💣tarkov-released

[gritty python]

all of this is exactly what we should have expected

when they took a blizzard exec

[little flame]

gg

[floral orbit]

Xal should gave his russian citizenship revoked

"Do french fries count as baked potatoes?"

[stark torrent]

Rusnac gras

Numai la mancare sa gandeste

[floral orbit]

nu mai

eu am cartofi copti si il intreb cand a mancat ultima data

si asta ma ia cu cartofii lui prajiti🥲

[little flame]

gotta transit labs for tour

[fast garden]

im struggling with my romanian here

is the implication that xal is eating sween

[floral orbit]

@viral egret fucking dog, not a scav

[viral egret]

no

sween talks abt baked potato xal hits with fries

[fast garden]

wonder how xalriders MPW (mcdonalds per week) ratio is lately

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/big-belly-fat-belly-fat-boy-fat-man-fat-gif-5225691498860268371

[viral egret]

20/7

[stark torrent]

his brother is feeding him royally

[viral egret]

fattening him up like the pig on christmas

[fast garden]

xalriders brother in a constant state of making it worse

as artyom would say

he is such a fat fucking chud

[ancient marsh]

AIRFRIED

fuck you man

no oil

[ancient marsh]

0

https://tenor.com/view/sus-funny-meme-emoji-jar-gif-6413585594020144302

[fast garden]

god tier gif

[fast garden]

its kinda in the name still, fried

[ancient marsh]

can't fry without oil

it's baking

[fast garden]

i mean technically speaking its its own thing really

though

[little flame]

IM 1 KILL FROM KILLER7

WHAT DO I DO

I CANT FIND ANYONE

GRR

[fast garden]

kill yourself

[little flame]

true

[fast garden]

air frying is very very similar to an oven so

xalrider might be right guys

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

[little flame]

why did this guy have to die

fucking retard

[little flame]

i died

perfect nade

ok

playerscav

perfect nades me

and my teammate

whatevr bro

[glacial haven]

I tried the same prompt, it's main arguing point is that the air fryer circulates the hot air faster, while that might be a huge point for many different foods, for potatoes that is not as important, at least I couldn't think of why it might be

[floral orbit]

but the whole thing about baked potatoes is that you don't peel them or cut them

[viral egret]

i forgot to brintg the rig

for sween

gg

[fast garden]

yes but airfrying is not the same

[glacial haven]

I mean, the format in which you bake them shouldn't really matter, if I slice a potato in half now and put it in the oven, the result will still just be a baked potato

[stark torrent]

i know , they have that in minecraft

[glacial haven]

That is a whole potato that has been split open, not cut in half

But you know what they also have in Minecraft? The jenny mod

[fast garden]

sir

put your dick away waltuh

[glacial haven]

Do you think installing that one requires age verification?

[fast garden]

minecraft backshots = instant watchlist

[glacial haven]

Iedy put that potato in the microwave, now he is putting on a vr headset before booting up the 8k 3d pov porn

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/52hueytl75UoOYmdeJ

[stark torrent]

maybe Discord was right

[fast garden]

iedy you have played lots of dota no?

you should play deadlock man

its fun

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-dog-wolf-hanging-suicide-gif-14658561

[stark torrent]

a bit

[stark torrent]

i might give it a try ngl , waiting for a bit more updates

[fast garden]

its a very solid experience right now, glad i hopped in when i did

they have just added like 5 new characters with a 6th tmr iirc

https://packaged-media.redd.it/p7u8j0td3sig1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1770836400&s=ee3efc2960f49f839782588b014ae017e575ccd0

evil ass new character ult

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

that is a gun

[fast garden]

what the fuck is that fallout pipe gun

[stark torrent]

bullet velocity : mach 1

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/trigun-anime-gun-caine-caine-trigun-sniper-anime-gif-18424061279325507115

[keen sparrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MCR_Horizon's_Lord

Reminds me of the Serbu

old world record though, the new record is ~4000 meters with a SnipeX Alligator

this ugly mfker

There's a LEWD mod of it btw. because of course

[soft coral]

ate more pizzer

made it to...hell apparently in doom

cool levels

[keen sparrow]

SnipeX TRex is pretty cool too. fires old WWII anti-tank rounds.

[gritty python]

direction removal devices, only way to describe those big ass AM rifles

[ancient marsh]

like this shit is unacceptable

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/d9Zg3K8a7PA?si=Hjh5BajKRryQ-R1J

[soft coral]

@gritty python @keen sparrow @stark torrent

PEAK INCOMING

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @viral egret

@floral orbit

[keen sparrow]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[winged mica]

That thing lools nice

[winged mica]

CSGO?

[soft coral]

holy shit doom 2016 is awesome

[keen sparrow]

his hairline pisses me off

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/i/status/2021441033188540555

ocr (@onchainrapist)

X · Feb 11, 2026, 4:27 AM

[floral orbit]

iron sight

[viral egret]

stole our kill too

[stark torrent]

this is the guy that missed a whole mag up close with an AK

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-funny-meme-emoji-jar-gif-6413585594020144302

[compact knoll]

he needs to rub in some shmaloogles

[ancient marsh]

i have that clip

@floral orbit @little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @remote fox

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-meme-meme-samhyde-hyde-gif-18150790005098934780

[compact knoll]

"nobody saw that"

immediatly went to clip

[ancient marsh]

me asf

sween instead should have said "holy shit i thought this was airsoft"

im never doing that again in my life

the more you rewatch it the better it gets

the more he shoots the lower his crosshair goes, towards the guys cock

halfway through the mag

@stark torrent @compact knoll input a g28 + aks74ub and velociraptor into circle and got first 6hr in this wipe

maybe u need to put in more money?

[viral egret]

tf

i got 6hr from js g28

[ancient marsh]

i need 1 more lvl on bolties

so i can do mentor and get to 6

and then i need 2 more pmcs for shooter 7

and then we cheese on factory on mexico

for psycho sniper + shooter 8

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit

[ancient marsh]

rd means retard

close to finishing insomnia too

[keen sparrow]

so somehow the grenade will get stuck mid animation, so then when you open someone else's bag and the preview pivot gets generated, it makes it super tiny like that

Happens in SPT as well

[compact knoll]

Can't wait to hold an angle on her and blow her head smooove off

[keen sparrow]

looks like my PMC pog

I wonder what a vector full of this garbage will do

[viral egret]

killl ur game

[keen sparrow]

omg okay

There's so many impact decals that the culling kicks on as i'm shooting

[viral egret]

armor zeroing machine

best for zabralo quests

[keen sparrow]

but blicky 😢

wtf is happening lmao

[viral egret]

teams have been autobalanced

[keen sparrow]

I enabled some shit that lets bots have modded guns and attachments today

and now i can't load into factory

[short cove]

Trust

It's a vec

[keen sparrow]

i don't want to turn it back off though, Sanitar's guards having the cheytac intervention and auto-5 was fun af

I got level 2 vector mastering in 3 kills on factory, lmao

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh i take a shower and you retards disperese like latinos when ice is nearby

[floral orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KAI_A2yqBU
@stark torrent @viral egret

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ce

[keen sparrow]

Oh good lord

[viral egret]

crackpipe

[keen sparrow]

That ‘crackpipe’ is 2,600$

[soft coral]

brother all of china saw that

@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

not the fucking pinky man

[soft coral]

thats baron of hell

[viral egret]

it is? i didnt play 2016 or eternal so idk

[soft coral]

it is yes

[viral egret]

he is flat though i agree

we need xal he's a profound ass inspector

[soft coral]

[floral orbit]

esti prea tanar tu pt astea😂

[viral egret]

nu inteleg la ce se refera

stiu ce e da nu ma prind

trece gluma peste cap

[floral orbit]

nu e gluma ba

[viral egret]

pai atunci ce

e ca din ce in ce mai multi romani joc tarkov aici

?

[floral orbit]

daca era gluma ziceam scav when there is a crumble of loot sau romanii cand le moare un coechipier

[floral orbit]

si aia, buna

nu ma, erau desenele alea de pe vremuri

nu ce au astia acuma

[viral egret]

adv

gumball era bun pe vremuri

[floral orbit]

cu cocomelon si dq stie ce

[viral egret]

da acu desenele sunt oribile

astia acu nu stiu ce era spongebob si gumball si asa acu 10 15 ani

[floral orbit]

may allah blow tiktok up

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

i remember this

I sent them a link to the Eotech operations and owner's manual

[dusty shard]

Glukhar gained a few pounds 💔

[mortal lynx]

bruh im getting flaks for the ar18 from bobistein mod😭

just cause i made the brn180 doesn't mean i made every ar18 goddamn it

[keen sparrow]

lol whoever showed bobinstein how to install the SDK should be shot

[mortal lynx]

hes about to update to epic's sdk

and up his texture work i think

[keen sparrow]

You've seen the hulabaloo i made in Acid's channel today?

about the Mod_scope M4 upper recursion?

and traders being broken?

now ask yourself this.

Why would Peacekeeper and Epic's trader be broken and noone else's

And who has a rough past with the M4 upper

(the charging handle being in the wrong spot on every M4assort for like... months)

AND

Who is the worst person with .json work

like the Epicsedits breaking front sights on the SCAR family

i'm pretty sure every problem i'm having with my install is just Epic's fault

[mortal lynx]

[keen sparrow]

but the dude is too fucking busy re-inventing the wheel with texturing to fix his goddamn shit

imagine; Epic spent the better part of a year learnign his current Metallic workflow

when Tron has been able to put out stock-alike parts since 2024

[mortal lynx]

what can you do, he wanted metalic in a game with no metalic

and destroyed the new generation of modders because of it

[keen sparrow]

it's not even hard to do in substance painter though

that's what's so frusterating

and let me guess, all this metallic workflow and what does it get used on

a couple Geiselle handguards?

because 99% of handguards are anodized and/or cerakote aluminum

not everything has those shiny machining lines that geiselle stuff does

[keen sparrow]

That dude has the gall to say to me, unironically, that Tarkov doesn't use PBR

https://tenor.com/view/maya-fey-skeptical-really-sweat-ace-attorney-gif-18547011

https://tenor.com/view/girl-sure-jan-sarcastic-brady-bunch-gif-11590179

[mortal lynx]

he loves to go by semantics, since its not TRUE pbr he gets to say its not pbr

[keen sparrow]

Arguing with him is like telling ants that your lunch doesn't belong to them

[mortal lynx]

but its still fucking PBR

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's still PBR, doesn't matter if it's supplemented by shaders

Physically Based Rendering

are we simulating light? yes? PBR.

Epic is just wrong.

He's stubborn and wants to use Metal/Rough flow when Tarkov has always used spec/gloss

[keen sparrow]

THE WORST

is when you get him and Tron in the same call

and they start arguing over whether or not a normal is inverted (the D3d vs opengl problem in SP)

it is soooo fucking retarded

[mortal lynx]

i had eukyre tell me the normal was inverted, it took me and tron to tell him it was opengl

these guys don't listen

they second guess everything

[keen sparrow]

they've been at this for like

3 months

and doubt the guy that has been at it for 3 years

[mortal lynx]

ever since they started redoing the sdk

[keen sparrow]

and has made over 70 weapon containers

[mortal lynx]

and needing everyone help to fix it

[keen sparrow]

I actually found a gun mod in Fallout 4 that has it's normals fucking flipped wrong

[mortal lynx]

happens, i saw it in h3vr too

[keen sparrow]

where the lighting next to a metal edge looks beveled, like the edge is super sharp?

lol

[mortal lynx]

i can feel it inside, this project will never end

[keen sparrow]

oh for sure

ever

it's going to be a giant asset pack. forever

[mortal lynx]

not with these people constantly reworking everything for a minor script fix

[keen sparrow]

1.0 essentially having PTT in it took the wind out of their sails.

and then 4.1 is never going to happen

and Groovey will never do botgen

it's dead in the water

[mortal lynx]

well spt main isn't our concern so i cant speak about that

[keen sparrow]

Groovey doesn't want to have to work with gclasses anymore

so he's probably going to drag his feet even worse

and Tron, omg

the dude is either making a pistol or doing god knows what with that ruby guy

[limpid atlas]

spare me gng

which price do yall think is good to snatch tarkov, or go for cheap key from 3rd site

[keen sparrow]

just pull two 20$ bills from your billfold and light a match underneath them

that'll be a better use of your time than getting hooked to this malware shit of a game

[keen sparrow]

also depends what you want to do

do you want to play live+Arena and cry, bitch moan and complain like 95% of the retards in this channel everytime yao ming decimates you? just get the normal edition

do you want to play the singleplayer mod with 100+ extra guns and mildly retarded bots?

buy standard for 45$

do you want giga-retarded bots with no extra guns? buy unheard for 250 or whatever tf it is now

SPT btw

@mortal lynx i'm so glad Tarkin released the quieter Sid patch

he was loud af before, would jumpscare me everytime i clicked the traders button

[mortal lynx]

i haven't downloaded that yet

[limpid atlas]

i'll keep that in mind, ty

[mortal lynx]

im still thinking of making a new hideout with this system

imagine using the firing range in other maps

[native crypt]

But I liked it that way. Sid should announce himself like the lion he is.

The small dog being your hearing

[marble thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[viral egret]

thaank you

intel folder btw

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1r2lb4w/feedback_10_steam_timmy_achieves_killer7_kappa/

this looks kinda fake to me and AI generated text, thoughts?

[stark torrent]

we have room 314 Marked at home

room 314 at home :

[cyan garnet]

Seems like chat gpt

[stark torrent]

i think he is legit but probably 15 or 16 year old turbo free time idk

[viral egret]

savior sure

kappa shre

killer7 is js luck based atp

[stark torrent]

he is Asian - those guys either play games non stop or they have school non stop

[viral egret]

xiao on his 14th win on LoL

[compact knoll]

doesnt feel like it

[keen sparrow]

and he's still playing apparently

maybe uhhh

[stark torrent]

Yeah he plays non stop i guess

Prob one of them kiddos with turbo free time.idk

[winged mica]

man

[stark torrent]

Tbf on my 1st time i also clocked many hours, prob is i wasnt that good

[winged mica]

will 1.0 come to SPT

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gif-8468069

[stark torrent]

Not in the near future no

[keen sparrow]

make that never

[stark torrent]

And if it does most cool mods will.prob never be updated so gg

[keen sparrow]

we are on 4.0.12, we can't even get a single codewr to finish the assembler for 4.1

no fucking way it's ever getting to 1.0

best you'll get is backports of assets

you'll need to type a code into the WTT chatbot to unlock the special ending dogtags

no funny briefcase, no mr. kerman

[stark torrent]

Nikita killed its biggest competitor

We cant / wont kill cheaters might as well kill the free modders

[winged mica]

damn

can't do story mode now

[keen sparrow]

just go do pve then

let's be real here; is the story in 1.0 from Nikita really anything to write home about?

[stark torrent]

No its not shit is just letter and shit proving thst oh my everyone is corrupt

Like all the chapters end the same

Terragroup and the Unheard are doing illegal.shit

Cool

We knew that

[winged mica]

the fact they can do something like this is funny

[keen sparrow]

EFT could never lol

[stark torrent]

Its cool to do.it once if u like reading lore but i dont see most ppl.bothering with it

[remote fox]

In a Slavic country? Shocker.

[keen sparrow]

have you tried it? shit's really hard to control on keyboard

[short cove]

It kind of already is

[cyan garnet]

Yeah theyre hard to fly in squad

[short cove]

Get a controller

And do as it's intended

[keen sparrow]

The mod would have to have controller support

[short cove]

Ggs

[cyan garnet]

I'd never reduce myself to using a controller

[keen sparrow]

and i've talked to the author about it

[short cove]

I as of now got turned ak308, the val mod4, the marlin and a lot more

Just frequent updates are missing like the ammo change and stuff

Or nomore snow

[keen sparrow]

everything but the stupid story is there

[winged mica]

I just want M16A1 mane

[short cove]

Tbh story kinda prostate cancer

[winged mica]

so I can mod it in M16A3

[short cove]

I think it's there too

Like I got a backport of 1.0

[winged mica]

this is so epic

[short cove]

I just don't touch m4s

556 ain't it for me

[keen sparrow]

next question

[keen sparrow]

oh we know

I think i’m about done with SPT though. I’ve been on the same profile, same character since july last year. When SPT first got the prestige system implimented. I just got to prestige 6 last week

[winged mica]

awesim

which mod let AI spawn randomly instead of spawning near you

I forgot

[keen sparrow]

Probably thinking of donuts

Dead mod

[winged mica]

damn

shame

any mod similar to it that works?

[keen sparrow]

Not that i know of

The dude maintaining it quit after 3.9 destroyed it

If you installed donuts+swag to 3.9 bots just wouldn’t spawn or there’d only be 3 pmcs on the entire map

[gritty python]

sadge

[short cove]

Idk, start clipfarming after finding a way to change the watermark to live

And genuinely enjoy tark after the entire qol adjustments

[viral egret]

booring

play live

[short cove]

Nomore switching to fa bc a mod does it

Nomore shit thermals, but one's w actual clear visualization

Even more hype attachments and weapons

[short cove]

"Go commit selfharm"

[compact knoll]

everywhere @ancient marsh walks, you can hear the clapping

but its not the hands

[hollow patrol]

the fat folds on his body quaking and shaking

[remote fox]

The fat folds hold their own ecosystem because of the trapped moisture.

[cyan garnet]

clip farming then changing the watermark has got to be the retarded shit i've heard lately

spt tards need to be studied

[keen sparrow]

gotta agree with valfucker

i have never seen more whining in any other gaming discord as i do here about how miserable people are playing a game

[keen sparrow]

i know how

it's easy

The dude has over 3,600 hours in Rust

EFT was easy mode for him

it was probably a relief to find out that other players can't raid his hideout and clean out his stash while he's asleep IRL

[keen sparrow]

because live players engaged in a massive dis-information campaign that you'd somehow get banned on live for having SPT

not a single known cases of which exists btw

Live players need to be studied for thinking a version of Tarkov that has no outgoing internet traffic to BSG's servers would get you banned on live.

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f85RXnVQOB8

👏🏿 EVERYBODY 👏🏿 STRAP 👏🏿 YOUR 👏🏿 SEATBELTS👏🏿

[cyan garnet]

I got banned from tarkov discord for talking about spt lmfao

[keen sparrow]

That's pretty pathetic of them, sorry to hear that

could be argued they did you a favour though

[cyan garnet]

Yeah some cuck crying about how its abojt against tos

[short cove]

Dude w some of the shit I see streamers doing

[keen sparrow]

it totally is but

lol

[stark torrent]

Oeft is full of ego retards and idiots anyway

[ancient marsh]

^banned

[cyan garnet]

Yeah truly

[keen sparrow]

how is that different from here?

https://tenor.com/view/write-it-down-black-krystel-krystel-queens-gaming-collective-take-note-gif-26213900

[cyan garnet]

Theyre unironic retards

[stark torrent]

Some guy finds a bitcoin as a scav and cums all over the screen posts everywhere

Im.a new player guys for me this is big > has 200 mil stash value and doesnt do PMC cause " its shit, not worth it, i wanna enjoy the game not stress myself out"

[keen sparrow]

Oh, closeted SPT player

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AE-uTbLrd5k?si=45dajDmJqtkTO0Ll

[keen sparrow]

they just don't know it yet

[cyan garnet]

Scav mains disgust me

[short cove]

Live players see this and go "yeah you're playing spt cuz you're scared"

Like dude ofc I am w mfs like that

[keen sparrow]

it's alright. even on SPT Leaderboard 99% of players went on 0 scav runs

it tracked that too

[cyan garnet]

Spt players will look at a pvp game and be like i'm scared of pvp

[keen sparrow]

i'll play live when there's 0 cheaters

i'll wait

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

Yeah but we are like saying "aright I ain't doing that" while live players will insult you for not going on live

[keen sparrow]

This entire channel screams out against BSG in regards to cheaters

i mean, unless there are no cheaters and y'all just suck

[short cove]

Also that ain't no pvp that's pvunemployed

[winged mica]

Oeft?

[keen sparrow]

the official discord

they took away my image perms there for posting fan-art of the game

[short cove]

Dude you shit in the bowl and posted it there

[ancient marsh]

11 out of 59

are cheating

basically implies you get at least 2 hackers in every single raid

[keen sparrow]

how is that not a valid artistic critique of the game in its current state?

fan-art

i think more people should 'shit-post' in their discord

omg could you imagine if half that discord started posting shits

[keen sparrow]

that is really bad

[stark torrent]

Official tarkov was only good for news thats jt

As i got more and more hours and experience i realised how many retards are in there

[vivid dawn]

You are all gooners and Iedy is your Queen

[stark torrent]

Spreading misinfo or being confidently wrong

[vivid dawn]

Message brought to you by Super Earth

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @short cove @native crypt

bro

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Lord have mercy

[soft coral]

yoooo

clean

[stark torrent]

Ousskja

[soft coral]

sadly not an E60

[stark torrent]

They all suck now its 25 years old.BMW

[soft coral]

gm iedy I go get monster in a bit

[stark torrent]

Money burned

[soft coral]

and play doom all day probably

[stark torrent]

Nice

[soft coral]

truly

[vivid dawn]

I wait for the day Ivan discovers Gönergy

[cyan garnet]

Yeah

[soft coral]

no thank you

[cyan garnet]

Cheater in every raid or other raid

[vivid dawn]

Hella expensive,tried it now,its fucking good suprisingly.Doesnt even taste like energy its what makes it dangerous.

[soft coral]

I'll stick to monster

[keen sparrow]

super niche electronic engineering knowledge everyone should know https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VjZ1Y6EPXrw

your shit just scrambles if there's no current going through it

[soft coral]

cool but realisticially this may take years if not decades before any dmg is actually done to the files

[keen sparrow]

NAND retains memory without power for 1-5 years

not decades

[soft coral]

its still a long time

its not as bad as people make it out to be

PLUS

for portable storage it's w/e
for internal storage this will almost never happen as we turn on our machines way more than... 1 a year at worst

• youre gey rex

[keen sparrow]

This will actually get worse as storage gets larger the voltage difference between 1 and 0 will get smaller. QLC and TLC are a good example.

[gritty python]

still waiting to hear more from the company that was working solid state batteries

[keen sparrow]

nope, everything is going to be a giant capacitor forever

[soft coral]

personally I think we should go back to writing info on clay tablets

[keen sparrow]

punch cards were pretty cool

we should make the word 'stack' actually mean a stack, again

[soft coral]

they should backport ragnarok to a papyrus

[soft coral]

punching kids is even better

you as a parent should know

joking ofc as a balkan kid I was the one getting beaten to death with the chancla

[keen sparrow]

for me it was this on my bare ass-cheeks

[keen sparrow]

skip all the blah blah math yapping

[keen sparrow]

ENIGMA

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-sherlocked-sherlock-holmes-gif-7521704

my mother has/had all of their albums and would listen to them incessantly my whole childhood, lol

[keen sparrow]

The track in that video was composed by a guy from Bucharest btw

pretty sure Enigma is Romanian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRDBco-cSK4

[soft coral]

its a german band founded by a romanian-german musician

omg

time to take a BIG shit

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

lord have mercy whoever enters that bathroom next

[keen sparrow]

Bathroom gonna look like Gaza when he's done

[soft coral]

aaalright

mfs gonna be launching on ps5

ayyoo

[short cove]

2012 audi rs5

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/VNX0_DJNRQM?si=l4cH_du5AgMFn5o2 @keen sparrow @short cove yellow backround videos fuel the autism

[hollow patrol]

and yet the ps5 still has no games

[soft coral]

well now it will have hero siege

the ps5 is saved

[wintry ridge]

still no game

[soft coral]

frota nobody fucking asked you

[wintry ridge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-VPFLeXcAAwHYt.gif

[keen sparrow]

y'all remember when Grok threatened to violently rape a reporter in their own home?

[soft coral]

rex ban speedrun any%

[keen sparrow]

that happened like 2 years ago

i'm probably close to another though, lol

[soft coral]

I mean

if you keep talking about grok wanting to grape stuff then yes

you will

https://youtu.be/1ZfjB5P7RS0?si=-PCbqV61UlZIlVx9

[winged mica]

oh man

[keen sparrow]

Uhhhh

Also you’re having Bepinex errors dawg

[winged mica]

I know

Im too lazy to download the mod that fixes that

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-mourinho-writing-mourinho-writing-something-mourinho-taking-notes-gif-3865521920775074991

[winged mica]

gotta live w what I have

dont mind my health

im playing a Roguelite unrealistic thingy

its weird but its fun

[keen sparrow]

I wish SPT had hideout furniture for hideout nodes and no traders

Just live in an apartment on Streets

[native crypt]

Dibs on skybridge so I can use the 50 to plink at the homeless when I'm bored

[keen sparrow]

If i can have the bedroom looking at the pinewood grocery store, yes

[ancient marsh]

how it felt to pick raspberries at your grandmas when you were young

[native crypt]

For me it was learning from my grandma that you can drink honeysuckle nectar and even use it in tea

[keen sparrow]

The weekend with my grandparents meant you were going to get one of these three.

[cyan garnet]

just play gamma atp

[keen sparrow]

GAMMA's gun customisation is garbage unless you want to fuck with MAS

[viral egret]

not that

anomalys gun customizationnis shit

[keen sparrow]

'oh this gun could take this scope if the modder that made it wasn't lazy and put the shit together properly'

[keen sparrow]

semantics

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152301996183928832/1471310966959636601/teste.gif?ex=698e789e&is=698d271e&hm=4741f3f702ba769a3282d956a28aa7cb95fcbc2e259d8b0da1011dac1c6dc940&=&width=1032&height=581

[gritty python]

taking me back to the scene from john wick

hotline miami camera

[keen sparrow]

SPT will have dragon’s breath soon

[vivid dawn]

This channel lies

No matter how tarkov releases

It will never release anyone or itself

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[remote fox]

@viral egret @ancient marsh @stark torrent @little flame Tarky?

[little flame]

if the others get one sure

[viral egret]

yue sure

gimme a oemnt tho

[remote fox]

Cum.

[slow rose]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-true-morgan-freeman-factory-tarkin-gif-15842652334567498392

[little flame]

@ancient marsh get on

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[viral egret]

2 headshots

brains away

[little flame]

Touched Pc power

By accident

Now forced update

…

[viral egret]

scav with 300 xp

+1 marked key

@little flame we both died to the same guy btw

ur the only one left alive

[soft coral]

I hate living in Bulgaria dude
@little flame @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

when i go to LIDL but the evil orb of HELL has a tantrum

do you mind man life is already hard

[soft coral]

we have places to be the grandmas will get the bread on sale before I Do

[keen sparrow]

ayo this building looks cool

[stark torrent]

living next to a church however , is not cool

[keen sparrow]

RIP, tour's over. copy paste buildings are back

[stark torrent]

unless you want to hear the bells every fucking saturday / sunday morning and have an influx of beggars in the area when they have a sermon

[stark torrent]

Jesus Christ, i see this evreyday for 28 years and i still think its depressing

in the summer heat its better , all them concrete buildings trap the heat and it turns into a fucking sauna

[keen sparrow]

Which commie dictator was it that skull-fucked all the creativity out of the USSR

who was it that promoted all the brutalist architecture

ah

lmfao wtf

[stark torrent]

Eye of Sauron after 3 weeks in Bulgaria

[keen sparrow]

it really does look like a piece of the Black Gate

[soft coral]

TIME FOR THE FINALL BOSS

@keen sparrow @stark torrent THIS IS IT

[stark torrent]

bit my tongue

bagamias pula in mortii masii

[keen sparrow]

go for it

[soft coral]

HERE WE GO

funnily I did the entire campaign and found all secrets in 15 hours

ggs

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

[keen sparrow]

I miss when FPS could take more than a few days to beat

[stark torrent]

ah so this is how my Physics Teacher from 10th grade arrived at school everyday

[keen sparrow]

yes you may

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/nioh-3/clips/m6xAY43TBOBzbfdH_?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=bzOoHNylsSP-y1

[stark torrent]

holy jeuss

[keen sparrow]

and you could've made your character look like that

but you went with the San Francisco tech start-up special

[fast garden]

the idea was that i would be using axes

and people that looked like that USED to be cool

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

ofc you wanted axes look at that haircut

generic barbarian woman build

[keen sparrow]

i can't really judge

[fast garden]

i am simple man

[keen sparrow]

i'd have made an Asian chick with a bob cut.

[soft coral]

im a simple guy
i just want the 7 foot tall orc mommh gf

nothing more

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadeyanh-jadey-itsjadeyanh-LNZbin64gT0kjIqo09

[soft coral]

time to eat moussaka

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-bao-xiaobao-monkey-rage-funny-gif-18100169751095414331

[soft coral]

before the boss fight

@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

I do call my son stinky

and he calls his mom stinky

it's adorable

OMG

one morning

he was having a bit of a tantrum, having a hard time, and i asked him, "you good homie?"

he says back in the most pitiful voice "i'm a good homie"

https://tenor.com/view/mha-heart-mah-sole-soul-gif-10805626

anyways, back to hell

[stark torrent]

Ada Wong now

[keen sparrow]

I like you instantly knew

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

wtf is this shit

[surreal stirrup]

oh yeah that was added either in 0.16 or 1.0

new ammo for tokarev

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's all coming back to me now

[surreal stirrup]

basically tries to make it any good

[stark torrent]

shit

[keen sparrow]

Meanwhile what the Dark Tracker uses

jfc

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

shoutout to the 4.8% of players that apparently couldn't find all doomguys

[keen sparrow]

based achievment hunter

i beat the game, GG

[soft coral]

not really I just did all secrets and collectibles on the campagin

its a doom game theyre not hard to find

[keen sparrow]

okay fuck you, sit on a glass jar

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-26949640

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

BUT I"M THE DEVIL!?

[keen sparrow]

motherfucker can't take a compliment to save his life

[soft coral]

this grandad

[soft coral]

never

[keen sparrow]

berserkgutsrain.gif

[soft coral]

ok what to play now

[keen sparrow]

for pleasure or for pain

[soft coral]

uhhh idk

[keen sparrow]

Maybe you can beat Dark Souls 2 and tell me why tf people sing its praises

[soft coral]

I'd rather not

I'm not paying 40 bucks

[keen sparrow]

honestly would've thought you'd already have it in your library

GG

[soft coral]

???

no?

i was never that much of a fan of darks souls

i only bought er because of the hype @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit @viral egret @little flame @stark torrent anyone wanna arena

[viral egret]

sure

[ancient marsh]

1 min

[keen sparrow]

so like Elder scrolls fans whose first ES was Skyrim

we call those 'skybabies'

[stark torrent]

ye

[soft coral]

??????

[keen sparrow]

????????????

[soft coral]

perhaps eat sand

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[soft coral]

I do

buenos noches

or something

[keen sparrow]

that's good night

[stark torrent]

Endra

https://giphy.com/gifs/fofo-freaky-cat-meme-1zZ9IIFeFEVLaeqzOq

ariiiight

[keen sparrow]

Wish artyom was here for that

he loves that sticker

[remote fox]

@viral egret when playing Tarkov

[viral egret]

wrooong

it's al empty

[keen sparrow]

What's he doing now?

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-diddy-domain-expansion-fighting-tuff-gif-7191957339819572573

i went dorms and this was the only thing in my mind

@floral orbit treci pe arena

hai pe grind muncitoru meu de la shein

[hallow stream]

language 0%

understood it all

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9wODs3y2FNY

Shein worker is wild

WTF ARE MY YOUTUBE SUGGESTIONS

[hallow stream]

[viral egret]

they call me the broke

[floral orbit]

15 min

[soft coral]

wtf is this chat

https://youtu.be/38ZyMEPUAb4?si=awrcuhVQvLGnAlL-
@keen sparrow

more yellow backround

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

execute all spt players

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-skyrim-skyrim-skeleton-shield-gif-7083637920855619649

[viral egret]

evict your own soul

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1466066867742576752/20240210_004012.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/game-anime-goldshi-V1xH2M2GRSIM1TkZCN

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-peoples-phone-prank-centinods-phone-magnifying-glass-gif-5077848234199048746

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yap-abigail-abby-abbey-gif-1334525154629149983

[soft coral]

REXANA LOVES COCK

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-shrug-i-dunno-shrugs-shrugging-gif-13056194

wait

since when does landmarks rat poison not go in the hall of fame

[viral egret]

dwelving into debt

[keen sparrow]

disgusting

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Bros poor in arena

crazy work

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit how is arena progress

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

tbh idk man

the fake ttv guys are sus

I make 0 noise and they pre aim the fuck out of me

[keen sparrow]

jfc

That's the Cheytac

fuck, i don't wanna do lend lease pt 1 all over again

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

your right arm should not be re-attachable

[keen sparrow]

Let's see if i guessed right, the tail on that shot was ungodly long, had to be .408

[gritty python]

I’m inclined to agree from my own spt experience

[keen sparrow]

i haven't heard ak50 enough to recognise it could be that too

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[gritty python]

been abraham lincoln’d by birdeye with it

[keen sparrow]

Giving Birdeye the Cheytac takes him back to 3.9 Birdeye

mans was a fucking menace back then

If you spawned right here and he was on the map, it was a wrap

[soft coral]

I mean

thats kind of how it was when goons got released in general

[keen sparrow]

oh really?

[soft coral]

yes.

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

GRR

[keen sparrow]

REX IS BEING CHEEKY GRARAAAAUGH I'M SO MAD

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

I hope you spill coffee all over yourself

[keen sparrow]

the absolute bastard in question @stark torrent

[soft coral]

chance to cause light bleeding 12%
chance for heavy 10%
brother if that thing hits your arm all youre gonna be left with is a red mist

but we all know tarkov isn't realistic

so it's ok

[viral egret]

i shot a guy 8 times with m903 slap and he lived 4 hits

[viral egret]

his armor was 0/238 or wtv the shitty armor has

the 6b13

[keen sparrow]

people really getting pressed about free mods

this might actually work tbh

[soft coral]

looks like something you'd see in O block

[keen sparrow]

bro you turn the laser on? toxic streamer hype mode

yo i hate my GF's sister so much, fr fr

the bathroom door is just next to my bedroom door, i can smell that absolute deathtrap everytime she goes

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-vomit-gif-15669269131231828557

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

Yippie

Now do 3 wins for 1 mil

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

tommorow we do the 1 mil one

[floral orbit]

my lions

https://tenor.com/view/lion-roaring-gif-26718409

[gritty python]

yeah i’m scarred from my playthrough of 3.9

probably the most fun i’ve had in game also

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-lion-gif-8541197

[gritty python]

but the ai really had a point to prove to me

[keen sparrow]

i wonder what the twitch streamer SAIN mod does

[gritty python]

idk scav bosses clearing doors by jumping across them comes to memory

[keen sparrow]

I already have PMCs doing that regularly

it is hilarious the way they ragdoll when you kill them mid-jump though

[gritty python]

esp if any polygon of the ragdoll is touching anything

starts tweaking

[keen sparrow]

oh i've had a few PMC bodies just Kerbal Space Program off the map

[gritty python]

they’re going to russia 2028, ggs

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's funny till i see their gun hovering and it's an RSASS

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5fdf8zMkmuIRdw7QbQ17e1?si=eae0128c99fa4ed9
@stark torrent @ancient marsh I've watched too many reels to know what follows after the triple ding

[ancient marsh]

Ivans dumbass still sending me Spotify links that I cant see

For like a year now

[soft coral]

its this song

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-gif-9578947274896178319

[ancient marsh]

Young Fly on the track

[remote fox]

What is wrong with Spotify links?

[soft coral]

theres nothing wrong with them xal is just russian

[remote fox]

Oh wait.

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/roger-roach-cockroach-insect-firework-اللهأكبر-gif-21449920

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah isn't youtube next?

or was that whatsapp

[keen sparrow]

This thing is fucking busted

1100 RPM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1353055485355364372/1471570516035764257/Screenshot_2026-02-12_210702.png?ex=698f6a57&is=698e18d7&hm=f9cb92d558243b1db93df06723654261878774c9b5328881122b23281852320e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=522 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1353055485355364372/1471570516648263752/Screenshot_2026-02-12_210741.png?ex=698f6a57&is=698e18d7&hm=121abfa9bac4bbe8a7ba57a2de92d8e9e0e794b6dcdb2bf0fe0ef99d877ed968&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=522

[soft coral]

shein uzi

[keen sparrow]

*Japanese

but yeah

[soft coral]

these screenshots reminded me that bsg in their infinite dev wisdom
with 8 years of development on tarkov under their belt
STILL haven't implemented proper volumentric lighting where rooms are ACTUALLY lit
U know like 99% of games nowdays

but knowign them and how the game barely functions as it is
adding proper lighting would break maps in some way

its kinda sad tbh

U go into a industrial hangar on customs
which has those big windows on the walls outside its middle of the day in raid time
and the hangar itself is as dark as under the bed

malding over lighting I go bed enough

[winged mica]

I feel like a lot of SMGs after 0.15 in Tarkov are very buster

[winged mica]

Also idk why grenade does this

[keen sparrow]

they died before they could throw it, game generates a preview pivot of the grenade mid animation

[surreal stirrup]

it's like that all of the time btw

no matter what

[keen sparrow]

once the preview is generated that's it

you have it like that until you clear cache

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

lowkey me and rex

[keen sparrow]

yeah, lol it's great

"IT'S REX AND I YOU MONGOLOID" "TURN YOUR 4SKIN INSIDE OUT SIR" "PLEASE STREAM YOUR SUIC1DE "

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Pretty much if you take anything here personally you're gonna have a bad time

[fast garden]

games performance is bad enough as is man

looks great tho

[winged mica]

@keen sparrow give me good graphic setting w amand to have my SPT not looking like im standing in rain all the time

or like my game is getting eaten by solar eclipse

[keen sparrow]

I'll just record my settings, sound alright?

[keen sparrow]

And in raid.

[keen sparrow]

Texture quality are at your own discretion. I just flat out refuse to turn it down

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeonyou-fbi-gif-26167165

@short cove

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Pardon, got double tap set to the heart, wasn't intending to spread positivity here.

[ancient marsh]

????

who tf thought of these prices

.45 AP

??????????????

[winged mica]

[floral orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyUZhheUSQ
Baba Yaga

[ancient marsh]

right before this screenshot sween says "i have money, dont bring me food"

[floral orbit]

I am down bad man

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

Xal wanted to test if his class 2 face mask can stop an m61 so I used my last 10 roubles to repair it and bring it back to him

[compact knoll]

all im saying is

xal licks his fingers clean after he jerks off

[viral egret]

ouuushhhkaaa

intel folder + key tool from 14hr

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow fk your family

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

made the mistake of opening this fucking plane of oblivion

[floral orbit]

Ieddler when you get home we have to arena max

you too @viral egret

[stark torrent]

i just got home but imma eat a bit and go to the gym

after that im free i got holiday

[floral orbit]

me and Xal have to do some chores

he is doing the dishes and I have to cut some wood

we know who's the woman in this relationship

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chad-cyborg-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-T8DXf47za8gaFLpQVA

[viral egret]

total pmc death

+2 kills on customs

jeffrey goatstein

[ancient marsh]

you, cause you'd be handling wood

[floral orbit]

go do the dishes and put the food on the table honey

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232475558026416239/1326467692907069501/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_6.gif

[viral egret]

is blue worth anything @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

no

prob the worst out of all of them

[viral egret]

laced ass marked room

[stark torrent]

money its 500k to trader

so not bad

[viral egret]

bro there is n oway

god fucking bless

overseer being better than marked room casually

[viral egret]

1/5

[viral egret]

this audio is holy dogshit

inside of dorms and i still dont hear a guy 1 room to my left ggs

comtac 6

[ancient marsh]

this guy is doing sbih and going inside dorms

[viral egret]

i was trying for sbih so i camped stronghold and i got hit by a stray round

in the face

so i went m4 to get my evil watchmen done

and i hear nothing while 3 pmcs run around both above and below me in 3rd story dorms

yoiinkk wtf

ledx and bitcoin in 1 raid

[short cove]

[keen sparrow]

You too buddy

[viral egret]

might use the as val if it does tbh

jnever tried it in gamma

holy unlucky raid man

timmy with a fucking 6b47 bounces 3 55a1s

scav also bounced a 55a1