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@viral egret @glacial haven @stark torrent while you were away artem walked into his bathroom, eyes glued to the phone, lights not even on, started pissing with the toilet lid shut
Okay i cleaned it
forgets to open the lid
brush your teeth and tongue after

I start pissing and i just hear the plastic sound
You know the worst part
I stop pissing
i bet you did it for like solid 4 seconds

u felt it on ur feet
LMAOO

second wind
bro the worst piss thing i did
wasnt even pissing
i remember i was like 7
i woke up
wanted to pee
while sleepy i went to the kitchen
and opened the cupboard with the trashcan
and then i thought about wtf i was doing
artem would start pissing there btw

I once pissed on my pants
Like I sat down to shit/piss
And my dick wasnt aimed down

So i pissed on the cover and it dripped on my pants

When i was like 5 i had big yellow plastic dumptruck toys and i’d piss in the buckets on them
Drove my mother fucking insane
pissge

ohio respect

What the fuck
That's the message this channel opens on?
@soft coral
we just drove through a snowstorm on the way home
couldn't even see the lines on the road
Huge amount of attachments for SPT just dropped
god bless no
this sentence wasn't necessary
@stark torrent explained that how machines work
he instantly started geeking over

a bro just can't be excited about nothin here huh
not about that

kidding ofc mang
idc
u can get excited over your 8inch dildo for all i care
Scar stock lookin ass optic
ha ha
There's another fun scope being added but they didn't code it in... 1 sec
that over-engineered american shiz with the ballistics computer ontop
ah yes, the XM157
XM67
to be fair it was always like this , military shit always had the goop
at least for the US
what ended the 1930s crisis?
Fuckin WW2 lmao
like my grandpa always said. 'i taught you everything you know, but not everything i know'
okay grandma

the ancient chancla shadow techniques
you're really making me want to boot up cp2077
family is white, we use leather belt and metal spatula
no sandals
ooookay
oh god, in the old days you had to go out and pick the willow stick that was going to be used
havent heard about the metal spatula
and they wouldn't let you pick the thinnest one
because the wooden spoon broke and gives splinters
lowkey this is one of the coolest things in the pack
a simple wooden stock for the M700
well fellas my dad dropped another banger
if it has tires and tits it'll always cause problems
@keen sparrow @stark torrent
WHILE mom was in the room

holy
he must carry his balls in a wheelbarrow
okay, even this is too much for me
It's an attachment that 'un-cants' the MAWL so it sits in line with the bore axis
fun fact
3 of the greatest characters all share the same fit
light yagami , mr bean and spongebob

oh shit
yeah
They're all dressed for white collar office jobs
so all this guy was missing was a tie
and a sport coat/blazer
okay chat, let's make it
eh, close enough
ain't that the bitter truth
https://youtu.be/hsw27adVpaQ?si=8VMRZXJZZ_E91zxL @keen sparrow
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back to watching those cop videos
Just went and watched that with GF
They're showing them in theatres right now, the extended versions
Meh
got all version on 4k blueray

spent hours
ripping the discs of the extended versions and then splicing them together and then using the jellyfin plugin to pull direct subtitles from opensubs.org
@keen sparrow
autism strong with this one
i'm starvin. we ain't ate nothin but maggoty bread for 3 stinkin daaaays
yeah, why can't we have some meat
what 'bout them
they're fresssshhhh
THEY, ARE NOT, FOR EATING
what about their legs, they don't need those
the Balrog was my favourite as a kid
oblivion
such a badass design
power level wise balrogs are on par with Sauron, Gandalf, Saruman
"swords are no more use here"
suggests on how powerful the balrog is
"NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF"
"Not the beard!!!
"
@keen sparrow

yeah, that shit sounds so good
bro's morning breath sounds like a fighter jet afterburner
lol
when its properly encoded through the soundcard the 7,1 works on the headphones
the theatre we went to had 7.1 
but still can't beat my logitech z906
all the Nazgul scenes fucking hurt, ngl. shit is still so loud
a really powerful scene i loved
was the smaug scenes in the desolation of smaug
mom yelling at me
@keen sparrow
Everyone at MT Doom : YEEEEEEEEEEEAH FUCK EM ORCS , YEEEEEEEEEEAA THE ELVES ARE HERE
Sauron appears : Everyone - gulps
The part where Boromir picks Frodo up as he's screaming because Gandalf fell
Sauron had a single scene as his whole form and it gave chills to everyone to remember
Both GF and i thought about Rex jr.
since when does jellyfin have a desktop app
he really be like that, lmfao
cool
blade runner is a super good movie but rex jr might be too young to be into it
show him transformers and megan fox
still proud of this collection @keen sparrow
Pure autism with this one

jeez, you've been busy
nah these are from a while ago
a good chunk from my cds
the other part from digital osts I've bought

@stark torrent
2 LEGENDARY car fenders
There's a lot to unpack here, lol
don't let the PVP/Live aspies hear you call SPT, 'Tarkov'
classic SCAR taking a vile amount of screen space, lol
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame made AI calculate how much exp you needed previously
before this wipe
check your exp total and find out what lvl you would be rn
sec
Is the right one the lvl i would be?
i'd be almost level 48
yeah cumulative total is current values, result column is how much exp you needed before nerfs of 1.0
they multiplied exp needed to level up by 1.5
Id be almost 55


how much r u rn
THAT MUCH?
51?
yeah
thing is
1.5 increase is insane
BUT
no clue how much they NERFED gains
gains specifically
like if you kill a scav with a headshot and loot him
you might now have enough to survive status
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
cock is 76k
Ouushka
Good shout
Ty
cocksaker has the same recoil reduction as G-lok+M4SD-K
arena xal?
ts look so scary
i have plans rn
Ughh yeah its been there since hardcore
plans:
- take a shit
I have a few
well if we're gonna have 5 ppl maybe
Mb just go 5 man labs instead as well
like normal labs?
Yes
More loot for 5 + raiders
could do, i need gpsa
ah shit yeah
did cryon get his last gpu on labrys?
he asked one from me when we were labs
i didnt give it to him cause he is 1 quest away from unlocking chemistry closet
which gives u 1
he found one on labrys but idk if he died with itr
for enteting a room
it*
biblical greed that is
ah ye lol
but ye im down for labs whenever u guys are
can go whenever
@viral egret wake up
jealous
couldnt be me
as a young 20 year old , i would rather stay at my PC than hang out outside
As a teacher now at 28 , i dont wanna hear a kid in my radius after work
haahahah
true
ok
sandevistan
shotgun fun too
kurt cobain build
hope a gypsy trips and falls over on the icy roads @stark torrent

and dies
PAUSEEEEE COMMMSSSSS
based game
bon appetit
you tried one of these yet?
sends mfkers fucking flying if enough of the flechettes connect
smart weapons + chance to electrocute on smart bullets hitting weakspots + chance to upload a random quickhack on weakspot being electrocuted
Phantom liberty somehow made the already busted netrunner builds even more busted
never used but looks sick
u right
but i 110% agree
like she contacted us in the first place
omfg and the place where you find the cyberdeck for || blackwall quickhacks ||
i fucking hated that shit so much
yeeeeeeeeeeee
to me smart weapons were super underwhelming
that shits scary
nothing beats classic boolet
||the fucking hiding part was so annoying||
Smart weapons were kind of an after thought in the base-game
but they gave them some love with the DLC
YUP
y'all mfkers really gonna make me play this game again
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looks like the Elcan HCO but with sharp edges
aids
what
bro idk if i can play i have construction work ongoing

???
here use this
the cockroaches in xals laptop when hes booting up his laptop after 5 weeks
fin
i won't hear footsteps or silenced at range though
bruh
bro i canot escape side tasks
@stark torrent trying to cross and the traffic light button is frozen in place

literally cant press it
the true has been deployed
okay

@stark torrent COOOOME
CUM
@stark torrent vino

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@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame
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literally what happened to me

@soft coral
@soft coral watching LOTR again for the 7 th time this month?
get the fuck to work man
@little flame
@compact knoll if u go as group in terminal there is a chance you need to fix more than 1 panel with the toolset
thats fine ngl
there are only 2 panels
they are in a line basically
@ancient marsh bro this is bullshit
nobody is playing chopsho or what
fifth attempt
antifa agent 67
we have a face
wtf ive seen this guy
scratch a swastika into a tesla
Dude just making that selfie
why tf is it using the bulgarian flag for ukraine
Oh idk might be because it’s the same studio that has managed to kill destiny and also decided invisibility belongs in an extraction shooter just a thought
what
that last part, is there actually an invisibility ability?
There was and had been for as long as I paid attention to the game
Marathon being some apex legends ass hero shooter was such a retarded move
ye lol
there might actually be a reason to play it tho
since the player numbers will probably be extremely depressing, I doubt anyone will be creating cheats for it
watch me being wrong because some dude will just create something out of spite, just to add insult to injury
buy a balaclava
best purchase ive made
every winter is warm
The face of the bay harbor pisser
I need to buy fishnets
Against the cold of course
you mean mesh layers right?

Of course
i cant defend you man
I just searched for marathon on a cheating forum and found this instead
Cant move my fingers
gg
this is artyom in his room in the dark rn
cold
fingers in question
just pay for the fucking delivery next time
They dont fucking offer it
Im going to buy gloves
Its fine
And fishnets
I mean mesh layer
It wouldn't be as bad if i didnt have to hold the pizza for 10 minutes while i walked without gloves

Unironically
Mesh layers are very good at isolating
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not terrible
@ancient marsh be bere in bive
we alr 5 man
this cause he pissed on that toilet in a disrespectful way?
1 to 1
A LOT of meart
and the sauce is very nice
very moist
I get something from dominoes the other day
Two fucking pieces of bacon for the whole pizza and like 2 cans of olives
Fuck you dominoes
they currently doing the most in germany advertising
you describing pizza or a woman
He would stick it in both

Fast Food in America is really dogshit i swear
Why, is it in Arabic?
0 regulations you guys have trash fucking meals
and still, never seen a dominos around me
the lil twink got jokes
i am so full of meat
okay but i can get these at a truck outside
mmmm
well yeah i meant the franchises
just ask xal to calm down for a sec
Burger King etc
a big monster
Mc , KFC etc
inside me
Yeah our immigrants are cool
bro says the second worst one lmao
alright you're slowly but surely becoming madirex with those statements
I like our immigrants
soon we'll see artyom at some street corner waving at cars
and then Burger King with their fake smoke flavour
Arby’s and burger king suck so much ass
what you think i got the fishnets for the cold

throwing it back to stay warm
im not murican i cant know all of them
you mean the ones that are the reason for walmart and other stores to lock every single thing behind a glass front
but everything i mention to an american they say its shit
Five Guys is based af
Those aren’t the immigrants fault 
they get their beef and buns every morning, fresh, nothing is ever frozen in there
just because the people in the country already did the groundwork for that to happen doesn't mean they wouldn't take advantage of it either
Five guys the goat
that was my first job ever back in 2012
Yeah dude I’m telling you
would be pretty cool if everyone outside of the eu would just stay wherever they live
It’s not them
yeah found it
basketball americans?
at this point it's easiest if we just created a fortune wheel and spun it each time that statement comes up
new @deft elbow feature, ethnicity spinning wheel
I know somebody just posted it but I had to
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I just remember that video of a woman of colour saying:
"You do not eet wit your hands because your food is not delecious" and then putting her lips around the entirety of her 5 fingers
those awful awful videos of fat black women dipping crab legs in ranch dressing
I saw some dude eating that one, I want to say African dish, where you have this bigass ball of like brown jello lookin shit and dunk it in this sauce
You like peel balls of the stuff off the big one to dunk it
???
Yes, what you have just mentioned is called "Fufu", it's some sort of bread if I had to guess
This guy was THROATING his fingers after dipping in that sauce
Yeah I think that’s what it’s called
I mean, I am certain that the African cuisine could taste good but every representation on social media of it isn't doing it any service
And I already went through the dishes which are most commonly found in the different regions of Africa with you at one point, some of it does not look that bad at least
Slop?
Oh yeah and like, some of those pictures of food from different regions were just obviously bad photos too
So I’m sure a lot of it is good
Fufu does not look good
Even though that was from Wikipedia
That looks like the stuff they once used in Dental offices to make a copy of your jaw, that way they could make braces to perfectly fit your teeth alignment
Would they be red if you used Georgia dirt
They'd at the very least be hazardous if you used dirt from Florida
At least 0.05mg of fent in each cookie
only .05? yankees must be chiefing it all
I value my life so I will no longer be making fun of Haitians
As if that’s gonna stop anything lmao
every time i think of haiti i think of this Haitian guy i knew in school. we'd call each other slurs, he was a good friend.
its alright
If you flash 5$ at a vending machine, you’ll already be a target
they'd steal a boat
Watch out, they have sophisticated bamboo rafts, one wrong draft of wind and they’ll be at your doorstep in about 2 - 3 weeks
maybe i shouldn't say that
cryon shot me in the head while i was looking like that because he thought i "looked like a scav"
nice scav
Who the FUCK be puttin' Nikita on my TL
https://girlcockx.com/nikgeneburn/status/2012545332370952302
who asked for this
That'd be Hitomi J-cup
you're welcome
fort 12 at home
A Russian Glock?

Cope
Made in USSR, so Soviet
surely not engraved so
No, truly not there
Doesn't even tell you the caliber

It's only Глок if you know, otherwise looks like Слок
It also just looks like substance painter, so not even 100% confirmation
Meanwhile in freedom land
dry zybau
@keen sparrow
Hey guys
Where does the real deal mustard come from
Can’t remember if it was like
German brands or like Russian old lady brand
Just went to a place where the mustard had me screaming and crying and I’m inspired
This looks new
BD backpack
Looks Korean
I was right
Korean's okay. i fucking hate their food though
would rather eat chinese Siao bao than korean
@ancient marsh you're never seeing that gun again
Korean bbq fucks bro
agree to disagree
Ok AsianLover69420
I have principals, sorry
bro, SPT modding needs like.. a standardized FDE system
everything's a wholly different shade of brown
mixed gun
Gun got 3 dads
@compact knoll
Try thin and zesty
all the dads
@madirex uh I mean @compact knoll
She want a knight in shining armor but I’m just a chud in polyester
@deft elbow to celebrate this realization, give out 25 machetes to homeless people in detroit
true
give 25 guns to chicago kids
when is it tarkoving time thee
I’m skyriming my shit rn
Dagoth ur mod is funny as shit
Changing dagoth into baegoth was funny as shit
The perfect woman
Nothing but slurs

holy shit dunmer slurs are blocked here
how is an n wah gonna give it back
Yeah they are blocked lmao
I think enough people were using it as a substitute n word

Nerevar HELP they are treating me like an argonian
i love that mod
i gotta play with it on
is it fun?
nerevar how strong is your pc?
spawning 500 nazhems
I made the foreskin potion at the actual potion table first before I did at the cook pot and it was a 300 second paralysis poison
Dagoth had a line about spending 5000 of my septims on a big tiddy dunmer streamer and it actually took 5k from me
Was laughing my ass off
LMAOO
He also gives you 10k gold if you survive the stress test
damn thats nice
I was gonna do it but it was IN MY FUCKING HOUSE
I do NOT want 5000 nazeems in my house
How hard was it to set up the AI
did you need an API key or
It’s pre recorded and done by ai
is the AI running locally
what the actual fuck am i reading
What the fuck are you talking about man
The voice was read by ai
It’s not an active ai in the game dawg
He’s an npc like any other
He just has a SHIT LOAD of lines
i'd ask for a link but apparently nexus links can get you banned off discord for CP (?)
Yeah idk how much validity there is with that but I’m not sending one anyway
Just go look up Dagoth ur mod it’s on nexus
usually with these in-game AI voice mods you have to hook the shit up to an external AI
i was talking about the foreskin potion shit
That's just Dagoth Ur being cute
So it's all pre-recorded lines with an AI generated voice
laaaame
kinda had my hopes up
I mean there are full ai companions like that so it’s totally an option lol

me today after pizzer
how old is he
@compact knoll
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head eyes
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@ancient marsh
when you trynna explain how to do something to cryon but he's doing some random shit before you finish

like he's standing in a hallway
there's 2 doorways to his right
you tll him to stop
turn right
and he just enters one of the 2 doorways before you finished
@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent
instead of this i nearly sent a video that would get me insta banned
phew
counting or not counting scavruns
not
my pc bluezcreened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qILJ5fZBSpc @glacial haven
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@ancient marsh @glacial haven @compact knoll @remote fox @hollow patrol
do any of u play
gometry dash
gometry
gometry dash
gometry
ts video took so long to edit
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Didnt know thats a spawn
Some bushes in depot
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at this point i just take whatever scav case brings back and stick it in the circle
Tf
why do you live in Kvatch
mystery box moved bro
im stuck with a fucking olympia its wave 12 we need to go there
stop trolling and leaving me behind this is why i dont play transit with you
Okay, the tool may take a little longer than expected, holy shit is the tarkov.dev api for players slow as shit
#1071361599031492628 message done, enjoy, haven't been able to reach a rate limit, so I don't think there is one
if it crashes or something, let me know and I will check what the reason was, if anything, it's because is uses msedge.exe to solve the challenge and something there went wrong
island flight log recording has been automated gg
who opened up the realm travel to muspelheim dawg
my name would have been censored to protect victims from shame
vidited grandma
she instantly made stuff and told me and dad to eat @stark torrent @keen sparrow
based g-ma
You made this discord account to join GAMMA, and then you post this
Its airsoft lol
I promise
Where bolt go?
Where bang go?
It’s fucking airsoft 
Also its not just for gamma genius

One emoji per server
Fucking retard.

Just take the L, what you said and posted was fucking retarded
I voted for Trump all 3 times he ran, wtf?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
liberal
k, keep fed-posting idiot
Putin wont shake hands with him
You voted for trump
LOL
SOMEBODY BETTER STOP ME!!!!
glowing like a motherfucker
Radiation finally got to me
@frozen timber (joeyr1776) has been banned for reason: You need to take ur meds man
Sudden death ass strike
surprisingly wasnt cockrider this timr
ragebaiting ppl
the first thing that mf posted was his gun and him saying he will kill federal agents
that fucker was GLOWING
ICE raid in progress
yes king
artem's ICEFINDR app going off with an alarm again
can't believe i'm saying this about someone getting banned
but thank you
that glowie would've made a geiger counter light up like a smoker getting off an airplane
@ancient marsh @viral egret @hollow patrol @little flame @fast garden
gg another day of waiting
I've died exactly like that in that doorway so many times. Kollontay AI is giga-derp, but his guards have aimbot and shit
fucking doubt
i'm so tired



So much work to pick a helmet
lore accurate poor russian
how is this even possible
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@ancient marsh we do this next
this one u can do alone
no thaanks
@viral egret @compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU_6IhZnAzk
This video uses SAIN AI for all bot types except Kaban and his followers. SAIN AI doesn't apply to them, so they're using SPT Vanilla AI, which explains why they aren't moving around much.
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grenade trajectory
@stark torrent labrys when ur back?
ping me when everyone is back so we can 5 man labrys @viral egret
yeye

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