#💣tarkov-released

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short cove
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Second best 9x39

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Best common 9x39

viral egret
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9x39 is dogshit caliber but i never tried iit

short cove
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Eats ass for any armored enemy

short cove
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And the damage is goated

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However you either need gunsmith set or be a mono to reliably get a supply of the ammo

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But when it works it's so goated

viral egret
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reshala bunkhouse is crazy underrated

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as val, bitcoin, veritas, golden cock and 2 skulls

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and a vase

soft coral
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YOU LOVE COCK thumbsUp2x

keen sparrow
soft coral
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AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

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PAUSE

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you made it gey

keen sparrow
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If you can’t kiss the homie on the lips goodnight, is they really your homie?

soft coral
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dark souls is on sale

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but only 50%

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because greedy japanese devs

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also I love how much doom 2016 relies on imp spam

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every fight is like 50% imps

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but it makes it interesting and fun to fight em cuz they're all over the place

viral egret
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try ultra nightmare fr

soft coral
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nah

gritty python
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the imp one shot of doom and despair

keen sparrow
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UNFATHOMABLY BASED AND TRUE

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fuckin DS3 and DLC still being 80$ is a joke and a crime

soft coral
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I know the game is good
but its not good to the point I'm paying 80 bucks

soft coral
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idc what people say
and how much they praise myacucki and fromcock

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highest I'd pay is 15 bucks

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not 20

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anyway bought a white monster

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thumbsUp2x we win

hallow stream
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Depends how you view it

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I got nightreign for 20 bucks and put in 100 hours and still play it with friend

soft coral
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nightreign

hallow stream
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If i get a hour for every euro i spent on the game then its worth it for me

soft coral
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wrap it up broski

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I'm talking specifically the 3 dark souls games

hallow stream
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Spent 15 on red dead 2 and got 150 hours

soft coral
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not the fucking fortnite spinoff

hallow stream
hallow stream
soft coral
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genuinely what the fuck

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is your point

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bro just talking stuff

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yapping with 0 purpose

hallow stream
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If you get 30 hours out of ds3 for 30 bucks its worth it

soft coral
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no.

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absolutely the fk not

hallow stream
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80 bucks is just too much doe and you are right

soft coral
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for 30 hours I'd pay no more than 10 bucks for a game

soft coral
hallow stream
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omegakekw you sound like a gypsie right now

soft coral
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no

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I'm just not gonna indulge in greedy japanese devs fantasies

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I'm not paying that much money for your game

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eat sand

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even if its the second coming of christ

keen sparrow
hallow stream
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Oh yea that is true

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Unless its like death stranding

keen sparrow
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That is the point

hallow stream
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Thats the only exception ive seen

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Shit goes on sale for 75% off all the time

keen sparrow
hallow stream
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I will politely not respect your opinion

keen sparrow
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DS3 is from 11 years ago

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How tf is it still full price

hallow stream
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Look at it this way if games could go down in price cause they're old then you would have developers upselling old games too because inflation of currency

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Like we all know it would happen caught

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God fucking forbid a decent game was at a decent price

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No were going to start charging you 80 bucks for triple a junk next year

soft coral
hallow stream
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Capcom just fucking sucks

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I leave it at that

keen sparrow
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Oh hm. Interesting. That’s a good point actually.

hallow stream
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The last ones right

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Sekiro never goes under 30

soft coral
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plus SOTE dlc

hallow stream
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40 for a fucking dlc man

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That makes you want to kill yourself

soft coral
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well in SOTE's case its justified slightly as that dlc is genuinely insanely well made and is massive

hallow stream
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Cause the bosses all mostly have 1 shot bullshit attacks

soft coral
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but ye

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40 bucks is a bit too much

hallow stream
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They probably looked at their sales numbers and saw most people got the game for 20 bucks

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So they just made the dlc cost 40

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Also that shit has never went on sale once

soft coral
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I get that majority of western gamer chuds for some reason praise japanese games and while I've only played a handful of them
those being MGR and ER
theyre not THAT good for me to pay such money dude
@hallow stream @keen sparrow

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pipe the fuck down

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zelda , pokemon and final fantasy have been the same fucking running franchise since 20 years ago

keen sparrow
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The majority of them will have great gameplay and polish. But the story

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Ooooh my god

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Their story-writing always feels like it was written by an angsty athiest middle-schooler

soft coral
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the story is the same on the surface
destined hero prophesized to do something great and blah blah

hallow stream
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Not to mention it has 0 depth

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As a turn based game franchise

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Its ass

soft coral
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idk if its me being balkan and the games I grew up with

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but for the life of me

hallow stream
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Its just nostalgia bait

soft coral
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I can't see japanese games being THAT good

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to justify their price points

hallow stream
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I played botw and had fun purely cause theres just a ton of shit to do

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Its like red dead 2

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You can finish it within 15 hours or you can play for 150

soft coral
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I mean yeah

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granted there is the occasional gem

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but a good chunk of the titles feel like filler material

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just release something for the sake of it

hallow stream
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Also well

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I played it for free

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Never finished it doe

fast garden
little flame
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I grew up with pokemon mystery dungeon actual banger games

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Played white n black and some older ones too

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But idk pokemon became dogshit

keen sparrow
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Like Bethesda, they got away with being mediocre for too long

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Gamefreak + Bethesda not learning any new game development tricks or trying a new engine =

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Bethesda games have been on Papyrus since fuckin 2001, and gamefreak screwed the pooch so hard on 3d modeling that the 3ds could barely handle more than 2 pokemon on screen

hallow stream
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played at my friends birthday when I was like 8 or 9

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me and my friend thought we were doing shit but the controller was unplugged

cyan garnet
hallow stream
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TELL EM

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TELL EM

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SPIT YOUR SHIT

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i agree with that fully

keen sparrow
gritty python
little flame
viral egret
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@stark torrent @hollow patrol

little flame
gritty python
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i still listen to the OST all the time

little flame
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Same

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Dialgas theme is peak too

gritty python
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that fucking beach scene OST with the sunrise is a bullet train to nostalgia town

viral egret
little flame
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Can*

gritty python
gritty python
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sad that game series has been reduced to nada

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writing for those games went hard for no reason

gritty python
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ig hard to separate the nostalgia factor of it all lmao

gritty python
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THAT SOUND

little flame
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Replayed it a few years ago just not the same tho

gritty python
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nah it’ll never hit like it did on an actual DS

stark torrent
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in acelasi an

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l-a durut in pl , era pe teren 24/7 juca fotbal cu oricine avea sport

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kekl 6 ore de fotbal

stark torrent
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hai ba bagam arena cf

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where is @ancient marsh alooo

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are you slaving again

floral orbit
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my lions @ancient marsh @stark torrent @viral egret 30-40 min we win in arena?

stark torrent
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yes king

floral orbit
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era sa zic ceva care incepe cu n☠️☠️🤣🤣

floral orbit
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I collect wood for fire

stark torrent
stark torrent
compact knoll
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you still going?

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no shit its been more

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its been close to 5

ancient marsh
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@floral orbit i'll be there in 30

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prob more

stark torrent
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the barrel has to roll uphill doesnt he

ancient marsh
compact knoll
floral orbit
floral orbit
ancient marsh
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Anyways

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My discord bypasser broke

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Ill have to figure that out when I get home

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Maybe download an update

floral orbit
compact knoll
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also killed valorant apparently

remote fox
viral egret
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@stark torrent @floral orbit yall still alive?#

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i just got home

stark torrent
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imma make dinner now

ancient marsh
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maybe sth died

viral egret
remote fox
viral egret
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they stole my barrel

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@ancient marsh

native crypt
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they thought it had copper in it

pallid bolt
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Turned your M4 into a mortar tube

viral egret
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@stark torrent mihel jakon

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file epstin

soft coral
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@native crypt @stark torrent pog2

native crypt
stark torrent
floral orbit
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eat faster fatty

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ia ba si tu o pizza cu gust de carton @stark torrent peeposmile

soft coral
soft coral
native crypt
soft coral
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fucking hell this looks good on hdr

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@native crypt

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wtf is this intro

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intro so metal and heavy it generates its own gravity

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ok this shit

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looks RIDICULOUS on HDR and ray tracing
@native crypt

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@stark torrent @keen sparrow

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holy fucking shit

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what is blessing my eyes

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granted discord compressed SDR screenshots dont do it justice

native crypt
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yeah they made it look real nice

floral orbit
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iesi ba din frigider

viral egret
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@stark torrent ce ai facut ba te-a mancat cuptoru

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a trecut o ora

stark torrent
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Mmmmm

floral orbit
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enjoy

ancient marsh
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those potatoes soggy asf

viral egret
glacial haven
# stark torrent

for a second i thought you just put the food on the table without a plate

keen sparrow
stark torrent
soft coral
keen sparrow
soft coral
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mhmmm

viral egret
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@remote fox join vc

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rq

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king

keen sparrow
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BRO HOW IS STARFIELD FULL PRICE,

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who are they kidding lmfao

soft coral
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@keen sparrow pog2

keen sparrow
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I wonder how long i can pause windows updates before it just tells me to fuck off and installs it while i'm sleeping anyways

soft coral
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I'll tell you

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about 3 or so weeks

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round it out to about a month

native crypt
keen sparrow
soft coral
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at least it was for me like that cuz I've been pausing them for a month now and the other day an update installed overnight

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DESPITE

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my pc being put in sleep mode

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okay microsoft

keen sparrow
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look at the last update. October last year kekl

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i paused this new one till the end of next month

glacial haven
ancient marsh
viral egret
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@little flame do u have theta questline yet

little flame
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no

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i gotta go customs

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to plant

glacial haven
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If you can, install an update blocker

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Because 25h2 is unstable as fuck

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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It's completely fine until it literally is not

keen sparrow
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I'm still dodging that bullet, lol

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I like my PC being able to POST

keen sparrow
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or both

viral egret
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might be

glacial haven
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it literally is the system

keen sparrow
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yikes

glacial haven
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ever since they publicly announced they are now proudly using 40% ai generated code (probably assisted, not entirely written by ai but still), I have had the most random memory related issues

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but it's only memory related, never anything else

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and my ram is completely fine, i tested it several times by now

short cove
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@keen sparrow

glacial haven
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with both occt and memtest86, not a single issue after 2 hours of testing, it literally is just windows being an unstable piece of shit

keen sparrow
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i've played it, it's... a game

keen sparrow
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like people selling PS4s that have that Silent Hill demo installed

glacial haven
viral egret
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@ancient marsh @stark torrent

short cove
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dude i am doign some killing mfs w the aug quest

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and holy shit i can not play with a aug

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hoooly

cyan garnet
short cove
keen sparrow
short cove
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those are goofy stats

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legit unreal

mortal lynx
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Look at the irl rifle

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Its a recoiless gun, even more than the ak107

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But only semi auto

keen sparrow
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Thank you sir

short cove
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lowkey, the aug scope is so fucking aids

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holy shti

viral egret
short cove
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i legit cant see anything anywhere else when i scope in

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the top irons are ass

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the dot in the scope is the size of a head at like 5 meters

viral egret
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r u on live or spt

short cove
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its just cancer

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spt

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still aids

viral egret
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stop complaining then

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just change it

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aug can take the stupid scope mount thingy

short cove
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yeah but like

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still aids

viral egret
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it doesnt matter

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just dont use it then

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5 target kills with an aug is easy already

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if it was pmcs ok whatever

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spt pmcs are even more braindead than i am

short cove
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nahhh

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they are more locked in then you

short cove
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@ancient marsh pull that clip with cryon buffering for 10 seconds out

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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they can hipfire while jumping

short cove
keen sparrow
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steroidal

short cove
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having some movement noise buff

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like some sneaked up in the 3 story dorms building while i was in the marked room

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and i heard NOTHING

keen sparrow
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yeah, Bots will slow-walk

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they will sneak up on you

blazing basin
# keen sparrow

Notice how the racial propaganda never shows white men with a black women... doakes

keen sparrow
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rephrase

blazing basin
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and to put it into a Japanese setting is even more of a crime

keen sparrow
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*asian men with black women

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I have a theory about that but

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I have filled my quota of schizo rants for February

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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this should be fun

viral egret
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@ancient marsh sween shot me dead after staring at me peeposmile

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i said multiple times im going down to 2nd floor in dorms

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and iedy said we're all inside too

floral orbit
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bro did a quick peek and got a bulletpeeposmile

viral egret
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and you were looking at me for that time too

stark torrent
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Sween's overclocked neuron

short cove
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@keen sparrow how do you make the goofy "look my sand ass looking m4 got no background" shots

keen sparrow
short cove
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gotta keep the postive vibes balanced w the hate

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otherwise il get called a meatrider

keen sparrow
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you know what?

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in the end, it'll get more SPT builds posted here

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fuck it

blazing basin
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was nice chatting wiht you, Rex thumbsUp2x

keen sparrow
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WTF

short cove
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we are in the most crazy timeline

keen sparrow
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SPT is getting this soon

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Steyr that looks like the SPEAR

short cove
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556?

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actually might be 762 51

soft coral
# keen sparrow

I open this god forsaken hell hole and this is the first abbomination i see

keen sparrow
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SORRY ITS NOT 9X39

short cove
soft coral
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top a tink

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so true

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oh its a W

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i thought its an X

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omg

short cove
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just killed the mf at dorms w all his guards

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then realised i am bleeding out of every hole in the body and have like 5 blacked limbs

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w no surg kit

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and then a scav shot me while i gave myself injectors

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legit comedy

gritty python
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just when i thought i was done

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they bring me back in

short cove
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@keen sparrow

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i am tarkovs goofiest soldier

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not one single pmc

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i just killed hobos

gritty python
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hobo on hobo violence

little flame
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neuron activation

soft coral
keen sparrow
short cove
little flame
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what a terrible ending to season 4 of dexter

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fuck sake

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......................

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idk if i wanna continue the show ngl

little flame
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feels like its gonna be boring

fast garden
keen sparrow
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if you're going to defend steyr's past actions, you better be ready to defend the scout

fast garden
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i love that fucking thing

keen sparrow
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aaand there it is

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it's terminal

fast garden
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goofy ass

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unserious gun

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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nonoe would know it existed if it wasn't for CS

viral egret
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i like it

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dont they have it chambered in .376 steyr or smth

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whagever the round was

fast garden
keen sparrow
fast garden
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it was also in hardline

viral egret
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i know it from a roblox game my brother played

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but they had it in another caliber or smth there idk

blazing basin
fast garden
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it was put in counter strike therefor it is irrelevant?

stark torrent
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wha thte steyr scout

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yeah that gun was smth

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i loved cheating with it in cs 1.6

keen sparrow
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the one in BF4 and hardline was the Steyr 'elite' mis-chambered in 5.56

viral egret
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it should be added to arena fr

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it would be funny to see it

stark torrent
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KekSkew for some reason that gun has 1000% accuracy and aimbot worked like a charm with it

fast garden
fast garden
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556 sniper was also fun in gamma

viral egret
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in cs 2 its the scout but like

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i think its a m700 model idk

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its not the same

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i dont even remember

fast garden
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dont do it cammy

viral egret
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how it looks in cs2

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i didnt play that dogshit in a while

fast garden
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"this is not a sponsored video, how many destiny creators can say that right now?"

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BAHHAHAHAAA

viral egret
blazing basin
viral egret
keen sparrow
viral egret
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i dont know

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i only know how the scout looks in cs 1.6 not cs2

stark torrent
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the scout is in cs 2?

stark torrent
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it wasnt in global offensive

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oh wiat it was

viral egret
fast garden
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iedy what

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lol

viral egret
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not even close to m700

stark torrent
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yeah i forgot man nobody was using this shit unless trolling

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literally 0.01 skin

viral egret
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it looks like someone forced a remington upper on a lapua lower

stark torrent
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every skin

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for the scout

keen sparrow
fast garden
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3 cents take it or leave t

viral egret
keen sparrow
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i mean it's steyr

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they're pretty forgetable

stark torrent
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idk all i remember from csgo is the 1600 usd Negev

stark torrent
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that ruined my silver games and i killed myself ( unninstalled )

viral egret
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negev my beloved

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sat on B and beamed terrorists (insta died to a russian cheater)

short cove
fast garden
keen sparrow
viral egret
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i never saw the vid ian made ojnit

keen sparrow
viral egret
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not an american

short cove
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neither

viral egret
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not even allowed to go into gun stores

short cove
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arent you indian

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joking

viral egret
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this joke is more used than condoms

keen sparrow
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omg every piano player i've ever met ever

fast garden
keen sparrow
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'oh you play guitar? can you finger...'

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piano players are bots, change my mind

soft coral
viral egret
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i dont listen to people who cant figure their own gender out

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teams have been autobalanced or whatever

soft coral
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man that pfp truly changed thee

soft coral
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?????

keen sparrow
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he just does random shit, noone knows

fast garden
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cryon is projecting when he calls someone retarded

viral egret
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tarkov either gave or progressed my brain cancer

keen sparrow
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i'm convinced everyone born after the year 2000 is just irradiated and their brain is filled with teeth at this point

viral egret
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if it wasnt there now it is

keen sparrow
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before you say some dumb shit

viral egret
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anyone born with tiktok put in their face is braindead

keen sparrow
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i've heard middle schoolers talk to each other on public transit

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it wasn't pretty

viral egret
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i grew up with cartoons like a normal kid

viral egret
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what i say in tarkov vc i hear everyday in public transit

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but in romanian

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little kids cussing eachother out

stark torrent
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thats it

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nothing fancy

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just that

keen sparrow
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okay but you say it in VC. what happens there stays there

stark torrent
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i stared and i turned around dissapointed

keen sparrow
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the Vegas rule

viral egret
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kids arent bullied enough

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my verdict

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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not anymore, no

viral egret
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another issue

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the kids dont know respect

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at all

short cove
viral egret
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i saw a third grader get into a argument with a old man

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and he was cussing the living out of him

stark torrent
viral egret
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im so happy im in hs now and not in my old school

soft coral
viral egret
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because i dont deal with the 1 to 4th graders anymore

soft coral
viral egret
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they keep shitting on the floors

short cove
viral egret
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in the bathroom

viral egret
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always a crisp -5c

soft coral
short cove
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14,6°C and 49,8% air humidity

stark torrent
soft coral
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youre ill

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like are you on meds 9x39

short cove
viral egret
short cove
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like prozac or the shit rexana posts

soft coral
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i hope they find a cure for whatevwr is wrong with u

viral egret
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tf are those

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i dont deal drugs

short cove
viral egret
short cove
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while the thing rexana posts is to regulate schizophrenia

viral egret
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arent rhey supposed to stop depression

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which is you know

soft coral
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who named it prozac

viral egret
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shit mental health or smth

soft coral
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sounds like a soundcloud rapper

short cove
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theres countless meds

viral egret
short cove
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for each seperate functions

viral egret
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one being in this server

short cove
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like you got paracetamol, asperin and ibuprofen

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all are kinda the same

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but different

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there its similar

soft coral
viral egret
granite coralBOT
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📚 prozac

An anti-depression medication. Fairly [effective] in treating [depression], but it has some bitchin' side effects. Seizures, suicide, [excessive] sweating, etc.

Don't [look at] the price or you'll get [depressed] [all over] again.

soft coral
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sadly yes

viral egret
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i saw a schizo teacher before

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he wrote a equation on the whiteboard

stark torrent
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TREATS DEPRESSION

SIDE EFFECT - SUICIDE

viral egret
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and asked the wall to solve it

stark torrent
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OKAY

viral egret
short cove
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like we dont know how to actually treat schizophrenia, there are gueses that it is by your dopamine being fucking crazy high or that its genetic but we dont know

viral egret
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its a cure tou know

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if youre dead youre not depressed

short cove
viral egret
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i got some meds i look at side effects

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can cause alopecia

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can cause ED

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can cause anything

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1 in 100000 people report "sudden death"

short cove
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for depression its iirc either dopamine being really low, which then leads to bad things.

mental meds then can increase that iirc which also leads to withdrawl syndroms when you dont take them anymore, like cigs and such

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because you have a real dependancy

calm pollen
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I'm on Prozac, the only side effect I have is mild nausea

short cove
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bro is taking the total chaos medication

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its actually so over for him

stark torrent
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i am on Tarkov , side effect is very few games taste as bad

soft coral
viral egret
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that shits like a randomizer

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you take and you pray for the best

soft coral
calm pollen
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I tried tarkov again, spawn in, died before I took 5 steps

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Skill issue I guess

short cove
viral egret
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accutane can cause alleged death

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somehow

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best side effect you can get is thirsty asf

short cove
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the game total chaos a complete overhaul mod of doom 2

the game states that the protagonist takes prozac without it working

viral egret
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i wasnt even alive when doom 2 came out

calm pollen
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The only major side effect of Prozac is when you've taken it for so long and suddenly stop, it causes something called brain zaps

viral egret
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or when that mod did probably

short cove
short cove
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it went on steam like last year iirc

viral egret
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idk

stark torrent
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@keen sparrow Ada Wong english - Oh Leon , i dont work and tell .

Ada Wong in Japanese - Ara ara , Leon

keen sparrow
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holyy shit

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Skirting the line of seratonin syndrome had me doing the thorazine shuffle

viral egret
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werent you a nurse before too

keen sparrow
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3 years nursing homes, 1 year in a hospital, yeah

viral egret
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damn

keen sparrow
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This was when i was a teenager

viral egret
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was

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i hate accutane

keen sparrow
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There's this 'mechanic' for lack of a better term called half-life when discussing effects of meds on people

keen sparrow
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the half life of a medication is how long before your body has processed it and half the original dosage is left in your blood stream

viral egret
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does thst talk about like

keen sparrow
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anyways

viral egret
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yeah i was gonna say so.ething like

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Imipramine makes prozac... not really have a half-life, lol

viral egret
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the time its effects are still working

keen sparrow
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so every day i took that stack, i was overdosing a bit on prozac

viral egret
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gg

keen sparrow
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was miserable

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I was falling asleep eating

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EATING

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how tf do you fall asleep while chewing food

viral egret
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bro was just walking around like a zombie

keen sparrow
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my mother had mild narcolepsy because her adrenal glands were toast

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she'd fall asleep at red lights

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oh i had it backwards

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the prozac makes your imipramine levels higher, not the other way around

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was aids. kicker was it was a school nurse prescribing, just because she was a nurse practitioner

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that's a step above RN, step below Doctor/physician

viral egret
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i almost broke my wrist at school and the nurse told me to go back to class

keen sparrow
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most school nurses are LPNs that couldn't pass their NCLEX

viral egret
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i had a bruise for a week

keen sparrow
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National Council Licensure Examination

viral egret
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idk these short words

viral egret
keen sparrow
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big scary real nurse test

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it's bullshit

viral egret
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and lpns are like what

keen sparrow
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so imagine multiple choice yeah?

viral egret
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practicioner nurses

keen sparrow
viral egret
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not so with the NCLEX

viral egret
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can there be 0 to 3 answers

keen sparrow
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they will all be correct, one is just more correct than the other

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it's like.. correct answer priority and you pick whichever is highest

viral egret
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so if someone had a heart attack ans the answers are like

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a cpr
b defib
c crashcart

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you put the most effective or what

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those are all correct but one can be better or stronger than the other

keen sparrow
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do you a) get the crash cart, b) start CPR, c) make sure their airway is unobstructed, or c) stand there like a retard

viral egret
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i forgot what crashcart is but pretend it's correct

keen sparrow
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crashcart is yeah

viral egret
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it's the strongest

keen sparrow
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in my experience yes

viral egret
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your not throwing up in a heart attack are you

keen sparrow
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in practice though, it's pull the code blue cord and start CPR so someone else can get the cart

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that way you're not wasting time running to get the cart

viral egret
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examiner

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ITS STUPID I HATE THE NCLEX

viral egret
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both are correct but on situation one is stronger

keen sparrow
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You give the 'by the book' answer on the test to get your license

viral egret
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Just don't know about the shituation though

keen sparrow
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and then 80% of what you learned is thrown out the window as soon as you get onto the floor

viral egret
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sounds like, school

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learn geometry never use it

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or smth

keen sparrow
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it's more like

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you learn geometry but everyone that actually uses it does it a different way than you were taught

viral egret
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why Do i have to calculate a triangle when i can use my, eyes

keen sparrow
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oh yeah you're training to be an EMT aren't you?

viral egret
keen sparrow
viral egret
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i chose the worse path im headed to engineering

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biochem

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engineering

keen sparrow
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i would've gone EMT

viral egret
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just for ai to take my job anyway

keen sparrow
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permanent job security

viral egret
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eh

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i would rather not play human puzzle games on the highway

keen sparrow
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most of the calls are

viral egret
keen sparrow
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grandma's on oxygen and wants to smoke

viral egret
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get called to go to the scene

keen sparrow
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grandma fell at the nursing home

viral egret
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its a guy who fell on a rock and its stuck

keen sparrow
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or grandma's O2 saturation is below 90%

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very rarely would you be hoisting half a motorcyclist onto a strecher

viral egret
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wheres the other half

viral egret
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emts are cool znd all

blazing basin
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mr GrimAnima is a paramedic

viral egret
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but im not fit for tha shi

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im like crafty

blazing basin
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not sure if its the same thing

viral egret
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paramedics = emts

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just another name no?

keen sparrow
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pretty much

viral egret
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same guys who pick you up and any of your divorced limbs

blazing basin
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ok

keen sparrow
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Paramedic is a higher like

blazing basin
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you can ask him what the job is like

keen sparrow
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you go to school a bit more so you can start IVs and read electrocardiograms and shit

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kinda like how a CNA1 is an asswiper and CNA2 can change ostomy appliances and do straight caths

viral egret
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some degree of motion

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because u wont hit the vein otherwise

keen sparrow
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not really

viral egret
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one degree too low youre now on a intramuscular

keen sparrow
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it's no more difficult than a blood draw

viral egret
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ok

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dont ecgs like

keen sparrow
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you just have a sticky appliance to keep it anchored, don't blow on the fucking thing with your mouth

viral egret
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measure bp and heartrate

keen sparrow
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now the machien that controls drip rate and dosage, that's complicated

viral egret
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and SpO2, whatever that was

keen sparrow
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it monitors heart activity

viral egret
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doesnt tachycardia fuck with it a bit or smth

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can cause false flags

keen sparrow
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it's the heartbeat graph where you look at the rhythm

viral egret
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for high bpm

keen sparrow
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i don't remember tbh

viral egret
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what was tachycardia i cannot remember otuer than smth smth heart smth

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my last time nursing was 2016

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literally a whole decade ago

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most of my time was in ortho, we didn't have to use them much

viral egret
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ortho

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isnt that dentist shit

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all you need is a set of pliers fr

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tell you what though, if you get to be the person putting the contacts on people, you end up seeing a lot of tiddies

keen sparrow
viral egret
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mostly like.. hip and knee replacements

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my best/worst patient was a 'little person' or "dwarf" with bilateral hip replacement

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motherfucker would not stop screaming and we had to transfer him multiple times. it was aids

keen sparrow
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bilateral means both sides

viral egret
keen sparrow
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both their hips were fucked as midgets tend to have shit bones anyways

viral egret
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arent their bones like compressed

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or smth

keen sparrow
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yeah, little folks have horrible spawn RNG as far as joint health goes

viral egret
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cause shorter

keen sparrow
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here, we'll both learn exactly why

viral egret
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no cartilage

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kinda important that

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lol

viral egret
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and or brittle bones

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didnt know cartilage was in joints

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i thought it was only in the ears or wherver it was

keen sparrow
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every one of the knuckles in your hands as you type

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ears, nose, hips, toes joints

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it's all over

viral egret
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so if no cartilage no joints gg

keen sparrow
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lol, i just remembered

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your sternum kinda floats because cartiladge

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idk if you've ever done CPR?

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it is not unlike how the dummys feel in the class

viral egret
short cove
viral egret
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all i know is you press hard so it actually works

keen sparrow
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i had one guy, renal failure, both kidneys, his lungs began to fill with fluid, pulmonary edema due to excess sodium and water.

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coded, and had to start CPR

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did the hammer fist shit and started compressions

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it feels foul but it has to be done

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anyways back to FO4

fast garden
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scratch lighting from that sentence actually

keen sparrow
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it's a bethesda game

winged mica
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Honestly

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I thought it looks pretty nice back in 14

keen sparrow
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it kinda did, yeah

native crypt
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better than tarkov's nonexistent lighting

keen sparrow
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I genuinely forgot how fucking grindy gaema

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3 hours in gave up i cbf

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It does look good on my new monitor tho

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
cyan garnet
keen sparrow
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Those textures are probably higher res than anything in tarkov, lol

soft coral
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@keen sparrow @stark torrent

remote fox
soft coral
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dad liked my story of doom eternal

dad why dod u like it do u even know what it is
no

low iris
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/ your hobbies

remote fox
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You should treasure it.

compact knoll
stark torrent
soft coral
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i dont think hes played the og doom so he wasnt that impressed

compact knoll
soft coral
ancient marsh
soft coral
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bnuy

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timestamp

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timestamp

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NEVER run m4

compact knoll
ancient marsh
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that was like 10 hits on chest

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the armor should break after like 5 shots and the other 5 would pen

compact knoll
viral egret
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maybe was 855 or sost

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@remote fox

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translate it

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mom asked me what im laughing at i show her this reel she looks at me if im insane
@stark torrent

viral egret
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thank you

winged mica
soft coral
keen sparrow
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Fuck, south america is lit dude

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hahahaha

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grandma asked me if it's Ukraine footage

soft coral
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HAHAHA

stark torrent
soft coral
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Bro recording from the depths of tartarus

keen sparrow
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Fuck my lungs hurt

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Time for a cigarette

soft coral
blazing basin
keen sparrow
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Not what i meant

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‘Lit’

soft coral
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bro what are you posting

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
soft coral
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noted

keen sparrow
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Wtf, lol

soft coral
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bout to boot up doom eternal while blasting old 6ix9ine

keen sparrow
stark torrent
keen sparrow
soft coral
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ITS NOT TOO LATE

soft coral
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old 6ix9ine is fun to listen to

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its acutally a pretty cool band

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originating from new Zealand combining metal and indiginous tribal shit

keen sparrow
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probably has digeridoos and shit

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I can play could play the 'doo back before i started smoking. back when circular breathing was easy

soft coral
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maybe listen to the album u old fart

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busy

soft coral
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dont care

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eat sand

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I am about to blow ogo

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also damn I smell

viral egret
keen sparrow
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1st ALBUM「Fetish」2022/8/10(水)リリース決定!
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lmao

keen sparrow
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looks good to me

viral egret
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it's oomed out

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zoomed

keen sparrow
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yeah, live players called that a bug

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i call it a feature

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look at all the stuff you can see out of your periphery

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It's almsot like BSG and live players drink out of the same cup of retard

keen sparrow
viral egret
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I didn't click the link but he could be a work. could be the back of a gunstore

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i've seen some funny scope 'jigs' where they've screwed down a piece of pic rail onto a block of wood or steel stock omegakekw

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Just so they can showcase product without pointing a whole ass rifle at random shit

floral orbit
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where are my kittens?

stark torrent
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@ancient marsh hop on arena @viral egret