💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

time to lock in

[blazing basin]

I hate that game devs put in so much vignette and c.a. in the scope picture

irl they've very clear

but no - ingame you can only use a 20 x 20 pixel area for aiming

[keen sparrow]

the chromatic abs can be there for lower quality glass

that's fine as long as it's not on like.. the Night Force, Schmidt + Bender, Vortex

[blazing basin]

yeah but barely

[keen sparrow]

but the eye-relief shadow?

yeah that means your PMC doesn't know what they're doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0x9u8WNcg4

[blazing basin]

even the eye-box is not as much of a factor. If your cheek is pressed against the stock, you head doesn't float around behind the scope when walking around

only maybe if you're very zoomed in

[keen sparrow]

I think the biggest offender in Tarkov is the acog

omfg

wtf is this

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-peak-gif-11323509234146738166

[keen sparrow]

Trijicon TA11

[blazing basin]

ah so clear

[keen sparrow]

I can't even say 'Tarkov could never'

it totally can, lol

They choose not to

[blazing basin]

Same with Gaijin and WT. As long as retards keep buying, they don't care at all
They even had the nerve to ask players to nominate the game for a "Labor of love" award 🤡

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

@ancient marsh what was the modpack called

[little flame]

gotcha

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

no backplate

[viral egret]

ok

[cyan garnet]

Epstein loadout

[soft coral]

call me curt kobain the way she has me splattering on the wall

[fast garden]

i dont even know how to interpret that

[soft coral]

we finally broke thee

[fast garden]

oh

the way she has me

nvm

[soft coral]

stupid phone keyboard

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

faaaahhh

[fast garden]

minecraft modding has come so far

[granite coral]

The problem still remains, six months have passed lol
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

[fast garden]

iedy i sent you the access for deadlock

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

good summary of the avatar movie

[keen sparrow]

What’s the difference between epstein and muhammed (police be upon him)

We know muhammed is dead

[soft coral]

I wonder if a butterfly ever wanted a tattoo of a fat single mother on its lower back
@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent

watchu guys think

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ilgbtenha-stantwt

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh earbuds armor

[ancient marsh]

class 5 back plate

class 4 front

retard

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh fatty get out of the fridge

[little flame]

hes a little special

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh he's hitting that epstein stare

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-bludseed-terraria-steam-bludseed-is-epstein-gif-9443738941992892249

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh get on fatty

[ancient marsh]

??

did sween complete arena kills already?

[viral egret]

no

were doing it now

[ancient marsh]

ok do it

[viral egret]

sween underperformed me

and i used lapua nd mosin

[ancient marsh]

him being dogshit at pvp is not news to me

i've known it for like 6+ years ever since csgo days man

[floral orbit]

wtf

he lies

he was belolw me

gipsy

[viral egret]

wasnt

trust

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-epstein-diddy-fight-epic-gif-7074394383694049955

me and @viral egret fighting for 6th

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh we finir

[winged mica]

Xalrider

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @little flame @fast garden @stark torrent

what a fucking epic fight

[little flame]

DEXTER NOOO STOP SAYING IT

[soft coral]

[short cove]

the factory ass eater

[keen sparrow]

who tf needs this

[short cove]

i just saw the pic and was about to ask if youre starting to turn demented

probably for starters

but even then, ammo boxes kinda always look the same for their caliber

[vivid dawn]

I do

Not

Thats retarded

Ivan needs a KG indicator beneath his Tinder dates Profile pics

[short cove]

why did ivan catch a stray lmaooo

does this mog?

this is legit the worst thing ive ever made

this actually seems kinda decent

[vivid dawn]

Cause i love him way to much my Bulgarian metalhead

fancy

[short cove]

the tt from partisan + modded for no reason

also that thing got way too fucking much recoil

atleast as a stat

@keen sparrow ts so goofy

fucking sub 70

[keen sparrow]

That poor thing

[ancient marsh]

??????????????

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

[short cove]

you need to be put down

HE HAD RAM

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit https://www.reddit.com/r/romaniacrazy/comments/1r4scl1/comment/o5drl1j/?context=3

[short cove]

this legit is the entire fucking marked room

doorms

nvm red keycard

but id ont wwant cash, i want weapons

[fast garden]

one of two things sticking out being "RED AREA"

lol

[ancient marsh]

spt players man what can you say

[short cove]

xal arent you a fat fucking chud

[ancient marsh]

hit up specsavers man

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOooEAZ34podsDNL0tGsHVE0T8Vxdmz12uDk7MKuUXHv51QRCra0P

[short cove]

have you considered hitting up some bitches

[ancient marsh]

yes that's why i have a restraining order

[short cove]

ggs

[viral egret]

a

W speed

[short cove]

i could neva

[soft coral]

doom eternal is definitely harder than 2016

[keen sparrow]

you always knew who the woman-beaters were in work-release because they had ankle monitors

and oooh my god would they try everything to hide them

[soft coral]

I am playing on the harder difficulty but even if it was on easier rooms are a bigger challenge

[keen sparrow]

just go sit in woods top loading and unloading the same bolty over and over again

[viral egret]

or 50k for mentor

[soft coral]

I instantly paid the money for mentor

but then again

me and iedy were sitting at over 60 mil at that point from scavving woods so much so

I shouldn't talk

[viral egret]

i have 15k euros

saving for solar power

i got even the microwave

[keen sparrow]

fuuuuuck

[soft coral]

microwave?

u mean the block of cheese

[viral egret]

mcc

euros r so easy to get

legit got all of mine from quests or dailies

[soft coral]

real men scav woods all day while on their call support job to farm money

[viral egret]

idk how i have the block o cheese but not the gpsa

[short cove]

@keen sparrow dude labs is hype asf

[short cove]

WHAAT

[soft coral]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT ARE WE POSTING MANNN

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's crazy now

almost too many bots imo

i always end up bringing vog25s and trip wires to cover my ass while i loot green room now

[short cove]

hooooly

just got shot

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's fucked

[short cove]

i got like 24 kills or smth on customs yesterday

just hobos

[keen sparrow]

Labs used to be chill. 2 3stacks at the start, maybe a loner

[short cove]

i mean I LOVE it

but like

dude

it a little much

[keen sparrow]

and then there'd be a reprieve, for a good 5-10 minutes, then it'd start filling with raiders

[short cove]

9 pmcs

3 raiders

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's fucekd

[viral egret]

what?

9 pmcs is normal

[short cove]

also like pmcs are fucking cracked out of their mind there

[viral egret]

on labs

its 10 pmcs

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure you can set the min-max nubmer of bots per map in the ABPS config

[viral egret]

9 raiders spawn or smth total

[short cove]

yeah but like those are MY kills

[viral egret]

3 waves? idk

[keen sparrow]

k, go labs

[viral egret]

not on pve i will

[keen sparrow]

go labs solo and kill all of them by yourself

[short cove]

and theres pmc on pmc violence

[viral egret]

im not allee or artyom

[keen sparrow]

WHICH IS SO DUMB

[short cove]

i mean not really

but like

[keen sparrow]

how

[short cove]

holy shit whys there this many

[viral egret]

@stark torrent se cearta ca pmc se bate cu pmc in pve

[short cove]

like that a usec kills a bear

[keen sparrow]

The game is literally USEC vs BEAR

[viral egret]

[short cove]

or a usec kills a usec

like how it is on live

but like me getting 9 kills despite everyone shooting everyone

thats crazy

12 total w raiders

also raiders got like dogshit equipment compared to actual pmcs

[keen sparrow]

לך לעשות אהבה עם גבר פחדן

[short cove]

i saw one dude rocking a 338 sniper w hp rounds while he ran a nvg

bro had the giga chad setup and shot in my front plate

[viral egret]

mfw lapua tac x

[short cove]

yeah

180 flesh dmg

[viral egret]

ai can never replicate xiao meng shan fen on labs

[short cove]

bro wouldve EVAPORATED me

[viral egret]

ego peeked me with lapua ap and died

[short cove]

mogged

[keen sparrow]

it actually does that better than replicating normal players

[short cove]

dude i legit got pushed by like

[keen sparrow]

There used to be a great mod that had a 'boss-mania' ssetting

[viral egret]

[short cove]

bots like that 3 times in this raid alone

[keen sparrow]

replaced every AI on labs with a boss from all the other maps

[viral egret]

yea because the only real way ai can be made harder is by giving it literal esp

or aimbot

accuracy and sound improvements or smth

[keen sparrow]

you ain't lived till you've been pushed by goons in the server room

[short cove]

its more shaving reaction time off

[viral egret]

ai cant replicate how i play

i am so chaotic i miss campers

[short cove]

like they unironically swing corners and lock onto you

i killed uno mf in bottom of labs

[keen sparrow]

you'll never get through to them btw

[short cove]

leme pull up a map

[viral egret]

anyhow

real people play too chaotic or weird or unique for anyone to be able to make ai that resembles how they play

[keen sparrow]

you show your SPT survival rate, if it's north of 50% these guys will say bots are too easy, if it's lower then 50%, they'll say you suck

[viral egret]

other than the code magicians at that one game

[keen sparrow]

just a waste of time

[short cove]

so i spawned at reception

[viral egret]

FEAR or whatever

[short cove]

killed one mf

and got pushed by like 3 mfs

[viral egret]

how do u even die to ai

[short cove]

with fucking dogshit weapons

[viral egret]

other than nades

you can exploit those mfs like

ive seen clips of pve ai just, existing

not even shooting

[keen sparrow]

that's PVE

[viral egret]

both spt and tarkov pve

[short cove]

thats public pve

this is spt

[viral egret]

i played spt myself and the pmcs were braindead

[short cove]

you legit can get mogged by someone running ap ammo and hitting a burst over 80 meters

i yet on customs only really face scavs

[viral egret]

again, so can pmcs on live with a bit of luck

[short cove]

and those are weak asf

but dude

[keen sparrow]

what AI mods did you have installed

[short cove]

like boss guards

they sneak onto you

[viral egret]

didnt mod im not taking sain or any other mods in equation

vanilla spt

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

sain maybe improves ai but at the end of the day

[short cove]

and i am running full thermal because i am a little sissy

[viral egret]

nobodys making ai as good as humans

[short cove]

nvm youre more of a sissy

[keen sparrow]

So you played SPT with no code behind the bot behaviour

[short cove]

so its basically point and click

[keen sparrow]

man you're a real authority on this

[short cove]

but dude they fucking crawl on their teeth to you

with you not hearing ANYTHING

[viral egret]

di the spt pmcs have scav ai

or what

[short cove]

and then just stand infront of you and burst fire at you without you having reaction time

also scavs and pmcs can enter dorms without any sound

theyre just there

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/ZlPrZoAZbK0?si=moW-dIisQuJu8Axi
@keen sparrow

[short cove]

theyre fucking mogging

like scavs are still ass

[soft coral]

adorable

[viral egret]

on vanulla slt

spt

not sain

[keen sparrow]

yes, the fallback 'brain-layer' for PMC is scavs if you don't have SAIN, Waypoints, and BigBrains installed

so stfu

[short cove]

but pmcs are like on rouge level atleast

[short cove]

nobody plays spt without sain

[viral egret]

idk i stick to pvp im a chad

[keen sparrow]

there it is

[viral egret]

actually having fun

how are u not bored of bots though

actual question

[short cove]

https://youtu.be/BG7273yDpdA

[short cove]

because the mf who made the mod knows how to mog

[keen sparrow]

because it's not as boring as you've been told it is

[short cove]

bro they legit are unpredictable

[fast garden]

its still pretty fucking boring man

theres some novel things the ai can do with the mods

but barely an upgrade from toddler enrichment videos

[viral egret]

[short cove]

this man dident play spt w sain on labs

i legit felt so entertained

[keen sparrow]

should i just crank SAIN up to deathwish and record a firefight?

[fast garden]

what does labs have to do with sain ai

[short cove]

couldent pick shit up bc overweight

[viral egret]

doesnt matter how much spt ai buffing mods you get you will still be called noob for playinf pve or wtv the argument ends

[viral egret]

bro thats a skill issue

mf doesnt know what m.u.l.e. is

[short cove]

you dont get breaks

[viral egret]

or l1

[fast garden]

"if i give the ai legit walls and actual aimbot it will be more interesting"

[keen sparrow]

yup. and you won't see us crying about cheaters or whatever buff or nerf Nikita pulls out of his ass next month

[fast garden]

the only thing interesting in sain is watching the ai fight each other

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

i only cry about the fact i cant do quests without folding to the guards with aimbot

mfw sanitar guadd insta head eye me

[fast garden]

in literally any situation

[short cove]

labs w sain legit is edgecase testing

[keen sparrow]

4.0 AI is kinda scuffed in that you get swarmed by scavs so fast you can't even pack a 30-rounder fully between fights

[fast garden]

there is no reason to argue about spt vs live ai or how much harder the game can be or whatever

[viral egret]

y pack js being more

4 mags 1 in gun 3 rig

[short cove]

i legit was chewing through 9 pmcs before i could repack really

[viral egret]

enough for zntthing

unless ur sped and put a mag into a dead body

talking from my experience

[short cove]

also like to reduce downtime i run a mod where you can basically get a speedloader by putting multitools in your special slots

so i got like 40% faster packing speed or smth

[viral egret]

nilita shoulf add this

unrionically

[short cove]

and dude i still choked

[fast garden]

at the end of the day, the unpredictability of other human beings is the extra dimension that makes a game "more"

[short cove]

the cryon constant

like bots very much ego peek

[keen sparrow]

iirc Realism lets you fully disassemble guns in raid if you have the multitool in your special slot

[short cove]

thats hype tbh

like i so often just want to like take one thing off

like idk

the barrel or a stock

but cant

[keen sparrow]

it just makes sense

I begged Fontaine to let me add that code to my leatherman MUT mod

considering that specific leatherman is specifically made for firearms maintenance

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-22065664

time to labs

[keen sparrow]

yeah you'll have it done in the first 10 minutes of the raid, jfc

[viral egret]

mfw

have to kill guys with svd

throw a nade really badly

almost kill myself

and run away

[soft coral]

haha you gey @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

you unemployed

[soft coral]

tru

[short cove]

i am contemplating if i should run a vss or some other fucking crazy shit like the fa m700

but i think that thing got too bad ergo

[keen sparrow]

happy valentine's day boo-boo

[viral egret]

isnt it like a "stating the obvious" contest

[short cove]

wait fr

[keen sparrow]

cum gimme some sugar

[short cove]

i thought it was just memes n shit

[viral egret]

no

ivan is unemployed yeah

[soft coral]

9x39 legit borb yesterday

[viral egret]

isnt gey

rex isnt gey

[soft coral]

fucking moron

[viral egret]

he has like

a wife?

[short cove]

borb

tf

[viral egret]

or is it a gf

[keen sparrow]

he didn't open this channel during Ivan's tomato cannery arc

[soft coral]

born

[viral egret]

bro

@keen sparrow wtf are u doing

dont u spend valentines day with ur gf

orw hatever

or with therappist

for whatever ereason

[keen sparrow]

When you're 32 going on 33 and you've been with that person for 8 years

[short cove]

however i am employed since like 2,5 years at the same place now

[viral egret]

was she with you when you went to prison too

[keen sparrow]

Valentine's day is kinda

[short cove]

rex you smell that?

smells like dirt

[keen sparrow]

we met after

[keen sparrow]

?

[viral egret]

so implying you went to prison in your early twenties

[soft coral]

Wow gj

[viral egret]

ok

[short cove]

(this is a hint of you being so old you are soon going to be smelling dirt)

((grave))

[keen sparrow]

It was jail and i was 23 or so, yeah

[viral egret]

i still cant remember the difference

jail is like

under a year or smth

or under 6 months

[keen sparrow]

Jail is for any time served under a year

[viral egret]

prison is above

i switch them around

[keen sparrow]

yes

[fast garden]

jail is like

finger wag

youve been a bad boy

[keen sparrow]

don't feel too bad, literally noone gets them right

[viral egret]

prison is hole extension

[short cove]

i legit dont know if this is fr or nah, this channel operates on like 4 layers of irony

[keen sparrow]

i got a helluva a plea deal, let me tell you

[viral egret]

did you have diddy's lawyer

or OJ simpsons lawyer (they are the same person)

[keen sparrow]

his last name was french so probably not jewish, no

[viral egret]

bro got francois as his lawyer

probably gave the judge head behind the courtroom so he would get you out faster

french are like that

or smth

[soft coral]

this time its sincere

[keen sparrow]

it was Fauche

which, looking back now

[soft coral]

listen 9x39 I may be a villain

but I'm no monster

[short cove]

oj simpsons lawyer saying to him that he should try to glove on while he wears gloves:

[keen sparrow]

is a hilarious name for a lawyer

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

something the jews could never say

[short cove]

i greatly apprechiate your gesture of approval.

[viral egret]

if their bank account reaches 0$ they die

[fast garden]

my name Josh Nocash

[keen sparrow]

k, tabbing back into fallout 4 so i can hear boo-boop in 2 minutes again and tab back out

[fast garden]

Chris Brokeasfuck

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wCIt5BZZs4U?si=COzuIr0PH7pw7bC2

[gritty python]

https://youtu.be/jytimVo769M?si=YUIydjow1JnXzn30

[short cove]

no sterotypes were harmed in the making of this video

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-9579170

[viral egret]

booosh

[fast garden]

[gritty python]

only 15 more to go cryon

[fast garden]

this should become a deadlock channel instead

however

we keep it named the same way as to not attract undesireables

[viral egret]

the only deadlock(ed) i know is on gd

[viral egret]

16

51 is elite

[gritty python]

that last 100xp is only a few raids

[fast garden]

a few dozen maybe (i fucking hate post .12 skill leveling)

end wipe with 1600 raids

[gritty python]

getting elite this wipe took ages

[fast garden]

lvl 17 mag drills

ok

[viral egret]

i have like level 10 magdrills or smth

9 or 10

got to be one off them

[fast garden]

meanwhile food stamp gorilla pmc gets max metab in 2 weeks

[viral egret]

i think only from arena

[fast garden]

interchange shopping cart full of bullshit

[gritty python]

i mean when you walk around like a fat kid in a buffet eating every morsel you find

[fast garden]

dude you dont get it i will LITERALLY DIE if i dont pick up and eat every single piece of food i see

20 snickers bars

12 packs of oatflakes

13 half drank apple juices

4 tushonka

43 herring

[gritty python]

bro’s pmc has low blood sugar

[fast garden]

2 bottles of jack

[viral egret]

i only ever pick up tushonkas and buckwheat

[fast garden]

xalrider meal plan

[viral egret]

getting that xalrider build

[viral egret]

mf stole it telepathically

[gritty python]

great minds think alike

[fast garden]

being honest i was referring more to how xalrider has talked about that combo

[keen sparrow]

Literally worse levelling than OSRS

and that's saying something

The game notorious for having korean MMO style grinds

[fast garden]

[gritty python]

still not as bad as BDO

[fast garden]

kill killa 100 times pls sir

[viral egret]

master of goy

[fast garden]

im gonna solo queue deadlock if the games go badly you guys will know

[keen sparrow]

true, nothing beats 'look at the north star at this exact spot standing on one foot while having this number of coins in your pocket to get a .01% percent chance at improving that one piece of gear'

[gritty python]

“What if we made fishing the most time consuming skill to level, I’m talking .005 XP per cast”

“Holy fuck you’re a genius”

[gritty python]

oh they’re both pure suffering

at least runescape can have returns

bdo is just… the pit where time goes to die

[keen sparrow]

my level 99 magic was literally 50 hours of ice barraging skeleton monkeys

[gritty python]

reminds me of the tileman ranged crab genocide

[keen sparrow]

just sitting there throwing prayer pots in the trash, clicking on a blob of NPCs i had stacked together

[keen sparrow]

oh bro

noone knows suffering until they've done tileman or chunk-lock

[gritty python]

tileman is not for the faint of heart

30 hours of murdering intro rat spawn on 2 tiles

[keen sparrow]

friend of mine that does ff14 ultimate raids wanted a game to play between expacs

they watched a tileman episode with me, their first OSRS account was a tileman

they lasted 1 day

[short cove]

is there a map where i can kinda chain marked rooms?

[viral egret]

reserve

pkpts, vo and bk

[short cove]

they good keys?

[viral egret]

never opened

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[viral egret]

[short cove]

u know what to do

[ancient marsh]

of course:

[short cove]

tf

just walk wool

or sneak

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-agartha-jeffrey-epstein-gif-15389184639175530670

me using magic mirror:

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/btOidOrt-pI

[short cove]

lighthouse ong my map

however i just got lit up by like some mf who ran some epsteinian smg built

i think i kinda am alr as a marksman

[viral egret]

[short cove]

i dont know how like 1300 dmg got taken by armour, i used the mc fucking m993

shit got like 60 pen

[viral egret]

bro does not know

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

dont ever trust the hitcount

or dmg delt to body

because its inaccurate

[short cove]

Also thing I found while wandering a uni city nearby

I think brotholomeus plays tarkov

Just shattered windows and shit for no fucking reason

[keen sparrow]

lol, my grandpa has a dozen boxes of this shit for his .357 Desert Eagle

[viral egret]

irl room 314

[keen sparrow]

The rumour was that it got banned due too so many medical professionals getting their hands cut through their gloves while removing the petals from people

[short cove]

But ong, as I went inside the building however it just reeked of shit, piss and vomit

No ledx, keycards or guns

[viral egret]

average marked room loot

opened to get a badge and a broken receiver for a gun

[short cove]

I'd say that's cap bc like

Surgeons don't just dig through you

They got tools yk

[short cove]

@fast garden lock in

[fast garden]

i do not like a single song on their new album

its all leaning more towards being rave music/edm

[short cove]

I yet didn't listen to it except like head up which Imo is hype and sounding kinda like attacking vertical

Yeah I get it now

Alr atleast like half the album is kinda mid

Hoped for more after like 16 months

[viral egret]

god bless openai killed chatgpt 4o

and killed a subreddit of women using ai as boyfriends

AND the new models dont allow that shit

[mortal lynx]

another semi-auto only gun to the pile

[gritty python]

spectre from black ops 1

[mortal lynx]

vpo 185

i got the spectre but i need to find a good gun to base it on

[native crypt]

fallout 3 10mm smg if it was evil

[gritty python]

the enclave variant

[mortal lynx]

the chinese countepart

[native crypt]

i said evil

[mortal lynx]

which reminds me

[native crypt]

kino

[mortal lynx]

it really does have its charm

mainly nostalgia of fo3 anchorage

[native crypt]

i remember showing my dad the gary 23 glitch when he asked me if he could keep the Anchorage skinned guns

[keen sparrow]

okay that's kinda based, ngl

[mortal lynx]

i think the combat armor from that dlc was so pristine

[winged mica]

CHINESE ASSAULT RIFLE

[keen sparrow]

i love this as i'm playing fallslop 4 right now

[keen sparrow]

Is WTT diamond-handing the PDW stock for the SCAR

[mortal lynx]

you mean the retracting one?

[keen sparrow]

this beautiful abomination

[winged mica]

Ah

Scar PDW

I love that gun

[mortal lynx]

i don't think anyone is planning to make one

[keen sparrow]

want me to rip it?

[mortal lynx]

its fine im pretty sure tron has the source model

[keen sparrow]

[mortal lynx]

i remember the pack it came with

[keen sparrow]

oh okay, no yeah you're right

[keen sparrow]

yeah cool cool, can't wait to play with it in 2030

ty ty

y'know, just after he's figured out how to have babies with ruby

awesome

[mortal lynx]

he showed rwby how to make gun containers now

[fast garden]

what the fuck is anyone talking about

[mortal lynx]

the dude has a skill for it

[keen sparrow]

that's how it starts

that's how it started with me too

i'll just rip it and send it to you, it can be our little secret

[mortal lynx]

oh i meant that the pack was shared with the team

i can make it, but it wasn't planned by me

[keen sparrow]

i'm not on that git repo anymore GG

[mortal lynx]

especially after maka is doing a lot of cod animation ports

[keen sparrow]

yeah idk how i feel connecting them with the hub of SPT modding, lol

i might've sent maka to their doom

[mortal lynx]

im making sure they don't do any wrong decision for what its worth

[keen sparrow]

just don't

let

Epic

[mortal lynx]

like start talking in the main spt

[keen sparrow]

teach them how to texture

[mortal lynx]

oh dw they have their own method for almost every game

[keen sparrow]

thank god

[mortal lynx]

i made sure they knew epics bold but tricky method for metalic in tarkov

[keen sparrow]

he spent a year re-inventing the wheel

[mortal lynx]

massivesoft is speaking alot more in the server

especially after seeing maka animations

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's huge tbh

[native crypt]

i realy liked his type 64 mod

did profane things to reshala with that gun

[keen sparrow]

[mortal lynx]

he updated it

along side some of saintdeer guns

like the qbz 191 and apc

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[keen sparrow]

Doesn't the base SCAR with no stock already have this section?

[native crypt]

the new poster looks like shit

[fast garden]

kryakov?

[native crypt]

i think so

its the reward for the new duck event

and a shitty funko pop to

[mortal lynx]

i don't think so

[compact knoll]

I see you detransitioned

[fast garden]

once again

another female character

granted

not that you would ever be able to tell

[winged mica]

AI gen?

[native crypt]

i cant tell

[stark torrent]

i see

so we are going to phase 2

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[soft coral]

nahh we got youtube shorts on the tv now
@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/-ByjZFMyrrI?t=1436

@ancient marsh timecode

[ancient marsh]

woah

flashling light warning

jesus

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

wild name

[ancient marsh]

yuou cant say that

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/52hueytl75UoOYmdeJ

[soft coral]

bro getting reported to oblivion for that joke it was nice knowing you

[floral orbit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aiwars/comments/1r3cqjf/you_cant_tell_this_is_ai_anymore_seedance_20s/
@stark torrent @ancient marsh @viral egret @remote fox

[stark torrent]

ye saw it

RAM +30% price

[floral orbit]

good good

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[ancient marsh]

it's crazy how china LIVES by the fuckin "made in china = low quality slop that's cheap to produce" motto

[granite coral]

💱 2,893 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro: is equal to 567.95 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

[cyan garnet]

What in the monopoly money

[floral orbit]

lions

[ancient marsh]

good morning my shmaloogles

https://tenor.com/view/shmaloogles-smiling-friends-roto-scope-roto-scoping-smurfs-gif-13906212018983457179

https://tenor.com/view/shmaloogles-smiling-friends-gif-11140907439326201118

man i love smiling friends

when tarkov @floral orbit @stark torrent @viral egret

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/adultswim-sad-adult-swim-smiling-friends-jtCWcNXPFPft5ERowE

imma go take out the trash and recycle some bottles , buy some monster and we can play

cmon cryon lets go out

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/msnbc-nbc-dateline-tcap-to-catch-a-predator-gif-4715468942015556035

[floral orbit]

be careful so the gypsies don't stab and steal your bottles

Bucuresti pvp zone

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-breaking-bad-walter-white-kj8M1xRRriY3m

i will bite their hand off

RAAAARGH

not my 50 bani per bottle

[ancient marsh]

guys i opened tarkov and a new location got addet to my shooter born

i need 5 kills on a map called Brasov

[floral orbit]

who is from there?

[ancient marsh]

Fence

[floral orbit]

he is romanian

[stark torrent]

best map in this dogshit country

i would have moved to Brasov if they had any job market

[ancient marsh]

im joking i dont know

[stark torrent]

sadge

[ancient marsh]

is brasov good

i know the name from

[stark torrent]

as the city is pretty cool , as a job market , no , its shit

[ancient marsh]

i saw the name from one of those funni cigan romanian nightcore music

where drunk people are in horse carriages

or stealing fridges singlehandedly

[floral orbit]

dayum, the ai slops are evolving fast

[viral egret]

i dont have mousepad rn

[stark torrent]

carriages are getting phased out by those 3 wheel semi bike thingies with a bed

[floral orbit]

we got MJ vs the austrian guy, chinese Kanye tf

[viral egret]

its drying

[viral egret]

decent

went there once

[floral orbit]

bro came on it so had to wash it

[viral egret]

ass iedy said its cool but jobs nowhere

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[stark torrent]

what do you know about jobs man you are 16

put the fuckin tarkov in the bag

[viral egret]

my parents

time to see what the cultists bestow me

another fucking slim diary

[stark torrent]

as a teacher i might be able to find a school there to go to , maybe

but rent is dogshit

[viral egret]

idk the zoos there are cool

one of my friends pissed off the monkeys

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gameofthrones-westeros-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-akotsk-QyIUUUxW5jNVUrotQ8

oh you mean the animals

[viral egret]

yes

ouush

finished textile now

[compact knoll]

What about that city

@fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-effect-monster-white-monster-monster-effect-monster-energy-gif-11892157842799971669

Time to go buy a white monster

https://youtu.be/3hVXt9NYiJA?si=aOoPOiZMv8z0SCkB

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-agartha-gif-6211173812848242691

[ancient marsh]

looking at the profile picture it's probably real

[compact knoll]

Damn it might be

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254669393955258399/1470604642445561866/17706898645646251871971354176846.gif

did u really wash the mousepad

[viral egret]

my mom did

i just woke up without it

[compact knoll]

discord deciding to make me join vc 2 for no reason

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/man-spider-norman-eZWDtObUy1AycMofFB

[compact knoll]

while i was walking down the stairs with my phone off

[stark torrent]

i understand

[compact knoll]

i am turning this app off when i go to jerk off next time

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

get your head out of the fridge fatty lets play

[compact knoll]

how else do you get it clean

[stark torrent]

you dont stain it in the first place

you dont eat / drink / cum on it

[compact knoll]

it gets dirty anyway

unless you clean your hands like a surgeon before getting on pc everytime

[viral egret]

my mousepad was completely cclean aswell my mom just decided to take it and wash it overnight

[compact knoll]

scrape your mousepad with a nail right know

i guarantee you it will have gunk on it

[compact knoll]

just dry it with a towel

its fine

it will be wet but you can play on it

i did it before

see if your mouse tracks first tho

[viral egret]

its already dry

[vivid dawn]

Its @flat breach

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zenless-zone-zero-rukaatetozen-xB5sPYrGYJJZYNDr6S

[little flame]

iedy is dry

https://klipy.com/gifs/huh-po

[compact knoll]

This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a comment, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language "Es ist trocken" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

[stark torrent]

!aoe

[safe summit]

@stark torrent
The presence of engine modifications other than the official ones from demonized (included in GAMMA) disqualifies you from receiving support.

• For support, please contact their authors.
• If the problem persists even after completely removing all unofficial engine modifications, we will consider your request.

Important note: Discussion, mention, and promotion of these modifications are strictly prohibited. Please, do not ask why.

[little flame]

WOAH

https://klipy.com/gifs/bane-no

[compact knoll]

so why is it

[vivid dawn]

exactly

[stark torrent]

closed source mod that only gives support in their private discord that you need to sloppy to get in

[soft coral]

the beef between grok and that russian guy creating the mod is like the bloods and crips istg

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-laugh-ai-baby

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

[viral egret]

legalise abortion

[little flame]

[soft coral]

what does the watermelon represent?

[little flame]

ur balls

[soft coral]

wait no i cant continue that sentence

[soft coral]

right

[little flame]

OHHH

i get it

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[compact knoll]

palestine flag

same colours

a dogwhistle kinda

[viral egret]

wtf is this

[compact knoll]

intersex

[little flame]

[soft coral]

theyre a transformer or something idk

[compact knoll]

i think

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350541574934888448/1418955742278320268/4x.avif

[little flame]

[soft coral]

good

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

maybe theyre a decepticon

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-gkn-gif-9855579477037581607

[soft coral]

cant wait for all of us to get collectively reported

[flat breach]

beef
just some guy that doesn't wanna go open source

[soft coral]

okay

[winged mica]

say

if Dry shower

is he still Dry

or he's Wet

[ancient marsh]

what does the watermelon mean

[compact knoll]

.

[ancient marsh]

oh

why not use the actual flag

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464208756727611476/1470149707564060782/togif.gif

[winged mica]

why did you C conscious him 😭

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1466066867742576752/20240210_004012.gif

[little flame]

crine 🥀

[winged mica]

im not cringe

I play SPT

\

[little flame]

crine

not cringe

[winged mica]

you are crime

[little flame]

crine

[winged mica]

gotta wear whatever I have

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh at least he got sbih done

https://giphy.com/gifs/wamoo-wamooo-soulpiercing-pf99BBdng0NZGfztU2

[ancient marsh]

Xalrider statement: "I forgive the shooter, at least he got shooterborn kills, it's what iedy and cryon would have wanted"

i have a couple fireworks flares, gonna set em off after

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-fireworks-tpusa-reaction-gif-charlie-kirk-gif-1687633004391655229

[viral egret]

grazed the top of his head

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-i-like-your-cut-g-among-us-gif-18783816

[ancient marsh]

i love the last frame of cryon dying is him standing completely still bro

[viral egret]

@little flame

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

LMAO

[ancient marsh]

BREAKING NEWS:
Iedy died 3 raids ago
Xalrider reported 2 raids pregnant

[viral egret]

father unknown

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fbi-files

[viral egret]

golden name

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baby-explosion-explosion-meme

[floral orbit]

@viral egret what you missed

[viral egret]

bro takes pp and spp

and bt

[winged mica]

ammo is ammo

[viral egret]

youre on spt you dont need high pen ammo

the bots run like class 4

[winged mica]

ass to pen

[ancient marsh]

send tagilla after them

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-gif-4123909010918449978

[little flame]

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-gaming-breathtaking-rip-george-floyd-gif-26093469

[floral orbit]

bro using m856a1 and speaking

[gritty python]

5.56 feels like you’re shooting sharpened airsoft pellets

[viral egret]

yeah yeah

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/feyresmaid-gif-21798212

[compact knoll]

@remote fox hop on squad

[soft coral]

died of cringe

bro legit dropped like a half life CP protection agent ggs

[compact knoll]

https://fixvx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2022654398477091112 @stark torrent

Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW)

This is now canon

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 14, 2026, 12:49 PM

[soft coral]

so helldivers is doom but in space

[remote fox]

Maybe in an hour.

[compact knoll]

copy that beautiful

[soft coral]

say what

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-gif-4123909010918449978

how artem felt typing that

[winged mica]

nice

[ancient marsh]

just play cod bro

what is that UI

[viral egret]

4.400 hp

too

[cyan garnet]

4400 health

Spt players need to be studied

[winged mica]

wtf

ya kno what

I brought this to myself

but never know it can spawn here

[hollow patrol]

4400 health? when are you spose to die

[gritty python]

i love being inable to complete the price of independence

[viral egret]

yeah

it spawns therer

in shturmans shack thingy

or the trck

thingy

i remember hearing iedy talk abt it

[winged mica]

like

in 15 shots?

[hollow patrol]

just die in 1 bullet like a man

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit forgot to give you a class 6 plate

whatever man fuck you anyway

[winged mica]

nah

Im trying to do some roguelite RPG shit

let me be mane

[hollow patrol]

neerd

[viral egret]

atleast ur not posting ur spt shit every minute like the others

[floral orbit]

all good

small stash

[ancient marsh]

what armor did u have

couldnt u just put it in

[floral orbit]

the russian plate carrier

bagary?

idk how to type properly

[ancient marsh]

bagariy

[winged mica]

[remote fox]

@compact knoll Squad?

Ignored by my Kitten

[gritty python]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wamoo-wamooo-soulpiercing-pf99BBdng0NZGfztU2

[ancient marsh]

50 fps
low fov
7000 UI elements

YEP, it's SPT time

[compact knoll]

Lost electricity

[remote fox]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[winged mica]

You shut your fucking mouth

[ancient marsh]

not a single lie was said by me there

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-wake-up-sleeping-basketball-gif-22752712

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-cox-jesse-cox-mouse-cable-gif-22751456

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/mOaK1XwSIU

Breaking news

Killa found dead under Bakhmut

This drone footage shows the moment of him getting hit by an fvp drone

[winged mica]

No shit sherlock

When did I say you lie

So you are admitting you are?

[viral egret]

THIS SHIT LACED @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[ancient marsh]

live BSG footage

[viral egret]

he literally

dragge dme

towards himl

and shotgunned me with 40 witherskulls

bless this game

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-gif-4123909010918449978

[viral egret]

he can hit through walls

[winged mica]

Jeffrey Diddy

[viral egret]

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-capping-thats-cap-whole-lotta-cap-hood-guy-gif-26779728

me every time cryon says anything in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

when cryon says objectively untrue information with complete confidence is my favorite thing ever

it happens so often

[floral orbit]

"sween I found igolnik after you looted"

when, where?

last raid....when I was 50 meters behind him

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/steve-greenhatgifs-jeffrey-epstien-127bGcHxxc75MovECt

[viral egret]

that is exactly what i said

full blast confidence

[floral orbit]

cryon

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh what are these evil ass rape dungeons bro

[floral orbit]

how can you loot after me when I AM BEHIND you

[viral egret]

10k hp boss

and he has special effects

mf was literally dragging me to him

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @viral egret come quest man

[viral egret]

sur

[compact knoll]

Dude i really need to get a haircut

I look like a schoolshooter

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-smiling-friends-charlie-shrimp-smiling-friends-charlie-smiling-friends-gif-24474203

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-ricky-berwick-ricky-berwick-vlog-disgusting-throw-gif-19082655