💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

its what I use to make my builds into overdrive

[keen sparrow]

Pretty sure unofficial comm patch fixed that

[soft coral]

lemme whip it out

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moist-critical-he's-pulling-his-c--out-meme-gif-5277589675616677605

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1438650840 @keen sparrow

its what I've used for every single build

I've ever made

the moment u start the game

your goal is this

[keen sparrow]

I never knew notched pickaxe was a thing

Time to start a new playthrough

[soft coral]

yeah teh notched pixaxe adds a small bonus

but nothing game changing

[keen sparrow]

Yeah +5 to smithing is not the same as +5%

[soft coral]

well true

[keen sparrow]

Still cool though

[soft coral]

also rare curious absolutely breaks this loop to oblivion

a weapon enchanted perfectly with this loop plus armors with fortify two handed for example

can result in a weapon doing 10k dmg

[keen sparrow]

Pretty sure that’d even one-shot karstaag

[soft coral]

ye

a lot of enemies get trivialized

atthat point

but getting to the point where u can do the loop

[keen sparrow]

I love they added him in

[soft coral]

is a massive journey

[keen sparrow]

The journey is the destination

[keen sparrow]

He was in the Bloodmoon expac for Morrowind

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Karstaag

[soft coral]

I'm aware

did you know about the wait/sleep timer glitch? @keen sparrow

half as valuable @keen sparrow

sadly

paralysis poisions are a no go

though

they are easier to make in larger quantities

[keen sparrow]

I use them too, lol

[soft coral]

I know.

I tested the difference out.

you dingus.

[keen sparrow]

Wait/sleep glitch?

[soft coral]

ye

[keen sparrow]

No i mean in combat

What wait sleep glitch

[soft coral]

press T to wait or click on bed to sleep
with the mouse pointer click on the slider and move it to desired hours.
then Hold LMB on the slider and once you do that
press E to activate the waiting and then instantly move your mouse to the left to skip to 1 hour
@keen sparrow

this effectively makes it so that I can for example wait 12 in game hours in an instant as long as it takes the game for 1 hour to pass on the wait timer

[viral egret]

time to chug for a minute

[soft coral]

who asked

[viral egret]

i hope you shit a brick

[soft coral]

Love you too

[viral egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ha0ksW-1Y_g @stark torrent @little flame immense levels of skill

one more gets shot

2 more get shot dead

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come join for a couple

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/h3-h3after-dark-h3podcast-hila-klein-hila-klein-shocked-gif-24934914

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

ARIIIISE, YE TARNISHED

[fast garden]

i cant play longer than 3 minutes without my game crashing

[keen sparrow]

lol

[compact knoll]

what?

[fast garden]

and im lucky to make it that long

[compact knoll]

whty

[fast garden]

if i knew id tell you man

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

helldivers running like 4 retards behind a bus

[soft coral]

Man i forgot how peak this intro is

@fast garden @keen sparrow

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

time to die to the sentinel 50 times

[little flame]

bro is swapping games

back and fourth

[soft coral]

dude

I wanna play like

10 games at the same time

my brain is cooked

10 different games scratch 10 different itches

one for shooting one for combat

one for crafting

idk man

autism galore

leave me alone

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

same

dw

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[keen sparrow]

Atleast it’s not Tarkov

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

time for god , soldier of rick
@little flame @keen sparrow

harder than prime consort radahn conestly

[keen sparrow]

Dude turned my first pyromancer’s rectum inside out

[little flame]

who is that sexy guy on the right

with 4k team damage

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/out-self-eat-gif-21224085

it was the best gif i could find for autofellatio

for the retards: that means sucking your own dick

my dumbass letting stalcraft update every fucking week

0 play time

AYO, THANK YOU YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS, JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden

[viral egret]

try ut

it

its decent

[soft coral]

I just had a shower thought on how cross breeding would work in elder scrolls

and apparently

in one of the games theres a book that explains just that

apparently in most of the races the child gets the race of the mother and physical atributes of the father

the more u know.

[keen sparrow]

the elder scrolls lore iceberg would not fit in the mariana trench

Yo if BF6 had a good bot mode where you could level up and unlock shit just like playing with real people? i'd play tf out of that

I've played every Battlefield from 2-5 (+bad company 1&2 +BF2142) and i just can't. not getting burned again.

[winged mica]

God damn

[keen sparrow]

Youtube wants me to dress up for Ivan

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-felix-johnny-bullet-seeds-rezero-cosplay-femboy-gif-176060885582514523

[blazing basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464208370478088194/1467810016450056378/togif.gif

[gritty python]

tarkin

[winged mica]

me when im too comfy in the Ground Zero GL room

[soft coral]

????????????????????????????

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

what is blessing my eyes I just woke up

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[little flame]

same

howd u sleep

[soft coral]

banger sleep

[little flame]

siick

[soft coral]

woke up one arm was asleep

ggs

[little flame]

i slept like shit

i'm so tired

[soft coral]

ggs

[little flame]

then i open up tarkov channel and see femboys

this channel needs to be purified

[soft coral]

get the SCP foundation on this case

all of us need containment

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[soft coral]

I love how due to the way bethesda coded dragon shouts
even the most basic level ward spell that a villiger could learn in rorikstead
could stop a dragon shout
@little flame

[keen sparrow]

When you go out trick-or-treating and you’re wearing what you’re eating. Diarrhea 👏 👏 Diarrhea 👏 👏

When you’re sitting in a class and you pee out your ass. Diarrhea 👏 👏 Diarrhea 👏 👏

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter. Diarrhea 👏 👏 Diarrhea 👏 👏

When you’re fishing at the docks and something’s filling up your socks. Diarrhea 👏 👏 Diarrhea 👏 👏

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

sitting on a mil

[soft coral]

SINGLE HANDEDLY MAKING THE SEPTIM WORTHLESS

FIND OUT HOW

BY ONLY UTILIZING GARDENING

[keen sparrow]

new get rich quick scheme

work

[soft coral]

alright

only reason I joined the dark cockhood

is to get teh cool armor

and bebbette

for 90 alchemy training

gg ez

after that I'm never coming to this place again

[keen sparrow]

arguably the best thing for the DB is for the dragonborn to never join, lmao

[soft coral]

When the potions I make are so disgustingly op

I can overlevel

and waste 1 level worth of training

I DID IT

I OVERLEVELD @keen sparrow

its ok though we have enough ingridients to power level to 100 alchemy

THEN we can play the video game

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

100 alchemy reached

ez

now its time for enchanting and alchemy

but for that I'll need more preparations

[gritty python]

time to do 10^28th power to a rabbit with a fork

[soft coral]

no

[gritty python]

[soft coral]

@gritty python

THE POWER TO DESTROY
THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
lol dunno I wanna see inside

now this is peak writing

[keen sparrow]

i always pick unravel the mysteries of aetherius. bitches love unravelling the mysteries of aetherius

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

what the fuck do you want

[soft coral]

speech leveled up to 67
@keen sparrow @gritty python

https://tenor.com/view/hold-back-laugh-contain-laughter-try-not-to-laugh-gif-14573032070357011316

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[gritty python]

ivan playing skyrim and im playing modded to absolute shit rimworld

[soft coral]

Hey mine is modded too

but not to absolute shit

[gritty python]

nah im playing a 40k modpack rn

[soft coral]

lmao

well surprisingly paralysis poisons aren't that bad for money making
theyre way easier to make but sell for less
however u can make bigger quantities of them so it equals out
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Love the grindset

https://tenor.com/view/plies-gif-money-money-dollar-sign-dollar-bill-dollar-gif-12318777647329753903

[soft coral]

alright

Time for smithing

which is the second most annoying of the 3 to level up

man I never look forward to enchanting that shit is SUCH a slog

[gritty python]

smithing isn't too bad with jewelry'

[soft coral]

true

but still

dwarven bows and gold rings or necklaces are the easiest

I'll try necklaces only this time

usually I do bows

[gritty python]

i do necklaces/rings usually

jewels are easy enough to horde for a while, do a bunch in a batch

[keen sparrow]

it's the necklaces that are best XP + value per bar

[soft coral]

I think bows give a slightly higher net of exp

but take longer to get the required dwarven ingots

and sadly need a perk in dwarven smithing

[gritty python]

[keen sparrow]

please

[gritty python]

time to grab every dwemer strut in tamriel

[keen sparrow]

Nothing in Skyrim will ever compare https://wiseoldman.net/players/Linda Binda

to getting a 99 in OSRS

[soft coral]

Shove every dwemmer cog up my ass

also transmute ore is goated

[gritty python]

its a good thing the dwemer leave oil everywhere

[soft coral]

true true

buying every piece of iron ore in all of tamriel

tbh 66 iron ore probably wont be enough

but it is what it is

I just need 1 perk in dwarven smithing and then we let her rip
300 pieces of dwarven metal
@keen sparrow @gritty python

[gritty python]

[soft coral]

well in one swift fell swoop of crafting I got to 89

not bad

[gritty python]

don’t forget about infinitely soul trapping a corpse for free levels

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @little flame

god blessed me

ggs

you guys down to play in a few hrs?

[little flame]

gg

[little flame]

if xal is on ye

[viral egret]

alr

xals prob at uni rn

so

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YGUCfdXNc8s?si=G7lTgYYnkcb1dETi

[soft coral]

Takes too long

make alchemy legendary and spam potions

way easier and faster

[gritty python]

i just like it for lack of needing to gather things

[soft coral]

u get like double the ingridients from green thumb

and having your own house means u get planters which give like twice or thrice the normal amount from an ingridient out in teh wild

[gritty python]

yes but that requires me to go home

and actually get them

i will continue on my mobile dragon horde playstyle

[soft coral]

u can...stay in the basement of your home wait 3 days and they re-grow

go to planter , harvest
go back in basement

repeat

[gritty python]

no thanks, i’ll take conjuration levels and only having to hit the wait button once

[soft coral]

I mean

it works

but alchemy is needed anyway if u want end game gear

Both methods are good

[gritty python]

ye, i play with a bunch of mods that tweak that aspect of the gameplay out

the exponential numbers don’t happen unfort

so i must stick to the loopholes i am left with

[soft coral]

tfw i fixed my slow to rise switch with a bit of rakija
@gritty python @keen sparrow @stark torrent

BALKAN ENGINEERING

nothing a little alcohol cant fix

ot even began clicking again

VAMOSSS GLORY TO BULGARIA

[keen sparrow]

bros cleaning the cummies out of his keyboard

[soft coral]

no

i had spilled monster a while back

and instant ramen water

[gritty python]

starchy ramen residue

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

well keyboard works gg

:D

[compact knoll]

Ngl even sugary drinks arent that hard to fix if you have a little bit of understanding

[soft coral]

true but it becomes more annoying if your switches aren't removable

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[ancient marsh]

7 pixels for the entire minute and 1 second of video

[keen sparrow]

and?

The game's old enough to bed your mother, what's your point

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-gif-8961692530157879891

[stark torrent]

it seems like

1. retards didnt playtest obviously

2. at some point they want to make it so you can find ammo packs and shit for vehicles

[compact knoll]

damn did you accidently log into @soft coral account

[compact knoll]

hop on baby

play a tiny bit

[stark torrent]

nah mb later

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-5727928

[keen sparrow]

who says we don't share an account

[soft coral]

we dont fuck you rex

[soft coral]

yeah so for early levels jewels are good
but for later levels bows become better as they have much higher value
@keen sparrow

Hilarious that if u try to soul trap Phineas who is the conjurer master in the college bro just RESISTS it

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-stewie-griffin-gif-23481779

Allah's strongest archer guide my aim

let it be true

[viral egret]

WTF

i just instadied to a fucking .50 bmg slug

ggs man

7 more kills for punisher

holy fuck

@stark torrent i got king von in my lobby all i hear is explosions and my screens shaking nonstop

wtf is happening

wtf are those explosions

[compact knoll]

ags 17

[viral egret]

daamn

wildly sus guy maybe hes js good

he's legit

but weird play

[soft coral]

But one... caught our eye ...
Heading for the mountains some 70 kilometers away...

hey you mix potions right , can you brew me an Ale?

[viral egret]

caught buddy lacking

[compact knoll]

Man i should really blow my brains out

[viral egret]

dont do it kurt

[compact knoll]

All these retards have gfs and im still bitch less

[viral egret]

dont worry we all are bitchless

[compact knoll]

A5 waguy with fries

[soft coral]

But you I'm afraid , are maidenless

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-PKAiVloO7gKmUcrqT3

is this all in the room with us

[next temple]

врівайся в третю світову

[compact knoll]

No the all don't play helldivers for 4 hours on a working day

[next temple]

or however it goes

[stark torrent]

or watch LOTR for the 16th time this month

yeah im looking at you ivan

[soft coral]

HEY HEY HEY

[next temple]

i played helldivers 2 for 2 hours cause i have the evil virus that makes you shit water

[soft coral]

I havbe a potential maiden

[next temple]

so i dont have to go to school

[soft coral]

and for the record LOTR is peak

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/nkGIxGdZoYY?si=8-sLdwnXT12eLWbT

[soft coral]

fuck you

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooke-brook-brookey-xzAh4lgnFN73jblR4R

[soft coral]

the other is xal who is the fat chud

[viral egret]

no job?

[stark torrent]

ah it was supposed to be the one with the clock

but that one works for you i guess

[viral egret]

raaaghh

[stark torrent]

god bless

[next temple]

Dont worry artem, me and you are going to get fucked the same

[viral egret]

p5 is almost done

[soft coral]

its ok man

[viral egret]

ak-12 is nice

[stark torrent]

i thought about going back to dating apps but

does unc really care anymore

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

iedy

[stark torrent]

do it cryon

you have youth

[soft coral]

the bloodline ends with us

[viral egret]

im learning the spawns

slowly but surely

[soft coral]

u tell cryon to get bitches

he tells u nah man I have to finish punisher

[next temple]

i remember turning my face on camera and getting horified at how old i look

I fucking aged 15 years in the last 3 years

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[viral egret]

focusing on school

[stark torrent]

god i wish i could use slurs here

[compact knoll]

Me and chaplain in 5 years, meeting in the trenches, somewhere under kursk

[stark torrent]

sometimes

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

Pauseee

[ancient marsh]

why what happened

[viral egret]

hello xal

[ancient marsh]

helo

[next temple]

assuming i dont freeze to death in the forests of Tauragė

[ancient marsh]

i finished deepcleaning the entire house

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-losedfire-JmDwlSuuv7vpdvcBU8

[ancient marsh]

?

[next temple]

oh its warmer today

[viral egret]

oh ok this is the guy i shot dead

[compact knoll]

Went to buy monster

[viral egret]

1.2k hrs and ending wtf

[compact knoll]

Froze my arms

[viral egret]

ouuushh finally

[stark torrent]

here it got warmer out of a sudden

[viral egret]

its not -x degrees

[stark torrent]

from -8c to 7c

insane

[next temple]

it was -17 yesterday for me lol

[next temple]

Why does it show bulgaria instead of Ukraine

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

It was fixed like 2 weeks ago

[viral egret]

was

[compact knoll]

And then it broke again

[viral egret]

ggs man

[next temple]

the bulgarian empire expands

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rai-spy-x-family-raisakurai-MLfLzlzfoM0BTiL2yB

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh you wanna hop on to do punisher?

[stark torrent]

BATTLE OF NICOPOLE

FUCK YOU TURKS

[viral egret]

close to finishing it

[stark torrent]

FUCK YOU MEHMED

[compact knoll]

That is such false

[stark torrent]

FUCK YOU SIKTIR

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

wait didnt they win that

[viral egret]

i havent studied one bit since the start of the year

[stark torrent]

shit

[viral egret]

and ive been just winning

[compact knoll]

School doesnt take that much time man

[viral egret]

just like valve

[stark torrent]

@granite coral who won battle of nicopole

[granite coral]

The Battle of Nicopolis, fought in 1396, was won by the Ottoman Empire, led by Sultan Bayezid I. The Christian coalition, predominantly consisting of forces from Hungary, Wallachia, and various other European nations, was decisively defeated. This battle solidified Ottoman control in the region and marked a significant setback for Christian military efforts against the Ottomans.

[ancient marsh]

woah woah woah hey hey hey hey

[stark torrent]

Fuck

[viral egret]

@granite coral which romanian beat the turks

[stark torrent]

all of them

[viral egret]

give me a sec xal

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/turkiye-armenia-jan-sobieski-rZ9APx4tynjYFGvoE3

[compact knoll]

Unless you're actually getting raped by assignment, you will have enough time to go outside

Actual false

[stark torrent]

cryon you are 9th grade buddy

enjoy life man

[viral egret]

harap alb is stopping me

[compact knoll]

Dont be like iedy

[viral egret]

its the 4th test out of this fucking retard i have

[compact knoll]

Talk to women

[stark torrent]

harap alb is easy man

[compact knoll]

Close tarkov

[viral egret]

i guess but still

i do go out in the weekends when my mate is available

@ancient marsh do u hear me now

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

there is time for everything

[viral egret]

bro there is no way did my mic fucking break

ggs

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/hbjLWwfH-d0?si=mtk6DwwRFQGxJqPU

Don't be like us cryon

Close tarkoc

Save your soul

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent just come fuckin vc man

[stark torrent]

Grind Kappa or go on a date

i know i once made a choice

it was the bad one

[compact knoll]

grind tracksuit or go on a date

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rah-scaryfaceinc-skeleton-8OgZyXwljMPo1Cl4dg

[ancient marsh]

what's the guy's name

[keen sparrow]

Iedy also getting lingerie suggested on his youtube personalised ads

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298323963742781440/1456317713767989440/teto_beer_better1.mov?ex=69861190&is=6984c010&hm=7cee1e18aff3029e28d16d461c8fe1580d1ebdade3a5c1bd0b092e92fbabadd0&

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/helldivers-pinglyadya-skeleton-banging-shield-t1QYP2aDvl09SLL0Cd

[stark torrent]

Mortii Matii

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1454470860361699349/why4ch_2.mp4?ex=6985f10b&is=69849f8b&hm=e203676f569cf55003e6d1741c238fc0337b55dc1017c5cc9febaae0ced015aa&

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sowakemeup-sowakemeupcat

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tube-trapped-cat-trap-gif-24954140

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4y3if_t7MJ4?si=H2wjJUozMxd3u7LP

[viral egret]

@soft coral

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zv3Lcyq1M0

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1449483971607007494/Its_Always_Sunny_In_Philadelphia_-_its_just_you_and_us_and_a_couple_pairs_of_sour_sweaty_balls.mp4?ex=698598e4&is=69844764&hm=c0d0f56a50a04d42d1989bcfadafa6956e45631a521569a4b2715b42fc1ee582&

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1443963368359854231/G6x7lHfWEAAr0rn.mp4?ex=6985f2ae&is=6984a12e&hm=f405f3e5b1b3c6e800c79f2f00cbc4789e9abe8c5468636c1f078037ea77f40e& @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

what if we killed clankers together

[keen sparrow]

Make love not war

Fuck robot

[compact knoll]

clank clank clank clank

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-chicken-hump-washing-machine-dryer-gif-24349998

[viral egret]

@stark torrent GOONS, partisan AND reshala all in 1 raid

[keen sparrow]

Classic crustoms tom-foolery

[viral egret]

@little flame

[little flame]

@viral egret everything is insured, grab ammo from mags if u want them

its like 45 995 15 55a1 in each

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvrpzd908I

this is insanely good

[viral egret]

alr

[ancient marsh]

actually fits the aesthetic

[viral egret]

ill try to get ur model 1 out still since if anyone grabs that they'll touch me

[little flame]

bro thats fucking sick

[ancient marsh]

Zryachiy looks awesome

tagilla too

bro every character looks so realistic for like an 80's era movie

Commando type shit

[remote fox]

Imagine if someone bought rights to a Tarkov movie like Markiplier did for Iron Lung and makes a 80s movie out of it.

[ancient marsh]

kaban is awesome too

[viral egret]

really accurate

[ancient marsh]

this usec is a fucking goofster

[viral egret]

they look decent

[ancient marsh]

holy shit they got Antonia Banderas to play ragman @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent just get on man

[ancient marsh]

why is 80's big pipe aura farming

[soft coral]

why wouldn't he be

[winged mica]

Huh

AI can actually draw a mostly proper M4 now

[ancient marsh]

.

[viral egret]

they did the scope right asawell

that's a utg

[remote fox]

This is as bad as it's ever going to be.

You have probably missed a bunch of AI videos while doomscrolling.

[compact knoll]

scope blends into the vest

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1469057990802935828/VID_20260205_114948_620.mp4?ex=6986465e&is=6984f4de&hm=d6463c4e23e5d3649fbb79323c5f93a1108bf117a88bcda722cee4ce3b1bd28f&
@compact knoll

soon I will surpass the amount of hours I have in Se compared to the original skyrim release
@keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

we will blend you into soup

[hard heart]

That Reshala is fucking spot on, what the hell

Very nice find, good sir.

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i seen this tarkov ai video like 2 months ago

The 80s movie elden ring one is better anyways

[fast garden]

@soft coral have you seen that new game from the issac devs

mewgenics

or like

one of the guys idk

[fast garden]

kirked

[viral egret]

second time i die to reshala guards

passed by fortress

got necked

[soft coral]

naw

[fast garden]

looks kinda neat icl

[calm pollen]

Skill ahem....issue

Did you look both ways before crossing the street

[fast garden]

cryon lost his soccer ball and got ran over by a bus trying to get it from the bushes

[calm pollen]

Omegalul

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YLqhjsE0S6A?si=b6RLobdcqMR0IK1f

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

[compact knoll]

@fast garden get on

need one more

[blazing basin]

Why do they torture a crippled cat?

Arethey Chinee?

[calm pollen]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cat, an orange cat" lol

[short cove]

Bro got kirked out

[ancient marsh]

ha funi

[viral egret]

+3 refunds

[ancient marsh]

11 kills today for punisher @stark torrent @compact knoll

the lion of tel aviv

https://tenor.com/view/israeli-flag-israel-am-yisrael-chai-lion-of-judah-gif-7795753522543927623

gpu from moonshine case

bosh

[keen sparrow]

Bsg fuck up news:

The sig spear handguard has a mod_tactical bone on the top rail

Where you’d put like lasers and shit

They just never added the filter to it. So like, the list of lasers that would go on it. Just straight up forgot or some shit.

That’s why you could only ever put laser and lights on the sides of the handguard and never the top

[fast garden]

thx bsg

[viral egret]

who even uses the spear

[keen sparrow]

Rich people

The same kind of people that buy a new PC instead of fixing their old one

And they buy a shit pre-built that will die the same way

Christ i think i just described the entire us military, lol imagine

THERE’S A NEW ONE

https://youtu.be/b-ZKy4Y5rZc?si=BrZP-iys6kquoNtE

[fast garden]

legendary man

lmfao

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah because they requisitioned the Spear, lol oops

i know it's like, a bit north of mid in-game. but IRL i have heard nothing but bad things about it.

apparently the Spear is actually dogshit and this is SIG magically winning all contracts for no good reason. (see fed government issuing p320s to everybody)

[fast garden]

sig quality jumped off a cliff a few years ago

and i love how the spear is like

[compact knoll]

ngl armour pen is important

[fast garden]

beyond shit irl

[compact knoll]

but going back to battle rifles

just produce good ammo for the m4

[fast garden]

in tarkov, assuming you have hybrid ammo, its certainly top tier

[compact knoll]

even if you dont kill, after 2 or 3 hits, the combatant is out of the fight

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, I know Cryon asked 'who even runs the SIG spear"

uhhhh I do

but only if i have like 200 hybrid laying around

[fast garden]

the only people that run that gun are people that can run hybrid

[keen sparrow]

otherwise it is a dust-gatherer

[fast garden]

its that simple

rip the scopes and sell otherwise

[compact knoll]

Did like 6 hours of helldivers

Im doing my part

[surreal stirrup]

hi guys today i survive

[fast garden]

wheelchair maka

[keen sparrow]

[surreal stirrup]

literally

i tanked one trillion shots

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

whatever your armour was was worth every penny

i hate this

[surreal stirrup]

it had like

two plates

and it was 5th lvl

i think

im retarded

basically it saved me one million times

after that i died to birdeye

but hey at least i killed em

[surreal stirrup]

i love prototypes like that

[keen sparrow]

says they're not a nerd

is okay with this

[surreal stirrup]

yea i am

i love cursed stuff wym

[keen sparrow]

oh sweet jesus i need to record this

[surreal stirrup]

im doing it for my friend that literally hates it

he's a gun nerd

[keen sparrow]

I think i'm having a stroke

[surreal stirrup]

lol

[keen sparrow]

I've been told this thing ejects brass out the front just like the real thing. should be interesting

[winged mica]

0what the hell

[winged mica]

Whats the reload ani

[keen sparrow]

i don't remember and i already trashed it out of my stash

sorry dude

[winged mica]

Damn

[keen sparrow]

yeah about what i expected

[winged mica]

Tbf

Thats kinda funny how they able to modify normal AK animation

[fast garden]

meow at 6 seconds

[keen sparrow]

Hideout cat

[winged mica]

Best mod

[keen sparrow]

The cat also hops up on the table at the Kitchen node and noms at the open can of herring

but you know

'fuck SPT i'll never play that'

peeps are missing out

I floated the idea to Tarkin that the F12 menu should have a name field so the name shows up in the Pet or Wake up prompt, just for that extra touch

I would name my hideout cat 'Beans'

[winged mica]

Im surprised how well the cat gets implemented

Where u get all of these gun mods

Im curious

Its not on the website

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2571/hideout-cat

[winged mica]

the gun mods

not the cat mod

[surreal stirrup]

"where did he go?"
him:

(WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED)

[keen sparrow]

so there's one that is like 4 and a half gigs called 'armory'

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2246/wtt-armory

[winged mica]

yeh but what's the F2000 mod from

or that weird russian prototype

[keen sparrow]

☝️

[winged mica]

aint no way WTT is it

wth

[keen sparrow]

Imma fuck you in that ass bro

IT IS IN ARMORY

it just came out today

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1469166621858988115/17bx1kh0hohg1.png?ex=6986ab8a&is=69855a0a&hm=67f356ef8d32b371015590baa2c93ec189f08c954ab79b565261fc4f855d521e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=1290

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

AYO

Based?

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222569497702170716/1469229334798532743/image.png?ex=6986e5f2&is=69859472&hm=9f9eb1af0ad381303878cc85bd8ba00a02fbef1c6116de4fef8c2a1a36689a2e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=746 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222569497702170716/1469229335457173546/image.png?ex=6986e5f2&is=69859472&hm=87e80391da39a2902247d805b013101574e88390df5f92d48828d8f4d49a276f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=681 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222569497702170716/1469229336069668916/image.png?ex=6986e5f2&is=69859472&hm=e4e9e7e00830f687a2a8378dfdf0e9a5354b87853108b3754c73de204eaf37db&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=789 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1222569497702170716/1469229336577048587/image.png?ex=6986e5f2&is=69859472&hm=b871ea10ddae3926a6a206301a2a8a0d1b5a84acb0d9ee71f5dacfec48bec066&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=540

I want this in Tarkov so bad

[native crypt]

the contraption

[little flame]

@ancient marsh just finished new vegas

lets go

gonna do an ncr playthrough next

did yes man ending this time

games a solid 9/10 for me

was really fun

:

peak

[flat breach]

[winged mica]

YOU FINISHED THE GAME?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

[little flame]

yes

so i can do another playthrough

[cyan garnet]

Embrace the best option

[little flame]

🤮

killed that guy

fuck mr house

im not killing my boys in the bos for him

[soft coral]

Fallout fans when one doesn't agree with the preferred ideology of the other

it all sucks either way

[surreal stirrup]

how does one understand tarkov optimization
i'm running 16 gigs of ram and going 60 fps as a host
my friend with BETTER PC OBJECTIVELY and 48 gigs of ram runs with 30 fps as a host??

how does that even work

[soft coral]

one does NOT understand tarkov optimisation

not even the devs themselves understand it

[surreal stirrup]

true

[viral egret]

magic

literally

i have similar fps to 16gb and i have 48gb now

only diff ig is i can run streets

[cyan garnet]

16g ram for tarkov

[keen sparrow]

By that logic how do you think spt runs for me with 64 gigs of RAM

[viral egret]

(runs only a map or two)

[surreal stirrup]

uhh

[viral egret]

i could barely play with 16gb

[surreal stirrup]

actually i run like 5 raids

or even more

[cyan garnet]

16g would be unplayable

Truly

Slideshow gaming

[keen sparrow]

I’ve actually noticed no difference between playing spt with 16 gigs and 64 gigs

None at all

[surreal stirrup]

true

[viral egret]

spt is spt

[cyan garnet]

It'd be because your hosting your server as well

Wouldnt it

[keen sparrow]

The game is just malware

[viral egret]

hello iedy

[stark torrent]

when streets first released i could run it with 16gb rma

[viral egret]

ba iedy a primit diriga ragebait iara

[cyan garnet]

So true

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

Yeah but good luck telling these nonces what that even means

[viral egret]

era sa planga de nervi

[stark torrent]

l-am pocnit pe unu azi

[viral egret]

ca a avur cineva mancare

[keen sparrow]

Look they speakin moon runes again

[stark torrent]

a intrat in mine pe hol si i-am dat capac

[viral egret]

ce drq sa intamplat

[stark torrent]

:)))

[viral egret]

gg

meritat

[stark torrent]

e i-am dat usor asa

nu l-am bagat in asfalt

[viral egret]

inca

coaie ne pune absente

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-meme-speech-bubble-saul-goodman-gif-25296783

[viral egret]

in saptamana altfel

de parca ma-si duce oricum

ne tine la scoala

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-german-ww2-wehrmacht-granate-gif-19355339

[surreal stirrup]

true

[keen sparrow]

A completely empty ‘practice’ raid in SPT might be a good benchmark for comparison actually

But there is a reason running the server via fika on another PC like.. doubles your performance

[surreal stirrup]

dude i swear to fucking god
the bots have like 500 grenades on them

[keen sparrow]

There’s a box you csn tick in your SAIN preset so they are unable to throw them

[surreal stirrup]

will i do it

no

[keen sparrow]

They’ll still spawn with them though

[surreal stirrup]

ill just make em inaccurate as shit

[keen sparrow]

When 3.9 came out SAIN was broken grenade wise. It was the first thing every bot did was toss a silent f-1 at your feet

It had to be hot-fixed almost immediately, lol

[viral egret]

@stark torrent intrasem in scoala la 7

era un boschetar la etaju 1 dormea pe jos

[surreal stirrup]

i swear to god

abps is just hell

there is like over 50 bots on each location

i went out with 39 kills in one raid

and also combine it with black division and ur cooked

[viral egret]

just hit them again

[soft coral]

iedy launcehs hell drivers
10 minutes pass
launches total war

[surreal stirrup]

they're right behind me

while i'm fucking fixing my leg

im having fun

he blew me up and died using his own grenade

damn

[flat breach]

World's smartest Tarkov player

[viral egret]

hes PvE

[ancient marsh]

it's spt

[little flame]

tarkov later?

@viral egret

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

ye

i can do rn aswell

[brittle sinew]

The stockholm syndrome is insane

Mfs put a slave collar on you and have you run the shittiest errands, you're okay with that??

[cyan garnet]

The bunkercels in the mojave are the worst chapter of all too

[brittle sinew]

Literally

It's like 20 people who are dying out because they're too stupid to interact with the outside world

[cyan garnet]

Trvth

[brittle sinew]

Stupid fucks wasted all of their resources and manpower to get a glorified space laser

And then all of their gold got blown up

[cyan garnet]

Its already over for them by the time the game happens

[viral egret]

died again to a pscav killing me god bless

cant scav on this game

eradicate these steam players

[little flame]

bos is cool, couldnt give a less fuck lmao

but ye bos is kinda shitty in that way but i just like their power armors

looks sick as fuck

thats about it lmfao

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[brittle sinew]

Courier after being enslaved to find corpses and hepa filters

[soft coral]

this is just to kickstart the build because withthe bound bow enemies be getting a bit too spongy so ima make some one off armor and bow

[cyan garnet]

total pscav death

[little flame]

😭

[brittle sinew]

Remnants power armor clears easily

[little flame]

oh fuck thats sick

havent seen that one

[brittle sinew]

Only for it to break after 8 hits 😔

[brittle sinew]

Wait till you see the gannon family tesla armor

[viral egret]

wtf

@ancient marsh died a third time to reshala guards

i unproned and i got bonked by a nade in the head

[little flame]

rip

[viral egret]

it blew in my fucking face

[little flame]

isnt that a normal scav?

[viral egret]

no

zavodskoys are reshala guards i think

[little flame]

ah

nvm

[viral egret]

5 angry men stormed me from new gas anyway

[little flame]

lmao

[viral egret]

normal scavs DONT throw nades too

[little flame]

ill join u in a bit cryon

[viral egret]

ye np

i just need to hit 2 people in the head to do td3

[little flame]

gl

u got this

[viral egret]

i did punisher so i can actually run armor now

[little flame]

nice gj

[viral egret]

well there is a gpu in a duffle so ggs

[soft coral]

gonna have to cut corners but build will work

at least for the initial stage

I love min maxing in skyrim

fuels the autism sOOO good

@little flame DID U KNOW that the absorb health spell / enchant that can be put on weapons is affected by the destruction skill tree and its perks
@cyan garnet @brittle sinew

[little flame]

no dont think so

good to know

[soft coral]

yes.

Gonna put stamina regen on the boots

I never use that enchant and it's quite nice

[cyan garnet]

idc skyrim is shit

[soft coral]

WOAHh

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

wrap it up broski

[cyan garnet]

wide as an ocean deep as a puddle

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

2011 skyrim was one of the biggest games we had man with modern tech

[soft coral]

fallout 4 slander is allowed but not skyrim

too far

[stark torrent]

ofc skyrim sucks now its fucking 14 years old

more

15

[soft coral]

even then it stood the test of time

against some of the modern titles

also 30 million copies sold btw

[stark torrent]

its bethesda's fault they released nothing better in 15 years that we have to go back to skyrim

fuck them

[soft coral]

U wander along the road with your companion at night and u see the aurora sky and the big mountains and secunda starts playing

very few games can replicate the feelingu get when that happens

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow new gamma update added a new groza

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[soft coral]

@native crypt @keen sparrow

it doesn't look like a lot of dmg because I dont have points into archery

[keen sparrow]

i'm trying to figure out what export template one would us for GAMMA

[native crypt]

it even has his voice lines

[native crypt]

why don't you name your enchanted gear?

[soft coral]

I named my armor

the bow I dont need to

also putting a 1 in front means they always go on top

[native crypt]

lame

[soft coral]

considering i use potions of enchanting and stuff it takes extra time off the potion

Listen dude

this is a basic template for gear

to get me started

so I dont have to spam bound bow

the actual good gear will come later on

ye bound bow is 130 or so dmg with my gear meanwhile the glass bow is 250+

so double the dmg

and absorb health + frost dmg

to slow stuff down

[native crypt]

do like me glass

[viral egret]

@little flame td3 done

[little flame]

gg

[viral egret]

went to loot my kill and there was a bushcamper

but its finally done

can move on to 4 now

why is everyone using umps

[little flame]

good job

idk

[viral egret]

nvm this guy needs the shit more than me lmao

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1469300487911243816/IMG_7111.jpg?ex=69872836&is=6985d6b6&hm=db1399f7fba7f63970531c0b4dc5a8de1d270931a208edd21b317bf66f24126e&

[stark torrent]

ok now put it in your ass

[soft coral]

No

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

you can wear these for setup now as well

[little flame]

wtf

why

[stark torrent]

scav rigs i guess

[ancient marsh]

ok

[viral egret]

you home?

[ancient marsh]

i was home the entire day

[viral egret]

oh

wanna hop on tarkov?

[ancient marsh]

arena first maybe?

[viral egret]

alr

[keen sparrow]

The airsofter rigs

[soft coral]

[little flame]

necked

[soft coral]

deep throated if u will

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/m44n3VL6wKJkXYqgp?invite=cr-MSxETzAsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=6

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spiderman-tom-holland-i-dont-feel-so-good-XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE

Cryon got snapped

[little flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6AGzBIFYQ

@ancient marsh

waltur rite

[viral egret]

hand case to prapor
game crashes
discord crashes
couldnt even get back into the game

[stark torrent]

make sure u didnt get softlocked

see if the quest counted

[viral egret]

the thing?

[viral egret]

kerman got mad at me

inb4 survivor ending

[little flame]

[cyan garnet]

Fuck that furry

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1469366288290676954/FEF01D25-9F27-45FF-A13D-5CAD1CF6FD7A.png?ex=6987657e&is=698613fe&hm=ea40733a318272a765ac7b6f395637602091512dbd5730bfaf3ec882d8d3e0fb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1080&height=720

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

Game looks good like this

I'll look for more misc mods to put under atmospherics just to touch up the rough edges

so far game hasn't crashed once

as I say that I'm pulling the devils balls

this changes EVERYTHING

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent come helldivers

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clone-wars-gif-13762346332239098640

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-clanker-bolt-muncher-KPHVzOAiNxFWUR2lLb

YIPEEEEE

[fast garden]

@compact knoll get off tip

[compact knoll]

whar

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh oioioioioi

[keen sparrow]

Yeah wearable lanterns is goated

idk how i never thought about it my self having played like 800 hours of Dragon's Dogma

[keen sparrow]

Those hats were never not ugly

Why's Nikita posting drip from 2017

[stark torrent]

idk nobody wears caps in this game

[keen sparrow]

maybe MAYBE

big maybe

the bomber for dandies

https://davidoutwear.com/products/black-ice-wall-parka?variant=40723130056809&tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=18054752870&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17348260454&gclid=CjwKCAiAv5bMBhAIEiwAqP9GuDH7PZV-OiOCF_E9CXJbHcd4Zo6Hv00YgzeVuk0FLHiCsYJvEqTv1RoCCJ4QAvD_BwE

[short cove]

tf

why is this so good

its even suppressed

[keen sparrow]

Challenge accepted

[short cove]

dude this is like pretty much a stock val mod 4

i legit am confused as to why they put that thing this good in the game

and like i still got my ergo crutch to slap onto it its just

wild imo that it really is this busted

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah huh, you didn't even mod tf out of it

[short cove]

no new stock
no grip