💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

and with the current geop*litical climate, i don't have very much confidence that Russia would come to the table for another treaty, or renewal fo the old one.

[blazing basin]

Jfc

[keen sparrow]

My PMC looks like a fucking cartoon, wtf

[pallid bolt]

Hennessy is floor varnish

Flavorless poison

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Shawn Ryan build, lol

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6Mu0uULg2iE?feature=share

[surreal stirrup]

that is

interesting to say the least

what is wrong with this dude

[native crypt]

hes putting the party in partyzan

[surreal stirrup]

[cyan garnet]

Mfs really go on this dickheads podcast and just lie and he's like damn thats crazy

[keen sparrow]

uh oh, who dunnit

[cyan garnet]

Every clip ive seen of it is some retard saying the most outlandish shit

And he nods and goes mmm thats interesting

[keen sparrow]

oh so what you just did

[keen sparrow]

I was legit expecting like a clip of one of his guests being proven absolutely wrong

mot falling for it this time

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

This game looks sick af

[viral egret]

lost everyone at trans

[keen sparrow]

Same energy as losing your shit when you see 6 and 7 next to each other

[soft coral]

so cis-siberian railway exists?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-boo-sleepy-gif-5023156

[soft coral]

oh right

sorry

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-gif-25166223

[soft coral]

haha 69 tarkov gey sex 6767

better?

[keen sparrow]

Holy

I forgot how dogshit Fallout 4 looks without antialiasing

[soft coral]

I got to lv 25 and I've basically lost all interest in playing

[keen sparrow]

iirc that's when the game starts for me, lol

every fucking gun mod has all the attachments locked behind gun nut #3

[soft coral]

some behind 4

sadly

[soft coral]

oh ew

modern weapons in fallout

big nono

[keen sparrow]

looks like pixelated dogshit without anti-aliasing, lol

[soft coral]

how are you running on only 68 fps

in the middle of nowhere

u playing on your samsung fridge?

[keen sparrow]

i'm sure if i put it at 1920x1080 it'd double the framerate but

lemme try, lol

[soft coral]

turn off weapon debris off btw

known to cause bugs

and potentially crashes

[keen sparrow]

nah

[stark torrent]

Yeah godrays and weapon debrys are ggs

[keen sparrow]

you motherfuckers can't even alt-tab this game

[soft coral]

this time its a yah rex

Listen to young ivan

[stark torrent]

This game is just dogshit engine

[soft coral]

and turn that shit off

[keen sparrow]

tf is weapon debris even supposed to be? the dirt splashes from shots?

[soft coral]

the creation engine is fine it handles majority of vanilla skyrim perfectly
its just that they fucked up the coding on fallout 4 to epic proportions

[soft coral]

idk just turn it off

all of the fallout 4 community knows it causes game issues and crashes

[soft coral]

godrays are fine iirc they just look kinda ass

[cyan garnet]

Fallout 4 is just dogshit

[keen sparrow]

so funny thing

Gained 10 frames

[soft coral]

also why are you not running it in windowed borderless

[keen sparrow]

turned off weapon debris and godrays, and turned everything else back up

[soft coral]

I guess pc is jsut ass

[keen sparrow]

I can alt-tab

[soft coral]

u can alt tab in windowed borderless too , no?

I know I can

[keen sparrow]

yeah windowed borderless is like 34 fps now

wtf

[soft coral]

I guess your pc is just straight ass

[keen sparrow]

yeah man, totally totally

[soft coral]

I can run that shit on 160fps on borderless

without issues

well

unless I go to boston

[keen sparrow]

screencap those settings boi

[soft coral]

I'm not reinstalling it man

[keen sparrow]

oh

THAT'S WHY

it defaults to 4K

bro

[soft coral]

dumbass

❤️

IMAGINE LOOKING

USING EYESIGHT

[keen sparrow]

WHY WOULD IT CHANGE THE RESOLUTION

[soft coral]

dunno

[keen sparrow]

that's why

This game is malware

[stark torrent]

It does look rushed yeah

Oh well

Idk bethesda is such a lazy ass nowadays they want us to wait 15 years for the next ES game like its the coming of Jesus

[keen sparrow]

as long as there are people playing ESO it won't happen

[soft coral]

ok made me laugh

[soft coral]

tbh the get bored part is so true

[native crypt]

[soft coral]

so many of the interiors feel samey

and the overworld map feels samey too

granted theres different areas such as the northern parts which are fields
and the south which is bogs and swamps but still

[keen sparrow]

They've been doing this shit since Morrowind

because they use tilesets to save time

[soft coral]

yeah but

with those old games it wasn't AS bad

here it just feels so lazy

[keen sparrow]

i've come out to the livingroom to see my GF playing Skyrim and 9 times out of 10 i don't know which cave she's in

[soft coral]

I legit gaslighted myself into downloading and installing the patches and shit

made my build

got to lv 25

and reazlied

damn this shit BORING as fuck theres nothing left to do but complete shitty quests after I made my build more or less

I thought it wasn't gonna be as bad

but it is

[native crypt]

ive gotten to where i will just play out the modded stuff thats new to me then drop it

i do it yearly or so

[keen sparrow]

nuka cola fairground is boring af, killing everyone to speedrun it is more entertaining imo than actually grinding the raiders' quests

far harbour has little to 0 replay value

fucking DIMA PUZZLES

[soft coral]

far harbour has amazing atmosphere

and the story at least TRIES a little
but ye the dima puzzles suck

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah it's an amazing locale, just don't ask me to do the longshoreman shuffle or whatever tf again

and it was nice to get an area that was actually dangerous again

[soft coral]

plus fighting the big mirelurk queen was awesome with teh captains dance
and the shipbreaker fog crawler

those were awesome enemies that actually put up a fight

and since most of the island is fog when I originally played it in some parts I lowkey got spooked

nuka world is just bad

ak is cool and the perks themselves are alright but the rest is shit

the space themed park was fun I enjoyed that one the zoo one was boring its 1 to 1 with the gypsy neighbourhood
and dry rock gultch was alright

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol au pus muzica in ora de franceza

a venit directoru peste noi

[keen sparrow]

I loved the space park until i realised that if i wanted the BiS power armour there i had to 100% all the quantum cores

omfg what a slog to do everytime

[soft coral]

and in order to do 100% of that theme park u need to finish the main story to power the plant

[keen sparrow]

That's how every playthorugh ends for me. full marine combat armour from Far Harbour and the Nuka Cola Quantum power armour

[soft coral]

or use glitches

[keen sparrow]

my first few runs were on console so i couldn't just type tcl and grab it

[native crypt]

i just did the power armor frame glitch to get it early

[keen sparrow]

broooo

[soft coral]

idk about frame glitch so I just rocketjumped my way to the top of the place

and activated the core

[keen sparrow]

you upgrade tf out of the quantum suit and the marine combat armour, add that shit to the torso that auto-stimpacks you, you can tank like 30 dudes shooting you on the highest difficulty

[soft coral]

boring

[keen sparrow]

That's what i do

min-max

make the most broken build i can to see what it can do

[soft coral]

if u want to minmax u use armors that have the unyeilding perk and get yourself to 25% hp

[keen sparrow]

Dharok'ing

I love that perk in games

high risk high reward

[soft coral]

and then get a weapon that has junkie effect

spam turbo chems to get all addicitons and get turbo dmg

[keen sparrow]

Swan is just a speedbump at that point

my first ever playthrough i tried to make a sneaky melee build. named him Sam Fisher, even did character creator pretty well

it all got ruined when i took blitz

just ruined the whole fucking game, lol

Bethesda wants me to chase the courser through this multi-story building? It’d be a shame if i targeted him in vats with a baseball bat

[soft coral]

overseers guardian with 4x8 dmg multiplied straight up 1 shot him

[keen sparrow]

Iirc blitz level 2 has no distance limit

So stupid, lol

[soft coral]

funny thing

fo4 is on sale as we speak

only 5 euro

meanwhile clair obscur

@keen sparrow gift me doom its 4 euro

[stark torrent]

Plang

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-26988716

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden Men of culture.
we meet again.

[keen sparrow]

atleast she's not fat af this time

[fast garden]

bro is a hater

[keen sparrow]

excuse me for wanting to go down on a woman and it not smell like library books

[soft coral]

Pinkyuchu on instagram youre welcome

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

dont let your gf catch you though

you wont live to tell teh tale

[keen sparrow]

there we go

[soft coral]

is doom good?

I kinda wanna try doom

[keen sparrow]

is it the one with the cube

[soft coral]

?

the 2016 doom

[keen sparrow]

oh nvm, i'm unc i forgor

i'm thinking of "Doom 3"

[soft coral]

ok I'm buying

[keen sparrow]

fucking Nioh. top 5 character creator across all 3 games

worst of the worst wanna be souls-like

that's how they get you

[soft coral]

tfw this shit is 68 gigs

I thought it was gonna be less

[keen sparrow]

i'm blessed, i just delete the SPT 3.11 install i've been diamond-handing and i get 83 gigs back

ayo if the Gothic 1 remake is bad?

🪑

and it looks like it's going to be terrible so we kickin it with Jesus soon.

[soft coral]

mmmm

so many ones and zeros

https://open.spotify.com/track/6buHoQU9OTdbJrAuniVwGL?si=AYdH3MxLTAiReCIOsmKbLw
@keen sparrow

the organ part goes unfathomably hard

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow

mom when u forget to defrost the chicken

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

ooohh shieeet

damn this is cool

[keen sparrow]

How long till the Drop A djent starts

[stark torrent]

Tarkov is saved guys

[keen sparrow]

Like a fireman saying your house is saved when it’s a pile of wet black sticks

[viral egret]

@stark torrent 77,7 la test la franceza gg

asta e un semn

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-clown-crypto-clown-777-jackpot-gif-15874893191087372196

[soft coral]

we go back to skyrim

Will do a mage next

at least those builds are ez to make
get a bit of enchanting enchant couple of pieces of gear and boom infinite spells

[hollow patrol]

wtf lost tarkov vc access

we live in a society

[viral egret]

gg

didnt fill quota

[hollow patrol]

ragebait sniped me for a dumbass post

it wasnt anything worse than like gachi posts tbh

[viral egret]

talk to blood

[hollow patrol]

but i digress

[viral egret]

lmaoo

[hollow patrol]

it was a dude getting a fucking atomic wedgie off of a fence

[keen sparrow]

on interchange? really?

[soft coral]

what are we looking at?

[keen sparrow]

BD

[soft coral]

Big dick?

Noted.

[keen sparrow]

glad i found a mule in ULTRA medical or i would not be leaving here alive

[soft coral]

maybe find some bitches instead

[keen sparrow]

you gotten to first base with that chick you texting yet?

[soft coral]

not telling

I'm keepign that shit private

[viral egret]

not much you can keep private after what you told us

said the most atrocious shit kept the other shit

[soft coral]

I mean

what I do with her will be kept private

for obvious fucking reasons

what I said was purely for the sake of the joke

[viral egret]

yeah thats fair

just let us know if you fumble or not

[white cloak]

Love it when raiders take 3x face shots and still walk it off

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[keen sparrow]

I like how BSG just paints springs onto stuff

like these recoil springs just drawn on the guide rods in the Desert Eagle

[little flame]

@ancient marsh tarkov later?

[ancient marsh]

Probably, I'm not home right now

[viral egret]

can i join you two

im getting home in 15 and going to try my hardest to do punisher 4

1 kill left

[ancient marsh]

Check if pheer is on

[little flame]

Ofc

[ancient marsh]

After we get done with the lighthouse punisher

[viral egret]

@remote fox masterbaiter where are u

[ancient marsh]

I wanna go to other maps and focus on test drive

[little flame]

I wont be home in a while though

[viral egret]

ye ye

we can do that

[ancient marsh]

Since you won't have map restrictions on punisher

[viral egret]

yours is easier so

[ancient marsh]

What's ur test drive cryon

[viral egret]

ill focus punisher

[viral egret]

customs lh and that one other map nobody plays

reserve

td3

15 left on it so ggs

[little flame]

Streets? 🥲

[viral egret]

reserve

no streets somehow

[little flame]

Ah

Which one is that ak12?

No

Ye it is

P sure

[ancient marsh]

Valday scope on streets negative framerate exploit (still not patched)

[little flame]

Lol

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit show yourself vile demon

Dang it

Xalrider viciously victimized

By Nikita

[viral egret]

gonna pull a trump and say fake news or wtv he says

(its always real)

[hallow stream]

where can I see the footage

[ancient marsh]

Epstein files

To: Jeffrey Epstein [e-mail]
From: NBuyanov
19 Nov 2025, 2pm

-The half-assed excuse of a release went great! The goyim ate it up! Coming to the island to spend the steam release money. BRING LOTS OF ICE CREAM AND HOTDOGS XOXOXO

[viral egret]

being victimized by nikita too

was at 6 mil yesterday

all went on ak12s

[ancient marsh]

SCAV SCAV SCAV SCAV SCAV

https://tenor.com/view/alexjones-alex-jones-jew-alexjonesjew-ajj7-gif-13463523563829706032

[viral egret]

i been doing that

thats why im not in debt yet

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret scav streets and check PCs near kamchatskaya arch area or go ground zero and loot underground parking area

Unlimited goop

Stable too

[glacial haven]

I saw the trailer and everything but why doesn't he just try to connect pieces with Tarkov's story instead of writing an entirely new one

[viral egret]

that is an idea

bosh

[ancient marsh]

Not connected to BSG he says

[viral egret]

do i just amass everything into a scav box btw

and sell them in bulk

[glacial haven]

That's probably the most retarded thing I have ever heard, normally you want a bigger portfolio on your company, not several companies for different games, or at least make it a sub-division

[viral egret]

undercutting cheapest offer by like 10% so it instasells always

[viral egret]

nikita prob has enough money to buy their entire dev team too

[glacial haven]

Whatever, I guess it's just a waiting game until he gives more information about the game, let's hope the next information isn't going to be in riddles again

[viral egret]

which is the retarded issue

[ancient marsh]

I fill all my boxes and then sell everything, its more satisfying and more efficient

[glacial haven]

I am quite certain that he is the spearhead of the project over there, otherwise I don't get why he would make all of this fuss about it if he gains nothing from it

[floral orbit]

knee guards for this old man

[viral egret]

what should i pick btw for max profits

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

You cant

Say that

[viral egret]

screws and bolts?

[ancient marsh]

[floral orbit]

who said that?

[ancient marsh]

Whatever has the best per slot value man

[ancient marsh]

The mods

Delete it

[floral orbit]

white people can say the n word and I can't say knee?

what world is this

[ancient marsh]

No

You cant

[floral orbit]

I identify as a democrat

you have nitro?

[ancient marsh]

Alle gifted it to me

Well, twice

I accidentally leaked the code to everyone after I tried to activate it and it not working

Then I just posted it

But I didn't try with a VPN on

After that it worked

[floral orbit]

how did you fix the eu servers thing?

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-CY7339MgiK0KbIk8Do

cf faaaa

[floral orbit]

weeeee

[viral egret]

a venit la viata

[floral orbit]

ma fute la cap Dimitri Dimitrov sa ma joc tarkov

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-peoples-phone-prank-centinods-phone-magnifying-glass-gif-5077848234199048746

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

bucura-te de viata ba

[viral egret]

iedy

un kill si am terminat cu puscaria

[floral orbit]

m-am bucurat

[stark torrent]

cum merge faculta

ai terminat sesiunea

[floral orbit]

ce e aia

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

sau te-a terminat sesiunea pe tine

[stark torrent]

nu erai fa la faculta mortii ei

ai terminat

erai la masterat cv

[floral orbit]

nu am invatat nimic anul asta si a dat domnul sa mai trec

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

cam asa

mai am unul vineri si gata

vacanta

[stark torrent]

si eu mai am 1 saptamana si avem vacanta 10 zile

[floral orbit]

coaie tu ai vazut ca nu avem vacanta de paste?

sau la tine nu se aplica

[stark torrent]

nu, la scoala normala se aplica

facultatile decid

plm

[floral orbit]

eu nu am xD

[stark torrent]

eu am avut totusi

[viral egret]

coaie wtf

iedy

blue chalet

6 scavi imi da push

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[floral orbit]

prestige incoming

[stark torrent]

cryon du-te ba prone intr-un bush si omoara un handicapat si termina jaful ala de quest

ca m-am saturat de lighthouse

[viral egret]

asta incercat

da mortii masi nu aud nimic

nu se impusca nimeni

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[floral orbit]

joaca si el tarkov acuma?

[stark torrent]

daa s-a apucat pe live

trage bine dar nu stie hartile si se pierde si ne pierdem si noi nervii cu el

[floral orbit]

[stark torrent]

dar e ok

[viral egret]

da

[stark torrent]

il ia Dimi la ture non stop

[viral egret]

[floral orbit]

de asta ma cheama pe mine?

sa mai schimbe tura

[viral egret]

am invatat pana acum

customs woods gz si shoreline

lighthouse stiu decat chalet si merin

[floral orbit]

incep sa ma joc acuma lv 1 cu garda dupa mine, toti peste level 40

[viral egret]

abia am trecut de 40

ba

@stark torrent ieri a fost unu cu ak50

mia tras in thorax si stomach

300 damage

ma salvat netanyahu

ca nu a dat pen cu m33

[ancient marsh]

NOOOOO

THERES FOUR ROMANIANS IN TARKOV VC NOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Infinite gypsy speak feedback loop

Where did the 5k roubles in my breastpocket go

FUCK

[floral orbit]

man

post that

[ancient marsh]

Which

[floral orbit]

the gypsies stealing the russian tanks with the wheelbarrow

[viral egret]

holy fuck

WENT TO FIGHT A GUY

and the TREES SHOT ME DEAD with a glock

[ancient marsh]

I don't think I can

[viral egret]

i got fucking blitzed down by king von

[ancient marsh]

Russia Ukraine is a no no

[viral egret]

xal

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

2 guys with g18s in the trees and bushes

[floral orbit]

damn

[viral egret]

king von blitzed me down

[floral orbit]

but it's gypsies

I gave you the G pass

[viral egret]

gg go next

[stark torrent]

Tigani

[ancient marsh]

Its not about the gypsies

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/squats-bissen-squatting-intensifies-gif-15052026

[ancient marsh]

Trump after he was done sucking Bubba

[floral orbit]

zi ca ti-au cerut un leu la kaufland

[viral egret]

mi-a cerut o femeie koreeana sa semnez o petitie sa opreasca omoru gainilor da plm i-am zis nu ca eu mananc pui

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

in romania sau la la ei?

[viral egret]

in romania

era migranta daia

[floral orbit]

plm ca si noi si ei bagam pui la greu

[short cove]

Dude tarkov story is shit

[viral egret]

hasnt even played live, spt player

or smth

[short cove]

Bro i havent heard once “damn the story is hype”

[viral egret]

have u even played live

[short cove]

Its always “its shit”

[short cove]

At like launch day

[short cove]

Even yall said it i think 1-3 times or so

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

Bro I understand one word at a time

[viral egret]

which one did u understand from that

[ancient marsh]

Migrant

[ancient marsh]

Kaufland

[glacial haven]

Even if that is the case, you can still connect the new game with the one made before

[short cove]

But arent you writing yourself partly in a corner w that

Like sure you can pull a terragroup out of your ass

[viral egret]

go underground in gz

pscav kills me (scav)

cant win

actual lobotomite

[ancient marsh]

Cant win with these fucking filthy disgusting nice friends

[glacial haven]

No? Tarkov was absolutely fucking obliterated, everything written after it would be an entirely different story altogether, if anything, any mention of previous bits and pieces of the Tarkov story would be more of a fan service than actual story telling

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

But just completely starting with a new book instead of a new chapter is a wild choice

[viral egret]

new day new reason for nikita to not continue his bloodline

I TRY TO BUY AMMO AND NOW IM SOFTLOCKED

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[short cove]

But arent you then more doing like a new story w some fan service sprinkled in if youre pulling a entire new story?

[short cove]

I sure am glad that BSG is a competent game studio

[glacial haven]

You just took my sentence and made it less words, yes, it's fan service but the new game will seemingly have nothing to do with Tarkov, so there is nothing that could even connect it in the slightest

Now it's just "City was blown up, rinse and repeat till prestige 6" instead of doing anything with it

[compact knoll]

Is that tarkov

Nuke it again

[glacial haven]

Could've just not added the story mode at all then because it's pretty mid, gives you no reason to play it because you get 0 rewards for doing anything (besides of labrys) and it's now a requirement for prestige

[short cove]

I just meant that kind of then just feels like new game regardless w pretty much new plot, unless they decide to recycle some elements of tarkov.

[viral egret]

i need to edit the elon meme i have to fit smth

[glacial haven]

We are just going in circles, of course it would be a new plot, even if it were a literal continuation of the story, the plot of Terragroup is done with you escaping Tarkov (with the Saviour Ending, which would be canon either way)

[short cove]

Thats what i was operating w

[short cove]

Tarkov dogshit

[glacial haven]

Then why do you have the SPT tag if it's that bad

🥀

[short cove]

Because i hate myself

[viral egret]

nvm i dont have time to edit the meme

[glacial haven]

At last, we have something in common because I do hate you too

Just kidding

[viral egret]

replace epstein's island with tarkov vc
elon is 9x39
stephen hawking is ham

[glacial haven]

lmao

[viral egret]

"doing black hole equations" but the only thing he was doing was black holes

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[viral egret]

am i lying

[glacial haven]

I don't think he was doing much of anything other than sitting near the closest electrical outlet

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

shot a guy thru a window frame

he tanked the bullet i didnt

(he shot me thru the same window frame)

god bless nikita's entire bloodline

[viral egret]

HOW

@ancient marsh 4 m855a1 headshots speed

the ulach is doing overwork for these people

this game is so dogshit

6 hitcount on him

4 times it bounced

its like im using rubber bullets

I CANT WIN WITH THIS GAME

@ancient marsh @little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll nikita is fuccking strapping me down in the cuckchair every time im close to a kill something has to fucking happen holy shit

they couldnt hire snipers this good in the fucking usmc

this is the 4th time i almost kill a guy but the timeline shifts and i either miss or he tanks it and eyes me

[stark torrent]

damn that was unfortunate

[viral egret]

ITS THE SECOND TIME i get EARS

i SHOT a guy 4 times in the head

with 55a1

and his ulach deflected each time

and he took my ears off

with his disgusting bolty

[little flame]

o7

[viral egret]

PLEASE SPEEED

[viral egret]

was THAT NOT ON HIS HEAD ALSO

desync cucked me

i have to get on my knees and start fucking praying for a kill

[stark torrent]

you full auto'd it

[viral egret]

desync on the first shot

i was aiming at his fucking head

but it didnt get registered because by the time the game processed that shit he was already running off

at this frame i shot

@stark torrent

i did it

holy fuck

i almost died to a cheater with walls

he pushed me while i was prone for a whiile

retard tried to wallbang me

no wonder he died

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sundae-gif-25035574

cryon at the end of a punisher 4 grind sesh

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @little flame wanna play now guys

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HHQcIxBpsaE?si=6o9lwFGBX_Ikjeqy

[viral egret]

@stark torrent wtf

[little flame]

if xal gets on sure

[viral egret]

yeah

[floral orbit]

just a funny little game

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

Fucking hanging myself

[compact knoll]

Leviticus 18:22

[stark torrent]

@granite coral recite Leviticus 18:22

[granite coral]

Leviticus 18:22 states: "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

genesis 2:24

[stark torrent]

genesis 2:24

[granite coral]

Genesis 2:24 states: "Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."

[stark torrent]

@granite coral ezekiel 23:20

[granite coral]

Ezekiel 23:20 describes the lewdness and idolatry of two sisters, using vivid and graphic imagery to illustrate their infidelity and lust. It's a rather intense and scandalous passage, highlighting the betrayal and moral corruption in a metaphorical context. If you want the exact wording or a specific interpretation, just let me know!

[ancient marsh]

why do women with brown hair have such high domestic violence rates and twice the divorce rate of men with brown hair?

[keen sparrow]

Reprobate

https://tenor.com/view/take-this-rock-gif-9267856630793442480

Of course they used not an ounce of Scripture to back up their arguement because they can’t

You can choose to do butt stuff with another guy/lick another woman’s snatch, one does not decide to have brown hair.

I suppose you could dye your hair to hide your hair if you are born brunette but what does that say about ‘being born gey’

HMMM MAYBE THAT MEANS DONT DO IT

“Rex you’re so hateful, such a spiteful Christian”

Ephesians 5:11

Have nothing to do with the deeds of darkness, but expose them.

[keen sparrow]

Their parents must be great

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1438146319980953753/ezgif-4585d4a1e8b27977.gif

Matthew 7:15-20

I could go on and on

[ancient marsh]

that's just steam lil bub

[blazing basin]

@granite coral Matthew 7:15-20

bruh

[viral egret]

haha no perms

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kekaumenos-mustve-been-the-wind

[stark torrent]

this is just disgusting

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-opening-door-gif-8428241939018658016

what the fuck

[viral egret]

br0o???

epstein??

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HHQcIxBpsaE

[blazing basin]

which bible version do you prefer?

[keen sparrow]

That’s tough

[keen sparrow]

Nothing based on masoretic text

[stark torrent]

YOOOO

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-dark-souls-souls-epstein-dark-souls-epstein-gif-3311472848300011423

[stark torrent]

EPSTEIN CAUGHT ON REDDIT

[keen sparrow]

Gimme LXX Septuagint

[compact knoll]

my fucking gif

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-opening-door-gif-8428241939018658016

[ancient marsh]

JEFFREY EPSTEIN CONFIRMED ALIVE
PLAYING HELLDIVERS

[fast garden]

What the fuck was posted In the helldivers sub that Epstein is present

Oh I see the post

[blazing basin]

7:15And take heed of the false prophets! the ones who come to you in garments of sheep, but inside they are predacious wolves.

7:16From their fruits you shall recognize them. Do they collect together the grape from thorn-bushes, or figs from thistles?

7:17Thus every good tree produces good fruits, but the rotten tree produces bad fruits.

7:18A good tree is not able to produce bad fruits, nor a rotten tree to produce good fruits.

7:19All trees not producing good fruit are cut down, and thrown into a fire.

7:20Yes, it is so -- from their fruits you shall recognize them.

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Gotta say 7:19 to my unemployed bros

[keen sparrow]

Oh there’s one for that

2 Thessalonians 3:10

[short cove]

One that says if you dont produce you shall be burned?

[keen sparrow]

Even more cut and dry

If any would not work, neither should he eat

[short cove]

Capitalism

[keen sparrow]

As the apostles were living in micro-communes

Okay bro

It was so that they would not be a burden to those that they were staying with when traveling from town to town evangelising

You were to spread the good news, and have a side hustle, so as to not be a mooch

“For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.”

[short cove]

Istg the epstein files are peak “me and bro” material

Like why he like that

[keen sparrow]

What would you do if you were a billionaire with nothing but time on your hands

I mean, hopefully not fuck kids but

You’d probably be chillin all the time

[short cove]

Idk not be therapist of minors

[short cove]

Idk id probably just tism the fuck out and start growing mini bonsai trees or some shit

Maybe get into gunsmithing or chemistry

But like, not kids

[blazing basin]

Fucking wuss got some kind of Arctic worker jacket only to go to Sweden pfff

[short cove]

Istg there is legit fucking meme material in here

[blazing basin]

yeah - 14TB of shit that makes normal people commit suicide

[short cove]

Like tf is he doing

Jacket too big

[keen sparrow]

Idk if any of you watched his 2 hour long interview with steve bannon

Dude was a world class bullshitter

[short cove]

You need to keep the memeconomy in the realm of possibility, like why as example he wear a jacket this big or he on the phone

[keen sparrow]

Or is if you think he’s still alive

[short cove]

I heard his spotify playlist

[blazing basin]

it was basically a nothingburger. a show-interview

[keen sparrow]

Point is, the guy was good at math and that’s it. Other than that he was socially retarded

[short cove]

That shit was horrid

[short cove]

He wasent iirc

[keen sparrow]

Yoooou didn;t watch it then LMAO

HE WAS A MATHEMATICI-

i’m done

[short cove]

Like the guy iirc dident got a college diploma

[keen sparrow]

You’ve got brain worms

[viral egret]

was he not a physicist

[short cove]

Possibly

[viral egret]

or smth

[blazing basin]

"Gee, Jeff, you have a TI calculator, come on the board!"

[viral egret]

he did 2 years in physics

and then became a financier

[keen sparrow]

He was one of those folks that surrounds himself with people smarter than himself to feel smarter than he is

Peak narcissist behaviour

[short cove]

Waiting at the car extract:

[blazing basin]

how would that work? I think if you wanted to feel smart, you'd surround yourself with dumb people

[keen sparrow]

Exactly

You just answered your own question

Why would smart people want to hang around someone that’s fucking dumb

[short cove]

I was like 1,5 years ago working w a mf that was too stupid to boil water on a stove in a lab

I felt my iq drop with each second i spent near him

[keen sparrow]

He was a wizard at tax planning for people that were already filthy rich

[blazing basin]

The smart people waanted his funding and other benefits

[keen sparrow]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/giacomotognini/2025/07/25/how-jeffrey-epstein-got-so-rich/

[viral egret]

i wonder who the clients were

[keen sparrow]

Imagine instead of going to H & R Block to file your taxes you went to a guy with a 12 year old russian girl on his lap instead

He’s also got e-mails to and from Ariene Rothschild, take that how you will

The ‘epstein’s not dead’ rabbit hole just got a lot deeper recently too

[ancient marsh]

de Rothschild

not the Rothschilds no?

[keen sparrow]

It’s a group of bank that all have a member of the family running them

She’s just the first person to not be in the family

[ancient marsh]

my point is it's not THE Rothschilds

[keen sparrow]

No it is

[ancient marsh]

just a similar last name

[ancient marsh]

no, she's french

[keen sparrow]

Omfg…

[ancient marsh]

oh wait

no ur right

[keen sparrow]

Dude had his toes dipped in every pool. It’s actually crazy.

Meeting with the founder of 4chan and shit

It just goes on and on

Autopsy photos in the files have people thinking it was a body double as the ear folds and nose don’t match.

It’s gonna be a fun year 🙄

[ancient marsh]

nothing ever happens

[keen sparrow]

Oh yeah, for sure

It’s just all the whining and complaining about nothing happening is what’s going to be “fun”

I live with 2 other people that got into all this conspiracy shit back in 2020, when i’ve been digging at it since 2012

[blazing basin]

"insane", "conspiracy theorist", "bigot" etc until proven correct

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1468660504447680614/VID_20260203_062830_314.mp4?ex=6984d42e&is=698382ae&hm=b2bcacf30672214e857d079c8fb2dbb7e76ae807a4deff6ea16fddad770d426c&
@keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1468660718222966970/photo_2026-02-04_14-16-34.jpg?ex=6984d461&is=698382e1&hm=0cdd70d3875b56029ee97ba7b745137b013c1fd8f8a77159045718e8031da4fc&=&format=webp&width=1003&height=720

[keen sparrow]

I don’t think i will ever understand

Is Bulgaria like the mexico of Europe?

Please, teach the ignorant american

[soft coral]

watch it there , pal.

[keen sparrow]

Or don’t?

OH MY BAD

That’s Croatia

[soft coral]

well

WHAT U REACTING FOR

I"VE NOT SAID ANYTHING YET

anyway

kinda yeah , eastern europe and the balkans where me and iedy are are similar in terms of vibes to mexico and overall hispanics

cultures obv are different but if we streeetch it then yeah the balkans is kind of like the mexico of europe

[keen sparrow]

Multi-generational housing? Doesn’t believe in divorce? Spanks with sandals?

[soft coral]

yeah mostly

[keen sparrow]

A doctor’s office will use un-licensed in-authentic doctor mario merch to advertise?

[soft coral]

ok no

[keen sparrow]

Lol, i have examples from Mexico

Phillipines is called the Mexico of Asia and holy fuck is it accurate

[blazing basin]

what about additction to a consumable?

[keen sparrow]

All of the above, falls for all the pyramid schemes. Supersticious af

Addicted to name brand stuff to the point of flaunting counterfeits

[soft coral]

man

that one got me

[keen sparrow]

After the goth titanic yesterday

This might actually swing here

What do you guys think; smash or pass

Keep in mind that’s a soda tab being used in leiu of a septum piercing

https://youtu.be/YsozmnqsBNA?si=YeVLLseAmILugNlm

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/aok_pGacAGw?si=ZmREFyPu8h8Er6TS @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Hold on, this chick is gonna have a kid and the dad’s family will raise the kid till they’re 4. Supposedly.

[keen sparrow]

Okay, yeah that game’s use of brass instruments was masterful.

[soft coral]

that trumpet melody scratches the itch

[viral egret]

trans?

[keen sparrow]

Nope

[viral egret]

she is hideous

no offense

that makeup is carrying her

[keen sparrow]

It just gets worse with every second

[keen sparrow]

‘It’ btw

[soft coral]

brother wtf u watching

[keen sparrow]

They prefer ‘it’ apparently. Did i not post the link?

[soft coral]

watch porn like normal people

[keen sparrow]

Ah, i did

This is the jerry springer of this decade brother

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-PKAiVloO7gKmUcrqT3

Xal rn

[viral egret]

not even my fault i was told hes eating

[soft coral]

tfw my autistic brain wants to play 15 different games at hte same time

but i cant

[keen sparrow]

Yeah where is the peanut gallery btw

I’m missing my topic command

[soft coral]

each game scratches an itch for something else

AAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[keen sparrow]

I think about every game that isn’t tarkov or GAMMA, remember where i am in the game and just never touch it

[soft coral]

now I have an itch for elden ring

[hasty shell]

"nikita motherfucker"

[soft coral]

40 likes

[keen sparrow]

This chick keeps reffering to her future child as ‘it’

Just because you look like “It” doesn’t mean your kid has to be

Holy fuck we are doomed

[keen sparrow]

What is that

‘Nikita is a bitch’?

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[hasty shell]

ye

something like that

[keen sparrow]

Ayyyy spanish classes paid off

[hasty shell]

it is on portuguese

[keen sparrow]

WHAT

[hasty shell]

yep

[keen sparrow]

Ooooh filha

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[keen sparrow]

Is that like ‘fill-ya’?

[stark torrent]

cat on power button

[hasty shell]

👍

[keen sparrow]

I forget how portuguese does h

[hasty shell]

idk how to explain

[keen sparrow]

Like if i called @soft coral ‘minha vadia novinha’

‘Minya vadia novinya’ right?

[keen sparrow]

It’s okay

[hasty shell]

close enough

[little flame]

bros pulling on me

[keen sparrow]

I love portuguese. My alarm clock was louqinha by MC K9 for the longest time

[hasty shell]

?????????? wtf

[soft coral]

what?

I'm sorry I'm not italian

[keen sparrow]

Yeah this is the meanest alarm clock sound https://youtu.be/M8l3TA9RHE0?si=vABIsL_y3hR2frkd

Only thing that worked

Song’s raunchy af though, lol

[hasty shell]

if i woke up with this music i would laugh so much

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I am about to blow.

funny how

the only perks u need in order to break skyrim beyond belief
are green thumb and merchant
legit the ONLY one s
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Yup

Green thumb is really great with goldenhills plantation

It can have 44 soil plots, which if you use green thumb to harvest…

💰

‘Hello sir i would like all your ore, ingots, leather, and leather strips’

‘How are you going to pay for all that’

[soft coral]

DID YOU KNOW

[keen sparrow]

hands the smith one bottle of poison that would paralyze a person for a week IRL time

[soft coral]

if a lockpick breaks
it breaks in the direction of where the sweetspot is

[keen sparrow]

I… didn’t know that

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

I love how he doesn’t have to say anything, she just slowly self-destructs on her own

[soft coral]

she has to be playing some satirical character

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

hi thee

[viral egret]

hello they

[soft coral]

pun intended?

[viral egret]

asking me

[keen sparrow]

Oh she’s a hospice worker. Checks out

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame femalestein

[keen sparrow]

She picks up the body when gramps dies in the home

[viral egret]

"i like kids i like teens"

[fast garden]

are you okay man

[viral egret]

its bugged

[soft coral]

I admit it dude
skyrim is awesome

[viral egret]

ive played like 6 hours total in the past 3 days it just doesnt want to fuck off

[soft coral]

so chill and relaxing

[viral egret]

it's broken and only goes off when i turn my pc off

[soft coral]

I"M OVER HERE TENDING TO MY HOUSE MAN
IVE GOT CRFOPS AND SHIET
I"M OVER HERE STROKING MY PET FOX DAWG
@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

what happens if you task manager it

[viral egret]

its discord thats broken

[fast garden]

lol stalcraft bitcoin miner

lowkey just remove it from a tracked game

[viral egret]

wouldnt expect much else

it's a russian game

[keen sparrow]

I usually grab the angry nord punchy bitch from the tavern at whiterune make her the steward

[soft coral]

I'm right where I wanna be

[keen sparrow]

She seems liek the type that would beat farmhands

[soft coral]

Home.

[soft coral]

it may not be the home I can get
but its the home I deserve.

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

like i said

i am ingame rn but like

its not tracked or aanything

it just shows up on its own

[soft coral]

ok i was about to say something to thee

[soft coral]

but its transphobic

soo

DID YOU ALSO KNOW
if u give firewood to an inn
you raise your disposition with them
which makes the innkeeper your friend
WHICH then makes the bed u normally rent from them , free.
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

I did know that

Survival mode enjoyer here

[soft coral]

not exclussive to survival but ye

a neat trick

[keen sparrow]

Idk why, survival mode is like playing the game with a pissed of cat hanging from your balls the whole time

But then we are in the tarkov channel so

[fast garden]

like playing invictus

it forces you to be intelligent

[soft coral]

or just cheese the game and stay south for 90 days

[fast garden]

yeah that too true

even then is that so much cheese as it is just spending a shit ton of time preparing

[soft coral]

well

not cheesing but

playing veeeeeeery slow

[keen sparrow]

Getting all the recipes in the level 2 books done before you’ve even gotten the psi-helmet

[soft coral]

MERCHANT PERK UNLOCKED

SELL ANY TYPE OF ITEM

to ANY TRADER

now we can play teh game

[keen sparrow]

Walks into a shop with one potion

[soft coral]

shhh

[keen sparrow]

Walks out with a whole wardrobe

[soft coral]

do not expose trade secrets

I am honest business man

doing business

nothing more.

[keen sparrow]

I did paralysis poisons. Idk what you use.

Paralysis also trivialises all combat, even on survival

[soft coral]

got 12k gs rn

[soft coral]

uhhh

scally pholiota , mora tapinela and creep cluster

LMAO

the dwarven mudcrab can find stuff for you

adorable little guy

well

time to grind in the basement to get like 100 or so ingridients then get to 70 alchemy and its gg

[fast garden]

how to make the game not fun

or how to sap some out

[little flame]

been saying it

cheesing potions is so unfun for me

[soft coral]

I'm not cheesing potions

the fk

[keen sparrow]

Canis root and imp stool

[soft coral]

its a legit potion u can make

to get money

?????

[keen sparrow]

Two ingredients, 44 plots

[soft coral]

the fk am I cheesing

[fast garden]

one potion into shop

+3000 gold

its kinda cheesy

[keen sparrow]

Singleplayer game btw

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901396700629983245/1057395022644912219/20221221_180639.gif

[keen sparrow]

That is almost old enough to vote

[soft coral]

hey not my problem those ingridients make the potion that expensive

[stark torrent]

i got potion on my dick

[fast garden]

fella

[stark torrent]

@little flame did your fart melt your pc man

orbital gas strike

[soft coral]

WHAT

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT

[stark torrent]

he said he ripped a good one then he disconnected

and left the game

[fast garden]

shit his pants

[little flame]

sharted

[fast garden]

gg man

[soft coral]

HAHAHAHA

this fucking chat

[keen sparrow]

Beautiful

👻

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow usaid canis root and imp stool?

[keen sparrow]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

now he put his mic in his ass and farted

i really should ban this british cigarette

[little flame]

?????????

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

I doubt the potion will be more expensive than the one I make

but

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[soft coral]

it onnly needs 2 ingridients

so technically it might equal out

cuz u can make way more

[keen sparrow]

I usually wear like an amulet and circlet that have 12% better potions as an enchantment

Nothing too crazy.

[soft coral]

real money making is getting to 100 enchanting then making 4 piece gear set with max grand soul gems of alchemy and then making the potions

[keen sparrow]

That and then make enchanter’s philters, yeah

And then re-enchant the whole set after drinking it

[soft coral]

HOW DONT I HAVE COCK ROOT

[keen sparrow]

It can break your game though

Skyrim is old so the numbers can only get so big before the shit just crashes

[soft coral]

well

if u use the restoration potion loop then ye it might crash

but there is a way to do it within the game limits

I think I had a guide saved o nit