#💣tarkov-released
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thats why the prime logo is there
second day over
wasn't as bad as old factory
I got to operate the conveyor belt machines
lift like a hole rack of 100+ jars at once
@little flame @stark torrent
lowkey no
all u do is block the censor so the magnet goes and picks up the jars
then remove the sheet

rinse repeat
is that ghislain maxwell
yup
This verywell might be the new Project. Working through it #EscapefromTarkov
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Windows 11 is malware
nah nah nah
listen
I had updates paused till February
PAUSED
restarted my computer
guess what this Kentucky Fried Bitch starts doin
*again
i didnnt fall for the expensive asf pack
but i bought a se5 for like 150k on accident

everyone has to do it once
better to get it out of the way now
naur
can't tell you how many times i left 'autoselect similar' toggled on and sold 2 red rebels for 1mil
without realising it
he's so fun to farm
glukhar sucks, lol
fucking hate that guy
dude ventilates my chest with that ash-12 everytime
its nowhere near the same thing
i am making a Statement
@stark torrent @fast garden
I apologize to the french
didn't know they had such game
sthurman is prob the easiest farm in the game dawg
im not being deadass glukhar is the worst boss to fight
bro you can have fun farming him i won't farm that demon
glukhar is prob the hardest
3/4 times i tried to kill him
he head eyes me instantly
either him or his guards

he left my plate at 1.1 durability
sthurman literally exists as a knowledge test
once you get him down you only ever die if you make a genuine mistake
Shturman's SVD feeds my need to be an SVT/AVT autist
i want to say i used the shit out of the svt in cod waw
you die to people who arent shturman
this is like 90% the case for other bosses too
they arent hard
what exactly am I even looking at
tarkov ARG idk
when i looted shturman i found 3 other dead pmcs
yes but sthurman is the easiest to "figure out"
some new event upcoming maybe
no that would be reshala
absolutely
sthurman doesnt nade you, but they are kinda close in that regard
sometimes you just get airburst naded by reshala
from a mile away
OTHER THAN THAT, id say reshala is easier
reshala was mediocrely easy for me
other than the time he tanked 3 LPS 7.62x54 and 5 .50 bmg slugs
to the head
hardest is either kollontai or kaban
kaban bc theres so fucking many and he can be anywhere and kollontai bc his areas are so hard to fight in
i meant to say glukhar instead of kaban both times
gg
kaban is piss easy AS LONG AS you have a nade
the only way i've been able to consistently fuck Kaban is if i bait all his guards into the parking lot of that grocery store next door. and that would never fly on live, lol
He also randomly gets aimbot to your head,eyes on spt
OR misses every shot forever
best bet is to nade him when he digs into that upstairs bunkbed room
for all the shit we give bsg i gotta say my time with spt ai accuracy and all the different mods for it really showed me that its actually perfectly fine in live tarkov
spt ai just never fucking hits you or aimbots 10x harder
yeah there's no inbetween
in live i know if i get shot at i have a moment at best to peek off the angle and anything past that i am tempting fate
not unless you sit and fuck with the 100 and 1 dials in the SAIN preset menu for like 2 hours
yeah lmao
Solarint's presets are so ass
Sorry bro, your sound design in GAMMA is better
funny to find out he's doing the AI for Incursion Red River

yeah yeah yeah..
who are you hunting with such a build osama bin laden?
who am i NOt hunting
good point
Howell is spitting bars
I like how this leaves out the bit where they tried to extort Howell and he told them to fuck off
average furry L
Also people who believed the project 2025 shit were koolaid drinking retards
tf is project 2025 i dont recall
the trump shit he said hed do in 2025?
(and never did a bit of it)
Nah it was leftists thinly veiled fantasy about what would happen
"Here is our Evil Plan™"
Handmaid's tale type nonsense
Didn't they protest Trump wearing that shit? 
Yes
People I know in real life didn't believe me when I said it was like this until I showed them the women's fantasy book section in Barnes and Noble
Anyway I should stop before the political commissars get me
Arena is for schizos only
all the users are racist
I'd be racist to if I had to play arena
whelp it worked because i have literally never seen that

I think it worked because p2025 isn't real
yeah honestly i dont even know what any of that shit was about so
Hacking nowadays could be anything, they could've phished an employee with a free starbucks coupon email for all that we know
gotta pray to netanyahu that i dont get 4 enforcer lobby again
Aside from that, what is that even about
If it were real the movers and shakers were deep state types so the supposed hackers would have turned into a statistic long before it would be public knowledge
The project 2025 stuff included planned forced breeding camps, the disposal of minorities and LGBT types, and the installation of a hard right authoritarian govt among a bunch of other crazy things
It was also not real
Huh
That's what I said previously yes
Go to any book store and tell me I'm wrong
9600 hours and i just noticed
The m67 grenade deos not have the fuse pop noise like the RU grenades have , so you cant hear people throwing it

another reason why they are the goat
That is a newish change
hidden advantage gg
They used to fuse pop
yeah they are supposed to pop
well
idk if they are like quieter irl than the russian nades or what
No the m67 is not supposed to pop
The thing is, if you read about ANY news of a hack, it will be a GROUP to gain publicity, as a stunt, now, if you hear that a random assortment of unknown individuals hacked something, even worse if they are labelled literally just "Furries" and that's it, you can just ignore whatever is being said and rule it fake unless there's news coverage with leaks
another merican w
True
The m67 is also much more lethal than most other commonly used grenades
Shitload more shrapnel
LTT screwdriver looking ass grenade
the pop was recently removed
Need to add Willy Pete smoke grenades so I can do horrific things to scavs
brother maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade
White phosphorus mortars should have been in the mortar event
Burn out shturman when he's hiding in bushes with ease
@native crypt @fast garden @keen sparrow tone it down bro ,chill.
5 bucks a box
is
qutie a bargain
wtf
I'd buy
IT EXISTS
@native crypt @keen sparrow
honestly
THATS NOT BAD
considering the state the world is in
for 12 dollars?!
yeah but youre american
I automatically dont trust you guys
Better
canadies are chill
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere
proven by said reel
That’s not that far
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I think he might be held at gunpoint
’rex all you talk is politics do u even play tapkob’

He left the fuckin server
damn
no i dont want maple syrop
I already drink cough syrop(jager)
Real maple syrup is actually really damn good
Way better than the thick goy-slop that we americans call syrup
at that point just drink machine grease
Ayo, hoppe’s no. 9 smells great
Wait, what time is it over there
22:19
You’re not tired after all that work?
I am?
I'm watching RATIRL
and scrolling insta feels
why do u ask
Ivan working? No way
how was work
on weekends you'll see anything from cute cats being posted to war crimes against the phillipines or something
tiring.
wd40 is such a goated lubricant
the company is literally called wd40 company
thats BALLER
Do you know what wd40 stands for
its not a lubricant
w/e the fk it is
@granite coral is wd40 a lubricant
Water displacement
WD-40 is more like a damn miracle in a can—it's primarily a water displacement spray that also acts as a degreaser, not just a regular lubricant. It can help in some lubrication tasks, but it ain't a dedicated lubricant like motor oil or grease, so don’t go thinking it'll solve all your squeaky problems. Use it wisely, or you'll just end up making a mess.
they hit the jackpoton the 40th try
respect
I mean
it can be used to "lubricate" stuff
Snowing again for hours 
Tommorow i have to wake up even earlier to unfreeze my car 
but its more lika a 9 in 1 shampoo
They didnt quit at the 39th attempt
doesn't have one specific job
finna wake up with ur car doors completely frozen
mom's car broke down
just after she left work
engine would rev up but no power to wheels
ggs

bruh is the clutch gone
or smth
GG PULA
idk actually
i dont remember car parts bro
gearbox
could be fucking anything
Im glad i have a cabin and coolant heater.
mom had the same issue
listen
car broke down in greece 
give her the benefit of the doubt
on vacation
auto is easier for women
it was the gearbox
jokes aside
my mom drove a manual until she got bmw with auto
she forgot how to drive manual
ZEUS
I COME SEEKING
THE GEARBOX OF OLYMPUS
well
well too bad xal is wrong
it is a lubricant
Could be just the clutches i side are worn. Or the torgue converter
Wd40 is believe it or not super good for washing bearing grease off hands
but it can act as one
for short term
such as
if a door is creaky

though my mom prefers using sunflower oil for that

If it doesn’t move but should, wd40, if it moves but shouldn’t, duct tape
Tbh i would say in long term sunflower oil is better for a creaky door
If she speaks but shouldn’t, duct tape

Wd40 is good but its a multipurpose "liquid" that contains lubricants, solvents etc.
jack of all trades
master of none
though tbh
considering how good it is
it might as well be a master
Its also super good for shining up plastic headlights right before selling your car 
or an expert
also
boss asked me for my sizes
I'm getting my own bright red Deroni attire

@hollow patrol
Manufactured with solar power too
Im lucky enough to work at place that stocks up cans of special purpose lubricants and stuff. So i might have a nano graphene lubricant at home for hinges and stuff 
and I get to eat lutenica all day

and garlic sauce

Bread CEO
go to the new or old factory where the ypackage the jars and grab a couple
and have dinner right then and there
They gonna announce 15%decline in out going products in Q1 cause you keep eating them

nah
we cant eat those off the line
I'd get fisted
theres special ones that get put aside specifically for workers to eat and enjoy
Ah i see. Like defect ones
@keen sparrow I think america may have some deroni or Todorka ( owned by the company) in your stores
or specializes russian/bulgarian stores
no
defect ones such as bad caps go back to have caps put on them
if the product is bad it gets thrown away
Happy worker good worker
i dont know where i'd find those stores
maybe in Portland i could
we used to have a romanian guy that sold a lot of weird sausages
youre in america
you have a store for everything cmon
Theres some online for ordering
Found goodfoodmarket and eurofoodhub
yes
todorka is owned by deroni as well
and "velika'
yeah so
the actual lutenica is a bulgarian thing
theres also ajvar
which is mostly peppers
that one isn't bulgarian
Lots of deroni
theres course ground and fine ground
the fine ground is very reminiscent of a sauce
you just spread it over bread
and eat like thta
course ground same way
through you have chunky pieces of tomatoe and peppers at times
both good options
I highly recommend
ironic how today I was packing a pallete for the US
OMG
I WAS PACKAGING THIS

Is that tomatoes and pickles?
tomatoes and pickles yes
and thetomatoes...are IN the pickle juice
idk russians eat this stuff
we here DONT
Ngl mucho slavic
But i would try it ngl
try lutenica if u can
most people tend to prefer fine ground
I'm harcore lutenica enjoyer and prefer course
@stark torrent did you get your cultist
I can get this from store 
Ive tried some. Not deroni but other brand at its not bad
its an acquired taste
How is this not spaghetti sauce
its not.
2 rounds in a row this guy survives a full burst to the head and it's counted as body shots, when i physically couldnt have hit anything else but the head
its not the same thing
cant win the game if the game doesn't count your wins
Its some tomatoes, eggplant and paprika right? Some parsley too?
no eggplant in lutenica
roasted tomatoes and paprika
and w/e herbs
it varies on the region
saving his name
theres a lot of lutenica brands

@keen sparrow
again , it really depends on the lutenica
theres kiopoolu which is similar
and ajvar
it wont be the same
i'll check if my local store has anything in shelf. (Probably won't)
Check this out
Looks like toilet water, but it’s actually really good
bottled diarrhea
bro
i am not
putting liquid shit
on my fish
respectfully
It’s just spicy vinegar
Thats nothing. My ddr5 kit that i bought was like 130. Is now 400
my ram was 80 usd now its 200
cant complain but like
guys
Thank god i upgraded before this bullshit. Cpu went up and gpu too
AI datacenters massbuying ram gpus n ssds just so some random texan woman can roleplay as the girl that got shot by the ice agent


I used to get fried catfish sandwiches at a shop near the hospital i worked at
What a life
i have never fried catfish
ok bye
i havdnt even caught one
i switch from pc to phone
I would like to have 1 tier above pc but on paper upgrading aint even worth it let alone the price
You know quasimodo predicted this
pomfret is really good too
you make 3 slits on the sides of its body and fry it in a big pan with some tomatoes and onions
oh my lord
*cast iron pan, because you're not a bitch
Most Falconry birds only tolerate touching, but Jedi sure loved it! He is only occasionally in the mood to have his ears and jaw bone scratches
4 arena matches
0 wins
game for pedophiles by pedophiles
not a single good team
not a single physically winnable game

gotta touch those kids to succeed in arena

yeah there's a lot to unpack there
posts a lot of epstein
calls thing epstein
talks about pedos all the time
GF is home i get to play the vidya games, fuck yeah
LMFAO
That has to be real
please

Let getting party vanned by ICE be a new fetish for wine moms
hell na
i dont want ram prices surging up cause theres a new ICE agent rolrplay for women on ehatrver ai rlrp shit exists
fuck no
Big strong men throwing them around, I can see it
ok disband ice then
If 50 shades, or that shit about milking farms taught me anything
dark romance in general
worst books
never read one never plan to
i would rather eat a live cobra
"dad, why does my blood hurt?"
how the fuck
"because the AI datacenter needs water to make corny porn for your mother"
can blood hurt
blood csnt hurt can it
@keen sparrow
ur like former healthcare worker
u should know probably
@soft coral i found a lidl next to my school
i wonder if its open at 7 am
@keen sparrow
Sickle Cell Anemia
where your platelets are shaped like little cresent moons instead of smooth disks
i know what sickle cell is but i never knew
lol
that it hurts
"famously painful"
i wanted to uh
go volunteer this year
for paramedics
but like
i dont have the medical knowledge and im dead set on engineering
Paramedic is good
Just get ready for fast-paced bullshit
numbers, remembering numbers
your bread and butter will be vital signs,
that's T P R B/P O2
Temp, Pulse, Respirations, Blood Pressure and Oxygen Saturation
The rest is getting report from people on-site and knowing what to do next, what questions to ask, what signs of stroke are
How to lift and move people without hurting them
oh and the Stryker!
Those are fun
It's great, action packed, thankless work
really fucking hard but very fulfilling as you're a part of the emergency services backbone, you are needed 24/7 365, permanent job security.
A warning, most calls will probably be old people on oxygen that think it's still a good idea to smoke, and old people at nursing homes that have fallen over.
!topic @keen sparrow
@keen sparrow
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
not the sickle cell channel
I remember seeing a picture of you in this(?) channel and wanted to say that you looked like a soccer-mom 
Wind, Rexana is a dude
did you see the picture? 
Check his Twitch
also guten Abend, Sniper
Guten Abend
ikik
he got that beetles haircut
I'll take that as a compliment
perfect 'gray man' disguise
look at that fucking unit
willford brimley lookin ahh
So are you saying that you're a fed?
dont think so
I am pretty sure I saw a youtube short of this somewhere like 2 wipes ago
either that or Im schizophrenic
This
old as shit by now
you dont gain rep and you dont need to point either
they path to dropped weapons and healing items
it's just a preliminary addition, in 2032 you'll be able to do co-op extracts with ai scavs
just trust the process

what are you going on about
scavs picking up meds
got added with sanitar iirc
maybe you can some day extract with them and have them be friendly
I mean, it already works, that's the worst part, I've seen clips of a streamer doing a coop extract with one, they are just hostile in the meantime
we will see how long nikita talks about that till he forgets
oh yeah ive done it for rep the last several wipes
that's why i said, preliminary addition, soon it will also have a function
(that will never happen)
ahh man, would be nice if it gained rep
with that dlc, you'll be able to drink water from random puddles which give you 15 hydration and you could possibly get sick
maybe munch on some mud
kinda excited for scav life dlc
I don see anything
alright that shit is never going to get released
"Alongside the console confirmation"
They are going to shove that controller up sideways even trying to load the main menu
@glacial haven wanna watch some cyberpunk in a bit?
sure
they have talked about scav life for years
long before any console conversation had ever happened
@glacial haven am here
yeah maybe i could have picked a better thing to watch while eating
yum
That’s a great stream btw
Never would’ve guessed our boy sseth does productive things for society
Is OperaGX a good / safe browser?
It's worse than chrome with data harvesting, other than that
Idk, it uses chromium, can't be that much worse than chrome
I wouldn't use it
Interesting
What about LibreWolf?
Chrome but fancy "gamer stuff" and funny sound extensions
That one uses the Firefox engine, gotta be honest, never used it
@glacial haven have ya been tarkoving
I haven't been actively playing for a week or something by now, the grind is just very tiresome
That is true
Havent really played myself either. Occasional goofy raids with friends here and there
i enjoy it more than microdick edeging
i would use something different but its okay
I used it for a short while but dropped it. I found its bells and whistles to be a gimmick
i think you just offered more information about your private life than we needed to know
yeah they totally are gimmicks
your balls?
the game release calendar is cool though
Use LibreWolf. Unironically
It's a non-Mozilla Firefox 
i thought you were the one asking about browsers
An opinion from an expert (Sniper) can't hurt

what was that movie with robert downey blackface
Tropic thunder
Decent movie
no im actually a demon from the forest
tenor has entirely blocked the term blackface
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Apparently retard too. Unless im the retarded one
Cant have shit anymore
So are you just casually playing cp77 again
Man likes CP
Not in the wrong way

again?
yes
Enjoy 
@glacial haven
courting that whiner are we
Smart guns are OP af
The big blocky smart shotgun is probably the best. send mfkers flying as 30 pellets heatseek into their bodies simultaneously
Not without mods.
So you didn't use the cred chip from Meredith stout huh
you can fuck her
get a legendary/unique dildo melee weapon for it too
dont care
i probably didnt spend more than 5 minutes making
dont know because i made her when the game released

gg man
fuck waking up
i mean you dont even see your V outside the ending cutscenes at all
understandable crash out

Xal when we call him Fatso

sometimes you fail a charisma check
so you gotta do a strenght check
"oh get away"
"im gonna call the police"
whenever you open your inventory

whenever youre in 3rd person driving
Photo mode
this guy also dont got it going on -rep killing you with rocks
it'd be excusable 3-5 years ago when clothing had stats and there was no transmog system
but now
these fellas think i play to look at my V
i spend an hour minimum on any half decent character customization i have to make my v look atleast respectable
goon
dude i dont care
im gonna dash in your face and shoot you with a double barrel
im a crackhead
jokes aside, i'm just glad bro's playing it
so many people took the rough release as a death sentence for the game, but it is more than fine now
maan shut yo bitchass ᒲᔑリ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍
like dying light 2 tbh
dl2 had a shit release now its a decent game. story never been that good though its sorta silly
Why stalker 2 still ass then
destiny raid style
What endgame content
No one is reaching it before the servers go offline buddy
pvedad is gonna lose the raid and go beat his child
pvedad is gonna get killed by some invisible robot lady and freak tf out
bro...
anthem was borderline dead on launch but they kept those servers up for years
Be happy yours doesnt play tarkov
Hed send you off to military school for failing terminal so many times

Listen man, when the marathon playerbase is in triple digits in a couple months
I would like to hear the cope
if it is you can ping me, otherwise stop whining

Dw the game that was dogshit and no one cared about re-releasing for the second time actually will generate loads of hype and players
"Marathon? The plagiarism game?"
Said the average gamer
idc im gonna eat the slop and enjoy it because i'm not a cynical retard all the time
For like 2-3 months
Then the queue time to fill a raid is like 15 minutes
i know you're jaded on tarkov xal but theres no need to take this anger elsewhere in ur life

I'm not cynical, im pragmatic
Tarkov owns this realm
For better or worse.
(It's for the worse)
When abi came out tarkov were releasing good updates almost insta and copying shit word for word, bar for bar from it
Now they saw they are literally invincible
And are just fat chuds dissolving in their chair
Like two months since 1.0 and no new guns on arena
Have u seen they want to do an arena dev q and a soon

what is it
@stark torrent @keen sparrow machine broke a aecond time
this time the vacuumer
Half the day goes buy i havent done jack all
a glass jar got conpletely shattered in the process ggs
Insane efficiency

Had a friend do the same he was waiting to load the pallets but the depo gate used to break every time so bro had to wait for engineers to fix it
The the truck broke once
😎
Gg
well
its not something we can influence
if machine decides to not heat the wrapper ggs we wait and mechanic fix
if machine shatters a jar
gg we clean and mechanic fix
were loading for domestic market so its a bit more permissable with the deadlines
She's so annoying, what
'you're not going with my impulsive decisions, argh, you're not listening to me'
Judy isn't much better but goddamn
Panam felt like an angsty teenager

Panam is a shithead
"ARGH NOONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT THEM TO DO"
I'll give Panam simps this || Her ending is probably the closest thing you get to a happy ending in this game ||
Isn’t the whole romantic scene with her as male in the [REDACTED] just because your feels get intertwined on some pacific rim shit
unironically
Yeah true that though
She is also a little selfish asshole
would you feel yourself getting fucked

It took yours and her nervous system being intertwined for her to stfu and just fuck
Granted the romance choices are kinda fucking lame in the game
kinda is an understatement
the flings with meredith and the joytoys are more intense
Like I get what they are trying to do by making them the way they are
Dude the meridith one jumpscared me lmfao
wait isnt judy lesbian only
Thought I was getting g a side quest
Clueless
Fucking Kerry
River really had me thinking he was gey, never saw that one coming
im not remaking dude
Allows you to text NPCs any message and have them respond in character. Development for this mod has slowed down since launch, but the code is open-source so anyone can add desired feature
cant be asked
goated mod btw
Let's you text NPCs on models trained on their voice acting/writing
im a crackhead with a shotgun
I give it a year before the gooners at Nexus make generative voice mods that can be driven by an AI API
So that the NPCs can actually say anything
Use this mod to explain to Mr. Hands exactly why his choice of name is unfortunate
unfortunately i don't think he's in the list of models
It's all the romance options + goro, songbird, and rogue
Can I call Judy slurs then?
I wish there was an option to pull songbirds lying ass apart like pulled pork
Can I get some top from one of the maelstromers
lol, no
Well
ugh
There's model replacers for the first person sex cutscenes
lol
you could in theory replace meredith with fully clothed jackie welles if you wanted to
I just liked her because she made silverhand shut the fuck up
I liked her because Asian
and Bob cut
what a fool i was
played like the fiddle i am
Wish they did more with Meredith and militech
Or Melissa Rory with maxtac
I wish I could dissect Meredith with a log splitter
She literally tells you you can join Maxtac if u want
Horns
I wish they'd done more with this
Especially with a Corpo V
i have a brain in that skull of mine
Oh, you said Maxtac
that's a different thing entirely
but there is an NPC that offers after a cyberpsycho gig
oh the cars are great
This one was my favourite
Before i discovered all the fuckin.. Bentley, Bugatti, and Lamborghini mods
Dodge Challenger, Cadillac Escalade, lol
bro
Wish it happened sooner
Saved V from getting the chip in his head and being forced to hear johnny yap endlessly
Cp2077 seems so mid
It is
As i thought
Several people are typing...

i dont know if i remember her killing herself when i played lowkey
I hated at least half the characters
my 600 hour havin ass disagrees
does she always do that
I think it's great
I saw all the goys praising and assumed its slop
if you don't like the worldbuilding you probably weren't paying attention
its a cdpr rpg
it's a horror game disguised as an action RPG FPS
its pretty good




