💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1F6xrZhOys5DHEsR7h29RJ?si=530c925eae8748bf
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

we out here playing Operator now

maybe don't play shit games

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

these whippersnappers think they know goofy rap

[soft coral]

OK BUT WHAT

[ancient marsh]

is this gmod

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz9cZoE45QI&list=RDFz9cZoE45QI&start_radio=1

first fucking line

'her pussy bald like caillou'

[soft coral]

nah

greg heffley >>>>

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfXvTRIhzA @ancient marsh

wait wong ping

@little flame

[keen sparrow]

you're too young to know what gmod is

[ancient marsh]

okay unc

go boot up your atari

[soft coral]

was it scary during the wars of the roses?

bro knew moses when he was in 2nd grade

ok bye

I go chug jager

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZezxiF3GN-o

[soft coral]

snow app sends notif
snow possible

MF ITS BEEN SNOW POSSIBLE FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298433883536359504/1463329377226981528/G_JFPQ-W0AAgHgT.png?ex=697217ee&is=6970c66e&hm=844abd43769c850bfabe0efe79fa49c442a3d146f1abaeccdb0f5878538387e2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=637

okay that's lit

[ancient marsh]

did they lie a single time

[soft coral]

it snowed once

for 1 day

and it all melted

ggs

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

ak with WHAT

[compact knoll]

oh yeah

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-yum-yummy-belly-gif-11548962058040758898

[soft coral]

with bouquet

[ancient marsh]

what

[soft coral]

nothing

[little flame]

wtf is his build lmao

looks fun af

[soft coral]

can I post a hitler edit?

[ancient marsh]

another ivan quote for the history books

@compact knoll @stark torrent @glacial haven @flat breach @little flame

[stark torrent]

[flat breach]

Ivan asking the equivalent of "Hey can I suck off my shotgun?"

[viral egret]

dry getting pulled into satans grounds

[soft coral]

well

U can suck it off yes
as long as the trigger isn't pulled

[flat breach]

It's really ju-

Nah fuck off, I'm going to play TF2 while sick

[soft coral]

bro couldn't last 15 seconds in here

its not 3 roentgen

its 15000

[ancient marsh]

talks to ivan
taps out in 15 seconds

[flat breach]

Who locked Cryon in the channel

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

shiieee I would too

[ancient marsh]

do you not see the name?

[soft coral]

no wonder my mom is the way she is

[ancient marsh]

he's there until he gets btter

[viral egret]

im waiting for people maybe someone will join to play out of everyone who has access

[keen sparrow]

who tf comes up with these numbers

[viral egret]

what a cche

absolute goat cache

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/eWOvicwRLT

[keen sparrow]

ayo, it's a wild Portlander

This crusty bitch probably shops at those Mongolian import boutiques on Hawthorne boulevard, smells like patchouli, and is buying a pile of nag champa incense while sipping some free-trade coffee with soy milk in it.

[little flame]

[viral egret]

this is a scav btw

bro had cbj from somewhere

[keen sparrow]

@fast garden I lived in that shithole for 17 years

[viral egret]

@stark torrent what happens if u load cbj into m4

does it detonate

[stark torrent]

no it jams

[viral egret]

damn

thats boring ass mechanic bsg

make it detonate

[keen sparrow]

Realism mod for SPT makes it explode

really great way to fuck with your friends

"yeah bro i got that STANAG you dropped at big red, here you go"

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bomb-explosion-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-15429820

[fast garden]

about that beer i owe ya

[stark torrent]

BARNEY

[viral egret]

oh phew thank the lord

[stark torrent]

FROM BLACK MESA???

[viral egret]

this time my rig didnt vanish on exfil

[fast garden]

"ubisofts new focus will be on live service and open world games"

shit from a butt

[keen sparrow]

bro at this point

I don't even think a splinter cell chaos theory re-master could save Ubisoft

they dug themselves into a Moria sized hole

[fast garden]

this comes after they annouced they cancelled like 6 games inculding the prince of persia remake and closed some studios

[ancient marsh]

always has been

[fast garden]

while true, them saying it again after cancelling so much shit does not inspire confidence

[keen sparrow]

if you're like 20, sure

After far cry 3 it was a wrap

[fast garden]

ubi USED to be baller man

[keen sparrow]

all these spergs playing Ready or Not?

were just born too late to play Rainbow 6 Raven Shield

[fast garden]

and swat

[keen sparrow]

that too but Ubisoft tho

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-sad-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-crying-gif-6370453991886330508

damn they cancelled the PoP remake??

[fast garden]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

fuckin

Splinter Cell and Metal Gear

dead

[fast garden]

the one that was almost done

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[stark torrent]

what the fuck

[fast garden]

i just got off battlefield

[stark torrent]

damn bro what a shit company fuck em let them explode at this point

[keen sparrow]

or this

was just too damn based for its time

so it was cancelled

[stark torrent]

EA got pruchased by Dubai Princes, let Ubisoft be next

[fast garden]

everyone level 300 in a casual bot match slide jumpshotting

[keen sparrow]

maybe we'll stop having men that look like women and vice versa in games

[stark torrent]

a yes , another call of duty X title here

sprint , slide , aimbot , go next

[fast garden]

didnt we know basically nothing about this game

[stark torrent]

jump , slide aimbot

sprint , slide aimbot

thats it , thats teh game

[keen sparrow]

There was a trailer about 'terrorists' kidnapping the families of bankers

buuuuut

[fast garden]

yes i remember that shit

it looked cool

but then didnt they pivot away from that

[keen sparrow]

lol, it was just after occupy wall street and the banker bailouts

a bit too on the nose

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[keen sparrow]

you mean siege?

yes.

[fast garden]

thats not what i meant

i meant for patriots

[keen sparrow]

no

they scrapped it altogether

[fast garden]

though damn. that og siege trailer

[keen sparrow]

This will be the new game dev

[fast garden]

open reddit

marvel rivals ad where some rainbow unicorn venom skin is throwing it back crazy style

[keen sparrow]

'Rex is out here makin asian bitches again 🙄 '

[keen sparrow]

YOOOOOOOO

lmao

[soft coral]

nah I'll just post epstein edits

[keen sparrow]

yeah that dude's still alive

gotta be

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent @ancient marsh @flat breach

[keen sparrow]

Probably 33 layers deep in some secret squirrel mossad witness protection disappearing act program

[fast garden]

my discover weekly giving me a song off the motorstorm soundtrack

do not cite this magic to me witch, i was there when it was written

[keen sparrow]

my youtube shorts is giving me this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/egPZQNGab5o

[fast garden]

caught

[keen sparrow]

I DONT EVEN LIKE WRESTLING

[fast garden]

they know you like asians though

and thats enough

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tissue-roll-hangging-suicide-funny-gif-22276377

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[fast garden]

ram prices went up 200% for this

[viral egret]

what the actual fuck is that

@stark torrent @hollow patrol sufletu lu satana tot alearga dupa mine

[fast garden]

so that we could laugh at some retarded ass targeted ads

bros playing hytale

[keen sparrow]

i feel like a king sitting on 64 gigs of RAM, and another 16 sitting in a drawer somewhere

[fast garden]

mineslop

[fast garden]

saudi prince

[viral egret]

better than tarkov

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

Actually a selfie

broooo those motherfuckers be buying the dumbest shit

top 0.01% of diablo immortal players and shit

[viral egret]

rex

[keen sparrow]

yes

[viral egret]

what are the odds that

i killed tagilla right

[flat breach]

We gotta name a bulgarian city after him

[viral egret]

took his rig and plates

when i exfil out

everything in the rig and the plates vanish

i lost like 150 pbp and good class 6 plates

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-return-of-the-king-sauron-eye-sauron-eye-gif-23222701

yeah, BSG saw you having fun

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4xXu9UO2qdBotUOfqru2UC?si=7fc3321538274ade

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/21D6cTpVlaM7VU6Rb0put7?si=5ff953fdca2f469b

that triple tone on the tube

or w/e it is

MANNNNNNNNN

[stark torrent]

https://www.tiktok.com/@zlfjuudeo758/video/7595981423903771934?_r=1&_t=ZN-93GNmENIjaB

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/HfMQZuS3y2g?si=PMSnbE9DqstGdnf8&t=139
@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

give him a m249

[soft coral]

forgot how much of a banger LOTR ost is

[stark torrent]

a DSKhA

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

[soft coral]

"to the bridge of Khazad-dum , QUICKLY"

[stark torrent]

Cool but why did bro spawn 50m behind Resort lmfao

Virgin trimadol user versus chad just walk into resort

[fast garden]

might unironically make the map flow worse

[ancient marsh]

oh no no no no no...

[fast garden]

some guy on west roof 20 seconds into game

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

it prob will cause if a squad spawns there , a solo wil 90% get camped the fuck out

[ancient marsh]

you do realize

i will just spawn

run up onto a roof

and camp

anyone who's coming

[stark torrent]

on a clear day on snow im sure you can see most of the lighthouse side spawns

that chose to run through the field from cottage

[fast garden]

further reinforcing that shoreline is one of the best maps to have a bipod on

[ancient marsh]

i will be instantly posted up inside labyrinth

[ancient marsh]

one of the best map to spawn in and turn around to exit

[fast garden]

they are one and the same

those two conditions are interchangeable

[stark torrent]

INTERCHANGE

[compact knoll]

@fast garden when are you drinking enough caffeine to kill a horse and grinding kappa

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

shut the fuck up man

28 years old

[soft coral]

girls:its 300 meters call a taxi
boys:
@stark torrent @compact knoll @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

Concerning Hobbits

[ancient marsh]

hears "interchangeable" and is like a kid who hears "sixty-seven"

[fast garden]

ive been playing so many not fps games that when i got on bf6 a moment ago i genuinely felt like the retarded kid at school screaming

[stark torrent]

you are 20 and fuckin fat

[compact knoll]

just walk if its under 2 kilometers

shiiiiet

[stark torrent]

will you reach my age Xal?

[compact knoll]

if im with a group of my friends

i would walk 10 kilometers

[ancient marsh]

"The Appolo 1 fire of 1967 has taken the lives of 5 astronauts-"

[compact knoll]

and would have a good time

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

iedy:

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean i went to the market outside my town with 4 of my friends to buy something for dad

on foot

on 35c summer heat

[fast garden]

can ubisoft just drop division 3 like right now so i can have something to do

[stark torrent]

we put our shirts on our head and marched

[ancient marsh]

i hope i make the decision of killing myself like you should have 5 years ago

[compact knoll]

last summer i walked like 4 kilometers in 40C heat

holy shit i almost collapsed

[keen sparrow]

bro i loved Division 2 until warlords dropped and they turned it into fuckin diablo

[compact knoll]

went inside a supermarket

bought a water

[stark torrent]

dogshit game cant hype that

[compact knoll]

fucking GULP GULP GULP

[stark torrent]

its ok thee we have marathon coming soon

and Highguard

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-yum-yummy-belly-gif-11548962058040758898

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

good god can we get any good games man

waht is this

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-job-application-kaiwashere-gif-1229406297668886656

[compact knoll]

and i was in flippers

[viral egret]

fuuuh i gotta play 5 more last heros

for my weekly

[compact knoll]

my feet were fucked

[fast garden]

bro i DONT GET A RESPONSE EVER

[viral egret]

time to go get killed by vector pedohpiles

[fast garden]

IM SO TIRED BOSS

[compact knoll]

you dont have one

[ancient marsh]

does nothing
tired

[compact knoll]

oh my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

[keen sparrow]

mini xal

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[fast garden]

we all play tarkov we all have experience with the exahustion that comes with doing fuck all

[ancient marsh]

negotiator when he gets a response (he got the job)

[compact knoll]

for a guy with negotiator in his name

youre very bad at negotiating

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerking-emoji-dancing-gif-10187634524786712880

[fast garden]

what negotiation bro

i send application

i get nothing back

[ancient marsh]

typa shit 18 year olds gotta do to get a burga flipping job in mcdonalds rn

[fast garden]

theres no negotiation involved

[keen sparrow]

you actually are in such a shit part of the timeline to be looking for work

[stark torrent]

when the job market is already fucked and you get no responses and you hear how everyone invests in AI more

[keen sparrow]

these motherfuckers have algorithms for picking applications

[fast garden]

unironically dude someone i knew who genuinely looked like a 12 year old girl is moving up at taco bell because her boyfriend is the like 40 year old manager that has 2 kids

its fucked

its all fucking hopeless here

[compact knoll]

im sorry american with no education

[ancient marsh]

i meant that as a joke

[compact knoll]

pendejo gets the job for half the salary

[ancient marsh]

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

cant call them that

[keen sparrow]

nah nah see

[stark torrent]

no it happens

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

all the american education jokes are going to be old by the time it's relevant

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

just put the education in the bag

[keen sparrow]

tl;dr gen alpha can't read

[viral egret]

cant even make them learn how to read

they're always on ipads

[keen sparrow]

like i know the meme is that americans are retarded

but no, we're actually fucked now

[compact knoll]

if you dont have an education or connections

just put the shotgun in the mouth

[keen sparrow]

education doesn't even matter

[compact knoll]

and call it a day

[keen sparrow]

hasn't since 2008

[stark torrent]

you better have good military services

[fast garden]

and everyone that got an education is like 50/50 even employed anyway dude

[stark torrent]

if not then indeed put the rope around neck

[fast garden]

and they all have insane debt

[compact knoll]

yeah and what education

are they fucking liberal science majors

[soft coral]

is the sky fucking blue?

[compact knoll]

like ivan

[soft coral]

woah woah

ay ayyy

[compact knoll]

useless college degree #482

[keen sparrow]

you'll have 160,000$ in student loan debt, have a master's in pysch, and only be able to get a job at Starbucks making lattes

[fast garden]

not even

[soft coral]

my degree was literally a english teacher

????????????

[fast garden]

you will be "overquallified"

[soft coral]

this kid

[compact knoll]

yeah its useless

put the shotgun in your mouth

[soft coral]

ok tell it to iedy

[keen sparrow]

since 2008

[soft coral]

please tell it to iedy

[compact knoll]

YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOURS

[soft coral]

ok?

[compact knoll]

funnily enough

[compact knoll]

my sister did the same major

she is english teacher too

[soft coral]

damn she is useless then

typical woman

[compact knoll]

she doesnt work

hasnt been since she got married

before she did tutoring

[remote fox]

Living life on easy mode smh.

[compact knoll]

she cares for the kid

[remote fox]

We need more stay at home husbands.

[viral egret]

god bless mp9

[soft coral]

being a teacher can be either decent or ass

depends on the country

[compact knoll]

my friend did computer science

[fast garden]

its entirely ass in the states

[stark torrent]

well situation is your country is at war and your area is heavily bombed so i guess you cant go to work now , are schools evne open

like you do online but thats it

[soft coral]

we know.

[compact knoll]

then spent a year studying Java script and all the libraries

[fast garden]

and the tech industry is killing itself too in the states

[stark torrent]

its both really , cant say you get much satisfaction out of it , but its not manual labour and i work 23 hours a week at max

[compact knoll]

was ass getting a job but he got a sweet spot now

[stark torrent]

and i get paid much more than minimum wage

it is what i tis

[fast garden]

american teachers are like deadass min wage

[compact knoll]

i would say its in the best spot as it could be

could do online tutoring

for the whole country basically

i mean shiiet

i could do it if i wanted to

i suck at teaching tho

[soft coral]

phew

damn I smell

[soft coral]

of soy sauce and garlic
@fast garden @stark torrent

WHO UP MAKING SOY SAUCE DAWG

[remote fox]

What do you guys sell for euros on flea?

[compact knoll]

there are only a couple degrees you can do and immediatly get a good job

[viral egret]

bro

[compact knoll]

all of them are tough

[viral egret]

face shot with pbp

[fast garden]

look man

[compact knoll]

honestly

im not even joking right now

go to a trade school

[fast garden]

you do not comprehend the situation here

[compact knoll]

learn welding

[stark torrent]

yeah i heard that as well , its kinda sad

[soft coral]

man

its even worse when its vinegar bro

OMGGGGGGGG

THAT SHIT REEEKS

[fast garden]

i live in the country

[remote fox]

Welding is goated.

[fast garden]

my options are limited

[soft coral]

I am lowkey considering getting a forklift certification

shit looks SO FUN

[fast garden]

and school and trade schools are all thousands of dollars i dont have

[compact knoll]

either that or youre stuck working a dead end job

[stark torrent]

i mean learning a trade is good and all sure , but it all depends where you can ply your trade

usually shit like that works in a big city , in small areas , fuck you can stay without a work job for weeks even

[compact knoll]

think thee think

cant be making fries forever

[fast garden]

once again

[soft coral]

plying my trade until I profit

[stark torrent]

that is usually the next step

[fast garden]

thousands of dollars i dont have

[viral egret]

bro how

2 headshots

[stark torrent]

my friend did and he got pay raise and stopped breaking his back

[viral egret]

and a arm shot

[remote fox]

Sell your PC

[soft coral]

granted if a pallette falls its entirely on you

[fast garden]

so i can rope myself out of boredom when classes are done?

[compact knoll]

no jobs from your parents?

[stark torrent]

happens all the time who cars, dont kill anyone

[compact knoll]

or like their friends

[stark torrent]

and dont break the forklift

[remote fox]

All a man needs is a lawn chair and a beer.

[soft coral]

i Mean I can already use the electric small fork lift cars iedy

how hard can a forklift be

[stark torrent]

my friends collague broke the fucking tesla charging station with teh Forklift

[soft coral]

just bigger and faster

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

ask your parents if their friends have work anywhere

[remote fox]

You'd still have your phone to look up porn when you are feeling frisky.

[soft coral]

I did this with mine and ended up in that job

[remote fox]

Sacrifice now to thrive later.

[soft coral]

scrolling insta reels >>>>

[compact knoll]

it sounds like a good job all in all

[soft coral]

this kid

[fast garden]

went through that already the problem is my parents dont have many people they know, one of my moms friends was looking at something with dell for me, but i havent heard anything back

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

unlucky

[viral egret]

god bless i am free from the yellow mp9

[compact knoll]

my parents have connections in half the city

[stark torrent]

eh you gotta do what u gotta do until you find an opportunity i guess

[fast garden]

would have had this nursing class in town but then everyone in the house got the fucking turbo flu

and i cant go to work with nursing home old people while sick like that

so hopefully next month i can go

[compact knoll]

try to scrape as much money as you can

[keen sparrow]

weak

[compact knoll]

and look into getting an education

[keen sparrow]

just wear all the PPE

[keen sparrow]

wait have you had the TB test yet?

shit's horrible, i've had to do it liek 6 times

[fast garden]

no i would have had it during the orientation though

but i was sick

smile

[soft coral]

well fellas

off to drop a HUGE log

whoever enters the toilet next may the lord have mercy on hi m

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

they stick a needle into your skin, and angle it, to make a bubble of fluid under your skin

and then draw a circle around the site with a sharpie

and it hurts

[soft coral]

about to pull off the same shit my dad does
@fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Thee is there no other store than fuckin Walmart around

[fast garden]

they what.

[keen sparrow]

TB test

[fast garden]

I LIVE IN A FUCKIN SHITHOLE

[soft coral]

what kinda SAW shit is this

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[soft coral]

HEY REX I WANNA PLAY AGAME

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Ot3DmOJlI

ever heard of a FAST ONE?

[stark torrent]

well good thing you got a new car before you got fired

[keen sparrow]

lol

[soft coral]

shove this 1000 degree iron in your urethra and u getto live
or if u dont
u the c4 I've placed up your ass will detonate

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

man

[keen sparrow]

an intra-osseus IV?

[soft coral]

wtf is this chat

[stark torrent]

it is what it is man , is the thing still working

[fast garden]

yeah its been fine since they pulled the third anti theft device off

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent @keen sparrow

What I hear everytime I open this place

[stark torrent]

as a romanian i dont see the point of those , they dont work anyway

[keen sparrow]

It's an IV of a dozen needles right into your fucking sternum. because technically bone marrow can be a medium to administer medication to the blood stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zimbDqsBSOY

[fast garden]

clearly not since there were three and they had no fucking idea they were there

[compact knoll]

damn dude

on a consious guy

when i was looking into first aid

they showed how to insert the nasal tube

[soft coral]

what is rex talking about

[compact knoll]

on a consious guy too

[soft coral]

injecting people with shit

alo

[compact knoll]

disgusing shit

[soft coral]

i can tell

[compact knoll]

wait ill find it

[fast garden]

damn bro

they gon have to do this shit to me

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/ctU6gdVqxUI?t=1530

BRO

EUGHHH

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

looooook

[soft coral]

pp touched toilet lid

NOOOOOOOO

[fast garden]

damn

cut it off

[soft coral]

we have to

[keen sparrow]

i'm talking about shit that gets you 6 figures a year

what RAM prices

never heard of her

[compact knoll]

at least he didnt show how to fix pneumothorax on him

[keen sparrow]

blech

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-2-half-life-gif-3407331628338167078

[keen sparrow]

where you cut and 'aspirate'

[compact knoll]

no i mean he showed where

i mean at least he didnt use the needle on him

[keen sparrow]

they do the same for a priapism

'erection lasting for more than 4 hours'

[compact knoll]

haha you put it between the 6 and 7th rib

[keen sparrow]

urologist literally sticks a needle in your wood and sucks the blood out

medical is so fucked

[compact knoll]

nevermind its between 5th and 6th

[keen sparrow]

did i tell the catheter story?

[fast garden]

you are gonna have to make me unconscious for that shit man nobody touching my weewee with a needle while im awake

[fast garden]

not again.

[stark torrent]

you fucking killed him

nevermind he says

[keen sparrow]

not the old guy

[compact knoll]

it wouldnt have done anything

i dont think

[keen sparrow]

the latex to nylon

[fast garden]

maybe not then

[keen sparrow]

Foley catheters used to be latex like.. 12 years ago

then retards realised 'oh we're getting sued for putting latex tubes into the peeholes of people ALLERGIC TO LATEX'

so what'd they do

switched to nylon catheters

fine, good idea only, nylon catheters have the mold seam

so we were cutting people's ureters with plastic knives

[fast garden]

holy scuffed

[fast garden]

YEP

i knew exactly what you meant

[keen sparrow]

yeah, noone decided at QA for catheters to file that off

the ticking time bomb though is no money going to antibiotics research

it's all to new opiate painkillers and diabetes medication

because if someone comes to hospital with an infection, they get 1 maybe 2 IV bags of Gentamicin and then they're well on their way

but if you get grandma hooked on Oxy, or ggrandpa needs insulin for the rest of his days, that's a customer for years

[compact knoll]

not that many years

[keen sparrow]

so all our antibiotics will be redundant/useless in like 10-15 years

[keen sparrow]

vs a week tops in the hospital on IV antibiotics

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

yeah superbugs are going to be real fun

hell, MRSA is already a scourge at every hospital

Methycillin resistant staph areus

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @remote fox you guys wanna touch tips?

i mean what

[keen sparrow]

little bit of oil?

2 fat cocks?

[ancient marsh]

Did the gei bomb go off in Ukraine or what

[compact knoll]

get in vc xal

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/uj9s16QxNwM?si=1SMo5mdfA74kT-KU&t=61

[compact knoll]

bro

ahahahahaha

[keen sparrow]

the way he drinks his coffee looking straight ahead after saying that unhinged shit

lmfao

[fast garden]

"a power fuck"

BRO

WHAT

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-shit-piece-of-shit-gif-14428605025370949552

[fast garden]

"are you talking about, my vagina?"

[keen sparrow]

'it smells like fresh vagina in here'

[fast garden]

"maybe"

[keen sparrow]

what game

[stark torrent]

ABI

[keen sparrow]

Iedy when he hears interchange

bro fuck that map, that;'

that's me too*

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent GET OOOOOOOOOON

[stark torrent]

for what

[keen sparrow]

sold.

wait, it has microTX doesn't it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[stark torrent]

yes the gooner asian women skins specifically

they also have csgo knives

[compact knoll]

idk do pheers quests

im bored

[keen sparrow]

pffff

[keen sparrow]

fool me twice, can't get fooled no more

not worth

[remote fox]

I was selling shit on flea for Euros and lost 2 million rubles due to fees

Fucked up the number.

[compact knoll]

get on you sonovabitch

[compact knoll]

and you too

i am begging on my knees

get on

[keen sparrow]

get on this dick

hahaaaaaa

[remote fox]

Oh yeah?

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-squarepants-lip-bite-gif-5438858888928280945

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

[keen sparrow]

ever since i got told i look like this guy, i just can't

[compact knoll]

you really do

@stark torrent get on

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946721308148920371/1423128648340471959/c2d015b1a3e5bbd809108d33cc5f145af73caed9433f20ad859bd23b61fe7ea9_1.mov?ex=69722e96&is=6970dd16&hm=577072bcd11146c39df51dbfcd0305c58af9684504fd5c511680337738391848&

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1463295150074626154/20260120_231218.jpg?ex=6971f80e&is=6970a68e&hm=bc5dd646910eb081854d2c9df30a7063e022eb9b902a7dc246bd10b223b3688e&=&format=webp&width=1032&height=1138

IYKYK

and reacting is a self report

[ancient marsh]

At least 512 gb on an external SSD

[keen sparrow]

who said anything about storing it

just locally run a cracked StableDiffusion model-stack with your 64 GBs of RAM

jfc that picture is 34MB

[keen sparrow]

you can make the korean bitch speak actual korean

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/v3F0GavADc8?si=fqTfqZ75x-u1mV05
@keen sparrow

fourty...threeeeeee

[keen sparrow]

he's got mah axe embedded in his NERVOUS SYSTEM

classic

too bad that scene is only in the extended edition

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come tarkov

[ancient marsh]

Modern warfare

Lay 1 without me

[soft coral]

what are you gonna touch tips?

[compact knoll]

we did

you coming?

[keen sparrow]

Corpo start is so savage, lol

[fast garden]

corpo start was what i did

last time i played

tho i didnt even start the heist

lmao

use new spell

its a fucking orbital strike

use 4

i am looking at my desktop

fair enough

one frame

another frame

[keen sparrow]

I'm still in the opening with Jackie

[viral egret]

what

@ancient marsh @remote fox

bsg moment

dunno what he shot me with

but he fucked me

[remote fox]

It doesn't count as a raid in stats.

[viral egret]

ggs man

i gotta actually exfil out of woods

[viral egret]

btw

he shot me once

in the front plate and back plate

that guy

it zeroed both my level 5 plates

[ancient marsh]

did you get hit once that entire raid

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_fHWoWPlVyI

[hollow smelt]

dayum i didn’t recognize it was skyrim lmao, how many mods you have?

[keen sparrow]

600+ hours, never knew you could do this

[fast garden]

I downloaded a modpack and as soon as I’m bored of it I’m not coming back bc this shit was like 400gb

[fast garden]

My stupid car automatically connects audio from my phone so I blew my ears out with this lol

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JRJY8Q0CRKDQ7M4EVWYCV0W9/4x.gif

[keen sparrow]

I hate that on Very Hard you have to get headshots, lol

[fast garden]

Not only was it a 400 or so gb modpack i couldn’t get it to run at 4k so officially Skyrim is the only game that I have been unable to run at 4k on my machine

And I still get massive fucking fps drops randomly and freezes all the time

[keen sparrow]

what's your monitor's resolution

[calm pollen]

Was it Lorerim? That's the only sizable one I can think of

[fast garden]

4k native man

[fast garden]

That one’s even more lol

[keen sparrow]

ew same

shit sucks

[fast garden]

Lorerim I wanted to try but it was 600

Said fuck that

Kept looking

Saw nolvus

It’s 400 or so

[calm pollen]

I have lorerim and Loreout downloaded

[fast garden]

Realized a trend

[stark torrent]

Thee what if you join the military

actually scrap that , you might get sent to greenland

also you get sick too fast to be soldier

[calm pollen]

Yes, join the military

[fast garden]

I didn’t have the time nor patience to mod my own playthrough

[fast garden]

Yeah also I think my medical history would more or less exempt me from military

For the most part at least

[keen sparrow]

you'd be surprised

[compact knoll]

where fps

[fast garden]

Yeah if I can’t run a game at 60 I flip my shit

[keen sparrow]

I mean if i turned the resolution down to Xal's computer sure i could get 90 fps out of CP2077

what was it? 1024x768?

[ancient marsh]

just put the next slide on man

[fast garden]

My gifted 4k native monitor was such a double edged sword man

[keen sparrow]

Xal resolution

[keen sparrow]

It's all fun and games till you have to turn your head to read something

[ancient marsh]

don't worry man playing at original Xbox framerates is totally justified by image clarity

[fast garden]

Hey look I can get most everything at least running around 60-80 and I’m happy with that

[keen sparrow]

you know, i've never seen a benchmark on anything from Xal

strange

[ancient marsh]

2009 called

they want their fps back

[fast garden]

You forget I played on console

So I had 30 fps

[ancient marsh]

i can tell

the stockholm syndrome never left

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

Bloodborne my beloved

[fast garden]

I find it hard to notice much improvement beyond like 80ish

It’s nice to have 144 tho, since that’s my refresh rate, but it’s not necessary for me

I play tarkov just fine at 60-100 map dependent

[keen sparrow]

yeah, 144 fps to a 4K monitor

[fast garden]

Framegenslop and DLSS man

[thick jetty]

Thats my min for 4k too

[fast garden]

Though aside from lossless, I never use frame gen

[thick jetty]

Gotta have that atleast

[fast garden]

Lossless scaling application I mean

There is a reason I can see fucking ANYTHING on tarkov after all

[keen sparrow]

I found your video card

[ancient marsh]

less fps than an actual gpyu

[thick jetty]

Aint even that hard in optimized games

[fast garden]

Games just run like shit nowadays it sucks

[stark torrent]

KCD 2 ran perfectly at full ultra on release , it can happen but devs must be devs

STALKER 2 im looking at you

[fast garden]

Aw I forgot about that

KCD2 was fucking butter man

So smooth

[keen sparrow]

ngl kinda pissed off that my PS5 has a better GPU than my PC rn

[fast garden]

Games can be good and run good but that’s too hard man

[ancient marsh]

it's grim

[fast garden]

borderlands 4 runs like shit

[thick jetty]

Yup. What gpu you running

[ancient marsh]

how's that game btw

do you remember anything from it

is it still getting updates even

[little flame]

was at 100 but i ate 1/4

[little flame]

ye it does

[thick jetty]

So ass but it was kinda fun tho

[little flame]

bl4 was fun for 10 hours or so but i got bored

[fast garden]

Story was barely better than 3, gameplay was more or less the same, I did like the new skill trees, nothing new that is interesting has happened since release

And

[keen sparrow]

if we'd stop using UE5 because it's easy

[fast garden]

They are trying to be like Diablo 4

Live service bullshit

Yk, “here’s our weekly update!”

[thick jetty]

Its a good game if you can get it for cheap

[fast garden]

It was alright man

I like borderlands so I played it

[stark torrent]

BF 6 failing at that spectacularly

[thick jetty]

Kcd2 was so dope.

[fast garden]

Bf6 felt like shit when I played it a bit ago yeah.

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

forget that game was a thing

[little flame]

bl4 had nothing special about it genuinely just another bl game

[stark torrent]

delayed the season 2 dogshit to get 2 probably dogshit balanced maps and some slop skins and thats it

[viral egret]

twice

[thick jetty]

Pretty much same. Its more of destiny 2 in borderlands clothes than anything

[fast garden]

And I fucking hate destiny as someone with thousands of hours

I keep wanting to play destiny crucible but shit man

[little flame]

bought destiny 2 on release, played a shit ton then they just started deleting old content and then i was like peace im out

[thick jetty]

I didnt even finish season 1 its so boring

[fast garden]

Bungie cannot take their thumb out of their ass

[keen sparrow]

must hate yourself too

[thick jetty]

D2 asking 70 bucks for new content every 6 months just to cut the old one out

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

luckily they dont have any new title coming out where they put all their eggs in the basket and that doesnt already have so much controversy already it will at best be talked about for a month before it dies

[little flame]

i really liked the campaign they had

i found it interesting

then yk

what campaign

bungie just makes me sick and tired

[little flame]

the greed is nuts

[stark torrent]

Guys are we fucked

what is your president doing amerikans

[thick jetty]

Just wait. Not much bungie left soon.

[little flame]

[fast garden]

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

why is bro attacking everyone

[keen sparrow]

not sure if Frota is here to call me a Russian Agent but

[little flame]

marathon

[keen sparrow]

i really have no fucking clue

[fast garden]

Yeah I don’t know man

None of this shit makes sense to me

[keen sparrow]

one day it looks like he's going to glass Iran, then the next someone talked him out of it

[stark torrent]

better question is why is nobody else tellling him to chill , like dont u guys have congress or shit

[little flame]

politics

[stark torrent]

why is bro running amok

[little flame]

thats about i

it

[thick jetty]

[stark torrent]

We live interesting times idk

[keen sparrow]

"totally taking greenland"

[little flame]

truly

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/black-handshake-druski-rapper-gif-20590250

[little flame]

[thick jetty]

Remember guys instead of buying marathon you can buy clothes or better edition for eft

[keen sparrow]

like what

[little flame]

so why does trump want greenland

i forgot

its so meaningless

[stark torrent]

you say this cocksucka but if they attack greenland , sweden will profit and takeover denmark

THE GREAT NORDIC COALITION

[little flame]

fuck the danes

force them to turn swedish

rahhh

[keen sparrow]

u serious?

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

it is meaningless to start conflict with NATO over it i agree

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden @viral egret @compact knoll @remote fox

[stark torrent]

yeah he wants to make bases there but shit , is it worth getting bad blood with the whole world over it

idk man

[little flame]

lmaooooo

[stark torrent]

i get that

i got that reference

[little flame]

i blew him up btw

[keen sparrow]

We have PAVE PAWS in Alaska and in the midwest

[little flame]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ding-bell-4

[keen sparrow]

we'd have complete coverage if we could put one on greenland too

[stark torrent]

what map is this

ah its upside down

damn i forgot Norway exists

[little flame]

is this how americans see the world?

[ancient marsh]

bro wants a cookie

[little flame]

💀

[stark torrent]

Alle how is Norway percieved

[keen sparrow]

That's the north pole

[little flame]

norway is fine, been there a few times

chill people

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[keen sparrow]

This is PAVE PAWS

[stark torrent]

dude Trump is a cuck look at the size of greenland vs denmark

bro really wants to take like 70% of Denmark's land

[keen sparrow]

It can detect something as small as a door from hundreds of kilometers away

[stark torrent]

and he wonders why are they mad

aloooo

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eR6gFaSsG4g?si=GvmOTPv_kNZKdg_i

that's actually really interesting

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @remote fox @viral egret

[keen sparrow]

best part is PAVE PAWS is just a giant one of these https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Phased_array_element

no fucking clue why peacekeeper wants them for the solar energy system

[little flame]

hmmm yeah

[keen sparrow]

That's not what they're for or what they do at all

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[stark torrent]

yeah with the initial recoil rework , most guns can be usable if you aim down sights and use a red dot

the biggest issues are when you shoot while moving with a scope , you will see the gun jump up

like try ash 12 moving that shit is going where it wants to go , and thats not inside the enemy

[little flame]

gn, tired as fuggg

[keen sparrow]

so glad i don't play that shit

[stark torrent]

gn alle imma go as well soon

[stark torrent]

no its better , before some guns were not usable at all

they would spin your hand

basically do like a circle

with how bad it was

like they were not controllable by mouse even with meta shit

[keen sparrow]

BSG has over-emphasized muzzle climb and none of their muzzle devices actually do what their IRL counterparts would do

[stark torrent]

also remember that good boolets give + recoil

[keen sparrow]

yeah not how IRL works btw

[stark torrent]

this is my main issue for a few wipes rn , attachements need rework

like all of them

[keen sparrow]

'this game doesn't fake realism'

[stark torrent]

there is 0 sense that some supressors are just flat 50% worse than others

[keen sparrow]

If you're using a compensator that has open ports at the top, and none at the bottom, it would stand to reason that vertical recoil would be lower yes?

[stark torrent]

a supressor doesnt make that much difference irl on a gun man , its mostly used to supress the sound not to turn the gun into a laser lol

[keen sparrow]

Nikita: no

[stark torrent]

like you have qdc supressor and the rest

the rest are so bad its not even worth caring about them

the stat diff is insane

[keen sparrow]

If BSG wanted to be assholes and really lean into the realism shit

Guns should've malfunctioned more during snow

gun oil becomes more viscous when cold and cold ammo causes short strokes

[remote fox]

AKs don't freeze

[keen sparrow]

surely that's it and not commbloc gun favouritism

[fast garden]

“Oh no guns are jamming more!”

The noble RPD

[keen sparrow]

Every reliability enhancement on a bolt action or LMG is a slap in the face

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-111-gif-97514614677935955

and his bottom

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

hes baiting

[native crypt]

its incredible how much of a bootlicker awm is

[compact knoll]

tagilla got hands

and he killed me in throat

[frosty basalt]

Can we make this game more fun

Fuck you

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-tyranid-space-marines-titus-gif-4053401268298780302

[compact knoll]

pheer takes my mcx

"ill top it with m855"

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

stierlitz was never this close to failure

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/uj9s16QxNwM?si=1SMo5mdfA74kT-KU&t=61

500 more factory raids

almost done

its all so tiresome

4 am

ugh

[hallow stream]

1.0 release where the boss has the powers of the flash

[remote fox]

I went from 29k to 40 to this in a single session.

322k XP

[compact knoll]

6 hours of playing

Or 4 labyrinth raids

Labyrinth boss exp is so busted

[viral egret]

@stark torrent smr eu e pericol afara

a inghetat tot

am iesit afara mai sa cad si sa-mi rup gatu

[soft coral]

@viral egret @compact knoll @remote fox @keen sparrow

[vivid dawn]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTkv1hsAFlk/?igsh=MnJ6amxsbzBwbzli

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

[soft coral]

ok

[ancient marsh]

clearly you don't shoot irl

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR 17 KIDS AND GRANDKIDS

GET OFF TWITTER GRAMS

[fast garden]

"hey this is very unfun for the game"

[ancient marsh]

double negative

[fast garden]

"you clearly dont own a gun go back to cod"

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow alooo

[fast garden]

tree

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sodaz-fallout-brotherhood-of-steel-operation-sunburst-gif-9203339257550863180

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

he should top me off

[calm pollen]

The only reason the brother hood lost helios was attrition

Literally ran out of ammo

[stark torrent]

@little flame

damn you guys have a baddie over here

the comment section of that post would get me banned

[ancient marsh]

now they gotta make rape illegal

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

Okay mr russian

[little flame]

How is that the swedish civilians fault? Our government is retarded and keeps letting more immigrants in

[little flame]

Upped 73 fold is fucking crazy

Wtf..

Thats just sad bro

[vivid dawn]

What should i say,im german

As soon as i defend myself im fucked

[soft coral]

machine is so shit they pulled up the welding equipment to weld the holders
ggs
@little flame @stark torrent

and then mom wonders why i want to quit

[little flame]

holy shit