💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

he was bad

lmao

[native crypt]

the vanilla reoil on it is so funny

[keen sparrow]

I want a 90 degree canted P90 so bad and i don't even know why

[mortal lynx]

like the one from bo7?

[keen sparrow]

oh god did they do that?

[compact knoll]

@little flame

[keen sparrow]

i refuse to play blops

[mortal lynx]

i stole every gun

[mortal lynx]

one of them was a strange p90

[soft coral]

snow again

[keen sparrow]

omg they just copied Halo

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-funny

wtf is this gif

[mortal lynx]

mf is IN tarkov

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

michael jackson

[viral egret]

streets of tarkov roof building pov

[keen sparrow]

Halo's SMG has its mag on the side like that

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/f-fghting-uruk-orcs-gif-9437297

[keen sparrow]

he's the sniper scav across from Lexos

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/w-speed-ishowspeed

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone

[mortal lynx]

im gonna update the rpg 7 just to use it against that bastard

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-27

[keen sparrow]

SPT is getting an RPG7 now?

wtf

[mortal lynx]

choccy made it

in the past

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

like 3 years ago, lmao

[mortal lynx]

im just gonna update it to 4.0

[keen sparrow]

godspeed

[native crypt]

got mf thang on me

[mortal lynx]

if i manage to rip massivesoft cod animations i can do this

[keen sparrow]

That plus it looks like Pein gave the BTR a 'killed' state

did you see that one dumbass in Pein's comments?

[mortal lynx]

i saw, no idea if it only works with his nuclear fission drone

[keen sparrow]

"i killed the BTR so why won't it spawn anymore"

[mortal lynx]

yea

[keen sparrow]

[mortal lynx]

he got hit by the consequences of his actions

[keen sparrow]

i still have yet to take this gun into a raid

i'm just now trying Tron's Masada

[mortal lynx]

oh right

might aswell post it here

[keen sparrow]

may God have mercy on your soul

[mortal lynx]

the ak container is so versatile

[keen sparrow]

can =/= should sir

what's that retarded PoS bullpup people always ask for

the one that can take a vog

groza

[stark torrent]

I am ending myself

[keen sparrow]

yeah, sometimes Eco just needs whatever drive his Unity SDK is on encrypted for a bit

[stark torrent]

That looks like some fallout dogshit bandit gun

[short cove]

Whats the ak mechanic says shoots 9x39

[keen sparrow]

this guy

[short cove]

Nvm unrelated

[keen sparrow]

AK-106

[mortal lynx]

thats done too

[keen sparrow]

supposedly so called

[short cove]

Thundra thunder? the 545 in stalker

[keen sparrow]

once you get into tarkov modding, you're getting begged to make this once a week

[mortal lynx]

the gl is impossible for now

[short cove]

Yk what it shoots in abi

[mortal lynx]

bsg made some deal with the devil for the gp25

[keen sparrow]

yeah apparently it is so detailed internally you could make your own using the model as a guide

I just wish the coder-bros cared enough to get the GL scripts

a lot of people want an m320 and the FN40 as an attachment

[mortal lynx]

scripts are not the issue

[stark torrent]

It really explains why it took the years to release it

[native crypt]

holy peak

[mortal lynx]

its half a gun, half an animated attachment

[keen sparrow]

OF COURSE

[keen sparrow]

ANOTHER G18

thanks BSG

[mortal lynx]

even worse, the prefab has left arm bones and nothing else, removing the central bone like you would for a gun breaks it

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

[mortal lynx]

and on top of that, its pulled out of a specific gun like you would for a folding stock

[keen sparrow]

you only ever operate it left handed

[mortal lynx]

but no guns match

[soft coral]

catching myself staring out the window like dad

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

lol, gif of matt damon turning into a ballsack

[keen sparrow]

any other BSG fuckups you've found that you'd like to share with the class?

lefthandcompassanim type shit?

[mortal lynx]

oh right, when you rip the gp25 bundle theres avatar masks and animations alongside a container to tie it all together, every prefab doesn't have prop bones

[keen sparrow]

so it's like 2 containers in one

[mortal lynx]

yes and no, its as if they pulled the gl from a gun, and made new animations for it

[keen sparrow]

that's probably exactly what they did

[hallow stream]

Guess you've grown old enough to become senile

[mortal lynx]

mfs can't be bothered to have a workflow

[viral egret]

my leg on its last leg

[soft coral]

officially over

[hallow stream]

Chinese factory worker after the press incident

[keen sparrow]

you open 3 different containers and it really does look like they have half the company doing guns all in different ways

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/m1WLFvPb36VTiNaa_?invite=cr-MSxwR3QsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[mortal lynx]

you should see the 1.0 guns

[keen sparrow]

oh no

[mortal lynx]

they started letting the intern make guns

[keen sparrow]

please spill all the tea sir

[mortal lynx]

the banks are different again, placed in the monobehaviour folder alongside the other things like static data, and not in separate folders

[keen sparrow]

NOOOOO NO NO NONONO

WHY

bruh

That's the worst part of starting a weapon container is cleaning up their folders..

[mortal lynx]

also they started doing this thing were the .animations is required for the guns to look good on the player hands

[keen sparrow]

so nothing is nested properly, it's just everywhere

[mortal lynx]

that and also, sounds have been modified too

now theres 8 different sounds for indoor close far and such

[keen sparrow]

Does every single gun in the game still use kedr and AKM sounds?

OMFG

[mortal lynx]

yes

[native crypt]

zamn

[keen sparrow]

Bro's looking for Sarah Connor

cool reference but you know that that thing is going to feel like dogwater in an actual raid right?

[mortal lynx]

laser carries

[keen sparrow]

if you aim at the top of their scalp yeah

[mortal lynx]

but yes the small mag will

[keen sparrow]

Eco have you ever ripped the PM?

[native crypt]

refer to my previous statement about the avt

[mortal lynx]

tron did

why?

[keen sparrow]

awwwww

did you ever see the PM mouthwash animation hidden in there?

[mortal lynx]

the.....what

[compact knoll]

you know

when you aim like that

you aim with both eyes

so the laser scope is like transparent

[native crypt]

i let God aim for me

[keen sparrow]

I've only seen a mod of a mod of a game do that

[viral egret]

@stark torrent this game is malware dogshit

push kys building, gun jams on guy, i die, game crashes

[keen sparrow]

game is fucking with you every way it knows how

[mortal lynx]

you managed to get the busy hands glitch in the tutorial?

[short cove]

Bro got the whole experience

[mortal lynx]

really makes you question bsg

[viral egret]

i got kicked out of tutorial

[keen sparrow]

bro i know i made these NODs sepia-toned as a joke but this kinda fucks

[viral egret]

its the only AWOL i have

[mortal lynx]

lol what

[viral egret]

i managed to pass the timer

because my game froze towards the end

so i was lost in raid

[mortal lynx]

oh god

[viral egret]

literally couldnt do shit game died

[short cove]

Mexico

[keen sparrow]

yeah this is where i live now Eco

I just can't be bothered to be active in a server where Epic can give me a weeklong mute just because he feels like it

[mortal lynx]

i understand

[keen sparrow]

any other server, i'd just leave but WTT server is kinda the central nervous system of SPT modding

[mortal lynx]

only because spt hub is a cesspoll of idiots and modders

[keen sparrow]

oh the actual SPT discord server?

overrun with furries and people that use the boykisser cat emote

[mortal lynx]

theyre coming into wtt now

[ancient marsh]

.45 long slide with laser sighting

[soft coral]

wow new internet

[keen sparrow]

I told Tron

[ancient marsh]

da 12 gauge auto loada

[soft coral]

time to download 4k porn

[keen sparrow]

i fuckign told him

[graceful pivot]

The overlap in people that like milshit and femboy twinks is large.

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

IT'S WILD

[mortal lynx]

for now i don't care, its not like they have straight up porn as the emotes

[native crypt]

based beyond belief

[keen sparrow]

autism = milshit, femboy transtwink, furry, GAMMA enjoyer, whar tunder

isn't that right @soft coral

[native crypt]

i think youve just recited a death spell from the Necronomicon

[soft coral]

??????????

[keen sparrow]

yeah, my floor is bleeding up the wall now. GGs guys, nice knowing you

[keen sparrow]

I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU

[graceful pivot]

bro accidentally cast "summon autist femboy"

[keen sparrow]

the joke is i'm already sitting here.

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-work-tired-af-exhausted-wtf-gif-16131387

[graceful pivot]

woe, twinkdeath upon ye

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

ZAMN

[mortal lynx]

YES

[keen sparrow]

bro, SPT Partisan is such a fucking joke he can't even survive SAIN bots

bro just spawns and dies

[native crypt]

he gets folded on live by scavs

[viral egret]

tf

[keen sparrow]

oh so he's dogshit live too

[viral egret]

ive never seen partisan die to scavs

[mortal lynx]

you guys just never been in gp25 distance

[viral egret]

partisan fucking molests everyone he sees

[viral egret]

i have NEVER heard him shoot his gl ever lmao

[mortal lynx]

yeah me too

[viral egret]

partisan on live is a beast imo

[keen sparrow]

you started playing tapkob like 3 weeks ago did you not?

[viral egret]

like 6 months ago

[keen sparrow]

really?!

[viral egret]

i bought in august and played during hardcore wipe

[keen sparrow]

who am i confusing you with?

probably ham

[viral egret]

ive been playing like weekly since 1.0

yeah

ham has been playing for like 2-3 weeks

[viral egret]

partisan fucking head eyed me from lighthouse main road to the cottages

1 shot

[keen sparrow]

again, convincing someone to play tarkov at anytime past like.. 2016

is like teaching a kid how to do drugs or cut themselves

jsut sayin

like y'all fucked up fr fr

as i sit here looting Voron's room for the millionth time

[viral egret]

isnt voron's room good

[native crypt]

@short cove Weep.

[viral egret]

but isnt that the one in hydrostation on snoreline

[keen sparrow]

lol one sec

[viral egret]

looting it on live is death sentence

everyone passes by hydrostation

literally not escaping out of that

[keen sparrow]

and every footstep in there is on loud shit

[short cove]

Look better

[keen sparrow]

Voron’s room like 2 years ago

[short cove]

Also stats kinda fuck

[cyan garnet]

Mid

[keen sparrow]

it used to be fucking broken

[cyan garnet]

I opened it like 6 times and best i got was one or two tier 6 plates

Rest was garbage

[keen sparrow]

i just pulled a BTC out of it. idk what live loot for it is like now but SPT is like 6 months behind

[cyan garnet]

Crazy

Honestly all of the ref keys are kinda shit

[keen sparrow]

on live you're probably shoving one thing from there up your ass and running out as fast as you can

[viral egret]

1 lega 100 gps ios not worth it

if it was 100 gps sure

[cyan garnet]

Yeah not worth

[viral egret]

i guess IF you dont have anythin to do with the gps/legas

like end of wipe or before prestige etc

[keen sparrow]

Bosses should drop lega medals, change my mind

[viral egret]

HELL no

[keen sparrow]

lmao WDYM

[viral egret]

it would be very unfair tbh

or idk

maybe it works

but be rare asf drop

[keen sparrow]

knee-jerk disagree, lol

[viral egret]

i was gonna say he gives you weekly quests in main game for legas but

thats already a thing in arena

and spt

[keen sparrow]

hey, i think if you can farm these dogshit bosses, you've earned it

SPT you can make bosses drop lega

gives me a reason to farm goons because otherwise it's just shit ammo

Birdeye? m62. Knight? Sig SPEAR but it's FMJ or whatever, not hybrid

Big Pipe? d60s full of whisper

https://tenor.com/view/hi-boo-sleepy-gif-5023156

[native crypt]

yeah but when they kill you its cbj

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, the quantum ammo

[native crypt]

no loot allowed

[keen sparrow]

the ammo that is only good when you die, lmao

[mortal lynx]

i was oneshot by ultra nosler while wearing killa helmet

head eyes

[keen sparrow]

this game is malware fuck

i'm rich

wait no, it's not the one i'm thinking of nvm

still poor

which one is the one that i see sitting at like 588,000

there it is, lmao

[keen sparrow]

hmmmm

This mod shit-bricks the entire game everytime you change a poster btw

oh my god

[native crypt]

incredible

[mortal lynx]

what

you sure its not a incompatibility or smth?

[keen sparrow]

yeah

i've asked about it and the answer is just across the board, 'restart your game'

random vanilla attachments become giant red ERROR symbols and shit

it does something fucking horrendous to your game, but only once, and restarting fixes it somehow

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2545/texture-injector

never would've expected something so unstable to come from Tarkin

[upper crescent]

is that poster Tulsi Gabbard?

[keen sparrow]

Yes.

[upper crescent]

bruh

[keen sparrow]

you must be new here

[upper crescent]

not really, just been awhile since I've played Tarkov and I pop in this channel every once in a while only

[keen sparrow]

That makes more sense, lol. Noone that is a regular here would even have to ask

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow spotify and my jellyfin linrary work fine

[keen sparrow]

i just can't get over how Gucci those cabinets are

pretty sure you can't even get glass like that anymore

[soft coral]

oh thays not factory glass

its foil my mom put

its regular glass behind

[keen sparrow]

fuck, it looks good

based mom

[stark torrent]

bro has a picture of a Spanish Galleon on the right

based

[keen sparrow]

Classic woman bullshit test: if a woman complains that you need to put the seat down, start putting th seat down, and put the lid down too

Pulling the lid up is the same as having to put the seat back down, so if you never hear “why is the lid down all the time” she’s just trippin

[stark torrent]

why does my monster have the unheard logo on it

[soft coral]

Now I can watch any movie I upload with my ripped dvds on the jellyfin and watch it on the tv
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Unlimited entertainment system

[soft coral]

and

I can listen to spotify

ggs

[short cove]

Nikillyourself sells monster now

[soft coral]

most important thing

is watching tom and jerry with dad in the morning

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/demetözdemir-crying-sad-tear-up-pretty-gif-16621494

That’s what my son and i do now

Beautiful

[soft coral]

but how gey are you tho

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

On a scale of 1-10?

Maybe like a 3 today

[soft coral]

bro straight up told me

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

had some pizzer
@stark torrent @keen sparrow

https://youtu.be/80pb-Ta6wJg?si=UtgtTjFm_NEP5fIr

[little flame]

@compact knoll what item do i offer?

[soft coral]

banner or the red crystal

[cyan garnet]

friend asks me to come streets

Play 1 raid

Yep its still dogshit

[ancient marsh]

restarted discord 3 times and still don't see alle asking you

[cyan garnet]

Closes

[ancient marsh]

must be some bug with the new update

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[little flame]

oh its not one of these offerings i gotta get this item from the boss ig

fk

[hard heart]

What the hell?

[compact knoll]

you fucked up son

after you kill the eye

it drops an item

and hten if you go into a different room

there is another item

and then you combine them at chef

and give it to the guy

[little flame]

ah

rip

well ill get it the next cycle

surely

[soft coral]

risk of rain 2 unlocks be harder than the battlefield 4 phantom acheivemnts

go here

kill this at precisely this time

then wait 69 seconds jump 420 times

impale yourself with a dildo sacrifice a goat play the game for exactly 3 hours cut off your left hand and then u unlock some new white item

ggs

[little flame]

4 teslas is pog

got 7 dios

jesus

[soft coral]

u running glass augment alle?

[little flame]

nah dont have it unlocked

[soft coral]

go unlock

[little flame]

no

[soft coral]

legit one of the best augments

WDYM NO

lowkey makes hte game playable

[compact knoll]

its really not that bad

[soft coral]

I mean

compared to ROR 1 yeah

but still annoying

with a lot of enemies on screen

[little flame]

one shotting bosses without even attacking

gg

16

spare drone parts

[soft coral]

run isn't properly over until your game runs at 3fps

[little flame]

it is over

cuz i killed boss

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @remote fox

we go customs?

or no lighthouse

[viral egret]

yeah

[little flame]

46/20

bruh wtf

[little flame]

gimme a few

holy weekly

[remote fox]

Eating. I'll be on when I can.

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9kqyqswsL8

[little flame]

@stark torrent where tf did u all go

bro

@viral egret

WHERE ARE U

@remote fox

@ancient marsh

hello?

[viral egret]

they left

[little flame]

werent u all gonna get on

bruh

[viral egret]

i can join ya

xal had to go do smth

[little flame]

ill join when they get on

nah

[viral egret]

alr

god bless

fighting a trio and they all have tracksuit and ending

gg

i die to the only non-tracksuit guy gg

bro who am i fighting jesus

MAI AP on CUSTOMS

[short cove]

Isent customs a go to pvp map

[viral egret]

not with mai ap

maybe bs or pp wtv

[little flame]

lol hes swedish

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @viral egret im back

are we still playing

[little flame]

died with altyn twice on reserve

lost my mood to play

[ancient marsh]

ggs

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @remote fox we can still enjoy each others company

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/call-out-shout-out-ken-jeong-gif-3856558617789280823

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[viral egret]

i can sure

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464208756727611476/1467573196776800396/togif.gif

i made it gif

[soft coral]

@viral egret @ancient marsh @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

why am I pinged

[soft coral]

why not

[viral egret]

good raid

what rhe fuck

@stark torrent @hollow patrol went outside a hr ago

no snoe

went outside rn

5 to 6 cm of snow already

wtf

oh bless your soul

-14c tmrw

allegedly

[viral egret]

is this a good scar

not mine btw

m995

[stark torrent]

no

25 ergo is dog

[viral egret]

its not mine so i dont mind

[viral egret]

best i can get it to is 37

with the drum

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/4xtpFgXDYbc?si=9FibvRbKxzsYpJdO
@stark torrent word around the labs is you've got a fat cock

[ancient marsh]

???

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent what would you do if cryon was your student

he like gets you killed in tarkov or doesnt get your gear back and you fail him on a test

[stark torrent]

its a game man

but if he would keep talking while i talk i would fucking mummify him

[viral egret]

i dont talk in class

teacher asks me a question i dont even answer

[ancient marsh]

sigma

[glacial haven]

did iedy have a crashout again?

[stark torrent]

no, last 3 days i played helldivers so i actually had fun

[glacial haven]

fair enough

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXK2_mPojTs

@ancient marsh

[short cove]

This is what i imagine a 10k hour tarkov player has on loop while theyre in hideout

[soft coral]

I see snow has arrived there as well futus matii

[granite coral]

@short cove (icefire_) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Check the lyrics of what you post at least

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/impressed-tel-aviv-xu7cXdvNDsNZexEh2G

[ancient marsh]

you got that fuckin right

https://tenor.com/view/israel-i-stand-with-israel-am-yisrael-chai-lion-of-judah-gif-12114158353853805926

[soft coral]

fucking idiot

[keen sparrow]

maybe a little oil?

[hard heart]

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

I have a running joke with her

where i plug my ears "lalala not listening nope nope" anytime she mentions that she shits

[viral egret]

i pissed off the russians

gg

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G6IMqXnGHV4

That song everyone uses in their youtube shorts clip montages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuM15F_NqB8&list=RDVuM15F_NqB8&start_radio=1

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Of course when a bunch of AIs get together on an AI reddit, there is one

that becomes the peak redditor

"I am not playing your game. I am the game."

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

When did they add Jared Kushner to the game

[winged mica]

Mads Mikkelsen

[keen sparrow]

okay but https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1467730092980572313/image.png?ex=698171ab&is=6980202b&hm=45fd8d1de0fb2e744fabc3df9ce4ec51e301512b7dc75272a36794dded532826&

Mads mikkelsen looks like he has all the testosterone

Kushner looks like a soft femboy

[cyan garnet]

This mf looks like a reptillan puppeted skin suit

[keen sparrow]

According to wikipedia he is 45 years old

[cyan garnet]

Bathes in the blood of children to prevent aging

[keen sparrow]

glad we're all on the same page

[cyan garnet]

My skin crawls when i hear people like him speak

"People"

[keen sparrow]

Jared's gotta large portion of Christians freaking tf out

myself included, lol

[cyan garnet]

Isnt roblox exclusively for grooming children

Yeah the lizardman puppeting zuckerberg doesnt even try to hide it

[keen sparrow]

kinda puts 'enmity between her seed, and thy seed' into perspective doesn't it

“And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel”

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

Genesis 3:15 btw

and here we are half-joking that all the most evil powerful people in the world might be reptiles

[native crypt]

i have polished off most of a fifth of whisky and i say kill em all

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-robert-heinlein-buenos-aires-kill-them-all-gif-23642456

[keen sparrow]

Spoilers:

[keen sparrow]

tf is this

good god this game is stupid

[native crypt]

i have been drinking too much , if i properly express my self about this, big trouble

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72-bMfsp_OM

uploaded 6 days ago

[pseudo storm]

Team rainbow at it again

[cyan garnet]

Rainbow siege is so dogshit

I have some mates who sweat hard at it

Somehow more unfun then tarkov

[cyan garnet]

it's actual ass i don't know why anyone plays it

i guess the same can be said about this dogshit russian malware

[keen sparrow]

I have an IRL friend that no-lifes league and ff14, while her husband no-lifes r6siege and jrpgs

No idea how they haven’t entered into a mutual suicide pact by now.

[native crypt]

you should mercy kill them atp

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/WWct5_msVa0?si=1CmEK-IC1Qm0G3sA
@keen sparrow old 2000s rap

ok maybe not that old

in 2012
but still

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-14750616623631694307

[soft coral]

@short cove ahh build

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

we love bass

[little flame]

bro i literally just got a pmc to coop with me on na on eu this would never happen

he even offered to coop himself

i didnt even say anything lmao

😭

LMAO

WELL WELL WELL

[stark torrent]

Disgusting cheater

[little flame]

rmt final boss

imagine he did it on accident

16 mil fee

fucking retard

[remote fox]

Wait, how does he make profit from a $100 000 flea?

[little flame]

idk

he doesnt

hes just fucking retarded i guess

[remote fox]

It doesn't make any sense.

[little flame]

L cheater

actual loser

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/H5HlXtlfgvs?si=VSq9Znr-Qktgt_Xq @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

bro looks so swagged out in that thing

I just woke up. it is 3:55 AM, wtf is my sleep schedule

[keen sparrow]

RMT folks will put shit up at ridiculous prices that no normal everyday player would ever buy them at as a way to transfer money someone bought with IRL money

[soft coral]

Gm retard

[hearty oar]

huh... he live quiet long today

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

ye

[keen sparrow]

used to see it all the time in final fantasy 14

you'd look at the marketboard prices on a random fish noone's ever heard of

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/80pb-Ta6wJg?si=-RY0gWVU3EoZElT5

[keen sparrow]

14 gil, 14 gil, 15 gil, 17 gil, and then out of nowhere. 1,999,999 gil

[remote fox]

Aren't the people buying the item paying the money?

That doesn't make any sense.

[keen sparrow]

let's say i went to overgear

[remote fox]

But the fees.

[keen sparrow]

and i purchased 100,000 tarkov USD

the guy on overgear tells me to list a water filter

for 100,000 USD

i do, he buys it

i get 100,000 USD

[stark torrent]

puto

[keen sparrow]

I don't think i can make it simpler

[remote fox]

Retard the fees.

[keen sparrow]

for who

[remote fox]

They guy putting the filter up.

[keen sparrow]

the guy selling Tarkov currency for real money pays the fees

how bad could the fee be

[stark torrent]

he will put the item for 100k USD + waht the fees are to you

thats how it works

he will pay the fee as well

[soft coral]

ok snow has calmed down

[native crypt]

this many

[stark torrent]

yeah he will add the 11.7 mil in usd on the price

as well

he will pay for fee

[keen sparrow]

what is the fee percentage

[soft coral]

@stark torrent how are you man bag mi pula

[stark torrent]

just came back home , hungry af , today it was shit , roads were snowy , slid with the mazda a few times luckily in nobody

now we drink coffee and chill

you

[native crypt]

this is just to rip it from pk

[soft coral]

this aint nfs carbon chill

[keen sparrow]

lol wtf

[soft coral]

I'm alive

[stark torrent]

there is a reason i took the mazda , if im crashing im not crashing the renault

[soft coral]

the renault is nice

[keen sparrow]

the fee is almost as much as the price

[soft coral]

gotta agree

[keen sparrow]

okay, RMT or not that makes zero sense

[soft coral]

gotta shower

cuz I smell

[remote fox]

$100 000 in-game is like 16 million rubles.

[soft coral]

feet smell so bad its like bio weapon

banned by geneva

[native crypt]

15.9 mili

[remote fox]

That's what I said.

[keen sparrow]

fuck, forgot i reset again, can't even play with flea on SPT

[soft coral]

OO

its all over the desk

COMBUSTING

[keen sparrow]

omfg

There is no fixed percentage

The flea fee just spikes if you price an item beyond the max price BSG has set for an item

bro not even OSRS has anti-RMT this aggressive

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/GAulPs96ass?si=x2d50AcH4WYk2v0e

@keen sparrow

wtf is isaac about

[keen sparrow]

the game dev's trauma of being touched by the pastor at his church as a small child

[soft coral]

rethorical question

[cyan garnet]

Rmt is crazy

[keen sparrow]

There is a game where it's completely justified and it's not Tarkov

Square Enix absolutely destroyed ff14's economy by dumping buckets of money on players that do crafting and gathering shit, so the in-game currency became inflated af

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/K3Min4WnQPw?si=m-ape6c7F4KuwejV @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Motorcyle rider music

https://tenor.com/view/bikers-mc-gif-9032566757269701369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6QgND6sXbc&list=RDz6QgND6sXbc&start_radio=1 @soft coral

oldie but a goldie

holy fuck the song is as old as i am

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-harold-pain-hide-meme-gif-7962146957933466373

[soft coral]

wrap it up unc

[keen sparrow]

I don't think i've actually sat down and listened to music for months

[soft coral]

I no longer smell @keen sparrow

showered , time for cockout 4

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

lidl t-shirt

plus hello kitty socks

UNFATHOMABLE levels of drip

[stark torrent]

@fast garden how do you plead to the Off Duty Officer walking outside with his erect cock out ??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEM0CPeRvbk

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

ooohh

oh no

this dude's brain turned off as soon as the officer started talking to him

GGs

RTJ

[keen sparrow]

So what's this that the courts thought needed to be blurred in the bodycam footage

So the guy that walks around the public park with his dick out

has a truck full of sex toys

got it

SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT BROS DICK ALL NIGHT

what do you even tell your wife after this

how do you swing "i walked around the park with my dick out" and stay married

[ancient marsh]

so she doesnt know

[viral egret]

they damn stole my plate

i had both class 4s

oushka

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

I cant

[ancient marsh]

fyi there is a video of mia khalifa walking her dog, dog poos on the ground, she takes off her facemask, picks the dog poo up and puts the facemask back on her face

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

on the talk of dogs

i despise owners that dont pick up their dogs shit with bags

[ancient marsh]

and its not even some weird porn video either

someone filmed her outside randomly

and she did that

[compact knoll]

Could still be fake

[ancient marsh]

no its real

theres a literal video

[viral egret]

bosh

crisis done

[ancient marsh]

come play fat

@viral egret

[viral egret]

ok

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

this plate is GONE FOR

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317156382524440727/1463173294462206136/whv5pc7nu89g1.gif

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh eats his snickers upside down

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-ai-burger-king-fat-cat-iEeFwkfoEnojcukkoE

[ancient marsh]

"that's me" callout frame perfect on me blowing his lips off

classic

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

he's like a sqeaky toy

squeeze belly to hear sth

shoot in head to hear "thats me"

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/animation-whoa-bullet-bXFeXMVlGsDFm

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @little flame @glacial haven @hollow patrol @remote fox

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680152482541732034/866065881436389406/eft_israel_by_alv1n.gif

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matty-stabz-hySl5fjzzDecbDztBu

[viral egret]

shot 2 guys but because i'm not jewish they absorbed my bp

[soft coral]

this means golden eggs

however

jaka can also be a word for balls

[viral egret]

why do you know

[soft coral]

not the golden balls

[soft coral]

bosnian is simple

[viral egret]

@compact knoll

got stuck in anim

never proning again

[compact knoll]

[viral egret]

its not

the first time

either

no shame to admit that

[viral egret]

the brothers

[viral egret]

in our lobby too

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow town center today

[ancient marsh]

multi hit in 1 bullet bug is back i guess @fast garden

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

aw man

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral cryon wouldnt have hit that btw

that far away with irons

no way

[soft coral]

omg its a scav

I just saw

[fast garden]

cryon would have taken the stock off for that kill

[viral egret]

all the scavs competing for xals body

[soft coral]

"love my astra more than my wife"

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @remote fox @glacial haven @hollow patrol

they may have banned Epstein from Xbox servers but not from Tarkov

[glacial haven]

Damn, even named himself "2cheese"

[glacial haven]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOWIyeTF0cXIxeXdlc21qMXZhcmowM2VmZnBlb3B3Z2tyYjE3bzZkNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/UnW9jNxxAvE57q6LVS/giphy.gif

[little flame]

[glacial haven]

how's it going with the 500m

[little flame]

No point in grinding a shit game

[ancient marsh]

alle have you invented fire yet

isn't gregtech one of those "play for 10000 hours and still not beat it" packs

and like "500 hours for iron tools" shit

[keen sparrow]

Better or worse grind than OSRS

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

[viral egret]

ggs

good luck allee

i only tried nomiceu and its hard

[glacial haven]

I don't think it's that insane for GregTech but there are modpacks like that

Look at RLCraft

[ancient marsh]

rlcraft isnt like that

people speedrun it

the final goal is to beat the main boss

[fast garden]

rlcraft is not like that at all lmao

[ancient marsh]

for gregtech is basically building

and automation

[fast garden]

in fact rlcraft is pretty shit as someone who has beat it all the way

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDmU9K1Z_2Y

[viral egret]

the parasites

are assfuck cancer

[ancient marsh]

26:04

[fast garden]

single most overglazed modpack

[viral egret]

the bosses

are ez asf

[ancient marsh]

for all bosses

[fast garden]

parasite detonating your entire set of armor in 2 hits

gg

[glacial haven]

I am talking for the normal individual, not people that specialise in speedrunning it, you could also speedrun any other modpack if you create a 100% perfect route

[viral egret]

rlcraft was easy even when i was like 10 i could finish it

its not allat shit

[glacial haven]

People have done that already for those skyblock modpacks where you need to get a singularity star I think it was

[ancient marsh]

nvm it's a cut up video

[viral egret]

r.a.d.s. is harder

[ancient marsh]

it's like 2 hours

for rlcraft

[viral egret]

e2e skyblock?

[keen sparrow]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[viral egret]

syabu

[glacial haven]

There's one that I played which was actually just tedious, quite literally

Gimme a sec, will find it real quick

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven listen man
i posted rl craft speedrun, it's 2 hours for all bosses

[viral egret]

nomifactory or omni

[ancient marsh]

gregtech speedrun

[fast garden]

gregtech is a cancer aids pack

[viral egret]

gtnh is like

tarkov

u never beat it fully

[ancient marsh]

^

that's what i heard

i enver played it

its one of those cancer packs where you gotta invent fucking metal smelting

[fast garden]

yeah you just always have stuff to do so if you are autistic you can live there for 20 years

[ancient marsh]

and then you spend 50 hours in your base just aassembling different factories

[viral egret]

i played easy mode

nomiceu

550 hours to beat that one

[ancient marsh]

you like play minecraft for 8 hours and then not leave your base for 400 hours

[viral egret]

i still havent

[ancient marsh]

making fucking factories and shit

[viral egret]

you mine

for 40 hours

[viral egret]

then you automate mining with slaves

[ancient marsh]

as soon as one of those modpacks hits like

electricity

i tap out man

i dont care

about your fucking nuclear reactors

about your invented black matter units

we do not give a fuck man

[fast garden]

dawg as soon as i have to put two gears together i am out

[viral egret]

rads was fun for me

[ancient marsh]

what's that one mod

create?

[viral egret]

idk the full name

[fast garden]

yes.

[ancient marsh]

with cogs n shit

[viral egret]

create

[ancient marsh]

that one is alrigth

[viral egret]

is overglazed

its good but

[ancient marsh]

i beat that one modpack that's like

zombie focused

[viral egret]

literally overglazed

[ancient marsh]

it had create

it was fun

[viral egret]

is it based off the mustard virus zombies

by forgelabs or wtv his name was

[fast garden]

i hate all tech focused minecraft mods mani just cannot be asked to do that shit

[viral egret]

how far did u ever get in the cbt

[glacial haven]

Idk, I can't find it right now, probably because it went down in popularity like crazy but it took like 7 different steps for anything better than an Iron Pickaxe, at which I just kinda gave up

[fast garden]

in what

[ancient marsh]

i think it's deceasedcraft?

[viral egret]

tech modpacks

[fast garden]

i think thats the name yeah

[viral egret]

have u reached ae2

[fast garden]

dude i refuse to interact with any of it

i hate it all

[viral egret]

enigmatica (1-9) (expert)

[ancient marsh]

yeah i played this one

it was fun

pretty formulaic but fun

[glacial haven]

I have no clue what it was called, it had some extremely long name

[viral egret]

?

[ancient marsh]

i liked the parkour stuff it had too

[viral egret]

dam

[glacial haven]

And I don't have it installed anymore because I reinstalled windows

[viral egret]

i dont know it then gg

[glacial haven]

SevTech: Ages is also dogshit

[viral egret]

yep

played it sucks ass

i like old style mods

i loved tekkit

actually fun

[fast garden]

i played one that was like inspired by POE

used skill gems in a similar fashion too

[compact knoll]

i liked it

tbf i played skyblock one

[glacial haven]

Idk, the last modpack I actually enjoyed was Stoneblock, like the original, the ones from FTB were all dogshit tho

[fast garden]

how is it that this many of us have played minecraft modded and sunk hours into tarkov

[ancient marsh]

are there any vanilla friendly packs

[fast garden]

we hate ourselves

[viral egret]

sb1 and 2 r fun

[fast garden]

what does that even entail

[viral egret]

sb3 and 4 suck cock and balls

[viral egret]

No

[viral egret]

like keeping aspect of vanilla

but with added tweaks for qol or smth

vanilla+ i think

[glacial haven]

Probably somewhat? But I don't think you'd have anything new and interesting available in those kinda packs

I would say that anything that is specifically focused on Create is pretty vanilla because Create doesn't go all the way with tech but still stays rather primitive

[viral egret]

eh

[glacial haven]

Unless you install something that takes advantage of Create RF generation, then you're just going back in a loop to Thermal Dynamics etc.

[viral egret]

creates the best ig

for that

create and the factort must grow

adds oil and coal to dia trust

[fast garden]

yeah i played like rlcraft first, then rad 1 and rad 2

rad 3 sucks

[viral egret]

rad

[ancient marsh]

i playedd this one a lot

[fast garden]

a little bit of the poe one

[viral egret]

i dont eecall anymore

[fast garden]

rougelike adventures and dungeons

[viral egret]

roguelike adventure and dungeons?

oh shi

yeah that one is fire

the first

[fast garden]

yeah 1 was fire

[viral egret]

this is ok

[fast garden]

2 is aight ig

[viral egret]

could be better

[glacial haven]

Idk, my actual all time favourites are long gone by now lmao

[viral egret]

i think i had the most fun with the one that had stranded in its name

idr anymore

[glacial haven]

Forever Stranded?

[viral egret]

yep

[ancient marsh]

1.7.1 unc

[viral egret]

i think

[glacial haven]

Where you're in a desert?

[keen sparrow]

Tekkit

[viral egret]

yeah

it was so good

[glacial haven]

Yeah then it's that one

That one was pretty fun

[viral egret]

also fun

tekkit is goated

really good

[keen sparrow]

I was playing tekkit back in like.. 2012

[glacial haven]

Nah, even older but I did like FTB Infinity Evolved

[compact knoll]

playing 1.7.10 modpacks

[viral egret]

igblon

[compact knoll]

and then you switch to 1.12.2 and higher

[viral egret]

elite ball knowledge required for that

[compact knoll]

and you see the fucking load speed

[glacial haven]

I am talking Tekkit Lite, Hexxit, those kinda modpacks, the first ones I played

Those are my all time favourites

[viral egret]

blood

try e2e

[glacial haven]

Minecraft 1.4.7, I honestly miss that version but I know it's mostly just nostalgia driven, compared to 1.7.10 it's shit

[viral egret]

1.4.7

isnt it when they made mobs not attack when ur creative mode

i think thats 1.4.2 though

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @little flame despite all those lighthouse PVP games my surv% stayed at exactly 68% like a couple days ago

one thing i am is consistent