#💣tarkov-released
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ornstein smough
i'll sponsor one (1) mcflurry at mcdonalds
I can't believe iedy looks like that
I haven't had a mcflurry in a long time ngl
hes not white?
I haven't either but I also only ever had the oreo one
The regular with caramel is so good
You mean the sundae or a mcflurry?
which number is that
sundae is just the ice cream with whatever you want mixed with it, mcflurry's are with toppings
Idk man the fucking ice cream in a cup u eat with a spoon
Google caramel mcflurry
Ur the short one ofc
fucking midget
ornstein and smough you fuck
and ur the short one?
Fuck yourself retard
I don't play roll slop
yeah it's a mcflurry with caramel, doesn't look bad ngl
Im glad you guys get the joke
u disgust me
Get electricity into your home
xal has like 3 in his stomach already
How about that
I did

Everytime he does a roll he cant stop
get some muscle
He just keeps rolling
true
No more sad candle lit dinner of eat slav potato slop
So we are stealing my joke
Artem eating potato stew at night with candles for light to know what it was like to be his ancestor 1000 years ago
.
xal eating another big mac to feel how it is to be trump
The stew was really nice
And so was the monster
looked really good ngl
Big mac is the name of trump's favourite 5 year old
You couldn't see the 5th rat swimming in it because of the lack of light

so the wuestion
did he eat or touch him
Big Mac is what he called bill Clinton after he blew his back out
IM NEW TO THIS said Donald
clean your criminal record
You saw the 5th rat in the happy meal and you ate him anyway
W protein
You fucking shmaloogle
surprising
Chicken strips racial supremacy
Dont they sell boneless ones
No also thats a glorified chicken nugget
4 calories and a bunch of calcium
to quote the dracolich at the end of Gothic 2
not even
"do you really have to ask that"
Gonna make sure to give him some ranch before he eats me
now we got to where it usually ends up, a homosexually charged conversation between 2 slavs

What did they do?
disable automated web search in the start menu and a bunch of telemetry stuff
and you can uninstall windows apps through the normal settings if you really want to
So when I finally boot it up, I should update it?
if you live in the EU, sure
if not, you will have to do a couple of things for this to work
the EU basically got the non-annoying version of windows lmao
Fun fact, that apparently does nothing, it uses the installed region
oh aids
You'd have to set it first, forcefully remove the key from the registry and then have windows recreate it
Why remove it and not edit? It's protected by Windows, you have insufficient permission to edit it
yeah that's what i did
i'm watching the video right now
And apparently curl is now exiting the bug bounty program for good because of ai slop reports
Maybe they already pushed a stealth update and now use something different to determine if you're from europe
I wouldn't be surprised
I honestly don't know, I never had to deal with it because I am from Europe
I never install with internet so oobe\bypassnro has been a godsend
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just uninstalled the microsoft app store
Just don't install Microsoft Edge
some of these in this video i already have turned off, lol
That will cause a fuck ton of instability because of the WebView2 Component
this little shitbiter?
yup
bet it doesn't let me delete it
I gotta give them that, the microsoft webview2 component is pretty efficient
or i do and i'll see download traffic as windows puts it back
or it does neither and you brick every app that uses it
Huh?
Windows 11 has introduced a pretty fucking cool feature tho
Windows Sandbox, you can just run whatever in there and even if it's malicious, it'll be gone right after you close it
Is there a video for turning Win 11 into the same appearance as Win 10?
Because it's completely encapsulated
Qubes for dumb people?
Where does the "dumb people" come into effect lmao
You're more of a retard if you just run whatever on your base system if you have no clue about it's integrity
the people that willingly use windows 11 like myself
Didn't Win 10 support end last year?
ye
He's probably talking about Linux
I like my games running straight out of the box.
I like my system running straight out of the box without having to tinker
There is some kind of Extended Service Program
I think it's for companies.
you can also access it as a private individual but it's not free, at least I would think so
Thankfully there are MS employees who still use W 10.
Otherwise there probably wouldn't be the ESU
nah, these reviews are all fake. none of them are about Shturman or EFT
@keen sparrow Dude
U not gon believeit
Groza is gon drop on wtt
The torment is over
enjoy waiting for an in-determinate amount of time

They should just drop it, that's one of the guns everyone asks for
we wanna have something for main
armory should be over with this last update
now its polishing time and then main
-hey, man, can you install this 25 year old app
-yeah, no problem
-hey can you... this app...
-i just shat myself, are you gonna clean up or what? I stink.

Several times I saw that an app might be cool but then found out I would have to build it myself
Immediately lost all interest
ikea of software
funny part
CJ is just done with Tapkob
and the assembler isn't getting made for 4.1
so there's like, little to no reason for WTT to not come out in less than a year
lmfao, idiot mad at BurntPeanut describes basically every big twitch streamer while accusing him of view-botting
But it definitely is pretty funny that some streamers claim that others are view botting them
I have heard several streamers already claim that someone else is view botting them and it's definitely not themselves
yeah i don't get why someone would do that
maybe because i'm not retarded and don't like burning money but
you gotta be head over heels for someone
No one in their right mind would pay for their favourite streamer to have more viewers, it literally has 0 effect
to buy views for them
I would have loved to see the Terry A. Davis reaction to bsg's nightmare coding
Well, if it helps, they are still going strong with that class remapping for 1.0
Just now it has less effect since you just use the il2cpp api to access it
At least for internals, for externals that is a bit more annoying but still manageable
It was actually a big drama in russian twitch community
They would have streamers join a company or guild however you want to call it
Then the next day they would have thousand of viewbots
And at the same time they would get casino sponsorships
Printing money out of nothing lmao
Buy viewers
Casinos sees you have a lot
Pay you
You buy more viewers
too bad it works
otherwise there would be a streamer+casino bubble and it could pop
That is something else entirely, those agencies all bot their creators but I am specifically talking about people blaming randoms in their community lmao
And I would be doing the exact same thing if I wouldn't already have more than enough on my plate
Get a couple of low-view streamers on Kick, tell them to sign a contract, bot their views into stupid numbers and contact casino's about collabs

You'd probably also need to implement some sort of LLM to hype up the streamers in the chats but all of that is very doable with not a lot of effort
Basically a money printing scheme
Can't really blame them for it either, as someone who has been poor I don't think I could turn down the money.
I mean, it's morally pretty alright in my opinion, the only one in this equation that may be affected is the casino
And you can't really treat a casino in a morally correct manner, they do nothing but their best to manipulate you to spend every cent you have
and kick you out if you win
To be entirely fair, it still is your fault for losing all of your money in the casino but not entirely, they do their very best to persuade you to do it
If you have a very addictive personality, you might be drawn to it like a moth is to light
i couldn't care less about taking easy money from casinos but the thought that i contributed to someone's addiction would weigh on me even though the blame is entirely on them
At the end of the day, I always think of all my actions this way:
If I wouldn't have done it, someone else would've
or
If they were in the position to do the same, they'd do it as well
i try to live by the thought of "Will I be able to explain this to God?"
I wouldn't mind living by that but then again, we all buy nestle products while knowing what shady shit they are pulling off and that is just one of them we buy products of and probably also only one of the few that were caught
You can't avoid moral dilemmas but you should minimize them, instead of immediately going for the harshest solution, try a softer one, those kinda decisions make the difference
yeah try is the operative word. besides we cant really be responsible for those in power. (yet)
Chinesium bullpup #237
Fair enough, just don't pull any questionable shit off and you should be golden
oh shit Amand's graphics updated
i thought that guy was done with modding
someone else got permission to release a fork or whatever
i even broke down and downloaded hollywood fx
that and i dont really care for anything other than the graphical stuff and the fact that it makes the guns not have the black powder smoke clouds or the way overboard muzzle flash
@keen sparrow
he has exclaimed 'shit' once or twice
according to my dad my first sentence was pointing at something and asking "What the hell is that?"
beautiful
QBZ-97
it's the obvious choice
you don't put the tig ol biddy posters next to your rest area?
because i call that sub-optimal gameplay
and to the gym
yes yes, get's the blood pumpin
i am surrounded by hotties while grinding

fuck it , imma put them in every poster slot around the hideout
isn't there like a location at a school on Street of Tarkov where you found someone jorkin off to female dressing room
or like a ballerina dance school something

its worse
its a high school
and the someone is the PE Teacher
cause its in his office
awh helll naw
Plot twist: Tarkov just got sodom and gamhorra'd because of that PE teacher
GEEEEEEEY
reasonable crashout
Died to PMC bot that had an m60 full of M993
angry mode, close game
See Tulsi
Happy mode
"BRO REX YOU'RE SO WEIRD"
😏

Yeah i think we're going to be okay, as far as AI takeover is concerned
In the year of our Lord, 2026
ChatGPT can't do basic addition
what the fuck
the nokia 1330 could do it
we became so advanced they cant do basic shit
and another run begins
@fast garden do you have brocolli hair like half of the US youngsters rn
you ever listen to this guy as you walk into the vault?
no im busy staring at the round asses because of the vault suits

bros using TeamViewer on my PC rn
GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE
GOD BLESS AMERICA
for a second i thought his nostrils were the headlights
I didnt know vault dwellers were so caked up fr
from the way ts is animated i thought the sushi roll was edited in and it was instead a cock in the original
something about the artstyle
that i just cant prove

ah dw r34 artists have already done that
Something about the animation of that demon hunters shit hurts my eyes
...how do you know?
ok
@stark torrent @compact knoll idk what they changed on arena but
- snow is gone and i get better fps
- i keep getting one shot by ap-20 thru class 5 on scout
Dude what, this early
How many hours are you tarking a day
13?
Dude its sunday
He cant leave his house
Or work
shit spreads like the plague
First iedy then artyom now xal
artyom even went beyond had a medieval setting yesterday
those kinds of posts were literally not bannable before
yeah hes beyond saving
bro asking for ankle pics in the dms too probably
my dick is up your bum man shut up
ok mr mute
i ripped that monitor box in half like a rabid dog

gimme back access to tark vc @stark torrent

its deep inside
what you already got it?
yes
im like a ventriloquist
what monitor
gg
show how much horsepower
will u use the cardboard to light a campfirre

refused to be drafted
officially an enemy of the state
POG

1080?
yeah
keep the 2nd one as well
Gonna get rid of the mess and get on for a couple min
WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTTTT ROOOOOOOOOOM
Its shorting
lmfao
HAHAHA
I need to check if i can get it working
how many inches

or does the camera make it look small
if i got rid of the keyboard the monitor might have looked bigger
yeah gotta trim the bush man
I would've suggested a 1440 but considering u play tarkov mainly your pc would implode
thats the neat part
tarkov doesnt use the gpu
u do realize that
changing from 1080 to 1440 will STILL lower your fps right?

Why is it sharp

bro can kill balrog with them dogs
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame bought dying light
was on sale
heard its good

this mf posting tarkov
stfu ivan
no
!topic @soft coral
@soft coral
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
you try it first

its peak
Hey its really good
does sweden even have such cheese
yup
fetaost
how is this guy still not banned
@stark torrent
i killed him a while ago on lighthouse
@little flame that intro movie cool
he was loud fucking axmc red dot
it is yea
he on peak
@ancient marsh where are u
sween level stats fr
nightmare
go big or go home
naw
pussyy
ok
@stark torrent
playing
mom comes in room
come with me for a bit
here we go another unskippable cutscene and mandatory quest
@little flame @compact knoll @stark torrent
@little flame https://youtu.be/qGOQYg362-0?si=gPdGPOA2yGRYGTqE&t=9
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Ew, why is it brown?
it fried itself
seeing if i can repair my old monitor
was hoping it was just shorting
I somehow doubt u have the electrical know how to know what's broken
does it smell of dead squirrels?
@compact knoll
yeah dude the giant burn part of the motherboard
clean up the room vro
the part of the motherboard that coincedntly why my monitor stopped working
well
find the culprit capacitor
or transistor
desolder
go hardware store
buy the same kind
solder back
see if it blows up again 
dont really have those here unfrotunately
it would be an interesting project
tho
can't u salvage somtehing from a tank or whatnot

oookay
posting the nuke codes straight up
maybe a bullet and if he's lucky the matching pistol
@ancient marsh
that mf did not just short, it looks like it was getting hot for quite some time
but interesting none the less
i saw the screen while it was assembled, i am quite sure, if you turn that board around, you'll see a sickle and a hammer engraved in it
yeah i was hoping it was that
gonna half assemble it back
man that voice acting in dying light
not trying to be a dick or anything but why are you trying to revive a monitor that has clearly given up on it's life, you'll be fixing one thing just for the next part to eventually give in
just for the fun of it ngl
get a backup monitor
i already bought a new one
then do it yourself, make a fun project out of it
better learn something than have it just be repaired, leave alone the repair most likely costing more than the replacement
I mean
ngl i am afraid of blowing myself up a little
idk if i can get the parts of it tho
a decent chunk of that mobo is burned to a crisp
I'm more afraid of the soldering fumes you'll inhale
unlikely but then again, i don't know if you have any clue of what you should and should not touch
cuz I guarantee u that you'll forget to open teh window
it'll mostly just give you a little zap
if nothing else on that board is defective
what was that pakistani looking guy that got zapped constantly
or it blew up because a capacitor is now more of a direct line 
would be funny to hear the aftermath of it tho
local kid blows up half the apartment because he tried to repair his monitor , more at 8
trips breaker of entire apartment complex, now getting chased by locals
thats the one
either way, you'll not kill yourself with it
the only thing stopping us are the 2 iper adhd people in the team wanting to rework everything 3 times a week
they can't understand we have limited time to finish the project, groovey and tron are tired at this point
relatable
this eastern european thinks he can replace modern monitor parts himself
laugh at him
modern? that screen was already in chernobyl before it reached his desk
true
that screen was manufactured before you were born
but like aint no fucking way he gets parts
damn
modern
lmao
production date 2007
have you seen it? it looks like the first operating system it was rendering was msdos
is bros monitor older then stalker soc
aged like a waterlogged piece of wood
nope
dosent he run 4:3 ratio or sum
2007 10 2
i mean
what framerate did it had
almost 10 years
30hz?
not bad
70 suprisingly
the ferrari amongst the duplo blocks
anyways, fix the screen yourself once you got your replacement, update us if you fused your skin to a line
ngl i dont feel the difference between 60 and 120 that much
maybe its different in game
yeah no shit it's in game, what did you expect, your windows explorer to suddenly render your furry porn collection faster?
very easy, first step is always to plug it back in
aint no way you dident take progress pics
so tbh just go on yt or google
i just need it together really
given how old it is maybe even jahoo or some shit and search up "[monitor name] teardown"
im either gonna get it repaired or throw it out
i did i was following the video
you mean the ussr bunker that still holds the documentation about the screens assembly
does bro got a yablotron udssr monnitor or something
close enough, a tamagotchi has a higher pixel density
@compact knolltbh either sell it as a broken monitor or something on your local used parts site like idfk what yall got, facebook marketplace or ebay
Damn they got my electricity
or toss it maybe
tf u mean
it looks like twister on that screen, he got 3 big squares, one whole rgb pixel and a bulb to light them up
@compact knoll did u do a shortcircuit
No
they heard my jokes and thought it would be cruel to not bomb the closest transformer
bro is defeated
definitely
you were just waiting on the 13th reason

Youre reasons 1 to 12
draw a number and get back in line
this gif, i have seen it on reels
it has a pretty nasty caption tho lmao
it has something to do with epstein island and stephen hawkings, let your imagination run wild
mp5 sd with the pro sight for test drive
scream of pure terror
@stark torrent @compact knoll @glacial haven @short cove
he fucking powerslid into my face
and started rotating around the fucking cover
😭
who the fuck screamed like that
alle
alle
lmao
i was 1 shot thorax cuz knight fucked me
you sounded like it was not very consensual and he did not use lube or a condom
yes
"Yeah, I play Customs, how could you tell?"
customs legit one of the more chill maps
When Goons are on the map?
JEFF EPSTEIN SPOTTED ON CUSTOMS
SITTING IN THE BUS ON THE BRIDGE ON CUSTOMS
STAY AWAY IF BELOW AGE OF 18
he only killed me btw
out of us 3
im the only dead

He gave you some buttermilk
i don't believe that, as a case study, send artyom there
bro got his soul snatched
lenin real asf for that
o7
-1 GPU 
@stark torrent where are u
Yes
I am reinstalling drivers
Driver is broked , classoc
I need to use DDU and reroll
Fuck this dogshit company
Sitting in the dark like a caveman
so the issue was with my monitor switching bakc to default 60hz instead of 144 or whateer
did diddy make a surprise visit to your bi-hourly gooning session and just kick the shit out of your screen?
romanian 120hz display, they even stealing decimal points
idk cause this monitor is 165hz but i dont fuckin know
I can tell you rn
and noone else will
That Maxim PDW stock is OP af
whoever made it, probably Eukyre, made it OP
also, why are we posting poorly lit photos of PCBs?
Artem's monitor kicked the bucket and then Iedy's too
oh
nothing you can do at home will fix that, just saying
not unless you have a schematic diagram of the board, the pinouts of every IC, a multimeter, an oscilloscope, can order the replacement ICs, and can do reflow soldering.
atleast i have my whole 280 not 279.99
How long have @stark torrent and @compact knoll had their monitors
?
whom is you
my monitor is 3 years old and its not dead it had Nvidia driver issues
its fine now
my other monitor is like 7 years old
the 1080p one
better that than something hardware related
LMFAO
I mean, silver lining is, if anyone breaks into his apartment or mugs him when he leaves, the feds are already there to assist
And they're definitely for him. They're literally black suburbans with tinted windows and they leave everytime he goes outside to ask them what's up.

Could all be staged but who tf would trap themselves in their house for a week for clout- actually nevermind. that just describes every streamer ever.
skull density test
he gotp ushed off by the game
how xal be moving when i dont see a scav 
I've done that sometime in the past five years
idc what Cryon does in raid, noone as more stupid than some of the motherfuckers thinking they can raid in FF14
There's a mechanic where all 8 people get a number over their head. 1-8. the 1-4 players stand on a marker that is on a cardinal direction
and the 5-8 people stand next to them, their partner.
motherfuckers can't add 4+1
and will wipe a raid
@keen sparrow
"okay Grick, you had 6 over your head, what is 6-4"
"2"
"okay where the fuck were you"
"Fuck you Rex"
"not next to 2, yes"
could be viable if you use a .50 BMG that doesn't have any +recoil debuff in its stats
Imagine retarting a boss-fight over and over for 5 hours becomes some stoner can't subtract 4 from 6

k, gonna ask a client coder to make a mod where firing a gun with over 200 recoil does chip damage to your right arm
my brain so cooked i did a double take. Thought this was a thumbnail of someone pointing a rifle scope at a crowd
no
Yeah valfucker, no fun allowed
you have to be miserable and die to cheaters like these people
kicking random doors open to see where marked room is
wait what
theres a mod that makes you able to kick doors
not that
so you dont ahve to use keys
you don't know where room 314 is?
dude ofc not
there's like 2 for all of GZ
ik one is like the cash register in the building w the agl
so you mean to tell me you've just been potting GZ over and over for like 3 months?
top floor, end of hallway towards car side
ive played like
many games
i only occasionally go play tarkob
ominous ass door with markings on it
marked rooms can be a mixed bag
can have 2 taiga's and some keycards
or just... 2 M60s
thing is
damn i got one too
i got that weapon mod
and some weapons you can get from traders
like up to tier blue which is like- mid
but theres also some more tiers
which you can get from airdrops but the best only from marked rooms
tier blue? okay even i don't know what you installed, lol
and i wanna see how far i can mod such weapons
is it a mod that just gives weapons better stats arbitrarily?
changes some things
like you can get a full auto .366
what is with people and this fetish for making semi-autos full auto
That's not how Tarkov's Soundbanks work

you used to moderate OEFT yeah?
tell Nikki to pull the trigger on any and all lawsuits he had queued up for SPT
These motherfuckers just make dumb shit
no mods
nah
he doesnt talk to us anyway
there's .DLLs from the beta in the latest SPT patches
we're the bastard children
totally a case there
100 ergo
no ergo crutch anywhere near it
37 recoil
even big mag
even not hardcore ergo front grip on it
and a scope
kinda big-brain that actually
So you can have EFT 1.0 installed and still install/update SPT
wasn't really a thing back in the day
but then you're handing out BSG's code for free which i'm pretty sure is a no-no
well depends on where the owner of spt is stationed
if spt is owned by some mf in the middle of idk fucking somalia
nikita would need to sue the mf in somalia
and i am sure somalia dosent got laws like that
unless he pulls a usa and just comes in guns blazing and kidnaps someone for doing something thats not allowed in his country
you do know that the files are transferred over the internet? which is handled by an authority?
the domain, the webserver, the literal ssl certificate
they can take all of that away
github? dmca'd
they could if they really wanted to
Nikita is way more friendly towards this stuff than he should be honestly but I respect it
"this is just to scare em off i swear"
@compact knoll @stark torrent airwingmarine terminal loadout:
Makes sense, Steam makes it extremely easy
They do for Russia as well
MAKING IT CHEAPER BTW
"PRICES WILL BE ADJUSTED IN FAVOR OF PLAYERS" IT SAYS

bro one day we're gonna randomly see Nikita wear the Mao suit like hasan piker did at the streamer awards

"you've caught me at a very chinese time in my life" (c) Nikita Buyanov, CEO of Battlestate Games
price adjustments in iran must go hard
it had a pulse for a sec🥀
More like "...flavour of players". They are just feeding us to cheaters.
accidentally bought a trillion rial for 3.50€ in his stock portfolio

penny stock but currency
I mean, to be entirely fair, it was already pretty cheap before
i remember couple years ago in the hottest years of the russia ukraine war, steam adjusted prices
and ukraine got a 0% price change

speaking = big trouble
btw that same time turkey got like 130% price increase 
The humble rolls royce in zelensky's the parking garage:
I noticed that and decided it would be better if I asked zero questions
someone photoshop the face of Stepan Bandera on Gabe's underbelly
cause aint no way 0% change 
Just let them play videogames... haven't they suffered enough?
ph33r concocting that ragebait question:
Fuck man, I was hoping it would stick.
lowkey tho fuck steam why can't i fucking put money onto ur shit site

literally they dont want me to give them money
just come play you behemoth of a man

@glacial haven have u seen china's new AI program
SeeDance or whatever
that shit looks crazy
who suffered more
Jesus Christ of Nazareth
or
Xalrider's toilet?
My eyes for reading that.
Seedance, yeah
Made by bytedance, the creators of tiktok (more or less, they just bought musically but still)
More AI brainrot 
ByteDance is honestly creating a bunch of cool shit at the moment, most of it being free and open source
drilla
bro
i think

shigeru is crazy for that
Xalrider is a thick one alright.
@compact knoll
that's why your mother loves me
@ancient marsh shit faster
no just play ill come when i come
come faster
@native crypt @short cove Grenade Launchers have just been cracked open.
So now mods can be made to put the M320 on the Hk416, the FN40 on the SCAR.
just sold a propane tank to "hope_u_rope"
Tarkov players are always so nice 
it always struck me as odd that bsg has the fn40 as a standalone and not also a underbarrel for the scar
Explaining why Grenade Launchers are just.. built different
would be like opening an Elder Scroll in front of you
yeah i remember the dev logs about it years ago
pretty sure those are lost media by now
It sits in a weird middle-ground of being a weapon container, but not
imagine having an animatorcontroller on an attachment
yeah i remember
it was also bugged in testing where it would crash the whole server and when that wouldn't happen it would kill the whole lobby
but that was bsg testing
@viral egret @stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh I figured out what the difference with my mic was, it was using my camera mic.
gg
ur mic was alright tho
No wonder it sounds like I'm shouting when I go closer to the monitor.
just got done with my yearly spec ops the line playthrough @soft coral @keen sparrow
!topic @native crypt
@native crypt
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
blow it out your ass
where are you?? purgatory?
given the events of the game i skipped that and went straight to hell
i would recommend the game but you can't get it on steam anymore
Shame
Diggas in hamburg
DISAVOW
@glacial haven gets it













