💣tarkov-released

[glacial haven]

1024 is the bit size, even I don't know what they are using

Just do in 1k increases

[ancient marsh]

i did it in 1024 increments

8192 to 16384 mb should be enough

[viral egret]

ye so like

[ancient marsh]

i think

[viral egret]

16gb

1024 = gib
1000 = gb

[ancient marsh]

btw i just realized i am basically in an abusive relationship with tarkov @glacial haven

[viral egret]

it's weird

[ancient marsh]

i literally wanted to give props to the game

[viral egret]

i don't remember why is like that

[ancient marsh]

for keeping all my stuff in the sorting table

after it craashed

like it would have been better if IT DIDNT FUCKING CRASH

FROM ME NOT DOING ANYTRHING

[glacial haven]

At least they save it, that's a nice qol feature

[viral egret]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

or just dont crash

[glacial haven]

i was more so generally speaking, that you can close it without having to redo everything

the crashing part, well

[ancient marsh]

you know what would have been nicer

than keeping it in sorting table?

the time i like geared up swapping gear

with the swap function that searches the whole stash

and after i was done it gave me an error

booted me to main menu after 10 seconds

and made me redo it

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

while everyone was waiting on me

[viral egret]

wait

was gonna say that

lmao

[keen sparrow]

You want tarzan to be a basketball american?

SPT FPV drone lets you blow up the BTR

[compact knoll]

@remote fox wanna watch BO2?

[remote fox]

Maybe in a bit.

[keen sparrow]

Okay. They broke me

SPT might’ve been a bad idea

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-tulsi-gabbard-what-the-fuck-gif-16004723

@surreal stirrup That’s a ‘moderator’ for the actual SPT discord

Bro’s mad cause i’m banned in SPT but he can’t ban me in WTT

[remote fox]

@compact knoll You still playing BO2?

[compact knoll]

Yeah

5 min

Make tea ill be there

[winged mica]

Why is he so angry 😭

[hallow stream]

I would be angry too if I was a modder for a shit game

You have to look at something that makes you angry

Especially all the retards on discord that can't read

[keen sparrow]

can confirm, i was a hazard in the comments of my own mods

[winged mica]

But I mean like

[keen sparrow]

Oh Drakia's just a fuckass

[winged mica]

What did you do that throws him into such rage

[keen sparrow]

It's not the first time he's had an anti-social outburst at me like that

He usually talks down to people and treats them like they're stupid

[hallow stream]

I mean

They are

They chose to buy tarkov

[winged mica]

He chose too

[hallow stream]

Yea hes mad at his own stupidity too

You think tarkov players dont go to bed and think

"fuck my chud life"

BSG truly not selling a game, but feelings

[keen sparrow]

He's one of those people that thinks the sun shines out his ass because he understands this shit

many such cases

[winged mica]

I feel like

[keen sparrow]

Easiest way to ragebait them is to call data-entry in a .json "coding"

[winged mica]

Basic C++ programmer can read it

Cuz I mean

Idk those commands are so clearly written like that

If you cant read it then idk

[keen sparrow]

he's a retard, not worth the calories our brains are expending talking about it

I wanna boot SPT and make an ICE agent LARP loadout

[winged mica]

Target only targets that speaks English

[keen sparrow]

oh fuck

i gotta use the pistol that has a will of its own

[pseudo storm]

Still dunking on PMCs in SPT?

[keen sparrow]

I've actually been playing Morrowind and Cyberpunk a lot lately

[pseudo storm]

nice

[winged mica]

Is there a way to replace all Scav as PMC in SPT

[keen sparrow]

SVM and/or ABPS

most definitely

4.0.11, or atleast my install, i get like 6 PMCs and then 28 scavs per map. it's fucking horrid rn

[glacial haven]

that's c#

[keen sparrow]

yeah, all SPT client mods are C#

[hallow stream]

Ngl

Ever since donuts got discontinued

Spt feels horrid for me

[glacial haven]

and it's extremely easy to read, not because it requires a mega-mind for it but because the formatting of the file is absolute dogshit because it has been reconstructed by dnspy

[hallow stream]

I wish 3.9 was still downloadable

Fucking cunts had to take the perfect version down

[keen sparrow]

That's funny because i hated that mod. I get why people like it and it did its job well, it's just not for me. i like sniping at stuff over 300 meters and donuts does the opposite of let you do that

[hallow stream]

I just like more activity

Sitting there is just boring

[keen sparrow]

Donuts just makes bots spawn in a ... donut, around you. and they spawn+despawn as you move around

it forces the bots to be within a certain radius of you, but also makes it so you don't spawn right next to a PMC start of raid

but they will never ever be very far from you either

[glacial haven]

That being said, what fucking retard wrote that code

GiveGearPresetSptCommand._commandRegex

[keen sparrow]

I don't remember what exactly changed in bot behaviour that broke donuts but the author pretty much quit modding altogether

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/user/39021/agavalda

i like that bro is combing through it anyways

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't understand that code either because it's written like dogshit

Why is he matching the text twice with the same regex

And why is _commandRegex public

[keen sparrow]

point is, just because you know a niche trade shouldn't give you Carte blanche to be a dick and talk down to those that don't

Like, if someone asks me what this is

I'm not going to be a dick about it.

[glacial haven]

Should be a given, no?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

idk if Stalker modding has this, but SPT has a weird dynamic where it's unironically

Coders Vs. Asset hounds

idk why

[glacial haven]

I know that I am extremely good at what I do but I prefer teaching or at least helping others with my knowledge rather than dunking on them

[keen sparrow]

it's the 'learn 2 code ' shit like it's still 2015, lol

[glacial haven]

Unless someone comes along that behaves like a know-it-all while being just plainly wrong or wants to lecture me while being in the wrong

[keen sparrow]

They got their karma

IL2CPP

RIP Client coding for the foreseeable future

[pseudo storm]

Probably some elaborate psychoanalysis report on people who act like that

[glacial haven]

Well, you could always just create a translation layer but I doubt that they can do that

Because it requires you to know how il2cpp functions

[keen sparrow]

and see

if i go to their dev-questions channel and ask

"why not make a translation layer"

i'd get clapped back with "Rex, don't pretend to know wtf you're talking about"

instead of explaining why

just a generally unruly bunch

[glacial haven]

The only reason why a translation layer would even work is because they haven't disabled the il2cpp dynamic referencing, like the reflection layer it uses

[glacial haven]

I said it's doable, just very time consuming and one update to fuck over cheaters and that translation layer is clapped beyond believe

They probably know that as well

Most of the shit like the dumpers and decryption for the global-metadata was probably skidded from the cheats forum I always mention

Which is smart but just won't get them very far

Damn that would be a fun project

Creating a translation layer between il2cpp and c#

[keen sparrow]

This is all i know about it

big aids

[glacial haven]

But why assembly, what

What the fuck am I even reading

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

https://melonwiki.xyz/#/universalmods

It's just a pain in the ass because they'd have to work with a bunch of native il2cpp exports for it

But if cheat devs can do it, they can as well

[keen sparrow]

nah, they're too busy being discord moderators, lol

hence the M

[glacial haven]

Well, creating hooks from C# is absolutely retarded as well, they'd have to write the translation layer in a native language like C++, otherwise they'd have to do a ton of managed to unmanaged conversions which are costly

But since I saw one of them do a regex match twice in a row for the same shit, I can safely assume the community does not care much about performance

[keen sparrow]

our modded game that tops out at 40 fps

There's like one workaround and it's running the Fika 'headless' client on another PC and connecting to it with your actual gaming rig

so stupid, lol

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

my current version of SPT doesn't have transparent mags, RIP. also, classic ICE bro has the douchey hydra riser, with the laser, and no NVGs to be seen

[compact knoll]

300 bucks for a riser is criminal

a piece of plastic

[keen sparrow]

they're always 'aircraft grade aluminum'

and 350$ is on the low end for risers believe it or not

most unity risers are reaching 600-700, it's so retarded

but you know the old phrase, "a fool and his money are easily seperated"

okay so they all use the T1, they all use the BCM Mod 2 stock

and they're feds so there has to be Daniel Defense furniture

[winged mica]

45 RIP?

9mm has rip too?

They do have rip

[keen sparrow]

it's supposed to be a dark joke

That ICE would run the most destructive flesh ammo while working around civilians

[compact knoll]

what happened between here

[keen sparrow]

it's missing something

[glacial haven]

a rope, perhaps?

[keen sparrow]

That's more like it

[compact knoll]

what happened there

[keen sparrow]

would it blow your mind to find out there were CoD games for the Nintendo DS?

[winged mica]

3399

Whatever this currency is

[winged mica]

My most favorite games

I loved the COD Modern Warfare 1 and 2

[keen sparrow]

I think one of my favourite "who asked for this" DS games is Splinter Cell for the 3ds.

It's literally Chaos Theory, on a handheld.

what a time to be alive.

[pseudo storm]

Whats it sound like suppressed in game?

[runic ruin]

@pseudo storm Default muzzle

[pseudo storm]

very nice

[runic ruin]

on suppressor

this is mod WWT Armory

[pseudo storm]

oooo

That is an interesting suppressed sound

[pseudo storm]

Random ask, but do you know of the YT channel Ulteam8 за кадром?

[runic ruin]

?)

[pseudo storm]

Yep

[pseudo storm]

thats him

[fast garden]

literally 1984 in deadlock discord

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Ask them to show what rule its breaking

[fast garden]

every single person in this discord has trans flags or they them in bio

they would make an example out of me if i did

[compact knoll]

Touche

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

The fuck does this even mean

[hollow patrol]

Vote rem

[ancient marsh]

In a valve game? Fucking how

Valve doesnt police their in game chats at all

I can go and say nothing but the hard R

And not get a single punishment

How did they survive

These people only thrive in riot games

Where a wrong word is an insta global mute for the match

[ancient marsh]

Blops 4, cold war, 6

[stark torrent]

Nah it changed a long time ago , in dota now if u say retard 3 times u get automodded and muted for the whole match automatically

It actually taught ppl to rage without slurs / curses

[ancient marsh]

Its so fucking over

[ancient marsh]

Thats why league changed the bait ping and then removed it

It looked like a noose

And people spammed it on teammates

[stark torrent]

Based

Dota added sarcastic voicelines and shit from heroes and some are like "die" or " you suck" etc and ppl would spam it the moment someone made a mistske and tilt them

They literally added p2w tilt methods

[fast garden]

dude deadlock is fire ngl

[stark torrent]

In a world with concords , highguards and other dogshit games that disnt last a year , you have deadlock

Actually well thought game

But its made by Valve so it figures

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/CYh5b6jK9X4?si=I7MucXis81_eLVtB @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-briga-italiano-peter-griffin-gif-18271904796003623964

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

These are the best, where the food is fucking banging already

it's just that staff just fucking hate each other

[soft coral]

good morning

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-abe-exit-confused-bye-bart-gif-7694184

Her when she gets there^

[soft coral]

how we doin @keen sparrow

isn't it like 12 am or something over there

[keen sparrow]

yeah, and i hate it

I laid down at 10pm for a reason

and here i am awake

Logitech needs to chill

Is that a mouse or a clothing iron

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

https://www.logitech.com/en-us/shop/p/mx-vertical-ergonomic-mouse

why

absolutely ridiculous

imagine playing FPS with that weird lookin bitch

[soft coral]

some people do

[keen sparrow]

omw to deport scavs to the afterlife

[surreal stirrup]

woe,

rat upon ye

[keen sparrow]

yeah you're better than the 3 people in that discord that are animators by trade btw

[surreal stirrup]

if only i had like

proper rig for tarkov

i would do something but nah

[surreal stirrup]

(because nikita is a bitch)

(that connects hands to weapon)

[keen sparrow]

Choccy's rig

[surreal stirrup]

so that means i can put stuff like sledgehammer on it

https://tenor.com/view/alright-gif-12183441855434730874

well that sledge is just the inspection

and funnily enough
i'm not even fully done with it

i would like to optimize it since
keyframes

[keen sparrow]

first attempt at a raid, birdeye snipes me where i spawn, Alt+f4

second attempt at a raid, try setting my resolution lower, like i always do, monitor turns off and game crashes

This bitch is cursed tonight

[viral egret]

average spt loss

killed goons as scav with iedy

[keen sparrow]

I keep my gear when i alt+f4 and it doesn't count as AWOL

live players alt+f4 and their character page rats them out for it

[viral egret]

bohoo

[keen sparrow]

lol what's boohoo about that

[viral egret]

just dont die or go awol

[hollow patrol]

crayon eater in the chat

i repeat

crayola gobbler in the chat

[surreal stirrup]

so that means im in marine corps
cool

[stark torrent]

The 6 cylinder revolver in Highguard has only 5 shots

[viral egret]

when u finjsh work @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

i got home but i have other shit to do fo rnow

[viral egret]

ok

[stark torrent]

play later

[viral egret]

in like a hr?

alr

[stark torrent]

nah i wish

around 6 or 7

[viral egret]

alr

[stark torrent]

[pallid bolt]

it's actually pretty nice. I had carpel tunnel for a long time and it helps alleviate the symptoms

[keen sparrow]

gaming is dead

[ancient marsh]

?

[little flame]

what

[keen sparrow]

it just looks so boring

where are the good games man

[viral egret]

not here

good games are almost all releases before 2020 or smth

old games in general are good

[little flame]

nah indie games are peak

[viral egret]

had a blast playing waw with a friend on console few weeks ago

[little flame]

triple a is dead

[viral egret]

some i guess are good too

silksong is

[keen sparrow]

So am i just not the target audience anymore, are games bad now, or both

[hollow patrol]

games r bad now

[little flame]

both

there are many hidden gems

but they're not popular enough to be mainstream

[keen sparrow]

highguard not only has mount skins, but mount emotes...

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8XIdNJoMawU

[soft coral]

there are revolvers out there with 5 shots?

whats the issue

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[soft coral]

ooh 6 cylinder

[stark torrent]

are you stupid man , i said it has 6 cylinders ingame

[soft coral]

well

[stark torrent]

the model

[soft coral]

yes yes

[stark torrent]

yes yes

pula

[little flame]

yes yes

[short cove]

Not the intended application, but i run a mx 3 and it is really nice to hold, even for gaming.

[soft coral]

its ok man

[short cove]

Thing weighs like a fair bit tho

[little flame]

why is this guy back

[ancient marsh]

so we're running the handjob grip

😭

[little flame]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Mx 3

Not vertical

[keen sparrow]

y'all seen that logitech mouse that just looks like a pussy?

[short cove]

I dont think i want to

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jukeboxsaints-wGPi8wQnGV5liFbis0

[keen sparrow]

when you have your middle finger on the scroll wheel it looks like you're flicking a clit

[viral egret]

bro picked the worst channel to talk about pussy in

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[ancient marsh]

ivan the typa guy to scroll with his tongue

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

lol why's that?

[soft coral]

jail

[stark torrent]

holy shit i smell

[soft coral]

what the actual fk is wrong with this chat

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

AYO

This setup looks kinda clean though

[short cove]

Rex do you even have a job

[keen sparrow]

I have a son

[short cove]

Unemployed ah

[soft coral]

not what he asked

but u play spt so obviously no

[stark torrent]

Rex are u stay at home dad

[keen sparrow]

I served my time in hell already

[stark torrent]

Where money man

[keen sparrow]

yes

[little flame]

[soft coral]

Bulgaria???

[keen sparrow]

taking care of old people as a job

[stark torrent]

now u take care of the little one

at least this one is yours

[soft coral]

is it?

[stark torrent]

if he wears kitty headphones and plays tarkov later in life it definetely is

[soft coral]

shut up you shed living twink

[short cove]

You post furry gooner bait in my dms

[glacial haven]

you rancid retard, i fucking nearly spat my water out

[short cove]

You got no right to speak

[glacial haven]

i was also about to ask how he is doing chilling in a darkest dungeon room

[soft coral]

soreh

[glacial haven]

but i refrained from it until you posted that shit lmao

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

there isnt a single clean person here

[short cove]

You legit wrote you smell like 10 mins ago

[soft coral]

pot calling the kettle black

[glacial haven]

ayo fuck you too

[soft coral]

man i can't

what is happening

[stark torrent]

sir we shared mortal accidents and assasination reels

SOY LIBRE

[soft coral]

none of you are seeing heaven

neither will I

[glacial haven]

false, one of the the latest ones was a maestro playing at a piano

[viral egret]

too bad

[glacial haven]

and verstappen celebrating

[stark torrent]

Pearly Gates not only will not open for us , but they have a poster with our faces on the gate telling us to fuck off

[soft coral]

sad I can't post the al quaeda edits of george russel

those are amazing

[stark torrent]

cant post most of epstein / diddy / kirk edits either

this is why ram is 300% btw

[glacial haven]

i repent on a daily

[keen sparrow]

He looks like me but with his mom's butt chin

[soft coral]

the ones I have I cannot post

[glacial haven]

i sent that one to iedy and asked if I could theoretically post it

the answer was a resounding no

ah wait

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-puppy-helicopter-puppy-wagging-tail-gif-8160737066068723289

[little flame]

LMAOOO

[soft coral]

BUT

CAN U STOPPPPPP

fucking weirdo

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6TbYnMMWfdUZXQm6tZ6vib?si=4eb08a3f2e4c4beb @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7pFYH9O04&list=RDqX7pFYH9O04&start_radio=1 @soft coral

[soft coral]

happy knowing i grew up with skrillex

[ancient marsh]

do you live in fucking Mumbai bro?

every single day you comment on how bad you stink

are you sure you're not a Romani

[little flame]

@stark torrent u wanna join me and cryon?

or u working

[soft coral]

we continue with ghost of cock
@little flame @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

right

the bird chasing game

[little flame]

cockshima

[keen sparrow]

I was so confused for a second

[soft coral]

some of these bamboo strikes are complete aids

[little flame]

yee

16/20 calibration

zzzz

[viral egret]

17/20

[little flame]

17*

ye u right

lol

[little flame]

u?

damn bro

we gotta goopmax

[little flame]

still

join vc

sir

sirge

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[ancient marsh]

7.3 mil claim

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lZUESBAkc1y6hb7zj?invite=cr-MSxQenQsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=3

iedy after being stranded on a deserted island and finding a bottle of piss thats 6 months old

[little flame]

@stark torrent

hes right

[blazing acorn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/URPBNdWRulI?si=6cE4uEetasBz7uvz

For you maidenless nerds

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh

[soft coral]

17:00 passes

neighbour starts hammering his walls again
@stark torrent

there is no winning in this country

[pallid bolt]

shoot your neighbor

[little flame]

spanish

[brittle sinew]

Bro I think that's every country

[soft coral]

well idk about other countries

I'm talking my own

[brittle sinew]

Every country has the annoying ass neighbor

Mow lawn at 5 in morning, hammer 896 nails at 17

drill holes in walls for no reason at 21

[soft coral]

REALLLLL

[hallow stream]

get a drill with a long bit and where he hammers the wall just start drilling where his head would be

commit murder

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent i'll keep your NL on me

for next raid

@little flame same for your mags

[little flame]

ty

[ancient marsh]

but that angle from the bathroom was sick as hell

he was never gonna see that

i think i always had a knack for these obscure off angles

fuck i just realized

i didnt loot the guy i killed

from the bathroom angle

fucking retard

btw @stark torrent

the more i pvp

the more i realize how placebo armor is

you know how many hits my plate took

that entire raid with 3 pmc fights?

1 hit.

from 58 to 52

and i almost died

[little flame]

fr

[little flame]

ye cuz they have good ammo no?

[ancient marsh]

good ammo would destroy my plate

they just didnt hit me anywhere

[little flame]

ah

[ancient marsh]

just arms legs stomach

[little flame]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

and im running steel too

it is very fragile

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jalen-hurts-58

[ancient marsh]

man the recoil on the velociraptor is so bad

it needs to have like 20 recoil less

bro.
it has 2 recoil less than an AK74N with no mods.

[little flame]

72 per restock bruh

[ancient marsh]

this shit is unacceptable

it comes with a fucking zhukov

[little flame]

asfsadög,dsklöflkhsdflhsd

just missed ragman restock

[ancient marsh]

just buy off cd

[little flame]

couldve gotten 2 altyns

[ancient marsh]

youre gonna have like 500 quikcly

[little flame]

i have alot already

[soft coral]

buying ammo from prapor = full time job

[fast garden]

honestly i think i just like 300 blk in tarkov more than i actually like the gun

[little flame]

velociraptor is dogshit though

[soft coral]

omg I ripped a big fart

https://youtu.be/MGI5-Nm0YLo?si=_2JFya1M7Hn-PNjZ
@little flame @fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

dj race mixer

[soft coral]

[little flame]

@ancient marsh why is dead money so mid

im not really enjoying doing it rn

im almost done i think

[ancient marsh]

it's pretty good

at the end there is like 50 gold bars each worth 25k caps

that are really heavy

[little flame]

how many actual like content dlcs are there?

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

ahh

im not taking any

[ancient marsh]

uuuh

[little flame]

i dont wanna ruin the game for me

[ancient marsh]

old world blues

honest hearts

lonesome road

dead money

4? i guess

[little flame]

damn nice

not bad

13 hours in rn

having a blast

[ancient marsh]

whats ur build

[little flame]

doing some plasma rifle unique weapon build rn doing mostly vats

got power armor

can show after i finish dlc

since i dont have my stuff on me rn

[soft coral]

time for another isaac run

ggs

hehe having birds eye and butter bean makes isaac fart and shoot out a fire out of his ass
@little flame

10/10 game btw

[daring temple]

God, save me

[glacial haven]

Sure, whatever, I honestly don't care enough to start arguing lmao

But if that is the way they are already looking at it, yes, spt will never have client mods

Or even exist beyond the beta

[viral egret]

pve player

too

@stark torrent bro is bragging about escaping tarkov on the easiest difficulty

[stark torrent]

i mean ggs anyway man who cares its still a slog overall - a lot of the main task is PvE anyway - mostly fetch quests and shit

and terminal is pve 100%

the hardest part is pvp has random players / cheaters that can fuck you up

[winged mica]

Letting Go? Yeh

Letting go of Poverty

[viral egret]

yeah

i guess its still a win nfor him

but like this channel notoriously hates spt-ers

[ancient marsh]

you did this 4 days ago

why post now

did you like not play at all last year

your account barely had achievements until this wipe

yet you have 2.5 something k hours

[viral egret]

hes pve man it doesnt even matter

[ancient marsh]

you never visited offices?

[ancient marsh]

its pvp

[viral egret]

oh shit

xiao-ming

[winged mica]

wait after finishing terminal do you get sent back to menu with all your gear?

[viral egret]

yes

cant go back in

forced to prestige after

otherwise u have like nothin to do

tbf iedy finished the game and hes still playing without prestige

[winged mica]

I never know what is this prestige like

[viral egret]

cause we need him

[winged mica]

new game+?

[viral egret]

lvl 55, 20 end/str/vit?, likeget kappa and u can prestige

idk

i plan to prestige once

or twice

but im still early

i need to focus on kappa quests

[winged mica]

when you prestige do you like lose all your gear

and start over again?

[ancient marsh]

yes + rewards

[ancient marsh]

you start the game from 0 again yheah

but yeah this guy's account looks rly weird @daring temple

[glacial haven]

you know, sometimes, if you have nothing to add to the conversation but negativity, you can also just refrain from speaking

[ancient marsh]

either he took a long break and locked in on 1.0

or this is like a stolen acc of someone elses?

[winged mica]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-laugh-speed-smile-smile-speed-laugh-speed-speed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7339698433566299544

[ancient marsh]

lots of hours but barely any achievements from last wipe

or before that

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[ancient marsh]

this is all the achievements he has from before 1.0

and then he speedruns best ending in 400 raids

[viral egret]

funny if hes a xiaoming

or maybe js good idk

[ancient marsh]

it def looks suspicious

@stark torrent what do you think

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/5374027

check achievement history

[glacial haven]

idk, maybe spt instead of live

[viral egret]

god bless this game

[stark torrent]

just hop in vc man

[viral egret]

play arena

dnt move for a minute

[stark torrent]

go do punisher

[viral egret]

guy headshots me instantly

thru wall

[ancient marsh]

does it even count the hours

[glacial haven]

in the spt client? yeah but not on the live version

but also only if you never reset it, spt is basically entirely local, if you reset it, that information is gone forever

[ancient marsh]

then idk it's a rly weird acc

like 2700 hours

no achievements

played 2025 wipe for like 1 week

achievements came out in 2024

???

he literally never went inside factory office

before this wipe

[glacial haven]

he never really went anywhere before this wipe, definitely interesting to see

his first transit is also in this wipe

[ancient marsh]

yeah it's def suspicious

[glacial haven]

and realistically, if he has a job or school, the wipe has been going on for 73 days, he could've at absolute maximum added like 30 - 40 days of playtime, which means the account has been idle in some screen for the remainder lmao

or he really liked one map in particular and just ran that for the past wipes, never leaving it

[stark torrent]

Time traveler : Moves a Chair

Timeline

[keen sparrow]

BAAAASED

oldest trick in the book, but still so so good

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ArU7zi1ejIM

[keen sparrow]

YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME THE WAY I PLAY SO YOU SUCK

same energy as those "I BEAT RADAHN PRE-PATCH" retards

[viral egret]

who tf is radahn

[keen sparrow]

this motherfucker didn't play elden ring

should try it, you're missing out

[viral egret]

was planning on playing elden ring one day

[keen sparrow]

and then you bought Tarkov

GG

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

I'm still waiting for the shadow of the erdtree DLC to go on sale. a fool's errand, but i'm not blowing 40$ on a DLC.

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame @ancient marsh pc bluescreen

[fast garden]

i 100%ed the game on ps5 and have no intention of going back to play that dlc

since i either A have to go play on ps5

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden why is your profile picture so gae now

[fast garden]

or B have to re buy the game on pc and play again

it wasnt before?

came to deadlock and saw this character like the green goblin mask

[keen sparrow]

I think it's cute, whatever

[fast garden]

last time i played a moba was smite

i liked smite and all, but i like how since there are no roles i can just play who i want

deadlock fun

[keen sparrow]

rumour has it the DLC is about the same scope as the base game

that's a pro or a con depending who you ask

[fast garden]

like i know its good

im still never going to play it

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[keen sparrow]

man you really ruffled some feathers with this one

[little flame]

bro we're joking it's not that deep

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[fast garden]

https://stupidpenisx.com/JellybackJoe/status/2015956621227106775?s=20

JellybackJoe (@JellybackJoe)

https://t.co/TF3CxB9UkJ

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Jan 27, 2026, 1:14 AM

repost from brainfat

but

i just went back to d2 a couple days ago

hearty laugh from this

[soft coral]

@fast garden WHAT is that PFP

EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW

[fast garden]

3 for 3

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

where isthat character from?

[keen sparrow]

i'll make him change it back watch

[fast garden]

deadlock

[soft coral]

they 18?

[keen sparrow]

My GF's name is Paige

WAIT

[soft coral]

who asked

[keen sparrow]

almost

[calm pollen]

Her nose is too small

She claims to be a bookworm but her head is tiny

[soft coral]

fk tinder bro

I'm starting to browse for wedding dresses on marketplace to scout for divorced women

plus I can sort by size

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-handshake-jose-mourinho-handshake-mourinho-gif-26083601

[little flame]

i've seen that meme

rofl

[keen sparrow]

get you a fat bitch, then slowly erode her self-esteem overtime and convince her she can never do better than you so she'll never leave

[soft coral]

THIS MAN KNOWS BALL

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-roma-2023-wink-gif-8682963131337096979

[soft coral]

nah

getting yourself a fat girl then randomly encourage her to go gym with you so she loses weight

we call that a tactical decision

long term investment

[keen sparrow]

i've seen that before

she uhh... she left him because suddenly she was attractive

[remote fox]

She then proceeds to cheat on you

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-congratulations-you-played-your-self-gif-10536951

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

you may not like it but this is the play

That or snatching widows at funerals

[soft coral]

speaking from experience?

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

they're emotionally vulnerable after their husband just died

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

we go all out

on the pickup line

TECHNICAL DECISION

[keen sparrow]

idk who Floyd Rose is but fuck him

[soft coral]

?

[keen sparrow]

awful guitar bridge design

[true cradle]

Каво…

Какой тарков

[keen sparrow]

The bridge is designed in such a way so that when you use the whammy bar, you need a pile of springs inside the back of your guitar to keep everything under the proper tension.

[keen sparrow]

אין טרקוב

Tuning a Floyd Rose also takes like 8x longer than any other guitar, it's so stupid

[soft coral]

bro is posting guitars now

[keen sparrow]

anything to not talk Tarkov

This is the highest i've ever gotten Mag Drills, and it has taken ages

[soft coral]

THATS WHAT I"VE BEEN SAYING

[keen sparrow]

yeah but then some shitbiter comes in

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

KYS

[stark torrent]

p!avatar @fast garden

[soft coral]

I sent her this

[torpid sparrow]

Avatar for theenegotiator

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[little flame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[soft coral]

she replied with

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

A WIN IS A WIN

[viral egret]

get out with this ass

dogshit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-tulsi-gabbard-head-shake-nope-gif-15804450

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423990357057732638/9tj95s.gif

[soft coral]

now we have him transitioning too

[stark torrent]

from all the hot characters like the goth chick you picked paige

[soft coral]

typical american retardation

[little flame]

too?

[keen sparrow]

omg it worked?

[stark torrent]

nvm there is a mod for goth girl paige

[keen sparrow]

our species is absolutely cooked

[soft coral]

yes.

[keen sparrow]

i mean, a win is a win

[soft coral]

A WIN IS A WIN

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/water-liquid-nitrogen-mv7FcziOrIp6o

[keen sparrow]

bobcut supremacy

not whatever this is

McDonald's lookin ass hairline

https://tenor.com/view/mcdo-mcdonalds-gif-26175108

[stark torrent]

alreayd porn mods of deadlock

[soft coral]

its called the I shoved a fork inside the outlet haircut rex

[stark torrent]

ivan when job

did u apply to that store

[soft coral]

?????????

no

soon

[little flame]

i did not mean to true react

mb

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

reject goth

embrace redhead

[stark torrent]

redhead goth was one of my ex's , got bless

[viral egret]

was she good

[stark torrent]

she was a walking red flag literally but cute

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

redheads are like

hmmm

My mother's a redhead

how can i say it without sounding racist, i don't think i can

they're crazy even by white-people standards

[fast garden]

i know

[soft coral]

told the bitch I'll suck on you like the bottom part of an icecream cone
@fast garden @keen sparrow @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Lord have mercy

I wanna see what she says

[keen sparrow]

so the courting ritual is to tell them what you would tell your bros, got it

[ancient marsh]

why post this?

[viral egret]

Information that did not need to be known.

[soft coral]

too bad

she said it made her laugh @stark torrent @keen sparrow

autism triumphs yet again

[keen sparrow]

this could be a double edged sword

either she a chill freak or a weird freak

[ancient marsh]

a tank is visible even in fog of war

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-ohio

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

https://klipy.com/gifs/speech-bubble-ishowspeed-1

bro

what am i fucking finding

[soft coral]

what the fuck

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[ancient marsh]

Hasan's dog when it moves an inch for water

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-reaction

[soft coral]

when u see a crashed car.
always assume its a woman.
be a man.
@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden @native crypt

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

me after crashing car

[soft coral]

nah

wrong

thats for when u park in a handicapped spot

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[hallow stream]

@fast garden wtf you play deadlock???

[little flame]

sybau

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar

[hallow stream]

fellow slop enjoyer

[little flame]

is deadlock any good?

i remember being accepted into playtest really early but never played

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-backflip-speed-backflip-ishowspeed-backflip-gif-12661145440690617681

[hallow stream]

you tell me

[viral egret]

half life 5 when

[little flame]

in a hero shooter is wild

[viral egret]

im tired of waiting for 3 and 4

[little flame]

just release half life 3 already

[hallow stream]

its a moba

[little flame]

wdym

rly?

[hallow stream]

yes

[little flame]

isnt it a hero shooter

[hallow stream]

bro listened and trusted xal

[little flame]

bro i swear it was at first

i guess not

i literally have the game and had it since release of playtest

[hallow stream]

no it was always supposed to be a movement shooter moba

[little flame]

oh i thought u were just joking

lmfao

we're out now btw

[viral egret]

allee died aswell

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/m017dPmTOD6pcm_qd?invite=cr-MSxFVEosMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=6

[fast garden]

got it like

idk 2 days ago

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1465793597868736708/G_rsO8fbAAIsfde.png?ex=697a662a&is=697914aa&hm=4dbaf46f252fac48f278a20e124b1ea3af05fa913492b73264642e6fe2ad0451&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=724&height=824

[compact knoll]

Oh he changed his pfp to a woman

Theehormontherapy

[fast garden]

the last one

and the one before that

were all women

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

so turns out

hk416 does NOT count for pisskeeping mission

[ancient marsh]

yeah?

[stark torrent]

are you stupid

[ancient marsh]

it says so

fucking moron

[stark torrent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-abdullahaljashami-c9fo0fcrKAvmBO0UOY

[ancient marsh]

where does it say hk

[viral egret]

why tf does it give you a HK

i looked on wiki

[stark torrent]

it doesnt

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

it doesnt

[viral egret]

it did

[stark torrent]

it gives u m4 you get HK from lend lease

[ancient marsh]

tHe hk is a reward

for previous quest

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

you fucking moron

[viral egret]

i have 2 hks

though

[ancient marsh]

cryon

i know you say you are top of your class

in school

[stark torrent]

@little flame

[ancient marsh]

but you cant say that when you are in special ed class

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

while ur not disabled

[viral egret]

tf

[ancient marsh]

this is up for debate btw

[viral egret]

its whatever man

learned my mistake

or not mistake lesson

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret

got from scav case

basically makes all AI run to you and be neutral

[viral egret]

i know

i have one i think

iedy told me what it does

[little flame]

you good blud?

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

and what

[keen sparrow]

That looks fun

[daring temple]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

What do you mean

[keen sparrow]

Oh don’t bother

Found frota out in the wild, lmfao

[compact knoll]

@remote fox wanna watch bo6?

[remote fox]

Going to take a nap, perhaps later.

[compact knoll]

Sleep well

[fast garden]

and im the gae one

[wintry ridge]

Great gif

[keen sparrow]

y'know Tarzan was clappin' gorilla cheeks long before Jane ever showed up

[compact knoll]

@remote fox okay so

canon

you save the woman

what was the other guy

lazar

canonicly the jew dies

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6jzl_Oy2IQ

[keen sparrow]

I found a great youtube channel, lmao

It’s all schizo ‘the reptiles are feeding off your negative energy’ rants

[ancient marsh]

i mean read what i wrote

i guess you didnt play the game at all for 3 years and then speedran best ending in like 400 raids or whatever?

[little flame]

Cheaters cheat? Noway

[compact knoll]

More than 2 shakes and youre just playing with it

[cyan garnet]

The reptiles have amassed too much power

[native crypt]

welcome back fren

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

@fast garden how far u gotten in 7dtd?

[hollow patrol]

cocainum

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-ishowspeed-31

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-take-a-look-lets-take-a-look-horse-eyes-eye-gif-16645856658944144451

[fast garden]

im just kinda playing casually with a few buddies

we on day 25

[soft coral]

man I can't look at thee with that homosexual pfp
it just feels off you know

like when a time traveler kills a buttefly and it changes the course of action

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

hi iedy

[little flame]

niice nice

new update good?

havent played much since like 2.0

or whatever it is

the weather update

havent played much 2.0 i mean

[fast garden]

idk im not really an authority on this game

i played mostly on ps4 edition which was famously abandoned in an ancient version of the game