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Imma get home soon
ping me when ur on
?????
nobody is waiting for me
retard

💀
@ancient marsh u there?
Cocksmasher
It doesmt force you into romancing him btw
I did his entire questline, you can just become bros
this shit is so ahrd to miss tho
you can "flirt" on every fucking message
True
The funniest part is that johhny will have a remark if you romanced him
"Christ V, can't believe you made me fuck a cop."
for 3 or 4 different quests
When I played through I was surprised he didn't comment on Meredith
Baldurs gate moment
Do 1 good thing , everyone is horny
@compact knoll we doing labrys
extracting now for iedy's scav extract
comeeeeeeeeeee
labrys sir
He is very into the "fuck" part of the "fuck the corpos"



@compact knoll epstein

Gun is ass don’t bother unless you just really want the task done

yeah true
That and 11k xp doesn't seem like a fair trade for 2 red rebels
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@native crypt @fast garden
back when bands had the balls to make thumbnails like that one
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYY
@stark torrent COOMMMSMMSSSSS
can't defend this kid anymore
@ancient marsh
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if i had a cent for everytime i he reposted it
yeah these were peak
its teh facts
the fk u mean you enjoyed it

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@ancient marsh
CALL HIM MORDECAI CUZ EVERYTHING HE DOIN REGULAR 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
@native crypt
@compact knoll whered u go
labrys
https://youtu.be/80pb-Ta6wJg?si=6W0OQnsMjAKUWL8S @native crypt @compact knoll
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okayge
bro isn't even uploading
labrys time?
where is iedy
@stark torrent did u die mf
raids so bad my stash value dropped 8mil

bro jawd me
https://youtu.be/7xYWOaMgEwo?si=FR11Ipcw4FpM5YtW&t=21
What i thought of when cryon said "iedy want to go labs later?"
Nathan, stop it!!! This is why you keep getting molested!!!
thats not a woman
even in the fog of war a tank is visible

@ancient marsh where are u
epsetin
we're loading in
okay that one's actually funny
what u guys running
@little flame got the races left and im done with all the sidequests
niice
what is molesting my eyes
Made the mistake of opening this chat
stealing this one
@compact knoll @stark torrent @viral egret @little flame @remote fox
i was like "why cant i place the offer"

@fast garden
did so much streets tht im mhappy to see 60 fps
gg
where do i apply
no
im selling my shit
i'll have almost 10 mil
trust
as i said
im not poor
im not liquid
learn the definition man

youre not liquid
@viral egret
Poor = ham
low liquidity = me
i got like 140 mil stash value
and 13 roubles
meaning i need to sell stuff


went to a spot which usually has 2 weapon crates and a static loot spawn
cause he has little liquidity
there is not a single item
he keeps taking out loans against his own company
just put the fries in teh bag xal
we3nt out of a builiding partisan tried to camp kme
i'll own the mcdonalds you will be putting the fries in the bag in
just play the fucking raid man
It's how rich people avoid paying taxes, since all of their gains are unrealized they can't be taxed.
bro i am looting partisan
yeah play the fucking game fat retard

i will scav in and touch you
talk about the raid after the fact man
yapping like a fucking scorned wife
respectfully

damn u
look man
just because youre the manager
doesnt mean you own the mcdonalnds
im exfilling out rn
that's right i will own you personally artem
xal
just tell the employee to put the fries in the bag
i threw 8 nades
once my crypto portfolio hits
oevr a squad of playrs
i'm gonna be so rich
i'll be on the island with Trump
@ancient marsh
and me owning you will be part of the conditions of the russia ukraine peace

total peace but 1 condition
artem washes my socks
and dishes
(and believe me, i use a lot of dishes)
i love this game so much
worse conditions then the slaves that were picking cotton
you're gonna be picking skidmarks off my underpants
@viral egret finish the fucking raid holy shit man
😭
got like 150 rounds of BS and shit life is so good
bro i am OUT
no worries, i will pay him to make sure you're sleeping in the basement with air conditioning running
dont whip me, ill cum
same shit
we're gonna take him down
no, we won't, he'll likely like that
im gonna say he groomed and manipulated me
Youre stash is very rich for your level
Come terminal with me
artyom
if everyones up tmrw u wanna labrys after your terminal attempts with iedy
i need to goop up my stash value dropped like 12 mil
Thats the joke yes
I still dont know if i will have ethernet tommorow even
Maybe
Maybe not
bro ill pray for that shit to come back
so we can goop up
i need this speed
i dont wanna sit next to you on the boat
you always try to touch me in the btr
it makes me uncomfortable
i once saw you take your phone out and take a picture of cryon when he was walking up the stairs

it was really fucked up
id be honored
ts mf aint taking photos of nothing my ass off in chernobyl
it's like a completely flat sheet of metal
you know xal
when artyom was walking behind you
he took like 20 photos of you
what documents do i need to apply for unemployment
or SNAP
please help me
they are kicking me out of my hideout
i am late on my rent
@compact knoll "alright Tony, you can do this, time to do the gym stream again."
he can live inside of the containers in bay 5
Dude i don't even have my phone, it got fried by the EMP

every mf in tarkov has a cracked screen shitty gphone android bro

doing bitcrushed whatsapp notifications
rips off the first layer of the sign to reveal that its actually the evil ass rape building
NOOOOOOO
lol wait what
im not clicking that
you are afraid
died to a pmc because i didnt have prepain in my veins

aks74u is dogshit for fighting
just shoot him first idk
did
dumped 2 mags
but idk its either aks74u or specter
i shouldve won the fight but eh ggs
gg
its africa server they need ti more than me

not bad i got a fucking moonshine from circle
hes literally loud am
akm
with sp
i had bt ak
they needd it more than me
Wrong.
HE WAS THERE FOR THE SNORKELING
DO NOT SLANDER THE GREAT NAME OF MR FROG
didnt he say the n word
that's such a good bug
Surely not.
bug 
cant see quest progress while matching

tyhere is no waya i have 0% on punisher 3 afte ri shot 15 scavs
what is molesting my ears
youre liaaable for my fucking hearing damage
naur
god bless 3 raids in a row i die
these pmcs are not dying at all
im doing ts tmrw i cant be arsed
absolute fucking pedophile killed me
@ancient marsh opinions?
i was sneakwalking all the way to reshala bunkhouse and in there for a solid min and a bit and he fucking found me'
instntly
bro literaly ran up to it only
nowhere else
bro has tracksuit p4 snowball
absolute pedo
colorblind
Terrorist
i woke up at 8:30 am to a phone notification, this is the message i saw
get to sniping


Bulgarian, gypsy, same thing tbh
day ruined
watch your mouth
Gm neighbors
@stark torrent 11:19 we've STILL not started working btw
whats 9 + 10
matematicä
19
o juma de porc si 2 litri tuica
@hollow patrol @stark torrent listen to CGVT 
get off discord and lock in on school
im.omw home
i finished class half a hr ago
i have class 7 am to 1 pm
gg ce fel de liceu face omul asta
moarte
ma trezesc la 5 ca sa pot ajunge

sau e la gradinita de iese asa devreme
gamers
wtf
yes i can join but give me a hr
im.in the tram
i got like a long way to go still
gg
ba
sti faza
eu stau in sector 5 la margine asa
liceu e in mijlocu sector 3

mai am un pic si fac naveta
da cât ai până la liceu
adică cât e drumul
e ok
cu tranvai si autobuz si metro
mai trebuia sa iau si trenu si completam
adevarat , fac parte dintre profesorii cool
yeah
what the heeeeelll ohh my gaud no wayyeayyeayy
@hollow patrol ur so inspirational
I have it.
i made a kit dedicated to u
I'm fine if you guys have already planned a 5 man.
nah havent planned anything yet
doesnt matter, just depends on who gets on first
all that matters is the goop
and if i can manage to finally kill tagilla
im going to die 20 more times
you scavved extracted and put everything from the scav on your pmc?
close enough
god bless
not home
goood bless
ce-ti trebuie scoala
cnad incepi
8
oricum pe santier ajungem
plec acasa de la 6


@stark torrent get on for labrys raah
nah boring shit imma chill for now
@ancient marsh wake up out of your food coma
@stark torrent terminal bbg?
ok im just questing then
im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick rn yeah man im just stroking my shit
im horny as fuck maaan im a freak maaan
we can try one fuck it
i have 3 cards
did they get your ass
gg hitler
im gonna run those types of fits in customs until im done with my scav kill quests there
trust the method
gl
ggwp
ive literally never died on customs
50 kdr
no lie
until reshala bends you over
reshala is turbo cancer to fight
his guards are atleast
got rushed by 2 guards i thought they were pmcs no voicelines and crackhead aim
@ancient marsh wanna quest
nah
ok
died to teammate stupidity
one of them never ran labrys before so i got fucked by a fucking retard team that also wanted labrys
this guy is so fucking slow
he was in admin
he didnt know where to go
wana run labrys 

hold on
can he technically get labrys
because you know
level 1 jaeger sells cards
he can i think?
level 15 for food items
oh wait moonshine is like valuable so level 30
he can buy the barter items for it
nvm lol
should work right? for 600k ?
best ever raid so far
i bad at spray even with m4 so most of time when i cover fire my team, i love use the bihop for the spray 
okay femboy
i wish my body is cute enough to be femboy but no 🙁 i am not femboy :)))
oooushka
500mil coming closer and closer daily
my questing is going well
partisan twice
jeez, i am not those america who dye their hair and think go to woman toilet is ok
gg
rare photo of artyom and xalrider
@viral egret
kitty
2 of them
yeah i saw him
but he shot me thru the wall i believe
thats the
issue
whole game is cucking you
ok but how shit is tarkov
@ancient marsh @compact knoll @remote fox elite tier message
@compact knoll
@ancient marsh
@ancient marsh
holy shit dude im watching some more shit on marathon
bungie hasnt learned shit
the part where they talk about the invis and the recon character specifically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzR8bN13FA
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yeah this game looks just as shit
they talk about the invis character
then next segment talk about the recon character with wallhacks that they named internally "fun police"
ever seen a bmw hearse?
No? its because the dead can't push
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @keen sparrow
"drone that steals peoples shit"
Also the sound the drone makes
wtf did she mean by this
who is she bro
a she.
START diggin in yo butt twin
found my m4 on fence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek7oB_AOVU4 @ancient marsh @remote fox
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Spawn Room 3 Puzzle: 3:07
Spawn Room 4 Puzzle: 4:35
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Spawn Room 2 Puzzle: 1:42
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gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDq_8y_drE8 @ancient marsh
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when i shoot cryon on purpose but you just cant prove it
@soft coral didnt know you got back on tarkov
нах
that name is not my style
I'd have something like Phatbussyfrotter
@compact knoll
or idk fupadevourer
@stark torrent hows labrys going
xals going u can join
im goin as well
gotta love it when I seesomeone here call a fat chick a "Cisterna"
this is what the word means @stark torrent
No
What is that
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well ingame its tan but tarkov doesnt have tan m4s
so it looks mismatched like shit
thansk nikita
your tarkov doesn’t
tbf im quite asking why they couldnt add FDE painting at least to most guns
like Arena
@ancient marsh unmute fatty
like its not even rocket science jesus
we are not playing spt man
if you want to make it urself go for it
we work with what fatty nikita gives
Your MW2 clone m4 is shit xal
And thanks to nikita, civilisation will collapse before it can ADS
yeah fuck you xal
Because the m203 is like -40 ergo
it has minus ergo and indeed it wobbles like im aiming a boulder
and the grenades suck
gg
thought 0 is max and that guns headed for -100
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@stark torrent @little flame @compact knoll @viral egret @remote fox @glacial haven
but its not tan
and looks nothing like it
im gonna make one that looks actually like it later tonghht
forever FAT
no acronym
that was when i went to the gym and lost like 14 kilo in 6 months
go bakc
then i slipped going out of uni, damaged my miniscus and now i cannot do things like use the stationary bike
i slipped in winter like 2-3 years ago
gg
it can be
the spinal discs are bitches to heal
i dont recall whrre the minuscus is
miniscus is the knee retard
yes man
no muscles in your spine
im not talking abt spine now
none which will paralyse you
bro
i give up
there is no winning with you
muscular tears are asses to heal and you usuallt are weakened after
yes they are
it's not a muscle
but i dont see what fucking spinal discs have to do with anything
i thought it was a disc
by the name
not fucking located in the knee
?????
did u get surgery for it @ancient marsh
almost slipped up
uncalled for
it was part of a sentence
i was going to say
even if you cant use your legs
you can still use your arms
#foxnews #tuckercarlson #quicktimeevent
legs is like 90% of weight loss tho
walking
running
biking
better than doing nothing
walking up stairs
you can still do whole upper body
fat chud
and be built like lowtiergod
do they bike but with only one leg
youre currently built like thor from gow ragnarok
that was my build when i went to the gym
i felt good
pretending to be a disgusting creature that survived nuclear apocalypse
sitting in a shelter
eating canned food in the darkness
to conserve lamp oil
@compact knoll @stark torrent modern warfare 2 or World at War next
it's the ww2 one
cod 4 aka modern warfare 1 then WaW is the release order
i think do mw 2
1100 hours
9 kd

and he is running arena mk47
i throw nade up techlight
instead of pulling back and waiting for me he rushes
he was running from middle to techlight
@stark torrent @compact knoll MW2 has ru dub too
and they gave the softest twink voice to a big burly black guy

@compact knoll @stark torrent 3 of us if we ever get conscripted
active gunfight right behind them and artem sending me another charlie kirk deepfake where he has large tits (he's in an active warzone)
Saw this and thought of you @ancient marsh
i aint ever touchin ts
not clicking this
Its a hotline for russians to surrender to AFU
Safely
im not clicking this
Yeah cause roskomnadzor will get yo ass
Send the zeeeeeeet clip to chap
i cant
too big
and i cant post it here with 100% safety and peace of mind
actually
i can link it from drys dms
mw2 ak
What is there to hope about
you burning for eternity
Jesus saw someone beating it to toilet sonic and still chose to go through with it, I think we are good boys.
damn thats perfect
There's a few parts i'm unhappy with. the stock, the handguard. it's not the exact handguard. i'd have to beg WTT to release that handguard, lol
RAMIREZ!! PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN!!
such a classic
I'd try the MW3 one but it's so aids.
yeah nuts to that. we don't have the magic 30 round straight mag with magpull pull-tab.
so aids bro

This shit kinda barks
Send more!
I want more of you dunking on PMCs in SPT
i'll try bro, i'm baked af rn
ayo, perfect tunes to SPTark to
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what am i listening to in class bro
@stark torrent girls in the back arguing why they wouldnt bother to date any girl and just straight up fuck them
23 minutes left on my last hero daily
@compact knoll
i have a lega medal on it
eft arena is deeply fucked
5 minutes to get 6 people into 1 small ass map
there is no way this is the most efficient way to do this
csgo and faceit gets 10 people into 1 game within literally 1 second
7 fucking minutes
like come on
THANK YOU SO MUCH
I DIDNT WANT THE FUCKING LEGA ANYWAYS
10:12 SECONDS
QUEUE TIME
FOR 5 OTHER PEOPLE
yeah honestly its insane that those circumstances exist for cs meanwhile here in tarkov
Tarkov ignored the matchmaking issues for so long
It was acceptable back 5 years ago but now when every game has less than 2 min queues
Tarkov looks like shit
Like i still get 4-6 minutes matching on auto servers after their supposed matching update
Shit sucks
lowkey it was nice
i would go do my laundry
take out the trash
brush my teeth before bed
take care of the cats
maybe even get some quick dinner
and after all of that still be waiting on a streets scav
Nobody plays streets yeah the fps is all time low, that map is avoided by even streamers now
Cause they wait 10 minutes for dead raids
Ppl get their quest then immediately leave
Dont even fire a shot
dude
Most story quests need you to do fetch quests
i kinda expect the game is deadish rn

not to mention forcing us to stay past working hours because magically theres 1 more dose to do
dude
smaller factories have robots that arrange every little pack or box
factory?? tagilla reference???
meanwhile
ABI 10 second queue
10 seconds and ur already loading into a match
20 seconds and ur in
homo
ive had less than 6 second queue times
we are not the same
Zesty
bottom g and top g contest
the title for the gspot
half of them go to gym and zumba classes















