💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

still think its weird that theres like quests and shit etc

been having more fun though since i played last though

the trader progression forces you to go to the different biomes to then make the equipment to not die to the ambient weather conditions

and even then i played well before 2.0

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-magic-spells-back-in-time-daylight-savings-time-gif-15281891

@fast garden @little flame @stark torrent

how i feel scrolling back a few reels to remember what I was going to do

[little flame]

same lmao

back in like 2020

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent lowkey

the euro banknotes feel so fucking cheap

[daring temple]

I played the game from 2020 to early 2023. There were no achievements back then.

• I skipped the first 30 levels while playing the arena

Playing New Year's event

It's funny how some ||clowns 🤡|| are ready to accuse anyone of cheating

It turns out that if you spend time going through the story from the 1st run instead of farming a kappa or prestige, then the game can be closed in 100-150 hours. 🤓 👆

I could have closed it in 90 hours if it hadn't been for the COFDM search.

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

It's a video game.

[daring temple]

Dumpling Factory*

[keen sparrow]

You're wasting your time trying to prove yourself to people that have already made up their mind about you.

[little flame]

ur a fucking dumpling

[daring temple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001160281285738596/1127345150859935805/ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif

[daring temple]

try

[keen sparrow]

you really think Xalrider is going to came back here and be like

"shit bro, i'm sorry, you're right"

you must be new here.

[daring temple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963833260327178300/1194731627197235251/2.gif

[keen sparrow]

and younger than 25

[viral egret]

??

ts guy is so wrong

150 hrs is the total amount of timegates

@stark torrent r we seeing this

labrys alone is 30hr timegate lmao

not to mention theres like another 10 timegates

[keen sparrow]

sir,

[daring temple]

Bro, you're counting the time in the game.

[viral egret]

stfu

[daring temple]

in game

[keen sparrow]

you're feeding the animals at the zoo.

[viral egret]

true

[daring temple]

It took a month to complete

[viral egret]

anyway

@little flame u wanna do some questinf after im home from classes

in like 2 or so hrs

i need shoreline

[soft coral]

what is happening

who is this novice rank

[little flame]

ye sure

[little flame]

idek

some rando

[soft coral]

kill him

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[soft coral]

nvm maybe we should kill you

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol am facut o ora si nea trimis acasa

[glacial haven]

you could theoretically just not play while waiting for the time gated quest

it's probably possible to speedrun the ending

but it's just not very likely

[viral egret]

cant even

itd take you a few days up to a week plus

to find the bitcoin for the 40bc ending

if u dont do it from the start

[little flame]

well thats what people do

they dont sell their bitcoins

[viral egret]

true but still takes time

[little flame]

yeah it takes a while

[glacial haven]

if you're really committed to doing it as quick as humanely possible, you can just farm black keycard

[little flame]

had a run with a guy where i was giving him bitcoins if i found them and we ended up getting 4 on labs in 1 raid

[glacial haven]

even if he cheated, he'd have to do the exact same

you can't spawn in shit in pvp live servers, so that would either way be the only way he got 40btc that quickly

[little flame]

which guy are we talking about again?

dont think i was here when yall mentioned it

[glacial haven]

idk the grey name

[viral egret]

grey name guy

ending i. 400 raids too

[little flame]

ss?

[viral egret]

the odds r simply impossible amybow

[glacial haven]

just scroll up and search the images posted by the user

[viral egret]

lemme dins

find

[viral egret]

or thay

hes got no achievements either

all his achievements r this wipe

[glacial haven]

that one is actually doable, i didn't have any either, achievements are still relatively new

[little flame]

oh

[viral egret]

yeah but its weird overall

[little flame]

is it the other guy that posted it?

[viral egret]

ending in 400 raids

[viral egret]

ye

[little flame]

is it his acc

[viral egret]

yeah

[little flame]

well he did it on pve he prolly just speedran it on pvp

[viral egret]

400 raids ending, only possible if everything goes perfect

[glacial haven]

nah pvp

check second screenshot

[viral egret]

if u do on pvp u get both

[little flame]

ik

oh

[viral egret]

on pve u get only 1

[little flame]

uhhhh

yeah nah wtf

[viral egret]

hes a cheater imo

[little flame]

maybe

[viral egret]

400 raids is sus

[little flame]

dont like hackusating but idk

[viral egret]

bc that cant happen unless it all went perfect

[little flame]

wait

was it savior?

[glacial haven]

yeah

[viral egret]

think so

[little flame]

yeah no

[viral egret]

savior is the longest too no?

[little flame]

this guy had to get all chapters done

all minor story things

[viral egret]

needs like 700 raids or more

[little flame]

and 40 bitcoins

etc

[glacial haven]

wasn't it the lightkeeper one?

[little flame]

this guy is not legit

no way

[viral egret]

ye

[little flame]

nah

[viral egret]

u have to talk to him no?

[little flame]

its prolly the prapor one with 500 mil

but longest path idk

[viral egret]

thats js farm

pathwise its savior

shortest is debtor no?

[little flame]

still takes the longest ye

[viral egret]

yeah

[little flame]

pretty sure yeah

[viral egret]

i mean i want fallen ending

idc abt savior or anything

[little flame]

fallen has a sick dogtag

and ending picture

[viral egret]

yeah

i found a guy with jt

but i didnt get the tag

its fire

[glacial haven]

idk, even with cheats, 400 raids ending is still an achievement lmao

[viral egret]

idk how to do it though but im still tryna get kappa so

[little flame]

yeah for sure

ive seen so many cheaters and no one with 400 raids ending

like blatant ones

[viral egret]

ye

[compact knoll]

its not that hard

i did it in 2 days

[viral egret]

yes but under 400raids total

for savior

[little flame]

yeah its easy

[viral egret]

is that possible

[compact knoll]

you dont have to do any quests

[little flame]

the btc is really easy if u got a group to farm with

[compact knoll]

for main

really

[viral egret]

all chapters no?

[compact knoll]

yeah so

[little flame]

side chapters i think

[viral egret]

ye i think we got 10 total running labrys

[little flame]

or maybe im dumb

[compact knoll]

you arent locked by quests

[little flame]

nvm

[little flame]

ahh ye

[viral egret]

yeah but 150 hrs to do it all

[compact knoll]

its fairly easy and straight forward

[viral egret]

150hrs is timegates alone

[glacial haven]

everyone kinda ignores it when i say that you can just farm labs black keycard room, just grab the safe, check room, exit, rinse and repeat

[little flame]

timegate = dont play

[viral egret]

or go for yellow and get more

[keen sparrow]

poor bastard, lol

[little flame]

not that hard

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

if you're really committed, it's possible

[viral egret]

i dont trust his stats either way

[little flame]

think he was using this

oops

gotta convert it fkn fallout screenshots

or nvm ill just ss on steam

he was using this

thats how he got it

[viral egret]

fallen ending is

1 mil usd

br

[little flame]

its not that much

its like 150mil

[viral egret]

oh yeah

i think i can do that tbh

[glacial haven]

i just said it's interesting that he managed to do all of this in that short of a time window, idk if he was cheating but even with cheats, that is an impressive time and raid count lmao

[little flame]

it is an impressive feat nonetheless

[daring temple]

Then tell me, genius, how long do you think it takes to complete the story for humanity? Because, apart from the clownish "facts" that this is not possible, I have not heard

[compact knoll]

very defensive

[little flame]

fr

[daring temple]

The endings for Kerman and the Caretaker are the easiest in the game, except for the moment with 40 bitcoins and COFDM searches

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/longestsoloever-lse-yapper-yapping-alert-gif-16222796328902842371

[compact knoll]

lightkeeper is easier

@remote fox be back in 30, have to bring something to my sister

[viral egret]

weirdly defensive for a guy who allegedly isnt cheatinf

just put the radar in the bag lil bro

[keen sparrow]

[daring temple]

Yeah... I forgot that this channel is filled with "Johns" who see cheaters everywhere. Once you post something, they start pointing fingers at you.

[keen sparrow]

i'm not John, i'm Rex, and i play SPT

[hollow patrol]

frate am avut o oră de economie și după aia am adormit în pauză și m-am trezit la ora de religie

[daring temple]

It's funny to realize that I've been working my ass off and optimizing routes so as not to suffocate in this game for ~1,000 raids, and they're trying to strangle me for it.

[hollow patrol]

dormeam vreo 20 min și profa nici nu-i păsa m-am culcat înapoi toată ora

[keen sparrow]

you got all these other channels to hang out in lil bro

[daring temple]

I uploaded a screenshot from Tarkov to the Tarkov channel.

lmao

[keen sparrow]

well there was your first mistake

[compact knoll]

Dude you havent played tarkov for 2 years, but now come back and start optimising routes for content you havent even seen

[daring temple]

Okay, I get it. This channel is occupied by people from the local hangout. Fuck wasting your time here

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911159296501354548/1219259168347918397/1000058074-01.gif

[hollow patrol]

chud in the chat

https://tenor.com/view/let's-take-a-look-lets-take-a-look-horse-eyes-eye-gif-16645856658944144451

[keen sparrow]

bro i told you

like 40 minutes ago, lol

[daring temple]

Last message. The first run in PVE to look at the content. The second run in PVP

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220014199669788744/1220762021767680000/attachment.gif?width=183&height=380

[keen sparrow]

so anyway, i got a Gengar backpack

[compact knoll]

Not gonna say youre cheating, but if you came back just to do the ending, youre a freak

[viral egret]

hes just a freak

but hes weirdly defensive for no reason

[viral egret]

gg

adormisem odata in pauza m-am trezit si ma intrebat directoarea adjuncta dece sforaiam

la ora iei

[glacial haven]

the initial reaction to his post was extremely negative and immediately painted him to be a definitive cheater, being questioned from xal and you're just calling him a cheater with no grounds to stand on, like actually, what response from him would be more valid than being defensive lmao

[viral egret]

hes just a freak ig

cheats or without cheats

[keen sparrow]

I actually agree with you here, i just think it's a waste of kambals time to defend himself, lol

[viral egret]

yep

[glacial haven]

some people just work like that and get amped up because of it

why do you think ragebaiting on twitter and instagram has become so popular

[keen sparrow]

fair

[hard heart]

Okay that would lock fuckin great as the back belt pouch

I wish we had belts to customize in Tarkov

[remote fox]

Gengar would be shouting slurs at BEARs.

[keen sparrow]

i don't remember why (dress script in unity probably) but

the only wearable item that can take attachments is helmets

otherwise we'd have modular puches for vests and plate carrier patches and shit already

we do have belts though, and a belt slot

[hard heart]

Its still amazing what they made Unity do with Tarkov. Game engine that ran Robocraft

Is SPT now on 1.0?

[glacial haven]

i would honestly recommend not waiting for that to happen

[keen sparrow]

[hard heart]

[glacial haven]

since the likelihood of that even being in the slightest realm of possibility is extremely low lmao

[hard heart]

Dont break my heart like that

[keen sparrow]

i mean

if you dont want him to i will

[hard heart]

Man. Thet really axed it with 1.0 didnt they? Update that kept cheaters away for two days

[glacial haven]

i mean, it's definitely possible but the devs just said they won't bother even attempting it lmao

[hard heart]

Gotcha, thanks for the info

[glacial haven]

well, if it helps, it wasn't 2 days but like 8 hours after someone already bruteforced offsets and got an open source radar working again

[remote fox]

As long as people buy accounts it's never going to end.

[hard heart]

Okay that us fucking funny though

[keen sparrow]

cheaters having more ambition than the entirety of the SPT devteam, loool

[hallow stream]

The main reason they even changed how shit works wasn't even to keep cheaters out

It was to keep spt from being more fun than live

[hard heart]

I would vote that cheaters know more about Tarkov engine modifications than the Tarkov devs themselves

[keen sparrow]

probably

i mean, it's their job, they get paid to make cheats

[hallow stream]

This is obvious

I dont have that 1 video of the office where absolute nothing happens

But thats bsg

[glacial haven]

oh most definitely

and the tarkov devs have access to the source code of unity

they have shown that in their latest "anti cheat" updates

and with the global-metadata being encrypted

it honestly was the beginning of the end with the new update once people figured out that rust has been using il2cpp for years

people realised they can just skid the dumper from some rust project

[hollow patrol]

gg

eu am dormit așa bine 🙏

[hallow stream]

Vadim what kind of code is this

I dont know

85% of the developer interactions at bsg

[soft coral]

@glacial haven

is this allowed?

[cyan garnet]

"Finally i've installed enough cheats to have a chance on labs"

[glacial haven]

the swastika is visible, the next time i will mute you for it because you're fucking retarded enough to ask publicly

[keen sparrow]

bro labs would be so boring with cheats

[soft coral]

aaalright

I didn't see that it was visible

my bad

gif is like 3 pixels

[cyan garnet]

How else would you battle Jiang-Wuxaio85

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

if i was to use cheats it'd be on like.. woods or lighthouse to snipe people from absolutely ridiculous distances

[soft coral]

shturman already does this

youre not special

wrap it up

[cyan garnet]

My personal favorite is when they try to shoot you through rocks at a distance on woods

Lmfao

[glacial haven]

the most valid cheat of them all is a radar, you can see his level, gear and if someone is aiming directly at your head from 500m away or is rapidly just running up to you

[little flame]

ye

[cyan garnet]

total cheater death

They should all be put into a cauldron and boiled alive

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

iedy u wanna join me and cryon once hes home?

gotta go snoreline with him

[stark torrent]

Nah imma.be busy as shit today sadly

[little flame]

gotcha

np

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow Has the story shit been added to spt yet

[keen sparrow]

pfffff

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

only the items

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

the actual quests and the funny cutscene intro? nah

[cyan garnet]

Havent opened tarkov in like 6 weeks hoi4 and squad have taken its place

[little flame]

i gotta play more squad

havent played much

but its fun as fuck

[cyan garnet]

Squad is peak

[little flame]

truly

[keen sparrow]

I really like their solution to PIP lag

[cyan garnet]

Especally with friends

[keen sparrow]

just de-render everything outside the scope

[cyan garnet]

Aus squad community is very small so its one main server and everyone knows everyone

[viral egret]

i have 10 mins or smth and ill be home

@little flame im hom

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

Gimme a few min

[stark torrent]

Mai mult dureaza drumul

[viral egret]

adevarat

8 30 plecat
9 40 ajuns
10:00 ora incepe
vine la 10:20
plec la 11:25
ajung la 12:50 acasa

[little flame]

Im doomscrolling

[remote fox]

Psst, send it to me 🙂

[soft coral]

no

[keen sparrow]

holy shit

Thing jams after 1 and a half 50 rounders of AP

[stark torrent]

Meanwhile vss

[keen sparrow]

fuck this skill

i haven't been touching enough scav corpses, clearly

i've been at this shit since like august of last year

[stark torrent]

Im so charismatic traders increase their prices as i get more levels and rep with them

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

why is that lady standing next to her car, holding onto nothing for dear life, in the water

[keen sparrow]

I have noo idea

[little flame]

shes too fat to sit on the roof

it would collapse

[viral egret]

@glacial haven is this normal

[glacial haven]

I mean

It’s the id of the quest and a placeholder

Define “normal” lmao

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[hearty oar]

finally... got 40 bitcoin together... :((

[viral egret]

1 guard

all that -70 dmg for 2 scavs

[little flame]

GOOD RAID

caps

5 pack for 4 mil

why is it so high up

.

nvm

prices werent sorted by lowest for some reason

[little flame]

@ancient marsh where are u

i summon thee

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh put the cheeseburger down biggie lets play tarkov

he went prone

[stark torrent]

certified cryon moment

[viral egret]

hey hey

i dont complain abt the 1k hr players or that shit

i just complain about cheaters

[soft coral]

tbh yeah the snow does mess with your eyes

[hard heart]

I dont understand what is wrong with PvE Timmy's staying in PvE

[ancient marsh]

game gets stale

[hard heart]

It would be stale anyway. Timmies hide in every corner, sometimes pose less threat than a scav

Basically a free-loot roaming piniatas

[ancient marsh]

you know that new players get better over time right?

[viral egret]

scavs dont head eyes you randomly unles uf ight guards

[hard heart]

That is a very obvious point, but if you have Ultra-chads just purposefuly hunting down every timmy, how are they supposed to improve?

[hard heart]

Fair point.

[ancient marsh]

by playing the game like everybody else.

literally every single person who has ever played tarkov went through this

@viral egret is going through this right now

[viral egret]

im having harder time with the fucking ai than the players

[hard heart]

And was it fun enough? For me it was a slog, back when we did not even have surgery kits. Your whole raid could be ruined by a single scav taking off both of your legs from half the map with his saiga 12

[viral egret]

i peeked sanitar guard twice

head, eyes twice

[hard heart]

Average timmy doesnt want to invest the time to the game if they dont find it fun, thats the primary problem here

[ancient marsh]

the point of difficult games is always success tastes sweeter than defeat

[hard heart]

Oh Absolutely! The highs and adrenaline from winning 1 v 3 is always at the peak and its often the whole day topic

Or pulling a nasty flank with complete wipeout

The best Tarkov is, is 1-2 weeks after the wipe. Where you use what you find

After that, its gets stale with everyone running top-modded guns, absolute uber armor and highest rarity ammo

[ancient marsh]

it's probably the worst part of the wipe actually

because when you have nothing unlocked

a lot of the time you are artificially locked on quests

no flea = no keys

no keys = no quests done

[hard heart]

Difference of opinions. Which I dont mind. Keys are pain in the ass, agreed.

[ancient marsh]

no quests done = no progress

[hard heart]

But Im more focused around the combat. Not having everything top-tier and making do with what you have, thats when things really are having their peak. Especially if you overcome your enemy with shit rounds, shit gun. No meds and just scraping by

[ancient marsh]

and they probably have the same dogshit gear as well so what is the point at the end of the day

easily the biggest thing that would turn a timmy away is the lack of felt progress

like why would i play tarkov if i can't finish the most basic quests such as pharmacist or bad rep evidence

and i need to somehow get to level 25

to buy those keys

[hard heart]

Which is what is happening now? People camp quest zones, hunt down timmies. Practically deny the chance to progress

[viral egret]

*these type of people play like horseshit too

literally can beat them even as a timmy

[ancient marsh]

with more timmies it would be more timmies fighting timmies though as well

[viral egret]

cant pierce armor?

legs

arms

or face

not everyone runs altyn/deathshadow

or tagilla mask wtv

[ancient marsh]

if you don't cater to timmies in some way, game will get stale and then drive away new players further

[viral egret]

most campers are just dogshit

exfil campers not like normal campers

[ancient marsh]

the lack of new players last wipe was probably the reason why high level queue does NOT exist anymore on ground zero

you can get into a lobby with level 1 players as a level 55

before it was everyone level 19 and below, and separate queu for 20+

[hallow stream]

May God keep striking down this game and then give nikita prostate cancer

Amen.

[ancient marsh]

disavow

@glacial haven

[little flame]

found a random pmc

while im on a scav

he didnt kill me

for some reason

i said ty for not killing me

[glacial haven]

kill browsers and then start again

[little flame]

then he sprays me

[remote fox]

How much did BSG pay you, Xal?

[ancient marsh]

that worked, thank you

why would it not tho

i had yt open on chrome

[glacial haven]

To bypass the cloudflare browser automation detection, I had to implement my own cdp driver instead of using selenium and chromedriver, so it can't really reconnect to the automated browser window

[hallow stream]

5 food stamps

[glacial haven]

I could've implemented that but I was a bit too lazy to handle it properly in this project

[ancient marsh]

soooo i cant have the browser open

even if i got it to run?

[remote fox]

The fuck is going in Russia bro?

[ancient marsh]

[remote fox]

[glacial haven]

you can, just kill msedge if you ran it once before and didn't let it finish

it's just for msedge, nothing else

[ancient marsh]

ah

[glacial haven]

or kill it with ctrl + c

instead of the x

[ancient marsh]

i didnt have msedge open previously

[glacial haven]

with ctrl + c it should auto kill

[glacial haven]

idk, that error just means it already had a browser open on the profile i set the path to

which is the /temporary folder

[ancient marsh]

strange

maybe cause i like uuh

tried to turn it on by double clicking the exe

instead of doing cmd in file path

[glacial haven]

shouldn't matter unless you had to open it twice

or you just opened it twice on accident or something, I could've honestly also added an auto-kill for msedge on startup now that I think about it

lmao

[viral egret]

auth error mid game

god bless arena

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @compact knoll https://youtu.be/ou3lGbjSxbY?si=Fx_DwAWMn5WTn_Gs&t=773

timestamp

[viral egret]

gg mouse death

ads suc

[hallow stream]

love how when you play the video now discord makes it small as shit

[ancient marsh]

i have almost 4 rep

ts is unacceptable

i could swear i had better scavs with less rep

[glacial haven]

that sa58 will jam the moment you even dream of shooting it

[little flame]

rofl

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh wanna go customs

or any map

[short cove]

Tf u expect? A mcx?

[little flame]

a bag? not the smallest rig

[viral egret]

bosh

[ancient marsh]

A BAG?

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

tf are u talking about

[ancient marsh]

no im leaving soon

[viral egret]

ok

[ancient marsh]

ill be back in an hour or so

[viral egret]

imma go solo sniping for my testdrive

[ancient marsh]

are you still on part 1????

bro

go fucking factory

[short cove]

Nvm fair

[ancient marsh]

it has no map requirement..

[viral egret]

it doesnt?

bro

i thought it did gg

so

i spawned in on customs

goons instantly aggroed me

from un gates all the way to big red outside

@stark torrent since when can bigpipe do all this

good raid

birdeye and bigpipe pedomaxxing

[hallow stream]

love how you can just see the bullet coming towards you at max speeds

[viral egret]

i almost died

because right after i got rushed by 2 pmcs

who did not survive me

this guy is getting hard carried by his mate

[hard heart]

Endangered specimen

[viral egret]

he has better stats than me lmao

i have more hours than him

well stats being kdr i guess

his sr is abysmal

[hard heart]

In my POV, SR is more important than KD, since it shows you can either avoid combat or pick your fights and win them more comfortably

[viral egret]

they are retarded tbh

i was fighting scavs near shoreline transit

they were running up to me but werent like even scoping out the area

his mate has 3k hours

i couldve died to them since he had m995 in his mags

but like

the biggest predator wins

[hard heart]

Smarter predator

[viral egret]

ye

i didnt even loot the level 18 guy i looted only him

i took his dogtag and eotech

[viral egret]

instant died to a cheater after

cant have fun in tarkov

@stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh what we think

could he be more blatant

that was insta headshot while weaving and jumping

thru trees

this was the area, i died a meter from partisans body, right after looting i heard footsteps on rock so i scoped and investigated

he sat where i first shot partisan btw

[stark torrent]

damn i smell

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s

[little flame]

holy

[viral egret]

yeah

mega pedo epstein in my lobbies

@stark torrent @hollow patrol alcoholics wet dream

[stark torrent]

beau de ma pis pe mn

average Romanian holiday

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

are u gonna hop baclk

im here

[viral egret]

im not

im shopping for like a bit sorry

was forced to

[ancient marsh]

its ok

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

It is tarkov, look

[stark torrent]

@granite coral hamburger cheesburger big mac

[granite coral]

What a culinary masterpiece of pure junk! You must have the taste buds of a raccoon scavenging in the trash! Enjoy your fat fest, champ!

[stark torrent]

cyka

[keen sparrow]

Oh wait that says SPT too

Okay

[ancient marsh]

thanks for the bag i guess

[keen sparrow]

Matches the pedo vest

[stark torrent]

American High Schooler Loadout

[ancient marsh]

i disavow

just blow my fucking ISP up at this point bro

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

@keen sparrow i understand now why you post retarded ass builds

shit is fun ash

[ancient marsh]

someone stole 90% of your foregrip

random plastic

[short cove]

grip stop for c clasp grip

kind of like a snubby

however i got no clue what the front piece is for

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-pixel-horse-fuck-you-fuck-u-horse-middle-finger-gif-15888143319771112924

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1450469597063942265/snaplytics_converted_gif_3.gif

[ancient marsh]

???

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1390301795406057602/caption.gif

[ancient marsh]

i was on scav btw

one more fword to the fword list @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret

[stark torrent]

damn s5

[ancient marsh]

?

[viral egret]

gg

even cheese is in security boxes

@ancient marsh im home now

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-christmas-dinner-you-know-who-i'm-talking-about-one-group-of-people-gif-16191419543958320585

@compact knoll

[viral egret]

hop on

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Pressing/bracing against things

[keen sparrow]

Oh how i wish you could see other players’ cringe build names in raid

But you know within 5 minutes of it being implemented every gun will be named slurs

I think it’d certainly add more flavour to the game

[viral egret]

you can send slurs thru the system though

cause they can get mags back in insurance after u rename them

[keen sparrow]

So what’s the problem?

[viral egret]

there isnt

its the best addition

[keen sparrow]

Get on it bsg

So people can name guns tainemen square and shit

[viral egret]

Ghost of Reserve

[keen sparrow]

Give every chinese hacker a small heart attack when they loot your body

[keen sparrow]

Some of the best/worst fun i’ve had is being in a VC with someone that doesn’t have a retarded amount of mods for SPT and hearing their reaction when i open the handguard list on the m4

[short cove]

ive opened the scope list and found the "anaconda"

[keen sparrow]

That’s Eco’s periscope riser right?

I told him it should be taller so i can peek over the walls on customs

[short cove]

yes

that shit legit made me look twice as i first selected it

[keen sparrow]

The modder in question

The shit he sends me

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-odablock-neck-snap-odablock-irl-jagex-hq-look-how-laggy-it-is-gif-12623918683247486714

[short cove]

i reached a part where i got mods

and got parts

but no idea where they originated from

like i got a vss mod

or a mod which adds vss parts

[short cove]

and i got no clue which mod gave me that barrel and handguard

[keen sparrow]

Yeah it gets kinda fucky after a while

If something’s fucked i legit have to post a screenshot and say ‘who did this’

[short cove]

however i think this legit looks so fucking hype

like legit the best looking vss ive found yet

also theres some furry who also made a config change mod so you got like

weapons which got diff rpms, ergos, firemodes, calibers and more

and one of them is like a meta as val and i kind of want to see how they end up if modded with those parts

as that val got like 65 ergo, 40 140 recoil

[keen sparrow]

The as val shit is probably also Eco

[short cove]

maybe

[keen sparrow]

This is a bad idea

[short cove]

i mean

yeah

but you got like different unique weapons that got that

so you got like batshit crazy vss with 12,7x55

as a mag

[fast garden]

what did you do to that poor thing

oh my god

[short cove]

and so it shoots fucking russian 50bmg

[short cove]

it is being modernised, noncon

[keen sparrow]

No i mean, the way tarkov is built you’re going to have issues with sound changing firerates and fire-modes

[short cove]

i tbh mostly tap and dislike their firerate changed thingsa

[ancient marsh]

why even mention that he's a furry

[viral egret]

evil ass rape building

[ancient marsh]

[short cove]

so i dont use them

[short cove]

it is to set the tone for the level of tism they put in it

[viral egret]

12.7x55 is more so russian .50 beowulf

12.7x99 is .50 cal

[keen sparrow]

I thought furries just like calling out that other furries are furries

[short cove]

isent .50 beo kind of lik

e

[keen sparrow]

Seems like a furry thing to do

[viral egret]

.50 beo is the .50 AE of rifles

[ancient marsh]

they are all .50 cal though

[short cove]

just, anti vehicle ammo thats comp w the m4 platform

[viral egret]

i guess

[short cove]

since its intended to feed in 556 stanag mags and shoot from m4 platform rifles with just a upper and barrel change (and gas block ofc)

[keen sparrow]

Failed expensive exotic ammo noone but american’s with big backyards and big wallets use

[short cove]

well it was intended for military checkpoints

and it has a really low ricochet rate

so you can shoot at a vehicles front windshield thats angled without it bouncing and so still smoking the mf inside

and it works for that

[viral egret]

@stark torrent good game btw

3 ricochets on headshots

m80

xal ricochetted 4

[short cove]

so not failed, people just do random shit with ammo and expect it to fit areas it wasent built for

[keen sparrow]

I’m still waiting for 1 singular modder to make an m4 lower in any colour other than black

[short cove]

i am wondering why theres someone sand colored shit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[short cove]

we dont even got sand in tarkob

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[keen sparrow]

Bro, green, OD, hell even basic training blue

SOMETHING

[fast garden]

training blue would be fire ngl

[keen sparrow]

I KNOW

[short cove]

not the nerf falcon strike

[keen sparrow]

Bro the stats on people using klarna to buy food are horrifying

[fast garden]

content im looking for right here

[fast garden]

man

i love mp5 headshots

[ancient marsh]

FOOOOUORT HEADSHOTS

his front plate had 2 hp left on helmet

[stark torrent]

you were always good at pvp xal but you suck here

you should have died instantly to a cheater

1/10 nah

[ancient marsh]

this is how i died btw

they had to contact Benjamin Netanyahu and turn this goy's game off

sound off

game off

[stark torrent]

biden blast

[ancient marsh]

$50 subtracted from bank account and sent to israel

ggs

should have played better

[fast garden]

boy i sure love this moba

[ancient marsh]

i fought off the two mossad agents, they didn't expect it and had to employ drastic measures @fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

emp drone strike

[keen sparrow]

Despite its age old audio issues, Tarkov is insane work without any audio at all

[viral egret]

and i shot that guy twice in the head too

with 7.62 M80

he deflected my headshots

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bugs-bunny-and-road-runner-movie-the-bugs-bunny-and-roadrunner-movie-bugs-bunny-movie-bugs-bunny-movies-wile-e-coyote-gif-7348370007674520564

[ancient marsh]

ALSO IS THE ANNEURISM BUG BACK?

frame 1

frame 2

[viral egret]

fentanyahu saw us having fun so he shut off his internet and shot me in the throat

[keen sparrow]

‘Fentanyahu’

Sons staring at me i’m laughing so hard

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

always reminds me of the all time GOAT clip

[short cove]

i read fentany and thought of this fucking thing

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

[viral egret]

fck you

[stark torrent]

fuck you

[short cove]

idf soldier behavior

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

@stark torrent CRYONS GAME CRASHED AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

@fast garden

[viral egret]

im netanyahu's strongest warrior

[ancient marsh]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[viral egret]

tried to hand in lab keycards to jaeger

he didnt like it and crashed my game

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-punch-jynxzi-mad-gif-7615565197438401627

[stark torrent]

retards try to fix integrity cache

both of you

i havnet had this issues that often

[viral egret]

what s that

[stark torrent]

in laucnher

[viral egret]

yeahwe do that then

[viral egret]

mane i found it

fuck you you opened launcher join us

[stark torrent]

let me finish my inspection dossieR

and maybe

[viral egret]

ok

good luck

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent ok we will done one without you king

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

me when i need 460 mil for ending

can i get a dolla

[ancient marsh]

i genuinely think it would be faster to just reset the acc

[viral egret]

or prestige

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[keen sparrow]

Fuck you

Why is this new generation obsessed with cartoon animals

[soft coral]

mom and dad argued for 10 minutes over directions because mom couldn't explain where a specific building is

@keen sparrow @little flame @fast garden @stark torrent

I explained it to dad

he understood me in 10 seconds

[viral egret]

epsteins apostle

[soft coral]

bro posting tarkov

this kid

[viral egret]

fuck off ivban

go back to work

[soft coral]

no

[viral egret]

even xal has a job

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stfu-shut-up-WF2

[stark torrent]

APOSTLE

[granite coral]

📚 postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, [generally] to the buttock or breast area.

2. [The word] you shout [when you] postle someone.

"[Chris] [just] postled [my arse]!"

"POSTLE!"

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[stark torrent]

typo but ok

[viral egret]

apostle > servant or some shit

[keen sparrow]

Women

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[soft coral]

yeah them things attached to boobs are very mean

[keen sparrow]

Behind every oligarch, billionare, soros, epstein

There is an old white woman

Just remember that.

[soft coral]

I wont

[keen sparrow]

I had a spat like that with my gf a few days ago

Tried giving her directions in SKYRIM

[soft coral]

rookie mistake

[keen sparrow]

2 hours later and many deaths to dragons and saber tigers later i explain to her the difference between west and southwest

[soft coral]

?????

[keen sparrow]

She was going the wrong way the whole time

[soft coral]

just

tell her to open the map

make a pin

and follow it on the compass

you doofus

[keen sparrow]

Told her, ‘i’m responsible for what i say. Not what you understood’

She says ‘then speak better’

[soft coral]

WOMEN

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[soft coral]

☕

nah but actually

next time

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, forgot custom pin is a thing

[soft coral]

tell her to open the map
set a waypoint
and follow it on the compass

they stay there REGARDLESS of distance

[keen sparrow]

She HATES when i say give me the controller though

[soft coral]

u should've known

[keen sparrow]

She diamond hands that shit

Lmao

[soft coral]

clearly its your fault

[keen sparrow]

I will say though, she let me teach her how to play Monster Hunter

And she became better at it than her borhter that’s been playing for years

[soft coral]

teach her how to play hero siege

he'll hate u for the rest of ya life

she*

[keen sparrow]

Even MH was a stretch

She usually stays in the animal crossing and pokemon lanes

Skyrim, mass effect. Stuff you could play while listening to a podcast. Casual stuff.

[soft coral]

she would enjoy fallout4 too

[keen sparrow]

So funny thing

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

this kid still posting tarkov

brother

[keen sparrow]

She is terrified of old 50s aesthetic AND geiger counter sounds

[soft coral]

please

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh @little flame

[stark torrent]

shut the fuck up mongol

[soft coral]

no

[little flame]

mongoloid

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-oda-odablock-zick-gif-12425618983925587798

[soft coral]

I like shitting on cryon

[keen sparrow]

These mfkers for tarkov

[viral egret]

wild ass fetish

[soft coral]

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[soft coral]

this chat getting weird again I cant with you retards

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/archer-queen-meowstarssc-j5DmMB5KpusseqL4Wd

[viral egret]

ivan after losing his job

[keen sparrow]

That was almost not a good shot

[soft coral]

terrified of 50s aesthetic?

the fk?

[keen sparrow]

And lava

I don’t get it either

Says they all give her like.. existential dread

I kinda get it. The 80s gives me the fucking heebeejeebs

How the fuck did that decade actually exist

[soft coral]

yeah but the 80s was nothing but crack

so thats justified

the 50s no

shes just delulu

[keen sparrow]

Maybe because in the 50s women were actually in the kitchen

[soft coral]

tell her to stop acting like your ex

[keen sparrow]

My ex was even more tradwife than her actually, lol

Fillipinos man….

[soft coral]

wait old gf is filipino

new one is?

[keen sparrow]

“HUN HUN WHY IS LIKE THAT, SUS GINO’HO KO PISTING YAWA’

[keen sparrow]

White

[soft coral]

what a downgrade

[keen sparrow]

OH MY GOD

[soft coral]

what?

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[keen sparrow]

Idk i disagree

My ex never would’ve been a gamer

The most she played was candy crush on her phone

Bro what would my fucking rank be if messages in here counted, wtf

[soft coral]

idk oflin might've outranked me

but I believe I'm top 5

[fast garden]

id be like, second highest rank iirc

[viral egret]

master?

[fast garden]

assuming an average point gain per message

[viral egret]

if my messages counted here id be master rank

i think

or expert

[soft coral]

wtf was the messages rank command

@stark torrent hook us up

[viral egret]

! levels

or ! xp idk

[fast garden]

dont you have to do it in the bot channel

[keen sparrow]

I just can’t be asked to actually talk to other gamma enjoyers

[granite coral]

🏆 Current rank leaderboard

➡️ 1st iedy / Level 86 (1,255,082 XP)
2nd ivan_5kov / Level 82 (1,084,167 XP)
3rd oflin / Level 81 (1,066,980 XP)
4th grokitach / Level 77 (927,239 XP)
5th momopate / Level 75 (858,154 XP)

[viral egret]

god ufcking knows

[fast garden]

/ rank view in xp-levels

[keen sparrow]

Holy fucking yappers

[soft coral]

💪

OOOSHK

momo on 5th

wtf

[fast garden]

and xp doesnt even get tracked in these channels man

[soft coral]

so u can imagine the yapping I've done

[viral egret]

i have 38.7k msgs

[soft coral]

wait in which channels does it count?

[viral egret]

11k of which are in here

[viral egret]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

#╟❓general-offtopic (?)

[fast garden]

i dont think any social channels are tracked

these

[cyan garnet]

Mossad couldnt compel me to go into newbies chat or offtopic

[fast garden]

yeah im good off that

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1466145774609104927/Screenshot_20260101_020202_Instagram.jpg?ex=697bae28&is=697a5ca8&hm=62ea81902ec9feed52f327d00c7f65acf68aa9160dc631c66cc0b934198476b9&=&format=webp&width=686&height=824

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/clash-royale-archer-queen-32BbUG1C3i4rLI2uij

https://giphy.com/gifs/archer-lying-queen-rDA9RxxOh0cpYKuk72

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/paige-deadlock-fortnite-shotgun-onepump-gif-17637335380701965624

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/queen-clash-royale-archer-6YZzLuoA0eYaNrE1QT

[fast garden]

AYO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/death-seal-seals-fire-hell-gif-648615852757996432

[fast garden]

iedy archer queen gooning

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matty-stabz-hySl5fjzzDecbDztBu

[keen sparrow]

Y’know? Suddenly i don’t feel so bad for wanting to lay pipe in Therapist

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1466143120071589981/image.png?ex=697babaf&is=697a5a2f&hm=805f72f3d2af790996b733ae03c5ea4ae9392a328ca89472c4d04368180dd028&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

@fast garden

all i did was post this in vc and asked iedy if he would crack an archer

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

man what the fuck

[fast garden]

try to look up goon art to fuel the fire

all goon art of character is them fat or with a disgusting weiner

i regret trying to contribute to the bit

[keen sparrow]

So true though

Can’t find edna mode without a dick to save my life

[fast garden]

theres like

a level of niche

where thats the only option

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, they make her fat, pregnant, or futa

Where the nuts are bigger than her head

Sometimes a combination of all three

be random

cruising through gamma channels

stumbles across tarkov channel

EDNA MODE FUTA COCK PREGNANT VORE BELLY

[fast garden]

boys club

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-odazock-gif-27676838

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-zesty-thank-you-gif-82221757889870698

[keen sparrow]

Browsing civitai is like this too

[fast garden]

what is that

[keen sparrow]

There was 1 guy, oh my fucking lord

[ancient marsh]

...?

[keen sparrow]

Place to get models and loras for stablediffusion

[fast garden]

ah

[keen sparrow]

This guy

Was making nothing but fat dragons with fat pussies and huge dicks

Like, dozens and dozens per day

I checked their profile and i don;t remember the exact numbers

[ancient marsh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

But their number of total pics posted and account creation date meant they were making and posting an average of 60 pictures a day

[fast garden]

bro was doing more than just cranking those out

[keen sparrow]

Anyways. Tarkov or something idk

[fast garden]

yeah whats going on in this dead game rn

[keen sparrow]

When you go piss after you just applied golden star

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/nuggetand-cat-car-cat-meme-cats-gif-13549128190129307854

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Bro china would do some shit like that