKZ887eXg

[ancient marsh]

?????????????????????????

WHAT IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

IS THAT CK?

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawawa-meme-gif-25812133

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bizzarre-kirki-weallkirkified-zzssOIEACjukTS3P76

https://giphy.com/gifs/we-are-charlie-kirk-grassgang67-Drj06sTWoHBI4EYf8u

[ancient marsh]

nooooo i killed Anomaly from CS

[ancient marsh]

he looks so locked in

[floral orbit]

just enjoying my bitcoin

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

real dog shit

[stark torrent]

thats just an og

[fast garden]

taking his imp for a walk

[soft coral]

someone said nice dg

I CANT

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1469254746228527249/attachment1.gif

[viral egret]

20?

thats 24

nvm

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden

I CANT BREATHE

[viral egret]

counting is hard

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-gaming-breathtaking-rip-george-floyd-gif-26093469

[soft coral]

FROM LAYUGHING YOU FUCKING

[ancient marsh]

WOAH

[floral orbit]

Lao Ming bless me with long hands so I can still those

[viral egret]

bro please

@ancient marsh what is that

[ancient marsh]

mutant creeper

bro just find out urself jesus

[viral egret]

descended hero is so grindy

[soft coral]

what a post
@viral egret @floral orbit @stark torrent

[viral egret]

turk toilet eughh

[stark torrent]

see the turks had the right idea , these toilets were indeed the most efficient and keeping skin away from surface if you go on a public one

what they didnt count is the european mind of shitting everywhere but in the hole

those toilets were VILE

[soft coral]

I think there was something out there on the internet that humans by design shit better crouched or squatting as it in with these toilets , not sitting down on a regular one

[remote fox]

You can get a thingy for your legs if you want to get a squatting posture.

No need to shit on the floor

[soft coral]

what?

what is bro sayin

WHO IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD SHITS ON THE FLOOR

[soft coral]

aah

[hallow stream]

the ones in my middle school were so fucking old they had rust building on them

and other things

it was horrible

[viral egret]

straight alive

[vivid dawn]

Squatty potty

https://tenor.com/view/unicorn-ice-cream-cone-poopie-rainbow-gif-5167287

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q?si=LppAuSVtl7rBh81e

[fast garden]

kill yourself

[stark torrent]

kill yourself

[remote fox]

[viral egret]

raahh

[soft coral]

please inhale copius ammounts of mustard gas

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

steven seagal + DSP =

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-ice-cream-ice-cream-girl-silly-gif-14793112

[soft coral]

like a bottle of viagra i go hard and i go berserk
she said what we are i told her we are charlie kirk

[blazing basin]

assassinated?

[soft coral]

the way i laughed holy shit im going straight to hell
@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent

some comment said bro watching behind the scenes

[gritty python]

what a horrible day to have eyes

scrolling up in this channel

[hallow stream]

[compact knoll]

you should host a server

i would join shit

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ilgbtenha-stantwt

[compact knoll]

just put the radmin id in the bag

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1472663802645582077/attachment.gif

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XY1sA-uQgC0?si=vVmJwPqcQB2JuTlh

[compact knoll]

@remote fox squad?

[remote fox]

in 30.

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh do you have that low tier god video

"your name sounds black"

i found it

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent care au fost vremurile mai bune, Dragnea gatind sau Ciolacu pe tiktok?

si 6000 de euro pensie la 51 de ani la nush ce judecatoare

am gresit cariera

[soft coral]

aaaalright

[stark torrent]

Am gresit planeta sincer

6000 euro pe luna in romania in 10 ani nu mai ai pe ce da banii

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll after dumping his multiple holodilniks of sugar @floral orbit

He bought like 4000 sugar for like 30 k

And now its almost 90

[compact knoll]

xal on the right and cryon on the left

[ancient marsh]

Btr driver picking who to fill the fourth slot

To go to depot

[soft coral]

How mom be enterring to whoop your ass with the chancla
@stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

this is cool

[compact knoll]

i dont like that mod

we should actually do a minecraft server

[soft coral]

ya mums ass after I'm done with her
@compact knoll @keen sparrow

ok sorry that was mean

[soft coral]

what in the alchemy bullshit

[viral egret]

fuuh

alchemy

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ilgbtenha-stantwt

Nobody playing Minecraft mp here lil bud

Your unemployed ass is gonna be like "guys I did some mining off camera" and I come back home after uni and the game is completed

Fawk you mate

[hallow stream]

Xal got banned off of minecraft cause of something he did on hypixel

[ancient marsh]

I like Skyblock because I get my own private island

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1469254746228527249/attachment1.gif

I've never played mp Minecraft except with friends

[compact knoll]

just do it lil bro

[ancient marsh]

Stop grooming me

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @floral orbit @remote fox @viral egret

[remote fox]

Time to do some duplicating

[viral egret]

xiao meng with his 4700 ssa ap

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYwltjra0AM&t=82s

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

Do it now quick

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

its groom or get groomed world

[viral egret]

BSG: The gift that keeps on giving (to cheaters)

[remote fox]

They fixed the problem with selling 1/50 ammo packs.

Now they just duplicate

[stark torrent]

it still works from the comments

thing is i already have a shit ton of ammo but you guys could try

hmm can u buy BS i dont think u can

[remote fox]

Seems like too much work.

[stark torrent]

yeah u need to get packs first , fill your stash etc

[remote fox]

Then you need to run the clock on the flea too.

[gritty python]

feel like you’re better off just running for the ammo atp

streets ammo circle always gives dividends

[remote fox]

The fee is actually the same as if you bought the 49 ammo from the vendor

Exploit my ass.

Only thing it circumvents is the trader limit.

[mortal lynx]

enjoy the 12th semi auto carbine

[soft coral]

ayo?

why is the underage ukranian kid talm bout getting groomed

[fast garden]

We touched him

[floral orbit]

I am not a cuck to bug exploit

[stark torrent]

game?

[fast garden]

None of us could agree on a single modpack

Get real

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @floral orbit go quest?

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

I havent played a minecraft modpack in 12 years

https://giphy.com/gifs/unc-windpress-alert-pywRs8hpbVOcCdtYU5

[compact knoll]

nah thats pretty easy to do

[floral orbit]

let me enjoy my food

[floral orbit]

my kittens, are we ready?

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @viral egret ?

[viral egret]

gonna eat soon so i cant join rn

give me like 15-20

[floral orbit]

enjoy

[viral egret]

ty

[little flame]

truege

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh see he agrees

[ancient marsh]

ok go play together

[compact knoll]

just put the hamachi id in the dms

[compact knoll]

they really need to allow the f word

im gripping with my toes to not say it

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

[compact knoll]

youre a FFFF

FAAA

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rumpelstiltskin-arsenko-impatience-waiting-нетерплячість-gif-16460058

[ancient marsh]

FRIEND

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-smile-sam-meme-gif-12409025

[ancient marsh]

[hallow stream]

factory

[compact knoll]

FREEZE YA FAT BASTARD

[ancient marsh]

NOT NICE

[hallow stream]

its only not nice because its true

[ancient marsh]

let's keep this a friendly space without hate

[viral egret]

@floral orbit im back

come tarkov

[hallow stream]

sir the #╟❓general-offtopic door is over there

[ancient marsh]

me when a pistol runner starts talm bout some "PLEASE I JUST NEED TO PLANT THIS THING"

https://tenor.com/view/gay-virgin-virginity-anal-sex-gif-7673333

WOAH

i dont think u can post that

bro

delete that

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

i mean

post what

[compact knoll]

I FORGOT HE SIAD THAT

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

i dont post any ltg videos

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

IN THE FIRST SECOND OF THE CLIP TOO

[ancient marsh]

he spams the n word

[viral egret]

or f slur

[compact knoll]

thats was live camera of me after you said that

[ancient marsh]

LTG when he's losing a fair match in a fighting game:

[viral egret]

"if this was x version of x game in 200x i wouldve won this fight"

clip shows on screen of him losing on x version of x game in 200x

[ancient marsh]

IF THIS WAS TENNIS FOR TWO FROM 1958 MADE ON RADAR EQUIPMENT

[compact knoll]

stealing jokes

[ancient marsh]

I WOULD STOP YOUR BUM ASS

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

Im gonna go do my 25m kills on Factory now

The Lobby in question :

[compact knoll]

he did the low tier god on him

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

did you get EMP'ed

why did you leave

[compact knoll]

had to go

i said it

[ancient marsh]

gonna chase someone in the snowy woods?

[ancient marsh]

send me in, coach

like a rabid wolf

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminoreo-gif-4884042028109983039

[little flame]

good one game

[next temple]

I saw 2 more stories wbich were animated

Mf could make bank writing homo erotica

[ancient marsh]

it's always themes of rape tho

[next temple]

Even better for goonettes

[viral egret]

@little flame this

[compact knoll]

To: @remote fox
From: Jeffrey Epstein [e-mail]
16 Feb 2026, 6pm

Come play squad

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-andrew-andrew-andrew-of-york-royals-royal-family-gif-24267541

[ancient marsh]

that's magnetizm

[viral egret]

thats telepathy

thing

telekinesis

enchantment

[ancient marsh]

yeah that

idk why i said magnetism

im retarded

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1r6dzfj/paizo_x_stalker_so_i_kinda_made_a_stalkerinspired/

[little flame]

"i dont wanna play minecraft or terraria online" - xal

because unemployed people are on all day

[stark torrent]

Xal goes to grocery store for 2 hours , comes back to everyone building LA

[compact knoll]

@fast garden if we host a minecraft server will you join

[ancient marsh]

yeah i got afk and the game is finished

i like to chill and play minecraft while listening to videos

and not socialize

and also log off when i want to

[little flame]

we play when u play

whats wrong

i dont mind that

also yeah

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/folk-druski-sona-instagram-instagram-meme-gif-18271404859547050805

[little flame]

i barely talk while playing mc

prolly not even gonna be in vc all the time

[viral egret]

@compact knoll r u good

bro

[stark torrent]

holy fuck

[little flame]

BRO

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT

DONT TAKE HIM

[floral orbit]

BRO got hit by a drone

[little flame]

@fast garden wtf

[compact knoll]

Im good

[little flame]

stay safe bro

holy shit

[ancient marsh]

"stay safe" nah he's going straight back to his pc

[compact knoll]

Broke the outer pane on one of the windows

Hm

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

just get a jacket and get back on

[compact knoll]

Was there a slur in the vid

Why did you delete it

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

technical issues

[little flame]

he was quoting a song

[compact knoll]

Man my head hurts as it is

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

personal info flashed on screen

[viral egret]

saw xals id

[little flame]

his real name is dimontovich ballzer

[blazing basin]

Bro she almost got ICE'd for saying "no one is illegal on stolen land" because her mansion is on Native property

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-gran-ass-slap-ass-cavifax-gif-14040235417098982268

[blazing basin]

And the local tribe is allowed to legally evict her or something

[compact knoll]

Retard

Blur it or some shit

I need that vid

[blazing basin]

What happened?

[little flame]

he shat himself, sounded really wet and scary

[compact knoll]

I will

Put my monitor under my desk

[remote fox]

Edit the beginning

[stark torrent]

icefire build

[fast garden]

Unlikely at least for a few weeks

My class is 7-3:30

[viral egret]

@little flame

[soft coral]

dude wtf happened did artyom get gaza'd

[floral orbit]

yep

[little flame]

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-explosion-explosive-reliant-plumbing-gif-5807089939064394896

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gameofthrones-game-of-thrones-a-knight-the-seven-kingdoms-akotsk-vq2o5kPKFEyl77MbLB

[fast garden]

Day one of class and im separating a mock labia to assist elderly folk with bathing

What have I gotten myself into man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

a what

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I made the mistake of googling waht that was and clicked on images

fuck you thee

[little flame]

@ancient marsh there was 2 guys just sitting in the food reserve lmao

[soft coral]

is xal those 2 guys?

cuz haha food reserve

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiley-face-thumbs-up-1

[viral egret]

xal was dead already but i think he came back as those guys

[fast garden]

Remember, no McDonald’s

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-ridiculous-ser-lyonel-baratheon-daniel-ings-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-that’s-crazy-gif-12787154510117511925

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-1663128738695065001

guys spot artem in the gif

(hint - green shirt)

[soft coral]

at this point lowkey worried for our little artyom

its a bf1 match everyday for this kid

operation metro 24/7 3000 tickets

[winged mica]

Xalrider and Iedy same team

Tight

[soft coral]

iedy is pretty tight

[ancient marsh]

not last time i checked

@stark torrent

isn't that right

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-pray-today-gif-3738474142861396515

[little flame]

killed 4 or 5 @stark torrent

gg

6/10 on test drive

got 2 cofdms

and a virtex

on the guys

[viral egret]

whole lobby in 1 place too

[little flame]

rofl

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit why did you go so early

did reserve break u?

[viral egret]

bruh what is this tectone fit

well

[floral orbit]

nope

watching a show with my

gf

[compact knoll]

Fake

Its a bf

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-ricky-berwick-ricky-berwick-vlog-disgusting-throw-gif-19082655

[ancient marsh]

it's me

[floral orbit]

I don't date mongol wearing hijab 100 kilos broken knee handicapped person

how is the knee btw?

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLEOre81jY

[little flame]

@viral egret found ancient city

[viral egret]

gg

wardens have 40k hp btw

loot is NOT worth it

[little flame]

lol wtf

im not gonna fight em

just getting some stuff from chests

[viral egret]

good luck

[little flame]

ty

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-freddy-fnaf2-five-nights-at-freddys-video-game-creepy-gif-16296093

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/minecraft-microsoft-sandbox-minecraft-steve-BdZJKjOM2CKqIklqnH

[keen sparrow]

Is bro in CNA class?

[keen sparrow]

Being taught how to touch pussy respectfully?

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

White girl breakfast is accurate and tempting af

[soft coral]

LO SIENTO WILSON

[keen sparrow]

Just wait. Eventually it’ll be real and not a rubber manequin.

The things i’ve seen man. Porn cannot prepare you for the real world.

I’ve seen clits the size of a thumb.

But hey, making more than 90% of people you went to high school with is a helluva win

[viral egret]

everyone in my highschool is going to shit jobs

meanwhile im the only one going towards university

[keen sparrow]

And depending on your major

Will also result in a shit job

[viral egret]

engineering is pretty good

[keen sparrow]

If any at all

[viral egret]

so im set

unless AI takes it before i can get there

[keen sparrow]

I just tell everyone to go plumbing, electrician or HVAC

Because we’ll probably all be dead before autonomous robots can navigate a crawlspace

💯

[viral egret]

i mean

if robots take my job

ill just go military service

[blazing basin]

Those little shot bottles are such a rip-off. You're paying more for the bottle than the booze

[keen sparrow]

‘A fool and his money are easily departed’

[viral egret]

-5%

gg

best offer

[keen sparrow]

What a fucking joke

Although, lol. I’d have paid full price for duckov

Those goobers just happened to have it 15% off the day it came out

[viral egret]

my cat is on my pc again

[keen sparrow]

Classic thermotropism

[stark torrent]

lol

[viral egret]

i dont want her to be on my pc

because last time she shut my pc down by stepping on the button

and she also overheated my processor

cause the airflow was poor

[keen sparrow]

You’d have to make your PC not generate heat

That’s why cats do that shit

[granite coral]

📚 waffle stomp

to defecate [in the shower] [and then] proceed to try to stomp it [down the drain] with your foot

In a hurry to [cover up] the [evidence], she waffle [stomped].

[viral egret]

my floor is more hot than my pc because i have heating

[keen sparrow]

And conifer seed bugs

[viral egret]

?????

what are we looking up

[stark torrent]

that is ivan

[keen sparrow]

I could’ve told you that

[stark torrent]

on a good day

[stark torrent]

course u could u fucking infractor

[viral egret]

prison teaches a man many things

[keen sparrow]

Ask me instead of the clanker then

[viral egret]

like to cover their ass in the shower room

[keen sparrow]

That’s not as common as people think btw, lol

[viral egret]

iimagine being held in L bloc in the jail cell

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @viral egret @floral orbit @little flame @remote fox

[viral egret]

and you hear jeff behind you in the shower room saying

"I like that youre tight"

[stark torrent]

incompetent developers saga #6767

[keen sparrow]

You better be the biggest motherucker in the facility if you’re fucking other men in the ass. Like 6 foot 250 pounds

[viral egret]

i have said it once and i will say it again

BSG is the gift that keeps on giving

(for cheaters)

i guess exploiters count in this aswell

[soft coral]

you fart in prison
and some buff 7 foot guy tells you "oh speak to me oh toothless one"

[hallow stream]

you know what Im surprised about

[stark torrent]

you singin to me boy

[hallow stream]

people not just duping ammo and dropping as much of it as possible in raid

to crash servers

[keen sparrow]

nah it's usually if anyone sees your shit they'll tell you that the size of your shit is how big of a dick you can takke

[viral egret]

and he plugs the hole

[soft coral]

"turn around dont even wipe"

[hallow stream]

like it would work and it would be oh so fucking funny

[keen sparrow]

boondockshealthinspectorclip.mp4

CAN'T POST IT

[viral egret]

they hit you with that "breathe when it goes in"

[keen sparrow]

some snitch will tell on me

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4QZcPJBcfpz5vP9FoOcWvB?si=6ba51ab92d814c63

[hallow stream]

that 1 gif of the cartoon character shittin

[keen sparrow]

i am the stone that the builders refused

the inspiration

[keen sparrow]

used to have this on my MP3 player when those were a thing

[viral egret]

bro

i try to open a chest

[keen sparrow]

the opening to Boondocks actually goes hard

[viral egret]

"mickey the pig stealer is protecting this chest"

and a big black zombie shows up behind me

[keen sparrow]

a chest in Tarkov right?

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[viral egret]

no

[keen sparrow]

man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent which update to Tarkov did BSG put out that pushed chests

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gameofthrones-game-of-thrones-a-knight-the-seven-kingdoms-akotsk-dxZtAYzxm2b7UCjFgN

The Zombie :

[keen sparrow]

I wonder if that Minecraft mod trying to be EFT went anywhere or if it was just a clip to farm views

[soft coral]

why is it always that after 22:00 instagrram decides to give you the most diabolically funny reels known to man
and the comments add 100 extra layers of funny to it @keen sparrow @stark torrent

EVERYTIME

[keen sparrow]

Wouldn't know, never had an instagram account

[soft coral]

damn

bro is missing out

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

but its ok there's me to send insta reels so we're covered

[viral egret]

i get like

gore reels only

i need to reset my fyp page

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sucked-dry-gif-4791115860320798766

[soft coral]

????????????????

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

end it

[keen sparrow]

Bro forgot how he got in so he can't get out

it's like that shit about cows can go up stairs but not down

[viral egret]

@little flame @ancient marsh so i found a way to get around the socket craft

if you reforge your equipment they can get 1 to 3 socket slots

aauuughhhh

what the fuck

[fast garden]

yea

am i able to take this certification literally anywhere else man

theres so much medical in my town

surely i can go do blood pressure at a local place or something right lol

[stark torrent]

Doing Prestige apparently can bug out and will not give you the % of the skills you had

[floral orbit]

I fucked up

[stark torrent]

go for it king you get yourself in the game again at least for a bit

[stark torrent]

fuck you finnish

[remote fox]

Mods, he is doxing me.

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

made a trading hall

[stark torrent]

sween said gay and got automodded

mods get him

[remote fox]

Pin him down.

[viral egret]

faaah

misclick so hard he insta died

-1 epstein island slave

[keen sparrow]

If it’s Texas department of aging and disability

Yeah

[fast garden]

NHC

[keen sparrow]

Is it texas

[fast garden]

no

[keen sparrow]

What state will you be doing the skills test for for licensing

[fast garden]

TN

[keen sparrow]

Tennessee? No idea

[fast garden]

they made it seem like i could but gave no specifics

[keen sparrow]

Just look up ‘tennessee cna license reciprocity’

May get lucky enough to get a list

California and new york are usually the no-go states lol go figure

[fast garden]

"tn accepts reciprocity from all states except florida"

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's your 'magic big word' for looking where you can work

never heard that word until i moved my license from Oregon to Texas

Essentially it means that where you got licensed and where you're working have a good overlap on what the fuck is in your 'scope of practice'

so like.. CNA1 in Oregon can't do straight caths, but CNA2 can, while CNA1 in Texas does straight caths like it's just another tuesday

it's such a convoluted system. Thanks lawyers.

[fast garden]

classy

i cannot beleive i have 2 weeks to learn all this

[viral egret]

hooly gambling

[fast garden]

teach was talking about how in terms of regulation from the top down it goes "nuclear power plant" then "nursing home"

[viral egret]

sounds about right

how is it going with everything

[fast garden]

as a student im not bound by hippa yet right?

i think to be safe im not really saying shit but man

[viral egret]

i think everyone is bound by hipaa no?

[fast garden]

i was not prepared for it to have the potential to be that bad

[viral egret]

but maybe with real patients or smth

[fast garden]

granted, you gotta be in pretty bad or pretty difficult shape to get shipped to a place like this

[ancient marsh]

You're the mods buddy

[ancient marsh]

I literally talked about it idiot

[fast garden]

sidebar,, i forgot just how awful literacy and speech are here

everyone in this state is retarded

[viral egret]

oh gg

went in my ear and out the other

[fast garden]

do not ask anyone under the age of 120 to read here man

[ancient marsh]

No solid matter was encountered on the way between the ears

[ancient marsh]

What the fuck am I reading

[viral egret]

how do you think i tank headshots

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-8kFDiMMyzSd6sZ8xQA

[fast garden]

there is one other guy in this class

its all young black women and white moms

[ancient marsh]

We need 7000 Indians directly to BSG to replenish the demographic losses

Imagine you open tarkov one day and instead of the Mongolian looking bear its an Indian

[fast garden]

i do NOT want to be the first person to accidentally touch someone when trying to ambulate

[ancient marsh]

What is ambulate

[stark torrent]

help walking

[fast garden]

we practice on each other man

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[ancient marsh]

Funny cause I literally had a video that was like "nursing home: elderly torture houses"

[stark torrent]

bro is bagging a MILF in the next 2 weeks ggs

[fast garden]

wouldnt be the first time

[stark torrent]

in search of dogshit he found emeralds

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/52hueytl75UoOYmdeJ

[ancient marsh]

At least negotiator will care for you in 10 years

Now go to bed gramps

It's late

[fast garden]

alright lets not argue xal you are gonna miss bingo

[fast garden]

yeah thats kinda the thing

theres enough old shitheads that just bite and scream

[ancient marsh]

"Back in my day you could buy class 6 off flea"

[fast garden]

so theres regulations on how to do shit

[ancient marsh]

Yeah back in your day you were buying GP for contract wars on Facebook unc

[fast garden]

and i think it makes it suck for, less antagonistic folk

[stark torrent]

i had a friend that did this , yeah , he had to struggle with some of them

however he managed to convince an old man to give him his 2000 euro savings and he gambled it all

[ancient marsh]

Right hook to liver, uppercut to the chin

If someone is biting me

Dentures won't help

[fast garden]

teach explained not to lean over paitents

[ancient marsh]

You wouldn't be able to fit em

Put the dukes up unc

[fast garden]

one nurse reached over and got bit right on the mammary

[ancient marsh]

Did he win

[ancient marsh]

Just say titty bro

[fast garden]

im mentally preparing to sanitize my language

[remote fox]

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380450334056644658/1399054955339583598/six_cats_colored.gif

[ancient marsh]

Iedy in 10 years

Old Romanian fart will be going STRAIGHT for the mammary

https://tenor.com/view/scary-gif-15466819343548526489

[keen sparrow]

If you have a magnetic nametag, which nursing homes love to hand out for some fucking reason

it can fuck with a residdent's pacemaker to lean over them

[fast garden]

that wasnt even a reason that was given

[remote fox]

Imagine having an old lady eat your nametag.

[fast garden]

bitten and grabbed

[keen sparrow]

it's also just rude but yeah

[fast garden]

i was the only one of 3 there that didnt have double Ds man

ive got a bit more leeway

[keen sparrow]

you never expect the 95 year old blind woman to hit like a truck

i've been punched, pinched, bitten, had a jug of piss thrown at me

all by people that were old enough to hear about Kennedy getting shot on the radio

[stark torrent]

damn is he ok

[keen sparrow]

I'll never forget the vet from 'nam that thought were were viet cong trying to get information out of him

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

bro ripped out his own catheter with the balloon still inflated and intact, bro was pissing blood for the next 3 weeks

but you know, to his credit

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

LTG special

piss nuke

[keen sparrow]

he never told us anything but his name, rank, and DoD number

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

dude was a fucking trooper

"I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHIIIIIING" yanks tube out his dick-hole

https://tenor.com/view/f-to-pay-respect-gif-24255223

[remote fox]

He never came back to the States.

[keen sparrow]

enjoy your new career

[fast garden]

man

if im able

[keen sparrow]

it's really not that bad

[fast garden]

im taking this cert and going anywhere but a nursing home

if im able

[keen sparrow]

so about that

[fast garden]

surely

[keen sparrow]

unless you're doing at-home private care

[fast garden]

schooling.

[keen sparrow]

or somehow land a cushy gig at assisted living

any Hospital will want at a minimum, 1 year experience in some form of convalescent or hospice care

[fast garden]

we have several local clinics here

and random specialized stuff

[keen sparrow]

that'd be sweet. you'd probably be sitting on your ass all day between checking vital signs

That's pretty much what ER CNAs do

believe it or not

[fast garden]

yeah i think that would be great

[viral egret]

faaahhh finally

[fast garden]

i dont particularly have the stomach to wipe ass every day then eat chocolate pudding

GOAT item

[keen sparrow]

you actually get used to it

trust

it is very very easy after a month or so at it

to be starving around your lunch break

even though you are staring at someone's texas red eye

[fast garden]

also funny enough they required masks when i went for intervew a couple weeks back but now no ones is wearing them

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

they have to TB test yet?

[fast garden]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

enjoy doing it again when you apply for work

not even kidding

[fast garden]

everyone not white bled like crazy

i didnt have a drop

lol

it wasnt that bad honestly

expected worse

[stark torrent]

the what

[granite coral]

📚 texas red eye

when u moon [someone] and spread [your butt] checks open so they see [your ass] hole.

[texas red] eye!!! (while [mooning] them with [your butt] checks spread open)

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[keen sparrow]

YOU CAN JUST ASK ME

was just going to type

'anus'

[fast garden]

should have known old man

conversation about nursing

obscure phrase

just live in ignorance

[keen sparrow]

try

purple one-eyed yogurt slinger

try

chocolate starfish

[stark torrent]

no

fuck you

[fast garden]

ok we know the last one

fred durst made that one popular

[keen sparrow]

just call me unc while you're at it why don't you

[keen sparrow]

DO NOT

[fast garden]

call you unc

[keen sparrow]

get thick heavy scrubs

[fast garden]

over limp bizkit

[keen sparrow]

the people you'll be around have paper-thin skin (literally)

so they are always cold

[fast garden]

this and a piss bottle

[keen sparrow]

and everywhere you work will have the heat cranked to like 95

[fast garden]

it was actually cold as fuck in there

[keen sparrow]

Legit had some nights at the Hospital i was so busy i didn't piss for 12 hours

[fast garden]

has been every time

[glacial haven]

why am i only reading questionable shit, brainfart talking about some gooning shit and thee talking about piss bottles

[fast garden]

nursing home

[keen sparrow]

thee is going into nursing for a career

we actually have a good reason

[glacial haven]

my condolences, didn't know your Alzheimer's advanced that far already

[fast garden]

who are you

is that you grandpa

[stark torrent]

they are in the trees

-woods main

[fast garden]

iedy doing grenadier in the nursing home at age 79

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

nah nah, gotta fall out of bed because 'it's 4th of july, i gotta get the steaks off the grill'

but really it's like 2AM and you're in the ICU for alcohol withdrawl related psychosis

[glacial haven]

better question would be, why is the current topic about nursing homes, you got a family member there or you plan on working in one?

[fast garden]

taking classes there

today was first day of two weeks

[keen sparrow]

and then 2 weeks of clinicals, correct?

[glacial haven]

haha nice

only 13 more days until all life fades out of your eyes

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

idk

[keen sparrow]

That's usually what happens

[fast garden]

2 weeks of class is all i know

then we have a rng exam

where we have to demonstrate random skills

[keen sparrow]

YUP

all 64 skills have 20 steps

[fast garden]

where you somtimes get 3 and sometimes get 4 things to do

[keen sparrow]

and they pick 4 at random (#5 is always handwashing)

shit's probably changed since i did it actually

mine was handwashing, emptying a catheter bag, female peri care, brushing dentures, and bed-bath

[native crypt]

and beyond

[keen sparrow]

and yeah, you have two people watching your every move as you do them

[fast garden]

we learned how to uhh

[keen sparrow]

you learned to part the labia majora and minora today didn't you?

[glacial haven]

Well, congratulations on the course and potentially the job, good luck to the future you

he gonna need it

[keen sparrow]

bro is going to make bank, but also want to burn the clothes he's wearing every day

[glacial haven]

"make bank", maybe if he steals from the elderly

[fast garden]

rotate paitent on their side, ambulate to wheelchair, occupied bed

all today

and uhhh

the stretches for leg and arm

[keen sparrow]

When i was a CNA2 in 2014 i was making 28$ an hour working overnights

[fast garden]

we did the proper folding technique for a cloth to then wash that bit with

[glacial haven]

idk how it is in the US but you ain't getting paid well for taking care of the elderly

[viral egret]

my brother is hitting that ltg move

hes forcing me to play rivals on roblox and i keep beating him so he keeps saying for me to use worse and worse shit

[fast garden]

dude i think the CIA might be the only place with more regulation

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

do you think that it has improved much? it's probably still the same 28$ for more work and less co-workers

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow @native crypt @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DUzXd8FkQmx/

[soft coral]

only in tennesse

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/arbiter-were-it-so-easy-halo-difficult-gif-16171194

[keen sparrow]

night-time differential hit different

[fast garden]

ron pearlman in the bottom right there btw

[blazing basin]

Would you say that it is better if a person drops dead at approx 70 of heartattack, stroke, accident etc, than slowly break apart at some facility?

[glacial haven]

well, that pretty much explains the pricing of items, the inflation only gets applied to anything that you buy, not to what you earn, would be way too easy if they tried to equal that out

[fast garden]

yep

[keen sparrow]

It was in Texas where cost of living was exceedingly lower than in portland oregon

[glacial haven]

how much is your average fast food meal in the US now?

[keen sparrow]

I was living in luxury apartments across the street from work

[glacial haven]

like just a big mac menu for example

[keen sparrow]

like 12$ lol

[glacial haven]

i would look it up but mcdonalds doesn't show the prices online if you are not on the ordering page

[glacial haven]

dayum

[keen sparrow]

poor metric though as it has been and is always cheaper to make your own at home

[fast garden]

i got a plain chicken sandwich with nothing else with it for like 6 bucks before tax

from hardees

the spicy one is a dollar 50 more

[keen sparrow]

the real barometer is the price of a gallon of milk

[glacial haven]

wdym poor metric

this wasn't a metric

just a random question

lmao

[keen sparrow]

fast food is always prohibitively expensive

[fast garden]

god fucking dammit

ok

[keen sparrow]

convenience is the most expensive luxury

[fast garden]

i look up milk on walmart app

remember the price things higher on the app

[glacial haven]

nah the real one is eggs

[fast garden]

bc thats how they make their money off of it

by scamming people and lying ab cost

[glacial haven]

you guys paying about 40$ on 5 eggs

[keen sparrow]

that spikes when there's mass killings of chickens though

because 'bird flu'

[fast garden]

3.50 for a gallon of 2percent like 3.73 for whole

[keen sparrow]

Milk is good because it shows store overhead, gas price, delivery cost, etc

[fast garden]

people always need it and it always needs to be there

[keen sparrow]

bet a gallon of milk is like 12$ in cali right now

while it's like 4$ here

in South Dakota

[fast garden]

bread is a bad item to check because it costs fucking nothing to make and they dont even claims it out for insurance since its worthless

so they just charge whatever for bread

[keen sparrow]

somehow bread wasn't dirt cheap in Portland despite there being a massive Franz bakery right smack dab in the middle of the city

[fast garden]

fuck u give me money

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent @hallow stream @glacial haven

[glacial haven]

I was basically just joking around throughout the entirety of this conversation

[soft coral]

good heavens i started crying i laughed so much

[glacial haven]

But jokes aside, the price hikes are very nice, love paying stupid amounts of money for basic groceries

[keen sparrow]

the level 250 Pyromancer build in Elden Ring

[soft coral]

I CANT BREATHE BRO

FROM LAUFHING

[keen sparrow]

something painful to see is

i could not imagine

That would make my carton 400$

"what if we push smoking cessation by pricing them out of the habit, surely that will work right?"

I predict there's going to be a lot of trips to and from the Phillipines where a pack is like 12 pesos

[glacial haven]

Not even kidding, no amount of stress relieve would be able to make me pay that much for vape liquid for example, I would stop the second if I saw prices like that

[keen sparrow]

I used to exclusively chew nicotine gum, did for a whole year

and then the gum got more expensive than smoking

[fast garden]

cant win with retarded politicians

[keen sparrow]

yeah, if that doesn't say 'we wanna kill the poors' i don't know what does

[keen sparrow]

see you attribute incompetence where i attribute malice

[fast garden]

its both

[keen sparrow]

wish i had that kind of optimism still

[fast garden]

its 100% both

[keen sparrow]

brb, gonna go outside to inhale a goy-stick

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-16845298572699382358

[fast garden]

alright i need to actually do my textbook shit

[glacial haven]

Good luck

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

And fingers crossed you get a job after the course

[stark torrent]

gl king

[fast garden]

instantly tabbed over to a chubby goth chick rubbing soap all over herself gg

[glacial haven]

Anyways, back to learning how complex structures in Rust work while having MoistCritikal play Resident Evil Veronica in the background, raging about having to go back and forth the entire time

[viral egret]

gg