#💣tarkov-released

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little flame
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@ancient marsh

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this guy is not fr

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take the helmet off

soft coral
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second day over

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wasn't as bad as old factory

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I got to operate the conveyor belt machines
lift like a hole rack of 100+ jars at once
@little flame @stark torrent

soft coral
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lowkey no

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all u do is block the censor so the magnet goes and picks up the jars

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then remove the sheet

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rinse repeat

little flame
keen sparrow
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yup

ancient marsh
viral egret
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vasya bobr

keen sparrow
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Windows 11 is malware

little flame
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bloatware = malware

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are we retarded

keen sparrow
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nah nah nah

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listen

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I had updates paused till February

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PAUSED

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restarted my computer

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guess what this Kentucky Fried Bitch starts doin

viral egret
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shturman guards fucked me tf up

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bro almost got me

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not falling for the tigz ever

keen sparrow
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*again

viral egret
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but i bought a se5 for like 150k on accident

keen sparrow
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everyone has to do it once

viral egret
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listen man its too early in my tarkov experience

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for me to fall for this

keen sparrow
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better to get it out of the way now

viral egret
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naur

keen sparrow
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can't tell you how many times i left 'autoselect similar' toggled on and sold 2 red rebels for 1mil

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without realising it

viral egret
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i dont even have red rebel to sell

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shturman didjnt give me rr

keen sparrow
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he's so fun to farm

viral egret
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thats like saying

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glukhar is easy to farm

keen sparrow
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glukhar sucks, lol

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fucking hate that guy

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dude ventilates my chest with that ash-12 everytime

viral egret
little flame
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snowball is so easy

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just dont die

soft coral
fast garden
stark torrent
viral egret
soft coral
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I apologize to the french

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didn't know they had such game

viral egret
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i said "thats like saying"

fast garden
viral egret
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im not being deadass glukhar is the worst boss to fight

viral egret
fast garden
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glukhar is prob the hardest

viral egret
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3/4 times i tried to kill him

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he head eyes me instantly

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either him or his guards

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he left my plate at 1.1 durability

fast garden
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sthurman literally exists as a knowledge test

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once you get him down you only ever die if you make a genuine mistake

keen sparrow
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Shturman's SVD feeds my need to be an SVT/AVT autist

fast garden
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i want to say i used the shit out of the svt in cod waw

ancient marsh
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this is like 90% the case for other bosses too

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they arent hard

glacial haven
ancient marsh
viral egret
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when i looted shturman i found 3 other dead pmcs

fast garden
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yes but sthurman is the easiest to "figure out"

ancient marsh
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some new event upcoming maybe

ancient marsh
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absolutely

fast garden
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sthurman doesnt nade you, but they are kinda close in that regard

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sometimes you just get airburst naded by reshala

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from a mile away

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OTHER THAN THAT, id say reshala is easier

viral egret
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reshala was mediocrely easy for me

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other than the time he tanked 3 LPS 7.62x54 and 5 .50 bmg slugs

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to the head

fast garden
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hardest is either kollontai or kaban

viral egret
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kollontai harder than kaban imo

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because he jams your weapons

fast garden
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kaban bc theres so fucking many and he can be anywhere and kollontai bc his areas are so hard to fight in

keen sparrow
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Never had an issue with the cop.

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Fat boy though

fast garden
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i meant to say glukhar instead of kaban both times

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gg

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kaban is piss easy AS LONG AS you have a nade

keen sparrow
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the only way i've been able to consistently fuck Kaban is if i bait all his guards into the parking lot of that grocery store next door. and that would never fly on live, lol

fast garden
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yeah they dont do that on live so

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milage may vary with spt ai

keen sparrow
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He also randomly gets aimbot to your head,eyes on spt

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OR misses every shot forever

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best bet is to nade him when he digs into that upstairs bunkbed room

fast garden
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for all the shit we give bsg i gotta say my time with spt ai accuracy and all the different mods for it really showed me that its actually perfectly fine in live tarkov

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spt ai just never fucking hits you or aimbots 10x harder

keen sparrow
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yeah there's no inbetween

fast garden
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in live i know if i get shot at i have a moment at best to peek off the angle and anything past that i am tempting fate

keen sparrow
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not unless you sit and fuck with the 100 and 1 dials in the SAIN preset menu for like 2 hours

fast garden
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yeah lmao

keen sparrow
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Solarint's presets are so ass

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Sorry bro, your sound design in GAMMA is better

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funny to find out he's doing the AI for Incursion Red River

keen sparrow
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yeah yeah yeah..

viral egret
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1 fucking kill away

soft coral
# viral egret

who are you hunting with such a build osama bin laden?

viral egret
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who am i NOt hunting

soft coral
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good point

viral egret
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its made for recoil

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duckzt

native crypt
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Howell is spitting bars

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I like how this leaves out the bit where they tried to extort Howell and he told them to fuck off

native crypt
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Also people who believed the project 2025 shit were koolaid drinking retards

viral egret
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tf is project 2025 i dont recall

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the trump shit he said hed do in 2025?

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(and never did a bit of it)

native crypt
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Nah it was leftists thinly veiled fantasy about what would happen

native crypt
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Handmaid's tale type nonsense

remote fox
native crypt
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Yes

viral egret
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bro

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these users on arena

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are unhinged

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cant say any of them

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or ill get banned

native crypt
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Anyway I should stop before the political commissars get me

viral egret
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4 enforcers

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gg

cyan garnet
viral egret
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all the users are racist

native crypt
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I'd be racist to if I had to play arena

fast garden
native crypt
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I think it worked because p2025 isn't real

fast garden
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yeah honestly i dont even know what any of that shit was about so

glacial haven
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Hacking nowadays could be anything, they could've phished an employee with a free starbucks coupon email for all that we know

viral egret
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gotta pray to netanyahu that i dont get 4 enforcer lobby again

glacial haven
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Aside from that, what is that even about

native crypt
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If it were real the movers and shakers were deep state types so the supposed hackers would have turned into a statistic long before it would be public knowledge

viral egret
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t4ried to put a sight on my sa58

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arena crashes

native crypt
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It was also not real

glacial haven
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Huh

fast garden
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the forced breeding camps was thrown in there because they are into that shit

native crypt
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That's what I said previously yes

fast garden
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lmfao

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tinfoil hats sharpened

native crypt
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Go to any book store and tell me I'm wrong

stark torrent
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9600 hours and i just noticed

The m67 grenade deos not have the fuse pop noise like the RU grenades have , so you cant hear people throwing it

fast garden
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another reason why they are the goat

native crypt
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That is a newish change

native crypt
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They used to fuse pop

fast garden
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yeah they are supposed to pop

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well

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idk if they are like quieter irl than the russian nades or what

native crypt
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No the m67 is not supposed to pop

glacial haven
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The thing is, if you read about ANY news of a hack, it will be a GROUP to gain publicity, as a stunt, now, if you hear that a random assortment of unknown individuals hacked something, even worse if they are labelled literally just "Furries" and that's it, you can just ignore whatever is being said and rule it fake unless there's news coverage with leaks

fast garden
native crypt
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True

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The m67 is also much more lethal than most other commonly used grenades

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Shitload more shrapnel

stark torrent
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they need to add the modern US greaneds

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Fucking Windex Bottle

glacial haven
native crypt
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Need to add Willy Pete smoke grenades so I can do horrific things to scavs

fast garden
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brother maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade

native crypt
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White phosphorus mortars should have been in the mortar event

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Burn out shturman when he's hiding in bushes with ease

viral egret
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@ancient marsh dailies

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r yours up

viral egret
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sa58 is dogshit

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5 headshots on cqcm face to face with this guy and he doesnt die peeposmile

soft coral
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@native crypt @fast garden @keen sparrow tone it down bro ,chill.

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5 bucks a box

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is

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qutie a bargain

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wtf

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I'd buy

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IT EXISTS

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@native crypt @keen sparrow

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honestly

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THATS NOT BAD

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considering the state the world is in

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for 12 dollars?!

keen sparrow
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…..that’s like 8$ where i live

soft coral
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I automatically dont trust you guys

keen sparrow
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Better

soft coral
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canadies are chill

keen sparrow
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I live in the middle of fucking nowhere

soft coral
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proven by said reel

soft coral
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and yustas

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

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hmmm

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that logo

keen sparrow
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Omg just looked it up

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Courage is based in Nowhere, Kansas

soft coral
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THEY LITERALLY live in the middle of nowhere

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canonically

keen sparrow
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That’s not that far

soft coral
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I reminded myself of the

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"HEY PROFESSOR WHICH FAWKING ISLANDS!?!?"

viral egret
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i shot a guy in the head with a beanie

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40 flesh damage 8 armor damage

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arena btw

keen sparrow
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LMFAO

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Sorry, just noticed

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That sheep from last night ‘Josh’

soft coral
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🫑✨ Sweet deal alert! ✨🫑
Fresh yellow & red peppers for just $1.00/lb — crisp, colorful, and perfect for everyday cooking.
Available now at Paul Farms! 🌾💚#fraservalley #paulfarms #britishcolumbia #fyp #lowermainland #bc

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4517

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I think he might be held at gunpoint

keen sparrow
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’rex all you talk is politics do u even play tapkob’

soft coral
keen sparrow
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He left the fuckin server

soft coral
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I already drink cough syrop(jager)

keen sparrow
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Real maple syrup is actually really damn good

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Way better than the thick goy-slop that we americans call syrup

soft coral
keen sparrow
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Ayo, hoppe’s no. 9 smells great

soft coral
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so does wd40

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my favourite perfume

keen sparrow
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Wait, what time is it over there

soft coral
keen sparrow
soft coral
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I'm watching RATIRL

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and scrolling insta feels

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why do u ask

keen sparrow
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Cause i realised it’s 1pm over here

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Usually this chat is dead at this time

soft coral
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not always

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its week days

thick jetty
soft coral
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on weekends you'll see anything from cute cats being posted to war crimes against the phillipines or something

soft coral
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wd40 is such a goated lubricant

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the company is literally called wd40 company

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thats BALLER

thick jetty
ancient marsh
soft coral
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w/e the fk it is

stark torrent
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@granite coral is wd40 a lubricant

soft coral
granite coralBOT
# stark torrent <@267941509272174592> is wd40 a lubricant

WD-40 is more like a damn miracle in a can—it's primarily a water displacement spray that also acts as a degreaser, not just a regular lubricant. It can help in some lubrication tasks, but it ain't a dedicated lubricant like motor oil or grease, so don’t go thinking it'll solve all your squeaky problems. Use it wisely, or you'll just end up making a mess.

thick jetty
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40th formula too

soft coral
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they hit the jackpoton the 40th try

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respect

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I mean

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it can be used to "lubricate" stuff

stark torrent
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Snowing again for hours Smile

Tommorow i have to wake up even earlier to unfreeze my car O_sadcat1

soft coral
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but its more lika a 9 in 1 shampoo

thick jetty
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They didnt quit at the 39th attempt

soft coral
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doesn't have one specific job

viral egret
soft coral
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just after she left work

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engine would rev up but no power to wheels

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ggs

stark torrent
viral egret
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gg

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crankshaft broke

stark torrent
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bruh is the clutch gone

viral egret
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or smth

stark torrent
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GG PULA

soft coral
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idk actually

viral egret
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i dont remember car parts bro

soft coral
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she drives an auto

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so knowing that

viral egret
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gearbox

soft coral
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could be fucking anything

thick jetty
viral egret
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mom had the same issue

viral egret
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car broke down in greece peeposmile

soft coral
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give her the benefit of the doubt

viral egret
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on vacation

soft coral
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auto is easier for women

viral egret
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it was the gearbox

soft coral
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jokes aside

viral egret
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she forgot how to drive manual

soft coral
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I COME SEEKING

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THE GEARBOX OF OLYMPUS

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well

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well too bad xal is wrong

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it is a lubricant

thick jetty
soft coral
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true true

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its not MOTOR OIL levels of lubricant

thick jetty
# soft coral

Wd40 is believe it or not super good for washing bearing grease off hands

soft coral
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but it can act as one

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for short term

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such as

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if a door is creaky

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though my mom prefers using sunflower oil for that

keen sparrow
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If it doesn’t move but should, wd40, if it moves but shouldn’t, duct tape

thick jetty
keen sparrow
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If she speaks but shouldn’t, duct tape

soft coral
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here we go again

keen sparrow
thick jetty
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Wd40 is good but its a multipurpose "liquid" that contains lubricants, solvents etc.

soft coral
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jack of all trades

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master of none

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though tbh

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considering how good it is

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it might as well be a master

thick jetty
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Its also super good for shining up plastic headlights right before selling your car jokerge

soft coral
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or an expert

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also

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boss asked me for my sizes

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I'm getting my own bright red Deroni attire
PepeHappy

viral egret
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@hollow patrol

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

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factory is huge

keen sparrow
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Manufactured with solar power too

thick jetty
soft coral
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and garlic sauce

thick jetty
soft coral
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LEGIT

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I could grab

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a loaf of bread

thick jetty
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Bread CEO

soft coral
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go to the new or old factory where the ypackage the jars and grab a couple

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and have dinner right then and there

thick jetty
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They gonna announce 15%decline in out going products in Q1 cause you keep eating them

soft coral
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nah

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we cant eat those off the line

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I'd get fisted

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theres special ones that get put aside specifically for workers to eat and enjoy

thick jetty
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Ah i see. Like defect ones

soft coral
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@keen sparrow I think america may have some deroni or Todorka ( owned by the company) in your stores

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or specializes russian/bulgarian stores

soft coral
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defect ones such as bad caps go back to have caps put on them

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if the product is bad it gets thrown away

thick jetty
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I see

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Well that cool that they let ya'll to put sone aside for workers

soft coral
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yeah

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the guy who hired me legit said if u want eat as much as u want

thick jetty
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Happy worker good worker

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

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the factory I work in

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is the second one ever made

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out of 3 total

keen sparrow
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maybe in Portland i could

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we used to have a romanian guy that sold a lot of weird sausages

soft coral
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you have a store for everything cmon

keen sparrow
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not in the midwest

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Prtland yeah, that's a coast where migrants flock

soft coral
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THEY EVEN MAKE SOY SAUCE

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AND MAYO

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bro this place makes everything

thick jetty
soft coral
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I mean

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lutenica is a very bulgarian thing

thick jetty
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Found goodfoodmarket and eurofoodhub

soft coral
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its not that international

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but rex might like it

keen sparrow
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Lol, us military has a brain scorcher now?

thick jetty
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In 23 Water St, Wakefield MA

soft coral
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yes

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todorka is owned by deroni as well

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and "velika'

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yeah so

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the actual lutenica is a bulgarian thing

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theres also ajvar

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which is mostly peppers

soft coral
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that one isn't bulgarian

thick jetty
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Lots of deroni

soft coral
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theres course ground and fine ground

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the fine ground is very reminiscent of a sauce

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you just spread it over bread

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and eat like thta

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course ground same way

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through you have chunky pieces of tomatoe and peppers at times

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both good options

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I highly recommend

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ironic how today I was packing a pallete for the US

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I WAS PACKAGING THIS

thick jetty
soft coral
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tomatoes and pickles yes

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and thetomatoes...are IN the pickle juice

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idk russians eat this stuff

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we here DONT

thick jetty
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Ngl mucho slavic

soft coral
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and considering

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I packed like

thick jetty
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But i would try it ngl

soft coral
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15 palettes of these the other day

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people are clearly buying it

soft coral
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most people tend to prefer fine ground

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I'm harcore lutenica enjoyer and prefer course

compact knoll
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@stark torrent did you get your cultist

thick jetty
soft coral
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yes

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exact one

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probably made in our factory too

thick jetty
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Ive tried some. Not deroni but other brand at its not bad

soft coral
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its an acquired taste

keen sparrow
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How is this not spaghetti sauce

soft coral
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its not.

ancient marsh
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2 rounds in a row this guy survives a full burst to the head and it's counted as body shots, when i physically couldnt have hit anything else but the head

soft coral
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its not the same thing

ancient marsh
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cant win the game if the game doesn't count your wins

thick jetty
soft coral
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no eggplant in lutenica

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roasted tomatoes and paprika

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and w/e herbs

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it varies on the region

ancient marsh
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saving his name

soft coral
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theres a lot of lutenica brands

ancient marsh
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he just noscoped me with swapped shoulder across the map

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active pedophile

thick jetty
soft coral
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@keen sparrow

soft coral
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theres kiopoolu which is similar

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and ajvar

keen sparrow
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I’d probably have better luck making my own than trying to get it in my state

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Lol

soft coral
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it wont be the same

viral egret
thick jetty
viral egret
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random sss reel

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ass

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peeposmile this is why my ddr4 ram costs 200 euros

soft coral
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WHO WROTE THAT FIRST PARAGRAPH

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WHO

keen sparrow
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Check this out

soft coral
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no.

keen sparrow
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Looks like toilet water, but it’s actually really good

viral egret
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bottled diarrhea

keen sparrow
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Best thing the phillipines ever made

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Goes well on any fish or pork

viral egret
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bro

viral egret
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putting liquid shit

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on my fish

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respectfully

keen sparrow
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It’s just spicy vinegar

thick jetty
viral egret
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cant complain but like

soft coral
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guys

viral egret
soft coral
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lowkey

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fried catfish

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is SUCH a fucking delicious fish

thick jetty
viral egret
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AI datacenters massbuying ram gpus n ssds just so some random texan woman can roleplay as the girl that got shot by the ice agent

thick jetty
keen sparrow
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I used to get fried catfish sandwiches at a shop near the hospital i worked at

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What a life

viral egret
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i have never fried catfish

soft coral
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ok bye

viral egret
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i havdnt even caught one

soft coral
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i switch from pc to phone

viral egret
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i only catch like

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small fishrs

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theyre tasty though

thick jetty
soft coral
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idk why but catfish meat is incredibly tender

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and even has a sweetness to it

compact knoll
keen sparrow
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you make 3 slits on the sides of its body and fry it in a big pan with some tomatoes and onions

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oh my lord

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*cast iron pan, because you're not a bitch

ancient marsh
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4 arena matches

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0 wins

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game for pedophiles by pedophiles

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not a single good team

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not a single physically winnable game

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gotta touch those kids to succeed in arena

soft coral
keen sparrow
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yeah there's a lot to unpack there

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posts a lot of epstein

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calls thing epstein

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talks about pedos all the time

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GF is home i get to play the vidya games, fuck yeah

remote fox
keen sparrow
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LMFAO

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That has to be real

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please

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Let getting party vanned by ICE be a new fetish for wine moms

viral egret
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i dont want ram prices surging up cause theres a new ICE agent rolrplay for women on ehatrver ai rlrp shit exists

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fuck no

keen sparrow
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truth is stranger than fiction

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it'll be reality

remote fox
viral egret
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ok disband ice then

keen sparrow
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If 50 shades, or that shit about milking farms taught me anything

viral egret
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worst books

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never read one never plan to

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i would rather eat a live cobra

keen sparrow
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"dad, why does my blood hurt?"

viral egret
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how the fuck

keen sparrow
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"because the AI datacenter needs water to make corny porn for your mother"

viral egret
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can blood hurt

soft coral
viral egret
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blood csnt hurt can it

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@keen sparrow

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ur like former healthcare worker

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u should know probably

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@soft coral i found a lidl next to my school

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i wonder if its open at 7 am

remote fox
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@keen sparrow

keen sparrow
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icy blue eyes

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jfc

keen sparrow
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where your platelets are shaped like little cresent moons instead of smooth disks

viral egret
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i didnt know

keen sparrow
viral egret
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i know what sickle cell is but i never knew

keen sparrow
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lol

viral egret
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that it hurts

keen sparrow
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"famously painful"

viral egret
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i wanted to uh

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go volunteer this year

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for paramedics

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but like

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i dont have the medical knowledge and im dead set on engineering

keen sparrow
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Paramedic is good

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Just get ready for fast-paced bullshit

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numbers, remembering numbers

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your bread and butter will be vital signs,

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that's T P R B/P O2

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Temp, Pulse, Respirations, Blood Pressure and Oxygen Saturation

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The rest is getting report from people on-site and knowing what to do next, what questions to ask, what signs of stroke are

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How to lift and move people without hurting them

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oh and the Stryker!

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Those are fun

keen sparrow
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really fucking hard but very fulfilling as you're a part of the emergency services backbone, you are needed 24/7 365, permanent job security.

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A warning, most calls will probably be old people on oxygen that think it's still a good idea to smoke, and old people at nursing homes that have fallen over.

ancient marsh
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!topic @keen sparrow

safe summitBOT
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@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

ancient marsh
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not the sickle cell channel

blazing basin
blazing basin
glacial haven
blazing basin
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also guten Abend, Sniper

glacial haven
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Guten Abend

blazing basin
glacial haven
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he got that beetles haircut

keen sparrow
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perfect 'gray man' disguise

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look at that fucking unit

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willford brimley lookin ahh

winged mica
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no?

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there source is not true

blazing basin
rugged stump
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This a new thing?

hallow stream
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dont think so

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I am pretty sure I saw a youtube short of this somewhere like 2 wipes ago

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either that or Im schizophrenic

fast garden
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you dont gain rep and you dont need to point either

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they path to dropped weapons and healing items

glacial haven
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just trust the process

fast garden
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what are you going on about

glacial haven
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scavs picking up meds

fast garden
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got added with sanitar iirc

glacial haven
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maybe you can some day extract with them and have them be friendly

fast garden
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scav life dlc surely

glacial haven
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I mean, it already works, that's the worst part, I've seen clips of a streamer doing a coop extract with one, they are just hostile in the meantime

fast garden
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we will see how long nikita talks about that till he forgets

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oh yeah ive done it for rep the last several wipes

glacial haven
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that's why i said, preliminary addition, soon it will also have a function

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(that will never happen)

rugged stump
glacial haven
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maybe munch on some mud

rugged stump
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kinda excited for scav life dlc

glacial haven
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wait that was actually announced?

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i thought we're just fucking around

compact knoll
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I don see anything

glacial haven
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alright that shit is never going to get released

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"Alongside the console confirmation"

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They are going to shove that controller up sideways even trying to load the main menu

compact knoll
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@glacial haven wanna watch some cyberpunk in a bit?

fast garden
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long before any console conversation had ever happened

compact knoll
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@glacial haven am here

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yeah maybe i could have picked a better thing to watch while eating

fast garden
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yum

keen sparrow
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Never would’ve guessed our boy sseth does productive things for society

blazing basin
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Is OperaGX a good / safe browser?

glacial haven
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Idk, it uses chromium, can't be that much worse than chrome

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I wouldn't use it

blazing basin
thick jetty
glacial haven
thick jetty
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@glacial haven have ya been tarkovingPepeHappy

glacial haven
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I haven't been actively playing for a week or something by now, the grind is just very tiresome

thick jetty
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That is true

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Havent really played myself either. Occasional goofy raids with friends here and there

fast garden
compact knoll
blazing basin
glacial haven
fast garden
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yeah they totally are gimmicks

compact knoll
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your balls?

fast garden
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the game release calendar is cool though

blazing basin
fast garden
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i thought you were the one asking about browsers

blazing basin
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An opinion from an expert (Sniper) can't hurt

thick jetty
compact knoll
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what was that movie with robert downey blackface

thick jetty
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Tropic thunder

compact knoll
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i should watch it

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is that fucking blackface dude

thick jetty
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Decent movie

fast garden
thick jetty
fast garden
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tenor has entirely blocked the term blackface

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gg was gonna find the smiling friends clip

compact knoll
thick jetty
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Cant have shit anymore

compact knoll
thick jetty
winged mica
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Not in the wrong way

thick jetty
thick jetty
compact knoll
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yes

thick jetty
compact knoll
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@glacial haven

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
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The big blocky smart shotgun is probably the best. send mfkers flying as 30 pellets heatseek into their bodies simultaneously

compact knoll
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damn dude

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the president got hands

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can you fuck her?

keen sparrow
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Not without mods.

keen sparrow
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So you didn't use the cred chip from Meredith stout huh

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you can fuck her

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get a legendary/unique dildo melee weapon for it too

compact knoll
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crackhead with a shotgun

soft coral
keen sparrow
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What a G

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Absolute Gangster

soft coral
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mf just woke up nowdays

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and start sending reels

hollow patrol
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4/10

compact knoll
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i probably didnt spend more than 5 minutes making

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dont know because i made her when the game released

keen sparrow
hollow patrol
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FeelsTiredMan fuck waking up

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i mean you dont even see your V outside the ending cutscenes at all

compact knoll
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keen sparrow
compact knoll
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sometimes you fail a charisma check

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so you gotta do a strenght check

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"oh get away"

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"im gonna call the police"

viral egret
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the lidl next to my school is open

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we are balling

hollow patrol
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keen sparrow
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Photo mode

hollow patrol
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this guy also dont got it going on -rep killing you with rocks

keen sparrow
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but now

compact knoll
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these fellas think i play to look at my V

keen sparrow
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look at my V

hollow patrol
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i spend an hour minimum on any half decent character customization i have to make my v look atleast respectable

compact knoll
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goon

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dude i dont care

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im gonna dash in your face and shoot you with a double barrel

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im a crackhead

keen sparrow
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jokes aside, i'm just glad bro's playing it

compact knoll
keen sparrow
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so many people took the rough release as a death sentence for the game, but it is more than fine now

hollow patrol
hollow patrol
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dl2 had a shit release now its a decent game. story never been that good though its sorta silly

soft coral
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@keen sparrow

wintry ridge
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marathon getting actual endgame content caught

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arc pvedads stay coping

ancient marsh
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No one is reaching it before the servers go offline buddy

compact knoll
wintry ridge
wintry ridge
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anthem was borderline dead on launch but they kept those servers up for years

ancient marsh
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Hed send you off to military school for failing terminal so many times

ancient marsh
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I would like to hear the cope

wintry ridge
ancient marsh
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"Marathon? The plagiarism game?"

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Said the average gamer

wintry ridge
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idc im gonna eat the slop and enjoy it because i'm not a cynical retard all the time

ancient marsh
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Then the queue time to fill a raid is like 15 minutes

wintry ridge
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i know you're jaded on tarkov xal but theres no need to take this anger elsewhere in ur life

ancient marsh
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I'm not cynical, im pragmatic

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Tarkov owns this realm

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For better or worse.

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(It's for the worse)

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When abi came out tarkov were releasing good updates almost insta and copying shit word for word, bar for bar from it

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Now they saw they are literally invincible

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And are just fat chuds dissolving in their chair

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Like two months since 1.0 and no new guns on arena

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compact knoll
soft coral
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first thing in the morning machine dont work

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half the day is spent waiting istg

compact knoll
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oh hey its @ancient marsh

soft coral
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@stark torrent @keen sparrow machine broke a aecond time

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this time the vacuumer

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Half the day goes buy i havent done jack all

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a glass jar got conpletely shattered in the process ggs

stark torrent
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Insane efficiency

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Had a friend do the same he was waiting to load the pallets but the depo gate used to break every time so bro had to wait for engineers to fix it

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The the truck broke once

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😎

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Gg

soft coral
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well

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its not something we can influence

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if machine decides to not heat the wrapper ggs we wait and mechanic fix
if machine shatters a jar
gg we clean and mechanic fix

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were loading for domestic market so its a bit more permissable with the deadlines

compact knoll
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man i wish i made a male v

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i could have fucked panam

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she a real one

keen sparrow
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She's so annoying, what

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'you're not going with my impulsive decisions, argh, you're not listening to me'

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Judy isn't much better but goddamn

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Panam felt like an angsty teenager

remote fox
fast garden
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Panam is a shithead

keen sparrow
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"ARGH NOONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT THEM TO DO"

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I'll give Panam simps this || Her ending is probably the closest thing you get to a happy ending in this game ||

fast garden
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Isn’t the whole romantic scene with her as male in the [REDACTED] just because your feels get intertwined on some pacific rim shit

keen sparrow
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unironically

fast garden
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Yeah true that though

compact knoll
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okay buy imagine how that feels tho

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how would anal feel in that tho

fast garden
#

She is also a little selfish asshole

compact knoll
#

would you feel yourself getting fucked

fast garden
keen sparrow
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It took yours and her nervous system being intertwined for her to stfu and just fuck

fast garden
#

Granted the romance choices are kinda fucking lame in the game

keen sparrow
#

kinda is an understatement

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the flings with meredith and the joytoys are more intense

fast garden
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Like I get what they are trying to do by making them the way they are

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Dude the meridith one jumpscared me lmfao

compact knoll
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wait isnt judy lesbian only

fast garden
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Thought I was getting g a side quest

compact knoll
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okay wait

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so what if youre a gey man

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you get nothing

fast garden
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Clueless

keen sparrow
#

Male V gets Panam and Kerry

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Female V gets Judy and River

fast garden
#

Fucking Kerry

keen sparrow
#

River really had me thinking he was gey, never saw that one coming

fast garden
#

You have to be fucking unhinged to pick Kerry

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Also yeah thought river wasgey

compact knoll
#

yeah i guess judy it is

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im not getting fucked

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some scissoring action

fast garden
#

Make your character less fucking chopped dawg

#

The bar is low

compact knoll
#

im not remaking dude

keen sparrow
compact knoll
#

cant be asked

fast garden
#

Can you not like go to a mirror or some shit

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Idk

compact knoll
#

im okay

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i dont see her anyway

keen sparrow
compact knoll
#

besides

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it fits my character

keen sparrow
#

Let's you text NPCs on models trained on their voice acting/writing

compact knoll
#

im a crackhead with a shotgun

keen sparrow
#

I give it a year before the gooners at Nexus make generative voice mods that can be driven by an AI API

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So that the NPCs can actually say anything

native crypt
keen sparrow
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unfortunately i don't think he's in the list of models

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It's all the romance options + goro, songbird, and rogue

native crypt
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Can I call Judy slurs then?

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I wish there was an option to pull songbirds lying ass apart like pulled pork

keen sparrow
#

Agreed

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I fell for the honeypot too

pallid bolt
keen sparrow
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lol, no

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Well

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ugh

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There's model replacers for the first person sex cutscenes

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lol

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you could in theory replace meredith with fully clothed jackie welles if you wanted to

native crypt
keen sparrow
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I liked her because Asian

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and Bob cut

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what a fool i was

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played like the fiddle i am

native crypt
#

Wish they did more with Meredith and militech

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Or Melissa Rory with maxtac

pallid bolt
#

I wish I could dissect Meredith with a log splitter

stark torrent
#

She literally tells you you can join Maxtac if u want

winged mica
#

this girl survived 2 head eyes

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why couldn't you?

pallid bolt
#

Horns

keen sparrow
#

Especially with a Corpo V

compact knoll
keen sparrow
#

Oh, you said Maxtac

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that's a different thing entirely

#

but there is an NPC that offers after a cyberpsycho gig

compact knoll
#

i really fuck with this car

keen sparrow
#

oh the cars are great

compact knoll
#

half the cars drive like cancer

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this one is pretty good tho

keen sparrow
#

This one was my favourite

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Before i discovered all the fuckin.. Bentley, Bugatti, and Lamborghini mods

compact knoll
#

lmao rip

keen sparrow
#

Dodge Challenger, Cadillac Escalade, lol

keen sparrow
native crypt
#

Saved V from getting the chip in his head and being forced to hear johnny yap endlessly

keen sparrow
#

idk why but i liked Evelyn

#

what a fucked up character

cyan garnet
#

Cp2077 seems so mid

native crypt
#

It is

cyan garnet
#

As i thought

keen sparrow
#

Several people are typing...

cyan garnet
hollow patrol
# compact knoll

i dont know if i remember her killing herself when i played lowkey

native crypt
#

I hated at least half the characters

keen sparrow
#

my 600 hour havin ass disagrees

hollow patrol
#

does she always do that

keen sparrow
#

I think it's great

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
#

if you don't like the worldbuilding you probably weren't paying attention

compact knoll
#

its a cdpr rpg

keen sparrow
#

it's a horror game disguised as an action RPG FPS

compact knoll
#

its pretty good

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