💣tarkov-released

[hollow patrol]

that is what we call dickriding

[compact knoll]

psychological one yes

tarkov is a normal horror

[keen sparrow]

i figured that one out the first time i had a scav jumpscare me wearing the meyers mask in the dark basement of resort admin

I'll never get over the internet joke that V is just the courier from FNV

transporting pricless tech, survives gunshot to th head, becomes murder-hobo, hilarity ensues

[compact knoll]

bro gave me one minute to drive a kilometer

fuck you

[keen sparrow]

and those time limits have been buffed since PL release, believe it or not

they used to be worse

driving with a controller worked better for me

[compact knoll]

these car gigs pay fucking crazy

cant complain

[keen sparrow]

I just installed the stock market mod, all money problems disappeared

buy stock in Delamain taxi service, go outside and crash into 100 cars, go home, sell stock

[hollow patrol]

(cheatr)

[keen sparrow]

i'd already played for like 400 hours and gotten all achievments, who fucking cares

anyways, not surprised the Tarkov channel isn't big into Cyberpunk. not like y'all have been playing Tarkov for 5000+ hours for its riveting story, lol

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent did you get the last culty

[stark torrent]

No

[compact knoll]

get your head out of the ass and go get him

there is still like 5 timelocks

i want to do terminal as soon as they fix it

[native crypt]

I'd be more into it if I didn't hate most of the main characters

That and your very limited on dialogue choices to tell people to fuck off and be quiet

Problem of having a voiced PC I guess

[stark torrent]

Not happening as i will have some busy days at work now

So it is what it is

We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov.

The game will not be stopped, however the raid time on servers undergoing the updates may be reduced to 10 minutes.

The number of available spots on the Zubr at the Terminal has been adjusted:

● If there are 3 PMCs on the map, 3 spots will be available for extraction.
● If there are 4 PMCs — 3 to 4 spots.
● If there are 5 PMCs — 4 to 5 spots.

Added an ability to transit as a group to Terminal location.

Now you want 3 ppl with you

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

@fast garden i have a job for you

[ancient marsh]

job

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-fridge-empty-gif-15623425

negotiator when he heard that

[viral egret]

u need card to transit no?

[stark torrent]

You need a lot of shit before u get the card

Yes

[compact knoll]

so we need a third?

[ancient marsh]

CLEARLY LOCK IN MY CLASS ON ARENA TEAMFIGHT

TAB BACK IN TO PRESET CLASS

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[compact knoll]

alle is locked out

i guess our only option is

@ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-samurai-keanu-reeves-shades-off-cyberpunk2077-gif-15573061

[stark torrent]

If we want guaranteed seats , yeah

otherwise i think duo has a 50% chance to get 2 seats or 1 seat

Thee is the closest to the questline

[ancient marsh]

locked out?

[compact knoll]

he did 500 mil

[ancient marsh]

i love finding an arena game in 1 second

and then taking like 6 minutes to get in

because some guy doesnt accept

or the matching system is just retarded

here it comes

watch

[compact knoll]

do you have labs unlocked?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[compact knoll]

whats your hideout level

[ancient marsh]

max almost

missing like

[compact knoll]

intel

wahts your intel level

[ancient marsh]

air filter, 2 levels on btc farm, gear rack lvl 3, lvl 3 intel and solar power

everything else is max tho

[compact knoll]

so still need labs

[viral egret]

i need 1 intel folder and i can get intel 2

[ancient marsh]

i do not want to be molested

😢

[compact knoll]

and what level are you

[viral egret]

hes 41

[compact knoll]

yeah we can work with that

whats your story chapters progress

[viral egret]

im 35 and all my hideouts mostly level 2

getting more and more of it to 3 slowly

[ancient marsh]

MOOOOOOODS

HE IS GROOMING ME

@stark torrent

he's grooming me for terminal

😭

[compact knoll]

youre gonna play terminal and you will LOVE IT

[ancient marsh]

NOOOO MR EPSTEIN NOOOOOO

[ancient marsh]

just join the vc man

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/QIBb2ckl4PQ?t=44

timecode

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zFSEGHf9gVA

Me when i prepare my kit for Questing Tarkov

@compact knoll we should test the terminal thingie - it says as a group , it does not mention anywhere we both need the keycard

maybe i dont get the achievemetn but i can help you play

but i doubt it

they were just lazy to write it

[compact knoll]

i am

90% sure

it will blow your head off

when are you home

[stark torrent]

in like 3 hr

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-dark-souls-souls-epstein-dark-souls-epstein-gif-3311472848300011423

[ancient marsh]

NA players in a nutshell

naked guy with no armor

on woods

running ash12

with leg meta ammo

[soft coral]

with the electric forklift cart i can load pallettes all day

ex

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

working smarter, not harder

[compact knoll]

full autoing at 50 meters

and another retard with a loud m700 jumping like a crackhead

[ancient marsh]

holy throwback

thats labs gameplay

naked guy with ash12

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/2OZ0Q4qx50s?t=45

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[hollow patrol]

its true

[ancient marsh]

dropped a 4 man on interchange on Na servers

when its like 5 am for them

artem left the raid full of goop

[compact knoll]

bro got desynced

[ancient marsh]

lips desynced from head

[compact knoll]

my head on his head,lips

[ancient marsh]

AND ONE OF THEM WAS HACKING

HE GOT FUCKING BLOWN UP

BY AN RGD

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-epstein-epstein-files-jeffrey-epstein-gif-2167154944967807549

[little flame]

epstein files

[hollow patrol]

thats not the neuralizer thats the analizer

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll tarkov has been saved

again i dont see why they didnt put this in the patch notes instead lmfao

fucking mentally challenged

[little flame]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll ping me when back

[hollow patrol]

holding a wild west style showdown between the last 2 players to determine who gets to escape

https://tenor.com/view/buford-tannen-backtothefuture-gif-4567499

[compact knoll]

Okay so we dont need xal

[stark torrent]

issue is , higher chance to queue in with others as well

so we might queue in with another idiot , or even another 3 man

3 man is the sweet spot because we have guaranteed slots and we diminish the chance of having another asshole party

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

and if we do , one of us can go take the gun while the others block the door with their body

so he cant run out

[viral egret]

true

and then you maul him inside

[stark torrent]

hell even two of us can go take a gun and one holds the door , then you firing squad his ass

BSG trying to make good design challenge

impossible

[viral egret]

if you have 4 man you can do it even better

imagine queueing in with a 4 man

and 1 guy blocks the door and you get lit up by 3 retards

[compact knoll]

The chance is low

Not worth doing a badzillion story chapters for

Besides if we queue with another its still 3 slots

We dont even have to kill him

@ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

[stark torrent]

i mean i will 100% i dont trust anyone else

he could pick up a gun and shoot us both cause he is a cuck

in the back

only way they want this to work is to disable team damage or make the RUAF aggro you if you teamkill

[viral egret]

god bless

i can shoot down like 3 quests from pk inn 1 raid if i play it right

only 2 nvm

spa tour and seizing

[stark torrent]

that one gives you a bobcoin

its the helicopter and the road outside the fence

ez

[viral egret]

ohh

the one you take when u go hydro and up?

[ancient marsh]

whar

[stark torrent]

Yes its at resort man

The helicopter is in front of resort

[viral egret]

i know the heli

the road is the one we take no?

when we go uhh

hydro station and up towarsd resort from there

and into front yard with heli

[compact knoll]

Its the dirt road on the right

From smuggler camp side leading to heli

[viral egret]

ok

gonna go do that rq

maybe get punisher done for prapor too

[viral egret]

jesus i made 480k off a scav

@stark torrent waterfilters are 140k each wtf

gonna make wep and gear rack

last modules i couldnt do

mainly cause gear needs a drill (but i found one)

just 2 green batts and i can start getting my first few level 3 hideout modules

[hollow patrol]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

xalrider is calling

@stark torrent pick up

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-thr-manager-john-pork-ringing-phone-call-call-me-gif-8017229038430222811

guys look im calling tigz

@stark torrent @little flame

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451251666237132892/1461003223186931712/Video_Project_5.mp4?ex=6968f8c8&is=6967a748&hm=5c02f3ee9bd95dfdb06aef2d0146ef0c4034aaadec7d3cc7ba29d5f833d80788&

[hollow patrol]

NYOOM

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[ancient marsh]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMzhoYWE0OHR3YXR2dTd2MHF0bGJzc2xkcGJkNGhlcXdqYWJrZjNmNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FQj18qsqm1fKvK8HVf/giphy.gif

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-2-ror2-royal-capacitor-hasan-dog-kayak-gif-6451452527741333014

@ancient marsh

went prone for a second got lee harvey'd

@stark torrent i love shoreline

[compact knoll]

this is what that guy from the boys saws

[ancient marsh]

artem bikini

saying this to find later

for blackmail

reached the part where you pay 20k for lighthouse access

iedy says "ironic that you have to pay 20k usd to access the best map in the game"

+50 romanian ron to his bank account

[viral egret]

+50 lei

[ancient marsh]

stfu

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerking-emoji-dancing-gif-10187634524786712880

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jody-high-roller-braces-silver-sharp-shark-teeth-gif-5409083

[soft coral]

third day over

we survived

[viral egret]

its liek fnaf

on the 5th day u die

the bite of 26

@compact knoll

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

[thick jetty]

next up 50 years and retirement

[remote fox]

Tell Iedy that he is a

[soft coral]

at least i get bank

[stark torrent]

Me , Artyom and Xal getting the worst streets spawn 3 times in a row

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven does the monk guy get mad if you never pay him

[glacial haven]

never pay him? you talking about the one of which the brother was kidnapped or the schizo

[soft coral]

who???

[glacial haven]

ah you mean the one that gives you the bd's, nah

you can either pay him or not I think

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3jmjD6kv8li2PzlMxPuzv6?si=DuUxp1Y2REidKog9s45VZQ

[compact knoll]

https://cor3.gg

@glacial haven something from tarkov devs

i think its an ARG

is there any way to get the terminal codes from the website itself

[glacial haven]

Yeah I saw it already, no clue what it's about tho lmao

[compact knoll]

it has to check the code against something right

[glacial haven]

Most likely not, they sync shit with their backend, so you probably only get information by actually doing stuff the normal way

[soft coral]

young lady with kid
gets off on the gypsy neighbourhood stop

the jokes write themselves fellas

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-sunset-sunrise-finally-peaceful-gif-16901592

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

came home

cold ass mirinda

OOOO

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerking-emoji-dancing-gif-10187634524786712880

this is XAL

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-butt-frog-meme-gif-15777463

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

handshakge

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh okay what if youre doing the flashbang quest on factory

And you open the 3rd floor office

And you see an MGE train, killa, glukhar and tagilla

And the only thing you have is a flashbang ks-23

[viral egret]

just surrender at that point

[compact knoll]

And you fire it

Out of fear

But it only makes them angry

What do you do

[viral egret]

shoot it in your mouth

eitheer you kill yourself or they will do unspeakable

[compact knoll]

Its a flashbang ks

It will only blind you

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lUDCxKFknXC1vIlFw?invite=cr-MSxrMlUsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

OK

good game

hit all 3 shots

but does nothing to him

m993 btw

gg

[cyan garnet]

He was wearing a stalinium plate

[little flame]

ive decided

locking in and unlocking labyrinth then getting 500 mil

[viral egret]

the 500 mil grind

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/tFkgMiQBpoI?si=OIiojnjCs4Tl0Aqf

[little flame]

killed terminal runner he greeded

spawned tunnel and he still went for terminal

free terminal kit

[soft coral]

@little flame

[little flame]

how was work

[soft coral]

tiring as per usual

[stark torrent]

2 more days

[soft coral]

WE ENDURE

First week almost over

then 3 remaining ez

man math

survive first week

the 3 others are fine

same with teh weekdays

survive until wednesday last 2 are ez

[little flame]

[soft coral]

"if i put them outside to dry I will be giving shade on the next block"
"a friend of mine got the same tent she's very happy"
"they wash themselves , cuz tehre isn't space for anything else"
@little flame @stark torrent @viral egret @cyan garnet @lofty palm @keen sparrow @native crypt

I can't

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

enough to cover a lidl parking lot

[ancient marsh]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQrnVGxf9Yjr_CuXgdbD6lpUrq75vNiCh7iCCc6Uqh5SZA5HBzfgTl5-ZCJWH5WL1ptfjp5y-I0Jvc-/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true

[rugged stump]

How are the raids today

[rugged stump]

Ah “possibly banned”

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Armasight_N-15_Swing_Arm_194

[keen sparrow]

I love her glasses

[soft coral]

THATS what u took from that WHOLE vid?

[keen sparrow]

hehe, yup

and her shoes, holy shit

[soft coral]

THATS IT

i'm getting my cherry juice
@keen sparrow

taken straight from the balcony (natural fridge)

[keen sparrow]

oh you reminded me i left a mellow yellow in the freezer, ty

[soft coral]

anytime men

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQNBQI3UDag&list=RDIQNBQI3UDag&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

OOOH

dude

its so good man

the ice cold cherry juice

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LORDDD

[keen sparrow]

bro's boutta bust

[soft coral]

so good.

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

theyre like

higher end juice products but man its so worth it

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @glacial haven @hollow patrol there was a ban wave

so far my f-slur list only got 1 guy banned

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/juckport-jackpot-one-trillion-dollars-one-dollar-1-gif-2470595998243864221

[ancient marsh]

AND he didn't even show up on the most recent ban list

means he wasn't caught in the ban wave and was caught prior

[glacial haven]

damn

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven and the thing is

upon re-reviewing my cheater list

i saw like 3 more guaranteed hackers

guy has 267 hours on eft

every boss achievements once

and has kappa

in 267 hours

267 consequtive hours of cheating your nuts off, ban wave goes off, not banned

[glacial haven]

sub 300 hour kappa, he was grinding his ass off as well

damn

[ancient marsh]

1 month and a half

kappa

[ancient marsh]

diff guy btw

also killer 7 3 days into wipe?

[glacial haven]

even though it's unlikely, that one could just be done with a timmy-only raid but the rest is extremely questionable at the very best

well, that's tarkov's banwaves for you

[ancient marsh]

900 hour tracksuit

2.5 week tracksuit

[cyan garnet]

Sometimes u die sometimes u die to cheater

[ancient marsh]

releasing the epstein list to the public

[glacial haven]

avg tarkov aimbot cheater

huh

[cyan garnet]

He actually released the files

[ancient marsh]

just if you wanna keep up as well

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lUGyUaWda9eja7CTm?invite=cr-MSxxY0wsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

0:08

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven if i add a guide on how to check if a user was banned, will you pin it here?

[cyan garnet]

Do you list all the cheaters you die to then check if they actually got banned

[ancient marsh]

AI

[little flame]

he voicecracked

[glacial haven]

sure

[cyan garnet]

I only got 3 ban reports back all last wipe

Dogshit game

[little flame]

got 0 this wipe

report all obvious cheaters

1000 raids

gg

[glacial haven]

one voice crack, immediately clipped and sent

ggs

[little flame]

he mocks iedy

i do too

might aswell

[cyan garnet]

Same

I havent played in like a month tho

[glacial haven]

most healthy tarkov player

[cyan garnet]

Got to max traders and just cbf

[viral egret]

fucking

ggs

getting 1 green bat

[glacial haven]

[little flame]

@stark torrent @compact knoll both me and cryon got timegated on labyrinth now so we gotta wait 48 hrs

[granite coral]

Audit statistics to Ragequit

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

lol omg you still have that

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

'new'

[winged mica]

Wait

So you are telling me

They never had ODE Green option?

I swear to god they did have them before

[keen sparrow]

i have no clue

i just think it's funny because it's the same shit we've seen for well over a decade

[fast garden]

magpul this is the third time you have shown the class tan shit no one wants

[winged mica]

I want the tank shit but I need new product

[stark torrent]

Magpul eating crayons

Here i saved you the tan one

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent did you do labrys

[stark torrent]

No man

I do have the cards

[compact knoll]

Just go 5 man with randos from tigz server

We go evening yes

[stark torrent]

Ye we ll see , should finish whats left of the cultist quest as well today, i crafted the keycard thingie

Then i just need to extract with scav players and craft keycards for terminal

[compact knoll]

dude

this has gotten to far

wanted to start cyberpunk

opened bsg launched instead by muscle memory

[viral egret]

gg

@compact knoll me and alle have labyrinth on friday

getting pk4 then headingnfor the lightkeeper questline maybe

or max traders firs5

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[hollow patrol]

man fuck skippy

[compact knoll]

if i make him shoot legs i get him to shoot head after right

[hollow patrol]

no i think he just like

is a bitch

[compact knoll]

i dont think i have smart thingy installed

oh it doenst need it

[hollow patrol]

yeah skippy doesnt

[compact knoll]

bro

cyberpunk got more timelocks than fucknig tarkov

[wintry ridge]

yes

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll typa shit you were saying in tarkov vc yesterday https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1461215511344845015/v24044gl0000d5jas5vog65ncs5bls3g.mov?ex=6969be7d&is=69686cfd&hm=b5656a23e4e6130eed937da5207294ed21d1eca2b077dc903c2b6ea6e2d62351&

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

[ancient marsh]

is that the same dog but grown up

[ivory sluice]

i used the yellow flare from prapor but it dropped a medical crate ? where the fuck is the military electronic items ffs

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

weekly gives a lega

daily gives a lega

4 last heros

[viral egret]

blue flare

[ivory sluice]

why the retarded russian gave me a yellow then

i thought the quest was "grab the flare, get those items to me"

[compact knoll]

think its bugged or some shit dk

[ivory sluice]

fucking retarded game

[hollow patrol]

gg

[pliant thorn]

time to complete Administrator

[remote fox]

This bitch is running M995. Run!

[glacial haven]

who would win:

her with m995 or me with an injector case full of obdolbos 2 that I'll inject her with

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[little flame]

fucking W

@ancient marsh wanna play

[ancient marsh]

im leaving soon

so no

[little flame]

oke

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[little flame]

ez

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/lUWO6EpDf0c4lG2SA?invite=cr-MSx4SGwsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

why doesnt it post am i dumb

there we go

bonk

1 match btw

lmao

time for dorms for the event questline

[hollow patrol]

boing

[little flame]

why arent u in fucking school - ninja

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/seller-gif-26277870

[little flame]

no but fr

why arent u in school

[stark torrent]

Ham is 20 smth moron

[little flame]

hes fucking 17

i asked him

are u slow in the brain?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

@hollow patrol ur 17 right

i thought u said so

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[little flame]

bro

i asked u in vc and u said 17 maybe u were drunk or some shit

[hollow patrol]

crackhead tweakerr

[little flame]

aight so ur just full of shit

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[hollow patrol]

y is everyone so mean 2 me 💔

[little flame]

ur not tuff

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

[stark torrent]

No, artyom is 17 , cryon is 16

@hollow patrol cati ani ba , n-ai 25

sau 23

pe acolo

[hollow patrol]

❌ 18

[stark torrent]

serios?

[hollow patrol]

gg hitler

da

[stark torrent]

gg man we lost

cant have him in our social club no more

SOCIAL CLUB???

HES GOTTA GO

[hollow patrol]

not underage i lost access to gamma island

[stark torrent]

cand e ziua ta

[hollow patrol]

its ggs

[little flame]

AHHH

artjom is 17

right got it mixed

[hollow patrol]

1 iunie

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-opening-door-gif-8428241939018658016

de ziua copilului

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[stark torrent]

:)))))))

[little flame]

got 14 point blank kills in 1 match

need 6 more

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-7033291108620798788

[little flame]

when will u be on iedy

im timegated for like 30 hours

[stark torrent]

i just got home rn , imma go watch fallout show and shit

[little flame]

oh shit

is second season out?

[stark torrent]

gonna be on later to finish the cultist show

yeah

[little flame]

i havent finished first one

[stark torrent]

5 episodes out

[little flame]

sheesh

wanna play later?

[stark torrent]

ye we can

[little flame]

9 min queue for arena....

[stark torrent]

hopefully Jeffrey and Epstein are joining us too later @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[little flame]

yuh

gotta do labs

for xal

[stark torrent]

and Cryon i think his name is Stefan

Stephen the Great

[little flame]

fucking stefan

[hollow patrol]

also i still go to school to be fair so lemme answer
ITS NOT SCHOOL HOURS

[stark torrent]

@viral egret cum te cheama fa

[little flame]

i cant

[stark torrent]

nu Stefan?

[little flame]

nu stefan means now stefan in swedish

sounds so funny

[hollow patrol]

tf ma cheama pe mine stefan

[little flame]

@ie

@stark torrent

literally usec artjom

wtf

[hollow patrol]

he just like me fr @viral egret

[little flame]

artjom on alt

[stark torrent]

so real

[little flame]

fucking gip

usec artjom is camping in a window

ofc he is

he killed me twice almost cuz i spawned right outside where he was watching

[stark torrent]

Cant be our Artyom, he doesnt sit still for 10 seconds

He dies in 20

[little flame]

true

[viral egret]

yes

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

i am home from school now time to check circle

6 hour

may the lord give me goodies

well import's auto done for me

[little flame]

cryon u need to fucking do private clinic bruh

u need thicc case

just do health care privacy 😭

@stark torrent what does approximately 24-48 means

isnt it always 48?

is wiki fucking retarded

[viral egret]

i am trying

[stark torrent]

it can be any time between 24-48

[viral egret]

i want to knock out 2 quests rn

[little flame]

oh shit?

nice

[viral egret]

i wanna get uhh

[stark torrent]

so u can get the call from jaeger anytime after 24

i guess

[little flame]

thats cool

[stark torrent]

idk

[little flame]

oh

[viral egret]

i want to do shoreline trasit from customs

[stark torrent]

retarded devs and their timegates

[little flame]

yee

is it guaranteed random tho?

[viral egret]

shiit so still o nfriday anyway

[little flame]

would be cool if so

[viral egret]

think so

[little flame]

ayyy

[viral egret]

its just a random number generator

[little flame]

lab tmr maybe

[viral egret]

1 being 24hr and up to 24 being 48hr

[little flame]

ye

[viral egret]

i think

it would be fucking comical if it was 1 to 48

and anything up to 24 its re-rolled

bro i spent 3 mil to get teamfight and blastgang over and over and over and over

and trying to paly arena

killed enforcer so hard hes ragecheating

i spawn in he rushes my spawn to kill me

prefires all corners

and only me

i mean i might be just hackusating but

doesnt have chris heir but has killer7

[little flame]

his sr is so low wtf

[viral egret]

idk man might be bought acc or smth its still weird

this guy was prefiring everyone

off of spawn

whole fucking chopshop match

Oranqe-cat

look down at tthis guy who didnt move for like 3 minutes

bro got fucking prefired off spawn

instantly

either he has insane memory to know all spawns perfectly or hes just radaring it so hard

prestige 1 and 2 within like 30 days

tried to launch tarkov and it crashed

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lUYpz4joTlpF0hKNI?invite=cr-MSxPWGwsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15 LOL

idk bro

[ancient marsh]

which one of us in this chat is jeffrey epstein tho

[little flame]

one tap lapua

[ancient marsh]

it's like the meme

[viral egret]

both are jeffrey

[ancient marsh]

"babe, can you pass the salt"

[viral egret]

but one is epstein

[ancient marsh]

and your gf and best friend start reaching

[viral egret]

youd be epstein

or would arytom be epstein

[compact knoll]

Got a frozen pizza and a redbull

Breakfast of champions

[viral egret]

first time going interchange this whole wipe alone

[compact knoll]

Or dinner i guess

[viral egret]

other than being forced to at the start of the wipe

[little flame]

get on labs bro we gotta do ur story shit

[ancient marsh]

"Jeffrey Epstein, get on labs"

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-stare-stare-down-gif-27215577

me and artem meeting in the hallway

[viral egret]

faaah i need labs aswell

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

do u have the location unlocked

[viral egret]

every time i go labs i get kirked

[viral egret]

i need transit still cause we went to get offices and i got kirked by svds

[little flame]

[glacial haven]

playing on my playground I see

[viral egret]

i have to go get offices and sewer

[glacial haven]

never ask the labs admin why there's locked off areas

[viral egret]

we dont have to exfil out alive wiki allegedly says

[little flame]

we dont ye

[viral egret]

so i could just run in with like a fucking shotgun with ap20

[viral egret]

nd if lord gives me mercy i get them spots and get kirked again but unlock labs

does xal have labs unloked though

[little flame]

@stark torrent lets gang up and help these ch uds

chuds

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[ancient marsh]

i need lab transit

[little flame]

gotcha

[viral egret]

im in raid rn

inter

gotta get 3 scavs

[ancient marsh]

u need to run around the map all in 1 raid to unlock going straight to labs off the menu

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/dma-direct-memory-access-heart-heart-locket-technology-gif-10904943136092889251

[little flame]

no

u dont

it saves

[little flame]

jp on my wrist

[ancient marsh]

i tried it on pve and it didnt for me

[little flame]

xal join vc

[little flame]

it does here tho

i can vouch for that

[little flame]

mine saved after i died without going sewer

[little flame]

accurate

[glacial haven]

xqc if he locked in

[little flame]

@compact knoll epstein we need you

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

good scav

[compact knoll]

why

[little flame]

xal needs labs its time we fuck these guys

charlie smirk

[viral egret]

@stark torrent where u

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

speed please i need this

[compact knoll]

in a bit maaaaaaaaaybe

big maaaaaaaybe

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

yippie

[little flame]

he has -flea rep

i think hes legit

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1461215511344845015/v24044gl0000d5jas5vog65ncs5bls3g.mov?ex=6969be7d&is=69686cfd&hm=b5656a23e4e6130eed937da5207294ed21d1eca2b077dc903c2b6ea6e2d62351&

[compact knoll]

Accidently poured 200 ml of peroxide down the drain

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-17444204730943635450

[ancient marsh]

(compliments only apply if you join for labs)

[little flame]

iedy we need this

(they do)

[ancient marsh]

why tf are you grabbing peroxide when making pizza

what kind of concoction are u cooking up

[compact knoll]

I thought it was like old water

Someone forgot in the cupboard

[ancient marsh]

almost took a sip

[compact knoll]

Because it was in my very old plastic water bottle

[stark torrent]

im gonna go take a shower

[little flame]

should've drank it

[little flame]

damn you smell

labs after?

[compact knoll]

I thought i forgot to move it from the cupboard after i moved here

[stark torrent]

no , im gonna go finish my quest

[ancient marsh]

putting dangerous clear chemicals in water bottles and not labeling them is a mother special

[stark torrent]

then we see

[little flame]

what quest

what map u on*

[compact knoll]

I pour it down the drain and i hear the sound

Sparkles you know

[stark torrent]

interchange power building

[little flame]

@compact knoll hurry up xals ass needs pounding

he says

[ancient marsh]

i did NOT say ts

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-gif-18347913297816760618

[ancient marsh]

i forgot cod mw3 has sneakers as like a perk

did uncle rukus make this game

[stark torrent]

your bitch ass mom did

[compact knoll]

Got em jordan

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-sigma-sigma-male-gif-2351884647572103584

[compact knoll]

No

Go without me

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

Edmond are you coming

cause i will soon

if iedys full full name was Edmonduardo

what would you do

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent is your full name ed, edd or eddy

[ancient marsh]

his parents kept adding letters

throughout his childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrErziS_AM

[stark torrent]

Unfortunately NL 545

for RAM sticks

[viral egret]

epstein get in vc

[little flame]

truege

but

tru

[stark torrent]

later

[little flame]

[viral egret]

@little flame @ancient marsh i have card

go in

i legit said it'

earlier

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

@little flame

@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-yaris-yaris-meme-whys-this-dealer-meme-whys-this-dealer-i-need-my-things-gif-14472248150583635823

[soft coral]

watchu looking at fool

ofc his mouth is red

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

he is so pretty

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

@viral egret

@viral egret

@viral egret

@viral egret

@viral egret

@viral egret

@viral egret

[little flame]

gae

osama been ballin

[viral egret]

epstein squad roll out

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qZUCBlPVTWo

Artem's ICETRACKR app going off

[compact knoll]

that shit is so much more loud irl

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/talan-talon-sneaky-creeping-talan-creeping-gif-2986834625708312787

iedy putting my comtac 6's on stream into his thicc case thinking i wouldnt notice

@compact knoll @viral egret @little flame @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-charlie-kirk-gif-10366828760855262543

[ancient marsh]

is that CK

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

hes broke broke

[compact knoll]

what did skippy mean by this

[glacial haven]

why is there white residue next to the female corpse in a tight suit

[compact knoll]

@fast garden did you get a job

[fast garden]

was supposed to have a class but got the flu and couldnt go

so next month for sure this time

[stark torrent]

Covid 26 :

[viral egret]

[thick jetty]

smartness up

[ancient marsh]

nah his ass still dumb as hell

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9GM7S3VRA7D7K0927MZ15X1/4x.avif

[little flame]

pot of fucking greed

😭

gotta get that 500 mil somehow

the rest of the lobby fucking died outside res

and the guy left

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461429874915934452/VID_20260115_103010_607.mp4?ex=696a8622&is=696934a2&hm=73035d52bef4dc2b42932d62f22565c8d4db004eab4910dce0f759e6bd1605a2&

[compact knoll]

type of shit you read about in the bible

[little flame]

not me

thats my boy jp

not my ss

[stark torrent]

madre

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-episode-of-luffy-one-piece-marines-battleship-gif-1090176097420454732

@compact knoll

this is u

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1461215511344845015/v24044gl0000d5jas5vog65ncs5bls3g.mov?ex=6969be7d&is=69686cfd&hm=b5656a23e4e6130eed937da5207294ed21d1eca2b077dc903c2b6ea6e2d62351&

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @remote fox @little flame we lost our kits

p sure

[remote fox]

No shit.

[viral egret]

yeah but u can get it back sometimes rarely

i dont think none of us is gettting anything back

lord give me COFDM

[stark torrent]

yeah we got robbed

ggs man cool game

[glacial haven]

wdym

[stark torrent]

started labs raid fully geared and server died 10 seconds later

and we all lost our kits

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

go next

[glacial haven]

interesting question though, did it count as a MIA or as a disconnect and abandon?

[soft coral]

it should be a straight nuke to the game

the entire raids gets deleted pretty much

if he gets reconnect screen then it might be MIA

[glacial haven]

If it counts as nothing, then that is even wilder lmao

[soft coral]

it has happened a lot

its not something new in the way their game works

[glacial haven]

You'd expect that they have a safety system with the return for that

[remote fox]

I got an MIA.

[glacial haven]

So it counts as a death, damn that's fucking retarded

[remote fox]

It is what it is.

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-gif-26512395

[rugged stump]

You guys record clips right? Do you guys use the Nvidia app to record it?

[thick jetty]

I think alle uses medal

I personally use nvidia overlay thingie

[rugged stump]

Thanks man

I’ll see if any of these record the last 30 seconds or has to start from beginning to end

[thick jetty]

Nvidia has that option and medal should too

[rugged stump]

https://medal.tv/features

Oooo

Kk ty ty

https://store.steampowered.com/gamerecording

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

pictures of monitors are always better than using the snipping tool

[viral egret]

half mask from the fucking circle gg

[wintry ridge]

smh

cant even name the song

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/6qbVwVM8vFc?si=4eI5BDRTwtevGPTq

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll tf? you can access labyrinth lvl 1 jaeger?

technically labyrinth is a super early game location

[viral egret]

what

it doesnt show for me

wtf

i mightve not checked properly

but i got cards this morning

can u show the bartrr for it

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret did u talk to jaeger

u need to visit him

[viral egret]

i did

[ancient marsh]

and talk to him and labyrinth

[viral egret]

i got 2 cards

but i didnt see the barter

[viral egret]

maybe i am blind ill double check when im home

[ancient marsh]

restart game maybe

but its lvl 1 jaeg

[viral egret]

god bles i have surplus of moonshines

[ancient marsh]

dumbass crafts 2 tetriz and 2 greenbats

[keen sparrow]

I just want to see what happens, lol

[ancient marsh]

yeah you get 2 tetriz 2 green batteries

the barter for 1 bitcoin

you putting in 5 does nothing

for 1 craft every wipe you can do unique crafts

on the cultist circle

like reshala figurine = his gold tt

killa = helmet + visor

cultist figurine = poison knife

[keen sparrow]

So if it does anything cool, SPT's cultist circle is broken. got it

[ancient marsh]

nothing cool ever happens

[keen sparrow]

ain't that the truth

[compact knoll]

Aye

[ancient marsh]

ur not demoman bro

sit down

[stark torrent]

Yeah its just a 48 hr timegate

To get the cards

And card is 500k so technically u cant buy all barters at lvl 15 flea

Even lower

[ancient marsh]

can or cant

@stark torrent

is this second barter removed?

checked wiki it has only jaeg