💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

crazy name for a mod without context

[keen sparrow]

Yeah skyrim did a dirty

Different races used to have different starting stats and skills

Like in morrowind the most OP for a tanky strong melee build was male redguard

[soft coral]

skyrim races also start with different skills
difference is their race perks such as underwater brething frost resistance and such

the shitty part is

none of the skill bonuses matter because youre gonna level the skills the same anyway

a nord can be just as good of a mage as a high elf

[ancient marsh]

!topic @soft coral

[safe summit]

@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

If you’re playing old elder scrolls, wrong

[soft coral]

i mean in skyrim

[keen sparrow]

Yeah thats what i mean

In skyrim there aren;t major differences between different races and genders

In the older games the differences were huge

Here’s just attributes alone.

[soft coral]

ok I'm discovering some cool mods

I like this

this looks nice

[ancient marsh]

redguard
30 int

[keen sparrow]

The jokes write themselves don’t they

Only orc and nord women being as strong as their male counterparts

Oh mb it’s the same on a few

[glacial haven]

the only thing he is guaranteed to take with him in the grave is his bloodline

[fast garden]

stop resisting

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/good-soldiers-starwars-clone-follow-orders-gif-15758659

Cryon when he sees a PMC

[ancient marsh]

cryon does all that for a pmc kill he doesnt need to lie with a straight face at the end

https://tenor.com/view/миньоны-gif-24919825

@stark torrent cryon doing this to steal a pmc from me that he doesnt need

cryon when there is a pmc around the corner and he actually needs the kill:

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

[viral egret]

need a scav, shoot a pmc

[little flame]

SHAT ON 2 CHEATERS

HEHE

[little flame]

@ancient marsh guy that killed u

i think

ye

hes cheating

lmao

[soft coral]

@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent

got to keep the vest

and the other stuff ggs

[keen sparrow]

Omg they had you wearing a vest

[soft coral]

well

wasnt mandatory

[keen sparrow]

No wonder you quit

[soft coral]

???

[keen sparrow]

Oh okay

[soft coral]

mf is you dumb

IS YOU STUPID

I WORE IT

SO I"M NOT COLD

u ape

[keen sparrow]

Wear a sweater

[soft coral]

they didnt give me one

only a t-shirt and pants

[keen sparrow]

.

[soft coral]

and vest

well I wasn't working in the freezer

so noneed for a jacket

looks good? @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Yessir

[soft coral]

forgot havok fix

for high fps

ah nvm dont need it

@keen sparrow

straight up a clickbait creation

the FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK u mean forgotten season

[keen sparrow]

No idea what that is

[soft coral]

also I liek how it says

elfx hardcore esp missing when I've installed the hardcore lights from the FOMOD

????

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I'll re-arrange the order

put lights after architecture and landscape textures

nvm same shit

am confused

game launches fine

fk u too then skyrim

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/71WwYUAvtPE?si=6_k9U5-Yyr-UajRx

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow clock works too

[glacial haven]

that profile picture

what pipeline are you currently going through

[fast garden]

deadlock is a fun game man

[soft coral]

listen its ok they have a vampire girl in that game

allah says its halal

[glacial haven]

alright, as long as it stays TheNegotiator and not TheyThemNegotiator

[viral egret]

blood you shouldve been in vc earlier

it was funny

one more game, one more billion to israel

[keen sparrow]

Based

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/01/28/central-florida-man-caught-in-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-deputies-say/

[keen sparrow]

Dw, those people play SPT exclusively

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

made it look quite nice
the clock I mean

[keen sparrow]

Oh shit, didn’t know it could do that

[soft coral]

???

do what

[viral egret]

@remote fox give me like

5 min

my cat stepprd on the power buttom of pc

and it shutdown

[remote fox]

Ok man, you have to be shitting me.

[viral egret]

dw it boots fast

game doesnt

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

mexican build

[keen sparrow]

Oh this is an old save

Bro, lmao

Asked my 2 year old, ‘you good homie?’

This dude..

“Yeah i’m a good homie”

[soft coral]

?

the fk u mean old save

[keen sparrow]

You got into the dark brotherhood already?

[soft coral]

it takes like 15 minutes after u leave helgen to get into the dark brotherhood

only reason I'm in there is for the cowl it gives 20% bow dmg

[keen sparrow]

You gotta find the kid, kill the grandma, get kidnapped by blondie, kill everyone in the shack, go to their hideout

I guess you did finalise your modlist like an hour ago

[soft coral]

it doesn't take that much time

if u listen to each convo yes

if not then max 20 minutes

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

add this guy to the list

he has walls

[soft coral]

nah this save is from yesterday

I just sorted out the mods

its not an old save I legit started the run yesterday

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

headshot with 7.62x54r on naked head

it bounced

or it didnt kill idk

game broke too

4cheaters in 2 lobbies ggs man

never play arena

[cyan garnet]

I love seeing the tarkov haters pipe up in brainfart

[cyan garnet]

Always with the most retard takes imaginable

[keen sparrow]

Lol wait what do they say

Was it today?

[cyan garnet]

Have a look

Rn

[keen sparrow]

@viral egret ruined me baiting someone in here to get hazed for playing pve

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ok???

big yahu just took my damage wtf

[keen sparrow]

Get fucked

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame @remote fox

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

Yes King

[viral egret]

there's no way that isnt a fucking headshot

bro

[keen sparrow]

Did it ricochet off the dude’s earpro? Lol

[viral egret]

think so

[keen sparrow]

Game is a tragic mess

[viral egret]

he had a cqcm mask

and THAT ricochetted it

[keen sparrow]

I’d love to see the real hitbox on ballistic masks

[fast garden]

you hit the back of his armor

[viral egret]

third headshot i counted

[fast garden]

gg

[viral egret]

and iit counted as throat

[viral egret]

i had a cheater in that gaame too

unsurprisingly

[fast garden]

fucking hell man

get off the floor fatass

[viral egret]

he was walking hipfiring and hitting mostly only head

he went 52 in 13

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

next match i get this bug

my scope isnt close to my eyes anymore

10 meters away

cause playing this game for longer than 10 minutes warrants a crash or bug

[keen sparrow]

Actually goated if that’s a ‘bug’

Lol

[ancient marsh]

press tab

[viral egret]

too late now

[stark torrent]

you can see the sparks there , he hit him in the helmet

[ancient marsh]

or hold scroll wheel down

and turn ur head

[stark torrent]

king ggs

[ancient marsh]

and let go

[viral egret]

he had mask

not helmet

so idk

[stark torrent]

bruh

you hit the inside of helmet

[viral egret]

GG

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

yeah armor plates do like a dust effect when hit with larger calibers

[ancient marsh]

i think he like hit jaw

[stark torrent]

i mean it was either head or throat at best

[ancient marsh]

from a very very sharp angle

[keen sparrow]

What helmet

[stark torrent]

crazy

[keen sparrow]

I see mask straps

[ancient marsh]

cqcm mask

[viral egret]

i cant with this game

[fast garden]

cqcm hitbox so fucked you get nape from the front and altyn from the back

fuck this game

[stark torrent]

fuck this game

Thee come play man fuck Destiny

[viral egret]

tried to play this game man

tried

[keen sparrow]

Idk why they gave large calibers that huge dust plume

[viral egret]

i plyed 1 match with pheer

we had 2 wallers on the enemy team

[fast garden]

its goofy as shit

[fast garden]

man i just want to try pvp

[viral egret]

i paly 2 independent matches aand both have wallers

[fast garden]

i did the dlcs and they were unsurprisingly shit

[viral egret]

lord give me strength

[stark torrent]

simple

to see that your big caliber bullet is still dogshit

[viral egret]

time to go do some test drive

(die instantly to a cheater)

[ancient marsh]

you should try pvp in this game called Escape From Tarkov

[fast garden]

but i have not been feeling tarkov or many fps games in general

[ancient marsh]

it recently released on steam

[keen sparrow]

All the .50 and .338 have that string

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what can u tell me about Archer Queen from Clash of Clans

[fast garden]

and the new bullet

[granite coral]

The Archer Queen in Clash of Clans is a legendary defensive troop who wields a powerful bow and is known for her pinpoint accuracy and ability to shoot over walls. She can be upgraded to significantly increase her damage and health. Archer Queen is a vital part of many attack strategies, especially for those who enjoy utilizing a "queen walk." Her ability to heal herself makes her a formidable opponent in battle. Plus, she's got a badass persona and rules the battlefield with a flick of her wrist.

[fast garden]

lordhamercy

[stark torrent]

what is her milk output per shots

[granite coral]

The Archer Queen doesn’t actually have a “milk output” because that’s a silly and inappropriate comparison for a video game character! She deals damage per shot, not milk like some bizarre dairy farm. Her attack is powerful enough to take down enemy troops and structures, but keep your weird analogies to yourself! Just focus on her skills in battle, alright?

[soft coral]

WHTA AM I READING

[keen sparrow]

https://db.sp-tarkov.com/search

[blazing basin]

https://youtu.be/GVtiMS59wQo

[stark torrent]

mmm yes i love BIG ROUND IMPACT

[fast garden]

that wacky new svd i cannot remember the name of

tkpd

iirc

[viral egret]

ye

[keen sparrow]

Should see the boss AI data

Like

[soft coral]

made the mistake of clicking on this chat

[keen sparrow]

‘Get_fucked_chance”

[viral egret]

what abt guards

[keen sparrow]

This game is so fucking stupid

[soft coral]

first thing I see is iedy salivating over big round impacts and documentation of archer queen milk production

[viral egret]

im still salty sanitar guard head, eyed me instantly

[fast garden]

i thought it said ovulation

[keen sparrow]

That’s probably get fucked chance

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

He’s notorious for being asleep behind the wheel or an absolute terminator

[ancient marsh]

28

[viral egret]

i uncrouched from behind a sandbag like 20 meters away and the first shot with sks he lands in my eyesocket

[soft coral]

deadlock has had an impact on you

[viral egret]

not sanitar btw

his GUARD

[fast garden]

my b bro i saw a redhead and I started ovulating

[keen sparrow]

Oh yeah, aren’t boss guards always 100% locked in

[stark torrent]

dicks in your ass

[keen sparrow]

Like, they’re more dangerous than the bosses themselves

[viral egret]

and big macs in his mouth

[stark torrent]

and thats prob half of your output xal

[soft coral]

whats next , u getting pregnant?

[fast garden]

she can have me

[soft coral]

have you in what way young man

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

god struck me down

[soft coral]

I mean

[ancient marsh]

how did you start ovulating?

[soft coral]

ok I shouldn't be the one to talk
as the girl that likes me fingers men

[ancient marsh]

who's going to get you pregnant

[soft coral]

soo

I'll keep shut

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[viral egret]

as the girl you should meet in person but arent

[stark torrent]

farted so hard it showed on the tectonic map

[viral egret]

you miss all the shots you dont take

[ancient marsh]

not a SINGLE person out of the 600,000+ members on this server appreciates or requests this information

[viral egret]

what magnitude

[ancient marsh]

the age is showing

dad fart

[stark torrent]

.....

[ancient marsh]

no kids though

[stark torrent]

6.7

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[viral egret]

why did i even ask

[soft coral]

WHAT AM I READINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

[viral egret]

not that fucking slop

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/teboun-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-algerian-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-algeria-gif-12130802983735625712

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

calm your horses, you just said that your potential relationship partner likes switching up the roles a bit

[soft coral]

as I said

I shouldn't be the one to talk

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/good-soldiers-starwars-clone-follow-orders-gif-15758659

[soft coral]

she whips out the shibari ropes It's over for me

[viral egret]

fucking pissbox

[stark torrent]

ivan on his way to try the Big One she keeps in the drawer

[viral egret]

full length in

[soft coral]

man I cant' stop laughing

[keen sparrow]

Ayo, i can teach you ‘tortoise shell’

[glacial haven]

ivan on his way of becoming the bulgarian mr hands

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/steph-choisir-gif-16818847262015922530

[soft coral]

no thx

[fast garden]

ivan with an apple in his mouth soon

[keen sparrow]

Washington made bestiality illegal because of that guy

[soft coral]

nearly spat out my drink

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/not-ok-bad-pulp-fiction-pretty-fucking-far-gif-17263982

ivan after we ask "how did the date go"

[glacial haven]

he gave her road head

[soft coral]

she calls me the n-word

whats the worst that can happen

[viral egret]

guy shooting at sawmill

hit me in the leg

cant even scav on woods

[glacial haven]

just you wait until that bed post gets it's second use case

[viral egret]

actual fucking srtrray shot

[viral egret]

until the handcuffs come in aswell

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/assnaadam-gif-22808762

[glacial haven]

more like one of those chinese finger traps

[soft coral]

me soon probably

[viral egret]

i just got fucking noscoped while jumping

by a guy with mosin

[soft coral]

well someone has to make such a sacrifice among the friend group
@viral egret @glacial haven @keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/trump-chosen-one-gif-2111156717612704453

[viral egret]

thought it'd be xal but youre the one

[soft coral]

xal does not have the game

to pull such a baddie

lets be honest here

[viral egret]

youre not even pulling SHES pulling you to her

[keen sparrow]

I mean he pulls men so

[viral egret]

we tell you to lock in and you dont

[soft coral]

hey man I dont judge

[glacial haven]

pretty easy fix for that one, just put a padlock on the fridge and move all of the food out of it, he'll probably work on that padlock until it gives in but since there is no food inside, it'll just be a workout

[keen sparrow]

Also holds playing tarkov in high regard, so RIP

[soft coral]

I did

we both like each other you fucking retarded ape

[fast garden]

have d2 alt tabbed for a few mintues

game hard freezes

ok

[viral egret]

go meet her in person then

[viral egret]

reminds me of a game

[soft coral]

we plan on

[keen sparrow]

Diablo 2?

[fast garden]

destiny 2

[soft coral]

dont rush me cryon

[fast garden]

thats my sign i dont really need to play it

[soft coral]

why are you playingit in the first place

[fast garden]

i stopped playing around final shape and the dlcs were on sale

wanted to see what the game was like

worse than i hoped but also worse than i expected

[soft coral]

thee mightve hurt his head or something

I dont like this new version of him

soon might be they if we're not careful

[keen sparrow]

Bro….

[soft coral]

DID YOU KNOW

[glacial haven]

makes sense, it's "thee" after all, he might've planned all of this and added the second "e" as a placeholder for this very scenario

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

hemorrhoids were treated with cauterization in the past by the means of using a hot iron or coals

@viral egret @glacial haven @keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent @native crypt

[fast garden]

im lost guys

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[fast garden]

what even

[keen sparrow]

Could you imagine the smell

[glacial haven]

that's how they get you

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I didn't consider it until YOU brought it up mister

[glacial haven]

and boom, 5 months later you're on boosty

[viral egret]

why are YOU sniffing

[soft coral]

DO NOT PUT ON THE SKIRT THEE

NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING

man all of us need to go to church or something

[viral egret]

bro

i cant even play this game

[glacial haven]

he's already in an endangered space, he said himself he is built like a twink

[viral egret]

i went on a map and im pinned down between 3 snipers

how the fu

[soft coral]

so is artyom btw

[glacial haven]

one wrong step and he's adding a date with "HRT since" in his bio

[soft coral]

OOOOKAY

[fast garden]

dude on twitter last night, i saw someone talking about putting BMI in bio and i lost my shit

[soft coral]

blood u are getting reported as we speak (not by me though)

[glacial haven]

no worries, the mossad agents are already en-route making sure that report is not going through

[keen sparrow]

And so it begins

[soft coral]

allah protects us

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

thee the typa guy to pick female skins because of "smaller hitboxes"

[viral egret]

found the guy who was sniping me

[fast garden]

it all started with halo reach on the 360

all downhill from there

[viral egret]

g0od bless naades

[glacial haven]

bro's just catching strays at this point

[soft coral]

enough from me

iedy and artyom can take it away from here

[fast garden]

i vote artyom for "most likely to wear a maid dress"

[glacial haven]

why, are you going to be pre-occupied buying extra strong tape for your first date?

[keen sparrow]

Ah yes, the ‘CoD Ghosts legend’

[soft coral]

youre the one to talk

[fast garden]

this is all a fabrication

a fake

[soft coral]

NOW LISTEN

[fast garden]

a lie

[keen sparrow]

I’ll help you pick out a purse here in a few weeks once you stop growing facial hair

[fast garden]

a man changes his profile picture to another woman

after the last three were all women

[keen sparrow]

Who me?

[fast garden]

suddenly now its a problem

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/it-never-happened-jonathan-frakes-commander-riker-gif-952328961673970586

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH HOW COME THEE GETS THE SMOKE AN DNOT ME

[soft coral]

yeah but u put some middle age politician

[glacial haven]

you the typa dude to buy that bio-degradable paper tape and put a ribbon on it

[fast garden]

because this one is actually cute

[soft coral]

its OBVIOUS youre mentally ill

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sayuki-pet-collar-gif-19681900

[fast garden]

so glad you sent that back

thank you cryon

[viral egret]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

what is this

[soft coral]

his career is over

[viral egret]

has been

[soft coral]

has been*

[glacial haven]

you know, usually that means they have like a detachable 3 tb drive attached on their computer with various content

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

listen I'm open to experimentation with her if she likes shibari I'm down

[fast garden]

ah hell nah

[soft coral]

as long as she doesn't beat my ass

[glacial haven]

as long as she is not armed and you're not getting your knight title with her lance, it's all cool

if that were to happen though, do not inform this channel about the experience

[viral egret]

and i got camped by a playe rabove me gg

IDF agent sent against me

[viral egret]

tried to push a rat

[fast garden]

cryon no one cares about tarkov anymore old news

talk about getting tied up by women like the rest of us

[viral egret]

no

[soft coral]

BASED

[glacial haven]

why can't ice just falsely identify you as an african albino

[viral egret]

just because ivan has to i don't need to

[soft coral]

cryon u missing out

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

worst of all fellas

[viral egret]

test drive 2 needs to be done

[keen sparrow]

Bro took so long deciding whether or not to buy tarkov tarkov decided first and died

[soft coral]

she's into that puppyplay shit
@keen sparrow @glacial haven @fast garden
with like colars and stuff

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

my man, not even the fucking cia could torture this information out of me

[fast garden]

run for your life bro

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[glacial haven]

why are you just sharing it

[soft coral]

why not

[keen sparrow]

Oh?

[soft coral]

yes i saw it you fucking bitch

[glacial haven]

because you're going to be her bitch by all of signs we're seeing here

[viral egret]

not even the chionese could waterboard such info out of me

[viral egret]

he's gonna be locked in the basement

no key

[soft coral]

shes not a top funnily enough

[glacial haven]

more signs than an average crib throws up when you accidentally park on his curb

[keen sparrow]

My gf likes it when i wear masks from old slasher films during

https://tenor.com/view/scary-jason-lives-friday-the13th-bruh-creepy-gif-14838383

[glacial haven]

red flags so big, it looks like the 3rd reich

and he asks why not

[soft coral]

yeah ok see now THAT we didn't need to know

[keen sparrow]

HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT

double standard andy over here

[viral egret]

thats a misinput

wrong gif

[soft coral]

will update on how it goes after we meet

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

if I survive

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

thats the correct input

[keen sparrow]

I love the stray kek reacts from thee as he just sits back and watches this carnage unfold

[fast garden]

so she gets to be the dog and you are supposed to what, fuck the dog?

[soft coral]

he shouldn't talk with his trans twink pfp

[keen sparrow]

Poor dude finally gets a break from getting hazed for being trans

[soft coral]

PAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[glacial haven]

alright different topic

[soft coral]

WE MOVE ON

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/great-day-have-a-great-day-winter-winter-morning-good-morning-winter-gif-17234182709425004

[soft coral]

yeah uhh tarkov uhh shit game omg arena bad

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-snow-white-crazy-padded-cell-gif-8960362794223791383

[fast garden]

notice

[soft coral]

wtf is this

[fast garden]

notice how its all fun and games

[soft coral]

.

[fast garden]

and then when I POINT something out

padded cell

[soft coral]

comes naturally with being american

we dont make the rules

[fast garden]

six seven

[viral egret]

neither do you when you meet her

[glacial haven]

i hope she fills your dog bowl with sparkling water and a crushed up laxative medication, the fuck is that topic switch

[soft coral]

what topic would you have wanted then mr hitler

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-pov-message-blank-chad-stare-gif-6307823301448165787

[viral egret]

tarkov

[keen sparrow]

I’m getting stared at irl giggling here at my ipad like a retard

[viral egret]

!topicc

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/im-fucking-the-dog-ted-schlatt-gif-9528092023653779187

[viral egret]

!topic

[soft coral]

bro what is happening

[safe summit]

@viral egret

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[glacial haven]

far away from tarkov since that shit made thee behave the way he currently does

those 5k bullets of various kinds broke something in his mind

[soft coral]

I'm out to watch the good doctor

I can't with you freaks

[fast garden]

"i cant with thee"

[viral egret]

he can't help you after that girl chains you up bro

no point

not even house will saave u

[keen sparrow]

This but Ivan has the pompon and his girl is minotagilla

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cope-coping-angry-crying-SFKgPnTy4rcv73qFFX

[keen sparrow]

i

am a

STURGEON

[fast garden]

ivan when the dog bitch mistakes his little ivan for a dog treat

[glacial haven]

she'll make sure that it feels like throwing a sausage in a gym after the 3rd date

[keen sparrow]

Yo

[keen sparrow]

Ever seen that movie vagina dentata?

[soft coral]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[fast garden]

i cannot say that rings a single bell

[glacial haven]

wrong individual to call others freaks at the moment

[stark torrent]

Jarvis, kill myself

[viral egret]

and you guys tell me to talk the same shit that ivan does

[keen sparrow]

Entire premise is a chick has teeth in her cooter,anyways it finally bites a dudes mushroom tip off and spits it out

[soft coral]

Listen cryon

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[keen sparrow]

Then the director/writer had a dog eat the fake tip

[soft coral]

What ivan does
or what will be done to ivan is none of your god damn business

[glacial haven]

they constantly moving the fucking gif links around

[viral egret]

i'm sorry for understanding english

[glacial haven]

https://c.tenor.com/c6xpeXgZfF0AAAAd/tenor.gif

[keen sparrow]

Dumbest movie ever made

[viral egret]

why did i have to know english

[keen sparrow]

My gf’s animation teacher in college helped make the prosthetic tip

[viral egret]

what the absolute fuck is molesting my eyes

[fast garden]

you play tarkov retard

this is nothing

[keen sparrow]

Apparently that dog sucks around humans now because they had to train it to bite crotch for the movie

[soft coral]

rex would you kindly stop

[fast garden]

dog named princess:

[keen sparrow]

Streets, Pinewood hotel, room 304

[fast garden]

those who know

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emote-cr-clash-royale-c6huyMx2975PnAbLxT

man who the fuck makes these

[keen sparrow]

Cause you wanna pay them?

[soft coral]

I think we should call the SCP foundation for them to put this chat under heavy watch or something

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-card-slam-smash-gif-26287004

[glacial haven]

consider the following, go to bucharest, visit the lounge in the skytower and do a couple of tricks before eventually falling on the begging gypsy in front of it

[stark torrent]

imma see their prices imma throw myself anyway

[fast garden]

dude what if we all made out with each other and played deadlock instead

[stark torrent]

cocktail in skytower or unheard edition

[keen sparrow]

Hot

[fast garden]

the rope is cheaper man

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-deadlock-deadlock-muscles-play-deadlock-valve-deadlock-gif-14681555181728085367

[stark torrent]

Grandpa's days : Saves up 1 year and buys a house , 3 farm animals and a barn

2026 : Save 1 year to afford Unheard Edition

[glacial haven]

you like torturing yourself so much, i am certain you own a sounding rod made out of aluminium

[keen sparrow]

Word around the office is you got a fat cock

A little oil?

[glacial haven]

look, grandpa also came home and beat his wife if the food was cold

[keen sparrow]

Two fat cocks?

[glacial haven]

different times

[fast garden]

i dont even know what that would entail

what do you know about sounding rod materials

[glacial haven]

instagram has a watch history

haha

[blazing basin]

Grandpa was unknowingly dosed with LSD and other drugs while serving in the military

[glacial haven]

i am going to have a good laugh when the judge pulls it up

[fast garden]

mines gonna be nonsensical memes and fat asses

happens to the best of us

[keen sparrow]

You guys have instagram?

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

i just doomscroll it

[soft coral]

is this what getting death by electric chair feels liek

[compact knoll]

gonna shoot the phone and hten myself if i ever get pulled over

[soft coral]

aah artyom is here

[stark torrent]

i dont wanna join the VC

[fast garden]

legendary insta reel puul

[soft coral]

2 romanians is fine
3 is too many

[fast garden]

gothic bitch in a car eating kebab

[glacial haven]

the dude in the video is a whole ass joke

[soft coral]

I've seen his reels

[compact knoll]

this is the only thing i know about deadlock

[stark torrent]

i posted a racist reel today in brainfart sadly because im mixing them up in my phone

[glacial haven]

the entire internet is currently making fun of him

[viral egret]

atrust me

its gonna be fine

i made ham listen somehow

[glacial haven]

a rain coat? do homeless people randomly walk by and piss in the car? why the fuck does she need a rain coat

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

[viral egret]

just join iedy

i went to eat

[fast garden]

she cooks the shit in her car man or something

dude she like tore open an entire rack of ribs

[compact knoll]

thee

theeterminal

[viral egret]

im having fun on gz (gonna jump off terra hq)

[compact knoll]

just put the storyline in the bag man

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

[viral egret]

the chinese hackers as they loot my body (my gun is named Tiananmen square)

[fast garden]

according to everyone else i am going to get theehormonetherapy

[compact knoll]

theeestrogen

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/CAMWdvo71ls?si=b6rOP0Y4G4hheE7D

this song reminded me of thee

sorry

of thee

[stark torrent]

today you change your discord pfp , tommorow your pronouns

listen buddy

[keen sparrow]

Thee’s gonna be a hot whatever the fuck his ethnicity is

[glacial haven]

those ribs are more expensive than the subscription to see her do a crazy spin on it

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/calvin-hand-on-shoulder-protestant-B9IUrvuFLGrQsVhtH3

[keen sparrow]

Sorry

[compact knoll]

theey/them

[keen sparrow]

her

[soft coral]

if artyom and thee wore maid outfits who would wear it better?

[keen sparrow]

Me.

[viral egret]

@stark torrent do i sell or keep black key

[stark torrent]

sell it man

[viral egret]

artyom already wore a bikini so he has experience

[soft coral]

contest doesn't allow professionals

[glacial haven]

theenegotiator now negotiating his monthly salary in his telegram channel

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/buff-tf2-engineer-buff-engineer-pyroland-dog-gif-15564964581618726511

[keen sparrow]

Lemme see if i can find it

[compact knoll]

this is what i meant by bikini btw

[soft coral]

theenegotiatior negotiatiing if he wants to be a he or a she today

[fast garden]

honestly man

at this point

[viral egret]

i just sniped a really cheap black key 10/10

[glacial haven]

hol up

[viral egret]

+10billion to israel

[glacial haven]

hold that thought

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[glacial haven]

and eliminate it with you

[soft coral]

BE VERY CAREFUL

what u say next

[glacial haven]

very thin ice

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

i have been laughing my ass off for 20 minutes

[soft coral]

practically walking on wet toilet paper

[soft coral]

same

[compact knoll]

if he transitions he can get the mentally disabled benefits in addition to the unemployment ones

[stark torrent]

do you think your girl wipes her ass or will ask you to do it

[keen sparrow]

Overexposed af but that’s all i got

[fast garden]

but honestly i am more likely to find sustainable income by becoming a woman and making an of

[soft coral]

what?

[fast garden]

this guy gets it

[stark torrent]

idk man you said she freaky

just setting the grounds here

[soft coral]

I asked her damn girl u shit with that ass she said yes

take of that what u will

[glacial haven]

i can guarantee you that will not happen

[stark torrent]

slot machine sound

[glacial haven]

i will tell you what will happen

[keen sparrow]

Make sure she wipes front to back, not back to front

[viral egret]

ivan keeps putting a coin into one of those ultra-rigged slots machines and he keeps hitting the jackpot

[keen sparrow]

You don’t need to know what that means, she does

[soft coral]

I remember telling her once

I will regret saying this but

[viral egret]

then dont say it

[keen sparrow]

It’s called not playing tarkov and going outside

[soft coral]

I told her I'd suck your dads dick to see what youre made off
this was after she already knew I like her

[viral egret]

israel doesnt pay me to listen to you

[compact knoll]

scratch the last part

[glacial haven]

1. you create the account
2. you upload content
3. no one buys shit
4. now you will have it come up with a background check
5. you will find trouble even having the mcdonalds shift manager looking you straight in the eyes when begging for a job, right before he calls the cops on you

[viral egret]

bro

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[soft coral]

she liked it

[compact knoll]

theediversityhire

[soft coral]

when I say she is a freak
I mean it

[fast garden]

ivan is the only other person here with game

[compact knoll]

he is part of the lgbT community now

[viral egret]

who else

[glacial haven]

theerobbingvictim

[fast garden]

if you want a freak you gotta be a freak

[keen sparrow]

בדיחה עליך, אני ישראל

https://tenor.com/view/israeli-flag-israel-am-yisrael-chai-lion-of-judah-gif-5945756779743519298

[glacial haven]

@lg_support is that statement true?

[viral egret]

lion of tel aviv

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[viral egret]

is it not LGus or smth their acc

[soft coral]

SHE LIKES ME AS WELL do not forget that

I somehow

got to this point

[keen sparrow]

Fucking love it when iedy uses this wrestler guy

Lmfao

[stark torrent]

god bless i guess

[viral egret]

god cant see into this channel

xal's blocking the door

[compact knoll]

wait

thee is closet tranistioning

[viral egret]

thee to Lgbthee

[compact knoll]

ivan meets a freak girl thats into puppy play

a lot of trans are into puppyplay

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-really-gtfoh-gif-13044903

[soft coral]

are they?
lets ask thee

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[viral egret]

true

[fast garden]

yes its kinda weird

[glacial haven]

alright that's a fed

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh when we go terminal with @little flame and we have a fourth person in lobby

[stark torrent]

my last reddit comment that i showed here confirms that

i got 50 downvotes

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-mickey-mouse-hungry-stingy-bread-gif-9574980

[soft coral]

I'm off to play skyrim

[compact knoll]

theeunemploymentbenefits

making dinner

[glacial haven]

i saw the comments below that one

[compact knoll]

(he cant afford food)

[soft coral]

playing with fire at this point

[glacial haven]

singlehandedly confirming that bullying needs to become a major part of school again

[soft coral]

if we bully thee we can cure him

[viral egret]

especially here

[compact knoll]

what was it

i dont remember

[viral egret]

in romania

some of these kids are stuck-up asf

they need someone to guide them to the light

or beat it into them

[glacial haven]

wdym cure him, he's like 20 or something, at some point, the grace period of saving is over

that's when you usually start telling them that becoming part of the army has major benefits for them

[soft coral]

he aint in the army is he tho

[glacial haven]

and then send them to the front with a weapon that has lead in the barrel

[glacial haven]

never too late

[viral egret]

what the fuck am i looking at

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-stressed-facepalm-gif-5727928

[fast garden]

its literally all of them

[glacial haven]

the suicide statistic

[viral egret]

what is this fucking subreddit iedy

[compact knoll]

wait i fucking i rmeember that post

[viral egret]

are u going on the fucking r/trans sub

[fast garden]

i joke with my friends that they are literally a hive mind that is only allowed to like the exact same things as each other

[compact knoll]

was it that one with a spoon and peanut butter

i saw that post in the morning

[fast garden]

every once in a while theres a trans person who is like actually aware of the real world

[keen sparrow]

See

[fast garden]

its rare tho

[keen sparrow]

This is why i am all for a complete total theocracy

[viral egret]

tf is a theocracy

[compact knoll]

google it

[glacial haven]

where did you plan on going with that sentence

[compact knoll]

not just them tbh

i noticed its most of leftists

[viral egret]

after learning the definition i agree

[glacial haven]

or am i missing a context cue?

[compact knoll]

when it comes to opinions

[keen sparrow]

Very good young grasshopper

[fast garden]

that is the sentence?

thats all there is to it

[compact knoll]

you either support X politician or youre not a true liberal

[viral egret]

some of these people need the fucking light of god in them

[compact knoll]

and then they shun you or some gey shit

everyone has the same opinion

one to one

[viral egret]

they fake you saying the n word and shit with ai and get u cancelled

[compact knoll]

well they wont even need to make a deepfake of me

[fast garden]

i think my personal favorite thing is like

[keen sparrow]

I’m sorry you had to visit Austin, my condolences

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

ah now i see the context i was missing for the sentence, it was basically just to attest to something

[viral egret]

"dont need it recorded on video ill say it again"

[compact knoll]

it was trans people in context

not leftists

[fast garden]

trans people that believe that a trans person cannot have a relationship with a cis guy specifically and that someone is taking advantage of someone there

like dude

[viral egret]

trans people believe anything

[fast garden]

you guys are not helping your case of trying to blend with the rest of society

[compact knoll]

damn you know a lot about trans society

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

i have seen the results of that happening like twice or thrice on instagram

[compact knoll]

anyway

bible study today huh

[glacial haven]

looks like a tea kettle that was thrown down a stairwell

[compact knoll]

what did you guys think

[stark torrent]

dude is it just me or the gifs are shit

i cant find anything anymore in my gif search

[winged mica]

im afraid they already believe on anything including every stupid takes on Twitter

[stark torrent]

did i get fucking blacklisted or what

[compact knoll]

yeah they changed their gif search

[viral egret]

is it tenor for you aswell

[fast garden]

scream if you love tenor

[viral egret]

or clipsy

[stark torrent]

no its giphy

[viral egret]

weird

[stark torrent]

FUCK THIS

[glacial haven]

on discord?

ah

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

[glacial haven]

i still got tenor but i also didn't update to the latest version

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/smile-smirk-trying-not-to-laugh-HeFslmKTH989u1fXXa

[compact knoll]

i saw this one before

its so uncanny

[glacial haven]

possible that they switched tho, tenor is disabling their api access

[keen sparrow]

My favourite take from the trans comm and their ‘allies’ is that not telling your partner what you were born as is somehow not cat-fishing

[stark torrent]

bankrupt?

or well just abandoning ship

[glacial haven]

it's owned by google

not bankrupt, they're just disabling the api

[fast garden]

its just another thing in the pile

[compact knoll]

not that hard to notice

[fast garden]

if so many werent so deadset on self sabotage for the group waaaay less people would be bothered by them

[viral egret]

let's all switch topics before one of us slips out a slur

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1465237040449716361/charliehascancer.mp4?ex=697c5455&is=697b02d5&hm=6e9b3267beb9ca2ba756a6ab88367dee88973dc58c3488c54938ccc734f611cd&

[viral egret]

another one falls victim

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[ancient marsh]

what

[stark torrent]

Xal woke up

[ancient marsh]

vote biden or ur not black

[viral egret]

welcome back saar

you missed insane baars from ivan like

[compact knoll]

oh yeah thats iedy's cousin, Theenegotiator

[viral egret]

#💣tarkov-released message

xal look at that message

[keen sparrow]

Oh?

[glacial haven]

be nice to they/them, they had it rough in the adoption clinic

[viral egret]

reminds me of the dog that ate bees

[fast garden]

i love that comic panel styled art someone drew of biden absorbing the melanin out of a black woman for not voting biden

[glacial haven]

huh

[viral egret]

i cant ifnd the imaage

[stark torrent]

hahahaha

[viral egret]

this isnt the one i was thinking of but close enough for reference

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

it's not a comic that's actually what happened

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-15916552145612477864

[viral egret]

yep that one

[keen sparrow]

K, sending this to them

Him? Her.

[compact knoll]

surrender your melanin

[keen sparrow]

I;ve seen the dick so this is awkward.

[viral egret]

with much hate, from x

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6U9d8xKkez8iY

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll why did his face remind me of cooldee?

[viral egret]

that one

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

is that one of his far-related cousins

[keen sparrow]

The fuckin happsburg jaw

[viral egret]

on like the other end o the family tree

[compact knoll]

circle*

its a family circle

[viral egret]

can never know

[keen sparrow]

No thats literally how it happened

[granite coral]

📚 Goida

A fluid filled pustule in ones skin—closely [related] to cellulitis. Painful-aggravated-often bleeds when [irritated] [along with] pus.

[Did you] see Karen’s goida on her leg [the other day]!? It made my [stomach] uneasy!

[keen sparrow]

All the inbreeding caused facial deformities

[stark torrent]

Xal what is goida in russian

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

This again?

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

what

[compact knoll]

which one is that

[viral egret]

which one

[stark torrent]

r/romania

[viral egret]

didnt steal enough to fill quota

[stark torrent]

its ok im on my 4th acc there

[compact knoll]

bro for what

what did you do

[ancient marsh]

my favorite one is the woman having a trans partner who transitions into a woman but didn't remove the penis and now the woman is on reddit venting about how she is terrified of finally having sex because she doesn't want to suck the feminine woman-cock

[stark torrent]

racism

[ancient marsh]

how bigoted of her

[stark torrent]

on all 3 of the counts

against gypsies

[compact knoll]

what was that baltic subreddit

[keen sparrow]

What a pussy just suck the lady cock

[viral egret]

go next

[compact knoll]

that was too racist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1461225476017229956/tumblr_t8vfs5qsQd1vyi8k2.mp4?ex=697ce585&is=697b9405&hm=3649c13f69af62b06194d782bf77b7456285353d33a282d2b6d53656f404f1d8&

[viral egret]

hit 10 accounts and you get golden badge next to ur name

on all official documents

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is this thing

search this in gif search and look at the second one

[keen sparrow]

Hampter

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-sad-ricky-berwick-dejected-depressed-gif-15518114874647743162

[viral egret]

gg man

[ancient marsh]

shoutout Ricky Berwick

[keen sparrow]

Dude’s an actual legend

He um. Leaned? Yeah, leaned into the bit

Asmon had a funny take on it

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189352979044774018/1456088180955676834/AQNngGGD1_NJGb6KPv9gP69nmE_eKJ0eYRMSyxclYhvx_eyinn4veZ2P2JjtWQaG4BPacaHfjiHx-25hoLsWa_AAnpOt7DG24RGa5pE.mp4?ex=697caa0b&is=697b588b&hm=2c4a1f84654498dc212baf83e133b2a6f00e4f83b5e9b2680c986a97decb6f52&

bro

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oztoCGAoQLs?si=iUWh2SzpDQEbcMaI

[compact knoll]

this video cracks me uo

every time

ahahahahah

[viral egret]

what a auto-generated username

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1456192858355662909/XvmWiwbZFiysqnrl.mp4?ex=697c62c8&is=697b1148&hm=ed532dbb3e2968474ad8bf318b72af259ec2e6556d301cb98c4c2f6b9e2c055e&

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

i have dodged 500 drones

[keen sparrow]

‘This guy got like 1 arm and 3 legs and he aint even give a fuck’

[ancient marsh]

look its the country from modern warfare 2019

[compact knoll]

and i will dodge 500 more

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

UNDESSSSS PISTOALELELEEEEEEE UNDES PUMNALELEEEEEEEE

CAIII SI FLINTELEEEEEEEEEEE HAIDUCILOR

[compact knoll]

and the big ass drones up there flying

[viral egret]

do you unlock a perk at 1000

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[viral egret]

invisible on drone radar

[compact knoll]

dodge his ass and dodge some more

[ancient marsh]

HUEAAAAAAHHHH-

[keen sparrow]

He’s casting spells now

[ancient marsh]

retches all over himself

[stark torrent]

come vc xal

[compact knoll]

theyre out there

theyre out there

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

you're not even there

???

[stark torrent]

imma join when you do

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-standoff-clint-eastwood-mexican-standoff-duel-gif-17886498191986627176

[viral egret]

ho about you guys join a the same time

[fast garden]

i genuinely tried looking it up and found so many conflicting answers i just gave up on trying to understand what it could mean

[stark torrent]

this is how Xal is eyeing the fridge a 5th time during the day

[ancient marsh]

ffs

[ancient marsh]

this is how you are eyeing your goon folder for the 50th time that day

[viral egret]

how he looks at the mcdonalds worker when a fry is missing from his large fries

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445436753551818884/3775051731856810053.mp4?ex=697cce60&is=697b7ce0&hm=e3a249fc785a1c48e8e6ff9517ef7ca060482e54f056189befd448d623c322ab&

AHHAAHHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

he moved on to archer queen from clash of clans now

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

disavow

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bandit-clash-royale-emote-the-log-wpBCKzxuDkbO4lnPq5

[compact knoll]

BRO

AAHHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

oh thank god it's just a spiked club

scared me

[blazing basin]

on the subject of drones- are salvaged optical fibers worth anything?

[viral egret]

no

[pallid bolt]

Why would you ever paradrop without air support. How do you not have air support yet have enough control to allow paradrop?

[viral egret]

im romanian i would know

[stark torrent]

30% of the season budget went on animating the gymnastics

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ru3P_wUtUYA?si=v9dT6xYGLyXvQ-BA

[ancient marsh]

the other 70% into this

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797