💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

wdym by that

[vivid dawn]

So no 1.0 for spt

[glacial haven]

They haven't even updated to the latest version of Tarkov before the 1.0 update, that shit ain't happening

[soft coral]

the spt modders seem to be just as retarded as bsg themselves

[stark torrent]

Most likely not in the near future at least , many spt modders jumped ship so lots of mods are never gonna be updated

[glacial haven]

Granted, it added nothing but not even that is finished

[soft coral]

I say give tarkov to the fallout 4 and elder scrolls modders

they'll rip that shit appart in 5 days max

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

overall

[glacial haven]

You're funny when you talk shit like that

[soft coral]

ty ❤️

i digress

[stark torrent]

Its not their fault at all, BSG changed the way files work so they cant really do anything

Bsg fucked the free modders but not the cheaters

[soft coral]

even I admit the game as progressed over the years
back in the day it was an even bigger shitshow
HOWEVER
u can't progress 2 steps forward and 10 back over the course of 8 years and then defend your game that it has progressed so much and blah blah blah

thats not how it works

[vivid dawn]

When they bring modding support for PvE,that will be the holy grail

[ancient marsh]

no, old ss

they dont

old ss showcasing stack size for the ammo

[glacial haven]

GTA 7 will be announced by then

[ancient marsh]

some random sheefgg video

[vivid dawn]

2050

Dang

[soft coral]

modding on pve in in the bsg servers?

never happening if thats what youre referring to

[vivid dawn]

Im 56 by then

[vivid dawn]

They said they will but Nikita talks a lot of shit

[soft coral]

ah yes

"they said"

[vivid dawn]

Iirc it was on thevroadmap

[soft coral]

well mate I can say my grandma has wheels but that doesn't mean shes a bycicle now is she

[vivid dawn]

Shes a golfcart

[soft coral]

they said my ass

bsg have said a lot of shit

[glacial haven]

Look, I am sure that modding support will come but not the extent of SPT, not in a million years

[soft coral]

the best that they MIGHT be able to pull off is community mods or bsg approved mods
similar to how some arpg games allow external modding but only for a few select things such a QOL mods

and even thats pushing it

[vivid dawn]

Steam workshop

[glacial haven]

Of course they'd be bsg approved

If the idea is good, they'll just deny it, steal the idea and implement it as a dlc

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

reminds me of another game that does that

ahem CC

in reality i dont see them doing mods in the near future

they can't even remotely get their base game to work well

let alone allow modding to it

https://youtube.com/shorts/iOFBx0Gqphg?si=3BtXqCDFhOoYvog1
@glacial haven @stark torrent

fucking love this dude

[stark torrent]

Yeah u like dudes

[stark torrent]

They wont

[soft coral]

omg..........

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Iedy I hope your fucking engine blows up man

[vivid dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1465822518211379364/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[soft coral]

meanwhile tarkov vc on a full day sounds like a gey porno orgy

[left beacon]

💀

[soft coral]

"one behind me"
"where are you I'm coming"
"he shot me all over i'm fucked up"

[left beacon]

I'm pushing from behind

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[left beacon]

There's 4 dudes on top of me

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-leaving-patrick-star-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-22962728

[soft coral]

blood knows it sounds like that too

[left beacon]

This guy's spraying me so bad

[vivid dawn]

Duckov

[stark torrent]

Ye

[soft coral]

yo lemme follow u on insta

I already follow artyom and farfalla

and azu

[vivid dawn]

There is nothing

[glacial haven]

it sounds like a suburban gated neighbourhood after too many drinks and then that neighbour with a window tattooed on his chest starts moving the conversation in a certain direction

[soft coral]

idc dude

i just wanna follow u on there

bitchass mf

[vivid dawn]

I lied

[soft coral]

whatever goes on in that vc stays in that vc blood

[vivid dawn]

IM WAITING

My brwak is over in a few minutes

[soft coral]

gotta crack open a nice cold monster

ooshk

[keen sparrow]

I love it when he calls sounds 'expensive'

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @glacial haven still no job

[stark torrent]

[remote fox]

You and 20% of Gen Z.

[glacial haven]

only 10%? damn

[soft coral]

10% sounds low

[remote fox]

Just in the US, globally it's 20%.

[glacial haven]

that edit did not improve it by much

[stark torrent]

26% of Romanian Youth is unemployed apparently

[viral egret]

hello littlestjames inhabitants

[keen sparrow]

i'm jorkin my pingets

[remote fox]

It's like 38% in Spain

I don't think you guys conceptualize how bad it is that 20% of the global population is unemployed.

About 30% of the population is about to hit retirement age.

[soft coral]

chat gpt about to steal the work of so many call center workers

[stark torrent]

Its very bad

[glacial haven]

I very much do, 20% is a lot globally, I just expected it to be more if specifically talking about gen z because a lot of companies have open positions but none of them are taking applicants by the looks of it

[stark torrent]

There are areas where u literally cant work anything but slave job

For shit pay

If u dont live in a city ggs

No jobs

[stark torrent]

Many villages and shit here will die in 10-20 years

Nobody has any reason to stay there , and cities become.overcrowded

Cause everyone is going there to get work

[viral egret]

true

[remote fox]

A lot of Gen Z is getting educated, so they don't show up.

[glacial haven]

The biggest issue with the current job application market system is, we still base your performance on what grades you got but everyone and their brother used chatgpt to cheat on exams, so it's pretty much worthless

[stark torrent]

Yeah true, tbf that is one issue

Also nepotism

[viral egret]

this is true

it dont matter how hard they try

everyone finds a way to sneak in chatgpt for any exam or test

[stark torrent]

Everyone is fucking hiring their family or shit on positions

[glacial haven]

Well, that will have extreme consequences soon enough because no one is qualified for anything anymore then

[stark torrent]

I mean it makes sense many exams are just useless

[viral egret]

that aswell

[glacial haven]

Yeah but if you learned nothing the entire time and just used chatgpt for every single homework assignment and exam, you essentially know nothing

[viral egret]

when i had my exams

they were easier than the tests we had in the manuals

to be fair we were using the old soviet manuals for exercises

[stark torrent]

Yeah exams need to be changed then , so it shows the true value and not the abilty to copy paste shit

[viral egret]

do u know the gheba one or whatever its named @stark torrent

[remote fox]

Let's be honest, if you had a family member and could snatch a job, wouldn't you?

[stark torrent]

Course

[glacial haven]

Roadwork or laying bricks does not require you to know how to calculate the area of an object with a formula but not everyone will go into physical labour

And that's where it then gets problematic

[viral egret]

neither do office worker jobs aswell

[glacial haven]

Imagine having an accountant that can barely count without his fingers

[viral egret]

you need to know how to like work with pdfs or whatever

[glacial haven]

You can fucking hang yourself immediately

[remote fox]

But my knees...

[glacial haven]

Your government will obliterate you and all of that just because some retard cheated his way through school

[viral egret]

true

[glacial haven]

if you just categorize shit the entire day or answer support tickets, then you don't necessarily need to know a lot

but a lot of office jobs still require you to have some knowledge in some field

[remote fox]

Knowing Excel used to be enough

[viral egret]

yeah but as it stands

[glacial haven]

Yes because you brought the basics by default, which would not be the case in this situation lmao

[viral egret]

office workers do not need the quadratic formula or anything complex lfurther down

education system itself is fucked anyway befause of it still being identical to what it was eons ago

[glacial haven]

I am simply stating the entry of all things, this will extend even further, not just into your regular office retard that does nothing but drink his cold sugar bomb starbucks concoction and hits a few numpad keys

[remote fox]

Did you guys hear about Microsoft getting in trouble because they have a caste system for different coding languages?

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/lYJ0ukkVeOg?si=4ZHz6LLlg-3HMKt8 xal on the post art

[glacial haven]

This extends into the science field, medical field, law, everywhere

It spreads like a plague and suddenly you have idiots that can barely do anything

Imagine an architect that doesn't know any advanced maths

[glacial haven]

I mean, I honestly don't blame them

I have seen code from your average indian, it is not very impressive

[remote fox]

The higher castes got to code with Python, the lower ones with C++.

[glacial haven]

Many of them are probably good but I just haven't met them till now

[viral egret]

inb4 ur getting surgery and ur doc asks "how do i use a scalpel"

[glacial haven]

Well, it's funny now but if this trend continues, that is not as far fetched as you might think

[remote fox]

Thank god, I haven't had any health problems.

[glacial haven]

Well, I should not continue speaking about my experiences

Because no matter how I structure the follow up sentences, they will sound racist either way

[hollow patrol]

get racist on main

[glacial haven]

someone should do that irl

[soft coral]

burped and farted

damn

took a screenshot

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236981222975209514/1470723368385777856/IMG_0742.png?ex=698c555f&is=698b03df&hm=d285d4047e7ba635e833f2ebea1463832886650fb9a78e1427fa10b2f98d8480&

ayo?

[soft coral]

increased prestige requirement from 55 to 67

[little flame]

ok bro

[soft coral]

ok I'm sorry

[little flame]

snow gone too

yay

[soft coral]

yeah its gone and it arrived here

[viral egret]

finally

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LTuXwzAWz7E?si=tEOvpAEkI1IWDDZh
@viral egret @ancient marsh @stark torrent @little flame he closed the door behind him

[viral egret]

when tagilla bodyblocks you in labyrinth and starts whispering to you

[ancient marsh]

We need to beat you to death

Does anyone know if arena is getting a patch

Are they just gonna remove snow

[ancient marsh]

INDIANS INDIANS INDIANS INDIANS

[surreal stirrup]

what do you think

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll after the 8 million Indians arrive to Ukraine to replenish the population, where will you be in the caste system?

[ancient marsh]

I don't know, that's why I am asking

[blazing basin]

And yet, fon der Leyen supposedly wants these "skilled workers"...

Actually retarded

[keen sparrow]

what's wrong with increasing prestige level to 67?

not like anyone here would ever prestige, or reach level 67

[ancient marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ilgbtenha-stantwt

[keen sparrow]

prove me wrong, get to level 67

[ancient marsh]

Or I just get to 47, get kappa, beat the game and prestige

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/talk-yap-yapping-talking-hand-gif-15451554571160759046

[ancient marsh]

Oh wait I am 47

And like 15 quests away from kappa

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yap-debuff-grifagem-gif-3238131387694954331

I will never be able to unhear darksidephil sounding like ben shapiro

does live tarkov slowly get rid of snow or is it immediate?

[soft coral]

immediate

they dont have the knowhow to make it gradual

[keen sparrow]

in SPT it's gradual, that's why i ask

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

yeah the elevation requirement for snow to be present becomes higher and higher as spring gets closer

So you will see snow at resort or weather station while the whole southern road along shoreline is bone dry

and it just gets more and more sparse every day

[stark torrent]

early spring should be like u described

from what i remember

it has patches of snow on hills and shit

bushes and stuff are still barren

[keen sparrow]

ooh okay, makes sense

I love the seasons system.

animal crossing type beat

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow yo momma

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sinbadsrevenge-gif-687142250901810128

[soft coral]

eeee you mad

[keen sparrow]

shut up before i suck your dick

[soft coral]

Holy gey

[keen sparrow]

going to try as many transits before i get bored/lose my mind/SPT crashes

mostly to see if SPT crashes

i'll probably die to a silent F-1 from scuffed Black Division

[native crypt]

Or ruaf pkm man

[keen sparrow]

I don't have them installed, no thanks

the 3-man death squad that talks like Arma 2 bots showing up every map is enough

[soft coral]

oh so the ibaz model in stalker comes from metro

[stark torrent]

Ye , also the Tarkov OTV armor thingie

[native crypt]

Do we know the reward yet?

[soft coral]

well they do look different slightly

[stark torrent]

no it was literally just finished updating

[native crypt]

Alright

[stark torrent]

i mean the games are years apart , tarkov has more 1-1 fidelity to items

but im pretty sure it's the same vest

or idea of it at least

old soviet armor

[soft coral]

the one in metro and stalker is the IBAZ suit

the otv might be the modernized version

[stark torrent]

it is

[little flame]

[little flame]

woah

wtf why

[stark torrent]

i guess to not carry 2 slots of ammo maybe idk

[little flame]

get in vc @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

imma have to leave soon sadly

[little flame]

ah sad

np

[viral egret]

buh

wtf

[little flame]

cryon join vc

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

improved server starting time

[little flame]

is this new?

[stark torrent]

yes idk wtf is that

ohh

its for posters

[soft coral]

police batom

[stark torrent]

yea

[little flame]

yeah

figured

[stark torrent]

who cares

[little flame]

useless

[stark torrent]

who tf keeps posters lmao , you put them in hideout or u dont pick them up

[soft coral]

How much space does it have

[little flame]

bro??????

thats dogshit

[stark torrent]

you cant even take that thing in raid with you

[little flame]

i hope its not the only quest

10 per map is so cancer

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh ammo packs r back on flea

[little flame]

ye

[ancient marsh]

Yeah I said that

https://tenor.com/view/dumbass-butt-head-mike-judge's-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e4-stupid-gif-14074228603224192990

[ancient marsh]

Oushh

[little flame]

get on xal

[ancient marsh]

Get on THIS

I'm not home

Loser

[little flame]

ur a loser

[ancient marsh]

:(

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent check brainfart

[ancient marsh]

Just wait for prices to drop and buy 5 quadrillion

[keen sparrow]

are any of the awards not boring dogshit?

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-gaming-breathtaking-rip-george-floyd-gif-26093469

[keen sparrow]

pot GZ to start transit marathon

change my game's resolution as soon as i get in

game crashes

BRO LMAO

the gear going in

[soft coral]

Love how easy it is to tell when a channel is AI at this point

[little flame]

fcuking rain...

fucking*

[soft coral]

switch from monitor speakers to headphones
no sound
wut
look over
headphones aren't plugged in
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

lol, aids

[little flame]

ducks sofar, inside bronze pocket and customs roof

ew

[soft coral]

im about to take a mad shit

[soft coral]

them reducing the size to only 9 will never be forgiven

[keen sparrow]

literally dropping my rig to swap out my zeroed out plates for looted plates mid-raid, this is already so scuffed

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @little flame @stark torrent

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

cant defend this guy anymore

[viral egret]

everything but getting a job

[little flame]

go buy unheard

[soft coral]

make cryon get unheard and then get kappa

[cyan garnet]

same

[soft coral]

[little flame]

does the razor feel slightly more zoomed in or am i retarded

idk

[soft coral]

just u probably

[little flame]

ok new bug

if u pull up the visor while voicelining it cancels the voiceline

gg

[viral egret]

going for kappa already

[little flame]

u dont have it tho

[viral egret]

yet

[soft coral]

ok so if u start a new game on the same save slot the game knows which collectibles youve found

ggs

[keen sparrow]

Transit #1

[viral egret]

game crash #1

[soft coral]

twain

[little flame]

metro?

[soft coral]

yes.

[little flame]

gg

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[soft coral]

Man

[little flame]

ur on spt

[soft coral]

what a nice color palette

[little flame]

its not an acomplishment

[keen sparrow]

'this guy's enjoying SPT, grrraaah i'm so mad'

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[little flame]

seems like ur the one ticked off

ggs

[soft coral]

this guy is enjoying metro

hes so based

[little flame]

cant even take the bait

[keen sparrow]

Cryon and i are seeing if SPT can handle like 16 transits

idk what you're on

[soft coral]

I mean

your ram usage will skyrocket

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[soft coral]

but probably

[little flame]

u have this shit saved, good you need it

[soft coral]

considering a lot of us have done the guide and I did it through transits only ggs

[viral egret]

what?

[keen sparrow]

you said this shit would crash

[keen sparrow]

not worried

[little flame]

????

u also have that shit saved on ur drive apparently

nice one

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

jeffrey is calling

[viral egret]

bigg jeff

[little flame]

[viral egret]

leaked island recording

[remote fox]

You are giving off some major creep vibes ngl.

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-gaming-breathtaking-rip-george-floyd-gif-26093469

[keen sparrow]

i didn't name it that

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

That's the name that Xalrider gave the clip of you screaming

[viral egret]

yeah the dark web guy you downloaded it from did

[glacial haven]

i mean, it's not like he is trying to hide it

at least he's not doing a good job at it if he is

[remote fox]

The fucking weird smile lady he keeps posting triggers me.

There is just some weird vibes radiating off this guy.

[glacial haven]

he sent a picture of his shit in the official tarkov server

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

still

[keen sparrow]

*IN THE FAN ART CHANNEL

[little flame]

"little girl scream.mp3"

fbi its this man right here

[remote fox]

My instincts prove right again.

[little flame]

ofc

fucking weirdo

[keen sparrow]

the file name is super scuffed, i will admit, lol

[little flame]

once a freak always a freak

[glacial haven]

the #ffffff lacari

[keen sparrow]

which one?

this?

[remote fox]

No, the png.

[keen sparrow]

this?

[remote fox]

The butter face.

[glacial haven]

now that you say it, kinda looks like a skinwalker

[remote fox]

The large png.

[keen sparrow]

this one?

[remote fox]

That one

[glacial haven]

that one is not as bad as the asian woman he posted before that one

[keen sparrow]

THATS WHAT GETS YOU

[keen sparrow]

This is from a live music performance where a dude very poorly sang a song live after telling everyone he had just beat cancer

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/please-give-me-cock-korean-english-gif-14448929

Every tarkov player

[keen sparrow]

I have that gif favourited already, he's not wrong

[remote fox]

She is giving me PTSD.

[glacial haven]

idk, just does not look natural, it looks like it read the explanation of what a smile would look like and now it's trying to emulate it, it's unsettling

[keen sparrow]

link is at the timestamp https://youtu.be/aBt4zT_PBmw?si=6KeexRmkoR1b8KV-&t=16

Planting a marker for blood of war on interchange gives me busy-hands. GG.

[viral egret]

9x39 fmj users bruh

bro killed me by bleeding

[stark torrent]

@little flame @little flame @fast garden

they forgot

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

post so important, had to tag alle twice

[little flame]

no

they changed quest

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[little flame]

to lvl 47

[stark torrent]

THANK YOU

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-jonah-and-alex-gif-10236473324613230715

[little flame]

its bp

not pp

[viral egret]

yeah i had to zoom in to ee the black tip

that sounds wrong

[soft coral]

why are you looking at black tips

[keen sparrow]

all jokes aside, the amount of upper-body and core strength it probably takes to do whatever the fuck that is is kind of impressive

[native crypt]

i guess but he could have put that effort into anything else

like not dressing so fruity

or acting that way

[keen sparrow]

'all jokes aside'

I couldn't do that, lol. dude could probably beat my ass

[native crypt]

behold! the great equalizer!

[keen sparrow]

yeah but we laugh at fat dudes with glocks

just be in shape 4head

[native crypt]

true they should use something larger since they can absorb more recoil

[keen sparrow]

You seen that Kentucky Ballistics video of Eddie Hall shooting guns not meant for human hands?

[native crypt]

no

[keen sparrow]

lol

World's strongest/biggest man firing shotguns that would give you CPR if you held them wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVBD7mYgU-c

[native crypt]

7 ads in a 17 minute vid is criminal

[keen sparrow]

I just hit F5

[soft coral]

gotta replay teh church section cuz I accidentally killed a guard and apparently youre not supposed to do that

also

mom messages me
I'll ring you at 16:30/16:40
doesn't elaborate

am I getting called by the ICA

[gritty python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jog401QMtEQ

[keen sparrow]

So so many NPCs in N64 OoT and MM

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @gritty python

mom calls
alo?
come down and help me with the pizzas im home in 2 mins

[gritty python]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

based

[gritty python]

this series of videos has my hysterical rn

me*

fallout 4 is already so clunky

then you make every interaction JET

[ancient marsh]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Mg0wvjXAu04Ek8F2Dj4obM3b9xILjet11HjIAyv_Rf0/https/i.imgur.com/4kGCFre.jpg?format=webp&width=1240&height=607

all ducky locations on customs

[gritty python]

the amount of fucking fog

go away

[soft coral]

did the church section in exodus without being spotted

ggs

[gritty python]

hyuge

[keen sparrow]

This was aids. Probably would've got more XP if placing M2000 markers didn't give me busy hands.

luckily in SPT you just press END on your keyboard and you reset your hands

[little flame]

giving ammo to teammates before prestige

aye

[gritty python]

people that aren't looking at you do not have hitboxes

[little flame]

[soft coral]

I somehow doubt u died from him

[viral egret]

wasbnt from him

i got sniped by xiao meng

[soft coral]

yes ofc

[viral egret]

20kd player

[soft coral]

Lowkey though

how the fuck is a bug such as busy hands present not only in fucking stalker

but in tarkov

[gritty python]

too many animations

[little flame]

2nd batch

[floral orbit]

https://youtu.be/9wASSEZvBYU?t=47
@ancient marsh @viral egret @stark torrent @little flame time stamp

[viral egret]

gg

[native crypt]

i love this game

[keen sparrow]

windows defender gonna come up with an alert that Tarkov is a virus

[hallow stream]

"I kiss my friends goodnight" ass method

[little flame]

im giving them the ammo so they can have fun?

wdym

its not like they're giving me it all back

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

@little flame @keen sparrow

made it this far

so far its a very....weird type of open world

Best way I'd describe it is selective open world
the map is big but only like a handful of areas are of note worthy interest the rest is empty space

atmosphere is awesome though

guns sound mind numbingly good

idk you could remove 90% of that volga map and nothing would change

[pallid bolt]

there's a ton of hidden side objectives in the open maps

[soft coral]

I know theres 2 other maps I think

perhaps they open up more

so far the volga is very...empty

so far its good though

[brittle sinew]

He's playing metro exodus 🎉

[brittle sinew]

Bro doesnt know the secret treasures and locations

[little flame]

@stark torrent ill let u know once i can prestige so u can get my moneys

[soft coral]

I've not missed a spot so far

[keen sparrow]

Based

[soft coral]

at least of the spots I've went to the church and krest dude and saving anna

even on an open world

the metro trilogy is at the end of the day a linear experience

listen i never said the game is bad or such

[brittle sinew]

Did you find the metal detector?

You found it right? Easy to find

[soft coral]

ive done like 3 objectives chill out

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK5jOlC2I2k

[calm pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-6942857530243279431

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow I LOVE PEPSI

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng&list=RD_hI0qMtdfng&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[calm pollen]

Sex joke lmao

[keen sparrow]

is that dante kirk?

why does he kinda look like charlie

[soft coral]

it is

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

this changes NOTHING

ggs tho

[little flame]

🎦

[viral egret]

@glacial haven

[little flame]

[viral egret]

alle prestiges

backend error

bad objects error

game crash

[soft coral]

would be hilarious if his profile gets reset but he doesn't get the rewards

that would be cherry on top of the cake

[keen sparrow]

i love this backpack because it's retarded

[soft coral]

literally a crate

[keen sparrow]

gonna do exactly what cryon said and use it as an excuse for 'strength meta'

it's pretty big inside, but it's 7 kilos empty

[keen sparrow]

proof that BSG is stealing modder ideas. i've had this for over a year.

[soft coral]

does it say what material its made of

[keen sparrow]

sec

[soft coral]

could've just said no

[keen sparrow]

I DIDN'T REMEMBER

[keen sparrow]

somedays sir, you are insufferable

[soft coral]

thank you

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mw2-cod-valeria-valeria-mw-gif-11449186407536593536

[viral egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XaviaENeHao new tarkov weapon maybe

[compact knoll]

Bro rolled a nat 1 on presitiging

[ancient marsh]

he actually did the right choice artem

1. tarkov changed prices in favor of the chinese
2. tarkov is celebrating chinese new year with discounts

artem do you know how to beg for mercy in Mandarin?

I'd learn it if i were you

before it's too late

[compact knoll]

No fare no fare

[ancient marsh]

no fiah no fiah

wo ciu rao

[little flame]

presitiging

[cyan garnet]

Yeah

I can say hello dont shoot i'm friendly in mandarin hahah

[keen sparrow]

huh, I don't hate the shade of wood on this build

The gloss maps on the magazine are dogshit though

[soft coral]

change color of eotech

looks ass

[keen sparrow]

okay, which one

[soft coral]

oooh lego

[soft coral]

go for something simple like the black XPS3

[cyan garnet]

Nice wooden furniture

Bsg could never

[soft coral]

hehe bakelite plastic

[keen sparrow]

I actually love wooden furniture. Making the old Arisaka Type 99 was an absolute blast

[cyan garnet]

Fuck i wish i saved that clip the other day of sam hyde shooting a arisaka saying retarded shit

[soft coral]

there u go

[keen sparrow]

The whorls on this grip are wild

also love that they put the laser into the MARS sight. something they totally didn't need to do but did anyways

oh shit

[keen sparrow]

The cost of looking good. She's probably going to shoot like shit

[viral egret]

cum fog

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah they put a new material on their scope lenses, that'll be fun to pick apart

@mortal lynx Wanna remind the people on backport that BSG completely redid scope lenses?

[little flame]

who the fuck is eco

[keen sparrow]

my replacement

lol

I just did it here before i forget

[ancient marsh]

what if you see that and then hear a tagilla voice line

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-26713413

[ancient marsh]

what do you do

[mortal lynx]

Were working on It, its Just a new cubemap apparently

[keen sparrow]

oh, that's easy money

[compact knoll]

@fast garden get on fucking helldivers man

[keen sparrow]

He kinda went off with that last one

[little flame]

@fast garden hows nioh 3, got like 20 hours sofar peak

[fast garden]

i literally cannot play it because it constantly crashes man

[compact knoll]

maaaaaan

[fast garden]

trying the demo before buying this shit might be gas

[little flame]

i really like it

[blazing basin]

I may have to delete my acc

[keen sparrow]

?

[blazing basin]

I've said some things

...

[keen sparrow]

oh, lol

[little flame]

finally

[viral egret]

wtf

@little flame i didnt altf4

i got sent to main menu

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stallipiano-7

[viral egret]

[little flame]

[blazing basin]

nono, go ahead

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[ancient marsh]

dogshit fucking day on eft today

genuinely

i got 0 progress

like actually 0

i didnt kill a single pmc with a bolty today

[viral egret]

tmrw will be ur day trust

ur gonna get all sbih kills

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-michi-triste-crying-cat-reaction-sad-cat-hannicion-gif-17190162121303461099

wtf i alrdy have 4 calibration kills

i just recently got it

[viral egret]

shiit

xal getting altyn before me

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1470878097686401185/VID_20260210_121645_205.mp4?ex=698ce57a&is=698b93fa&hm=075e6e8fb8c3de3f63ba521dfd20752153cdb2f2276b61be526414d5fe2afc98&
@keen sparrow @little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

what a sweetie

lil bro's got that vibrato down

[little flame]

[soft coral]

the coffee machine of instant musicial inspiration

[keen sparrow]

jew gun go brrrr

[keen sparrow]

wish my keurig came with a songbird

[soft coral]

mmm ice cold pepsi

that sat outside in the balcony

natural fridge

[keen sparrow]

smart

[soft coral]

about 99% of bulgaria does this

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @viral egret @compact knoll @stark torrent @glacial haven

The amulet should be a small star of David as well

✡️

[viral egret]

no wonder why i cant go on his island i expired

only 9 and below

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

No one ever made that joke before

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ponkehq-solana-ponke-ponkesol-SJcJxtq3rxpW0Wy4UM

[viral egret]

oh it didnt log me in

this website is absolute dogshit

[keen sparrow]

I remember my first time trying to buy Tarkov

[viral egret]

i cant even log in

because it doesnt send me the one time code

[keen sparrow]

it refused to accept an @gmail.com email account

[viral egret]

198 normally

thank you nikita for 12 euro discount

with those 12 euros i can go buy a shotgun shell

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

what's wrong pookie bear

[soft coral]

not here kitten whiskers

[keen sparrow]

lol

Is seeing people try to buy more Tarkov upsetting?

[soft coral]

I need to be fucking lobotimized

you people have done irrepairable dmg

[keen sparrow]

"you people"

i think it's just me, lol

[soft coral]

naw

[keen sparrow]

actually, i've never been in the VC. I can't say that definitively

[soft coral]

I've spent hundreds of hours with the other animals

in the vc

at this point all of us are beyond saving

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

One clip

[ancient marsh]

Thats like 4 months of food for cryon

[viral egret]

1000 ron

unironically its like a month or more

[ancient marsh]

You can buy it and not feed your brother

[keen sparrow]

600 RPM M700

[pallid bolt]

Slap a FRT on a SAG 545 and my life is yours

[keen sparrow]

Semi auto guns don't have loops and tails. it'd make your ears bleed, i promise

[pallid bolt]

I know

I just can't think of anything else good in semi

[keen sparrow]

Full-Auto Desert Eagle

say what you want, that shit slapped in MW2 2022

[native crypt]

i was walking around on factory like king von with it earlier

[viral egret]

disgusting gun

[keen sparrow]

it kinda fucks if you don't mind the ergo hit from a large mag

[keen sparrow]

you use canted aiming at all?

[viral egret]

is this not a headshot btw

was that not literally on the chin

[keen sparrow]

can't see because you didn't hold LMB down after the shot

[viral egret]

bro again???

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

eft israel

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

btw, what is the significance of the women in your profile?

[keen sparrow]

Grok told me not to talk about that yesterday, lol

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1307761727768756274/yea-1.gif

huh...

[keen sparrow]

do a reverse google image search, lol

[compact knoll]

@fast garden

also the fixed a couple crashes

check if it works

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

no?

you literally cant see his head + you were shooting thru cover

[hollow patrol]

noob

[ancient marsh]

me and who

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

no

aaaand he goes offline

fuck this mf man

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

optimized matching btw

shatun

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[stark torrent]

He went to work to feed his family

[keen sparrow]

a rarity amongst Tarkov players

ewwww

It's a value set in the ammo properties, i didn't know that

also, BSG spelling efficient wrong, priceless

[pallid bolt]

I've always wondered, can you code in other languages? Or is it always English?

[soft coral]

there are localized version of coding languages

[keen sparrow]

so funny thing

if you spell efficient correctly in this code

your shit won't work

you have to mis-spell like they do

[soft coral]

majority of the world though uses english for coding

better for it to be universal than trying to decipher someones code in bulgarian

[keen sparrow]

or Russian

[soft coral]

aren't these parameters

not the actual code inside the game

[cyan garnet]

Pinnacle of russian programming

[soft coral]

I have a feeling that

to seasoned programmers and modders

seeing bsg code is like seeing a relic from the 1980s

like some neanderthal shit

[keen sparrow]

yeah these are just .jsons so these are like data entry really

[soft coral]

https://media.tenor.com/KFn31sBJnpEAAAAj/glorp-glorpshakey.gif

[ancient marsh]

man i cant fucking do shooterborn because half the playerbase has fucking wallhacks

like i look out of any window and clear all possible angles and then some retard prefires me as usual

it's so fucking obvious

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

HIS MOTHER IS DEAD AND BURIED

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

@stark torrent

kappa in a month

entire family dead in a vicious on-head collision with an 18 wheeler

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ksmzg33O5mE?si=oI7rufSZM2DbfvP9

[soft coral]

mad props for my ex coworker STILL posting flat earth crap

I may not fuck with his beliefs

but man I respect his dedication

[hollow patrol]

+rep

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit im not going to uni im gonna stay help mom

She came back home after surgery a couple days ago

[soft coral]

xal being a good laddie

[ancient marsh]

I gotta do some stuff and we can play later

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

[floral orbit]

good son

https://tenor.com/view/karen-gif-24125682

[soft coral]

we need to execute you

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rudy-kobansky-profitansky-power-respect-respect-bro-gif-7583971524237177134

[floral orbit]

get on your knees and start begging femboy

[soft coral]

you got the wrong guy
I"m not called artyom

[floral orbit]

everything south of Danube is a femboy

we fixed something

[little flame]

bro

i can speed level

lmao

[viral egret]

oh yeah

[little flame]

get on

[viral egret]

ok

sec

[floral orbit]

the other EOD guy left as well, good matching service

[viral egret]

how abt u join us inm ccheckpoint

[floral orbit]

I'm done

[viral egret]

worse than sween rn on my soul

[stark torrent]

Poorge

[soft coral]

ate some pizzer

oooh

[little flame]

@stark torrent

im lvl 15 now

so let me know once ur on

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit im home

[floral orbit]

taking a shit, prepare for arena maxing

[ancient marsh]

ok honey

[stark torrent]

Ye imma be back home soon

[little flame]

gotcha

[stark torrent]

1 hour

[little flame]

got 2 moonshines but i can buy more

[ancient marsh]

LAST FRAME BEFORE I DIED TO HIM

[little flame]

LOOOOOK

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

AT THE STATE OF IT

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

O7

[little flame]

quest goop

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @little flame

I'm about to plasma all over

[stark torrent]

bro playing 67 games a week

[little flame]

plasmeg

[viral egret]

doom 2016?

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

ye ok we need to dip your balls in acid

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @floral orbit @keen sparrow @soft coral @viral egret @little flame @cyan garnet @fast garden https://x.com/63skies_/status/2021550805829157335

lukas (@63skies_)

INSANITY 🤯

🚨Popular Streamer "IShowSpeed" just jumped over "Escape from Tarkov: Arena" in his latest stream🚨

X · Feb 11, 2026, 11:44 AM

i cant man

@compact knoll

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jumping-falling-1

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1379481781807485002/1470913034934550559/togif.gif

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-diddy-domain-expansion-fighting-tuff-gif-7191957339819572573

[granite coral]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 1 entrie(s)

ID:          2006357
Action:      MUTE
User:        505001044502118401
Responsible: 136355068881403904
Reason:      mutes flying out left and right for spam - you didnt get the memo
Expires:     Never
Timestamp:   08 November 2025, 17:27 (UTC)

[little flame]

[granite coral]

@limpid atlas (jeff_35) has been unmuted for reason: speed smirk

[viral egret]

feel free goy

[little flame]

@limpid atlas welcome to tarkov

w unmute

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[ancient marsh]

https://vxtwitter.com/63skies_/status/2021550805829157335

lukas (@63skies_)

INSANITY 🤯

🚨Popular Streamer "IShowSpeed" just jumped over "Escape from Tarkov: Arena" in his latest stream🚨

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 11, 2026, 11:44 AM

[limpid atlas]

shi i might consider buying tarkov after the unmute

[little flame]

dont become iedy

[limpid atlas]

nah hes good, could be my new start away from cs2

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

fucking jeff

[soft coral]

my name is jeff

[hallow stream]

his name jeff

oh my god

[soft coral]

jeff is such a default name bro

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox

YOURE IN MY GAME YOU FUCKING

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

i got like 20 clips where i shoot someone in the chest with ball 11 lr and it doesnt one shot

not chest btw

hit but not kill somehow

[keen sparrow]

This is something annoying about Tarkov. When I modded the Barrett, and .50 BMG, for the next 2 weeks i got everyone and their mother commenting "rex, y isn't it 1 shotting people. rex this is dumb, .50 should one shot"

Tarkov is very bad at letting you one tap

[ancient marsh]

not chest

not chest

actual game made by inbreds

not chest

i am convinced tarkov is a set of elaborate dice rolls

that just decides to have mercy and give you a win

and skill actually does not matter in the slightest

@stark torrent

like

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

@floral orbit

HIT BUT NOT KILL

THIS MEANS I HIT ARM (the bullet is supposed to go through arm and hit chest btw) OR STOMACH

[viral egret]

bro

fucking reshala guard bidenblasted me thru 4 windows on dorms

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-peppo-cry-gif-22663734

[viral egret]

+1 kill for me

this guy killed a reshala guard and took his gear

1 more falls

the whole lobby is in dorms with me

@little flame @ancient marsh 3 kills in dorms

all pmcs

and reshala is here too

i feel like king von

cause one of them ought to end me

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

another one pushed and i got him too

holy shit

if i didnt swap to my class 5 back id have died though

[gritty python]

cryon with the immense w

[viral egret]

ive never gotten this many kills in 1 raid lmfao

4 kills

i had to play it careful because reshala guards and reshala were in 3rd story with me and the other guys too

[gritty python]

outplayed

[viral egret]

i moved like prime king von

[gritty python]

o block switchyon himself

[ancient marsh]

i think my lifespan shortened by 3 years

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

holy

@little flame

i bought a pristine rys-t from fence

for 300k

idk if the faceshield is fucked but i have a pristine one too

[stark torrent]

hold it in stash for 3000 years

[viral egret]

@floral orbit

unde esti coaie

vino drq inapoi

[fast garden]

they are speaking spanish again

[viral egret]

hola

no depordado

no immigranto

por favor

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

i absolutely hate this disgusting discord update

[fast garden]

i have never used the autofill emotes tbh

[gritty python]

not intentionally have i ever

[viral egret]

ive literally

i only use

but it autocorrects to 😄

disgusting pedo devs

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

execution imminent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349408407345434642/1466066867742576752/20240210_004012.gif