💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

than what previous fallouts had

[next temple]

thats like the only good thing about it

[soft coral]

first offtopic

[keen sparrow]

First fallout to make power armour feel like you're wearing a mobile home on your body

[soft coral]

nowthis chat is spamming about fallout 4

NONE of them are good

[keen sparrow]

FNV is sweaty booty cheeks

[compact knoll]

youre the one to cry when we talk about tarkov

[keen sparrow]

i do not understand the hype

[soft coral]

nah nah I dont mind

just pointing it out

[glacial haven]

Funny story about Far Cry 2, when I was extremely young, I already played Far Cry 2 and had a mate come over, he got nightmares from the healing animations

[compact knoll]

it has good story and attention to detail

the gunplay is cancer tho

[keen sparrow]

BASED FC2

[compact knoll]

GET OUT OF ME HEAD MAN

GET OUT OF ME HEAD

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-dj-spit-get-out-of-my-head-charlie-pim-gif-25405188

im not playing enlisted

never again

[keen sparrow]

Yo i'm installing that shit, fuck it we ball

[glacial haven]

He was not allowed to ever communicate with me again because his mother told my mother that he couldn't sleep right for days and wet his bed

[keen sparrow]

He doesn't know it but you made him a better man for it

[compact knoll]

i remember i played metro 2033 on my friends pc

[glacial haven]

He turned out to be gay

[compact knoll]

and there is a point in the story

[keen sparrow]

goddamn it

[compact knoll]

when you walk out or into the metro station

and you pick up a shotgun

[glacial haven]

lil typo

[compact knoll]

and a chimera jumpscares you

[keen sparrow]

I mean, i carry a purse around in public, i can't really judge there

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

okay okay

but HOW

do you carry it

[keen sparrow]

long strap over 1 shoulder

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2297mxrYLBAC4XkhXs39If?si=05068a6432dc4a1c the courier be like

[compact knoll]

FA

nevermind

[soft coral]

furious anal?

[compact knoll]

close enough

[keen sparrow]

like this

NOT this

[soft coral]

that little sweater would look good on you

[compact knoll]

okay youre fine

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

now get ready for the ubisoft launcher

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's gonna cockblock me hardcore

[compact knoll]

just

uhhh

get it from different soruces

at this point

fuck the ubisoft launcher

[keen sparrow]

the fuck is this relic from the past

[glacial haven]

And even though the Ubisoft launcher is absolute dogshit, it's still better than the Epic Games Launcher

Gotta love it

The Epic Games Launcher runs at a fluid 2 frames per sometimes

[keen sparrow]

thing just installed C++ redistributable from 2005

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-harold-pain-hide-meme-gif-7962146957933466373

it's like, refusing to play in fullscreen, wtf

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

whaaat the fuck, lol

[soft coral]

what?

[keen sparrow]

were you making the giga chad guy?

god-like jawline

[soft coral]

HAHAHAAH

what is this

[keen sparrow]

Far Cry 2's community section being a steam community section

lol

[soft coral]

ok i forgot

how BORINGGGGGGGGGG

the start of fallout 4 is

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll

@fast garden

wow they actually put all events here

Targrad Tales

[viral egret]

didnt

[keen sparrow]

This is literally the only guy in the line-up that makes sense

[viral egret]

2025 winter event

isn't it over already

[stark torrent]

Mortar Strike was also mega boring

[viral egret]

iedy wanna play

[stark torrent]

nah later imma chil

[viral egret]

i need to do some woods, goop is calling me'

alr

[soft coral]

Survival mode with fast travel and quick saves at any moment is actually quite fun

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4npJNt6mP4K7ivKkfn

[keen sparrow]

Skyrim survival mode is fucking brutal, i can only imagine what F4 survival mode is like

[keen sparrow]

CIA sends a dude to war-torn african nation to bag a weapons dealer

and then 9/10 people in the roster are white

[soft coral]

way easier

its MILES easier

[keen sparrow]

one of them is a chinese guy, lol

[keen sparrow]

i thought about it, yeah, what would radiation even do in survival mode that it doesn't already do in standard gameplay

I have soft-locked a whole playthrough on survival mode just by being up by winterhold without food

[soft coral]

yeah in skyrim if u can't find food youre fucked

in fallout

food is literalyl everywhere

animals are everywhere and random food can be found throughout the world

and water is of no shortage too
traders sell water and purified water can be farmed in the thousands with the purifiers in a settlement

the diseases are annoying

unlike skyrim you dont have an argonian race that is immune to disease

[keen sparrow]

Survival mode deathtraps in blue, beachfront vacation property in orange

[soft coral]

tbh the immunity to disease of the argonians is an underrated perk

disease is very fucking annoying

randomly get pecked by some rat
disease

[keen sparrow]

I remember them being far more annoying in morrowind+oblivion

where getting a disease from a rat could plant you in place

[soft coral]

ok I might genuinely be autistic or something

[keen sparrow]

because your strength just took a 20 point nosedive

[soft coral]

I downloaded skyrim and shoved the mods inside
deleted it to download fallout 4

then I remembered

oh wait falout 4 early game sucks dick and I will fall asleep

so now I'm reinstalling skyrim

I think there might be something wrong with me

[keen sparrow]

I'd just sit outside and drink beer at that point

[soft coral]

I live in an apartment

can't sit outside

no porch

[keen sparrow]

aids

[soft coral]

Cock

[keen sparrow]

not even the tiny one?

[soft coral]

no

[keen sparrow]

this poor bastard

that's in Portland, 80% chance those clothes meant to dry are going to get rained on

never thought i'd say it but i really miss that shithole

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/4A6p3TtgOuORhxb0WR1Zu6?si=XIYZkPxDRJiThsTvcUUfoA @keen sparrow

Piano goes hard

[keen sparrow]

when it comes to this paper, my shit comes in pages

[soft coral]

FORTUNATELY a bar

https://open.spotify.com/album/0hicPZUVybpVZxRgTgJ6ga?si=35GjG1atQOO5hV9vEYDnFw
@keen sparrow

Listen to the lyrics of this

TRUST

just trust

[keen sparrow]

you know i'm an oldhead that hasn't seriously listened to rap since like.. 2011 right?

[pallid bolt]

I wish someone would start making mods for games like Skyrim, CP2077, Fallout, where you don't start from the very beginning. It would drop you off at a point just after all the starting bullshit but you can choose what skills n shit you want to have at exactly that point

[soft coral]

ok idc go listen to the lyrics of this song

[keen sparrow]

those most definitely do exist for skyrim and fallout

[soft coral]

these LITERALLY exists foy Fo4 and Skyrim

alternative life or something like that

[keen sparrow]

and Phantom Liberty DLC has a start option of skipping the Konpeki heist entirely

[soft coral]

theres also mods to actively STOP you from getting the advancement in the main story

[keen sparrow]

i click play button and it does nothing, GG

[soft coral]

maybe click the link

[keen sparrow]

clicked the link, is there supposed to be 🚫 on the play button?

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

personally one of my favourite rappers is this guy https://open.spotify.com/album/1rM3JOw6PilCUL4GXU0WCi?si=2x8OWZUkStaikUAmfFqsmQ

[viral egret]

this guy failed to shoot a scav 8 times

[viral egret]

with a vpo

[viral egret]

what

[keen sparrow]

boring ass game

not your fault

[viral egret]

boohoo

i had fun

that guy has 1k hours and doesnt know the near emercon camp spawn

[keen sparrow]

same handguard all the time

[soft coral]

MY AR GOT BREAST CANCER I FELT THE LUMP IN IT 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[viral egret]

na

i use like

3 different hgs

[keen sparrow]

also your light's on the retard side

[viral egret]

idk i dont use it

isnt it best under the handguard

[keen sparrow]

PMC is a right handed shooter thus light should go on the dominant side

you get to see more without exposing as much of your body

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

kinda, you get less suppressor shadow that way

[soft coral]

willing to bet 10 bucks they still haven't fixed the canted sight ignoring part of the ergo penalty

[viral egret]

play the game and find out

[keen sparrow]

Bro's asking the earth to stop spinning

[soft coral]

nice try

[keen sparrow]

he has like 10x your playtime

already knows what you don't

[viral egret]

trying to trick him back into tarkov like i tricked ham to buy tarkov

[soft coral]

I said it

because I haven't been keeping in touch with the changelogs

though

knowing bsg

I'm sure its NOT fixed

[viral egret]

just play the shit game alerady

[keen sparrow]

That's like teaching a kid how to steal

shame on you

[viral egret]

in romania there sno teaching them how to steal

it's embedded in the genetic code

[soft coral]

you of all people are the least likelyto make me re-install

[viral egret]

glad i could help

[keen sparrow]

lol, oh my god, ivan and cryon got history?

[soft coral]

we dont

[viral egret]

naur

[keen sparrow]

ah okay

[viral egret]

i mightve interacted with him a few times like last year only

[soft coral]

I'm just saying that he isnt likely to make me re-instal out of all the other retards in this chat

hes the LEAST likely

[keen sparrow]

bet Iedy could make you check your drives to see if you had the space to

but not actually do it

BSG would have to add Hello Kitty or something

idk

[viral egret]

make you check your drive but you realise its not there

[soft coral]

thank god its not

waste of space

[viral egret]

the entire drive

gg

[soft coral]

REX IS SO GEY HE LOVES COCK

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/please-give-me-cock-korean-english-gif-14448929

[soft coral]

true

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/still-baby-ai-tuff-leEaj4bfvcgSpqDYg7

[viral egret]

iedy ba

a tras de opt ori si a ratat fiecare data

incerca sa omoare un scav

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

I'll download the big stuff through Mo2

[stark torrent]

my mouse fucking died

cock and pula

guess imma go take a nap while it charges

[keen sparrow]

move to South Dakota. idk why a state like ours has fibre, but we do.

weather is probably the exact same too

lol

[soft coral]

this isnt that fast

I had 300 megs download when I lived in plovdiv through satelite cable internet

american internet isn't impressive I'm sorry to say

[keen sparrow]

oh i'm aware. pissed me off to see third world mexico had faster internet than Portland

like what are we even doing

[soft coral]

its because you never invested in the proper infrastrucutre

morons

[keen sparrow]

takes 20 minutes to install a game but we have infrasonic weapons to make people ears bleed with helicopters

GG

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/us/don-lemon-arrest-minnesota-church-protest.html?unlocked_article_code=1.IVA.qddu.bKtB9yDqbaVP&smid=url-share

Lol i’m sorry but if feds arrest you, they have a good case

[soft coral]

here we pay 15 euro bam gigabit internet

suck a cock amerikanski

[keen sparrow]

218 MB = 1 hour

Where’d your bandwidth go

[soft coral]

retard I'm downloading like

7 files at once

while skyrim was downloading too

???????

IS YOU DUMB

nvm you is dumb

[keen sparrow]

Still it shouldn’t be that slow

[soft coral]

it shouldn't

but its my parents internet

they pay for 150 megs or something

[keen sparrow]

How old is the router

[soft coral]

router has nothing to do with this also I'm using an ethernet cable not wifi

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll

[soft coral]

I would let her

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

brother

I've worked in this industry

please

[keen sparrow]

Having a hole drilled in my wall for ethernet cable was the best decision i made in a year

[soft coral]

keep your mouth sshut

before I shove my dick in it

[keen sparrow]

Was it for 2 weeks?

[soft coral]

no

[stark torrent]

N word you were a fucking call center man

[keen sparrow]

🪦

[soft coral]

ok so

you do realize

that I still have knowledge

on how shit works

RIGHT!?

you are grasping that concept , YES?!

[stark torrent]

Cant you work again in the same thing

[soft coral]

I'd never

it was horrible

[stark torrent]

Worse than factory

[soft coral]

people all day yell at you for something youve not done

or cant do anything about

yeah thanks grannie kys

[keen sparrow]

It’s okay pookie bear, the telephone can’t hurt you anymore

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Which one is xal

[soft coral]

I know like 15 people in this chat

xal is 3 of them

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @stark torrent

[viral egret]

artyom is 0.5

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-3115675412957431622

Finally i get a name to this man

Mourinho, that’s portuguese af

HOLY BASED

‘Nah, sorry mom, fuck all that noise’

[soft coral]

mourihno is like top 5 men of all time

together with Jeremy Wade

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent remember to wash yo ass

inb4 "he who cleans expects visitors"

[keen sparrow]

What are we doing

[soft coral]

[gritty python]

i have found america’s greatest export to tarkov

https://youtube.com/shorts/reYFUTaGRAk?si=HnjzjjUqUgWcJVj-

[remote fox]

Rewriting history, I guess.

[viral egret]

@little flame u wanna do some story stuff with me

[little flame]

not if the others arent joining

cba

[viral egret]

damn

idk where xal is

@stark torrent you wanna run trios and do story shit for me

maybe xaal joins

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

im gonna play with some friends

[viral egret]

alr

i'mma go find all the shit i need for my story path then

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ePJ6cf4Krr4?si=2wV4BMBYo4vuopJ_

Who let this troglodyte out of the womb

[soft coral]

decide to download the bestiary
this pops up

@keen sparrow

what the FUCK is this shit

why do u need all of this for a bestiary menu

like WHAT

[keen sparrow]

Lol, skyrim mod dependencies go hard

[soft coral]

Love it dude

[keen sparrow]

Cyberpunk is like that too. Gotta install like 5 different fucking code frameworks to even start installing real mods

[soft coral]

u want to install a mod go install 35 other script bullshit stuff and some fixes and then some libraries

????????

[keen sparrow]

Yup

[soft coral]

this is why

[keen sparrow]

Gotta teach the game new tricks

[soft coral]

I dont like modding my skyrim

the SPID and some of the other stuff

each require another download btw

which ofc the creation hasn't put an installation

actually kys

[keen sparrow]

You don’t like Papyrus*

Because if it was worth a damn, this wouldn’t be an issue

[soft coral]

this shit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-jugger-nuggets-gif-19032506

[soft coral]

the fk am I reading bro just tell me how to isntall this crap

HOW DOES HTE BESTIERY MOD

HAVE MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS

?????????????????

[keen sparrow]

Look again

[soft coral]

?

just tell me

[keen sparrow]

Bestiary author is retarded

[soft coral]

ok so we dont need

no ide what to download now

cuz nobody fucking puts ANY information in their descriptions

morons

[keen sparrow]

oh so we just postin nasty garbage now

okay

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

I will not bother with the bestiary

if you can't make your mod properly and make me download 300 other shit

go and dip your balls in frying oil

FUcking hell man

is this gamma or what

[keen sparrow]

the face one makes when their scrotum touches boiling oil

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

LASS 1.0 was like this

Needed like 5 other mods before LASS

I think 2 of them came with gamma meaning anomaly mod

So aids

[viral egret]

hoowww

speed gimme a dolla

[stark torrent]

poor

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317156382524440727/1463173294462206136/whv5pc7nu89g1.gif

[viral egret]

is this good

[stark torrent]

Yes you find cofdms there

[viral egret]

aaamn

[hard heart]

What the fuck did I walk into?

[keen sparrow]

Isn’t she pretty?

[hard heart]

[viral egret]

wha the actual; fck

[hard heart]

Im not gonna be able to sleep tonight

[keen sparrow]

You wouldn’t drag your dick thorugh a mile of Therapists shit just to see where it came from?

[viral egret]

no?

[keen sparrow]

Nevermind, we’ve all done the shoreline tasks

We did it for free

[fast garden]

that bitch gave me a black keycard idk what she gave you

[hard heart]

The Churdly, old and greasy nana just wrapped up like a gift

its a nightmare fuel

[keen sparrow]

Churdly

[viral egret]

fent

[keen sparrow]

That’s a new one

[fast garden]

therapist is unironically the most evil person in tarkov

[keen sparrow]

I do pick her for chemical 4 every time

[hard heart]

That injector case to be good

[soft coral]

Man I ripped a huge fart

[keen sparrow]

evil fuckable

[soft coral]

damn it smells

[viral egret]

i be siding with skier

i have 2 injector cases already

[keen sparrow]

The fart that makes you rage when you huff it

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Lmao

[soft coral]

sighhhhh

[keen sparrow]

YO

what if

Okay

[soft coral]

.....

[viral egret]

no

[keen sparrow]

What if there was a pill you could take that would make it so when you fart, anyone that smells it wants to fist-fight

[hard heart]

So like, berserker aura?

[viral egret]

just eat eggs and whatever makes it smell worse

stench so unbearable they'll fistfight you

[keen sparrow]

This nurse i used to work with, we had a plan

We were going to make a pill that makes your cum addictive and habit forming

https://tenor.com/view/yes-hell-evil-smile-evil-grin-close-up-gif-16483956

How we got any work done, i do not know

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[viral egret]

anything but getting work done

[soft coral]

my guy

what am I reading

[viral egret]

you are no better

[hard heart]

Im scared

[keen sparrow]

Bro, just imagine your girl swallows once, and suddenly she has withdrawls the next day

[soft coral]

what is he saying what the FUCK is blessing my eyes

[viral egret]

#💣tarkov-released message

[soft coral]

why is this white single dad talking about pills that make u cum and want to fight people

?????????????

mate there isn't a place in hell that would want to torture you

[keen sparrow]

Single dad?!

I thought we were married Ivan

Ham said so

[soft coral]

ham is romanian

his word dont mean shit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-blink-what-excuse-me-blinking-gif-15220902

[viral egret]

hello game????

4 pbp headshots???

[viral egret]

test drive 2 is impossible

[soft coral]

what was td2

[viral egret]

bro just bounced 4 pbp headshots

[viral egret]

MP5SD

gz/inter/streets

[soft coral]

damn

that sounds ez

mp5sd is amazing

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

Id pull up on fucks like I'm king von

[viral egret]

you dont even know

how shit

it is

[soft coral]

I've used it in the past

its an smg I like

[viral egret]

this wipe it seems dogshit

[soft coral]

have u considered youre dogshit

[viral egret]

i've seen people bounce so much pbp

[viral egret]

not even a ME issue

xal has had pmcs bounce like 4-5 pbp in a row

all heads

[keen sparrow]

Wait

[viral egret]

like yes i'm not good at the game but

[keen sparrow]

Cryon how many solo raids have you done

[viral egret]

there is no way hes bouncing so much pbp off the fucking class 4 helmet

[viral egret]

i have 711 raids ive done ~300-400 solo

[keen sparrow]

Oh okay

[viral egret]

im decent

ish

pmc raids

[keen sparrow]

Was gonna say maybe going with people like iedy is a crutch and it;s time to kick it

[viral egret]

no i can handle solo aswell

[soft coral]

cryon can handle solo and multiple men

[viral egret]

its not so hard to fight people when youer on the same level as most of them tbh since theres alot of new playaers

[soft coral]

hes experienced

[viral egret]

you can handle this entire chat at once

even at peak hours

[soft coral]

I learned from xal

[keen sparrow]

He’s mine, hands off

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

damn

[soft coral]

oops

difficulty slider broke

forgot the fix has to be before skyui

woopsie daisy

[viral egret]

attempt 2 to get my td2 kills

maybe the scope was the issue

[soft coral]

OMG

no wonder youre shit with the mp5sd

WHAT IS THIS

[viral egret]

i killed 3 people with this gun in 1 raid

[soft coral]

moon telescope on a pair of tweesers

[keen sparrow]

not allowed to say anything about my mod builds ever again

[soft coral]

bro what is that name

[viral egret]

i could do worse

way worse

i went in with a mp9 and a 3-10x scope before

[keen sparrow]

yeah i remember that

[viral egret]

if it can kill it will

[keen sparrow]

i wonder how the target acquisition time was with that

right click -> immediately 3x magnification

[viral egret]

very fast

i only met 1 pmc

he also killed me but he bled out or smth

3x is apparently good enough to look into someones soul on woods

[keen sparrow]

omg look, she looks so happy

[keen sparrow]

it's kind of hilarious the scopes this game has considering the map sizes and layouts

[viral egret]

5-25x

only useful on lighthouse/woods

[keen sparrow]

exactly

[viral egret]

or snoreline

apparently

[keen sparrow]

i had a 1436 meter kill (SPT) on lighthouse but it took a 60x scope to do it

I think when i asked the SPT leaderboard mod author what the average engagement distance was they said like 45 meters

[viral egret]

damn

[fast garden]

and i want to say thats probably longer than the avg in live tarkov too lol

[soft coral]

I like that

the wagon u hire

in skyrim if u own a house

can take you to more places than the regular city ones

[keen sparrow]

cock-blocked by the current converter once again

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2X485T9Z5Ly0xyaghN73ed?si=cbf558dd6df54db9 @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

the fog

[compact knoll]

wait he cant see spotify links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMRhx71bGo4 @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

i just sniped a guy with this mp5 @keen sparrow

gave him straight head with pbp

[keen sparrow]

well yeah, semi auto is a thing

[viral egret]

no follow up shots either

1 tap

if he wasnt blueberry helmet i wouldnt see him thru the cum fog

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @viral egret Patch 0.4.4.0 is scheduled for the end of March, and it will bring the long awaited content to EFT: Arena. You can expect new weapons, including the AS VAL MOD.4, AK-308, and NL545, new equipment, weapon attachments, W-tasks, audio engine improvements, an updated DLSS, and much more.

[keen sparrow]

what i'm talking about is how is that thing going to work at close to mid range

[fast garden]

sorry bro i tried to clean up but i guess it got all on the inside of the scope

[viral egret]

BOOOSH

[fast garden]

jfc how long did it take them

[stark torrent]

still 2 months away but oh well

[viral egret]

faaah you this is why my razors are so stained

[stark torrent]

jesus christ

[ancient marsh]

"just breathe when it goes in" aah song name

[remote fox]

NL will be 5 lega, calling it.

[ancient marsh]

...end of march.

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-card-credit-xGOPX4IY24tM1JZnHq

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

ive always said advocating violence is off limits

BUT

[fast garden]

they should make the mod 4 tied to either completetion of the quest for it in tarkov or for a similarly bullshit task in arena

[viral egret]

weapon task for as val

should give it tbh

or on sr3m

[remote fox]

250 kills on shotgun to pay lega medal for Saiga...

[keen sparrow]

Cryon type build

[stark torrent]

Several quality of life improvements are already planned and will be added later this year. The in-game quest system will become deeper and will be divided into multiple categories;
Daily tasks will become simpler and less tied to specific modes, and players will receive bonuses for completing tasks consecutively;
Weekly tasks will be replaced with an entirely new activity system;
Also, Arena will introduce unique in-match objectives with increasing rewards for consecutive successful completions.

[fast garden]

in match objectives..?

artyom throwing the game because he has to get 5 pistol kills in one life

[remote fox]

This shit would be so cancer.

[viral egret]

nice idea

[remote fox]

"Why are you using a bolty?"
"I need 2 headshots within 3 seconds"

[keen sparrow]

THE FUCKING MUZZLE SMOKE

https://tenor.com/view/tom-scott-vaping-smoking-coughing-nazarino-gif-20386028

[ancient marsh]

40 gp and best 9x39 ammo is fmj

take it or leave it

[fast garden]

real

[ancient marsh]

fun fact, the device on top of the gun measures the framerate, not the distance

[fast garden]

guns a literal beam so

[fast garden]

would be funny if leg meta 9x39

[ancient marsh]

asmongold clip

[keen sparrow]

bro has a response for everything i guess

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1466809631878811678/IMG_20260130_165731.jpg?ex=697e186c&is=697cc6ec&hm=77037d9a2c4ffc317ec582e7a2775c9dc114f85b73c23b46443cebe5700aba11&=&format=webp

copilot
generate artem kissing his dad on the mouth

[keen sparrow]

'lose social permission'

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @glacial haven https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1466842359240065094/RDT_20260130_1807371942520252210663211.jpg?ex=697e36e7&is=697ce567&hm=dcd602b8ead266a53cefc59030186f587771b1aed7ca84436e0fab2cd1d1e278&=&format=webp&width=528&height=824

[keen sparrow]

oh so they know they're being dickheads

[fast garden]

oh its already gone pal

[ancient marsh]

finally, a celebrity that wants to shut the fuck up and dance like the monkey they are

https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-2206768696017558523

me on right

every celebrity on left

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108795464230387812/1114595737884442695/holy_fuckk.gif

[ancient marsh]

perfect society

[viral egret]

no wonder he died

2 more victims today

@stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh @compact knoll

i was wondering wher ehe was

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

shot so hard he curled his toes

[soft coral]

man I love hearthfire so much

[glacial haven]

what

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

I make my own house and stuff
I furnish it
i put a nice greenhouse in there

@keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

the state gang finds me in after i didn't pre-nade tagilla's dungeon on interchange

[keen sparrow]

That’s more like it

[glacial haven]

xal when fridge empty

[ancient marsh]

what am digging into

[glacial haven]

hoping that they sent a MRE in that crate

[ancient marsh]

i had one actually

[remote fox]

Early grave probably.

[ancient marsh]

a russian one

it was okay

[ancient marsh]

that's not nice man

[keen sparrow]

are you done playing already?

[glacial haven]

Never really got my hands on a MRE, might order one some day

[keen sparrow]

The American ones are...

eh

[remote fox]

MREs are expensive as shit.

[glacial haven]

I imagine it's like plane food, it tastes best when you are in the middle of nowhere with nothing better available

[keen sparrow]

i don't think they're as terrible as people make them out to be but

i wouldn't want to eat them every day

[ancient marsh]

i still have the fuel tablets

[soft coral]

what?

who said I am

[soft coral]

in that sentence

?????

ITS COSY

[ancient marsh]

the one i had was canned stuff

[soft coral]

YOU FUCKING

[ancient marsh]

it wasn't like true true military MRe

[viral egret]

gonna go eat

[ancient marsh]

it's like half civilian i think

[soft coral]

THIS GUY

[keen sparrow]

look at this dude yelling at his wife

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh test drive 2 is fun

[keen sparrow]

classic

[viral egret]

i shot 2 rounds my entire raid

[ancient marsh]

mp5 isn't awful

[soft coral]

man I'll beat yo ass too

[ancient marsh]

but you need pbp

[viral egret]

i used some guys m4

for scav kills

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108795464230387812/1114595737884442695/holy_fuckk.gif

[glacial haven]

Was it Tushonka? I am saying that because I have no clue what Tushonka actually is

[viral egret]

first guy i shot from the mounted MG aall the way to the restauraant

[ancient marsh]

tushonka is stewed meat

[viral egret]

headshot instnatly lmao

[ancient marsh]

it's like fatty fall-apart meat in a can

it's great

[ancient marsh]

it's basically meat, fat and seasoning all in one

combine it with buckwheat

and you have a full meal for real cheap

[glacial haven]

I saw General Sam eat it and he said it's like the meat between the joints of a cow or something?

[keen sparrow]

ewww

i hope not

[ancient marsh]

idk where he got that from lmao

also you dont eat tushonka straight from the can "raw"

[keen sparrow]

Sam is a bit overly dramatic

[ancient marsh]

like it's cooked

but like

[glacial haven]

He did that

[remote fox]

Hey man, don't look what goes into chicken nuggies.

[ancient marsh]

imagine you have fatty food, and you put it in the fridge

let it solidify

and then eat it

and then complain it doesnt taste nice

[glacial haven]

But at this point I think it's more for comedic effect than actually trying it

[keen sparrow]

yeah beef tallow isn't good when it's room temp solid

[ancient marsh]

you absolutely heat it up

[viral egret]

what a m4 i got for free

[glacial haven]

Oh I know and you better not look what goes into Vienna sausages

[ancient marsh]

p much meta

[ancient marsh]

is that hot dogs

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[glacial haven]

Yup

[ancient marsh]

canned

oh god

[viral egret]

for free aswell

[ancient marsh]

but yeah tushonka isn't like super bad cuts of meat

it's usually chunks

[viral egret]

i literally didnt even do much that raid

[ancient marsh]

like this is tushonka

[viral egret]

xal

i left that guy looking like the swas in the military box

[ancient marsh]

it's big chunks

[keen sparrow]

just give it a month or so, you'll have like 40 of them all missing pistol grips stuffed in a thicc weapon case like sprats in a can

[glacial haven]

If I had to eat canned food, I would probably go for those fish filets in various sauces, those are actual bangers

I sometimes eat them like that

With like 2 or 3 slices of bread

[viral egret]

its definetly going into this

[keen sparrow]

see?

already started

[ancient marsh]

yeah meat doesn't really work like that, you need to cook / heat it

[viral egret]

yeah its a tip i learned

im normal edition i have to do this for space

[ancient marsh]

you know what also goes insanely hard when canned?

peaches.

best fucking fruit snack

canned peaches in syrup

makes you fucking bust into your pants bro

[viral egret]

i agree

peaches are goated

[glacial haven]

I know, it's usually already pre-cooked or whatever, so it would be safe to consume cold but still, it'll be like actual rubber if you don't hook it first

[ancient marsh]

it's always better to combine it with something

and heat it

tastes 10000 times better

maybe even like a sandwich

but i only had it with buckwheat

[viral egret]

@keen sparrow THIS is why i have a scope on it.

[glacial haven]

I know, back when I was younger, my mother used to make cheesecake herself and used to put canned peaches on the crust before pouring the cheesecake mix

[ancient marsh]

you know what's the texture of buckwheat with tushonka?

it's like

[glacial haven]

But sliced them up first, not the entire half thing

[ancient marsh]

pleasantly greasy

it becomes like porridge

and every bite has some strands of meat

because it's slow cooked so hard it falls apart

like that

it's really nice and hearty

[fast garden]

it looks nasty but thats also exactly how a roast looks when we put ours in the fridge

[ancient marsh]

wholesome warm meal

[fast garden]

so like i know its good when heated

[ancient marsh]

yeah eating it straight out of the can is like eating raw cured bacon

like sure it's "safe" but wtf are u doing

[fast garden]

cold ravioli

[ancient marsh]

actually idk if it is safe

[glacial haven]

I already ate buckwheat once but it was kinda like a porridge if I had to guess? It was alright, nothing I would actively seek out eating

[viral egret]

it's beef

people eat that shit raw

only issue is getting parasites

[ancient marsh]

buckwheat is the rice of eastern europe

[ancient marsh]

bacon isnt beef brother

[viral egret]

bro

[viral egret]

no not bacon

beef

people literally eaat that shit raw

its a meal but i dont remember the name

[glacial haven]

My ex was russian and made that once for her breakfast, I tried it, wasn't necessarily my kinda breakfast tho

[viral egret]

steak tartare

[ancient marsh]

yeah buckwheat is not a breakfast food

[glacial haven]

I mean, gotta be honest, I have different types of breakfast but all of them always contain at least one type of bread, whatever it may be

[viral egret]

xal how we feel ab that lvl 47

[ancient marsh]

what was it with?

[viral egret]

bro has 22kd and killer7

[ancient marsh]

it's a great base for stuff like goulash

something saucy

[viral egret]

3.6k hrs tho

[ancient marsh]

idk man

report go next

[viral egret]

cant report cause i shot him dead

[ancient marsh]

ggs

[viral egret]

its the guy i left in the military box

[ancient marsh]

if you killed him then he isn't cheating

[viral egret]

idk 22kd

bro is a gamer

[ancient marsh]

that is insanely sus

[viral egret]

he had his bag out in the open

i dont think he's a cheater

his ass was sticking out that's how i noticed him

[glacial haven]

Various kinds of fruits, the porridge wasn't even that bad, it's just nothing I would seek out

[ancient marsh]

he insta peeked at you

[glacial haven]

I had my bread with butter

[viral egret]

insta died too

[ancient marsh]

fruits??? with buckwheat??
that bitch is lying she is NOT russian bro

[remote fox]

Bro was peeking you.

[viral egret]

shows that radar isnt really a cheat tool for some people

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

cause they dont use it like one clearly

either way ggs +1 td2 kill

he has unheard though i can say that much

2 1x2 pockets

[glacial haven]

Idk, I didn't hate it, if you really like that kinda shit, sure, why not

As long as I don't have to eat it

[keen sparrow]

does Russia have Balut?

[glacial haven]

what the fuck am I looking at

[keen sparrow]

I was horrified when i found out what it was but it tastes like a crunchy hard boiled egg

[keen sparrow]

duck chick from the egg

[cyan garnet]

What the fuck is that

[keen sparrow]

delicacy in the phillipines

you just scarf the little fucker

[cyan garnet]

grim

[glacial haven]

good thing i am not from the philippines

[viral egret]

dont even mention this

ungodly slop

[hard heart]

Tushonka with buckwheat and pickles, its there its at

[keen sparrow]

they kept bugging me to try it "sigi na white boy, kainin balut", i said only if i can get drunk first

it wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be

[cyan garnet]

Dont those mfs eat literal garbage

[keen sparrow]

they eat durian

which smells like garbage

and jackfruit, oh my god

blech

[cyan garnet]

Ive been to manila once

It was kinda cool

[keen sparrow]

don't get me started on dilis fish. they call it 'stinky fish' and still cook it in their house

[cyan garnet]

Cebu was nicer

[glacial haven]

it's like those century eggs for example, i know people eat those but i wouldn't even touch that, leave alone eat it

[keen sparrow]

smells like butthole stuffed with wet dog

[keen sparrow]

my ex was from cebu

Illigan City

[cyan garnet]

Really nice place

Beaches are beautiful

[keen sparrow]

and you can drink on them

blew my fucking mind

open container on the beach and noone will hassle you? paradise

[cyan garnet]

You cant drink on american beachs?

Land of the free

[keen sparrow]

ha

[keen sparrow]

i was gonna say

[soft coral]

alright we got the transmute ore spell

ggs

[glacial haven]

ah FUCKING HELL NO

[keen sparrow]

There are some but. which beaches do you think everyone and their mother goes to

it's like going to a nude beach thinking you'll see front-butt

nah, just other dudes that has the same idea

[glacial haven]

the indians ate bats and now they have a new fatal virus over there

[cyan garnet]

I live like 40 minutes from the gold coast

[viral egret]

already heard of it

thanks instagram

if they keep it in their country it's fine

[keen sparrow]

yeah, it's got like a 70% fatality rate too

[viral egret]

if it breaks out faaah

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[viral egret]

no vaccine, no remedies either

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

if Plague Inc. taught me anything

[cyan garnet]

Its diabolical work to eat a bat

[soft coral]

also for that extra immersion I play on like 50/60% hud opacity

[keen sparrow]

high fatality rate can be a good thing

[cyan garnet]

We must go to madagascar

[soft coral]

we go to india

[glacial haven]

https://www.who.int/health-topics/nipah-virus-infection#tab=tab_1

[cyan garnet]

Its the only place that will safe

[keen sparrow]

dead people spread less disease

[viral egret]

liisten

[keen sparrow]

BiS starting countries in Plague were always

China

and India

[keen sparrow]

and yeah, good luck ever getting Madagascar

[viral egret]

liiisteen

if it thins indias population out

im happy

if it causes online school

its even better

[keen sparrow]

bro wants to go back to the telecommute school cage

[viral egret]

you can cheat on any and all tests in online class

[keen sparrow]

I feel so so bad for whatever kid was born at just the right window for their first school experience to be covid school

[glacial haven]

it's transmittable, those types of viruses usually spread pretty fast if there's no precautions taken immediately

[keen sparrow]

you're retarded

[viral egret]

y

[cyan garnet]

People who are like 18 now were like 12 during covid

[keen sparrow]

you're supposed to learn, not cheat

[cyan garnet]

Oldage

[soft coral]

we mde the greenery

time to plant stuff

so we can do alchemy later and enchanting

[viral egret]

yeah so like, right now, school doesnt really teach you much life skills

[glacial haven]

I honestly do not want to sit inside for another 2 years just because there's another outbreak of something

Idk what is wrong with cryon but fuck no

[keen sparrow]

this is why i called you Малолетний долбоёб

go on, ask Xal what it means

[viral egret]

put the google translate down young man

[viral egret]

i know from last time

[little flame]

bro

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure google translate would fuck it up actually, lol

[little flame]

what is this scav

[keen sparrow]

it's a slang

[viral egret]

bro

who the fuck

holy shit

whats the scav value

[little flame]

idk

lemme check

[viral egret]

very high

[little flame]

prolly 600k

idk

[keen sparrow]

he's like barely old enough to have a discord account, he'll learn eventually

[viral egret]

sj6 is 120k, labs is like 140k

340k with the 80k roubles

[glacial haven]

the cheater in that raid will fucking hunt you down

[soft coral]

but how fun is skyrim

[viral egret]

rest can sell for 100+k

~500k value ish

holy

[little flame]

ye

spot on

[viral egret]

mf's scav is worth more than my kit

[keen sparrow]

they'll be fine

AVT fucking barks

https://tenor.com/view/barking-dogs-barking-angry-guard-dog-the-dobermann-gif-19955262

[viral egret]

semi auto exists

[keen sparrow]

full auto 54r doesn't care about armour

[viral egret]

i know what else barks

but i wont' say it

cause it sounds dogshit

[keen sparrow]

a subsonic SMG with a high powered optic on it?

[viral egret]

not evn close

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ivan for that girl he's talking to

[keen sparrow]

th-that's your Mp5 bro, looool

yeah wait

[viral egret]

i know

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral what news of the quest for pussy

This is the way

i'm actually kind of surprised eft doesn't have more 9mm PCCs

[soft coral]

made a couple of potions @keen sparrow

now for the fun part

go around EVERY alchemist and buy EEEVERY ingridient they have and sell them the potions

to level up speech

then at 50 speech get the merchant perk to sell any item this includes the potions to any trader

gg we won game

[little flame]

holy

@viral egret

kek

[viral egret]

hoooly

[little flame]

bear camp had 2 boxes of 120 rounds igolnik

[viral egret]

you got more igolnik in 1 raid than i have in my whole stash wtf

[viral egret]

every time i go woods i find literally no ammo

@little flame i went emercom and left with 1 box of m856a1

[keen sparrow]

I used to do that

[soft coral]

god bless igolnik is shit

[viral egret]

out of all ammospawns there only 1 appeared

[keen sparrow]

Greenthumb perk, plant canis root and namira's rot

[little flame]

just headshot

[keen sparrow]

make hundreds of paralysis poisons that sell for like 2,000 GP a pop

[soft coral]

just headshot with 5.45 hp hten

[little flame]

the moment where igolnik doesnt 1 tap head

[viral egret]

igolnik > ssa ap

[little flame]

[viral egret]

igolnik can reliably headshot and kill

[little flame]

?????????????????

[soft coral]

thats not that much

[viral egret]

iedy shot a guy with ssa ap in the head and he didnt die

[little flame]

nvm

[keen sparrow]

i mean, if you make a potion of fortify enchnt

[little flame]

forgot how low dmg ssa ap is

[viral egret]

normal helmet too

[keen sparrow]

then enchant something to make potions more potent