💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

yes

[little flame]

ty :)

[viral egret]

np

[viral egret]

@stark torrent watching the people as they try to arrest a neighbor of mine for resisting arrest

only in romania

"vino bre incoace putin"

"nu vreau"

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

a trecut 5 min

tot incearca sa-l faca sa iasa

cica e in posesie de droguri

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lZ7Mc0ZPD4sOvEcKR?invite=cr-MSxGU20sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

bro

😭

bro

what are these profiles

lmaooooo

the timmy

[viral egret]

@stark torrent they brought reinforcement

i hear 3 more cop cars just going there

[little flame]

LAFGMDHNGDAHHGDJUFSMDJK

LOW RECOIL LOUD

[ancient marsh]

not entirely false

that's almost lowest recoil for an ak104

idk why tf hes using a 104 tho

[little flame]

bosh

[viral egret]

bosh

[little flame]

wtf is john's heir

[calm pollen]

Apparently it's eliminating 4 pmc with headshots using a pistol (non revolver)

In a single raid

As a pmc

[viral egret]

shouldn't be too bad to do

glock with pbp and u wear full class 6

on factory

[little flame]

HOW IS HE NOT BANNED.......

[calm pollen]

Haven't you figured it out, BSG doesn't care about its player base, they don't care about cheaters as long as it makes them money

The few people at that place who do care are swamped

These people have no real need to worry about being banned, their RMT is through the roof that they can just buy another account

Now if BSG started HWID banned people then they might sweat till they figure out how to spoof

[remote fox]

Only way they get banned if they target a streamer.

[calm pollen]

Oh heaven forbid they touch the money

[viral egret]

@stark torrent smth came up so ill be back in like 10 alr

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh did u fell down a hole and ended up in a gay bar or where are u man

went to store to buy chips and condoms i guess you need neither

[viral egret]

bro ended up at mcdonaalds

he's eating 3 number9s and a large number7 as we speak

[fast garden]

“He’s busy”

[stark torrent]

hii thee

[ancient marsh]

yoooo

[fast garden]

This winter storm has left a lot of people without electricity

Grandparents, moms friend, aunt and uncle all don’t have power

Very surprised we are still good down here but i have a feeling that will change by tmr

[remote fox]

Man, losing electricity would suck. Imagine losing the ability refrigerate food.

[fast garden]

It happens pretty regularly here

[ancient marsh]

BACK TO TUTORIAL LOSER

+1 TEST DRIVE

[little flame]

bro what

"wrong encryption params"

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @fast garden @glacial haven @remote fox

@hollow patrol

killed a guy straight out of the tutorial, he has 0% survival rate

he killed 6 things on his scav, meaning he literally shoots on sight

Timbo of all timbos

[hollow patrol]

YOU FORGOT TO PING ME IN TH

im killing myself

its over

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

you know i love you hambo

[hollow patrol]

youre gonna be mentioned as the main cause of my death in my suicide note

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

🥀

Fresh off the boat and immediately got domed

[ancient marsh]

he legit spent less than 2 minutes in raid

we spawned, ran ahead a bit

and he walked in my general direction for like 3 seconds

i jsut whip around as soon as i hear a footstep and give him the head; lips treatment

[glacial haven]

He’s going to start paying for medical treatment after raid before picking up his first valuable item

[ancient marsh]

i might have financially ruined him with the healthcare costs

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

i thought he was at that ages ago?

[stark torrent]

it was yeah but his name

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[little flame]

dr diddy ready for service

[stark torrent]

ice agent loadout

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @remote fox @viral egret damn i left and everyone scattered

well good night then

good raids today

good progress

[viral egret]

yeah

[viral egret]

good night

[little flame]

GN

caps

[ancient marsh]

no need to yell man

[little flame]

just put my fries in the bag bruh

[keen sparrow]

they're running goofy gear tbh

I've seen some of them run canted canted diopters on their rifles

it's really funny to see the have LAMs on their shit when they're not running night vision

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @hollow patrol @compact knoll

[hollow patrol]

What does this mean?

*for the current socio-economic state of society

[keen sparrow]

It means 'Thank You'

[hollow patrol]

i see.

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-gif-thank-you-funny-thank-you-squat-thanks-bro-gif-7589626120606791089

[native crypt]

let me find the vid hold on

got it

[keen sparrow]

@hollow patrol

[ancient marsh]

airwing be wilding

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597439644111732747/1348585474612138054/sex-4x.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ryxlv_Uc8jU

[remote fox]

Was Futa-enjoyer on the cheater list?

[compact knoll]

@remote fox @glacial haven putting the pro in procrastination

come watch me play black ops 2

[keen sparrow]

one of the best CoDs only for the fact you could choose your loadout for campaign

'hell yeah i wanna play the whole campaign with a vector and a bolt action, ammo be damned'

[keen sparrow]

ayo? ICE is using the APC9?

Those are really expensive Swiss gucci guns

dumbass is a right handed shooter and his light is on the left, smh my head

[lone talon]

i think bro is playing spt

ice guy got the bot lobbies and modded weapons

he set the enemies to baby bots too btw

[keen sparrow]

if you'd seen the arrest footage, you'd know how right you are, lol

[lone talon]

nah i dont really gaf

its all propaganda anyway so no point

[compact knoll]

strike force missions are weird

but hey

ill take it

[winged mica]

The US Government has been using APC9 for a bit

Since like 2021s

US military uses it

[little flame]

BRO

LMAOOO

[viral egret]

tutankhamon

[keen sparrow]

Shit is Morrowind that old?

[compact knoll]

didnt know @fast garden was dating @ancient marsh

whens the anniversary

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ne-a bagat in cabinetu de franceza

[soft coral]

this channel is a fucking eternal prison

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/let's-take-a-look-lets-take-a-look-horse-eyes-eye-gif-16645856658944144451

[little flame]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/9480394

bros cheating but i still got 2nd place and he got 3rd

actual loser

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yx4o2qkOoW8

[little flame]

he only headshots and prefires

insta hs every time

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/NuCaloric/status/2015284873808744771

❯ wiintah˙˙ (@NuCaloric)

"Hello. I would like to play a game."

"W- what game is it Mr. Jigsaw?"

"You must play Escape from Tarkov... For 1 week."

"M- Mpph!! MPPHHH!!"

QRT: ArcRaiderAlerts
A Redditor was pissed because someone ran into his key room and started looting his weapon case. 😭

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 25, 2026, 4:45 AM

[keen sparrow]

I love this

[little flame]

2k hrs savior 11kd 15 kaban kills killer7 all on red idk

[keen sparrow]

"how to level X FAST!!"

[little flame]

"fast"

[keen sparrow]

and the strat, lol yeah

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

gives you 1.32 XP per raid

[little flame]

rofl

[keen sparrow]

bro when i read FAST, i expect a quarter of a level per raid, you're just telling me to play the game

verybadscav is very getting on my nerves

[little flame]

hes yellow

ayo

[keen sparrow]

know what? that checks out.

[little flame]

fr

[keen sparrow]

probably malaysian or something

i was wrong

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Leaked photo of Verybadscav

[pseudo storm]

[viral egret]

profa e daia comunista

@stark torrent @hollow patrol

"da nu stiti sa va ridicati in picioare"

[keen sparrow]

דבר אנגלית, בן פרה.

[hollow patrol]

gg

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768840784447275020/1464606457730306270/JeworGoy.mp4?ex=69780ece&is=6976bd4e&hm=66c1c55b0072a836c07faca15b79813ec4c4474fc75fd57eec47d311727a3a84&

[keen sparrow]

גַנָב! גַנָב!

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-gif-5350997849667243410

[keen sparrow]

This rabbi is notorious screamer and just has insane takes

...and people listen to him

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4a68ZOX3aI

[little flame]

is this jewish brainrot

[keen sparrow]

yes.

yw

[little flame]

rofl

[viral egret]

avem 6 ore

de la 10 pana la 7

cu pauze

[little flame]

6 fence rep is so nice

just got a full lvl 6 plate 6b45 rig with lvl 6 side plates for 200k

less than a korund from prapor lmao

[viral egret]

zamn

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/8_7N74y5Uj0?si=HTkdYKnXswexBUrj @keen sparrow

gotta love so many of the beloved discovery shows being fake

[keen sparrow]

were they using 'pay-dirt' or something?

[soft coral]

just do like nat geo does and go film some ducks man

or idk leopards

or shit

[keen sparrow]

oh the gold rush people were from Oregon?

[soft coral]

uhh ye

[keen sparrow]

ishowspeedgrinning.gif

anyone not in Portland is a retarded farmhand kid

and i say that with a lot of respect for farmers and what they do.

That show must've been jam-packed with tense moments and fuck ups

"gary just exploded the treads on our only excavator"

https://tenor.com/view/bay-yanlis-mr-wrong-dizi-cemre-gumeli-deniz-koparan-gif-19273979

"that's the second time this month"

They should do the show again

[soft coral]

gary is exploding alright

ok I'm sorry

[keen sparrow]

here's back when Frota was trying to tell me 'gold's not increasing in value'

fucking retard, it's gone up $1,000 since then

@pallid bolt

[soft coral]

hahahahaha

how is rex jr @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

He's on this new grindset lately

where he doesn't really eat meals, he just snacks all fucking day

[soft coral]

aah yes

autism

[keen sparrow]

might be tbh

[soft coral]

I mean if he enjoys eating the same type of meal for weeks on end

then yes

[keen sparrow]

he also does this thing where he covers his eyes with the backs of his hands , leans forward against a wall or a chair and rapidly stomps his feet

in autism circles they call this 'stimming'

so uhh, yeah i'm fucked probably gonna be living with this dude till i die

KIDDING

I think multi-generational homes are a good idea

[little flame]

[soft coral]

teach him to play some neuron activation game and you'll be fine

[little flame]

hero siege

[keen sparrow]

fr though, i don't know where the west got this idea that you have to make your kids homeless at 18 years of age

[soft coral]

GENUINELY

Yes

[little flame]

yeee

[soft coral]

teach him to do no dmg S rank runs on metal gear rising

he wont hop off the pc

you;ll be set

[keen sparrow]

having him play metal gear before splinter cell is like

having him watch harry potter before LOTR

[soft coral]

I've not played the old games

I'm a balkan kid

I grew up with need for speed and cs 1.6

and wwe at the local pc cafe

[keen sparrow]

play the first Splinter Cell where one of the chief antagonists has the nickname 'the bosnian barber'

[soft coral]

not that impresive we have such people here too

[keen sparrow]

do they scalp people for fun?

[soft coral]

maybe idfk

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll holy shit playing black ops 1

there was a scene where you torture a guy

you break a window

break off a piece of glass

put it in his mouth

and punch him twice

[compact knoll]

dude

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

he is ragebaiting you

[stark torrent]

Games today can never

[compact knoll]

whens that mission

i dont remember it

[stark torrent]

Bo7 u fight haloween plant

[compact knoll]

i played like half of it

[soft coral]

games today will have some lgbt nicky minaj skin in their battle pass

[ancient marsh]

black ops 1, not cold war

dumbass

[compact knoll]

yes retard

[ancient marsh]

oh

[compact knoll]

i know

[ancient marsh]

uuh

it's after you meet up with reznov again

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/oorVWW9ywG0?si=W-hyqkEmZn7BcBZG

[keen sparrow]

nah, can't fool me

[ancient marsh]

you get to use a helicopter to bomb tanks

[keen sparrow]

Frota's retarded

[ancient marsh]

genuinely insanely mid

[keen sparrow]

I bought that one

[soft coral]

and unfortunately gey

[compact knoll]

is it before or after you stand up from the chair

[ancient marsh]

before

[soft coral]

she like the way I GRRRRRRRR

[compact knoll]

i dont remember ngl

[soft coral]

what did pop smoke mean by this

[compact knoll]

i think i mildly remember somethingh

its in vietnam right

[soft coral]

bodycam off since the 'nam

license and pigmentation

[keen sparrow]

What's got people playing my old childhood CoD games all of the sudden

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh play spec ops the line

[soft coral]

fueling nostalgia

[ancient marsh]

play hello kitty adventure island

[keen sparrow]

you shitbiters were like 5 when they came out

[ancient marsh]

fucking bastard

[keen sparrow]

what nostalgia

[compact knoll]

is it good

do you recomend

[soft coral]

u say that but its a fun game

[soft coral]

u got multiple islands to explore

collect apples and shit

[keen sparrow]

it's animal crossing for Men

[soft coral]

bake pies with hello kitty

cant' beat that

[soft coral]

true

animal crossing is for those blue haired people that cut themselves

[compact knoll]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[soft coral]

not on sale atm

but I recommend it

its a fun time killer if u want to chill

[winged mica]

40 dollars for hello kitty???

[keen sparrow]

Sanrio products are always sold at a premium

[soft coral]

for a good reason

[soft coral]

honestly not worth 40 bucks the game isn't that long

[keen sparrow]

you will never see a Sanrio product with a 'sale' price on it

[soft coral]

but

it does have the good majority of sanrio characters

[keen sparrow]

if it doesn't have Kuromi, it's trash

[soft coral]

pompom purin
cinammon roll
kuromi
hello kitty
my melody
badz maru
chocco cat

and the rest

@keen sparrow binding of isaac might be to his liking

[keen sparrow]

Nah, we gonna co-op risk of rain 2

[soft coral]

that one is good too

isaac in space

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080911312659435641/1465278877785129066/AQOx6VwcOn7hvfJFW56xSZZnAIi9d80qFPnR9BCHrCix3Xk7Gqm0bBk_lGmbbOe_s3SXTPkts2m-r7N3Dyk-V44X9PSpXo_j.mp4?ex=697886cc&is=6977354c&hm=b8f69ee1172f2978fc8594c91403bf0b7d778d0a6aa7a25d33546de05a84bdc7& @stark torrent

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/15a4v0P4V7w?si=tky7mW-1b1pUSQhq @keen sparrow wtf is uk drill even about

[keen sparrow]

idk, but recently i've been interested in some rapper bitch from India

https://youtu.be/iJ_Tz1pgu5o?si=8oAdq9hBhPQvXfRB&t=41

I'm not usually one for female rappers but this bollywood shit isn't bad

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/blueface-baby-happy-dance-walking-gif-16505377

@keen sparrow

dad coming into my room just to tell me if I want to go to the store

[keen sparrow]

based dad wants his son's company

[soft coral]

and its for some random ass shit

cuz half the time

store means hardware store

so we go there and he gets something random he needs out of nowhere

?????

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

that is a thicc scav my god

[keen sparrow]

I bet he'd be a trip to watch Project Farm with

[little flame]

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

Project Farm

[little flame]

wait

[keen sparrow]

lol

[little flame]

why does my scav have a russian thermal

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/N1fM6NnPNmI?si=ie9-JsPx6xjLMBDc @keen sparrow

blp so goated

https://youtu.be/xUqDb-p-Ksw?si=7ywD3M4tpc9S7Mhm
jew on the canoe

[little flame]

lmao @stark torrent

this scav

bro got naded by me

rofl

saw his flashlight

retard

1x1 looks funny as fuck

[soft coral]

me @keen sparrow and @stark torrent

[little flame]

is iedy the black one

[soft coral]

yes

[keen sparrow]

lmfao

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

what farming for the tracksuit does to a man

[soft coral]

[little flame]

what is that cut bro

[soft coral]

why he got

2 dreads in teh front

and the left one cut off

?????

[little flame]

looks disgusting

[soft coral]

bro got runover by a lawnmower

[stark torrent]

Clown look

[soft coral]

suits you iedy

[little flame]

time to drop 3 s

damn my neck hurts

[soft coral]

chill with the deepthroating dude

[little flame]

bosh

how is this possible

@stark torrent

why is fence genuinely scamming

😭

[viral egret]

damn

[little flame]

sniped

bought a 70 something durability gzhel from fence for like 100k

sold for 550

[compact knoll]

my english teacher said goer

and i wasnt paying attention

heard goyim

[little flame]

lol

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ugxLMFyF4_Q

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/7CmBwAf7KmE?si=eyu04FAed2QEeO6d
@keen sparrow

https://youtu.be/jPFNKhWlHqU?si=TyWNCuP--qAy0Kll

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[keen sparrow]

'yo, what's good what's good'

these dudes that can't even say 'bottle of water' are acting hard, lol

[soft coral]

Shoutout to martin and tabatha currently in the pen for tax evasion

https://youtu.be/Dp2lyeZEjvg?si=SmSqMrs9wReotNcw&t=55 my personal favourite
@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol a trecut o persoana pe langa mine si zici ca era controller din stalker

[keen sparrow]

k, @glacial haven get him

do your thing

[soft coral]

?

[hollow patrol]

the voices

[keen sparrow]

i got a 24 hour mute for posting a video with "the n word" in it

[viral egret]

vorbea despre biblie

[soft coral]

yeah but

[viral egret]

da ma pierdut acol

[soft coral]

you posted a vid in discord

not a youtube one

[viral egret]

ca eu nu-s religios

[keen sparrow]

missing the forest for the trees

[soft coral]

hahahaha

I've not done anything wrong

ok i go shower because I smell

[keen sparrow]

the rules also say not to use slurs concerning mental disorders but if you look up the word 'retard' here, this server has said it like 26,000 times

[soft coral]

yeah but

[keen sparrow]

but bloodofsniper doesn't like me

i get it

[soft coral]

we say retard as a punctuation tool

[keen sparrow]

selective enforcement

[soft coral]

not to insult people

[keen sparrow]

selective enforcement

[soft coral]

POLICE BRUTALITY

[hollow patrol]

you may kiss the bride

[viral egret]

wtf is happening here now

[hollow patrol]

marriage ceremony

[keen sparrow]

Ivan and i are getting married

[soft coral]

?????

WOAH WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[keen sparrow]

shut up before i suck your dick

[soft coral]

that is new information to me sir

[hollow patrol]

congrats

[viral egret]

i wanted to say something

but like

[soft coral]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[viral egret]

i rescind what i wanted to say

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

oh hi blood

[viral egret]

@hollow patrol nea fortat sa semnam norme de laborator

nu avem voie sa bem substantele folosite

[soft coral]

ok I'm actually out

[viral egret]

[hollow patrol]

smhhh

[soft coral]

y'all too homo

[little flame]

@viral egret get on tark

[glacial haven]

I honest to god do not give a damn, your video was reported by someone, I looked at it, the report was valid

[soft coral]

hahahaahah

[little flame]

lmao

based

[soft coral]

common german W

[keen sparrow]

I'd make a quip about there being a snitch in the Tarkov channel, but this discord server has literally 800k members or some shit, could've been anyone

[soft coral]

another L for thr americans

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[soft coral]

skrillex while showering

peak

[viral egret]

i am.on my way home good sire

[little flame]

after ur home?

[viral egret]

ill be home in like 30 to 60 mins

[viral egret]

ye sure

[little flame]

oke

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

right as i hop in the shower
i need to shit
i blame you @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

the spell worked

the inconvenient bowel movement timing hex

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-exe-mewing-licking-licking-lips-gif-5140845525661377100

[compact knoll]

Usually just some Faella randomly checking this channel

[keen sparrow]

WTF IS THIS GIF

[soft coral]

CURSE OF BULGARIA UPON YE

[compact knoll]

Happened before

[keen sparrow]

I love these goobers

[little flame]

lol wtf

yoink

big pipes mg on his body

gl*

not mg

[viral egret]

gg

[pallid bolt]

Alright I'm pretty sure that's bait. Anyone with more than 3% of their brain active knows nfts were dogshit

[keen sparrow]

The NFT shit yeah

but before that he was all but calling me a doomer for watching gold spot price

[little flame]

wtf is schleppa doing in tarkov channel

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[little flame]

are we fr?

[ancient marsh]

mic not working?

wtf

[little flame]

weirdge

bro wtf

i can hear u though

discord is so good

[soft coral]

we no longer smell

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790621290301358121/1465300798215819337/RDT_20260126_1201484418783583930148039.jpg?ex=69789b36&is=697749b6&hm=769ccd554a36ca245a5d0309fd1bdd9ae85fe1837b0dafb533202efbff72d8fa&=&format=webp&width=618&height=824

@compact knoll

[little flame]

"beautiful pale"

[keen sparrow]

bro's a fucking vitamin D deficient corpse

[soft coral]

I was gonna say artyom build

xal beat me to it

[viral egret]

bro

she is whiter than the walls in the psycho wards

[little flame]

@stark torrent when are you off work

https://klipy.com/gifs/nere-cristiano

tarkov killed my whole gpu

ggs

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret @compact knoll @stark torrent we tried queueing twice on tarkov

first time my pc crashed and alle had to transit out

[little flame]

had the gpu dying thingy lmfao

[ancient marsh]

this time his game crashed and he got weird black artifacts on his desktop

fucking russian malware game

[soft coral]

bitcoin miner too stronk

[little flame]

bought this shit last year btw

despairge

[ancient marsh]

they used tarkov to flip votes for trump in 2016

what the fuck this is 5 kilos

[glacial haven]

I have heard of people that had this happen to them and the gpu continued to live on for another 4 years

[viral egret]

gg

[viral egret]

can u hold like 5 more min for me to join

[glacial haven]

As long as it doesn't persist and doesn't appear commonly, you should be fine (but you live in the EU, you should normally have 2 year warranty, take advantage of it and talk to the seller )

[keen sparrow]

I started to get screen artifacts after installing this

re-installed my drivers, restarted, never had them again

[viral egret]

how the fuck did they take my gas block

@stark torrent

i had mk.11 suppressor on this all insured and it got stolen

ggs

[little flame]

ye ik

my drivers just crashed

first time in a few months

think its just tarkov

[glacial haven]

Possible, also very possible it's just windows being an unstable piece of shit

[little flame]

true

w11 is so bad

[glacial haven]

Ever since they said that they are proudly using AI in their codebase now, I am taking everything with a grain of salt

They could send me a notification that my computer just burned down in a house fire while standing in front of my burning home and I would still verify myself, they really managed to make windows unstable as fuck

[keen sparrow]

nice

Glad Nikita hasn't taken to twitter to call Duckov a ripoff, plagiarism and theft or whatever

[glacial haven]

Quite the opposite actually, even congratulated them

[keen sparrow]

I was enjoying it up until i got to the huge map that has like 3 bosses on it at once

great fucking game

[blazing basin]

Hello Sniper.
I kindly ask you to look at this timestamp. Keywords: stuttering, CPU scheduler, e-cores, p-cores, microsoft
https://youtu.be/nSsQ6gzvULo?t=510

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow sitting with my hair propper up in a bun with a hair clip like some office secretary

[keen sparrow]

Those are fun, i love them

[soft coral]

office secretaries or hte hair?

[keen sparrow]

all of the above

[soft coral]

OOOOO

choccy milk from lidl

OOOOSHK

[ancient marsh]

spent so much time in offtopic he's unknowingly transitioning @stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @fast garden @glacial haven

[little flame]

OUUSHHHH

nice circle iedy

https://klipy.com/gifs/tuh-cat

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-scary-cat-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-cat-gif-2332474370161330073

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

?????????

[little flame]

[soft coral]

aching to play skyrim again
after my LOTR marathon this weekend
@keen sparrow

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

https://tenor.com/view/cold-cold-outside-freezing-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-13025135

[keen sparrow]

Helped GF set up our PS5 in the living room, wtf does she start playing

on the bright side our son knows what a dragon is now and says it whenever there's one on screen

[soft coral]

already getting him cooked on the fantasy lemming train

it reminds me of that boomer shooter meme

everytime you mention Deus Ex someone reinstalls it

[soft coral]

but with deus ex its justified as its one of hte greatest games ever made

[soft coral]

yes. one of the greatest.

fight me.

[soft coral]

FK IT WE RE-INSTALL @keen sparrow

not deus ex though I've played that enough to last me 5 lifetimes

[keen sparrow]

in mankind divided my ex would rummage+pillage every apartment

and to remind herself which ones she'd already emptied, she'd throw their fridge out a window

[soft coral]

:D

[keen sparrow]

so everytime she'd walk through the town, prague or whatever tf it was, there'd just be fridges fucking everywhere

[soft coral]

idk why mankind divided wasn't so well recieved

I fucking LOVED IT

its genuinely so underrated

such small maps packed to the brim with stuff to explore

newpapers and tablets to read laptops to hack so on and so forth

[keen sparrow]

Didn't it end on a savage cliff-hanger? idr

[soft coral]

well kind of

the ultimate goal was to stop marchenko

which we do

and then its the obligatory game ending of "so whats next? idk but we'll see"

at the time of making the game I'm sure square enix was into making a sequel after MD which is why it ends this way

but...to badwe probably wont

[keen sparrow]

Classic case of Japanese companies hating money

[soft coral]

HR ends the same way

but we have MD as a sequel

"dw guys adam is alive he survived panchea"

"now hes unfortunately living in eastern europe lol ggs"

[keen sparrow]

a fate worse than death

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow RAHHHHH

aw man now I gotta re-install the mods I had before

eugh

luckily they werent many

[keen sparrow]

dw, here in 2 months there will be an update for no fucking reason other than to brick Script Extender and any other mod that requires it as a dependency

[ancient marsh]

we know what ivan isnt doing on skyrim

chopping wood in riverwood and selling it to the sawmill

because that's a job

[soft coral]

?????

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[soft coral]

genuinely leave me alone

fucking hell

[ancient marsh]

ivan's employer after his employee put in 2 weeks and quit

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[keen sparrow]

what does Xal do for work?

[keen sparrow]

ah

[soft coral]

dont know dont care hope he dies

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/balenciagaval-dog-reaction-lol-serious-gif-23062321

[keen sparrow]

feeds loot to asian tarkov players

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @little flame

[little flame]

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT

[ancient marsh]

that one meme of charlie kirk redirecting bullets into immigrants when that guy tried to kill ICE

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[stark torrent]

POV : Xal didnt eat anything for 1 ( one ) minute

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lZvkBE1tyRlq4piBv?invite=cr-MSxQTG0sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/JjndRoI_skk?si=oh7timosaO7bP6kz&t=18

xalrider after not eating for 20 minutes

timestamp

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

I fucking love odablock

there's thousands of OSRS streamers and he is the best

[soft coral]

actually died of cringe

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Use Golden Star

[soft coral]

fucking instagram comments

[viral egret]

real men use diesel

or gasoline

[keen sparrow]

and brits use petrol

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-whole-squad-laughing-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-24999897

[soft coral]

@viral egret @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

u laugh but passat genuinely lasts the longest

out of any of these engines

sry 1.9 tdi not passat

[soft coral]

the way i laughed at this my mom looked at me jn horror

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

we, as a species, are cooked, lol

[brittle sinew]

"Bro my fyp isnt even that bad"
Bro's fyp:

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

[stark torrent]

piece of shit compact e46

ironically it had decent handling because of it but it looked like dogshit

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh fatty come raid

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh alooo

[viral egret]

ill give you a big mac
-# ingame

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-chud-fat-chud-brucedroppemoff-bruce-gif-7290048522851418216

[compact knoll]

xal just saw that message and now is bouncing on his booty cheeks to his pc

like one of those exercise balls

[remote fox]

His ass would just swallow it.

[viral egret]

he swallowed something thats for sure

[short cove]

Spt wont boot

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox @compact knoll @little flame stirrup in 1 raid

[remote fox]

It's him, it's John Wick.

https://tenor.com/view/death-fight-john-wick-cqc-gun-gif-5738494

[ancient marsh]

actual frame from the show

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/zelensky-volodymyr-zelenskyy-salty-angry-sitting-gif-10691171776612429707

[ancient marsh]

why him head so smal 😭

[compact knoll]

He looks like he is about to tell you not to come to school Tommy

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-pim-pimling-smiling-friends-smiling-friends-pim-pim-smiling-friends-gif-7981251022458698725

[stark torrent]

.

[compact knoll]

and it was downhill ever since

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[compact knoll]

@remote fox come watch BO2

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/knut-knut-twitch-malding-throw-headset-gif-20746291

instead you have to pay to upgrade ur pc to play the map

[remote fox]

With current RAM prices

[little flame]

iedy is 8 years old?

[soft coral]

[little flame]

@ancient marsh u playing or nah

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-chosen-jesus-point-look-up-smiling-gif-1939873255476969076

[pallid bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-kiwi-bird-bird-running-away-funny-gif-3583877191952351361

[fast garden]

xalrider fit check

[ancient marsh]

its true

[simple gale]

@feral granite

[feral granite]

What

Umazing

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

Umapyoi

[little flame]

bro who the fuck are you

gtfo

[ancient marsh]

who the fuck are you randoms

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[feral granite]

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[feral granite]

HASHIRE HASHIRE UMAMUSUME

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven in order to play that dogshit HIGHGUARD game that is Concord 2 , you need to have Secure Boot enabled in bios

[viral egret]

get out anime ass mf

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[viral egret]

only island inhabitants can talk here

[winged mica]

Oitsuke oikose hikkonuke

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-tachyon-agnestachyon-umamusume-anime-gif-11126098213498550587

[ancient marsh]

shut the fuck up man

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh you extracted from the main road , the asshole we were chasing was proned by the water side and camped me

[ancient marsh]

get fucked man

[viral egret]

desperate solution

sacrified all the sr2ms i got today, a ak105 and the g28 patrol

needed taht6 hr

[little flame]

BROOO

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-sad-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-crying-gif-6370453991886330508

[little flame]

concord 2.0

im so happy

https://klipy.com/gifs/jalen-hurts-58

[stark torrent]

apparently it also runs poorly

somewhat

howww

it lags on a 4080 with 7800x3d

[little flame]

saw that

lmfaooo

[ancient marsh]

every asset loaded at once

btw @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret profile of the guy that came into raid with this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1465429134443282655/image.png?ex=697912bc&is=6977c13c&hm=95a393a9cac714b0f52b5cbc5bfeb55d72f6471db181fc6a73ac1d396c907fc3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=309

svd was loaded with hp bt

thats genuinely all he had

[viral egret]

level 37 btw

cant even call me ass when ppl like this guy exist

25/25 plates

[viral egret]

bro

he can buy x54 fmj too

he chose to go hp bt

[soft coral]

so
they ruined mermaid
they ruined snow white
they ruined a bunch of em
yet tarzan remains white...

@little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow

well well well.

[compact knoll]

wait what

he was acting like a monkey

he was white?

[soft coral]

I CANNOT COMMENT FURTHER

you are playing with fire young man

[stark torrent]

furher??

[soft coral]

that ain't what I said

[glacial haven]

Could be worse

What even is highguard

[ancient marsh]

fps moba

hero shooter

[viral egret]

trash

[stark torrent]

shit game

[wintry ridge]

Ngl if tarkov did this I think it would be really funny

Just filter the retarded players who don't know how to enable it

[glacial haven]

I mean, damn

The Reviews on Steam are not disagreeing

And having overwhelmingly negative reviews on a free game is not very easy

But it seems to have quite a good player count, so who knows, maybe they'll fix the issues

[stark torrent]

well it did release today

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @stark torrent

[calm pollen]

Mfs played a game for 10 mins and decided its shit, I dont trust steam reviews

All they did is load into the main menu with that amount of time

[glacial haven]

I mean, let's be fair, most of the reviews mention things that you can figure out within 20 minutes of playing

[calm pollen]

Most of them are redditards who join the hate train

[glacial haven]

Like a 3v3 map being way too big, you can't find anyone

[calm pollen]

I'm not saying it not garbage

[glacial haven]

And it seems to have major performance issues

I probably won't play it to form my own opinion because even without those issues, I don't really care much for that genre

[calm pollen]

I dont trust performance issues reviews either, majority of them are on outdated hardware like 1660s and older amd cards and bitch and moan that they can't run a game, no shit

[glacial haven]

If it's one dude complaining, then sure, it's probably him but if a majority mentions performance issues, then it probably is true

[calm pollen]

The ones who have like say 4 hours are a little more feasible to believe but the idiots with like 10-30 mins in a game review bombing are untrustworthy

[calm pollen]

I haven't seen the reviews for it, just heard people complaining

The people ive asked got 2060s and 1660s or other amd cards that are generations behind complain about performance issues and I just look at that comment and sigh, I know optimization isn't a thing now days but still, you can't expect to play a game now days on old hardware

It runs great (is on lowest settings)

[glacial haven]

I mean, they should probably use more realistic hardware requirements then

[stark torrent]

6600k lmao

[calm pollen]

Ok see that's fair, if they're saying 2080s 1060s and their game runs like shit than that's on the developer

[stark torrent]

that s hit doesnt even support windows 10 does it

ah it does

not win 11 i guess

These processors are well-suited for Windows 10, which will receive support until October 14, 2025.

sadge windows 10

[calm pollen]

I didn't get an option to upgrade, I had auto updates off and I came back to the welcome to windows 11 message

They forced me

[glacial haven]

I mean, it does look like a random mixture of random games thrown into a pot to create a single one to rule them all

Which usually means everything is there but nothing is well made

Because just from the trailer, it actually looks like some weird mixture of overwatch, apex legends and valorant

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

PvE retard ran out of time on ZUBR 7 times because he doesnt know you have 3 minutes no matter what at the end

[glacial haven]

To be entirely fair, they should just set the raid timer to 3 minutes once you get to the last zone of the map

[stark torrent]

that would do it , yeah

[remote fox]

Adding such a feature would break raid timers for the next 2 wipes

[glacial haven]

Because if you get there at like 6:38, you won't know how much time you have left because no one looks at their raid timer first thing when there's a group of black division spawning after and you still need to lick your wounds from the previous black division altercation

[ancient marsh]

just post the thread man

[viral egret]

reading is hard

[ancient marsh]

we need to cyberbully and harass him

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1qnt0wm/comment/o1w79bf/

He is just retarded read his comments

[glacial haven]

Nah, they have a function for setting it, it already is a thing, they just decided not to lmao

[stark torrent]

Lord have mercy if this kid was my student i would just fucking give him crayons and sit him in a corner every day man

Let God take care of him

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-baby-ai-baby-son-baby-folk-baby-grey-baby-gif-15943507299465912068

[ancient marsh]

PVE players have to be reminded

that they dont deserve shit

wah wah wah

[glacial haven]

Yeah he is a lost cause anyways

Look at this shit

Wrong post

https://www.reddit.com/user/ArmedBeaver/comments/1hlpeps/6_months_bsg_this_is_unacceptable/

[stark torrent]

well he kinda died in 1 second i would be pissed too

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

what is he yapping about?

[stark torrent]

Rogues and RUAF i think share the same aggro code for some reason

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

so yes , if you kill rogues they might kill you as well , this is why some people got beamed by terminal guards even if they were not even close to the gate

[ancient marsh]

XAL IM WATCHING YOUR STREAM WHY YOU TRYNNA NOT TO LAUGH BRUH

THATS DISRESPECTFUL TO BSG BRUUH

fucking dogshit company

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[glacial haven]

They can't even copy-paste properly then lmao

[stark torrent]

Santa had the same issue btw

Killed rogues , the red hat santa wanted your liver ( they share the same AI as rogues )

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-chase-ltg-running-under-armour-streamer-gif-17722237

santa claus when he knows im on the naughty list

@stark torrent

@glacial haven

these people do not deserve human rights

go from 3080 to 5060 for smooth motion

camps

all of them to the camps

FOR TARKOV AS WELL

[stark torrent]

why

[glacial haven]

But don't rogues shoot on sight when you get close to the base on lighthouse? I am confused as hell as to why they share the same aggression logic but not the same flags to the aggression logic

Who fucking coded that shit, he should lose his job asap

[stark torrent]

They dont shoot USECS unless you get very close to their areas

you can get into the camp if you path around them and they wont shoot , same as scavs

if you shoot them , you are tagged as enemy for next 3 raids

after that they go back to neutral state again

at least thats how it should be

[glacial haven]

Doesn't smooth motion just interlace if you get an fps dip?

[ancient marsh]

smooth motion works great i use it

it's definitely better than not having it

i like it

[glacial haven]

What does he expect, 30 fps being smoothed out?

[ancient marsh]

cryon too

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean you need to have a good base FPS to use shit like thsi but ppl rly bought the whole free frames marketing bullshit

this is why NVIDIA does what it does

[glacial haven]

I mean, the new dlss is apparently way better now because it does dynamic frame generation to hit the target fps, not forced anymore

Which is smart

[stark torrent]

Yeah that is good news rly

[glacial haven]

But I would still not downgrade my gpu for it

I mean, theoretically downgrade

[viral egret]

u can get even more i think

im finally playing every map past 60 fps with a scope

even, streets

somehow

[ancient marsh]

but dlss on tarky is bugged

scopes are smeared with vaseline

[viral egret]

u cant see thru windows no?

[ancient marsh]

same shit was a bug like 3-4 years ago

[viral egret]

razor is always lubed

i see nothing thru it

[ancient marsh]

no its not scope specific

[viral egret]

its literally s tains

[glacial haven]

That's true but you don't want it to generate 30 frames, so for him to switch from a 3080 to a 5060 just because of that feature is absolutely stupid

[ancient marsh]

its dlss

[glacial haven]

He will have less actual frames and more fake ones

[viral egret]

a

yeah

razor is still smeared with stains

[viral egret]

yeah

[glacial haven]

Surprise Surprise

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret

https://tenor.com/view/i-though-it-looked-delicious-charlie-dompler-pim-pimling-allan-red-glep-gif-8844346737879629875

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

I APOLOGIZE FOR FUCKING TRYING TO SORT MY STASH

[glacial haven]

damn, it even managed to reach the maximum of your paging file

[ancient marsh]

should i increase it?

[glacial haven]

either that or you restart your game more often between raids

[ancient marsh]

between raids

all i did was hideout and sort stash

i was shift clicking a lot into the sorting table

from my junkboxes

[glacial haven]

you played no raids before?

[ancient marsh]

0

[glacial haven]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

why is it so low

tf?

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

bro

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret @glacial haven i was deleting my mw2019 install just now

[glacial haven]

i mean, usually you try to avoid using too much of a pagefile since they can tank performance if they're fragmented

[ancient marsh]

and the extensions for maps

on the files

are called like

"cp_blablabla"

as in "campaign"

cause theres a bunch of files called "mp_blablabla"

while it was uninstalling for like 1 frame i saw "cp_smuggler"

shoutout lacari

[glacial haven]

[ancient marsh]

no way is 7 gigs enough

@glacial haven should it be any specific amount

like how 1 gb is 1024

or is 1000 enough

for example

[glacial haven]

I mean, I have 64gb of ram, not a lot of processes for me need to fall back to the pagefile