#💣tarkov-released

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compact knoll
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Xal is 5 times champion

viral egret
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putting him on a diet

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again

marble thicket
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ornstein smough

little flame
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u guys know when the fat godskin noble rolls

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thats literally xalrider

glacial haven
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i'll sponsor one (1) mcflurry at mcdonalds

compact knoll
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I can't believe iedy looks like that

ancient marsh
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I haven't had a mcflurry in a long time ngl

little flame
glacial haven
ancient marsh
glacial haven
viral egret
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which number is that

glacial haven
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sundae is just the ice cream with whatever you want mixed with it, mcflurry's are with toppings

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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Iedy is the tall one

ancient marsh
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Google caramel mcflurry

ancient marsh
little flame
keen sparrow
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ornstein and smough you fuck

viral egret
ancient marsh
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I don't play roll slop

glacial haven
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yeah it's a mcflurry with caramel, doesn't look bad ngl

compact knoll
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Im glad you guys get the joke

little flame
ancient marsh
viral egret
ancient marsh
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How about that

compact knoll
ancient marsh
compact knoll
viral egret
compact knoll
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He just keeps rolling

little flame
ancient marsh
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No more sad candle lit dinner of eat slav potato slop

little flame
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have u seen the cheese roll traditions

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its like that but with xalrider

compact knoll
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So we are stealing my joke

little flame
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????

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when did u say that

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how would i know u retard

ancient marsh
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Artem eating potato stew at night with candles for light to know what it was like to be his ancestor 1000 years ago

compact knoll
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.

little flame
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i didnt even see it

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😭

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my bad

viral egret
compact knoll
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And so was the monster

little flame
compact knoll
ancient marsh
marble thicket
viral egret
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did he eat or touch him

ancient marsh
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IM NEW TO THIS said Donald

viral egret
keen sparrow
compact knoll
little flame
ancient marsh
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You fucking shmaloogle

viral egret
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xal buys wings at kfc

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and he eats the bones too

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no waste

ancient marsh
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I dont like wings

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I hate the bones

viral egret
ancient marsh
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Chicken strips racial supremacy

compact knoll
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Dont they sell boneless ones

ancient marsh
viral egret
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they are lit

compact knoll
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Why does it always end up with food when talking to xal

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Curious

viral egret
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tread lightly artyom

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or he will eat you

glacial haven
keen sparrow
viral egret
keen sparrow
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"do you really have to ask that"

compact knoll
glacial haven
glacial haven
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good enough for me

keen sparrow
blazing basin
glacial haven
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and you can uninstall windows apps through the normal settings if you really want to

blazing basin
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So when I finally boot it up, I should update it?

glacial haven
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if you live in the EU, sure

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if not, you will have to do a couple of things for this to work

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the EU basically got the non-annoying version of windows lmao

blazing basin
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hmm ok

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1st thing I'm instaling is Winhance

keen sparrow
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ah yes. good ol' WinDiagListener.exe

keen sparrow
glacial haven
# keen sparrow

Fun fact, that apparently does nothing, it uses the installed region

keen sparrow
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oh aids

glacial haven
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You'd have to set it first, forcefully remove the key from the registry and then have windows recreate it

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Why remove it and not edit? It's protected by Windows, you have insufficient permission to edit it

keen sparrow
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i'm watching the video right now

glacial haven
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And apparently curl is now exiting the bug bounty program for good because of ai slop reports

keen sparrow
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interesting

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my Windows settings just doesn't even have this

glacial haven
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I wouldn't be surprised

keen sparrow
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would i have to like

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airgap my PC from any internet and re-install windows?

glacial haven
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I honestly don't know, I never had to deal with it because I am from Europe

keen sparrow
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I never install with internet so oobe\bypassnro has been a godsend

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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just uninstalled the microsoft app store

glacial haven
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Just don't install Microsoft Edge

keen sparrow
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some of these in this video i already have turned off, lol

glacial haven
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That will cause a fuck ton of instability because of the WebView2 Component

keen sparrow
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this little shitbiter?

glacial haven
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yup

keen sparrow
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bet it doesn't let me delete it

glacial haven
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I gotta give them that, the microsoft webview2 component is pretty efficient

keen sparrow
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or i do and i'll see download traffic as windows puts it back

glacial haven
blazing basin
keen sparrow
glacial haven
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Windows 11 has introduced a pretty fucking cool feature tho

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Windows Sandbox, you can just run whatever in there and even if it's malicious, it'll be gone right after you close it

remote fox
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Is there a video for turning Win 11 into the same appearance as Win 10?

glacial haven
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Because it's completely encapsulated

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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You're more of a retard if you just run whatever on your base system if you have no clue about it's integrity

keen sparrow
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the people that willingly use windows 11 like myself

remote fox
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Didn't Win 10 support end last year?

glacial haven
remote fox
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What choice is there?

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Linux?

glacial haven
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He's probably talking about Linux

remote fox
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I like my games running straight out of the box.

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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qubes OS is fedora, yeah

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it just runs everything in VMs

blazing basin
remote fox
glacial haven
blazing basin
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Thankfully there are MS employees who still use W 10.

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Otherwise there probably wouldn't be the ESU

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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nah, these reviews are all fake. none of them are about Shturman or EFT

short cove
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@keen sparrow Dude

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U not gon believeit

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Groza is gon drop on wtt

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The torment is over

keen sparrow
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of course it is

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it's a bullpup and Eco is the only one making guns right now

keen sparrow
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They should just drop it, that's one of the guns everyone asks for

mortal lynx
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we wanna have something for main

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armory should be over with this last update

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now its polishing time and then main

compact knoll
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-hey, man, can you install this 25 year old app
-yeah, no problem

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-hey can you... this app...
-i just shat myself, are you gonna clean up or what? I stink.

glacial haven
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Several times I saw that an app might be cool but then found out I would have to build it myself

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Immediately lost all interest

keen sparrow
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CJ is just done with Tapkob

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and the assembler isn't getting made for 4.1

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so there's like, little to no reason for WTT to not come out in less than a year

keen sparrow
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lmfao, idiot mad at BurntPeanut describes basically every big twitch streamer while accusing him of view-botting

glacial haven
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I have heard several streamers already claim that someone else is view botting them and it's definitely not themselves

keen sparrow
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yeah i don't get why someone would do that

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maybe because i'm not retarded and don't like burning money but

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you gotta be head over heels for someone

glacial haven
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No one in their right mind would pay for their favourite streamer to have more viewers, it literally has 0 effect

keen sparrow
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to buy views for them

native crypt
glacial haven
# keen sparrow

Well, if it helps, they are still going strong with that class remapping for 1.0

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Just now it has less effect since you just use the il2cpp api to access it

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At least for internals, for externals that is a bit more annoying but still manageable

compact knoll
compact knoll
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They would have streamers join a company or guild however you want to call it

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Then the next day they would have thousand of viewbots

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And at the same time they would get casino sponsorships

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Printing money out of nothing lmao

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Buy viewers

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Casinos sees you have a lot

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Pay you

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You buy more viewers

keen sparrow
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too bad it works

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otherwise there would be a streamer+casino bubble and it could pop

glacial haven
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And I would be doing the exact same thing if I wouldn't already have more than enough on my plate

glacial haven
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Get a couple of low-view streamers on Kick, tell them to sign a contract, bot their views into stupid numbers and contact casino's about collabs

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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You'd probably also need to implement some sort of LLM to hype up the streamers in the chats but all of that is very doable with not a lot of effort

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Basically a money printing scheme

native crypt
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Can't really blame them for it either, as someone who has been poor I don't think I could turn down the money.

glacial haven
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I mean, it's morally pretty alright in my opinion, the only one in this equation that may be affected is the casino

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And you can't really treat a casino in a morally correct manner, they do nothing but their best to manipulate you to spend every cent you have

keen sparrow
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and kick you out if you win

glacial haven
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To be entirely fair, it still is your fault for losing all of your money in the casino but not entirely, they do their very best to persuade you to do it

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If you have a very addictive personality, you might be drawn to it like a moth is to light

native crypt
glacial haven
native crypt
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i try to live by the thought of "Will I be able to explain this to God?"

glacial haven
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You can't avoid moral dilemmas but you should minimize them, instead of immediately going for the harshest solution, try a softer one, those kinda decisions make the difference

native crypt
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yeah try is the operative word. besides we cant really be responsible for those in power. (yet)

keen sparrow
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OG_Pog Chinesium bullpup #237

glacial haven
keen sparrow
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oh shit Amand's graphics updated

native crypt
keen sparrow
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someone else got permission to release a fork or whatever

native crypt
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i even broke down and downloaded hollywood fx

keen sparrow
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which isn't bad but

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it's more of a resource hog, lol

native crypt
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that and i dont really care for anything other than the graphical stuff and the fact that it makes the guns not have the black powder smoke clouds or the way overboard muzzle flash

keen sparrow
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CoD MW2 post-EMP optic

native crypt
keen sparrow
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he has exclaimed 'shit' once or twice

native crypt
keen sparrow
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beautiful

stark torrent
keen sparrow
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it's the obvious choice

keen sparrow
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you don't put the tig ol biddy posters next to your rest area?

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because i call that sub-optimal gameplay

stark torrent
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and to the gym

keen sparrow
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yes yes, get's the blood pumpin

stark torrent
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i am surrounded by hotties while grinding

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fuck it , imma put them in every poster slot around the hideout

winged mica
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isn't there like a location at a school on Street of Tarkov where you found someone jorkin off to female dressing room

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or like a ballerina dance school something

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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the three biggest producers of kiddy shit

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  1. China, 2, Russia, 3, US
stark torrent
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cause its in his office

winged mica
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awh helll naw

keen sparrow
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Plot twist: Tarkov just got sodom and gamhorra'd because of that PE teacher

soft coral
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played mom the clair obscur soundtrack

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she liked it

keen sparrow
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Died to PMC bot that had an m60 full of M993

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angry mode, close game

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See Tulsi

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Happy mode

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"BRO REX YOU'RE SO WEIRD"

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😏

soft coral
keen sparrow
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Yeah i think we're going to be okay, as far as AI takeover is concerned

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In the year of our Lord, 2026

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ChatGPT can't do basic addition

stark torrent
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the nokia 1330 could do it

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we became so advanced they cant do basic shit

keen sparrow
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and another run begins

soft coral
stark torrent
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@fast garden do you have brocolli hair like half of the US youngsters rn

keen sparrow
stark torrent
keen sparrow
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bros using TeamViewer on my PC rn

keen sparrow
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forgot to do this very crucial step

keen sparrow
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wtf is that

stark torrent
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doakes in tow mater

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kekl what the fuck

stark torrent
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GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE

GOD BLESS AMERICA

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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My GF watches that koreaboo bs

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but yes

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
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i'm running

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mods

ancient marsh
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@viral egret wake up

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wake up

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wake up

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wake up

ancient marsh
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something about the artstyle

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that i just cant prove

soft coral
cyan garnet
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Something about the animation of that demon hunters shit hurts my eyes

ancient marsh
soft coral
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I dont need to know

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its the internet xal

viral egret
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bruh

ancient marsh
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come fucking tarkov man

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we're gonna do test drive

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you stinky guy

ancient marsh
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wtf they removed snow

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from arena

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lol

viral egret
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ok

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent @compact knoll idk what they changed on arena but

  1. snow is gone and i get better fps
  2. i keep getting one shot by ap-20 thru class 5 on scout
short cove
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How many hours are you tarking a day

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13?

compact knoll
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He cant leave his house

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Or work

little flame
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"holy fuck i smell" -xal

ancient marsh
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melting like a piece of bacon

soft coral
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First iedy then artyom now xal

little flame
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@hollow patrol why did u post that

stark torrent
hollow patrol
soft coral
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bro asking for ankle pics in the dms too probably

hollow patrol
little flame
compact knoll
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i ripped that monitor box in half like a rabid dog

stark torrent
hollow patrol
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gimme back access to tark vc @stark torrent

little flame
hollow patrol
stark torrent
compact knoll
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yes

hollow patrol
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im like a ventriloquist

soft coral
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what monitor

stark torrent
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gg

soft coral
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show how much horsepower

viral egret
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will u use the cardboard to light a campfirre

stark torrent
soft coral
little flame
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bro is a convict

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gg

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front lines incoming

compact knoll
soft coral
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refused to be drafted

little flame
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finally

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gg

soft coral
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officially an enemy of the state

stark torrent
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POG

little flame
soft coral
compact knoll
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yeah

stark torrent
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keep the 2nd one as well

compact knoll
soft coral
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oh lord

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OMG

compact knoll
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Gonna get rid of the mess and get on for a couple min

soft coral
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WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTTTT ROOOOOOOOOOM

stark torrent
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HAHAHAHA

compact knoll
little flame
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lmfao

soft coral
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HAHAHA

compact knoll
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I need to check if i can get it working

soft coral
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Bro living a fucking homeless person

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this kid

stark torrent
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imagine thinking u stepped on lego but its actually your internet router

soft coral
little flame
soft coral
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or does the camera make it look small

soft coral
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its ok the big ones hurt

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bro I cant stop laughing

compact knoll
soft coral
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yeah gotta trim the bush man

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I would've suggested a 1440 but considering u play tarkov mainly your pc would implode

compact knoll
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tarkov doesnt use the gpu

soft coral
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u do realize that

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changing from 1080 to 1440 will STILL lower your fps right?

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Why is it sharp

stark torrent
soft coral
stark torrent
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Artyom trying to plug his 2nd monitor in

soft coral
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@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame bought dying light

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was on sale

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heard its good

viral egret
soft coral
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this mf posting tarkov

viral egret
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stfu ivan

soft coral
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no

viral egret
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!topic @soft coral

safe summitBOT
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@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

soft coral
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kys

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ok xal jr

viral egret
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you try it first

soft coral
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mom made salty cake

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with feta cheese

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oooooshk

little flame
soft coral
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does sweden even have such cheese

little flame
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yup

soft coral
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u have feta?

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replace the E with U and it's a disaster

little flame
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fetaost

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how is this guy still not banned

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@stark torrent

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i killed him a while ago on lighthouse

soft coral
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@little flame that intro movie cool

little flame
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he was loud fucking axmc red dot

little flame
soft coral
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cool ass main menu tho

hollow patrol
viral egret
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@ancient marsh where are u

soft coral
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ima play on hard
@hollow patrol @little flame

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cuz we baller like that

little flame
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do it

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idk if hes legit

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cant tell cuz low raids

soft coral
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bro drops with parachute
first thing that happens is he nearly dies

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aaaaalright

viral egret
little flame
hollow patrol
soft coral
hollow patrol
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pussyy

soft coral
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ok

little flame
compact knoll
soft coral
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artyomka do not press AZ5

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turkey looking good thumbsUp2x

soft coral
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playing
mom comes in room
come with me for a bit
here we go another unskippable cutscene and mandatory quest
@little flame @compact knoll @stark torrent

compact knoll
little flame
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@stark torrent

soft coral
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you dont have science perk artyom wrap it up

ancient marsh
#

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remote fox
compact knoll
compact knoll
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was hoping it was just shorting

soft coral
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I somehow doubt u have the electrical know how to know what's broken

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does it smell of dead squirrels?
@compact knoll

compact knoll
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yeah dude the giant burn part of the motherboard

hollow patrol
compact knoll
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the part of the motherboard that coincedntly why my monitor stopped working

soft coral
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well

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find the culprit capacitor

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or transistor

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desolder

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go hardware store

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buy the same kind

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solder back

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see if it blows up again thumbsUp2x

compact knoll
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it would be an interesting project

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tho

soft coral
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can't u salvage somtehing from a tank or whatnot

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oookay

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posting the nuke codes straight up

glacial haven
compact knoll
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@ancient marsh

soft coral
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yeah buddy youre not saving that mobo ggs

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to the trashcan it goes

glacial haven
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that mf did not just short, it looks like it was getting hot for quite some time

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but interesting none the less

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i saw the screen while it was assembled, i am quite sure, if you turn that board around, you'll see a sickle and a hammer engraved in it

compact knoll
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gonna half assemble it back

soft coral
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man that voice acting in dying light

compact knoll
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get it to a repair guy, maybe he can get it working

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get a second/ backup monitor

glacial haven
compact knoll
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get a backup monitor

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i already bought a new one

glacial haven
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better learn something than have it just be repaired, leave alone the repair most likely costing more than the replacement

soft coral
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I mean

compact knoll
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idk if i can get the parts of it tho

soft coral
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a decent chunk of that mobo is burned to a crisp

soft coral
glacial haven
soft coral
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cuz I guarantee u that you'll forget to open teh window

glacial haven
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it'll mostly just give you a little zap

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if nothing else on that board is defective

soft coral
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unless he plugs it into 220 directly

compact knoll
soft coral
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electroboom

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he does it for educational purposes

glacial haven
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would be funny to hear the aftermath of it tho

soft coral
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local kid blows up half the apartment because he tried to repair his monitor , more at 8

glacial haven
compact knoll
glacial haven
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either way, you'll not kill yourself with it

mortal lynx
# keen sparrow funny part

the only thing stopping us are the 2 iper adhd people in the team wanting to rework everything 3 times a week

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they can't understand we have limited time to finish the project, groovey and tron are tired at this point

glacial haven
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relatable

short cove
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laugh at him

glacial haven
glacial haven
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that screen was manufactured before you were born

short cove
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but like aint no fucking way he gets parts

compact knoll
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lmao

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production date 2007

glacial haven
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have you seen it? it looks like the first operating system it was rendering was msdos

short cove
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is bros monitor older then stalker soc

glacial haven
compact knoll
compact knoll
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2007 10 2

short cove
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buy a new one

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ong

compact knoll
short cove
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what framerate did it had

compact knoll
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almost 10 years

short cove
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30hz?

compact knoll
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not bad

compact knoll
glacial haven
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anyways, fix the screen yourself once you got your replacement, update us if you fused your skin to a line

compact knoll
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maybe its different in game

glacial haven
compact knoll
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now

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how the fuck do i reassamble it back together

glacial haven
short cove
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so tbh just go on yt or google

compact knoll
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i just need it together really

short cove
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given how old it is maybe even jahoo or some shit and search up "[monitor name] teardown"

compact knoll
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im either gonna get it repaired or throw it out

compact knoll
short cove
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then just follow it in reverse

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should be kinda doable under the candlelight

glacial haven
short cove
glacial haven
short cove
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@compact knolltbh either sell it as a broken monitor or something on your local used parts site like idfk what yall got, facebook marketplace or ebay

compact knoll
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Damn they got my electricity

short cove
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or toss it maybe

short cove
glacial haven
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it looks like twister on that screen, he got 3 big squares, one whole rgb pixel and a bulb to light them up

viral egret
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@compact knoll did u do a shortcircuit

compact knoll
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No

glacial haven
little flame
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@stark torrent

compact knoll
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I was planning on going to bed anyway

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Its whatever

short cove
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bro is defeated

compact knoll
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Its planned

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I was kinda waiting for it to go to bed

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Should be back when im up

glacial haven
glacial haven
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you were just waiting on the 13th reason

compact knoll
glacial haven
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this gif, i have seen it on reels

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it has a pretty nasty caption tho lmao

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it has something to do with epstein island and stephen hawkings, let your imagination run wild

ancient marsh
stark torrent
little flame
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i got so fucking scared by knight

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😭

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
little flame
ancient marsh
little flame
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he fucking powerslid into my face

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and started rotating around the fucking cover

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😭

viral egret
glacial haven
viral egret
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alle

ancient marsh
glacial haven
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lmao

ancient marsh
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i had stray dogs quest to kill goons

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he didnt wanna kill knight

little flame
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i was 1 shot thorax cuz knight fucked me

glacial haven
remote fox
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"Yeah, I play Customs, how could you tell?"

soft coral
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customs legit one of the more chill maps

viral egret
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died off spawn to a cheater

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"chill maps"

remote fox
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When Goons are on the map?

ancient marsh
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JEFF EPSTEIN SPOTTED ON CUSTOMS

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SITTING IN THE BUS ON THE BRIDGE ON CUSTOMS

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STAY AWAY IF BELOW AGE OF 18

soft coral
viral egret
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out of us 3

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im the only dead

compact knoll
glacial haven
short cove
short cove
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lenin real asf for that

keen sparrow
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Anytime Alle starts actin' up

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just remind him this sound came out of him

short cove
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like sure ergo crutch attachments

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but like almost 80

stark torrent
little flame
remote fox
little flame
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holy fuck

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floof

viral egret
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oreos?

little flame
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@stark torrent where are u

stark torrent
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Yes

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I am reinstalling drivers

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Driver is broked , classoc

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I need to use DDU and reroll

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Fuck this dogshit company

little flame
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gg

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amd better

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not

ancient marsh
blazing basin
stark torrent
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so the issue was with my monitor switching bakc to default 60hz instead of 144 or whateer

glacial haven
# stark torrent

did diddy make a surprise visit to your bi-hourly gooning session and just kick the shit out of your screen?

stark torrent
#

it was this shit

glacial haven
stark torrent
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idk cause this monitor is 165hz but i dont fuckin know

keen sparrow
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and noone else will

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That Maxim PDW stock is OP af

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whoever made it, probably Eukyre, made it OP

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also, why are we posting poorly lit photos of PCBs?

blazing basin
keen sparrow
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oh

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nothing you can do at home will fix that, just saying

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not unless you have a schematic diagram of the board, the pinouts of every IC, a multimeter, an oscilloscope, can order the replacement ICs, and can do reflow soldering.

little flame
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atleast i have my whole 280 not 279.99

keen sparrow
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and the vocal chords of an angel

keen sparrow
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How long have @stark torrent and @compact knoll had their monitors

blazing basin
stark torrent
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its fine now

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my other monitor is like 7 years old

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the 1080p one

keen sparrow
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Your meds, sir

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I use that a lot actually, might as well make it a sticker

keen sparrow
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LMFAO

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I mean, silver lining is, if anyone breaks into his apartment or mugs him when he leaves, the feds are already there to assist

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And they're definitely for him. They're literally black suburbans with tinted windows and they leave everytime he goes outside to ask them what's up.

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Could all be staged but who tf would trap themselves in their house for a week for clout- actually nevermind. that just describes every streamer ever.

viral egret
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@ancient marsh i fell off scaffolding and lived

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allee fell off and died

ancient marsh
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???

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how did BOTH of you fall

viral egret
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i was trying to get on a gun box and jumped instead of vault

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straight off

glacial haven
viral egret
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he gotp ushed off by the game

little flame
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jumped on the railing and the game pushes me off

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it just works man

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it just works

ancient marsh
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you guys are fucking

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...

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can't say here

remote fox
viral egret
keen sparrow
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I've done that sometime in the past five years

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idc what Cryon does in raid, noone as more stupid than some of the motherfuckers thinking they can raid in FF14

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There's a mechanic where all 8 people get a number over their head. 1-8. the 1-4 players stand on a marker that is on a cardinal direction

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and the 5-8 people stand next to them, their partner.

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motherfuckers can't add 4+1

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and will wipe a raid

short cove
#

@keen sparrow

keen sparrow
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"okay Grick, you had 6 over your head, what is 6-4"

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"2"

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"okay where the fuck were you"

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"Fuck you Rex"

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"not next to 2, yes"

keen sparrow
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Imagine retarting a boss-fight over and over for 5 hours becomes some stoner can't subtract 4 from 6

short cove
keen sparrow
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k, gonna ask a client coder to make a mod where firing a gun with over 200 recoil does chip damage to your right arm

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my brain so cooked i did a double take. Thought this was a thumbnail of someone pointing a rifle scope at a crowd

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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Yeah valfucker, no fun allowed

short cove
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dude this shit was horrific

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like i was in dorms the entire time

keen sparrow
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you have to be miserable and die to cheaters like these people

short cove
#

kicking random doors open to see where marked room is

keen sparrow
short cove
#

theres a mod that makes you able to kick doors

keen sparrow
#

not that

short cove
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so you dont ahve to use keys

keen sparrow
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you don't know where room 314 is?

short cove
#

dude ofc not

keen sparrow
short cove
#

i am a gz player

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and even there idk keys

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i legit dont know where any keys go to

keen sparrow
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there's like 2 for all of GZ

short cove
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ik one is like the cash register in the building w the agl

keen sparrow
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so you mean to tell me you've just been potting GZ over and over for like 3 months?

ancient marsh
short cove
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many games

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i only occasionally go play tarkob

keen sparrow
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you know what?

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good for you

marble thicket
short cove
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yeah sure

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but like i dident kenw if any other had good stuff

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spoiler, they dident

keen sparrow
#

marked rooms can be a mixed bag

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can have 2 taiga's and some keycards

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or just... 2 M60s

short cove
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thing is

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damn i got one too

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i got that weapon mod

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and some weapons you can get from traders

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like up to tier blue which is like- mid

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but theres also some more tiers

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which you can get from airdrops but the best only from marked rooms

keen sparrow
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tier blue? okay even i don't know what you installed, lol

short cove
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and i wanna see how far i can mod such weapons

keen sparrow
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is it a mod that just gives weapons better stats arbitrarily?

short cove
keen sparrow
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bro

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BROOOOOOO

short cove
#

like you can get a full auto .366

keen sparrow
#

what is with people and this fetish for making semi-autos full auto

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That's not how Tarkov's Soundbanks work

short cove
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
short cove
keen sparrow
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These motherfuckers just make dumb shit

short cove
#

no mods

keen sparrow
#

nah

marble thicket
#

he doesnt talk to us anyway

keen sparrow
#

there's .DLLs from the beta in the latest SPT patches

marble thicket
#

we're the bastard children

keen sparrow
#

totally a case there

short cove
#

100 ergo

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no ergo crutch anywhere near it

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37 recoil

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even big mag

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even not hardcore ergo front grip on it

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and a scope

keen sparrow
#

So you can have EFT 1.0 installed and still install/update SPT

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wasn't really a thing back in the day

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but then you're handing out BSG's code for free which i'm pretty sure is a no-no

short cove
#

if spt is owned by some mf in the middle of idk fucking somalia

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nikita would need to sue the mf in somalia

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and i am sure somalia dosent got laws like that

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unless he pulls a usa and just comes in guns blazing and kidnaps someone for doing something thats not allowed in his country

glacial haven
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the domain, the webserver, the literal ssl certificate

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they can take all of that away

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github? dmca'd

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they could if they really wanted to

glacial haven
#

Nikita is way more friendly towards this stuff than he should be honestly but I respect it

surreal stirrup
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"this is just to scare em off i swear"

ancient marsh
fast garden
#

What the fuck, bsg is doing regional pricing for China?

glacial haven
#

They do for Russia as well

ancient marsh
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"PRICES WILL BE ADJUSTED IN FAVOR OF PLAYERS" IT SAYS

fast garden
ancient marsh
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bro one day we're gonna randomly see Nikita wear the Mao suit like hasan piker did at the streamer awards

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"you've caught me at a very chinese time in my life" (c) Nikita Buyanov, CEO of Battlestate Games

glacial haven
#

it had a pulse for a sec🥀

remote fox
ancient marsh
glacial haven
ancient marsh
#

penny stock but currency

glacial haven
ancient marsh
#

speaking = big trouble

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btw that same time turkey got like 130% price increase OMEGALUL

glacial haven
fast garden
ancient marsh
keen sparrow
ancient marsh
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cause aint no way 0% change OMEGALUL

remote fox
remote fox
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Fuck man, I was hoping it would stick.

ancient marsh
#

lowkey tho fuck steam why can't i fucking put money onto ur shit site

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literally they dont want me to give them money

stark torrent
little flame
#

xalrider

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come bleey

ancient marsh
#

you guys are not nice to me

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play 1 without me

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im gonna clear my stash

little flame
ancient marsh
#

and take a massive gigantic pringles can-sized shit

stark torrent
#

@glacial haven have u seen china's new AI program

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SeeDance or whatever

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that shit looks crazy

ancient marsh
#

who suffered more
Jesus Christ of Nazareth
or
Xalrider's toilet?

little flame
#

nazeem

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from skyrim

remote fox
#

My eyes for reading that.

glacial haven
#

Made by bytedance, the creators of tiktok (more or less, they just bought musically but still)

glacial haven
#

ByteDance is honestly creating a bunch of cool shit at the moment, most of it being free and open source

ancient marsh
#

YOOOOO

viral egret
#

digga means bro in german

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fyi

little flame
#

drilla

ancient marsh
#

bro

viral egret
#

i think

little flame
ancient marsh
#

shigeru is crazy for that

viral egret
remote fox
#

Xalrider is a thick one alright.

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
viral egret
#

@ancient marsh shit faster

ancient marsh
viral egret
keen sparrow
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@native crypt @short cove Grenade Launchers have just been cracked open.

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So now mods can be made to put the M320 on the Hk416, the FN40 on the SCAR.

ancient marsh
#

just sold a propane tank to "hope_u_rope"

keen sparrow
#

Tarkov players are always so nice OG_Stare

native crypt
keen sparrow
#

Explaining why Grenade Launchers are just.. built different

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would be like opening an Elder Scroll in front of you

native crypt
#

yeah i remember the dev logs about it years ago

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pretty sure those are lost media by now

keen sparrow
#

It sits in a weird middle-ground of being a weapon container, but not

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imagine having an animatorcontroller on an attachment

native crypt
#

yeah i remember

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it was also bugged in testing where it would crash the whole server and when that wouldn't happen it would kill the whole lobby

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but that was bsg testing

remote fox
#

@viral egret @stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh I figured out what the difference with my mic was, it was using my camera mic.

ancient marsh
#

ur mic was alright tho

remote fox
#

No wonder it sounds like I'm shouting when I go closer to the monitor.

soft coral
native crypt
#

just got done with my yearly spec ops the line playthrough @soft coral @keen sparrow

ancient marsh
#

!topic @native crypt

safe summitBOT
#

@native crypt

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

native crypt
#

blow it out your ass

native crypt
soft coral
#

aaah

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bulgaria

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I've been there

native crypt
#

i would recommend the game but you can't get it on steam anymore

soft coral
#

Shame

short cove
ancient marsh
little flame
#

killed a guy with 8k hours 16kd

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shit on

short cove
#

@glacial haven gets it