💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

and what about the other half bro

granted

two different sides of the world

[soft coral]

1 american 1 bulgarian
unstoppable force vs immovable object

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[fast garden]

holy fuck

[ancient marsh]

bro, do they give supersoldier serum to soldiers in russia in this game?

[soft coral]

theres a job offer at the local store here @fast garden

will try there

[ancient marsh]

this is how it feels to fight an enforcer as a scout

[soft coral]

its legit a small food store inside 3 garages

[fast garden]

that might be a score

[soft coral]

mmm

ongod

like im not that strong
i can legit my body giving out at the end of the work day here

if u dont have enough workers take on such big orders retards

[ancient marsh]

bro

a btr pulled up in the mission

and its just shooting at random homes

[fast garden]

honestly

[low iris]

the U.S. Army funded these games

thats all you need to know

[fast garden]

american homes would disintegrate if anything military size hit them

a single btr round would send the average american paper house into mache

[ancient marsh]

brother ur posting hasan nasrallah, let's not

[low iris]

if a car hits your house fast enough at the right angle it will destory most of your house

[fast garden]

literally

i fucking hate american housing

[low iris]

made to maximise profit what do you expect

[fast garden]

many such cases

[low iris]

missed the point

COD is literally propaganda for the MIC

(military industrial complex)

that and for the U.S. Army

[fast garden]

mw2 had the humvees still yeah

cant remember if they were in mw3 or not

[low iris]

they were

[fast garden]

dont remember when they got removed

[ancient marsh]

game also has the US military doing false flags and psyops n shit

???

[fast garden]

xal

[ancient marsh]

this is like donald trump paying people to call him a pedophile

[low iris]

yeah but its shown as single crazy guy

[fast garden]

that

[low iris]

a single crazy general who isn't over the fact he lost 40k marines to a nuke

like the entire point of the latter half of the story is demonising Shepard

[fast garden]

these games genuinely were like

[ancient marsh]

no russian

[low iris]

i cant argue this without spoiling a 12 year old game you are playing rn

[fast garden]

the average american doesnt have the reading comprehension to connect the dots here xal thats the point

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[fast garden]

those are the people that join military anyway

[low iris]

they make it very obvious shepard is trying to "redeem" himself

thats why hes talking about history for like half of his dialogue

[fast garden]

yeah shepard becomes a fucking tweaker

i hate him in the reboot

[ancient marsh]

what a retarded fucking point 😭

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[low iris]

tbh a lot of the stuff back then was AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHH WE WIN EVERYTHING!!

[fast garden]

dude theres a reason "this game doesnt have gun or ball in it?" is a meme

there are ENOUGH of them

they are literally the statistical majority

[ancient marsh]

World at War
people understood the game was anti-war
Modern Warfare
for some reason they don't

[low iris]

its why any madden or fifa game still exists

[ancient marsh]

ok.

[low iris]

because MW isn't anti war

world at war had you seeing brutal shit like gore and war crimes

[ancient marsh]

every time you die you get an anti-war quote

or like

[low iris]

like no russian DOES happen

[ancient marsh]

"fun fact, price of an F-15 is $990,000 dollars

[low iris]

but at the same time its not really brutual

[fast garden]

waw was so ahead of its time man

[low iris]

yeah you get it but most people ignore it

you cant say your anti war while making war look badass

[fast garden]

waw meanwhile

all the gameplay is like

[ancient marsh]

i'm sorry

like

[fast garden]

fucking awful situations

[ancient marsh]

if you make a point

and people ignore it

whose fault is it

??????????

can't argue with retards gg

[low iris]

"Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize"

like you EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM AMERICANS

[fast garden]

i mean loading screen tips is not really anti war enough to say the game is that

mw2 was literally just the rule of cool

[low iris]

like you ignore the quotes 99% of the time

[fast garden]

the whole fucking time

[low iris]

i literally cant name a single quote from MW2

[fast garden]

and thats how the series went from that point

[fast garden]

good, thats one less loose end

[ancient marsh]

what about thousands of civilian deaths, footage of terrorist attacks, ravaged civilian homes

[low iris]

its shown to make you hate the enemy more

its done on purpose to make you want to beat the bad guys

[fast garden]

"look at how far the BAD people go"

"its their fault"

ultimately

we are from different parts of the world that have very different ways of observing media, its like people coming to stalker and calling it a survival game about the zone

when i most often see the deeper meaning that its really meant to be a story about people, you know

meanwhile on the other side of that coin is mw2

[low iris]

its because of the extreme wave of patriotism and blowing shit up in the era of mw2

[fast garden]

which is western media

and the military and gun manufacturers loved the shit out of cod back then

because people genuinely did join the army and shit because those army guy sections were badass

[low iris]

tbf it was like all games of the ERA

you had smth really bad happen to make you hate the opps

[fast garden]

wasnt the remington r5 still like, a prototype when it would have been in the games

yeah it was

like the XM8 weapons being in bad company

[low iris]

xm8 and the ACR were literally added only because the companies paid COD

they didnt realise most people playing would be minors

[fast garden]

boom

[low iris]

so they couldn't even buy the guns at the time but now theyre kinda popular

[fast garden]

i fuckin loved the R5 in mw3 man

when i would have been like

13

and now we dont get any licensed names for guns in games at all lmao

[ancient marsh]

i think the most egrigious example of all time of definitive american US military propoganda

is them in one of the newer modern warfare games

flipping the road of death thing

on russians

like how are you gonna take a thing that actually happened

and blame someone else bro

[fast garden]

oh yeah the newer mw games are so unhinged

but like, type shit

[low iris]

"heres a warcrime America did but here actually the evil Russians did it!!!"

like gtfo man

[ancient marsh]

got the nuclear device

[low iris]

like i remember at the time it happened Americans were like "FUCK YEAH WE DID THAT"

"we will make the bad guys of the game us literally the same tactics and weapons as us but were gonna do a moral hissy fit about it even though we do it!!"

[ancient marsh]

at least americans are more subtle with it

i remember when hasan piker's friend got in trouble because he played a game literally developed by hamas where you run around killing israeli soldiers, and the guy was running around screaming "where's the secretaries?" referencing Hila Klein, wife of a guy Hasan was beefing with, who served her mandatory service in the IDF

THAT'S a definitive propaganda game

[low iris]

"how will xal turn something about American propaganda into something to do with isreal"

BAITTTTTTTTTTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[ancient marsh]

i legit laughed out loud when he was running around playing as terrorists and saying "what's my goal here?"

[ancient marsh]

i checked brainfart and the first thing i saw you post was hasan nasrallah talking about the goys

[low iris]

thats because what stella said was so fucking retarded that was the only appropriate reaction

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden got killed by a guy with a double barrel shotgun because he shot me 3 times

[stark torrent]

The yankee special

[soft coral]

the yankee diddler

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll what are the hardest kappa quests

[soft coral]

guide is up there no?

[stark torrent]

Psycho Sniper , Tarkov Shooter 8 , Guide ( can be easy but very time consuming as matching times are dogshit ) .

the rest are acceptable , SBIH on Streets is up there as well , map runs extremely bad to run scoped bolties

[soft coral]

guide is managable with a squad

to fill the lobby somewhat

and have protection

[ancient marsh]

guide is kappa?

ggs

[viral egret]

gg

we can do it together

i can head for it atleast

alle and iedy alr did it so

[compact knoll]

Bro survived 3 days at the factory

AHAHAHAH

[ancient marsh]

shut the fuck up artem

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-annoyed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-annoyed-gif-9796470131563160015

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-breathing-geebabys-gif-20700824

[little flame]

i can help u guys

[viral egret]

yeah when we get it then

should i start going for it

i need to start on sbih too damn

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278325784639438849/1462950352944103496/5bf8608526a283288d752a4a4339d830.mp4?ex=69700e30&is=696ebcb0&hm=2596d124ae227f55b23c38d17d4d1b20105aca41ed62e7850440261df4a31763&

[stark torrent]

Hurricane [ Insert Name ] moment

discharge a 9mm , kills neighbours dog 3 houses down the road

[viral egret]

literally

can shoot at an average european house wall it wont pass thru

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll we must have gotten Killa or Tagilla as boss on terminal because we had it super easy there

there were no guards or anything

only the BD spawn

RAMIREZ, TAKE THIS RUSTY AK AND THIS CASE OF TERRAGROUP SECRETS AND GET TO THE TERMINAL EXTRACTION POINT

GO TO ZUBR

[ancient marsh]

artem got reshala and got molested cause the guards flanked him from an area me and him both thought was out of bounds

@stark torrent @viral egret @compact knoll @little flame when the woods flare extract didn't work that one time

there we zero enemies in that direction btw

his chest just did that

BSG deserves the absolute worst

just for this bug

[hallow stream]

play a better game

[little flame]

why u buying hp

[remote fox]

The strongest American marine can't handle the dengue fever.

[little flame]

@viral egret labrys today?

[viral egret]

sur

i ws sleepin

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

the ammo of dissapointment and despair

[viral egret]

that'd be m855

[compact knoll]

trust me

after you use 856a1

we will come back to this dialog

[viral egret]

cant i craft 55a1 with 56a1

[compact knoll]

55a1 is crafted from 55

[viral egret]

damn

[viral egret]

sbih on gz is so weir to do

never went bolty on this map

god bless

ground zero sucks

either that or .308 doesnt pen this guys fat fucking armor

gonna go next ig

[compact knoll]

dude sbih is headshots anyway

[viral egret]

i know

but the first guy i shot in the throat instead of head

i atleast wanted to kill the guy and get out because i had fireklean oil

the one shot that shouldve been a headshot no clue wtf happened

[compact knoll]

dude its fine

you are still miled away from kappa

[rugged stump]

Morning lads, how are the raids today

[compact knoll]

if you really need it loot the marked bunker and depot on woods

[compact knoll]

there is a risk of rain

[viral egret]

i do and i still cant find it

i need wb3 for other hideout shit

and its being locked away because of fireklean

[compact knoll]

oh right

[soft coral]

I have seen what stick you are

dont give me that

you wouldnt survive a day

[compact knoll]

cant be that bad

2 summers ago

we didnt have water in the whole city

so me and my father used to go to the city and fill like 20 5 liter jugs

and than go back

dump it

repeat

fill a bathtub

use it for crops

[soft coral]

sir

youve no idea

5 liters is nothing

[ancient marsh]

it's 100l total

[viral egret]

god bless this game

find pmc shoot at him

packet loss too high

disconnect

try to load back in and my pmc is already dead

[soft coral]

right

still nothing

[viral egret]

absolute dogshit

ivan you should learn to read fully

[soft coral]

riiight

and I have to do the same

[ancient marsh]

ivan your every post about your old job was you scavving instead of working
and every post about your new job is you being in a situation where you have nothing to do

[viral egret]

i dont think he did it only once

[soft coral]

but wit hmuch heavier shit

so no

[viral egret]

surely

[soft coral]

he doesn't know what its like

not even close

[viral egret]

this mf

[compact knoll]

you have to hold it with the plastic holder thingy

because i carred 2 or 4 at once

[viral egret]

xal

[soft coral]

ok

[compact knoll]

so its 5 kgs on a small area of your palm

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

hurts like a bastard

[viral egret]

u wanna quest

[ancient marsh]

no

[ancient marsh]

yeah but do you know how it felt for ivan having to actually work instead of scavving all day on tarkov

[stark torrent]

bro did a KCD 2 sidequest

[viral egret]

ok

[compact knoll]

if not for the drones

i would be up for garden work

ngl

oh dude

lats summer

we had fucking some retarded flies

really really small ones

and they were billions of them

so its either you go

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-regretting-dread-silly-cat-gif-16298528122115466752

[compact knoll]

middle of the day

35 celsius

or you go in the morning

and get bitten

second one wasnt an option

me and my father tried that

5 minutes later we gave up

they fly in your mouth

your eyes your nose

fucking hell

[ancient marsh]

tf are they gonna do, bomb potatoes

[stark torrent]

damn u guys must be around swampy area or shit

its teh same here with mosquitoes rly if u have holes in your window net its over

[ancient marsh]

or he didn't shower for as long as you

[stark torrent]

or god forbid you forget your net open or the handle breaks and it opens

gg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/downsign-hulk-zombie-smell-smelly-gif-13879673

[stark torrent]

shut up you cock guzzling shit

[ancient marsh]

UH OOOOOH

STINKY POOPY

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-desmond-smiling-friends-desmond-gif-25082612

[compact knoll]

might be the dried up dam area

since its basically a swamp now

[compact knoll]

dont get me started on this shit

i have plenty of stories

[stark torrent]

where is your neighbour now

the one whose house got wiped

[stark torrent]

the only time i have to go outside is when i go to work at 7 in the morning

so it indeed does not make me happy

[compact knoll]

deeper in the city i think

[viral egret]

another packet loss disconnect

cant play this game ever

[ancient marsh]

play eu, gei boy

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skeleton-shield-skeleton-meme-war-gif-17340534991599908951

[viral egret]

i am

i keep getting insane packet loss

my ping is normal

[stark torrent]

Xal would have just ate all the pies

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[compact knoll]

just put the pie in the mouth

[soft coral]

then I come out 3 days later out of my room and mom sees me with 5 plates

[viral egret]

@stark torrent god bless factory

tried to go offices

the entire place is gassed up

got out alive though

[stark torrent]

gg

[viral egret]

literally cant do my quest

its like someone farted

everythingn is green

[soft coral]

not fond of cigani honestly
@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

i just had a rant in the shower with myself about them dont get me started

[viral egret]

this guy

[ancient marsh]

iedy walked through here

[soft coral]

OOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[viral egret]

had so much ammo inn his ass

[stark torrent]

i have two girls , 12 and 14 year old from my school in hospital to give birth

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

i really cant speak without looking like an austrian painter

[viral egret]

only 2

[stark torrent]

only 2 this year

[soft coral]

bro talking tothe 9 in 1 shampoo in the bath

[stark torrent]

/ so far

[viral egret]

bro what

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-walking-gif-5562429190146171448

[compact knoll]

are you in a good school

or like a shitty one

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll exfil out of factory with tagillas rig on me

where is my rig

[stark torrent]

Jarvis, pull up Xalrider clip on Labyrinth on 18th January 2025

and his audit

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/xjUiFeDKo_0?si=plzN3DpERs8sS0Yd

[viral egret]

my fucking rig

got stolen

ggs man

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

this game is so dogshit

nikita give me my rig back

[stark torrent]

hmmm i guess it's an average school , my city only has two good schools and i was in one for a short time

but i have 100% been in worse , as in fucking hell looked nicer

[soft coral]

I hope nikita gives u a busty load

[stark torrent]

never again , i would rather enroll in the army

than teach in them village schools

[compact knoll]

i honestly have 0 idea how shit are shitty schools

because i studied in the best school in my city

[soft coral]

I'd rather marry a gypsy

[viral egret]

iedy

[stark torrent]

dont make me have to go take a shower again man

[viral egret]

is there a chance for a rig to vanish when exfil

[compact knoll]

ngl my math teacher was so good

[soft coral]

"damn I smell"

[ancient marsh]

what was it

[stark torrent]

i think my neighbour taking a piss had a blast listening to me rant

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-desmond-smiling-friends-desmond-gif-25082612

STINKY

STINKY LITTLE BOY

UH-OH

THIS GUY SMELLS

[stark torrent]

im gonna kill myslef now guys

[viral egret]

iedy

[soft coral]

finally

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

does the small part outside of factory offices still count as office

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo?si=6j9V_A1kVSbi3FFk

bro literally owned the internet at some point

now we're on linked in looking at spreadsheets at work
@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-shake-emoji-cheeks-ass-booty-gif-15627787983746792470

[soft coral]

bro

what the fuck.

mom walked in

[stark torrent]

are you quitting ivan

[little flame]

lmao

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Yeah

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[soft coral]

everytime parents walk in

I tactically open spotify

because of the shit thats posted here

[viral egret]

alle u still down for labrys

[little flame]

ye

[viral egret]

do we go with randoms

xal isnt up for it and idk if artyom is

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/appl3z0r

[soft coral]

@stark torrent told mom

she kinda didn't care

shes never worked in a factory

so she thinks everything is automatic

well think the fuck again

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/8641093

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

anything but a job

[glacial haven]

@fast garden https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1463261215047291055/image.png?ex=69712fb3&is=696fde33&hm=71e431c64a8474b8fb868a88b4cf25be80ce2dc035e2b222c068b735471c72aa&

40€

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-feeling-evil-plan-masterplan-gif-120341860965623954

[stark torrent]

LORE IMPLICATION???

[fast garden]

you should watch the video where they go over the shells, or player characters

they are adamant about keeping the invisibility character in their exfil shooter

one of them has walls too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1421872048749150288/My_Video.gif

bungie is too retarded to make anything good these days

[viral egret]

modding a game and i see il2cpp and im getting flashbacks from tarkov

[glacial haven]

You mean the ability to see players through walls?

[fast garden]

yes

[glacial haven]

So they made it as easy as possible for cheaters to enable chams?

[fast garden]

yes

theres also a character that has a drone that can knock loot out of your inventory

bungie is clueless

[glacial haven]

You already know that DAY FUCKING ONE, there will be a dude that has all abilities, can just delete your weapon and teleport you into a bdsm room

They have 0 clue about anti cheats and are now creating a competitive game in which your anti cheat determines if the game is playable or not

For 40€ base, 60€ deluxe

May god be with them because I sure as hell won't be for 40€

[hallow stream]

that ability is legit ass

[hallow stream]

actually the opposite in the extraction shooter genre

the worse the anti cheat is the more players

considering EFT from burgerstategames and hunt showdown are the most played extraction shooters besides arc raiders

arc raiders is a anomaly because I said so

[glacial haven]

Wdym

[hallow stream]

the ones with the most dogshit anti cheats have the most players

hunt basically has a guarantee you run into 2 cheaters minimum per raid

or well theres 2 cheaters per lobby at least at the minimum

[glacial haven]

The anti cheat doesn't determine that, the fact that the game actually is fun does, the more fun a game is, the higher the likelihood of cheats being developed to circumvent the anti cheat measures

In this case, Marathon will probably be cheat free

[viral egret]

i broke the game

[stark torrent]

Marathon looks shit

The UI and inventory is vomit

Holy shit

[hallow stream]

i think extraction shooters at this point are just

ass

unless they have like a mega unique esthetic I dont care abt them anymore

[glacial haven]

So, Marathon is right in your ballpark because it has a unique aesthetic, which is dogshit but it is unique

[ancient marsh]

lore wise a nuke is detonated above USA that is being invaded and it triggers a massive EMP

and the EMP disables your eotech

all u see is just glass

[hallow stream]

nah its made by bungie

so its ass

[ancient marsh]

pretty coolgers

[hallow stream]

im waiting for that 1 extraction shooter made by the uh

[keen sparrow]

have you.. never played MW2 before?

[hallow stream]

hell something something developers

i forgot the name of the game

ww2 game

[glacial haven]

Hell is us?

[hallow stream]

that one probably

[keen sparrow]

is the OG Modern Warfare considered 'Unc' games?

[ancient marsh]

i just died to a falling helicopter

cause the EMP knocked out all electronics

this is exactly what people thought Y2K was gonna be

[hallow stream]

but theyre making a extract shooter with a eldritch theme

[glacial haven]

Is that even an extraction shooter?

[hallow stream]

so thats cool

[glacial haven]

Nah, it's not that one

[ancient marsh]

look no reticle

[ancient marsh]

tarkov?

[keen sparrow]

lol, optics in Tarkov do this by accident

which, come to think of it...

What did Terragroup do at the end of that cinematic that you start 1.0 with

was that an EMP?

[viral egret]

think so

[keen sparrow]

ACOGs would be okay, their reticule is illuminated with Tritium, lol.

aids gun

semi-auto only, lol

[viral egret]

dc

pdc

[keen sparrow]

i'd rather have a pistol, lol

like this beauty

Made this shit while i was high as a kite last night, no regrets.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[keen sparrow]

i felt inspired

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1462871855877853358/image.png?ex=69711695&is=696fc515&hm=250887aaf6b21774df71d84c90bd34fca63ba44747fba7f8b6e9bde8828ad5ec&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[ancient marsh]

not even close

[fast garden]

i love that silly ass thing

[keen sparrow]

the MW1 m4 is a flat top with a barska

or the Tasco in the marine side of the campaign, lol

probably the only MW clone you can do with vanilla parts

[blazing basin]

*Ambient light via the optical fibre on top

[keen sparrow]

Marines would often put electrical tape over it as it worked too well and the reticle would wash out against tan sand.

[blazing basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hank-and-water-hose-king-of-the-hill-1

[keen sparrow]

They're designed to last 10-15 years

half-life of Tritium is about 12

[remote fox]

I remember marines got investigated because they kept getting too many headshots and people thought they were executing people but it was just that they got issued ACOGs.

[keen sparrow]

yup, 100% true

the 4x was just too good

Here's another fun one

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol ora de sport, saritu caprei, pune un coleg sa stea capra ca nu mai avem capra

[hollow patrol]

[winged mica]

HK USC 😭

[stark torrent]

Ce mm

[viral egret]

nici rampa

[ancient marsh]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae

why stop

[soft coral]

@stark torrent machine broke again right after break ayyyy

fucking prehistoric working conditions

factories all over Bulgaria are fully automated 1 guy presses a button and away it goes
here u arrange and do everything by hand

[stark torrent]

Well it does provide jobs for people i guess

Shit jobs but still

That factory will prob be decomissioned soon if shit breaks every 30 mins

Sooner or later

[soft coral]

well the old part is barely working

and i mean barely

[stark torrent]

Or they buy a new machine but i doubt it

[soft coral]

if youre at the vacuum

and have lets say 12 doses of lutenica esch 600kg

youre kucky to get 10

thats NOT normal mate

new factory is ...managable

weakest link in the chain basically

boss is like if one breaks hop on the next machine

mf it doesnt work like that

youd have to have both machines ready at all times and sometimes the other one is needed for other shit

@keen sparrow imagine you go go store and the roller dogs done sold out

[keen sparrow]

Then i’m getting doughnuts

Kamchatka btw

[stark torrent]

Think thats AI

[soft coral]

typical amerikanski

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Yeah those buildings would collapse, thought it was funny though

The snow is up to 5 meters in some places though

[next temple]

They say its gonna fall to -20 this weekend

We will see

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://youtube.com/shorts/_pCa1yj85bA?si=kmNy8VbuPOq8C7pn

Look at the last 10 seconds

Wtf is he doing

Why does he have his tongue out

[little flame]

😭

[remote fox]

Have you seen the Master Yi OTP that does a weird face while playing?

Cowsep.

He always has his tongue out in combat

[stark torrent]

Bro is having a different kind of stroke

[viral egret]

@stark torrent plm au chiulit toti de la istorie si am plecat si eu

nu-mi trebuie istoria oricum

[stark torrent]

Daca afla directorul va arde

Am patit si eu asa

Plm pe mn nu m a deranjat dar daca afla directorul tb sa sanctionezi

Aia e

[hollow patrol]

la mine chiulesc toți de la franceză în forță

[stark torrent]

eu chiuleam rupt la desen religie si engleza

[hollow patrol]

toată clasa unită când vine vorba de chiulire la franceză

nicio altă oră

[stark torrent]

La engleza aveam 5 note in primele luni nu mai aveam ce sa fac

[viral egret]

la noi nici nu facem religie

[hollow patrol]

la engleză mă lasă pe telefon frate nici nu-i mai pasă

[viral egret]

ori nu vine profa ori plecam la mega si luam energizante

stam afara ca-o doara in cur

[stark torrent]

Dormeam de rupeam la logica

Cea mai plictisitoare materie ever

[viral egret]

la noi vine profu dupa 25 35 de minute

[stark torrent]

Sa mor eu, era o lupta sa stau treaz

[viral egret]

eu tre sa supravetuiesc inca 2 3 luni

pana sa termina scoala

ca sa iau bursa

[stark torrent]

4 luni

[viral egret]

anu viitor nu mai dau pt bursa

[stark torrent]

3.5

[viral egret]

ba

pot sa iau bursa din modulu urmator

daca am deja 9,50

[hollow patrol]

frate mă lupt cu somnul la jumate din materii

chiar dacă dorm bine noaptea tot mă pălește de zici că n-am închis ochii de 2 zile

[viral egret]

adevarat

[stark torrent]

Adevarat, si seara nu dorm

[viral egret]

am dormit la chimie d-am rupt

azi

ca am nota pe modulu asta

[stark torrent]

Ma jucam pana la 2 dimineata dp prima ora romana ma cacam pe mn de frica sa nu asculte si dp plecam aks

[viral egret]

gg

[hollow patrol]

mă lupt cu somnul ca să pot să stau treaz 2 ore de mate una după alta

[stark torrent]

la romana daca chiuleam ne usca profa

[viral egret]

ma culc pe la 2 3

si dorm in ore care am note la

[stark torrent]

Vorba unui prieten de al meu

Stau la scoala pana raman fara baterie la tlf

🤣🤣🤣

[hollow patrol]

dorm în autobuz jumate de oră până tre să cobor

[viral egret]

adevarat

[viral egret]

eu in tranvai

ca iau de la capat la capat

din autobaza lor

ce drq ii zice

[hollow patrol]

gg

[viral egret]

pana la capat

bag juma de ora de somn lejer

[stark torrent]

Am consiliu profesoral la 1 30 akm

[viral egret]

gg

[stark torrent]

Ma ia somnu

[viral egret]

dp pleci acasa?

[stark torrent]

Da

[viral egret]

gg

poate bag sa fac cargo x azi sau ma culc

pana la 5

[hollow patrol]

serios că trebuie sa ma apuc sa beau energizante sau cafea macar sa stau treaz la mate

[stark torrent]

Eu cred ca iau o pizza si dp dorm

Nush

[viral egret]

ma trezesc daca e sa mergem labrys ca am nevoie de bani

am scazut 9mil

[stark torrent]

Sarman

[viral egret]

nu stiu pe ce

sau cum

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

[viral egret]

sa termina sczv case azi

bag odata

cu intel si moonshine

si atat

ca nam bani de altcdva

[hollow patrol]

tot nu-s acasa

[stark torrent]

Am inspectie sapt viit gg

Cred ca ma apuc de sapat santuri e mai bine

[hollow patrol]

gg

[stark torrent]

Avem vacanta pe 13 feb

Pana pe 23

Not today old friend

[viral egret]

gg

ne-a dat vacanta inainte de ziua indragostiitilor

da oricum ma joc tarkov si atunci

sau bag bani pe card si cumpar hytale

[hollow patrol]

eu atunci probabil ma bag pe jocurile care le-am inceput mai devreme sa le termin

[viral egret]

ca-mi pare interesant

[hollow patrol]

kcd1 și days gone

[safe summit]

@stark torrent ⠀

[viral egret]

what is the cmd

[hollow patrol]

weekendul asta încep metro exodus

[viral egret]

! iedy?

[viral egret]

gg

[stark torrent]

!language

[viral egret]

tre sa gasesc banca ING

[safe summit]

@stark torrent ⠀

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

E !english

[viral egret]

ms

[stark torrent]

!whotf

[safe summit]

@stark torrent ⠀

[hollow patrol]

bring back p!gae

[viral egret]

ma duc bag 150 lei pe card daca gasesc unde plm e banca la ing

[stark torrent]

Dc

[viral egret]

hytale

[stark torrent]

!gae

[viral egret]

p!gae

[stark torrent]

Nu au dat faliment aia ma

[viral egret]

nu

au revenit

[stark torrent]

M as juca si eu Hytale nush pare interesant

[viral egret]

si au lansat

pe 12

[stark torrent]

Si sunt plictisit

[viral egret]

da

daia vreau sa-l iau

da nus cat e

ma uit repede

[stark torrent]

Cum e fata de

Vs

[viral egret]

120ron

pare ca e stil RPG

da e open worlf si alea

mi se pare mai bun decat minecraft pana una alta

si are si moduri deja

[hollow patrol]

și eu, dacă văd sale probabil o iau

[hollow patrol]

mi se pare foarte apropiat de valheim

[little flame]

cum?

SPEAK ENGLISH

[stark torrent]

Taci in gura matii

[hollow patrol]

we're busstiiing

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

iedy what u doing

[stark torrent]

Ba am niste colegi profesori batuti in cap ba :)))))

Aveam de votat aici membrii bla bla si aveam de scris 2 nume pe bilet si de taiat unul pe care nu l vrem @hollow patrol @viral egret

Ba frt , unii au scris 1 nume , altii au scris gresit, altii n au dat biletul

[little flame]

why do u speak romanian for no reason?? lmfao you all literally speak english

din jävla kuk

varför

[stark torrent]

Ita funnier when you dont know

[little flame]

din mamma

romanian is ugly damn

so is swedish though

[hollow patrol]

no turkish in the chat please

[stark torrent]

Si pentru ca au gresit astia si s a anulat votul, o luam de la capat cu votul

Baaaaaa in plm vreau sa merg acasa

[little flame]

more like arabic

[little flame]

im gonna capat ur votul

idk what that means

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-türk-turkish-gif-6286375903915692212

[hollow patrol]

azi diriga (nu e de mate) mi-a pus colegii să facă niște calcule simple @stark torrent

de exemplu 2.3% din 2 și după aia rezultatul x 1000

frate să mor eu nu au știut cum

au supărat-o pe dirigă de ne dă test din asta mâine 😭

copii de 18 ani

[viral egret]

ce

ba

eu nici nu am facut fractii decimale

[hollow patrol]

frate da nu e așa de rău

[viral egret]

eram bolnav cand a fost lectia la scoala si

[hollow patrol]

îs calcule simple

[viral egret]

tot ce stiu e ca se face

cred ca

nr supra 100

[hollow patrol]

și ăștia n-au știut NIMICA

[viral egret]

*nr care tre sa iti dea din

sau cv

23/100 * 2 cred

nu stiu ca nu imi place matematica

[hollow patrol]

practic problema era de calculat câte proteine sunt în grame din 2 kile de orez sau ceva

deci aveai 2 kg, 2.3% din aia era proteine

[viral egret]

n-ar fi mai usor sa transformi kg in g

[hollow patrol]

făceai aia dupa rezultatul din kg în grame era x 1000

[viral egret]

sau cv

[hollow patrol]

probabil se poate și așa eu am făcut diferit

dar totuși

[viral egret]

eu abias la fractii compuse

sau cum le zice

[hollow patrol]

nuș

[viral egret]

alea cu (f * g) (x)

smr eu de imi aduc aminte cum le zice

[hollow patrol]

nu vreau să mă gândesc la mate acu

dar adică serioss frate

[viral egret]

nu stiu da eu am test la franceza vineri

bag pl cred ca fac febra vineri

[hollow patrol]

erau calcule simple mai ales că sunt la gastronomie și calculele astea se folosesc

[viral egret]

coaie eu acu sunt la tehnic chimie si e mai rau pt noi

nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc

abia-s a noua

[hollow patrol]

o să fie mult mai rău

[viral egret]

da noi stam mai bine decat aia la mate info

[viral egret]

in programa de a 11 noi avem integrale si altele cred

[hollow patrol]

câte ore de mate ai pe săpt

[viral egret]

3

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

inainte la gimnaziu faceam 5-6

4 + dirigentie si fizica o ora

[hollow patrol]

nu mai amintesc nimic de la gimnaziu

[viral egret]

nici nu te ajuta in mare parte

noi la gimnaziu am invatat mai nnimic pt liceu

nea pregatit aia de bio atat de tare pt liceu

tot ce amm invatat la bio in cei 4 ani care am fost atent pbune la ora si nu a fost nimic asa

[hollow patrol]

mă ia bac-ul acu

gg hitler

[viral egret]

te indoaie

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

e mai rau pt mine ca eu vreau sa aleg chimie

ca la altele sunt praf

geografie stiu tariile da nu capitalele

[hollow patrol]

istoria mereu am știut destul de bine

și geografia destul de bine

am avut cel mai tare prof de geo la gimnaziu

[viral egret]

si noi la fel

ne jucam geogra.ro

[hollow patrol]

venea la oră, 30 min vorbea de politică și 20 min facea ora

la copii de 12-15 ani

[viral egret]

asa e doamna noasta acum

da daca ne priinde pe telefoane ne scoata la tabla si ne asculta din materie de a 12-a

[hollow patrol]

da era de treabă adică nu zic de rău

gg

tot ce vreau să zic este să înveți ca să nu te fută bac-ul

[viral egret]

la mate oricum sunt varza

la romana facem pregatiri decand a inceput anu

stii harap alb si alelalte cacaturi

[hollow patrol]

mhm

[viral egret]

noi numai dastea am facut pana aum

am tema pt maine sa fac subiectu 1 de la bac da ma doare-n pula de ora iei

oricum dorm

[hollow patrol]

eu cred că la română-s cel mai slab că nu citesc și profa e cea mai de câcat care am avut vreodată

[viral egret]

nu am citit niciodata

decat o carte ca mi-a placut

am acu o carte de invatat de la cap la rand pt paramedic la voluntariat si cred ca nu

[hollow patrol]

nici la a 9-a sau în gimnaziu nu citeam dar măcar profele erau de treabă și mă descurcam

da asta nouă probabil e o concubină a lu ceaușescu sau ceva

[viral egret]

asa e profa de geo a noastra

[hollow patrol]

e dracul pe pământ

[viral egret]

a zis cineva ceasca si a luato dracii si nervi

hmmm

[hollow patrol]

am avut un prof la chimie în a 10-a

la prima oră a râs o colegă de chelia lui din greșeală și a ascultat-o tot anul și doar 4 și 5 i-a dat

@stark torrent

[viral egret]

gg

eu in ultimele zile de liceu anu asta vreau sa ma duc chiel

[hollow patrol]

medieval monk haircut

[viral egret]

oricum mi-am ars paru ca a vrut mama sa-mi faca shuvite

[viral egret]

sunt blond da inchis si ia mia facut shiuvite blonde

[hollow patrol]

zi-mi dacă îți place că sunt și eu interesat

[viral egret]

pana acu pare schmechier jocu

pot sa intru sa dau stream

asa fara moduri zici ca joci minencraft modat el insusi

cu grafici mai bune

singura chestie rea e ca ai integritate structurala

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret

no way this is my goat

😭

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

5 roubles disappeared from my pocket when i tried to read this

give it back

[stark torrent]

damn thats like 2000 dollars

[ancient marsh]

YES

BECAUSE RUSSIAN ECONOMY AND CURRENCY IS THE STRONGEST

[viral egret]

i like hytale so far

[stark torrent]

Thats why they made the Black Division easy for you mate

[little flame]

mid

didnt really like it

[remote fox]

That sounds like bullshit.

[viral egret]

i mean hey

not everyone lkes the same games

[stark torrent]

but this confirms that they change loot throughout the wipe without any heads up

this is why we had times where we got good shit then nothing

example marked rooms

fuck them

[little flame]

8 years of development

for slob

slop~

[stark torrent]

sir we play tarkov

they are the same picture

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

nikita has a button to change loot under his desk and he accidentally hits it with his cock whenever a new BMW comes out

[stark torrent]

8 years of development to have XinPingThePooh call me an n word and magdump through 5 walls and 3 trees

[little flame]

minecraft is my most played game

but that game is dogshit

[viral egret]

could always be worse

[hollow patrol]

nu-s acasă

fac un proiect profei de română în autobuz

[viral egret]

gg

[hollow patrol]

îl am de prezentat mâine pe de rost

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

now kill cultists with it

[stark torrent]

or yourself

[little flame]

ty

[compact knoll]

you see the priest get stolen by a cheater

you turn the shotgun 180

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

SEE

AND THEY SAID THERE WERE NO TRANS PEOPLE IN THE USSR

@stark torrent

(vowel at end means woman's last name)

[stark torrent]

huh

CAUGHT

[ancient marsh]

THEY WERE DEFENDING THE MOTHERLAND

GOD BLESS

🫡

[little flame]

@soft coral omw to get a kebab

[ancient marsh]

traditional swedish dish

well it is at this point

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fat-chunky-thicc-chubby-gif-27511774

[little flame]

LMAOO

nikita is so fucking dumb

jesus

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

down for arena?

nvm ur on bo

[viral egret]

top 10 usernames of time

fqaaaahhhh

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @little flame

serv crashed shortly after

imma start a new hytale world and do better

[fast garden]

light work no reaction

[keen sparrow]

I remember that one time tarkov chat was in bulgarian for like 6 hours straight

[soft coral]

algorithm so fuckef i am genuinely afraid to open insta in public
@keen sparrow @fast garden

[fast garden]

me too man

[soft coral]

ayyy

[viral egret]

do i have enough logs

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/eGX2CbPkiz0?t=560

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

timecode

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

bright ass lights

what you got in tehre stadium lights?

[ancient marsh]

DEE WHY YOU TRYIN NOT TO LAUGH BRUH

THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIIIIT BRUH

[soft coral]

Love the ghost ping

[soft coral]

TVOYU JELANIE....

[ancient marsh]

misspelled alrdy

[soft coral]

alrdy

I also misspelled the misspelling

ggs

[ancient marsh]

was Imran Zahaev from Modern Warfare 1 his grandpa?

@compact knoll @little flame

same nose same hairline

same beard

what the fuck

[little flame]

thats alot of usd

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/Fllc8mUtZUc?si=7BgNdyOSsqPb9ysq @compact knoll @little flame @ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

just listen to the fucking original

[soft coral]

I have mate

[ancient marsh]

MY STEPPA GON' BRUSH EM, IF I PRESS THE BUTTON
TO DRIPPY TO SCUFFLE

THE BLICK IN THE DUFFLE
IT CAME WITH A MUZZLE
SO WHY WOULD I TUSSLE?

DIAMONDS DANCIN, FLOODED
WE DONE TURNED NOTHIN TO SOMETHIN

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-clap-gif-26415224

[ancient marsh]

AND MY LAST NAME BLICK SO IM PICKIN THE TOOL UP

[keen sparrow]

oh he's still going

[soft coral]

OKAY

[ancient marsh]

awww i was expecting another exciting SPT-related screenshot from you

disappointed again

:(

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

old dead game