#💣tarkov-released
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oh, why?
moonshine?
Whats other things
sausage vodka
Ahh hmmm then u can vause food is lvl 15 mostly
Unless moonshine is locked at lvl 20 i dont remember
It is early af yeah, realistically u need good ammo to kill the bosses so idk what u can do at lvl 2 traders
What can you use to kill tagilla, flesh ammo maybe
dogshit game i literally cant check lmao
even wiki doesnt say
9x19 GT legs
maybe
or 12/70
now you can craft 2 things at each node
@viral egret @little flame @ancient marsh @compact knoll @keen sparrow @fast garden
This bottle has the arena super rare skin

lmao
he mixed bleach and ammonia
Eu luam 4 cu felicitari la chimie
:)))))))))))
He wrote the teacher's mistress name and his wife's phone number where it says Name and Date
i couldnt do it
i legit gave out
and had to stop
dude these people
1 person to load with a big bucket over andover
fuck this shit
Wait did you quit?
the teachers sneaky link
she is a nice teacher though
holy shit it's everwhere
I think he is just taking a break for a day
Because it would be quite pathetic if he actually quit 3 days in lmao
There's only 3
I honestly you think you don't gain shit from it either
If you do it right you get a great car
You get that car, which is garbage
not rly
for the day only
BECAUSE THE 2 GYPSY BROTHERS ARE ABSENT
and theyre supposed to be where i was
how is the Cthulu garbage
think ill take the bus
y'all must be driving with WASD
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
transgender movement wouldnt exist in cyberpunk cause you'd just become a woman or whatever

exactly bruh
yeah i remember you rtalking about it
didnt iknow it was this one
are we playing labyrinth later?
What the fuck is the cthulu, that mf car is the machinaw and the handling is absolute dogshit compared to other cars that are like what, 60 - 80k?
stocking up on these fuckers
yea lmao
u saw me racing with it right?
jfc
okay, the trans bartender's truck is awful, yes
why
But the car you get for doing the questline is great
tutorial to make a trans character
make a female character
put a giant trans flag somewhere
how to set up a twitter profile as a trans woman
I played that side-quest story twice, that car specifically, for absolutely no reason, handles like dogshit on terrain and when driving on roads
streaming
i just bough teh supercar
forgot the name
And it jumps like a mf, a mole hill makes it fly into the closest skyscraper
Nvm gotta go leave car for inspection thought it was 1 pm but apparently its in 40 min fml
Ill be back later
its peak
you didn't buy that did you?
i did
min maxing
lmao
The Caliburn is the best car in the game but even then, all of the cars are bearable when it comes to handling, they just absolutely fucked up claire's truck
Ohhhhhhhh
a black one with a Batman reference datashard next to it
My most fun car to drift is prolly the fkn whats its namr
Sec

Javelina's the best Type-66
1,000 HP while the rest don't go past 777
Hp doesnt matter if ur good enough
Nvm
Thought u meant health
It's also a fucking tank, but yeah
is that how swedes laugh? the fuck is that

god, what now
so your cyber neighbour will cyber know you siphoned the cyber gas at cyber night(city)
time to force him into cyber suicide by doing some typical cyber bullying
we can't do it, he has like 3 smart guns now

cyber guns
cyber guns that aim for cyber you
please install cyber aimlabs
i saw him sexually assault judy's grandmother on the astral plane
dont you ever touch me
me to artem when they add ally healing to tarkov
i have to break your neck
that's just the way it is I'm not- I'm just the messenger.
got my m99 ready already
wym
etorphine, k.o drug used in dexter
oh

who said anything about rape
im just going to take the bitcoin out of your secure container
what if artem said he's going to reach into your secure container
and you turn around
but then he puts both hands on your shoulders
what do you do
i got enough for everyone, 0.01 - 0.02 ml for the average person and about 40ml for xal

I am on at least 5 more lists after looking at this pdf document
youre just a couple more searches away from an integer overflow
keep it up
Portland is so pretty this time of year
15 second google search time to find all of the entries
i prefer being in action
like thats ever gonna happen
запитай свою сестру
didnt translate right
checks out, i just used google translate
but she's more german than me at this point

But sure, we can do vc, currently just learning some stuff regarding desktop apps
whats that
what does the ! mean
aint no party like a diddy party
quest item i think
is that skippy?
thats skippy
yeah
Yeah, eventually a quest item
idk why Panam's gun has it but yes, Skippy is a quest item
Bro
This retard grandma almost drove into me in a roundabout
I was already in the roundabout and this bitch drives in without even looking my way
Shr looked right and i was left
She*
I literally started playing before him
its a joke
Are we dumb
pipe down
Gotcha
I love this ugly piece of shit
Reticle is a bit aids at 1x but still a WIP
bagira?
google plz
I can't google stuff for u guys
it takes 5 seconds
select name
CLTR T new tab paste enter
ez
man
doubt it was the Eleanor. the thing is un-obtainium IRL
I smell of aubergine carrots and fucking tomato paste
fucking el mate
dude its nastier than a ww2 trench at the vacuum at the beginning of the line shits crazy
@keen sparrow
shit EVERYWHERE
not literally ofc
you talking about work?
hello people
kys
you too man 
I'm going back to bed, lol
sleep hard
goddamn
i will
usually i wake up hard
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 2 LEGA MEDAL DAILIES IN A ROW
@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret
ill do with u
give me 10 min
i wasnt gonna do em yet
ill be home
im chilling
i saw
alr
https://open.spotify.com/track/3agtg0x11wPvLIWkYR39nZ?si=9101463fcced499d
@little flame @viral egret @keen sparrow @stark torrent

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oh shi
i forgot we run albrys today
ahem
damn
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@stark torrent
this one kinda fun
trumpet goes super hard
they know u poor here have some mid armor
avs is...usable
has decent space
go woods fill it with anything uf ind
ez return
cmon man think 5 steps ahead
haven't u played chess

@stark torrent when are u off work
ye :/
xal doesnt have it though
Lazy fat ass
fr bro
wdym
lab
i hope aswell
i got access
W
circulate done
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lc4VNgL4-sU @glacial haven
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@stark torrent @little flame artem in vc talm bout "labyrinth only has 5 spawns"
then how did tigz run 5 mans and 1 more guy would always spawn
prove him wrong
and make him pregnant
he'd play 5 mans to earn 500 mil on labyrinth

there is literally only 5
later im busy for now

then how he do it
and why would he get 1 enemy
i dont know what game u watched
no idea
he went 4 man instead cause 1 died on the way
thats why
and he got 1 random
we're gonna confirm on his yt
i could be wrong

no clue but there is no 6th spawn so yeah'
someone tell this retard to shut up
Arc Raiders??
Star Citizen
what the fuck do you want to collab with, flying cheaters disgusied as space ships?
Fucking Stalker and Metro
Spartan Helmet as another Altyn

🤨
nvm wont happen as i forgor GSC is Ukrainian and same with Metro studio
hell it's even considered treason to buy / support these games rn in RU

they are banned
first time winning LH with xal in my match
this deserves a praise , few can escape the predator hands of Xalrider
(i was running marksman)
you in the front, me in the back if i had scout with mp7 or assault ash12

they will call cryon "the boy that escaped"
i was using assault tbh
if he was assault too
@stark torrent wanna 5 man labrys tonight
"he needs like 5 min in the bathroom" - cryon
yeah we go labrys a bit later i have to go now

folded under 0 pressure
Xela, turn alle into brainfart exile and spam him with goatse
then ragequit bans him
ill be like 30 ish mins
500000 new wagner pfp members to GAMMA STAT
SIR YES SIR
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Man I wonder who that is
artem 20 seconds before his power cuts again

old testament modernized
i am just here to make sure everything said in the channel is in accordance to our rules
what's that supposed to mean 
on my dead homie JP
Le woke game streamer
it's true
we have a no swearing rule

and a swear jar that weirdly enough disappeared once alle joined
Damn
Didn't know Xalrider was such a potty mouth that they had to invent a rule
It's where all your favourite emojis went
damn

U got me
damn
imma just checkw hat i can do for pk rep
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@little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll
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ofc

all love no hate unless i see a bitcoin in his inventory
@ancient marsh bro how long is the mcdonalds order taking
bro went to buy pills = chomping on a fucking borger right now
fr
a cazut in veceu
fan started rattling
cleaned them
no more rattle

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hes not lying
500k? in what universe
@ancient marsh are u being paid for being in cyberpunk
@ancient marsh wake up israel got another 50 bil

@ancient marsh did you fucking die
Lol wtf
rip xal
Wtf is so important you have to ping an unresponsive person over and over for 2 hours
we literally need him for labyrinth
we cant 4 man it
its not worth risking
plus he said he'll be back in 30 min
3 hours ago
lol
labrys
i guess bro got kirked or something on his way to the pharmacy
not even responding to pings
We had a main-tank that kept missing his mitigation for the first raid-wide mechanic of the fight. Like.. the first thing that happens when you pull the boss
Which is like bumping into a closed door to enter a building
3 weeks in we get a new healer and he says ‘hol’ up, lemme pack a bowl’
Then suddenly our main tank says ‘oh shit you too?!’
And it all made sense
I wanted to fucking strangle him
no
go man
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@soft coral
if you see this comment may your mom and dad live 120 years
romanians man
Badass skeleton banging shield
@ancient marsh you alive
4000 MOA laser
The mod author is 'writing his own shaders'
bro wtf

5 key spawns
@little flame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek7oB_AOVU4
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@ancient marsh can i pass thu here
watch the guide dumbass
i opened door but what if i touch gas and die
do what he does
this is 02
do the guide
idiot
i literally told you
when you spawn
dont move
look thru the guide
see the spot u spawned on
and watch it
i was doing it on the map

i literally said the guide video
Bro which snoreline spawns don't need to be reworked
freaky fred from courage the cowardly dog aah
gg
Only 5 months till summer bro 🙏
White boy summer 
what killa does to artem on the goshan cash register
@keen sparrow what was your bail price
fully gooped
dude they modeled him after you
lol it was years ago, i don't remember
why
doubt
idk just curious
I didn't pay it, i know that
cause i know u need to pay bail to get out eraly right
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You're still under some kind of bail restrictions like house arrest even after you post bail
if you fuck up even the littlest bit while out on bail, even for something as small as drinking 1 singular beer, it's an added felony charge of 'bail hopping'
yeah its the same here with "minor" charges
1 mroe fuck up during the period and it escalates
but yeah, you pay a ridiculous sum of money so that you can be out in society and hopefully get a real attorney
♿
artem not braking in time and falling into the spike pit

Sorry i didn't answer the question sooner, i was trying out Xal's graphics settings
you did it wrong
turns graphics down
shows fps
curious.

he plays on 720p
i dont
no?
i play on 4:3
mb then
dumbass
i wanna try stretched res
my shit doesn't even go that low
ah
accurate artjom build


i misread that
you are thinking the wrong thing
start stretching it
This is aids, idk how tf anyone plays like this
adaptation
lmfao, let's see what streets is like
you are a prey animal in a safe wildlife preserve environment
i am a predator in the wild
we are not the same.
@ancient marsh
bet i still get like.. 36 frames in streets
even with all my pixels crunched like this
Remember when performance benchmarking was simple and all you had to do was boot up Crysis?

Ok unc
@little flame 5 seconds after dying to labyrinth tagilla when cryon says literally anything
all 4 of us when cryon starts talm bout "where do i find the quest item"
me after a rough labyrinth sesh
(run to resort and press F for 30 mins)

me when i tell cryon to turn right and he turns left 5 times
Getting graped by 5 man in the hills
Cryon : Guys i fixed my 3 light bleeds and 2 heavy bleeds and my salewa is at 167 hp left heEHEHEH 67
hideout cat figurine after it fell out of the backpack and saw the pmc that tried to carry it to the hideout get ripped in half by Minotaur Tagilla
(he did not use his hands.)

me real time
actually accurate
well thank you discord
did you actually make a photo
i'm epstein proof
cuck
no
"looks old enough"
Discord admins:
id
i almost dropped the f slur
ah thank god his entire government ID can be public online in case of a breach

couldnt give a less fuck
lmao
look man
rly?
im taking out 17 loans in alle's name
i am buying all the bad dragon dildos
when you see 5 loans open on your name
i am buying xal 17 bigmacs
sybau
and then i xal starts talking about some porsche he bought
let's fucking go
you knwo what happened
♿ porche in question
"i xal"
are u both xal and artjom

one person
schizo this whole time
ts frying me 🥀
time to sell illegally manifactured drugs on the street of chicago
@compact knoll the only thing we can take out a loan for that's Porsche brand with Alle's credit score 
bro i have like 400 usd in my account dont expose me
:sob
😭

i just bought a new car bruh
"is that for me?"
"i think it is, sir."
bro with what money
was like 8k 
do you even have a job
alle taking the money from sweden social safety nets before infinity afghanis do
smart guy

yes
gotta take advantage of them,
while i can
yeah thats my philosophy too

listen man
right now
you say Hej to say hello in sweden
in 10 years
it's salamu aleikum
no


alle at the nursing home convincing elderly women with dementia that he is their son, so they can put him in their will
(that's how he bought the car)
ol ingrid had no clue

cant call them that anymore man
alle when he sneezes in his class
my personal weed grower

and no xal there are no burgers in this game
sorry
wip maybe idfk
there is horse cum
good enough for him
im going to bed bro
yes
good luck to me, boy 
hope u die
thank you. kinda nice
You only need 1 guy dude
You knock him to the ground
He is too fat to stand up by himself
np mr femboy
what? no, i am not femboy
Sure you are
this is the guy the mf in tarkov was saying would fuck me without consent
fucking trent
donovan
@little flame pin him down
proof? 
I will do the rest
i'll do the rest.
@stark torrent
don't make me put the impact grenade 🙁
THE GUY STABBED ME
Bro fuck
CUZ HE WAS TOO BROKE FOR MY DRUGS


?????????????????????
BRO
HE FUCKING
1gphone?
HE WHIPPED HIS COCK OUT AND STARTED PISSING
TARKOV
WITHOUT LOOKING AWAY
YOOOOOOOO
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude the light was off
I didnt even bother to check
TURN THE LIGHTS ON
did u genuinely

or are u joking
I am 100% for real
BRIKOGHJÅUDF
Its all over the floor
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eyes on phone
lights off
lid down
YEP, it's time to piss.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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