💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

just the mag guard which gives 4 ergo for free

legit crazy

and i changed the muzzle thing

[keen sparrow]

let's see how busted we can make it with mods

[short cove]

97,5 ergo

best i can do

and i got that extended skill mod

so if this counts as a soviet weapon

[glacial haven]

@little flame your alt account was compromised

[short cove]

bc as val base

i get like the boni of recoil reduction and higher ergo and shit on top of the already crazy stats

this legit might be it

[keen sparrow]

oh you slapped a bunch of dbal pads on it

lmao

[short cove]

3

[keen sparrow]

imma go for lowest recoil then

[short cove]

so w/o dbal pads its 91,5 ergo

still legit fucking crazy

[keen sparrow]

at 93.5 w/o dbal spam

[short cove]

show off

w dbal it should get up to 99,5 ergo

[keen sparrow]

best i can do

if i dbal spam, 96.5, 36 vertical recoil

[short cove]

istg mod 4 is busted ash

[keen sparrow]

yeah, this thing is cooked, lol

[short cove]

looking forward to trying it out td

even w the basic ass stock

its above 90

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

it's not the best

gl core would have better ergo i thnk

[ancient marsh]

deservedly so - it's locked behind one of the worst quests in the game

20 100m kills with 9x39

[keen sparrow]

20 kills at 100m using a sling like David did

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

that's about the same ballistic coefficient as 9x39, let's be honest here

[short cove]

how does that stock look

[ancient marsh]

just read the letters on the icon man

[keen sparrow]

FAB Defense so ugly as sin

[short cove]

holy shit

the russian man is right

WAIT MY MAG TAKES ERGO

[keen sparrow]

are you just now realising this?

[short cove]

yeah this looks kinda ass

[keen sparrow]

Plum is gucci af, tf you mean

[short cove]

the fact that you got like different color themes

if youre in gen going for that darkish metal look

[keen sparrow]

well never use the g28 then

lol

[short cove]

and then got fucking plum in there its just killing it

[short cove]

i am more of a sr 25 person myself

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[short cove]

holy shit it counts as a regular ass as val

or atleast to the 9x39 as val/vss weapon pool

time to slap a sight on it that eats like 20 ergo

also how fucking short is that

[glacial haven]

[short cove]

dude that is even better then my other as val which was modded for that

holy busted

yeah as val mod 4 legit holy busted

[keen sparrow]

one more time?

[short cove]

its just that this feels like some goofy ass 3rd party mod material

i wonder how it is on live

[keen sparrow]

it is a tad egregious

but i'm not surprised

and you're on SPT, you could make it even better

[keen sparrow]

oh my bad

but hey guess what

CJ hasn't added the MongoIDs of the backport weapons

or WTT weapons

so actually it doesn't fucking matter

[short cove]

also assaultrifles too

[short cove]

is this bc of spaghetti tarkov code or bc someone kinda half assed it

[keen sparrow]

neither

it's just how his mod works

he never wrote it with modded weapons in mind. just base game

dw i sent him a list so he doesn't have to find the IDs himself

[short cove]

nice channel name

[keen sparrow]

i don't rememebr what mine was

lemme ask

"Rexana's Handicapped Parking"

[short cove]

this was a painful discovery

i wanted to hatefuck a regular as val into a mod 4 before realising it dosent work

because i really wanted to cheese that soviet weapon modifier into it

[keen sparrow]

you'd have to tplclone the as val and add the mod 4 shit to its attachment filters

like those caliber swaps everyone and their mother does

[short cove]

speaking on that topic

also i added like 12 ergo w 4 pads and 2 sights that do 2 each

[keen sparrow]

whaaat the fuck

just got a bot build that doesn't look like it was made under the influence of Ketamine

[ancient marsh]

holy dogshit 😭

[keen sparrow]

bot build

as in RNG

they're usually way more cursed. Like birdeye always having scope rings with no scope

[short cove]

dude mine always feature like tiny ass holos in yellow or smth along with the most odd mags w either ass or hype ass ammo

[short cove]

bro is built diff

[keen sparrow]

this bot had 60 rounders packed with M995

[keen sparrow]

It's so weird to just have this in tapkob now

[short cove]

ugly ass

holy fucking shit

[keen sparrow]

talks shit on the F2000

has a vortex uh-1 in his magnifier stack

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-mourinho-writing-mourinho-writing-something-mourinho-taking-notes-gif-3865521920775074991

[winged mica]

wait

it works without the suppressor?

[short cove]

dude i dident knew it looked this shit

[short cove]

i dont think so no

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov can't do magnifiers right

the reticle does get slightly bigger but it doesn't take up the entirety of the magnifier's eyepiece. retarded game.

[short cove]

@keen sparrowts legit is commedic

i can tbh pretty much burstfire at like 75m w/o even pulling down

like 7 round bursts

[compact knoll]

@fast garden how bind to switch regimes in one click

so i can switch between c4

[fast garden]

switch regime?

Netanyahu forbids

[compact knoll]

uhuh

gun mods

you mentioned it before with the two-in-one

[fast garden]

go to the keybinds

its like some custom default unbound keybinds

breaks the one/two sometimes though bc its still bugged

but works fine with everything else

[short cove]

i aint loading all 23gb of that

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

was that a car in the background

at about 0:07

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

reticle covers 90% of the scope

woah woah woah

chill icefire

[short cove]

i copypasted anliegen zum bauvorhaben

i am just writing partly business emails rn

also like that is a cancer reticle

legit 3 times the scavs head

[soft coral]

that looks sooooo asss

[viral egret]

@stark torrent killa tore me apart

couldnt run

xal could only watch

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emoji-dissolve-dissolving-F3t0lZJV7wVJwqgi5Q

[short cove]

yeah like ofc

you cant aim with that

bigger then the fucking backpack in the bus station

[short cove]

[keen sparrow]

hideout cat

[keen sparrow]

imagine

being able to move your shit

[short cove]

eww

that looks horrible

that legit made me physically recoil

[keen sparrow]

304,000 people disagree with you

[short cove]

i mean likebeing able to just pull in and out

thats like breaking the 4th wall

thats making me seriously uncomfortable

[soft coral]

tfw gamma has that

revolutionised the extraction shooter btw

8 years of development btw

[keen sparrow]

best part is the guy that wrote FoV fix probably wrote the Bipod and mounting weapon code for live eft

[short cove]

isent the mounting weapon code kinda ass

like i never used a bipod but iirc i heard that it is kinda unreliable

[soft coral]

name one thing thats RELIABLE in this piece of shit game

[short cove]

the torment

[soft coral]

I said IN the game

not CAUSED by the game.

[short cove]

its baked into it

[soft coral]

make u should get baked into some bitches eh

[short cove]

unfortunatly, yes 😔

[ancient marsh]

im gonna fucking gut cryon one day @stark torrent

[short cove]

what did bro do

[ancient marsh]

how does he perfectly block my view of a pmc i called out and then he says he didn't know he was there

[short cove]

retardation

[ancient marsh]

i naded myself that raid

also for some reason cryon shoots at that guy

like 10 bullets

and then turns 180 to run away

like

????????????????????????????????????

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow @stark torrent

"Life with herpes"

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[short cove]

bro is writing in tarkov

[soft coral]

this subreddit is a prison

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

kitchencells is

that shit is soulcrushing

[ancient marsh]

i shift threw a nade too close to a container

[hallow stream]

I find that shit funny

[short cove]

you read like how someone is legit on the verge of suicide and then it is just "rainbow trout" with a picture of it in the oven

like bro how are you not hanging from the ceiling yet.

[hallow stream]

rainbow trout

saving lives

[viral egret]

7.62 bp

11 hitcount on thorax

[stark torrent]

already told you that shit is innacurate

[viral egret]

there is no way he lives anyway

11 hitcount on thorax and stomach with bp

[viral egret]

hes running a fucking shattered mask

[short cove]

what isent in tarkov

[short cove]

tarkov got the most crazy ass user names tbh

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1469254746228527249/attachment1.gif

[keen sparrow]

Runescape's pretty bad too

SisterFister, ThrobbinHood, Matted pubes, Dickens zemouf, TGIRL PAWJOB

the list goes on

"Viagrafalls"

[ancient marsh]

bro

HOW IS CRYON SO FUCKING BAD

HE ACNT

EVEN

JUMP ONTO A BOX

[compact knoll]

did you ragequit

[ancient marsh]

yes but i was dead anyway and it was my last raid

[viral egret]

this game is so ass

[ancient marsh]

like look at this fucking shit man and try to tell me i am unreasonable

[viral egret]

it still doesnt let me jump over the box

[ancient marsh]

this shit but for the entire fucking day

from like 6 pm to 12 am

[ancient marsh]

DOPOOOOOONT JUMP

YOU FUCKING MORON

USE VAULTING

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES

I HAVE TO TLEL YOU SOMETHING

AND YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE IT

YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

[viral egret]

it didnt fucking let me vault over either

[ancient marsh]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD SAPCE

[viral egret]

i DID

[ancient marsh]

the entire time i was calling out where the scav was

[ancient marsh]

MAGICALLY IT WORKS FOR ME AND NOT FOR YOUR RETARDED ASS

CURIOUS

get a fucking iq test man

like holy fuck

it's okay you're new

but like

you have like 300 hours

and im trying to explain you shit

[viral egret]

it didnt let me vault over the fucking box man

[ancient marsh]

and it doesnt fucking stick to your brain

it always slides off

cause that shit has 0 wrinkles

it's legit smooth to a mirror polish

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-reverse-inverted-speed-smile-gif-11479297730276726295

[ancient marsh]

like we ran interchange the entire day

got the same spawn like 6 times in 1 day

and he would always say

"oh this is near tagillas hideout"

and i would say "no it's far away"

[viral egret]

i asked three times if tagilla ahideout is to the right

or if its near

[ancient marsh]

and he would say it on the seventh time again

[viral egret]

i only heard its far away the third time

[ancient marsh]

same fucking spawn

every single time

like actual goldfish memory

one lap around the fishbowl

and he forgets everything

like fucking how

i am actually amazed

i have a lot of patience for new players

[short cove]

honestly i wonder how hard il get mollested in tark live

[ancient marsh]

my first couple wipes i would get max traders

and then go to like

jessekazaam or pestily server

and help new players run raids

and thats all i would do

cryon is legit unironically, i am not exaggerating

the dumbest fucking player ive played with

an actual fucking sack of rocks for a brain

[ancient marsh]

NOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDNT, YOU WOULD SAY "OH THIS IS THE HIDEOUT SPAWN"

5 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE SESSION

HOW

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BEFORE YOU REMEMBER

[viral egret]

liisten man atleast i remembered on the last time we ran thru it

[ancient marsh]

your mother is ranthrough

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-1535470292886848776

i am so fucking pissed man

[compact knoll]

i noticed

[ancient marsh]

i am more pissed at cryon being retarded than me being fucked the entire day

not because i keep dying

but because i cant even take the anger out on scavs

i finished my test drive in like 3 raids

[viral egret]

took me like 12 raids

[ancient marsh]

and this retard literally needs like a sonar navigation device strapped to his head

to know where a scav is

that is literally 3 meters away from him

he's blind
he's deaf
he's retarded

like what can you even do at that point

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is this man

multiple times today @compact knoll

[viral egret]

i was literally looking up on that one

[ancient marsh]

i saw him shoot at a guy

and then turn 180

and run away

[viral egret]

yeah idk what i was doing there

[ancient marsh]

do you not fucking hear a scav running past you 2 meters away?

[viral egret]

there was nothing running thru my mind on that

[viral egret]

no

[ancient marsh]

it's whatever man

im gonna go shower

and go to bed

[viral egret]

goodnight man

[ancient marsh]

fucking hell cryon please

we're friends

im sorry i am yelling at you

but like

[viral egret]

my only defennse i have

[ancient marsh]

please

fucking get in the game man

[viral egret]

is that my brother screeches like satan

every 5 minutes

so i cannot even hear footsteps half the time

or what you/others say

[ancient marsh]

like how many raids are we gonna do, and you absorb literally 0 info i'm trying to teach you on the game

[viral egret]

cannot even silence this creature

[ancient marsh]

😭

i am actually at my wit's end here

i need to call up Hasan Piker and shock cryon when he's making a mistake

[short cove]

remember me not aiming at the interchange on wipeday and fucking torsoshotting a scav who had lvl 4 plates w a shotgun that had lead slugs? i think thats pretty hard to beat

[ancient marsh]

he's gonna be cooked to a perfect 165c temperature in a single tarkov session

[ancient marsh]

i dont remember

[short cove]

better like that, trust

[ancient marsh]

jsut fucking beat him man

use your privilege as the older brother

just beat him

[ancient marsh]

did you die

[viral egret]

i literally caan't

he tattles on everything i do

[short cove]

imagine if he missfired and headeyed you

[short cove]

no

[viral egret]

i will not see the light of day if i land a fucking hand on that satan child

[short cove]

but you were giving me fucking cpr in the form of directing me to a extract on interchange basement while i was bleeding

[ancient marsh]

i love the "ah" at the end

[short cove]

with negotiator together

[ancient marsh]

took cryon like 10 solid seconds to process what i said

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

live cryon webcam footage

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2JYfmwGLTPoTgVvLmQMjXK6Xko4JapXj?si=QrTOdPkFrUlbXzyd

genuinely me today bro

i fucking can't man

my lifespan got reduced by like 8 years

watching cryon try to fucking kill scavs

[short cove]

@ancient marsh how big was the stack today

[ancient marsh]

me and cryon

iedy for like 2-3 raids

[short cove]

honestly thinking about maybe hopping in tmrw

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

[viral egret]

im prob gonna progress on my punisher 6 tmrw

hopefully

[ancient marsh]

can we finish test drive first?

no rush on punisher

[viral egret]

alr

[ancient marsh]

and we can do TD together

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-pov-message-blank-chad-stare-gif-6307823301448165787

[viral egret]

factory td will be painful

[ancient marsh]

you can do pun while doing other quests

[viral egret]

i do not perform good in cq

[ancient marsh]

i mean its just scavingtons

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

fixed

[ancient marsh]

scroll up to legendary crashout

[glacial haven]

xal and cryon communicating with ice while in raid:

https://tenor.com/view/ouija-board-gif-6831564754703513900

[viral egret]

public vc with this one

[ancient marsh]

we are NOT in raid

[glacial haven]

meant tmr

[short cove]

i desire the accesscard to the mental hospital german coder

[viral egret]

td is fucking my wallet

i was at 4m im at 2m

need to liquify my assets

[short cove]

i realise, i need to learn maps, no fucking clue where shit is

[ancient marsh]

above idea

at the restaraunt

you can see the color

escalator too

where the eotech is the pharmacy downstairs

[ancient marsh]

has anyone said ur mic is bad/loud

[short cove]

i think so, but i fixed it

iirc

[ancient marsh]

oh ok

[ancient marsh]

holy fuck i smell

[short cove]

just got confirmed my mic sounds aight

[short cove]

i just ran towards noise and am now just pveing

nikita couldve added a little more texture but instead he must add 6 more aks

[remote fox]

Xalrider and Cryon are a whole circus

[ancient marsh]

bro

it's god testing my patience today for 6 hours

[remote fox]

Hey man, he is getting tasks done. What does that say about Tarkov?

[ancient marsh]

Cryon's task: reduce xalrider's nervous system health by 50%

✅

ding ding ding

[hallow stream]

fork found in kitchen

[ancient marsh]

cock found in you

fuck you man

i never did anything to you

[hallow stream]

[short cove]

bro thought he was smart w prefiring

[glacial haven]

yeah nah, nah your mental illness has been determined insufficient to get access to the mental hospital of the gamma server voice channels

[short cove]

i am contemplating to get on live

[glacial haven]

wdym

[short cove]

like get on tarkov live

thats mental hospital worthy imo

[glacial haven]

still insufficient

just go in public channels with xal and cryon tmr

[ancient marsh]

@short cove the epstein island is only locked to the strongest lions

we'll play tomorrow just not in island vc

@short cove when are you up to play tmrw
@viral egret

[short cove]

like 22 hours or so from now

[ancient marsh]

blow it off clean asap

[ancient marsh]

that's literally 11pm my time bro can you not do it literally any sooner

[ancient marsh]

last played should be never

what the fuck is that

[short cove]

idk man, can try but cant promise

i legit feel like i just underwent a lobotomy

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-tulsi-gabbard-what-the-fuck-gif-16004723

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

but why?

[ancient marsh]

why do i wanna look at a disgusting bearded crossdresser when checking the tarkov channel? are you retarded?

from today forward @viral egret understands the definition of "righteous anger"

blew up like a fucking volcano

sorry man

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

that is a form of mental illness that does not mix well with the patients that are amongst the tarkov vc users

[keen sparrow]

interesting, didn't know this was a thing

[ancient marsh]

900 rpm

[keen sparrow]

it is a bit high, yeah

oh. oh dear.

that's faster than the NL545

RIP

[ancient marsh]

well 2 things that are important
how are the stats modded
and can it run 60's

[winged mica]

Is that AK107

It is AK107

[keen sparrow]

Armory again

[winged mica]

Holy hep

[ancient marsh]

no waffle? also yeah the stats are OP

[winged mica]

I LOVE MYSELF A LOW RECOIL BUT UNRELIABLE ASSAULT RIFLE

[ancient marsh]

waaay overtuned

the ergo is fucking insane

it's probably higher than an ak74 with the same parts but no 60 attached to ruin the ergo

[winged mica]

The arm stamina drain is usually based on Ergo right?

[keen sparrow]

the stats right out of the box, no attachments

[ancient marsh]

ergo + weight

[ancient marsh]

yeah way overtuned

[winged mica]

900 RPM is pog

[compact knoll]

should have less recoil

[winged mica]

I love me BARS barrel

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-1535470292886848776

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFiI1sjjIVo

[winged mica]

@keen sparrow Do they add 108 and 109

Or only 107

[keen sparrow]

trust me it's fine

[winged mica]

Show shooting with no recoil control

[keen sparrow]

i'll let them know

[winged mica]

Bruh

That is such a laser wth

Holy crub

[ancient marsh]

yeah shoot with no supp and at the closest metal target so you couldnt see the reticle from the smoke, muzzle flash or the sparks

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

AND use the smallest pistol sight you can find

fucking switch to an all-glass diet man

[keen sparrow]

i don't know why you guys keep this guy around lol honestly

[compact knoll]

he is right you know

[winged mica]

Xal?

Oh he is alright

[ancient marsh]

im going to bed man

[winged mica]

Sometimes he is just extremely toxic but other than that

Dude is fine and dandy

[ancient marsh]

righteous anger

never tosic

[winged mica]

Hell naw

[ancient marsh]

hell yah

[keen sparrow]

i see no difference

[ancient marsh]

you cant see SHIT from that clip

[winged mica]

Get back to your coop, chicken

[ancient marsh]

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOorm1G1CAX-DTRGrGIAe64TcIfDaW3WVXmAOIE9CghTkJIdsTKIe

hit this up then

if you cant see diff

[ancient marsh]

what

[keen sparrow]

you know i hear a plastic bag filled with helium is a fast and painless way to go, could give that a shot.

[ancient marsh]

@keen sparrow which is easier to know where exactly the bullet is going?

[ancient marsh]

go ahead man

[keen sparrow]

talking about you, retard

hooooly fuck

[short cove]

i think we should bring back lobotomies

here we fucking go

[ancient marsh]

i know, imagine trying to say that you meant me, and wording your sentence in a way that means you're talking exclusively about yourself

[keen sparrow]

yeah crouched this thing just doesn't move on full auto

[ancient marsh]

how fucking retarded are you

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680152482541732034/866065881436389406/eft_israel_by_alv1n.gif

[short cove]

completely off topic

[ancient marsh]

idk why i responded with this gif

i just think it's funny

[short cove]

i some time ago hopped back on a game i played years ago called monster legends because class couldent be any more boring

and the first clan i saw as i unlocked the clan system was just "israel" with a white and blue banner and the first message i saw was the most racist shit ive ever seen someone word that went past a message filter.

9/10 experience, still in that group.

@keen sparrow tf is the lavage entrance

[keen sparrow]

bro idk why they used such stupid words for their trader mod

[short cove]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

i honestly keep it installed for the 175 fuel tanks

A lavage is like a bodily irrigation thing

has absolutely fuck all to do with ground zero

[ancient marsh]

Cant wait for Bitcoin farm 3 to finish

Gonna buy 25 GPUs

Go broke again

But have infinite moneys forever

Plus the coins for ending

[short cove]

bro where do i find it tho

[ancient marsh]

@short cove im not that far from kappa BTW

[short cove]

i think i know the answer

[keen sparrow]

honestly? i don't remember. that trader has me moving barrels now

[short cove]

but are you employed

[ancient marsh]

Basically I only have 2 test drive quests and boss quests left

And sbih

[ancient marsh]

Im a student man no time

[short cove]

shooter born in heaven?

[ancient marsh]

Yes

[short cove]

god bless

[ancient marsh]

Its gonna be time consuming to do sbih tho

I got 1 kill left on gz

Hardest gonna be reserve or someshit

[short cove]

rn leveling my autism mastering

[short cove]

nothing but the lowest pen ammo coming from that thing

[short cove]

bro

aint no way

they coulve taken like any actually known building

but it is what it is

[keen sparrow]

yeah, i hate them

actually shit coder too

[short cove]

ai genned trader pic too

but thats for another day

[keen sparrow]

doesn't know how to use Unity's GetAudioClip method

for a fucking hitmarker mod

[short cove]

did they made that mod?

[keen sparrow]

so the hitmarker sounds have to be this very very specific sample rate .ogg file

yes unfortunately

not the old one that's good, that was by Amands

the new one that's mid

someone also peeped the name of their C: drive in VC and it was the same name of a notorious script-kiddy that'd gotten all but banned from the modding community

so they're probably back under an alt

this. don't bother with this, lol

yeah that's a lie

[remote fox]

Why are you arguing with a SPTard?

[short cove]

istg

if you could just auto heal food and water w therapist post raid screen

[compact knoll]

as soon as i get on helldivers my friend calls me to play

[keen sparrow]

Photo was supposedly taken in Tel Aviv

[short cove]

why am i like this

[short cove]

ah yes

thing is

i am 20% able to believe it

[remote fox]

It was AI.

And the Fortnite account was apparently an old account that switched name.

[ancient marsh]

Two pedophiles at the bottom

Crazy

[remote fox]

All the faces are blurred instead of Epstein.

Yeah, ok.

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow The old eye relief mod seems to still work on the current version of spt

[viral egret]

any time

[keen sparrow]

Booooriiing

[keen sparrow]

I’ll try it out

[native crypt]

yeah the fov still does odd stuff to some optics but overall its better

[native crypt]

10mm smg in shartkov?

[keen sparrow]

probably won't ever see the light of day but yeah

[native crypt]

almost certainly yeah

[keen sparrow]

holy shit, i forgot how busted this is

[native crypt]

it doesn't do that for me lol

[keen sparrow]

It almost looks like true 1x

[native crypt]

yeah regardless its very nice

but i dont think it will work too well with modded scopes but i haven't tried

[keen sparrow]

it'll probably be fine

If anything it'll make Epic's acogs usable again

[native crypt]

god i miss the old acog 4 lyfe and hannigan mods

[keen sparrow]

?

[native crypt]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/305/eft-scope-and-red-dot-sight-overhaul-by-geff-hannigan this one and 1 or 2 others

[keen sparrow]

oooh

[native crypt]

10000 years ago before the horus heresy

old pk06 and burris dot

i miss the actually good acog

[keen sparrow]

but did the subtensions work

like, if you brought green tip 5.56 into a raid, zeroed the acog to 100, would shots out to 400 meters actaully hit at the 4 on the reticle

[native crypt]

prob not, id ask the guy but hes been gone since the emperor was interred on the golden throne

[keen sparrow]

the .. what?

bro, gimma some weed, i want some

[native crypt]

hes been gone for a long ass time

[cyan garnet]

10mm smgs were promised to me 3000 years ago

[keen sparrow]

motherfucker

i'm going to kick Rocka's ass

[native crypt]

he also fixed the elcan piggyback mount

[keen sparrow]

easy fix btw, lmao

[native crypt]

still better than bsg's non existent fix

[keen sparrow]

yeah idk why they dragged their feet for years on that

[native crypt]

to make the game worse of course

its their main goal

[keen sparrow]

not to blow up and act like they don't know nobody?

https://tenor.com/view/jody-high-roller-braces-silver-sharp-shark-teeth-gif-5409083

[native crypt]

clearly it was because the servers are constantly exploding

[soft coral]

MY MANGO

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

so i brought the vudu into that raid, killed partisan took his vortex of his gun, put it on mine and the whole "Linza" of the scope was black

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @native crypt

waking up to nothing BUT the best

[keen sparrow]

and then the vortex is fine in hideout ....

[keen sparrow]

I think my son's favourite is Texas Tom now

that's the one he sits still for the longest

[soft coral]

its a good episode

well well well

[keen sparrow]

IS THAT IVAN SR. ???

[soft coral]

kinda

not my bio dad

that one dead

[keen sparrow]

must be a chill dude then

[soft coral]

he is

[soft coral]

theyve been together with mom for years

ever since i was 7

[keen sparrow]

that's cool though

being a step-dad is.. it has its own unique challenges

[native crypt]

yeah there are some oddities with switching scopes that ive noticed but the scope shadow is so irritating to me that i will use the mod and just work around it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

lol party at Ivan's house

[soft coral]

? no

[keen sparrow]

🙄

[stark torrent]

@arctic quartz @soft coral

Its 10 AM btw

[arctic quartz]

Opaaa Very nice

Light work tho

Man should start at 7am

[keen sparrow]

I see nothing wrong here

[stark torrent]

Im.not 30 yet

[keen sparrow]

When i used to get off work at 7am, i'd go with my ex to a breakfast place called shari's. would get a huge breakfast, with lots of protein, and 2 Coronas

[arctic quartz]

This yours? Thats the way

[stark torrent]

Nah im driving so im chillin, but others here are drinkin their 2nd already

Ggs

[arctic quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-beer-glass-celebrate-drink-gif-13517493

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

and u call me the alcoholic

[arctic quartz]

Nah u okey my love

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gloop-gif-25555044

[arctic quartz]

🤑🤑

[keen sparrow]

i didn't know this was a thing

i wonder how stupid it looks 3rd person

[stark torrent]

Piss mask

[arctic quartz]

Is there goon mask?

[keen sparrow]

how does it look only slightly different

I think whoever did backport fucked this up

[arctic quartz]

Nice ak

[keen sparrow]

thx

Isn't she cute?

[pliant thorn]

Is that the prototype?

of AK-12

[keen sparrow]

AK107 from WTT Armory

[pliant thorn]

the dust cover threw me off

Wonder if it's recoil is ass when going prone/mounting the gun

[keen sparrow]

Thing rips like a fucking chainsaw, lol

[pliant thorn]

oh wow, I forgot it has that kind of firerate lol

[keen sparrow]

I also run a recoil rework mod that makes recoil go back into your shoulder more than up into the sky

so the recoil vanilla probably is aids

[pliant thorn]

It's that with the mechanism of this gun, having it mounted on surface actually worsens it's recoil

[keen sparrow]

nothing like that. that'd have to be a client mod

[pliant thorn]

Right

[cyan garnet]

Tarkov players not using a ugly grip (impossible difficulty)

[viral egret]

thats the sidewaays grip tohugh

[cyan garnet]

I mean the pistol grip

[keen sparrow]

what's the ergo on the ugliest pistol grip for warsaw guns

go on

[cyan garnet]

Idk without opening the game

[keen sparrow]

it's the highest

[cyan garnet]

I know that one is

Still looks ass

[keen sparrow]

+14

yeah well, go to Nikita about it, lol

here, pick one

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret gm

[viral egret]

morning king

[viral egret]

oh yeah

ags74

[stark torrent]

Why are u tagging cryon with the Epstein Codename used for Gay Men

[viral egret]

isn't that one the best for ergo though

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

why do you know that

[cyan garnet]

Clearly the pink one in the middle

[viral egret]

do you have something to tell us

[stark torrent]

I will not comment on this i was just photographing the turtles next to the island

[keen sparrow]

pink again?

[viral egret]

aaauushh

funded my next cultist

[viral egret]

the vert is decent

[keen sparrow]

yeahyeahnah already picked pink vert

[cyan garnet]

of course

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

Abysmal dogshit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-gif-12732720091837856159

k, i'm ready for Therapist task

[viral egret]

height over bore goes insane

[keen sparrow]

i actually hate using that thing. it's so difficult, lol

[viral egret]

in live youd be a fucking antenna with that

[keen sparrow]

just wait, we'll get a youtube short from BSG of something very similar to it here in a month

ugh

The kid that made the red Supreme suppressor made it the best suppressor in the game

[viral egret]

just dont use it?

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret is it time for factory

[keen sparrow]

i'll sell it

[viral egret]

yes

did a scav run to get my blood running

got camped by a 20 hour player

and i died

[ancient marsh]

ggs

[viral egret]

he needs it more than me he was using the cabbage helmet

[pliant thorn]

Magpul pistol grip for AK feels alright
Besides looking nice and modest, losing +2 ergo from not picking the best grip doesn't really mean anything

[keen sparrow]

giga-chad move, change the config for the base game attachments so the attachments all have the stats that you want

[pliant thorn]

Make base weapon stats more powerful so you can appreciate the original design that came with the weapon

[keen sparrow]

is unloading and loading 1 round into an empty bolt action over and over again still a thing?

[cyan garnet]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

@stark torrent first raid

literally predicted this

"we'll die instantly to xiao-meng feng"

[stark torrent]

Disgusting game

[little flame]

fr

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

first raid of the day @stark torrent

died to a guy who got tracksuit AND kappa BEFORE 300 SURVIVES

HE KILLED KILLA IN LESS THAN 300 RAIDS

ON HARDCORE

@compact knoll

[native crypt]

friends 😊

[keen sparrow]

it was partisan chasing the smugglers around, lol

[viral egret]

BD spawns?

[keen sparrow]

Smugglers

so like, Bloodhounds but not cool

the guy that backported Black Division in was a mean motherfucker, lol

He has their AI set up to B-line it for you as soon as you spawn

they are hyper-aggressive

[cyan garnet]

programmed to rush your spawn like jiang_xiao

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

you think they're mad? lol

[soft coral]

its not the chinese that are the biggest hackers

turns out its Siracha

[keen sparrow]

He's probably got something that doesn't even have a scope on it

lemme check

might've been this guy actually

[soft coral]

WHAT IS THATTTT

lmao 80 bucks

bro it CAN"T be that good for 80 bucks kys

[little flame]

i bought it

its peak

[soft coral]

maybe

[little flame]

its so expensive though

[soft coral]

but not 80 bucks worth of peak

wrap it up

[little flame]

u would buy 60 no prob but 80? nahhhh

[soft coral]

my mouse costs 80 euro

[little flame]

unemployed

[soft coral]

fuck outta here

[little flame]

[soft coral]

I ain't paying more than 50

and thats pushing it

[little flame]

i'm also unemployed

tbf

[soft coral]

yeah youre the oen to talk

[little flame]

well

nvm

[viral egret]

quits job after 2 weeks

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[viral egret]

just put the fries in the bag

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

because it was horrible working conditions

[viral egret]

unemployed

[soft coral]

wtf is your point cryon

[cyan garnet]

The hacker with no scope or stock is my favourite kind

[cyan garnet]

Some people just arent cut out to be employed fr

[soft coral]

ITS WAS A HORRIBLE JOB

ARE YOU ANIMALS

BRAINDEAD

[little flame]

job is a job

[soft coral]

yes

[little flame]

buuuuut

[keen sparrow]

it has one of the best character creators i've ever seen

[little flame]

it sounded like shit

[keen sparrow]

but tries to hard to be a fromsoft game

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

but not when youre forced to fucking break your arms

during month 1

[little flame]

kys

[soft coral]

fucking eat a nade andp ull the pin cryon

[little flame]

soulslike for a reason

[keen sparrow]

uh huh

[cyan garnet]

New game: real shit?
Its soulslike: i sleep

[keen sparrow]

how many different button combos are there for different attacks everytime a bright symbol shows up or the mob's eyes are red

dumb game

[soft coral]

me and elden ring <3

I love my nagakiba and my nagakiba loves me

[keen sparrow]

Nioh has as many button combos for attacks as playing Longsword in Monster Hunter

[soft coral]

waow

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

unemplooyeed

[soft coral]

this kid

[keen sparrow]

i suppose you have a job?

[soft coral]

he doesn't

he studies

[viral egret]

ill get one this summer

[soft coral]

bro so studious
this mf wanna persue his educational prowess

[keen sparrow]

i've seen so many people in the military just sit on their GI bill for years

never ever get a job

just use taxpayer money to go study to be a 'history major'

[viral egret]

liisten man

one day i will get that lockheed contract and you wont

[soft coral]

No.

lalalalala I can't hear you youre romanian lalalala

ok i go play skyrim

[little flame]

bro what

[keen sparrow]

nah, they'll background check you and see you talking shit about americans all the time and you'll get denied

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[viral egret]

ive said so much shit pro-israel they'll just hire me without a interview

[keen sparrow]

old BSG bug

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-prince-goro-shokan-goro-boss-gif-21032427

[soft coral]

cryon what about being pro-bitch aquisition eh

[keen sparrow]

could never. dude plays live tarkov

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent prepare your asses for gz

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

who is you random

[keen sparrow]

there's a reason all the uncs and dads play SPT

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-PKAiVloO7gKmUcrqT3

[floral orbit]

kitten @ancient marsh you will bring me ammo

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-gran-ass-slap-ass-cavifax-gif-14040235417098982268

you got it baby

[floral orbit]

you will go factory with me with flashbang rounds and blind people so I can kill them for the quest

[ancient marsh]

thats what we're doing rn kinda

[floral orbit]

and I will miss them 50 times standing still

[little flame]

thats what im doing for them

got him 2 kills sofar

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit come vc for now

[viral egret]

i got 1 kill

[ancient marsh]

we're just factory maxxing

[keen sparrow]

WHAT

[floral orbit]

it's going to be shitty audio till the download is done

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

you can watch

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/garfield-get-real-1

[ancient marsh]

lets hope ur mic doesnt randomize like years ago

[little flame]

"you can watch"

actual cuck

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425019210614046795/1459812296921579718/togif.gif

sween:

watching immaculate high-skill xalrider gameplay

[floral orbit]

nah, I bought a good one

[floral orbit]

can't wait to accidentaly throw a grenade in your general direction

[ancient marsh]

full knowing where i am and you apparently trying to nade a guy that is indoors

and i am outside his building

[floral orbit]

good old times

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-prowler-goku

[viral egret]

@floral orbit

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

[viral egret]

cheater kills alle

xal dies to tagilla

[floral orbit]

why is tarkov downloading with 10 mbs when my max speed is 80 mbs

[viral egret]

i kill both of them

[ancient marsh]

tagilla 1 tapped me from the front to the nape

somehow

classic

[viral egret]

200 million to israel

[little flame]

[floral orbit]

what retard said that tarkov is a realistic game?

nikita or someone else at bsg?

[viral egret]

it is if you ignore the bosses

[ancient marsh]

some redditor probably

[viral egret]

and xiao flying around

[ancient marsh]

complete starvation in 30 minutes

leading to death

[floral orbit]

hmm

I will swap my ram tomorrow

[ancient marsh]

why

[floral orbit]

adding 16 more

cause on my other pc the motherboard is dying

and 2 rams slots aren't usable

[ancient marsh]

bro what

[floral orbit]

so I will swap around a bit

[viral egret]

im so fucking broke

[floral orbit]

the ram prices are fucking retarded

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[floral orbit]

bsg should buff the prices as well, a stick should be 100k at traders

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1460320341875359796.webp?size=96&animated=true

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

there's an event

sticks are 100k on flea

and barter to a whole bunch of shit

[floral orbit]

fitting tbh

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit i buy 2 best in slot class 6 plates per ragman reset with ram

[floral orbit]

you are lucky you bought your pc

32 gb of ram is like 400 euros rn

[viral egret]

ddr5 or 4

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit

[floral orbit]

4

[ancient marsh]

monopoly money

ddr3

[floral orbit]

rouble boy speaking

[viral egret]

wtf

i bought my ddr4 32gb at 100 eur

[floral orbit]

ddr5 is 500 euros lmao

[stark torrent]

ce mm

[stark torrent]

monopoly money literally worth more than ruble

[floral orbit]

@viral egret cel mai ieftin 32 gb 200 euro

[viral egret]

e dual channel daia

eu am cumparat aceasi firma da nu am dual-channel

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

dar e aceasi mhz

[floral orbit]

coaie

e cel mai ieftin

[viral egret]

emag

[floral orbit]

nu ca e dual sau plm stie ce, e cel mai ieftin

[floral orbit]

da, poate gasesti mai ieftin in alte locuri

da plus minus 50-100 de lei

[stark torrent]

nu cred sincer