#💣tarkov-released

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ancient marsh
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POV artems toilet lid

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not the seat

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the lid

keen sparrow
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That's 1000x worse

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he had to feel the piss ricochet off the lid onto himself

ancient marsh
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@viral egret @glacial haven @stark torrent while you were away artem walked into his bathroom, eyes glued to the phone, lights not even on, started pissing with the toilet lid shut

compact knoll
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Okay i cleaned it

keen sparrow
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forget 'sits down to pee'

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bro's name should be 'pisses on the lid'

little flame
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forgets to open the lid

ancient marsh
little flame
compact knoll
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I start pissing and i just hear the plastic sound

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You know the worst part

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I stop pissing

ancient marsh
little flame
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u felt it on ur feet

compact knoll
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And it does like the last lounge of piss

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Before stopping

little flame
ancient marsh
little flame
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second wind

ancient marsh
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bro the worst piss thing i did

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wasnt even pissing

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i remember i was like 7

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i woke up

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wanted to pee

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while sleepy i went to the kitchen

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and opened the cupboard with the trashcan

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and then i thought about wtf i was doing

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artem would start pissing there btw

compact knoll
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I once pissed on my pants

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Like I sat down to shit/piss

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And my dick wasnt aimed down

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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So i pissed on the cover and it dripped on my pants

keen sparrow
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When i was like 5 i had big yellow plastic dumptruck toys and i’d piss in the buckets on them

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Drove my mother fucking insane

little flame
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pissge

ancient marsh
little flame
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no ones there

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are u schizo

ancient marsh
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when i get a keycard on circle

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it's always the yellow ones

little flame
little flame
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ohio respect

keen sparrow
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@soft coral

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

keen sparrow
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couldn't even see the lines on the road

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Huge amount of attachments for SPT just dropped

soft coral
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@stark torrent explained that how machines work
he instantly started geeking over

keen sparrow
soft coral
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kidding ofc mang

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idc
u can get excited over your 8inch dildo for all i care

keen sparrow
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omg they even added the Ugg boot SIG holo

soft coral
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ok made me laugh

keen sparrow
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Scar stock lookin ass optic

stark torrent
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ha ha

keen sparrow
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There's another fun scope being added but they didn't code it in... 1 sec

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that over-engineered american shiz with the ballistics computer ontop

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ah yes, the XM157

stark torrent
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XM67

keen sparrow
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this fucking thing

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because the US military is allergic to saving money

soft coral
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@keen sparrow @stark torrent

stark torrent
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at least for the US

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what ended the 1930s crisis?

Fuckin WW2 lmao

keen sparrow
# soft coral

like my grandpa always said. 'i taught you everything you know, but not everything i know'

soft coral
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okay grandma

compact knoll
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FENT LEAN

stark torrent
soft coral
keen sparrow
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you're really making me want to boot up cp2077

keen sparrow
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no sandals

soft coral
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ooookay

keen sparrow
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oh god, in the old days you had to go out and pick the willow stick that was going to be used

soft coral
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havent heard about the metal spatula

keen sparrow
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and they wouldn't let you pick the thinnest one

keen sparrow
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lowkey this is one of the coolest things in the pack

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a simple wooden stock for the M700

soft coral
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well fellas my dad dropped another banger

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if it has tires and tits it'll always cause problems

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@keen sparrow @stark torrent

soft coral
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WHILE mom was in the room

keen sparrow
soft coral
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holy

keen sparrow
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he must carry his balls in a wheelbarrow

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okay, even this is too much for me

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It's an attachment that 'un-cants' the MAWL so it sits in line with the bore axis

soft coral
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fun fact

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3 of the greatest characters all share the same fit

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light yagami , mr bean and spongebob

keen sparrow
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oh shit

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yeah

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They're all dressed for white collar office jobs

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so all this guy was missing was a tie

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and a sport coat/blazer

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okay chat, let's make it

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eh, close enough

soft coral
keen sparrow
soft coral
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Време е за Eпизод 38 на "Патрулът"!

Вижте едно дежурство на служителите на Охранителна полиция към 2-ро Районно управление в София: Николай Огнянов, Марио Стоянов и старши полицай Иван Ангелов...

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back to watching those cop videos

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

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MORNING LOTR MARATHON

keen sparrow
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Just went and watched that with GF

soft coral
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aw man that HDR10

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combusted right then and there

keen sparrow
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They're showing them in theatres right now, the extended versions

soft coral
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Meh

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got all version on 4k blueray

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spent hours

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ripping the discs of the extended versions and then splicing them together and then using the jellyfin plugin to pull direct subtitles from opensubs.org
@keen sparrow

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autism strong with this one

keen sparrow
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i'm starvin. we ain't ate nothin but maggoty bread for 3 stinkin daaaays

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yeah, why can't we have some meat

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what 'bout them

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they're fresssshhhh

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THEY, ARE NOT, FOR EATING

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what about their legs, they don't need those

soft coral
keen sparrow
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the Balrog was my favourite as a kid

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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such a badass design

soft coral
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"this foe is beyond any of you"

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what a line

keen sparrow
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power level wise balrogs are on par with Sauron, Gandalf, Saruman

soft coral
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exactly

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that line alone

keen sparrow
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"swords are no more use here"

soft coral
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suggests on how powerful the balrog is

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"NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF"

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"Not the beard!!! Wahh "

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@keen sparrow

keen sparrow
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yeah, that shit sounds so good

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bro's morning breath sounds like a fighter jet afterburner

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lol

soft coral
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when its properly encoded through the soundcard the 7,1 works on the headphones

keen sparrow
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the theatre we went to had 7.1 OG_Pog

soft coral
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but still can't beat my logitech z906

keen sparrow
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all the Nazgul scenes fucking hurt, ngl. shit is still so loud

soft coral
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a really powerful scene i loved

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was the smaug scenes in the desolation of smaug

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mom yelling at me
@keen sparrow

stark torrent
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Everyone at MT Doom : YEEEEEEEEEEEAH FUCK EM ORCS , YEEEEEEEEEEAA THE ELVES ARE HERE

Sauron appears : Everyone - gulps

keen sparrow
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The part where Boromir picks Frodo up as he's screaming because Gandalf fell

stark torrent
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Sauron had a single scene as his whole form and it gave chills to everyone to remember

keen sparrow
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Both GF and i thought about Rex jr.

soft coral
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since when does jellyfin have a desktop app

keen sparrow
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he really be like that, lmfao

soft coral
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cool

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blade runner is a super good movie but rex jr might be too young to be into it

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show him transformers and megan fox

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still proud of this collection @keen sparrow

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Pure autism with this one

keen sparrow
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jeez, you've been busy

soft coral
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nah these are from a while ago

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a good chunk from my cds

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the other part from digital osts I've bought

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letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo
@stark torrent

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2 LEGENDARY car fenders

keen sparrow
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There's a lot to unpack here, lol

soft coral
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what is this tarkov in my tarkov channel?

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young man what do you think youre doing

keen sparrow
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don't let the PVP/Live aspies hear you call SPT, 'Tarkov'

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classic SCAR taking a vile amount of screen space, lol

soft coral
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the longing

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has a very cool osts as well

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame made AI calculate how much exp you needed previously

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before this wipe

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check your exp total and find out what lvl you would be rn

ancient marsh
little flame
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Is the right one the lvl i would be?

ancient marsh
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i'd be almost level 48

ancient marsh
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they multiplied exp needed to level up by 1.5

little flame
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Id be almost 55

ancient marsh
little flame
ancient marsh
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how much r u rn

little flame
ancient marsh
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51?

ancient marsh
little flame
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Thats outrageous

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Im 49 i think

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😭

ancient marsh
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thing is

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1.5 increase is insane

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BUT

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no clue how much they NERFED gains

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gains specifically

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like if you kill a scav with a headshot and loot him

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you might now have enough to survive status

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@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame

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cock is 76k

little flame
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Good shout

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Ty

ancient marsh
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yeah just saw it personally

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bro

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heres another

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@little flame

soft coral
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man I love cookie clicker

ancient marsh
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cocksaker has the same recoil reduction as G-lok+M4SD-K

little flame
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arena xal?

ancient marsh
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ts look so scary

ancient marsh
stark torrent
ancient marsh
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plans:

  1. take a shit
stark torrent
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I have a few

little flame
ancient marsh
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  1. vacuum clean
little flame
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labrys later?

ancient marsh
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well if we're gonna have 5 ppl maybe

stark torrent
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Mb just go 5 man labs instead as well

little flame
stark torrent
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Yes

little flame
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yeah true

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it was fun to do

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actually had fun on labs for once

stark torrent
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More loot for 5 + raiders

little flame
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yeahh

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true

ancient marsh
little flame
ancient marsh
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did cryon get his last gpu on labrys?

little flame
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think so

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idk if he died

ancient marsh
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he asked one from me when we were labs

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i didnt give it to him cause he is 1 quest away from unlocking chemistry closet

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which gives u 1

little flame
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he found one on labrys but idk if he died with itr

ancient marsh
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for enteting a room

little flame
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it*

ancient marsh
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biblical greed that is

stark torrent
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he might have died on that ap 20 scav that was crouching

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kirked him

little flame
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but ye im down for labs whenever u guys are

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can go whenever

compact knoll
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furry chance

compact knoll
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@viral egret wake up

soft coral
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little shits playing outside

compact knoll
soft coral
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no

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fk the cold

stark torrent
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couldnt be me

as a young 20 year old , i would rather stay at my PC than hang out outside

As a teacher now at 28 , i dont wanna hear a kid in my radius after work

compact knoll
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dude

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if someone scans me

soft coral
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artyom just do stealth pistol build

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with jackies pistol

compact knoll
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no

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shotgun

soft coral
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ok

compact knoll
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sandevistan

soft coral
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shotgun fun too

compact knoll
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explosive bullets

soft coral
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kurt cobain build

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hope a gypsy trips and falls over on the icy roads @stark torrent

stark torrent
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thumbsUp2x and dies

soft coral
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PAUSEEEEE COMMMSSSSS

keen sparrow
soft coral
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HE SAID IT NOT ME

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time to take fat shit @keen sparrow @stark torrent

stark torrent
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bon appetit

soft coral
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sit in there 20 mins scroll reels just like dad

keen sparrow
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sends mfkers fucking flying if enough of the flechettes connect

compact knoll
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cba to use smart weapons

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i dont even have a smart link

little flame
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@viral egret wake up

keen sparrow
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smart weapons + chance to electrocute on smart bullets hitting weakspots + chance to upload a random quickhack on weakspot being electrocuted

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Phantom liberty somehow made the already busted netrunner builds even more busted

little flame
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never used but looks sick

keen sparrow
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shhhhh

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lol

little flame
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u right

keen sparrow
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but i 110% agree

little flame
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i just dont wanna betray so mi

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idk

keen sparrow
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I KNOW

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it sucks

little flame
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like she contacted us in the first place

keen sparrow
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omfg and the place where you find the cyberdeck for || blackwall quickhacks ||

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i fucking hated that shit so much

little flame
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yeeeeeeeeeeee

soft coral
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to me smart weapons were super underwhelming

little flame
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that shits scary

soft coral
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nothing beats classic boolet

little flame
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||the fucking hiding part was so annoying||

keen sparrow
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Smart weapons were kind of an after thought in the base-game

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but they gave them some love with the DLC

keen sparrow
little flame
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||im gonna send her to the moon like david would've with lucy Smile||

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this playthrough

keen sparrow
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y'all mfkers really gonna make me play this game again

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Goddamnit, Eotech made a new holo and it looks dumb

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looks like the Elcan HCO but with sharp edges

viral egret
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bro idk if i can play i have construction work ongoing

little flame
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get on

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about the construction work i mean

keen sparrow
compact knoll
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you dont need sound

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its fine

little flame
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@stark torrent hop in vc

little flame
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the cockroaches in xals laptop when hes booting up his laptop after 5 weeks

viral egret
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i won't hear footsteps or silenced at range though

little flame
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fin

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iedy get on we have a 5 man

viral egret
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i will go buy bread tho and get on in like 30

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sori

little flame
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bruh

viral egret
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bro i canot escape side tasks

stark torrent
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later as well im watching sicario

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xal isnt here either

compact knoll
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retard

little flame
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truest message of 2026

soft coral
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???????

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wtf happened

viral egret
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@stark torrent trying to cross and the traffic light button is frozen in place

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literally cant press it

compact knoll
soft coral
ancient marsh
little flame
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@stark torrent we're all on

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get on true_gold

compact knoll
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@stark torrent COOOOME

little flame
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CUM

viral egret
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@stark torrent vino

stark torrent
little flame
little flame
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so fucking obvious

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
# calm pollen

me when half the burga escape onto the plate as i take a bite

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😭

flat breach
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Lazy burger

ancient marsh
viral egret
soft coral
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damnnnnnnnnnnn

viral egret
ancient marsh
stark torrent
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@fast garden @keen sparrow

ancient marsh
# viral egret

RoboCop (1987)
Scene: The Death of Alex Murphy
Playlist: https://is.gd/6vjp3l

Storyline: In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories.

Directed: Paul Verhoeven
Writing Credits: Edward Neumeier, Michael Miner
Cast: Peter Weller (Alex Murphy / RoboCop), N...

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viral egret
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viral egret
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@soft coral watching LOTR again for the 7 th time this month?

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get the fuck to work man

soft coral
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what work

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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tagilla laying his giant cock and ballsack onto my head from behind

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POV

viral egret
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@little flame

stark torrent
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@compact knoll if u go as group in terminal there is a chance you need to fix more than 1 panel with the toolset

compact knoll
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there are only 2 panels

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they are in a line basically

viral egret
viral egret
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@ancient marsh bro this is bullshit

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nobody is playing chopsho or what

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fifth attempt

keen sparrow
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Marathon?

granite coralBOT
compact knoll
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I regret everything

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Its so fucking cold

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I need to get underpants

glacial haven
ancient marsh
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wtf ive seen this guy

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scratch a swastika into a tesla

viral egret
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if you stay too long in the cold ur balls fall off

glacial haven
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also

compact knoll
glacial haven
compact knoll
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I already cant feel my hands

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Holy fuck

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The scarf Is nice

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My nose is warm

fast garden
glacial haven
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that last part, is there actually an invisibility ability?

fast garden
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There was and had been for as long as I paid attention to the game

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Marathon being some apex legends ass hero shooter was such a retarded move

little flame
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ye lol

glacial haven
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since the player numbers will probably be extremely depressing, I doubt anyone will be creating cheats for it

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watch me being wrong because some dude will just create something out of spite, just to add insult to injury

ancient marsh
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best purchase ive made

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every winter is warm

stark torrent
native crypt
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The face of the bay harbor pisser

granite coralBOT
next temple
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REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

compact knoll
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Against the cold of course

next temple
compact knoll
compact knoll
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Of course

ancient marsh
stark torrent
viral egret
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@ancient marsh

glacial haven
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I just searched for marathon on a cheating forum and found this instead

compact knoll
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Electricity gone

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Frostbite sucks

compact knoll
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Cant move my fingers

little flame
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gg

stark torrent
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this is artyom in his room in the dark rn

little flame
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cold

ancient marsh
compact knoll
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My hand is full red

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Really hard to move my fingers

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Hand burns

ancient marsh
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just pay for the fucking delivery next time

compact knoll
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They dont fucking offer it

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Im going to buy gloves

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Its fine

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And fishnets

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I mean mesh layer

compact knoll
glacial haven
compact knoll
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Mesh layers are very good at isolating

ancient marsh
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granite coralBOT
keen sparrow
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not terrible

compact knoll
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@ancient marsh be bere in bive

viral egret
keen sparrow
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this cause he pissed on that toilet in a disrespectful way?

ancient marsh
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@compact knoll

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@compact knoll

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seem familiar?

stark torrent
compact knoll
ancient marsh
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1 to 1

viral egret
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what are these STATS

compact knoll
fast garden
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Man pizza

compact knoll
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and the sauce is very nice

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very moist

fast garden
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I get something from dominoes the other day

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Two fucking pieces of bacon for the whole pizza and like 2 cans of olives

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Fuck you dominoes

glacial haven
keen sparrow
fast garden
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He would stick it in both

keen sparrow
stark torrent
fast garden
stark torrent
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0 regulations you guys have trash fucking meals

glacial haven
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and still, never seen a dominos around me

glacial haven
compact knoll
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i am so full of meat

keen sparrow
compact knoll
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mmmm

stark torrent
glacial haven
stark torrent
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Burger King etc

compact knoll
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a big monster

stark torrent
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Mc , KFC etc

compact knoll
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inside me

fast garden
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Yeah our immigrants are cool

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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alright you're slowly but surely becoming madirex with those statements

fast garden
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I like our immigrants

keen sparrow
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Arbys is the absolute worst

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never anyone's first choice

glacial haven
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soon we'll see artyom at some street corner waving at cars

keen sparrow
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and then Burger King with their fake smoke flavour

fast garden
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Arby’s and burger king suck so much ass

compact knoll
viral egret
keen sparrow
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throwing it back to stay warm

stark torrent
glacial haven
stark torrent
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but everything i mention to an american they say its shit

keen sparrow
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Five Guys is based af

fast garden
keen sparrow
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they get their beef and buns every morning, fresh, nothing is ever frozen in there

ancient marsh
glacial haven
fast garden
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Five guys the goat

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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would be pretty cool if everyone outside of the eu would just stay wherever they live

compact knoll
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@next temple what was that estonian guy that was selling thermals

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falcon i think

fast garden
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It’s not them

compact knoll
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yeah found it

fast garden
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It’s the other group of people

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You know who I’m talking about

keen sparrow
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basketball americans?

glacial haven
glacial haven
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new @deft elbow feature, ethnicity spinning wheel

native crypt
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I know somebody just posted it but I had to

viral egret
compact knoll
glacial haven
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I just remember that video of a woman of colour saying:

"You do not eet wit your hands because your food is not delecious" and then putting her lips around the entirety of her 5 fingers

keen sparrow
fast garden
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You like peel balls of the stuff off the big one to dunk it

glacial haven
fast garden
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This guy was THROATING his fingers after dipping in that sauce

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Yeah I think that’s what it’s called

glacial haven
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I mean, I am certain that the African cuisine could taste good but every representation on social media of it isn't doing it any service

glacial haven
fast garden
fast garden
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So I’m sure a lot of it is good

fast garden
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Fufu does not look good

glacial haven
keen sparrow
glacial haven
# keen sparrow

That looks like the stuff they once used in Dental offices to make a copy of your jaw, that way they could make braces to perfectly fit your teeth alignment

keen sparrow
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'tastes like petrichor'

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yeah bitch cause you're eating dirt

fast garden
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Would they be red if you used Georgia dirt

glacial haven
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At least 0.05mg of fent in each cookie

native crypt
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only .05? yankees must be chiefing it all

fast garden
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I value my life so I will no longer be making fun of Haitians

glacial haven
native crypt
glacial haven
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If you flash 5$ at a vending machine, you’ll already be a target

compact knoll
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what are they gonna do

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swim over

native crypt
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they'd steal a boat

glacial haven
# compact knoll swim over

Watch out, they have sophisticated bamboo rafts, one wrong draft of wind and they’ll be at your doorstep in about 2 - 3 weeks

native crypt
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maybe i shouldn't say that

fast garden
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We are in a roundabout

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Americans cannot handle roundabouts

ancient marsh
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cryon shot me in the head while i was looking like that because he thought i "looked like a scav"

hollow patrol
flat breach
compact knoll
keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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you're welcome

flat breach
flat breach
ancient marsh
flat breach
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No, truly not there

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Doesn't even tell you the caliber

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It's only Глок if you know, otherwise looks like Слок

keen sparrow
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It also just looks like substance painter, so not even 100% confirmation

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Meanwhile in freedom land

little flame
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dry zybau

soft coral
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pog2 @keen sparrow

fast garden
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Hey guys

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Where does the real deal mustard come from

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Can’t remember if it was like

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German brands or like Russian old lady brand

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Just went to a place where the mustard had me screaming and crying and I’m inspired

keen sparrow
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This looks new

compact knoll
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BD backpack

keen sparrow
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it's not bad. container size 30

stark torrent
keen sparrow
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Looks Korean

pallid bolt
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definitely Korean

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I recognize those bird eyes anywhere

keen sparrow
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I was right

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Korean's okay. i fucking hate their food though

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would rather eat chinese Siao bao than korean

viral egret
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@ancient marsh im running ur gun on labs if i die tis ur fault

keen sparrow
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@ancient marsh you're never seeing that gun again

fast garden
keen sparrow
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agree to disagree

fast garden
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Ok AsianLover69420

keen sparrow
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I have principals, sorry

keen sparrow
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bro, SPT modding needs like.. a standardized FDE system

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everything's a wholly different shade of brown

fast garden
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Gun got 3 dads

little flame
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dad got 3 guns

keen sparrow
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this bugs the shit out of me for no good reason

ancient marsh
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@compact knoll

fast garden
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Try thin and zesty

keen sparrow
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all the dads

fast garden
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@madirex uh I mean @compact knoll

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She want a knight in shining armor but I’m just a chud in polyester

glacial haven
fast garden
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I’m skyriming my shit rn

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Dagoth ur mod is funny as shit

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Changing dagoth into baegoth was funny as shit

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The perfect woman

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Nothing but slurs

keen sparrow
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holy shit dunmer slurs are blocked here

compact knoll
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n wah this

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n wah that

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can a n wah borrow a french fry

keen sparrow
compact knoll
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how is an n wah gonna give it back

fast garden
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Yeah they are blocked lmao

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I think enough people were using it as a substitute n word

viral egret
fast garden
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Nerevar HELP they are treating me like an argonian

little flame
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i gotta play with it on

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is it fun?

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nerevar how strong is your pc?

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spawning 500 nazhems

fast garden
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I made the foreskin potion at the actual potion table first before I did at the cook pot and it was a 300 second paralysis poison

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Dagoth had a line about spending 5000 of my septims on a big tiddy dunmer streamer and it actually took 5k from me

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Was laughing my ass off

little flame
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LMAOO

fast garden
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He also gives you 10k gold if you survive the stress test

frosty basalt
fast garden
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I was gonna do it but it was IN MY FUCKING HOUSE

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I do NOT want 5000 nazeems in my house

keen sparrow
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did you need an API key or

fast garden
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Wdym

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I just downloaded a modpack and slapped Dagoth in it

keen sparrow
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oh boy

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Is dagoth's voice generated on the fly or is it all pre-recorded

fast garden
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It’s pre recorded and done by ai

keen sparrow
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is the AI running locally

glacial haven
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what the actual fuck am i reading

fast garden
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What the fuck are you talking about man

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The voice was read by ai

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It’s not an active ai in the game dawg

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He’s an npc like any other

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He just has a SHIT LOAD of lines

keen sparrow
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i'd ask for a link but apparently nexus links can get you banned off discord for CP (?)

fast garden
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Yeah idk how much validity there is with that but I’m not sending one anyway

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Just go look up Dagoth ur mod it’s on nexus

keen sparrow
glacial haven
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i was talking about the foreskin potion shit

keen sparrow
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That's just Dagoth Ur being cute

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So it's all pre-recorded lines with an AI generated voice

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laaaame

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kinda had my hopes up

fast garden
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I mean there are full ai companions like that so it’s totally an option lol

little flame
soft coral
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me today after pizzer

viral egret
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@glacial haven my brother overheard me and he closed my pc

little flame
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good game

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head eyes

ancient marsh
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@little flame

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the dead guy in green

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1 lobby 2 cheaters

viral egret
little flame
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@ancient marsh after cryon doesnt listen

ancient marsh
viral egret
ancient marsh
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like he's standing in a hallway

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there's 2 doorways to his right

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you tll him to stop

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turn right

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and he just enters one of the 2 doorways before you finished

soft coral
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instead of this i nearly sent a video that would get me insta banned

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phew

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
viral egret
ancient marsh
viral egret
fast garden
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@glacial haven kill that guy in brainfart

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cock in brainfart

remote fox
viral egret
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my pc bluezcreened

viral egret
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Light, compact, and designed for maximum maneuverability. The HK421 in Caliber 7.62 mm x 51 NATO is designed to increase the soldiers capability from Open-Field engagements to Close-Quarters Battles. It combines machine gun firepower with the handling of an assault rifle.

#hecklerundkochgermany #hecklerundkoch #hecklerandkoch #hecklerkoch #hk421

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what re yall building

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@ancient marsh @glacial haven @compact knoll @remote fox @hollow patrol

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do any of u play

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gometry dash

compact knoll
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gometry

glacial haven
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gometry dash

hollow patrol
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gometry

ancient marsh
viral egret
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listen man

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yes or no

ancient marsh
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no

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why

glacial haven
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not really, no

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why?

viral egret
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131069715 id

viral egret
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who destroyed the citadel

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame https://youtube.com/shorts/8wN97hMFYFk?si=8UzYQwag25o2R1eu

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Didnt know thats a spawn

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Some bushes in depot

compact knoll
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■■labrys■■■
■tagilla■■■■
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■■■■■xalrider
■■■■■■■■■
■■penetration
■■■■■■■■■

keen sparrow
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at this point i just take whatever scav case brings back and stick it in the circle

wintry ridge
fast garden
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im stuck with a fucking olympia its wave 12 we need to go there

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stop trolling and leaving me behind this is why i dont play transit with you

glacial haven
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Okay, the tool may take a little longer than expected, holy shit is the tarkov.dev api for players slow as shit

glacial haven
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if it crashes or something, let me know and I will check what the reason was, if anything, it's because is uses msedge.exe to solve the challenge and something there went wrong

fast garden
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island flight log recording has been automated gg

soft coral
soft coral
soft coral
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@fast garden @glacial haven @compact knoll

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@stark torrent @keen sparrow

frozen timber
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I would blast a federal agent with this

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Key word would

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If it worked lol

ancient marsh
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@viral egret wake up

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we have questing to do

soft coral
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vidited grandma
she instantly made stuff and told me and dad to eat @stark torrent @keen sparrow

keen sparrow
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based g-ma

keen sparrow
frozen timber
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Its airsoft lol

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I promise

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Where bolt go?

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Where bang go?

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It’s fucking airsoft PeepoDrool

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Also its not just for gamma genius

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53939 Commissar_Kai_Emote Hellno EasyAwardHelmG CLKRAD alert
One emoji per server

keen sparrow
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Just take the L, what you said and posted was fucking retarded

keen sparrow
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I voted for Trump all 3 times he ran, wtf?

frozen timber
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

keen sparrow
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liberal

frozen timber
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He did this

keen sparrow
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k, keep fed-posting idiot

frozen timber
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Putin wont shake hands with him

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You voted for trump

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LOL

next temple
frozen timber
granite coralBOT
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kekpoint @frozen timber (joeyr1776) has been banned for reason: You need to take ur meds man

viral egret
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woke up to this

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god bless

next temple
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Sudden death ass strike

stark torrent
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gets ragebaited by rexana , gets banned

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such is life in the Tarkov trenches

viral egret
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ragebaiting ppl

next temple
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the first thing that mf posted was his gun and him saying he will kill federal agents

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that fucker was GLOWING

stark torrent
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ICE raid in progress

viral egret
ancient marsh
stark torrent
viral egret
keen sparrow
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but thank you

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that glowie would've made a geiger counter light up like a smoker getting off an airplane

stark torrent
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@ancient marsh @viral egret @hollow patrol @little flame @fast garden

viral egret
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gg another day of waiting

stark torrent
ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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I've died exactly like that in that doorway so many times. Kollontay AI is giga-derp, but his guards have aimbot and shit

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fucking doubt

ancient marsh
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the state my pmc was found in after the last labs raid

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(5 cheaters in a row)

keen sparrow
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i'm so tired

stark torrent
ancient marsh
little flame
ancient marsh
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that;s

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not what i typed

soft coral
viral egret
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i love the as val

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1 mag

stark torrent
keen sparrow
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So much work to pick a helmet

viral egret
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discord cucking us left and right

soft coral
stark torrent
soft coral
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https://youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo?si=wOkeY5YEsurWRAow @stark torrent back when 6ix9ine was all over the internet

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good times

viral egret
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@ancient marsh we do this next

soft coral
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this one u can do alone

viral egret
ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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timestamp

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grenade trajectory

little flame
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@stark torrent labrys when ur back?

little flame
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ping me when everyone is back so we can 5 man labrys @viral egret

viral egret
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yeye

viral egret
ancient marsh
stark torrent
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For terminal

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Prob the keycard crafts

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Can we maybe queue separate on woods and reserve , you as a scav

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So we extract together