#💣tarkov-released
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preturile sunt futute si urmeaza mai rau
wtf
pana in 2027 o sa fie
nus ca eu am luat de la altex
@floral orbit cred ca asta e cea mai ieftina
da vezi ce scrie?
this might be the worst backpack in the game now
stoc epuizat
si astea gen, dar s-au vandut
le-au luat bisnitarii sa le vand la pret dublu
adv
meta strength farming
modded gun
yeah not an m4 
trying to get my jaeger bolt tasks done
just having a pelican case strapped to your back 
never
OOOKAY DUDE
what too much ivan does to a man
on that note - i am out
iedy was silent in vc as he was posting it btw for like 15 mins
he was 100% double handing that shit
This is better
u disgust me

same tbh
and the mod that lets you pick a god to pray to, i always pick hermaeus mora
black book
I put down a jammer at the radio tower for signal 3, get up, run 3 feet to go to the weather station, birdeye ventilates me

twinked
if birdeye can pin you down
imagine what he can do with knight and bigpipe
Birdeye is the first one of them that i kill
you know, when i know he's on the map to begin with
I hate that guy
I spawned at road to customs
3.9 spt birdeye was a demon man
Halfway across woods with a silenced sniper he would just start poking holes in me and my friend
I would hear the dings
Off of the rocks
In usec camp
And start spazzing out trying to find his ass
But he had a half chance of spawning in a green fit
So you just cant see his ass
And he prones

Big pipe and knight were also just not a problem cause their aggro range was smaller
So if they weren't on customs you were fine
Bird eye is just evil
3.9 they would also just run to your location immediately if you threw a grenade
didn't matter what grenade or where you threw it
they would sprint to you
I stopped modding the game 
i actually don't know
SAIN hasn't changed much afaik so

@ancient marsh
about france raiding the X office in Paris?

e sports ready btw
9 years of development btw
??
what does the game have to do with anything
it's cryon's retarded ass
not knowing where the fucking scav is
and it running past him
or hearing the 17 clalouts
the clip doesnt capture my voice but you could hear me saying a scav is fucking pushing me 15 times in 2 seconds
bro
its half half my fault
i didnt hear the scav and i thought he was calling out on ntop left
where there were 3 scavs
i didnt hear nor see the scav running towards him
it's Tarkov audio
bro i had comtac 6
let's be honest here

youre romanian cryon its always your fault
"the staircase in Labs that makes you deaf when you look at it"
holy fuck
he hit a nasty spray onto my thorax just now on factory when i walked 2 meters away from him and he forgot i was ever with him in raid
okay that's pretty bad
target doesn't matter he is locked in
or it's sneak revenge for calling him "the dumbest fucking player ive played with", and "an actual fucking sack of rocks for a brain"

they did
Saw maxxing
Absolute Fucking Unit
💱 199 CNY (Chinese Yuan) :flag_cn: is equal to 24.28 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
Love how the creator of rare curious knew the ingridients are straight OP so he made them unable to be planted
love it
💱 869 CNY (Chinese Yuan) :flag_cn: is equal to 106.03 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
buying unheard wuith my chinese vpn rn
what map u guys doing
they are region locked
when a foid cries, she’s lying and manipulating. When a sensitive young man cries, the angels weep with him as his tears are pure.
?
did your mom tell you "no, we can't have pizza for dinner" or what
top 10 sigma quotes
g
did the chinese take ur other g cryon?
it was tagilla

I need this many for the loop
this time I will do the broken one
normally I do it without falmer helmet
lacari pull out of the fucking snake lacari
acalari bomba 
this feels so fuckin sketch
Cheaters are getting more creative every day in Tarkov! #shorts
Clip from: https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1987ggl/cheater_yoinked_my_scope_midaim/
@stark torrent @ancient marsh
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i will never be ablse to unsee the
'adjusts earbuds, rubs eyebrow, pulls up sleeve'

man those noises the frost and fire spiders make in solsthiem
ughhh
@keen sparrow BUT HOW COOL IS THIS REALM
can't believe they made bulgaria into an elder scrolls realm
better than the deadlands of Oblivion
it would've been even more peak if there was more open space
it has SOME verticality to it
which makes me wonder
what would be considered the rarest skyrim ingridient
excluding rare curios
maybe the deadra hearts
ok
one fucking plot point I fail to make sense of
is
in some of the solsthiem ruins theres a shit ton of ash
how the hell did ash get inside tombs that have been sealed for centuries
You're asking a Bethesda title to make sense
They never expected anyone to think that far
true
You do raise a good point, but i think the map designers maybe never talked to the story writers, lol
I love whatever tf this is supposed to be
This is cooler though
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Just realized I can extract skyrims OST with the BSA unpacker
ggs
@keen sparrow
ppk20, love the model
@stark torrent @ancient marsh @little flame @compact knoll my pov:
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
lmao
iedy's fucking helium laugh
converting all the skyrim music sounds into that pristine 500+ kbps flac goodness
MMMMMM
Got monster ultra paradise
white supremacist racist nord with his 6 foot orc mommy gf

Ultra autocorrected to ulcer
ayo

I got lidl choccy milk instead
Choccy milk is very expensive for some reason
Yeah but its like hot chocolate is not like fuckin coffee
like there is cheaper coffee
from tassimo as well
but its very good
i cant complain, best one i ve ever had
worth drinking now and then
Yes grandpa, now lets get you back to farming killa
bro got fucked by tassimo lmaooo, shit costs like 8€ even here
@ancient marsh yo u up
@ancient marsh sell them to trider i was joking
ye
god bless
what vc?

He doesnt have access
i do not have access to the mental hospital
iedy and the german coder were goofy like that
Been eliminated during the great purge
@short cove we'll figure it out when our 4th guy comes back
aight ( i see myself getting shot when the ex dosent let a 4 man out )
Fuck my chungus life
Saw some in kaufland I think
SCHWARZ GRUPPE MENTIONED
enjoy

AYOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ukrainian blackout setup
Bartholomew ahh beat

that candle is so bright it warms up the room
i knew it's a real photo when i saw the monster slightly in shadow bro
jesus
lmao
there is no way
man I nearly spat out my choccy milk from laughing
yeah me and cryon are laughing for minutes
artyom says hello on the phone, it's like echo
bro is literally in St Andrew's cave
my throat fucing hurts
greek monastary ahh picture
Chapter 1: Colter.
fucking prologue from red dead 2
is that ai
i think i legit need to search up a mental hospital
@next temple
this is genuinely sad holy shit
@short cove let's go tomorrow, you joined super late man, can you join literally any earlier tomorrow?
i am like a hour earlier then i said i will yesterday.
also i dont think so given that its rn 7pm for me but i could try.
do you work on sunday?
where tf are you most of the day
like what
how are you on only on 7 pm on a weekend man
not work in the traditional sense, more like installing a new furnace in our home
idk, busy.
ok
i see but what are you on the fucking clock 
artyom probably put this on speaker on his phone so it sounds in the whole room

dude idk, my parents act like i am a romanian slave worker.
many such cases here
@stark torrent @floral orbit @viral egret

mining cobblestone
man it's just 8 cobblestone how hard can it be
why would you kknow about htat
YOU DO THE MATH
yo8u live in the fucking shed
what
so you have ground
smooth it via like a plate sander
then add some low viscosity cement mix which then spreads evenly to get a smooth surface
now build a furnace brick by brick from mortar and firestone
@ancient marsh
its not really fun nor quick


man just let me exist
stfu
eat faster
mananca mai repede biggie
ia-ti capu din frigider
NU MI DA DRUMU IA MA DE
@ancient marsh
@little flame
@floral orbit
@stark torrent this is when the pain started
guy that killed me @stark torrent
🤣
first shot
@stark torrent @ancient marsh lacari
arent those a little many achievements for 700 hours
ye idk
3k kills
he headshotted me first bullet with a sniper too closerange
he was pscav
@ancient marsh

@floral orbit
@ancient marsh what was that Auschwitz movie with the kid
boy in the striped pajamas
The other one
Still better than 'The Wall' review.
Original Video: https://youtu.be/iQ48jI7rjDU
Channel: @OneyPlay
The one that does a crying face
funniest video ever
"come and see" or sth?
Might be the one
me catching the pistol runner on factory
what injectors should i have in my injector case besides fent
@compact knoll @remote fox
stamina, blood stop, propital, mule, sj12 for food water in emergency
your choice of stam and blood stop
green stims also preferable
the amount of times I've wanted to do this to artyom for running alone and getting himself killed
I mean uhhh good evening
PROPITAL 
have a quest to kill people
Mad i rush pvp
???
die
call cheats
doesn't elaborate
the amount of times you've stolen artjoms shit
bitcoin included
the never ending cycle

Natural bulgarian reflex
can't help it
I saw this clip in my dreams
Not even kidding
xal gets tk'd
somehow its not me
suffering from success
I remember it because of the weird stock on the nl
I was in vc watching the stream
yeah
im just hapy its not me who shot him

why are you stroking it
PUT THE DICK DOWN
Flower blanket
lmao
Peak male masculinity
touched
One shudders to imagine what inhumane smell is under that blanket
we gotta get you a hello kitty blanket
Girthy
@compact knoll
slowwalking after we both saw eachother
Hi guys there is a strange phenomenon in which some anime music starts playing whenever a campfire is lit....how to solve this isuue??
check the fuckin chaannel

Idk which mod is causing issue
GTFO
kys
Hi guys there is a strange phenomenon in which some anime music starts playing whenever a campfire is lit....how to solve this isuue??
help this guy
are you stupid
no hes retarded
disavow
bro had a plan
reminds me of a shooter
tbh as i looked at it it kind of gave csgo scout vibes, but ik the rfb is semi auto
?
this legit is a viable weapon despite looking cancer
how tf do u mod it out and have same recoil
Are you using hybrid or fmj
hybrid
Yeah should be fine
i mean i was mid raid
ik its fine
its just
how did the bot came up w a alr sig spear
Spt moment
bro what
@ancient marsh @keen sparrow
i was in a loading screen post raid but bro
just in stash
is it in public really this broken
@floral orbit ba
ai auzit de ala
facuse un video cu barba lunga
si il intreaba unu
daca spala vasele cu barba
si face un video si raspunde
"Nu le spal cu barba. Le spal cu capu pulii. Te invit la o ciorbica"

@little flame tmrw wanna go labs with the ak50 
if iedy and xal joins aswell
i'll bring my best shit
radian
sure
it wont matter tbh
even when i dont go altyn or shit i still pop off
when i go super geared i usually just insta die
labs is weird
ce mortii
yeah
i get 600 fps in stash too
i thought it in general was like tarkob cant reach above like 120
with 60
depends
in raid you can do it with magic
or dlss
i mean this is the meta i think?
its modded for recoil
you get basically the same with MOE FG with the buttpad, like +2 recoil but +7 ergo

yeah i dident slap a sup on it, thats prob why i got like 55 more ergo
or atleast part of the reason
and 40 more recoil
dude how fucking strong are altyns
also why is overall accuracy at like 56% if i hit 17 from 18 shots
2 pmcs jumped me
ur not artyom
that should be like 93%
try harder
Well fuckers, fuck you all but I had fun
yeah
just breathe when it goes in man
bite the pillow
hes speaking from experience
Man
The backlight on my monitor shorted itself

Dont have a screwdriver here cant fix it
replace it w a candle
Gonna buy a new monitor tommorow i guess
no
it isnt
whats the best i can do on it
its g lok and afg
ohh
rk2
yeah ill try more tmrw
Just put a fucking moe on it
The 2 recoil isnt that good
yeah
i did
im gonna try some more combos tmrw maybe ill find a solid one
@viral egret
can it hit 0 ergo
i didnt knoe the acs is better than prs wtf
yeah its new, it's higher ergo
new to this wipe
alr
i mea
ill run
every combination i can
to get a solid 1 rec to 1 ergo or smth
i wanna have over 30 if possible and under 60 rec
@ancient marsh dude
Im gonna buy a new monitor
And get like
-20 fps

Actually
Probably not
Tarkov doesnt load gpu
just buy a 1080p monitor
with higher refresh rate
1080p 100 or 144
Thinking ACER 24.5" EK251QP6bi
I dont average 144 in most games anyway
sooooo we've searched up 1080p monitors with 100 or 144 hz refresh rate and hit "sort by low" on the price


yeah get 1080p modern monitor and it will be fine
144 has much better picture but i am already bottlenecked cause this game only loses performance overall every update
i had much better fps 1 year ago
true

Has good reviews
isent 250cd kinda dim
what
brightness of a display
he can always raise theu nvidia
bruh
control panel
i dunno
like you cant fucking raise your physical limits w code
i mean you "kinda" can
you can go past what the monitor settings do
83 fucking recoil bruh 😭
wtf
Comparing it to other monitors not really
velociraptor is that bad
Most others are 300 or 350
i still dont understand why the unfold weapon button (middle mouse) doesnt insta unpack ammo packs
irs so over
@ancient marsh @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
epsteins email got hacked
they left the password unredacted
idk how valid this is but the DOJ is the DOJ
bro what
They already changed the password everywhere
allegedly thru the files they got his credentials
the doj is a bunch of retards so idk
One of the passwords was literally ghislaine
lmaoo
His email is in a bunch of leaked, previously hacked, databases
gg
I would not be surprised if someone scraped all of the emails and now has the unredacted emails lmao
They changed it
Yeah they dont have that one in the store
Gonna get an msi mag 242f
Turbo autists strike again.
i pray for actions like these
Could be good, could be bad
Depends on who you ask
Because I am quite sure it would also include a couple of victim names in the unredacted format
Bless
@ancient marsh @compact knoll

yo gurt
Oh hey its the eft server moderator


ew what?
what
maybe im wrong
since when
so how much do they pay you
i left for a month or so a few years ago
ah
mcdonalds platinum card that gets topped up every month
xalriders dream
how much do they actually pay you
@ancient marsh
i am currently siphoning electricity and wifi from my neighbours
bout 3 fiddy
nothin
ah
didnt know because i got banned from OEFT 1 year ago for tellign Xal to paracord himself
it's kinda like a sherpa, just with a higher blood sugar
rofl
smth like that yeah
the typa mfs to say stop spamming when wipe happens
you should be unbanned and then given a VIP role
i have risen above those peasasnts with mere 3000 - 4000 hours
@little flame your mother tops me off
was that directed to me or alle
me
why not both
Man who tf are u random 
Haptfuy 


apparently a discord mod from the eft server
idk if official or not
and does it for free
@marble thicket unban iedy
All he did was tell me to hang myself

that aint up to me
paracord*
respectfully
well
got any other cool tricks
since you can't even unban someone
unlimited bacon but no more bacon ahh
yeah this just got more believable
i bet u suck horsedick at the game
like the field trip chapperone that thinks they have authority


im decent enough
send him to terminal mods
20 racks of usd for no rewards
Yeah Terminal is a very big chore questiline , 80% of the quests are fetch and timegate crafts
only thing ive really bothered with is getting theta
took a few hours and 6 stacked dorms
orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr be retarded like me and accidentally do the 500 mil one
then stop playing 

500 mil is just too much to keep someone to play a single time map
the story would feel a lot more worthwhile to me if there was an actual reward
Its just not the same after they removed the lovesense support
other than a background you cant use because it'll tank your fps ingame
i mean , there are rewards - you dont like it that is fair
prapor's like ah well fuck you bitch, ill forgive you if you give me 500 million roubles
but you get rewards
it's so fucking dumb
You get like 100k after completing like 7 objectives lmao
you probably got some insider knowledge, how many of the devs at bsg pick their nose and lick their fingers afterwards?
Barely any
they must be drooling at the workplace

yeah now that i think of it theres some occasional shit like with the laby questline giving me a mil and axmc
You don't even get fucking rep for main story too
oh you meant individual rewards from each questline
i dunno im not in russia or in their office
oh yeah 100%
i thought he meant terminal reward
not the quests
the chapters
i meant the story as a whole
personally
let me invade someones terminal attempt with a black division kit after i complete it
its fetch fetch maybe kill fetch give a fuckton of money boom here you go absolutely nothing
i think each ending should have unlocked a black division gear barter or shit
Terminal rewards are good but who cares at the end of the game lol u did literally everything
frrr
give me 5 racks
give me 20 racks
wait 3 days and give me 50 racks
yeah its dumb as shit
Money - the game
yeah i agree like in the end , everything sums up to money
cool i guess very original
if the story quests atleast gave a bit of xp maybe id bother
but right now i dont particularl feel like doing 50 streets tasks
actual vermin
Tarkov traders are prolly involved with the Minnesota daycare scams bro
tell your employers this shit is OP
also prapor asking you for 500 mil rubles , i said before , at that point im rich enough to fund my own PMC army and attack terminal
is that spt or actual bdiv stuff
both
ah
op
10 kilos no plates
bro i can hire every single fucking scav in tarkov
and get a bomb
dumped from live with hacker tools to be put into SPT
shame its not usable since you cant even get bdiv shit
This is why spt players deserve nothing
allat time making all the new bdiv equipment a nd i cant have any of it
i mean they will make like events where they will spawn on other maps and we can get their gear i guess , but otherwise yeah
They are prolly gonna add bd to some other maps as an event
they blueballed us with the bd spawning for like 30 min before update came out
apparently atleast
also they should add them on labs
the last diddy party before the city gets absolutely obliterated
as rare spawns idk
i believe that ended up being on spt
someone just ripped from main game
one last diddle
ahh cringe
i think yeah , it was VeryBadScav the retard that ofc fell for it and started aggresively typing on twitter
veryslopscav
are u retarded rex
im saying its cringe that they tried to play it off as maingame
while being spt
??
you just see a burning wheelchair with an ipad attached to it rolling down the port at terminal before you go into the boat
yeah SPT gets them every map
hector salamanca

stephen hawking, they accidentally shipped him to tarkov instead of israel
does stephen hawking have ties with bdiv?
can we roll him off sniper rock
LMAOOOO
He's on the lolita express flight manifest, I heard it crashed on woods
I think one of my spookiest encounters was against BD on interchange at night. and the motherfucker wearing the Siege-R rig is usually running an m60
give him a trim and sj6
true
he'll walk the rest of the way
probably needs an etg too looking at the state of him
@stark torrent
he needs it all
he can borrow my injector case with 9 propitals
he aint getting shit
aah so you do love white cocks
hes just my meatbag for labyrinth so tagilla can beat the shit out of him
BROOO

alright im pulling up the you diggin in me xal clip
both of us at the same time
Stephen hawking is the easiest mf to blackmail bro
just unplug his ipad
Wtf is he gonna do if someone wants to take a picture of him and some kids
Roll away?
actually nvm so much scrolling through medal
it'll take me an hour min to find
fuck no
Rolled
🥀
Well crying now
How am I gonna sleep after that
he can
No youre wrong
He rolls very well
Bro I am NOT Diabeto from family guy
or a ramp

BROOO WAIT
Ever heard of that festival where they roll the cheese down a hill
HES THE GODSKIN DUO
yet*
xal's arch nemesis: a steep incline
Me and artem
And the first one to catch it gets the cheese wheel
a physicisn would do him worse
The fat one and skinny on from dark souls









